There's a time to shit and a time to piss, and baby, it's the time to shit.

>>821501
>improve your life this year?
This is a year of acceptance. The sooner the NEETs accept that the better off they will be.

>>821227
I am concerned about the micro-agressive language of : Behavioural restraint management program.

I think the new BO needs to check his privilige, after all, where is the power balance in favor of here?

>>821561
He's strapped in tight.

>>821569
Hot!

BO has taken out an ASBO on that chav scum.

>>821546
> ?
Ban evasion coming in nicely toobz...

>>821574
Who the hell is toobs?

Born 2 shit forced 2 wipe

>>821575
The YouTubes.

>>821483
They're 'organic' ones too. Will they taste any different to the old Cavendish?

>>821515
>some mong in a camry
Cleanstove?

Severely woed beyond all reason.

>>821528
You're mentally ill!

>>821454
Cringepie

lunchtime neets, what are you having?

>>821586
Thermal paste and jam sandwich with a side of satchel rice.

>>821456
Unbelievably based!

>>821575
A savoury snack

>>821586
Coles sausages.

>>821591
I was gonna have some for lunch, but the used by date is tomorrow and they've been open for a while, so I binned them.

>>821588
A dark and miserable meal. That table needs some flowers in the jar.

Might complain to Odilii about the shit state of affairs here and the new BO.

>>821452
Ten dorra fill-up box

>>821451
Ten dorra fill-up box of snags

>>821594
Fuck off?

>>821592
Meow

>>821475
A TEEN POINT WON

>>821475
Poor reaction image selection. Wrong meaning.

>>821535
Fridge potential

Cpu arrived

>>821602
Fridge potential

>>821603
Very nice box.

Chicks just don't wear bras any more.

>>821607
based

>>821594
You did this last time with ChickenDinner. No one cares you whiney nigger. You really are obnoxious, this is why you keep getting treated like this. Even imissfather gave up on you in the end.

>>821608
A few years ago I'd see it every few weeks where as now it is about a dozen girls a day. I wonder how this can keep escalating? Will they just walk around topless?

>>821607
I know, I've been caught twice in the last two days.
Is that you Davo? Greater Webby Territory is bad for it.
One was with her mum and the mum was looking at me like I was in the wrong for noticing half inch nipples in my face.
There's an advert on cruise for the talk show they have at 6pm.
The lady has callers calling in answering what they would do if they caught someone perving on their daughter. One lady calls men who look 'predators', and another says she'd give them the stink eye.

This would have been a better picture. Didn't realise that was loli

Cpu opened

Wattle it bee?

>>821613
Very nice.
What prompted you to choose AMD over Intel?

>>821614
Large vanilla shake please.

I look down at my feet whenever I'm out. I don't stare at anybody. It is a miracle I even get where I'm going.

>>821617
Do you have a foot fetish?

Risen from my 30 standards goon slumber

>>821619
Good morning. Wagon today?

>>821620
Yes. Might see Dune 2 tonight if I’m up for it

>>821602
Pidge? No!

>>821615
AMD more gooder than Intel so he made the much good choice.

>>821615
Everyone was saying the 7800x3d is the boss. I bought an intel i9 laptop and it gets very hot while not doing very much.

>>821614
Why can you only make 1 order there?

Garn put some petty in the tank.

Java neet continues. Progress is slow, but the triangle has evolved into a cube, representing the player, which can hover over a piece of terrain, which looks exactly like debicki for some reason. I should finish the full game system tomorrow.

>>821617
you should wear sunglasses neet, and perv on whoever you want

>>821609
Nah I know Odilii personally and we DM all the time on the channel for hacker mods and big names. He knows that Weber keeps fucking up letting any retard take the wheel. Time and again this is a big problem for the board.

>>821629
Why is it only you that whines about it every time then?

Is weber his newest schizo obsession?

>>821627
Can you post (pics of) the code? I've never written Java before

Odil gives him secret server logs just like that cafe gives him CCTV footage

as dry as a coles roast chook

I and Monk woke up on a bus going north east from Lagos after being convinced to join a private militia to slaughter Boko Haram members but found out it was ISWAP and they weren't going to pay us in hashish and concubines so we jumped out of the truck and followed the Benue until we got to Cameroon and were picked up by some Chinese investors looking at tin and bauxite deposits then we had to make a run for it once we got to Dubai on their jet because one of their daughters instagram feed showed her in a SFW pose with us Eiffel Towering her and what looked like a white powder caterpillars on both our Burt Reynolds moustaches once.

>>821614
Family burger box and a 10 pack of wicked wings.
Cheers

>>821626
I got it for 1.71 at the pieface

>>821627
Lol

>>821631
Keep Weber in your heart is the rule

Weber is my favourite.

I masturbate to videos of women being violently caned.

>>821627
Very interesting. Keep us informed.

>>821636
those staches were Freddy Mercury at best

Where is Weber?
No word of the week today.

>>821646
Another reason why anime is gay

They had some good specials at Drakes today.
Got Arnott's Gingernuts for $0.95 each.

>>821648
She was a 4000 year old witch.

might get some ice cream from the shop, you neets want any?

>>821644
I am sick and tired of NEETs misrepresenting their moustaches in stories this plague of lies must end.

>>821651
A tub of Connoisseur raspberry and white chocolate please.

Have we had a mong of the week this week yet?

>>821654
Yeah, it's you

Congratulations to that NEET.

>>821656
He done monged the bestest.

He who mongs mongest mongs best.

>>821658
poetry

>>821636
well once'd

banana!

>>821627
Good development.

>>821613
Was there any thermal paste with it?

>>821614
Wot, so you can now get a rub n tug in the drive thru, what a time to be alive.

>>821619
Fug, I don't think that many is going to do you any good.

>>821666
He'll recover on the wagon today.

>>821667
Until his liver and kidneys fail or he ends up with brain damage.

>>821668
Brain damage isn't real.

>>821669
brain damage is just all in your head

>>821669
I knew it!

>>821611
Yeah, I meant at uni. I keep getting asked for directions by Indians. The darkies still look to the Anglo-Saxon for guidance.

>>821667
monk needs to get one of those centrelink boong cards that don't let you spend your money on goon

>>821673
You should direct them back to india.

>>821674
His body needs what his body needs!

>>821679
Tiffin?

>>821681
They just need to fuck already.

>>821682
Pretty sure he already wanks a lot.

New Business Insider video got a few laughs.
In other news, barbecue shapes taste different.

>>821683
About each other I hope.

>>821649
What a deal

NEETs I have decided I will not make any formal changes to the rules.
It would be good if NEETs stopped posting naked links, but there will be no punishment if you do.
As for the other thing, it will not be a new rule but anyone playing dumb unfunny games trying to confuse people into mixing up NEET identities may be told to stop.
I have spoken.

>>821687
>I have spoken.
Based.

Do I need to take action on the NEETs who falsely claim titles of nobility?
NK earned his title but these other two seem to be the lowest caste of peasant - both shit handlers - and are calling themselves Lords.

>>821673
I prefer Dutch India to British India, we didn't have to take our wives and could convince the servant girls to raise them as Punjabi.

>>821673
Uni girls would be the worst for it.
Do you wear sunnies to avoid detection?

>>821689
Are we allowed to point out the retard doing his usual daily shit?

>>821679
Stanners confirmed as Tiff

>>821689
I refer to IGA using such titles to wind up nuro.

>>821685
I wank while thinking about tiffin scoffing at Nuro getting his seethe on about not receiving the based love from IGA

>>821694
>to wind up nuro
We need less of that please.

>>821692
It is best to just ignore. Nothing is gained by throwing fuel on the dung fire.

>>821691
No, they don't care if you look. Many of them will smile if they see you. They wouldn't do it if they didn't want the attention. They aren't merely going braless, they choose tops to show off their tits.

>>821696
Okay, I just find his attempts to give himself nicknames and titles to be very cringey. It causes me second-hand embarrassment.

>>821696
he will sit here saying the names of all his characters as much as possible either way.

>>821689
‹‹Wordfilter it! ''

>>821697
Cool

I remember cruisey when he had that literal dog and pony show touring the hills in his commer van with the horse float he slept in next to this mangy horse he said he could make it count for a small change dono which kept him and his mongrel bitch in cheap wine and pal.

>>821699
Are you a believer in a conspiracy theory that several NEETs are the creations of one NEET and just characters or personas?

>>821702
He said the horse was winking at him.

Penile body odour

>>821703
No not at all I just think it is very funny that when it gets said the chorus of nuro iga tiffin nuro iga tiffin nuro iga tiffin stops every time.

>>821703
I wasn't but I am now

>>821706
You think all three are the same person?

>>821708
I didn't but I do now

Mash spuds and bacon has been made for later, it was very tempting to have a plateful with bbq sauce now.

>>821710
Is there a reason you have to wait?

Why would I care which nameless NEET that Weber gave up his passwords to? That useless bastard has fucked us all for the next six months until the current drooling retard gets a neuron firing and figures out this dump is a lost cause. Really you'd have to be not connected to reality to think being the BO was a good idea. At least Monk-ey was hardcore about being a loser, the current version is more of a wimp.

>>821711
I will have it with pork sausages for my tea later.

>>821712
Weber has nothing to do with the moderation of the board and never has. Monk was never BO, he has been a vol for some time.

Might just have jam on toast for tea

>>821715
No thermal paste?

>>821713
Noice.

>>821702
We made do.
Me and you a horse named ed and a dog named boo.

>>821705
Stop rubbing penile over your body

Pretty sure we're all possum except Weber.

>>821720
I am legally constrained from being Possum until 2030.

>>821712
And he ruined cytube.

>>821721
Typical marsupial misdirection

>>821722
Weber has abandoned the board and moofies night for some new faces on discord.

>>821718
That horse couldn't really count tho. You were just scamming those good folk in the Adelaide hills, somehow.

>>821714
Weber is central to everything!

>>821716
I heard it wasn't thick enough.

>>821725
He had a midget go round picking their pockets while they watched

>>821726
He would never give the Board to anyone not in his lodge.

>>821729
If Weber was the BO we would have much better posts and the trains would run on time.

I want to shit but I have no shit to shit.

>>821730
Weber becoming the BO is like Gandalf taking the One Ring.

>>821732
He WAS the BO and now he's not here anymore. Its time to start a new board or move to discord.

>>821629
>channel for hacker mods and big names
You mean the publicly accessible endchan discord server?
>>821634
Kek

>>821733
Discord is Mordor

>>821732
One of the BO's wanted my ring once.

>>821737
No one has wanted that busted ring in well over a decade.

>>821739
On the plus side I get my 11 years award this Thursday Night.

>>821736
The husband she never mentions would have bought and organised all those things.

>>821712
You're retarded.

I walked in the front door and there was a pram in a box. FRM said it got delivered to the wrong address and will be getting collected by the owner shortly. I was somewhat confused when I first saw it.

>>821743
That would be a wtf moment.

>>821712
>this dump is a lost cause.
You can leave at any time.

>>821636
You gotta know I'll never be down with what you pulled in Angola, even though we walked away from a hopless situation 10/10 would sell you out to the first journalist that comes around, even if you end up in The Hague.

>>821746
If only you could have hopped.

>>821745
He wants us to leave for his discord.

>>821749
I went on a discord once and they were talking about penises so I left.

There was a proper gooner at IGA. Slow walker, shaky old voice, buying a 12 pack of rum and cokes. Scary.

Weber punched me for saying I don't like Taylor Swift once.

>>821751
End stage.

>>821736
Handsome fella.

>>821753
Real gooners can't afford rum and cokes.

chiggin wings

>>821736
Married woman like her should keep a tidier home

>>821752
You're lucky he left it there.

>>821757
Modern women are useless.

>>821758
He didn't mention the kicking.

>>821759
You need an ancient one.

>>821761
Imagine the hair

Day 4 of hiding out under webers floorboards. I was hoping to find valuable intel on his cybersecurity side project but so far all I've heard is farts and harrumphing

Considering joining a cult again...

>>821762
Some of us don't have to imagine.

>>821763
I think I left a bag of choof down there could you have a look for it

>>821714
> I've heard is farts and harrumphing
Lucky bugger.

>>821764
Join the NEET who posted before you.

>>821767
The discord will get worried when they hear the chanting from under the floorboards.
A cunning plan to get Weber to return unto us.

>>821766
Didn't you blame the toaster for the smoke last time?

>>821769
I said it must have been Motherbat.

Remember when Weber was BO and deleted 1000 threads? That was pretty funny in a damnatio memoriae- seppuku kind of way.

I MEMBER

I know you lot will disagree, but I think Spanian is a cool guy who makes good videos

There comes a time in every NEETs life when he just has to delete 1000 threads.
Only the NEET Elite will ever know such joys.

>>821773
Just want to point out weber's war on /ausneets/
He truly hates us all.

>>821750
Give me the link to this discord please, so I will know to avoid it.

>>821772
I disagree with you thinking I would disagree.

I reckon every thread should just be auto-deleted when a new one is made. Our culture and lore should be developed by the soul of transitory posts, not curated and archived for the plebians to study.

A Man Squatted 500 Pounds After Chugging 3 Energy Drinks And This Happened.

Watching the footy. Melbourne vs Carlton.

>>821779
carn dees?

>>821777
Future NEETs don't need our lore because they will all be wiped out by ai sexbot killsquads anyway.

>>821780
I'm neutrois (they/them).

>>821629
You mean Ovaltine?

>>821783
I wanna a warm drink now

I wonder what I would do if someone told me they were some sort of gender freak and gave me they/them pronouns or something similar.
I think it would depend on the context and if it was safe to insult them. I would like to insult them, but if they were someone you would have to see all the time, or if you would get in trouble at school or work, or if insulting them would embarrass a friend or family member of yours, you might have to bite your tongue.

>>821784
You may have a Bovril.

>>821785
Work would be the worst. Imagine if a tranny started at webbers work.

Weber put something in my mulled wine once. I woke up two days later and felt very odd.

>>821787
Claymore mine in the desk draw.

>>821788
>felt very odd.
Looser than before?

>>821790
I think I had been stitched back up. The hem was crooked though.

>>821791
That white lace round the edge is very fancy though.

>>821787
>started
trainee

>>821792
>white lace
Its yellow now.

I want two thighs and one chin.

>>821797
Where are you currently?

>>821798
Everything is magick.

Wish I was hunting for Nazi UFOs in Ecuador with Possum 😩

>>821801
I'm not falling for that one again.

>>821800
Wish I was flying Nazi UFOs in Ecuador with Weber.

I just wish Weber was my big brother.

Weber was navigator when our UFO crashed.
We worked out later he had been holding the map upside down.

I was a semi-pro free style folk rapper once.

I think Cruisey is one of the anime NEETs who have come out of the closet.

>>821806
How many political badges on your bucket hat?

>>821809
Hot!

>>821802
It's a trap.

>>821812
A trainee.

>>821806
Mr Bonds

>>821814
Well bantered.

The footy streams have been good last two days. No glitches, no lag. Hope it holds for the season.

Voss is on steroids. A lot of these former players are getting on the gear.

lol, no one will figure that one out.

This post is sponsored by Squarespace.

An interesting little story going on in Sydney today.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13134069/Sydney-shooting-man-shot-Castlereagh-Street.html

>A 77-year-old man has been rushed to hospital after he was shot inside a law firm building in Sydney's CBD.
>The man was shot in the groin by another man, aged 79, in the building on Castlereagh Street, at 12.50pm on Wednesday.

I wonder what the story here is. I bet it is some cringe boomer sex thing.

Going to nap for a bit and then go shopping for food. The alternative is starvation.

>>821806
Turbo folk?

>>821820
Set an alarm.

Weber shot me in the groin and called it foreplay once.

>>821821
I shot one of them down over Dusseldorf one.

>>821824
roflcopter

going to do a 360 scooter flip tomorrow

>>821819
How does an elderly man get a pistol? Some dodgy kind of wog drama I bet

>>821824
Well bantered.

>>821827
By having it back when they were easier to get. Lots of old men have guns they aren't legally permitted to because they'd hand in their .22 but not their SLR and .38 revolver etc.

Going to unleash a vile shit.

>>821831
Do it in the toilet please, not on our board.

>>821832
I don't want to wake nuro up.

I have never been to Sydney and wanna go

>>821835
I went for one day many years ago. I have never been to any of the other capitals.

Bins go out tomorrow Weber.

>>821837
He's gone neet.

Imiss check email sometimes, thanks.

>>821838
Was someone nasty to him?

Night.

>>821836
Where have you been? Did you go to moofieworld in QLD as a kid?

>>821841
Nite neet.

>>821841
Good night Pidge. xx

>>821842
I have not been to Queensland.

Good night (?)

This NEET thinks he's the riddler.

>>821845
Good home NEETs do not go to such places.

>>821848
If we judged the country by the board then Perth and Adelaide are the best places and Queensland is absolutely awful. Melbourne okay.

We have always had a shocking lack of Sydney NEETs. The closest is Shire

>>821850
Yes we have never had a NEET who admits to being from Sydney, but that doesn't mean there isn't one. Some NEETs play their cards close to their chests.

>>821849
Yeah but in the country we get Barnaby.

>>821852
He's no good.

Barnaby has a pretty end stage gooner red-face

Hollywood cant help itself.

>The X-Files Returns? Black Panther Director Ryan Coogler Eyes ‘Diverse’ Reboot of Classic Sci-Fi Series

>>821854
Yeah and he probably has a fair bit of brain damage at this stage too. Decades on the sauce.

>>821855
They are shameless.

Fat ugly black woman as Scully. Science genius who corrects Mulder all the time.

>>821858
>Mulder
Trans quad sexual who has mummy and daddy issues.

>>821858
>>821859
The aliens were white supremacists all along.

I wonder how they would change the smoking man character?

>>821861
Vaping woman.

>>821863
Webby could play Skinner.

>>821862
Would do it if I could get away with it.

>>821862
lol

>>821861
He is a villain so they might keep him as is except now he in transphobic.

Back on twitter dot com

>>821868
Give yourself trev as a profile pic this time. You'll be amazed at the difference it makes.

Back on the 80s pop music. Woe.

>>821870
There is no stigma any more.

>>821870
Vile.

BO check reports. Thanks.

>>821871
You say that but...
>>821872

>>821874
I am a tolerant man but listening to the Pet Shop Boys is a step too far.

>>821875
Never go near them. I am partial to a bit of annie lennox though, to my eternal shame.

>>821873
I have checked and done what it says.

>>821876
She does have some good songs.

>>821871
kek

>>821877
Did it hurt?

>>821877
Well, I'm gonna wait a bit before jumping into conclusions.

iBack

>>821882
They said you were dead.

>>821881
I don't understand. How do I use IRC?

>>821882
Welcome back. Where have you been?

>>821881
You can jump in my car.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lPsa8MJU_50 [Embed]

>>821884
Well.
1. It doesn't matter anymore. We solved what needed to be solved.
2. IRC is Internet Relay Chat. Endchan has in IRC room on Rizon, the link to the room is on the navbar at the top of the page. You can open it, give a username and log in.

>>821886
No. Not even if it says free candy. Especially not then.

Back on the racisms

>>821687
Whatever you say Weberpossum10K, you're teh boss!

>>821689
Only ONE 'person' has been calling itself 'Lord' as of late. And you've banned it already.

YBOA

>>821889
Can you get the free candy for me?

>>821694
Bollocks.

>>821695
Based.

>>821697
I hate women.

>>821891
No-one is banned.

>>821894
You banned Weber.

>>821895
They will believe you. What a stirrer.

What do you think Nuros political beliefs are?

>>821897
I'm sorry I was only fibbing.

>>821898
Based and redpilled.

Too many gingernuts.

>>821901
Good for the bowls.

>>821902
I used a plate.

I won $15.45 on the x-lotto.

>>821752
tfw

>>821751
A proper gooner wouldn't buy premix anything.

>>821905
How much was the ticket?

I forgot to tear one of the rice satchels before microwaving it. It exploded at the side. Rice spilled out.
Sounded like a bomb going off.

>>821908
No comment.

>>821910
Iktf.

the heatwaves are over, starting tomorrow it's finally time to get on the wagon and turn my life around

>>821913
I said exactly that last week

>>821816
AFL players have always been leaner than NRL/Union.

>>821913
It will be too cold for the wagon soon.

>>821915
Because they don't have the fat maori phenotype

back on the vietnam edits

>>821911
Do you play lotto often?

>>821919
Vietnam war or Vietnam tourism?

>>821835
Never gone further into NSW than Nimbin. It's only a ~12 hour drive to Sydney. Need wagie bucks for that sorta trip though.

>>821839
You just missed him.

>>821842
Yes, and Wet'n'Wild.

>>821849
That sudo nig teen has forever tarnished our image.

>>821920
A big unit.

really got to get organised about having two youtube accounts - one for all the technical channels, and another for all the history channels that I watch at night while trying to fall asleep. Also need to give up youtube.

>>821868
[X]

>>821926
Tab closed?

Good night neets.

>>821928
goodnight

>>821928
Good night.

>>821924
A friend of mine had a Biffs,Bumps and Brawls tape that had him on a few times, it was quite funny watching tackles bounce off him.

>>821870
Belinda Carlisle was a stunner!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PZdnK0SJ8Rw [Embed]

>>821923
Thanks.

>>821931
>tape
I was happier in the tape days. Instant access to everything now but get less enjoyment from it than a trip to the video store back in the day.

>>821935
>HD
You can count each hair on Aunty's chin.

>>821877
Good BOy

>>821939
You were fishing in the desert?
What's next, catching camels in the ocean?

>>821939
Good catch.

There was a big drama on the r/afl subreddit today.
The top moderator apparently liked "transphobic" tweets and when the other moderators "called him out" on it he unmodded them.
The revolters claimed he unmodded all the "femme" moderators, which I thought was a weird way of saying all the female ones, but I learned later it probably means trannies.
Anyway, he stepped down as mod and all the trannies are back.
Everyone was laughing at the deposed top mod because they looked at his comment history and he is a massive simp for some e-thot and posts cringe replies to all her posts. I might go take a screenshot and attach it. Fucking cringe. You Olive NEETs should take note.

This thot he simps for looks okay to be fair. There are some nudes at this link. Much better than Olive.

https://simpcity.su/threads/lilfakegamer.32282/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wy2SPmeYylQ [Embed]
based boong destroyer
imagine the bants in an NT police station

>>821944
>imagine the bants in an NT police station
The stuff they must see. Even lefties would give them a racism pass.

>>821898
Whatever BILL tells him.

>>821909
TopKek. Are those 'family size' packs a single serve for (You)?

>>821913
What comes after Summer? I can never remember the seasons.

>uncommon variant form
My exact body type.

>>821948
I eat two at a time out of a mixing bowl.

>>821949
Autumn. The Americans call it "Fall". Horrible country.

>>821917
Even the NRL boongs are bigger. I'd love to know what they're eating and what supplements they're taking.

>>821920
?
>no pics

Oh no :(

>>821951
>>821951
>out of a mixing bowl
Classy NEET, I'd eat 'em straight from the packet, with my bare hands like Pajeet.

>>821957
>with my bare hands like Pajeet
they just use the left hand. The right hand is for wiping.

Anyone here live around pajeets?

>>821959
There are many in my area but none right on top of me.