spaghetti and meatball goyslop for lunch

Had lunch, still not quitting youtube until I've done some digesting.

leftover egg pie, leftover beans, sauerkraut and some bread and maybe crackers

>>820543
Sounds like it is just a cash grab.
Mugen Train movie was good though. Set your heart ablaze.

>https://www.foxnews.com/us/army-sees-decline-white-recruits-amid-culture-war-attacks-report
>A total of 44,042 new Army recruits were categorized by the service as White in 2018. However, that number fell each year to a low of 25,070 in 2023, with a 6% dip from 2022 to 2023, the news outlet reported.
Whites are refusing to join the US military for some reason.

I went to the Reject Shop and got some of those New Zealand chips that NEET recommended.
One bag of green onion flavour and one bag of "curlies" which look like a twisties type thing.
I will review them when they've been eaten.

>>820562
were they competitively priced with Australian Samboy's?

>>820563
$3 for 150g.

>>820564
are they in-date? these cheap shops are notorious for selling short dated snacks. I think they pay bribes to the retail officials.

>>820565
How do I get a job as one of these 'retail officials'?

how bad is it to have traces of sodium bicarbonate in your oven? Will the heat turn it into toxic sodium?

>>820556
>>820558
>>820562
NEETs are eating well.

>>820567
You make crack on the stovetop not in the oven dumbass.

>>820567
Goodbye neet.

>>820569
I was using it as oven cleaner

I use boxes of bicarb to reduce the big stinky bro fragrance in my place. The woolies jews probably think I'm buying it to make drugs.

>>820572
I put silica gel packets in my undies during summer to help soak up the sweat which stops a lot of the odour.

>>820565
The chips expire in August, the curlies in April.

>>820508
Me front left.

>>820575
you've lost weight since I last saw you neet, looks good

>>820574
That is okay. I expect a review by then.

Coffee, mint, creatine, punnet of strawbs. Manageable taxation

>>820577
Remove that Sage if you want a review.

>>820578
Wagon today?

>>820579
oh thats what it was, I thought that button boosted my (You)'s

>>820581
There is no shortcut to more (you)s. Quality posting is the only way. Follow my example.

>>820573
I have been freeballing all this year because of the heat. The camo pants have actual air inlets for ram air ball cooling.

>>820580
Yes, its on the list

I had the Ice Break Triple shot. Not bad but the bold espresso flavour I had last week was better.
I can't find the bold espresso any more. They don't stock them most places.

>>820583
You need to wash those camo shorts far more often than you do.

>>820586
That's what you think. Those camo shorts weren't originally brown camo.

>>820583
#justsexpestthings

I have to delete some things to free up space on my external HDD. I can't afford a new one.
I have deleted The Last Kingdom and Vikings TV series so far. Mediocre trash I will never watch them again.
Further deletions will be more difficult decisions.

>>820586
One is always is always concious about skidmarks but its worth it. Plus they take literally 10 minutes to wash and to dry in the sun.

>>820588
#beachlyfe

>>820586
He can't wash things.

>>820583
dont you wear padded bike shorts under that thing when you ride?

>>820593
just hold them in the toilet and flush

Ok, I am definitely giving up the youtube jew in 45 minutes. Mark my words. Hold me to it neets.

Parcel still hasn't been picked up by Australia post. They have the shipping information but the journey has yet to start despite being posted on Saturday.

>>820595
Based. I wonder if his freeballing is related to his sheetless use of the airbed. The based one is too based to be contained. He doesn't even have a property to legally inhabit due to his basedness.

>>820600
The silver fox has outfoxed the eternal rental jew

>>820600
you have no idea how comfy the velor is... its just your usual self parroting away completely wrong idea and opinions you dont know jack shit about

Got a big mean old steamer I badly need to evict. I can't keep taking a chance with these farts.

>>820602
Are you too fat for those 5XL undies your dad got you for Christmas?

post the trotters

Need to eat less.

>>820604
they are still in the box and will remain in the box

>>820607
Don't be so pessimistic. I'm sure once you lose a few tens of kgs you'll be able to fit in to them.

Milky milky time.

Remember back in the day when Numo used to post about Rick n Morty

I hate David Bowie.

>>820610
It was a good show back in the day. Cruisey liked it.

>>820598
I use a similar extension to block porn sites.

Still on the youtube videos. Can't quit. Won't quit. I could stop if I wanted to.

>>820611
even more than you hate women?

>>820610
Remember how Numo goes to Noosa every Moday, while your ass rots away in the burbs ? I member.

Women, David Bowie, Vegetables: A few of the things NEETs hate.

I like women, and diamond dogs was a good album

>>820617
There is literally nothing wrong with hating vegetables. Nothing.

A radio show hosted by the Adelaide NEETs would be good.

>>820620
it would be a chortler

Ok, time's up. I'm just gonna finish watching the videos on my queue, then I'll stop. Promise.

All the Coles Hot Cross Buns in store were baked yesterday.
They are no good unless fresh.
Standards are slipping everywhere.

I am up to date on Mushoku Tensei now. I found the second season very disappointing.

nigger apefrican home invasion in melbourne overnight, woman attacked in her home

>>820625
diversity is what makes melbourne great neets

>>820614
Made a confused chilli. Somewhere been stew, picante and salsa. Can never commit

ok, off the youtube videos and on the wagon, been going strong for nearly 40 seconds. You can do it neets. I'm proof.

There are still a bunch of IPs for my VPN given really long bans by imissfather for "garbage" which isn't even a reason.

>>820616
No, but I remember nuro going to dogshit beach because being around people makes him feel less lonely.

>>820625
>attacked
What does that mean? I hate how vague the media is about this stuff.

>>820629
>I'm proof.
Have my doubts.

>>820629
Have some grog to celebrate.

>>820624
How is the first?

dunno what to do with myself without youtube now, it's like my life has no purpose

>>820639
Start watching the ABC news.

Fuck AGL are a pack of dumb cunts.
Lodged a complaint last week and selected email as the preferred contact. Some stupid bitch just tried to call me.

>>820642
Boomers do love phonecalls.

"His deceased tranny brother, dead gay Bill, did die from cancer but he also had AIDS at the same time. Guy was a mess."

>>820643
I think they (big corporates) also love to use the phone as email creates a paper trail that can be used against them later.

>>820645
Ahh, true.

>>820631
Based.

r/gooned got banned

>>820648
Who?

>>820649
==GOOD= The 2023 gooner mene is a psyop.

Dayum it feels good to be a Nuro

>>820648
time to create an r/elitegooners subreddit

>>820651
you drinking on the beach?

Dayum it feels good to be Based

>>820651
>>820654
Based.

>>820638
It starts off strong but gets weaker as it goes. Finishes well though.
I would recommend giving it a go.

I was sweeping the back verandah and my broom handle broke.
Being a fool I kept using the now shortened handle and ended up cutting my palm and finger.
I will have to go to Bunnings for a new broom to finish the job. The expenses never end.

>>820654
Lovely scenery.

Should I delete Peaky Blinders from my HDD?
I haven't got around to watching it. Is it worth watching?
Is it great or just good?
Good is not enough for TV series these days.

Working late tonight?

>>820659
Some people said it was great. I haven't watched it though. Why don't you watch some and tell us?

Need to change my underwear.

>>820659
I've heard it has lots of lefty shit in it.

>>820662
Two weeks between changes is long enough.

>>820657
Just slide it up your arse and walk out.

Weber slapped me for using the term webinar once.

the post has found my parcel. It will be arriving in the first week of next month.

I think I will delete all the episodes of The Orville I have downloaded. I will never watch them.

>>820659
First few seasons were good.
Don't watch the last two when they introduce Oswald Moseley.

The Orville and Peacemaker both deleted.

Will I ever watch The Expanse? I need to know what future me would do. How do I contact him?

>>820659
I remember Joslin spoke fondly a celebrity character in that show.

>>820671
It was his 13th reason why.

>>820668
Satisfied customer?

Have the hose fittings arrived?

Mad Men is taking up 84GB. I have been meaning to watch it for years.
It is supposed to be great. I think I will keep it.

>>820675
Not quite. They are still very slow with everything. It is in the sunshine coast and has been there for a few days now.

>the hose fittings
Makes me think of that NEET's cock ring.

>>820563
>Samboy's
I only see Smith's.

>>820681
Thanks.

I ate the green onion chips. They were ruffled but cut thinner than normal ruffle chips. Quite greasy. Flavour was good but not outstanding. they were okay. I would not go out of my way to get them again.

>>820589
I have been thinking about watching Vikings again. I liked the first few seasons lots.

>>820592
I read this post when I was out a few hours ago. Has been in my head since.

>>820645
This.

>>820657
Stop blooming.

Blooming broomers.

>>820659
I watched a bit but stopped. Can't remember what really happened.

>>820666
Sweet and tangy

>>820679
I remember that coin. I used to collect different 50c coins.

>>820672
These ones all sound shit.
Were they downloaded because imbd told you they were good?

Might go visit Dr Dan to get a prescription filled. Just a little bit to get me through the night.

>>820679
King Charles

>>820696
Then wagon tomorrow?

>>820685
>greasy
Disappointing. You'd think they'd be dryer being thinner.
You are not a fair critic though.

>>820688
Loving it loving it

Will I ever watch Yellowstone?
They say it is not woke but it has become a meme. Too normie?

>>820699
I did not say being greasy was bad. I like my chips greasy.

>>820701
I watched the first four or five episodes and fell asleep a month ago but haven't been back.

>>820702
Why aren't they up to the grade for you then?

he didn't even buy the chicken flavour that was recommended

>>820704
Difficult to describe. They just didn't pop.
If you don't understand pop then I can't explain it to you. Sometimes it just doesn't pop.

>>820706
If only they knew!

I'm black.

I'm back.

>>820708
post willy

>>820710
That's a stereotype.

>>820705
I didn't see it there.

>>820660
No. I am my own boss. 3 day weekend you pathetic cunt. Also had a few customers pick up bikes today. Lazy few hundred dollars 💵 n the bank and then headed to the beach.

Nuro chads we are winning 🏆

half a diarrhoea pidser for dinner
other half thrown in fridge
scotch and pebsi until sleep

I failed no smoke. I went with like 32 dollars to get the cheapest smokes. When I pulled out my cash I dropped my coins. Then they said I was 10 cents short because they raised the price. They paid the 10 cents for me and gave me the smokes. I wonder if it's possible to die of shame?

>>820714
Queue will be explosion.

NEETs we are not going to have the usual repetitive nightly routine any more.
It is over.
Bans will be handed out if it continues.
It has to stop on both sides. Nuro you do not need to respond to every dumb comment directed at you.

>>820715
That sounds tough NEET.
Did they do the thing where they keep the smokes away from you until they have your money?
They do that if the cunt looks dodgy like he might take the pack and run without paying.
Many such cases. A shameful scene all around.
Something to think about for your next quit attempt. I still believe in you.

>>820715
That is part of why I am scared of keeping cash to pay for things but at the same time I'm worried about having my eftpos card fuck up somehow. Anxiety all around I guess.

>>820718
Borat?

>820558

Tiffin is the sager!

>>820715
I know that feel. I've bought goon with silver coins 5 minutes after the bottleshop opened once

>>820696
I'm getting a desire too. Just 11 standoes to help me sleep...

>>820715
woe

>>820725
>to help me sleep...
It is basically medicine if that is the reason NEET. You would be harming your health if you didn't do it.

>>820727
That is quite convincing. It's always best to taper off too...

>>820623
I want to try the apple + cinnamon flavour.

Feeling sad. Going to be sad in front of the tele.

>>820732
That sounds nice.
The sultanas and raisins they use taste nasty these days. People are looking for alternatives. Even "fruitless" is better which seems absurd.

>>820733
I hope there is something good on to distract you from your sadness.

I am watching Rick and Morty s07e09.
I am not really digging it any more (haven't for quite some time) it has entered the phase before you stop watching something entirely. The phase where you watch it out of loyalty to its past self and your past self who enjoyed it.

Can't escape this Swift bitch. They even mention her on teh local news. "Concerns over cell batteries in Swift 'arm bands'"...

I was employed off the books at WomboSec as an Executive Assistant (Catering) once

>>820738
You just need to run faster.

>>820739
I heard if it didn't go in the air fryer you didn't know how to cook it.

I don't like it when milk tastes sweet.
The expensive brands are like this more often than the cheap milk. The cheap milk is best.

>>820633
I go there because I like dogs :)

>>820725
Monk? No!

>>820739
Good pay

>>820589
Same. Got the entire GoT series for instance and still haven't watched a single episode. Been on there for years.

Bored, I might travel back in time and assassinate a famous historical figure.

>>820749
Who would that be?

>>820746
>entire GoT series
Ended terribly, just be aware of that.

>>820750
I'm thinking Franz Ferdinand.

>>820752
Oh you gonna get some stiff competition there.

>>820751
No spoilers please.

>>820753
I'll just blame it on some Serb.

On the amazon driver POV vlogs
YouTube neet would love it

>>820685
#Rejected

Just had my pot of cabbage and rice.

>>820754
Dumbledore dies.

>>820755
I wonder if you could get him earlier somewhere else, within Austria, or even Hungary/Croatia, would that prevent or postpone WWI? Would the imperial government produce a culprit instead? I think secret services knew something is brewing, so its not the lack of will in the Serbs.

>>820631
Whats in the bottle? is it made in Australia?

I wanna buy a Logitech K350

>>820756
Link us a good one please.

>>820714
What type of sloppa

>>820758
Are you in a 19th century Chinese prison labour camp?

Watching Blue Heelers.
First episode is pretty full on, I don't remember it being so heavy.
Maybe I was thinking about Heartbeat.

>>820761
Keyboards are not the answer.

>>820697
Wondering if the QLD gov is going to change the name of Prince Charles hospital to King?

>>820765
>Blue Heelers
I watched a bit of that back in the day. Constable Maggie Doyle.

>>820766
They're the solution.

>>820715
Stinky boong.

>>820767
They will probably change it to a boong name. Flubbawubbajubba hospital.
They are not putting King Charles on the $5 note. It is going to be abo stuff instead.

>>820736
Yah mate we's all comin to the pictcha so se ya's there.

>>820771
It's what we deserve for not wiping them out when we had the chance. We're a nation of flagellants.

>>820773
We thought we would breed them out, but not enough of them were bleached.

>>820772
Splendid.

>>820764
Back to the roots.

>>820742
Lactose is a sugar, unsweetened is probably watered down.

>>820771
>Flubbawubbajubba hospital.
*Flubbawubbajubba Noonga Hospital.

>>820749
Nathan of Gaza.

Nathan of Gazza and Shazza.

>>820717
A BO said "The show must go on!" once.

need to go outside, but can't make myself move anywhere

>>820781
What do you need to do outside?

>>820781
Wiggle the joystick

>>820778
Your reasoning?

>>820733
Tenet on tonight. Going to have it on in the background and only pay attention to the Debiscuit scenes. She gets fully nude right?

>>820781
Roll.

@weber Any good movies on telly tonight?

>>820787
Not him but HP 109 may be.

>>820781
Just go. We'll wait.

>>820734
Gonna try making my own this year

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6TKpjQW89I8 [Embed]

Us

>>820790
Four please.

>>820789
kek, good one, while he's out we'll move the bored.

>>820717
There has not been any nightly routines

There has not been any nightly tantrums

Since you laid down the law there has seemed to a bit of respect and a bit of fear on both sides.

>>820749
Stick to the Hitman

Head is pulsing, but there is no pain.

Could be high blood pressure, I already knew I'd end up having a stroke just like mum.

>>820797
Goodbye.

While I was at the Reject Shop I got a microwavable pouch of Sunrice Mexican style rice, 450g.
I just had it it was very good. Only $2.50. I think I will go back tomorrow and buy more.

>>820797
Sleep tight.

>>820784
Genuinely evil cunt that played along with people's delusions.

>>820799
>>820801
I've been praying to God for several months to let me die already, He won't until I fulfill whatever mission he has for me.

>>820791
I had that air fryer, I got it at Aldi. It was very good. Someone forced it and it broke.

Was Grego taking the piss with that video? I couldn't tell.

>>820800
Stock up.

>>820792
That is a good Pepe. I like the juxtaposition of the ye olde frog man with the modern technology in his hand.

>>820803
You'll live many years to come.

>>820809
And you'll enjoy every one of them.

>>820809
I prefer the monkey (🐒) picture

I wish I could snuggle into the blanket with him.

Was driving to the goon store when I got a call, more plastering tomorrow. Not sure if I should be woed or thankful for divine intervention

Night.

>>820814
It is a sign. Good cash in hand work. Pay off the slapper.

>>820815
Looks like a good start.

I didn't realise Grego had 300k+ subscribers, I thought he was like a little meme channel that some neets had latched onto

>>820816
Good night Pidge. xx

If I fail my driving test in March then I think I'll just go for my auto. I feel like my autism makes it difficult to focus on so many things and the manual side of it just adds to the confusion, I hate how defective my brain is.

>>820819
He gets between 10 and 20K views per video. Pretty good.

>>820821
You need to learn how to relax so you can focus on your driving.

>>820822
Weber's arse gets about that many views during a pub visit.

>>820821
Do your best NEET. Auto licence will be fine if it comes to that. The important thing is that you will be able to drive.

>>820825
Thanks.

>>820824
That doesn't sound right.

>>820825
Then he can drive to dan's and start his career as an elite gooner, or woolies 3 times a day as a binge eater.

>>820827
It's a really big pub.

>>820827
to be fair, a lot of those are bots

>>820819
I thought he was a big normie channel like a knock off Joey's or something.

>>820821
Real tismos would find it easier.

>>820830
The live feed. I was a mod in the chat.

>>820833
The list of banned words was very long.

>>820822
I wonder just how much money he makes from it, not much I would guess.

>>820835
I think it is enough to live off but not much more.

>>820824
He hides it behind a newspaper

>>820837
A broadsheet.

Do you neets want me to post a build log of my new pc when I get the parts?

Yes

>>820771
I'm OK with boongs being on the lowest note denomination. Our King should be on teh hundy anyway.

>>820839
Yes please NEET.

The spook operation in the first episode of season 3 of the sopranos was good.
The second episode looks like the one where Tony tells the nigger to stay away from Meadow.

>>820815
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PAY THAN MUCH FOR CAABAGE ????

>>820842
Ok

>>820821
YOU SOUND LIKE A FOOKIN NUMPTY

>>820844
Don't start. You bust up heaps of money on shithouse grog and spicslop.

Spent so long today cleaning my oven I didn't have time to do any cooking. Woe.

>>820846
Settle down nuro.

>>820839
yes that would be good.

>>820848
Ovens are fucking awful to clean. You get 80% of the filth off and out in 20% of the total time and then your progress just slows down heaps.

>>820852
I've only seen them when buying or selling bikes.

As in actual motorbikes, not bicycles lol.

>>820846
Cut it out Nuro

>>820846
Nuro take a break until tomorrow please.
Any further obnoxious outbursts and I will remove your flag privileges.

>>820848
You need one of those self cleaning ones.

I've done three rabbit shits of substantial volume today. Lots of farts. I don't know where it is coming from.

>>820788
Australian Survivor

>>820859
You are full of it neet.

>>820857
You should remove them now. He was much better without them.

>>820857
>flag privileges
Shouldn't be a thing in the first place.

>>820861
I've been cheating farts for much of the day and have managed to avoid shitting myself but I did get poo all over the toilet seat with one of them.

>>820839
You're only getting one part a month.

>>820863
With the exception of some of the meme flags like Dan, I think they should all go.

>>820866
Namefagging should be banned, except for shibs because he's important, and nuro, because people have to be warned about just how based he is.

Acquired. Was loudly playing 'Rhodesians never die' in the carpark.

>>820859
I just had a rough hard shit of boulders. I think there will be more soon, but no longer hard.
I can hear the gurgling.

>>820866
I'm not a fan of the Dan flag. Is has the wrong proportions.

>>820871
>has the wrong proportions
My exact body type.

>>820869
You need some prunes.

>>820800
Thin's chips are half price atm too ;)

>>820868
Chad move.

Awful day for my arse. Multiple half shits have been done, black as night. Painful, blooded wipes.
On the upside the farts have been tremendous, smell more like poo than proper farts.

>>820872
You need some prunes.

Did monk actually get a call and a job from the recruiter? I missed some goings on here.

I'm watching a show called Warren.
I don't like it because he reminds me of myself. Complaining about nothing all the time.

>>820878
A call from the plasterer prompted him to get plastered.

>>820876
>black
No mongster for the rest of the week.

>>820804
Mockery of Christ.
He is a Jew afterall.

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>>820857
>GET A WARNING FOR TELLING SOMEONE TO HARDEN UP FOR A DRIVING TEST
>RESPECT WARNING
>DONT POST
>GET BANNED ANYWAY

Fucksake who the fuck is Paristan ? Seriously #BO get yourself or Vols in order. This kind of behaviour is what destroyed the board last time. There are rules and you enforce them. You dont get to make things up as you go. Edit the rules accordingly on the front page. Imissfather was specific on these things when you were applying. Fucking act professionally.

Preston will put you in your place

>>820883
I enjoy his vids so I don't mind donating a couple of dollars a month.

>>820884
>Paristan
He is the board owner I believe.
>There are rules and you enforce them.
imissfather didn't enforce the rules against you and you were okay with that.
>You dont get to make things up as you go.
That is what imissfather did towards the end.
>Fucking act professionally.
top jej, are those methane fumes getting to you again? Why don't you go for a walk outside to calm down. It really doesn't matter mate.

The new BO’s approach seems fair and reasonable. I like them so far.

The Prestons

>>820814
Plasterers were always the dodgiest looking cunts on a construction site.

>>820884
Ban evasion

>>820888
I agree.

>>820888
And that's why Nuro is now ban evading and chucking a testicular torsion.

>In Persian cosmology, Paristan, Peristan or Pariestan (Persian: پریستان Pariyestân, Peristân, "Land of the Peris"; also Koh-i-Qaf or Qafkuh) is the home of peris. [1]
>Peris (singular: peri) are exquisite, winged spirits renowned for their beauty.
Sounds like beau is a hot persian girl. No wonder bec hates her.

>>820890
I remember the last day when they did a room for me, lots of sanding, they were covered in plaster dust from head to toe not something i would like to do.

>>820884
You're so fucking gay and cringe, holy shit...

>>820894
>rogue operator
This just means he isn't on your discord.

>>820896
It can't be good for your lungs.

>>820895
She better post her elbow.

>>820897
He liked imissfather because, in his own words, "bitch is under my control". He doesn't like our persian baddie because she isn't submissive. Hot!

>>820894
What does it all mean?

Here we go again.
Nuro, if every single moderator bans you it might just be that you're really fucking annoying

>>820900
You couldn't handle the eroticism. It'd be like if weber reenacted the iconic nikocado photo.

This channel is good, YouTubeNEET:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lJbLpXdgujY [Embed]

>>820903
It means a Soiboi is drunk on power again AND ALL THE EMAILS HE HAD WITH IMISSFATHER WERE LIES ! LIES LIES AND MORE LIES !

>>820907
>Soiboi
Says the diabetus monster who lives on goy slop and vitamin b tablets

One hour until the bottleo shuts. Thinking, thinking, thinking.

>>820819
KingCobraJFS is about to hit 100k and (potentially) receive a legit plaque.

>>820904
You are a fucking numpty too. Gonna ban me too ?