How does he do it?

Promethius best Aliens

Pho was underwhelming, still ironing out problems with the pressure cooking method

>>894482
WRONG

Choose life. Choose a 75" tv as a monitor. Choose this thread.

>>894483
is that rice noodles? what is the soup stock? what is that green shit?

TFW missed Alien: Romulus at the big screen
Why even live?

>>894483
It looks good.

>>894492
He's in a better place now.

>>894483
Looks very tasty.

>>894494
far worse, we missed out on the 70s and the 80s peak action movie era

Just found out a song I unironically loved as a child was meant to be satire and never taken seriously.

>>894500
Looks very tasty.

>>894504
Which song?

>>894499
Weber said he ran over him with his car but I didn't believe it.

>Product details
1. Open this delicious pack of fortune twisties.
2. Scan the QR code below and open the meta filter.
3. Reveal your Twisted Fate... will it be sweet or sour?

>>894500
Terrible tuck job

>>894500
That's a man.

>>894510
10/10 would give a reach around to

>>894508
Looks very tasty.

>>894513
The meme flavour onslaught continues.

>>894514
Why do they do it?

>>894515
I think it generates free advertising and word of mouth for the brand. All the news.com.au stories.

>>894516
but they pay for those, it couldn't be cheaper to make a whole new line than purchase a few adds

>>894517
Regular ads don't get people talking about the brand like a new meme flavour does.

We watch many ads but only meme flavours get us posting about the brand here on the gen. We are part of it.

>>894482
It really was.

>>894518
lets not talk about any more meme foods

>>894483
Needs more fish sauce

>>894515
All part of the racial struggle of jews against the gentiles my friend.

>>894522
what?

>>894523
I think he was being humorous NEET.

Fish sauce arse, my years battling a rare medical condition.

Is there a better way to cook meat than oven rack, and hot air convection mode?

>>894506
neets won't know it, far too obscure: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_NmDpBTaCVk [Embed]

>>894526
Hot coals, indirect method.

>>894525
Sorry to hear that neet, flatulence can be debilitating.

>>894525
Some women have a medical condition that makes their doodle smeel like fish.

>>894527
An ... interesting song.

>>894531
Are you crying out for help NEET? What is going on? We are here for you.

>>894533
I’m trapped in my body and getting deeper everyday.

>>894534
Time for a diet.

>>894534
Looking to transition?

>>894536
he will never be as the cute blonde tranny posted before

>>894534
That is a good song. I posted it here once.

I start cheering up and actually feel like doing stuff, and it's my bedtime. JUST.

>>894539
Carry it over for tomorrow NEET. It will be an amazing day for you, I can tell.

Eventually you run out of tomorrows. Life is a toxic cesspit and then you die anyway.

>>894538
Goodtaste neet

>>894541
Very bleak sentiments. The distorted product of a depressed mind.

Feel like webby after reflecting on Ecclesiastes

>>894544
Very deep feels.

>tfw you will never be a high elf in beleriand, battling the black enemy morgoth and his orc hordes and murdering anyone on your own side who comes into possession of a silmaril
Why even live?

I’ve learned to let go. I’d make any woman’s life significantly worse by being with me. It’s not going to get better.

>>894543
Its factual

>>894547
MGTOW is the only way. Women are mostly nagging, manipulative people

>>894546
My Nanna had a silmaril. She kept it in the china hutch with her Winnie the Pooh plates.

>>894548
The depressed mind convinces you it is not a distorted mind, but rather a rationalmind. This is the big lie. Distortion is present.

>>894550
She did not.

>>894535
You hate the chunkies

>>894544
My arse mean nothing and the farts are like chasing the wind.

Saturn is hidden by the clouds.

Weber once reflected after eating 3 dozen enchiladas once.

>>894549
I don’t know about that. When you have IT as a guy I bet It doesn’t feel that way at all. I’m at the bottom not even the mediocre middle. I can’t even hypothesise about how dudes with status and prowess perceive women. I think it would be like they are living on another planet. The way they are treated by women is wildly different .

>>894551
My mind is as clear as Barnabys.

>>894514
The pies are on special at Woolies for just over 6 bucks. There's a high chance I'll be buying a pack tomorrow. You can't even get 4 cheeseboigs for that cheap.

>>894558
Even Brad Pitt got divorce raped, and hes an attractive chad

>>894560
I look forward to your review. Has Grego tried them yet?

>>894551
How am I lying? The negative clearly outweights the positive in life

>>894561
Fair point.

>>894557
Big reflection?

>>894561
>hes an attractive chad
He's an old man.

>>894566
A silver fox.

>>894566
He looks incredible for 60

Gonna get to sleep tonight without chamomile I swear.

>>894563
good or bad it's all experience.

>>894568
so does nuro

>>894562
No. He was eating wagyu beef 'bacon' earlier. Must be earning a pretty penny from YT.

>>894565
4U

>>894570
True enough
>>894569
I am about to have valerian root tea

>>894573
I hope he's got a better matress now

>>894571
Buros not a day over 33

>>894574
that's the limit of life, the dead can't experience anything. Ask a dead man if he'd come back to suffer more.

"Perhaps Harvey Weinstein's casting couch was the one remaining meritocratic hiring process in Hollywood?"

>>894572
>Must be earning a pretty penny from YT
Good on him.

>>894576
Stone?

making chocky milk from scratch

>>894581
How did you grow the cocoa beans?

Milk went critical, spilled from containment vessel, microwave looks like Chernobyl reactor with steam pouring out and a chocky milk glowing in the middle

>>894583
Sounds based.

What a description!

>>894584
You've got a slave army of oompa loompas toiling in your fields.

Magical poo and enchanted piss

NK you boong.

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

Hope I can make a Colesworth click&collect order for tomorrow without paying extra.

>>894591
Kek, he looks healthier than most american “winners”

15$ on groceries, didn't even get anything good. when will the woe end

>>894593
When you spend more than fifteen bucks you cheap bastard!

8 items in teh basket. ALready at twenty bucks. $50 minimum...

>>894595
You can enter a secret code on the self serve machine that lets you have your shopping for free.

>>894596
Order complete. 22 items. $52.

Still garn get a few things from Woolies beforehand. The spend never ends.

>>886106
THat was an entree. Can't remember the main course but other things she made were a cheese-filled cob loaf and quiches.

have to decide whether to buy a washing machine,dishwasher or a router tomorrow. I dont really know how new apartments work

I tried nicotine pounch, and it almost made me puke, regular fags are better.

>>894599
pfsense router

>>894600
+ white ox + tally hos

Morning neets

Might be norty today

>>894603
Gmorf

Are drunken irishmen like Richard Harris all cryptojews? Look at the nose

>>894609
No, they're just malnourished from potatoes

>>894609
Red hair is from the levant. They were tin merchants from Sidon and Tyr that became the druid class and stayed after the bronze age collapse.

>>894609

Ears above eyes, that's not a kike nose either.

>>894609
That stuff that can be a tell. Compare with these: >>894612

>>894484
quite pissed off that ridley scott butchered the Promethius storyline, sick of these types getting control over worthwhile things and wrecking it for everyone by botching the delivery. he should be replaced ASAP.

This Sunday night we will wind up the Bourne trilogy with The Bourne Ultimatum (2007), which I think is much the same as the first two movies except it takes place in the USA.

>>894614
The deleted scene didn't really help that much neet. The problem is the way ridley scott creates movies - he'll see a painting by a conceptual artist or make some random drawings of stuff himself that have nothing really linking them, then he'll shove them at a scriptwriter and say 'go and write a plot that somehow links these drawings'. Looks cool, makes for great trailers, but when you see the whole movie the story rarely makes sense.

>>894616
That scene was massive, what? did ripley scott think "oh dear the moofie is a bit long and boring, Maybe if I cut out this dialogue between the engineer and waylon that explains everything we can save a bit of money". I suspect that he is a terminal boomer tyrant who ignores all his creative staff and just goes full damn the torpedoes mode. What should have happened is the scene would be left in and the head of the android bloke delivers the dialogue and explaination at the end when the chick is escaping the planet in the juggernaut. not keen on watching romulus now if he directed it.

>>894617
all i see is a competent white guy handing over his job to a foid and a jeet.

Feeling fantastic after a good breakky, morning workout, 9 hours of sleep and no tax

Weber better have put his bins out.

>>894620
See you this arvo

Good morning NEET Gang.

Is pate good for you?

>>894624
morning bruv
>>894623
what's fucking happening? I can't make sense of that video

>>894625
I doubt it.

>>894624
ello neetie
Another day of sitting around?

>>894628
>Another day of sitting around?
How did you know?

It is going to be 29 degrees here today.

The Simpsons ended at season 11

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VKsr2UPUZCM [Embed]
I feel like I've been asleep my whole life. The deleted scenes in promethius are the final red pill

I've lost all the NEET parcels.

>>894630
Time to get in the cool zone.

>>894636
I don't think we are at that stage yet.

>>894635
There goes the DAC...

I found a block of coconut chocolate I had forgotten about in a rarely visited part of the fridge.

>>894640
The vegetable crisper?

>>894635
It happens, don't worry about it.

>>894641
The egg compartment.

>>894628
A day of dignified repose, philosophical endeavour and self improvement, while sampling Dan Murphy's finest liquors.

>>894640
You are the indiana jones and the fridge compartment of doom. The raider of the lost chocolate block.

Why did we stop wearing medieval coats?

>>894646
Only the rich wore those. We peasants wore glorified sacks.

>>894647
Poorfag coats are lovely too.

>>894648
Those are magical elven cloaks.

I could stop if I wanted to.

>>894650
That's a good haul NEET. Well balanced.

>>894651
>haul
Or as I prefer to call it, 'morning tea'

>>894650
bloatmax

>>894646
There's nothing stopping you

>>894654
He would look good.

>>894650
Nice breaky

Dad called, he's stable and not getting transfered. There's a chance he only told me that though.

>>894650
Spare a thought for those poor NEETs who cant afford to eat such wholesome snacks and must resort to rationing their sausages.

>>894655
I'd need a falcon too, prey on niggers eyes.

>>894657
It cant be that serious if he isnt going to a bigger hospital with bleep bloop machines and sexy doctors and nurses.

>>894657
Thanks for letting us know neet.

>>894657
That is good news.

>>894659
You need to keep your falcon close and your twink companion even closer.

might log in to mega

>>894668
sounds ominous.

>>894669
might delet some shit and help out ol mate fatso whatsizname

>>894670
Kim can handle the boong porn.

Meant to be studying, playing dungeons and dragons instead.

>>894671
>gross thai prostitute

eww

>>894672
>playing dungeons and dragons
Who are you playing with?

Neets mainly play with themselves.

>>894658
I don't envy him. Just went to Aldi and picked up some cloudy apple juice

>>894673
Hope it's a ladyboy

>>894677
pretty sure she's a flip

He's 50 and married to a hot 23yo Kiwi
He came good in the end

>>894679
he's in guatanamo bay, anon.

>>894679
A giant 7 foot german ubermensch with 6 children, spreading his superior genes and impregnating brown women throughout the world.

>lives in a swamp
Projection

>>894681
He posted on twatter 14hrs ago

>>894661
He's got a lung virus and copd. Staying in the current little hospital on the ventilator. But, yeah, it is good news. He sounded okay on the phone.

4 welts on my leg from the vengeful spiders.

>>894686
you think they work for the same yowies who got kimdotcom?

>>894685
I wish him all the best, and you during this difficult time. I am thinking of you.

Got a birthday card from the gov, it's a couple of weeks late but better late than never.

>>894686
Your leg is now full of eggs.

>>894689
A knighthood?

>>894689
Congratulations NEET. When you get older they send you a bag to send them a poo sample for testing.

>>894691
I was knighted by NK in a Joondalup dumpster.

>>894691
The Most Noble Order of the Goonbag.

>>894693
He drew a mighty weapon from his pants and tapped on each shoulder with it?

I cooked myself a rump steak. It was a bit weak on flavour. The cows aren't being fed right.

>>894697
Good sauce can save any meat.

Might have a wank, then lick the sauce off my meat, if you know what I mean.

>>894699
It wont save it.

Feeling better than usual today, still not able to get anything done.

>>894701
>not able to get anything done.
You are able. You are choosing not to.

Ate some garlic bread, will be resistant to vampire attacks for a bit

>>894703
Empower yourself

Woeful.

Need to start rationing my money a bit.

>>894707
Tighten your belt.

Severely woed. Going to try to salvage the day as much as I can.

I have salvage rights on that NEET's arse.

>>894710
Straight to the recycle bin.

>>894711
not even fit for that, just the regular landfill bin

CP spam in the catalog. I did a global report but if Pariston is here now ya know.

suffering STRESS. 4 hour headache, no food feel physically sick. tried to see doctor, 4 doctors in a row turned me away. might have to do something drastic

>>894715
Whatever you do, no matter how bad things seem, don't become BO on ausneets

>>894715
Thursday 9 am–9 pm
Friday 9 am–9 pm
Saturday 9 am–8 pm
Sunday 10 am–6 pm
Monday 9 am–8 pm
Tuesday 9 am–8 pm
Wednesday 9 am–8 pm

Does Pariston also see global reports that are made here or is it only global volunteers?

>>894719
You work too hard Dan.

BoardNEET is a global mong

Tim Tams and molk for breaky

Hope Monk handles things
He is a good fella

Really need to learn beyonces catalogue.

I did a shit in a NEETs toilet once.

Old Billy boy getting out before the NDIS crumbles.

>>894728
Sniff is now high class

>>894715
Take a chill pill bro

Worked out with some dumbbells, not much but better than nothing.

>>894697
Synthetic turf-fed

>>894689
What happened to the Caps Lock key?

>>894657
Hoping for the best.

>>894650
Good selection. Do you eat the burger rings off your fingers?

>>894737
And have some of the valuable seasoning rub off? Of course not.

>>894734
My executive size fingers kept pressing it so I took it off.

>>894739
Wtf how fat are you

>>894740
What a rude question.

lost whole day to STRESS

>>894743
good haul

>>894743
Well hauled.

I had a one hour nap. I awoke not feeling great. That whole block of hidden chocolate.

>>894746
>>894745
Forgot mozzarella for the pizza :(

>>894744
Just.

>>894750
You did a magic trick with the chocolate.

>>894744
What over?

Feeling all giddy for some reason. I keep laughing and smiling like some schizophrenic. I am only usually like this when I'm drunk but I have managed to find contentment despite being sober.

My hitman addiction continues. Gonna make one of my goals this year to play some other game instead by the end of the year

>>894763
You're moving closer to God, or Satan

>>894743
Nice haul.

>>894759
I've got a packet in the fridge you can have if you want.

I played Hitman 3 but didn't like it

>>894766
Thanks

>>894767
Good quality? I only eat the best.

>>894740
kek

>>894743
Promising haul.

I am going to buy some of the sugar free coles dark chocolate tomorrow and I will post my thoughts on it then.

>>894772
>sugar free chocolate
Sounds like the Devil's work.

>>894772
Enjoy your Maltitol

Gape me wider than weber's arse!

>>894776
>450g
Shrinkflation is fucking awful.
Soon longnecks will only be 375ml.

>>894615
>trilogy
Not gonna bother with The Bourne Legacy (2012)?

>>894777
They better heckin not.

>>894778
No Matt Damon.

I haven't looked at porn in a week. I've wanked and watched porn twice in the last 30 days.

>>894778
Originally it was a trilogy.
Then they decided that fox has many more furs to skin off.

>>894778
Nope.

>>894781
Your penis is going to erupt at the most inopportune moment.

>>894776
No I want the fresh stuff.

>>894779
> heckin
watch yo profamity

>>894785
You're going to need a cow first.

>>894775
Keep Weber's arse out of your mouth.

>>894781
You're doing well NEET.

>>894784
Tonights gangbang?

>>894785
La de da

'“You guys come from yoa faddah, da Devil! You guys like do da kine stuff he like do. From da start, he like kill peopo. He no like da trut, cuz no mo notting true inside him. He erytime bulai, cuz dass wat he like do. He da firs guy eva wen bulai, cuz dass how he stay. '

John 8:44
https://www.bible.com/bible/76/JHN.8.44

I got some bamboo undies. I'm wearing them now. Very comfy.

>>894793
I have bamboo socks.

>>894793
>>894794
Do they have the days of the week?

>>894795
no, I only got four pairs as a trial. I might get another four.

>>894796
Get them monogrammed.

>>894796
>>894797
To the days of the week.

Had a good time at the big poo parade, saw some real hard hitters and one guy passed out and died.
Lots of flies.

>>894793
the panda suit is on. I'm coming for you.

>>894800
Hot!

>>894800
I am repulsed, yet at the same time I am aroused at the thought.

Tonight is going to be a good night.

Big plate of stir fry down the hatch. Trying to gain weight as I'm skelly

>>894804
well rice'd

>>894798
a REAL neet would get them monogrammed for the months of the year

>>894806
Are you sure you aren't thinking of pillows?

>>894804
Use half a tub of butter to oil the pan

Tried to install another game to give me an alternative to hitman. Wouldn't run. Woe. It's trapping me, I can feel it.

>>894794
Me too, pretty happy with them.

>>894807
No.

>>894809
Tried Minecraft?

>>894812
Ghost of Easter.

How often do you change your bed sheets? For me it is every three to four months or so.

>>894813
May have to. Might try writing some mods in it, need to exercise my java skills. Also garn install garry's mod to do some lua.

>>894815
When he's feeling extra frisky, he doesn't use those individually wrapped hotel packets of butter he gets a kilogram tub.

Back on the ••starchy carbs**.
425 calories worth of bread and butter, lightly fried in the pan and then cut in half with more butter added to melt in the cut.
Delicious. Wonder how it'll effect me.
2400kcal for the day but I hit 20k steps so think I can treat myself.

>>894819
>bread and butter
Bread and butter was literally the bread and butter of western civilisation for thousands of years. You'll be fine. It's ultraprocessed fucking food that's killing us.

I like to reach down and press my balls gently against my arse. It is pleasurable in a way that touching my cock isn't.

>>894819
Sounds nice.

>>894820
>It's ultraprocessed fucking food that's killing us.
Yes like the wraps and sandwhich loafs.

I only get baker's delight mixed seed sourdough loaves.

>>894819
I do that as well except I put in heaps of dripping.

ate several bowls of kimchi soup. struggling with feed today

Keep noticing woolies and coles have sandwiches and pre made rolls available. Can anyone vouch for them? Has anyone even tried them?

>>894826
Drink some milk.

I have not tried them. I imagine they are not good. Freshness must be questionable.

Could go a couple packs of migoreng with side of an entire roast chook.

supermarket bread is stale on arrival, you can't click and collect bread, they send you frozen shit

>>894827
They're just basic sangas. Nothing special. Same with the sushi.

>>894830
Migoreng stuffing?

>>894831
They bake it in the morning you drongo

all these neets talking about food. might try making a curry after i get paid

>>894828
I can't read all that.

going to grill some tandoori chicken, had it marinading.

>>894837
That sounds nice

>>894833
That's actually a good idea I might try one day. Maybe season the bird with the noodle seasoning packets?

>>894835
Japanese curry?

Footy starting soon. Love me footy. Love me finals.

Cup of vrilk with honey

NEVER TEAR US APART

>>894842
Very biblical.

>>894840
I don't know yet I'll have to consult nuro or else i won't know if it's based or not

>>894845
If it is made by pajeet and costs less than $10 than it is indeed BASED.

>>894846
When the student becomes the master. Based.

Carn the Broncos

nuro??? what do i do if it's 13.50$ on lunch special?

>>894846
That doesn't sound right.

>>894849
RyobiNEET you are master now.

Might be time to get on the forest synth.

Massive rage attack, then I cried after. Slammed my bin down when emptying it into my big bin and scraped the top of a knuckle

>>894853
>scraped the top of a knuckle
Give it a kiss from me.

>>894853
You right mate?

>>894855
I'll be alright, just frustrated at the moment. I think its how my autistic meltdown manifest (yes I am autistic) Need a day off from work, I want to go to the beach

>>894857
Nice

WEW
Looks like a difficult installation. He has to get the seat there, and slide the shaft into the frame of the bike until it clicks.

>>894861
Be careful neet. It sounds good but many a poor neet has been blinded by such dangerous activities.

>>894857
that is nice packaging.

>>894861
Don't do it you madman.

gaped and raped
bussy blown out
like an old boong's thongs

We should have an /ausneets/ poetry night.

>>894792
Haha thats terrible

>>894866
Lightning and thunder
Makes me chunder
I am going under
So sombre

I wrote this a while ago.

Dead people walk
The ground, it will burn
People always talk
Now its your turn!
Die, die, die
Blood everywhere
Even in my hair
Mind gone insane
Membrane in my brain

>>894871
I'm bretty sure Slayer wrote something similar.

Chiggun and chibbies for dinz

>>894827
Foodland only uses laucke flour. I think it makes a difference.
I havent seen them, what do they have in them?

>>894873
Gonna have túrós palacsinta for lunch.

>>894834
This. They are much better than when I was a kid.

>>894835
I had a bowl of chicken korma with fenugreek. It's become one of my favourite flavours.

>>894841
Forever waiting for the footy stream

>>894866
>>894100

Put my heart and soul into that.

>>894856
Sometimes the sperg within cant be contained, iktf
Better to be a spaz at home than at the wage, hope it calms by tomorrow.

>>894875
Whose placenta?

>>894861
>>894863
Probably half tap water

>>894881
kek

>>894871
>
>Membrane in my brain
Wat

This is why we can't have poetry night.

>>894886
I bet you're wanking to the antisemites.

Kill your TV
Its run by jews, fuck the news
All propaganda
Lies and slander
Wake up to the truth
TV is a ruse
Wasting your time, destroying your life
Misinformation is rife, addicted to the sounds and lights

Roses are red
Poo poo's do stink
I'm sticking it in your bum
No matter what you think

>>894887
Im wanking to every scene since in my mind every scene is a rape scene.

Carn Catters.
Looks like straight sets for the Pear again.

>>894891
Big bulges.

Spent 10 minutes looking at jobs on LinkedIn and now have a big desire to goon.

>>894894
Anxiety is wrecking you.

>>894891
Time to leave the top button undone.

>>894894
Big job market?

>>894896
ITS THE TIME ALL MEN MUST FACE

bitch ass nigga

>>894898
Fat cunt.

off for a jog
Fucking terribly stressed right now.

>transx
>not a reverb
POOR