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NEET General #881 - Beatings Edition NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No. 895526
Would regular beatings have saved us? Were they too soft on us?

Old Thread: >>894463


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895530 del
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You smelly Yakubian apes


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895531 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895532 del
A proper thread for once, thank christ.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.895533 del
>>895532
>christ
*muhammad (pbuh)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.895534 del
Might have another banana.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.895536 del
>>895533
Gd bless.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.895537 del
>>895526
yeah, i often thimk that if my parents had been stricter with me I wouldn't have turned out such a fucked up adult, but who knows


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.895538 del
Babylon has fallen


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.895539 del
Well I tried. That's all one can do.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.895540 del
NEETs yearn for beatings


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.895541 del
>>895534
You are out of control.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.895542 del
>>895522
That's good to know. Want to get some fresh basil before I open it though.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.895543 del
>>895540
cruisey, how much do the chink girls in tug places charge to beat you properly? Asking for a mate.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.895544 del
Sick of being fat, sick of constantly abusing stimulants and sedatives.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.895545 del
>>895543
>cruisey


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.895547 del
Breddy gud movie, by the end it really got crazy.
Thanks for coming everyone, and those who stayed.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.895548 del
>>895537
I used to get punched, kicked, strangled and so on by my father. Before that it mostly came from my mother and she'd belt me or throw things at me. We never had the tv remotes last very long because of that. I still ended up a fuck up though.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.895549 del
>>895548
That sounds horrible NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.895550 del
Some NEETs need more beatings than others.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.895551 del
Upset thinking about how much better my life could've been.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.895552 del
Had dried mango


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.895553 del
May your pineal glands forever be calcified.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.895554 del
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>>895518
What about this?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.895555 del
>>895554
Did you know you can clean ovens?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.895556 del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.895557 del
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Fucking just got back to my parents place and had a shower.

Sorry i missed the moofie.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.895558 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.895559 del
>>895557
Which NEET are you?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.895560 del
What was the movie called again? I'll watch it in my own time


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.895561 del
>>895556
The average Queenslander


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.895562 del
>>895555
Those little ones (I have one as well) are basically impossible to clean, what I've done is put foil on the bottom and the back wall and when they get dirty just replace the foil.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.895563 del
>>895555
oven cleaner gives you cancer, that neet is doing what's right


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.895564 del
>>895555
<four fives

cursed digits, we have had NEETs ducktape fridges shut and send them off to the tip when it was time to move house, ovens are even more disposable.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895565 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895566 del
>>895559
um im just waiting for a mate....


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895567 del
Might commit rape.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.895568 del
Who the fuck cleans their oven


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.895569 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.895570 del
For England James?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.895571 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895572 del
>>895565
thumbsup.jpeg


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895573 del
Hungry but I need to lose weight.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895574 del
Considering a coffee.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895575 del
>>895571
whats confusing about his post?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.895576 del
>>895557
Second stream at 20:00 UTC. 6am AEST.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895577 del
>>895573
start losing weight tomorrow


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895578 del
What's the best genre of heavy metal?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895579 del
Please say the movie name!


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895580 del
>>895568
(1) neets from good homes
(2) neets who have a landlord breathing down their arse
(3) neets without baking trays


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895581 del
>>895578
Idk but I like black sabbath


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895582 del
>>895574
It's getting late, have a camomile instead.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895583 del
>>895580
>neets from good homes
isn't real


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.895584 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.895585 del
>>895579
Backdoor Sluts 9


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.895586 del
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>>895573
If Niko can do it, so can you.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.895587 del
>>895546
How are the African kids still starving after all these decades of World Vision ads on teh telly?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.895588 del
>>895586
he has AIDS


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.895589 del
>>895585
Hope it's the directors cut.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895590 del
>>895559
>Which NEET


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895591 del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895592 del
>>895586
what the fuck is this ??
when the fuck is this ??

oh wait its probably Ai


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.895593 del
>>895587
They have all turned into execs, they can no longer get enough food.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.895594 del
>>895590
>i am not the only which NEET


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.895595 del
>>895575
>whats


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.895596 del
>>895580
I make 'trays' with a few sheets of alfoil. Fold up the sides to avoid spillage.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.895597 del
>>895594
You're a wizard NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.895601 del
>>895593
This, but unironically.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.895602 del
>>895596
You're a wizard NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.895605 del
>>895578
nintendocore


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.895608 del
>>895579
Which movie?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.895609 del
>>895608
The one you watched tonight


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.895611 del
>>895587
>>895593
Once you reach a certain weight you have to retain it or you die


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.895613 del
>>895609
Tenebrae


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.895614 del
Fatman Scoop wasn't even fat. Should've seen his handlers on the night he died.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.895615 del
Back on the brutal doom mod. I have no shame.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.895616 del
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>>895470
https://voca.ro/1mGmNaWWqCts
10 bpm short of the real deal, but I have to deliver


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.895617 del
Neets are there any songs that you don't know the name of but keep searching for year after year?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.895618 del
>>895616
Lovely.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.895619 del
>>895617
NO. There is an app that can help you. I can't remember its name.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.895620 del
>>895616
Very good.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.895621 del
>>895619
Neets are there any apps that you don't know the name of but keep searching for year after year?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.895622 del
>>895621
Well bantered.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.895623 del
Complete failure of a day, doesn't matter, I'll try again tomorrow.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.895624 del
>>895623
>I'll try again tomorrow.
Good attitude NEET. Go get em.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.895625 del
>>895616
>keyboard


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.895626 del
>>895620
>>895618
thanks neets
the song is called day is done (nick drake)


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>>895625
I don't even know how to read sheet
maybe sometime in the future


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.895628 del
>>895625
Why not say something nice?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.895629 del
The rump steak was flavourless, the lamb loin chops tasted weird.
I am telling you NEETs something is wrong with the meat supply.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.895631 del
>>895629
It's time to start eating the bugs.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.895632 del
>>895631
Maybe we already are.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.895633 del
>>895630
Longhouse tyranny.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.895634 del
>>895632
That explains why the kfc pieces have got smaller, they have been using big Grasshoppers instead of chicken.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895635 del
>>895634
KFC switched to Pidge pieces (RIP xx).


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895636 del
>>895543
For $100, you can get a tug anywhere.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895637 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.895638 del
>>895545
You yearn for the beatings


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.895639 del
>>895547
Thanks for putting t om, i had to leave early to attend to stuff


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.895640 del
>>895637
kek well memed.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.895641 del
>>895548
Stop beating yourself.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.895642 del
>>895554
Old school sloppa
Quality feed


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.895643 del
>>895629
Its not good.
Might be the weather.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.895644 del
Italiank sausage, tomato and two(2) eggs.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.895645 del
>>895643
Have you noticed it too?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.895646 del
>>895644
Sounds like a good brekkie for the cow.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.895647 del
>>895626
>Drake suffered from depression and was reluctant to perform in front of live audiences. Upon completion of Pink Moon, he withdrew from both performance and recording, retreating to his parents' home in rural Warwickshire. On 25 November 1974, Drake was found dead at the age of 26 due to an overdose of antidepressants

YIKES


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.895648 del
>>895647
He had that mallard energy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.895649 del
>>895628
My criticism is entirely valid.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.895650 del
>>895629
You've long been complaining about this sort of thing. Learn. To. Cook. Meat.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.895651 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.895652 del
>>895642
The crispy edges of the donut was the best part.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.895653 del
>>895650
It didn't used to taste like this. It has changed.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.895654 del
>>895649
>valid


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.895655 del
ur valid fam


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.895656 del
>>895654
Don't start with me Hugo.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.895657 del
>>895513
Would you eat a Balut?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.895658 del
Back on the lord of the rings videos


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.895659 del
>>895658
Men of the West?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.895660 del
😏


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.895661 del
>>895660
A good feel for you NEET. Well done.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.895662 del
Bad home fireworks going off again.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.895663 del
>>895658
You've always been the lord of my ring, Daddy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.895664 del
>>895659
nerd of the rings


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.895665 del
>>895664
I like the art they use in their videos. Very comfy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.895666 del
TBH it must be depressing af in that concrete 'home'.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.895667 del
While being all alone I mean.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.895668 del
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I feel a great energy approaching me. A growing thirst for speed and energy, a spiritual life force. Many good things happening soon. I see house music and cocaine, a balcony on the Gold Coast with a humid breeze, a hot Latina bitch on the couch... fully remote cloud engineer job. All effortless, natural, my place in the hierarchy realised and actioned, my purpose acquired


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.895669 del
>>895645
Yeah, meat flavour is weak.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.895670 del
>>895668
You're gonna make it King. 👑👑👑


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.895671 del
I WALK TOWARDS THE TUNNEL AND I'M ON MY OWN, AND I'M NOT AFRAID!!!!!


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.895672 del
>>895658
Watched a thing about the actor who plywd gollem.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.895673 del
>>895668
Plan's already in action. Basically done.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.895674 del
>>895673
>Basically done.
I agree. With a plan that good he can just coast downhill and it will all fall into his lap from here. He's made it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.895675 del
Feeling shit. Going to sleep


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.895676 del
Ate a lot of food so gonna be big poos tomorrow.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.895677 del
>>895675
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.895678 del
>>895676
Exciting.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.895679 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA [Embed]
Absolutely mogged


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.895680 del
>>895679
Must be that aids cancer


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.895681 del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.895682 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u8QX_zdAr1o [Embed]


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.895683 del
All of my vril... gooned away


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.895684 del
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Good night NEETs.

>>895683
A tragedy.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.895685 del
Desire to shave my head is growing rapidly


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.895687 del
>>895685
Norwooding?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.895688 del
The head has been shaved

>>895687
A little bit. Just desire for change. New beginnings.


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>>895630
Fascist globohomos


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.895694 del
On the strawberry lamb now. All nighter.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.895695 del
I am pleased with the chink llm.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 19:34 [Preview] No.895696 del
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>>895668
Which are you neets?


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.895698 del
>>895691
Do you think it could have been a treatment for you?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.895700 del
>>895697
Kill yourself tranny freak, you will never be a woman.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.895701 del
Two bites ahead.


NEET Admin 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.895702 del
Second stream is rolling.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.895703 del
>>895700
You will never be a man


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.895704 del
Seems like all these trannies have bigger dicks than me.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.895705 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.895706 del
Germorndt


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.895707 del
>>895668
A few longnecks will calm you down and put a stop to this nonsense.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.895708 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.895709 del
>>895706
>>895708
Top of the morning NEETs.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.895710 del
>>895708
Monk had a good vril life, for almost 2 hours. In the year or so of end stage alcoholism he has before the end he can always look back on those 2 hours with fondness.


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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.895712 del
>>895710
He needs to go back to wagga and forget any dream of making it in IT


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.895713 del
Shiboleth


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.895714 del
>>895711
Ya gotta be 30+ to pull off a fedora


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.895715 del
Did Cow get his bacon and eggs?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.895716 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.895717 del
>>895715
Haven't been yet.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.895718 del
>>895717
He must be getting hungry, lucky boy eating his cooked breakfast soon.


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>>895716
Ok "m'lady"


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.895720 del
>>895719
おはよう


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.895721 del
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Fuck you niggers. Speed and energy forever. No surrender WE BALL


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.895722 del
>>895720
Good morning.
I'm not really in Japan...👻


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.895723 del
>>895722
Top of the morning NEET.
You could fool me anytime 😉


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.895724 del
Bronze Age Loli Hitler Rape Groyper and 100 others like your post on /ausneets/


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.895725 del
My arse feels like an orbital cannon firing out squirt after squirt.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.895726 del
>>895724
Plz don't steam up this place.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.895727 del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.895728 del
>>895712
maybe he can start hanging out with meth addicts, get hooked on meff, and give up his destructive gooning


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.895729 del
>>895725
TAKE COVER


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.895730 del
>>895728
Would be better for his health


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.895731 del
>>895730
Monk could be this, a year from now, all he has to do is work at it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.895732 del
Waiting for the botle-o to open


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.895733 del
>>895731
He doesn't even have to work at it, he just has to let go


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.895734 del
>>895732
Garn a sack?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.895735 del
Monk will wake up from this bad dream soon. He'll be wearing a suit walking through the doors of his office. He'll admire the thick walnut desk before he speaks to his assistant.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.895736 del
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Tonight on womboflix, Matt Damon goes for a jog in The Bourne Ultimatum (2007). Then on Friday the 13th, we'll be enjoying some old school kino with Alfred Hithcock's Psycho (1960)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.895737 del
>>895732
Went earlier, got 2x 750ml, already drank 375ml. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.895738 del
>>895734
They open at 10 so I need enough standards to last me until 8pm. I'm thinking 2x goon bottles or a cask.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.895739 del
Might join a kibbutz


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.895740 del
>>895737
You're flying!
>>895738
Sounds good


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.895741 del
>>895740
Yes, yes I am .... ;-)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.895742 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.895743 del
>>895735
Only if he gets on the shard


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.895744 del
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>>895736
Wut!? Should be watching - pic related


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.895745 del
>>895743
Don't tempt me nigger. I just got a fat cenno check and I'm ready to party


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.895746 del
>>895744
No, only boring movies allowed


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895747 del
>>895745
Aren't your working?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895748 del
>>895744
>Friday the 13th has a 25% approval rating from critics with an average score of 4.30/10.
Pure kino


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895749 del
>>895747
When I want. Cenno supplements my days off (I'm a communist)


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.895750 del
>>895745
Then go for liquor, ^%


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.895751 del
>>895749
Under report hours?


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.895752 del
>>895745
Monk? No!


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.895753 del
>>895748
Cult Classic B horror movie
There is many to pick from in series but they get cheesier,, which may be a good thing, really depends on what you like.....


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.895754 del
>>895753
I've seen the first couple, they were terrible. At least nightmare on elm street had that cute chick in it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.895755 del
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Take, you're runnin' off the road so get out the way
Push the pedal to the floor, blow 'em all away
Yeah, you see, I'm gettin' close, I accelerate
Goin' faster than fast, hit the gas


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.895756 del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.895757 del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.895758 del


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.895759 del
Might have a big coke and chocolate binge today, because I need it.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.895760 del
>>895757
Wanna rub both.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.895761 del
God bless IGA for selling goon bags before 9am


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.895762 del
Also going to watch Predator for a bit while eating junk food. Yeah, Predator and chocolate, full man child mode all day.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.895763 del
>>895762
Would like to join you. Pick the fluff out of your belly button


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.895764 del
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NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.895766 del
Big poos happening everyday all around the world.


NEET 09/07/2024 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.895767 del
>>895759
The chocolate will make you fat but the cocaine will make you skinny and keep you awake to eat more chocolate.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.895768 del
Fellowship of the third reich.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.895769 del
>>895768
wait, what nigger did she fuck?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.895770 del
ffs, can't tell the difference between 720p predator and 1080p, my vision is so fucked from decades of staring at computer screens


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.895771 del
>>895765
You should try pedalling that thing, fatty


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.895772 del
>>895770
I can't really on my 55" oled


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.895773 del
>>895771
Can't, bones to brittle


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.895774 del
>>895773
Drink milk


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.895775 del
The toilet in nuros room got blocked up and he had to sleep with the smell of all the days shit and piss backed up in the bowl.
Plumber said he's not coming till tuesday.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.895776 del
>>895757
How does that happen? Is he just massively bloated?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.895777 del
>>895775
How does that happen? Is he just massively bloated?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.895778 del
Watching predator, trying to decide which neet I'll cast as which character in the neet remake. Webby can play jessie ventura's character and monk can be the drunken indian. Cruisey can be one of the nigger characters and nuro is an obvious candidate for the choppah pilot at the end. Not sure who to cast as arnie's character.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.895779 del
>>895778
Stop rubbing it.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.895781 del
>>895770
You can tell when your skipping frame by frame when you want to get a close up of a boob or someone's ass.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.895782 del
On the secret channel right now


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.895783 del
>>895782
You are not.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.895784 del
>>895776
My guess is organ failure or something similar to it.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.895785 del
>>895774
Meme
Lifting + good meat strengthens bones


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.895786 del
>>895778
The big neet that lifts


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.895788 del
>>895783
I'm watching it with dealers commentary


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.895789 del
>>895782
Nice, fukken saved


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.895790 del
>>895776
A diet of pizza and gomez


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.895791 del
Aircon set to comfy


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.895792 del
>>895785
this poster might be brown, give him a wide berth as a precaution


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.895793 del
>>895791
I fart into the vents of AC units of people's houses so they can have nice smells.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.895794 del
>>895792
2highTest4u


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.895795 del
Watching collateral.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.895796 del
>>895786
I don't think that neet is a regular poster here


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.895797 del
>>895796
He just pops in to be admired every now and then.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.895798 del
>>895796
He's probably a turkroach that thinks he's white


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.895799 del
>>895798
Wrong person, talking bout the dutchie


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.895800 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EsyUa63NM1E [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.895801 del
>>895800
Forestry work today.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.895802 del
>>895800
Awful music


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.895803 del
Big toilet poo


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.895804 del
>>895803
I think you make up half of your poos.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.895805 del
>>895804
half? I'd say he's full of shit.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.895806 del
>>895805
Imaginary shit.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.895807 del
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Gonna make dinna for da mob


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.895808 del
>>895807
my exact kitchen type


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>>895808
Needs some nice curtains


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.895811 del
>>895804
We do not want him to start posting photos of them again.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.895812 del
>>895811
But he has challenged me


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.895813 del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.895814 del
just got back from the goldy. heading to noosa.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.895815 del
Time for an episode of hannibal


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.895816 del
>>895776
Probably ascites.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.895817 del
>>895813
grew a good crop 2 years ago (legally) but i lived at home and the ol' man had a cow when he saw my drying operation so i had to put the crop in the bin. kind of get his point of view though, weed is proper loser tier. chad tier habit of the thinking man is liquor of course.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.895818 del
>>895817
I do both. Think about being loser.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.895819 del
Looked at pros. Went soft.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.895820 del
Good wank team.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.895821 del
Greg eat pie. Greg like pie.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.895822 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=P78xp8KX1ss [Embed]

fucks sake i missed slushwave 2024

fucking toil, i knew i would


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.895823 del
>>895821
Pastry looked good.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.895825 del
>>895821
Ruined the surprise


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.895826 del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.895827 del
Got another wage to attend. Forced me to remain sober all day.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.895828 del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.895829 del
>>895827
> remain sober
It will do you good.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.895830 del
The wagie must attendie
So neet gets his tendie


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.895831 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qd1-pkdi5BI [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.895832 del
>>895822
>slushwave 2024
Almost as tragic as missing blerdcon 2024


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.895834 del
I feel like deep fried dog shit. Why do I have no energy ?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.895835 del
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I’m gonna watch Godzilla minus 1. Heard it’s really good compared to the warnerbros ones. I’ve got a 1.25l coke and some triple butter explosion popcorn to put in the mike.
I’ve started to catch strays from strangers and acquaintances about being fat this year. Even the mongs are starting to make fun of me, a client touched my belly yesterday and asked if there was a baby in there.
If nikocado can do it surely I can.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.895836 del
>>895834
because you're just like me


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.895837 del
>>895835
Yeah it's good, should've watched it with the boys on womboflix


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.895838 del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.895839 del
>>895835
You can do it neet.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.895840 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2ZxjUjSo0 [Embed]

The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) will be on womboflix tonight - Jason Bourne dodges a ruthless C.I.A. official and his Agents from a new assassination program while searching for the origins of his life as a trained killer. 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.895841 del
>>895835
Rude arse client. Enjoy your popcorn.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.895842 del
9go
Birds of Prey
8:30PM - 10:40PM
After splitting with the Joker, Harley Quinn joins superheroes Black Canary, Huntress and Renee Montoya to save a young girl from an evil crime lord.
Action | USA | 2020 | MA


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.895843 del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.895844 del
1 week until i move out


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.895845 del
>>895844
Party at your place?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.895846 del
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Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.895847 del
>>895835
Wanna rub your tummy too


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.895849 del
>>895842
Written by a woman. Directed by a woman.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.895850 del
>>895849
Has crazy Margo Robbie


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.895851 del
>>895850
Never said I wasn't going to watch.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.895852 del
>>895849
You're a woman.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.895853 del
>>895845
party in his mouth, and all the neets are invited!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.895854 del
The only people left on this site are the ones with untreatable mental illness
lol


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.895855 del
>>895854
And that's exactly how it should be.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.895856 del
>>895854
Still seething, bud?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.895857 del
Drinking 2 litres bottles of coke again.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.895858 del
>>895857
Pop a few Mentos too.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.895859 del
Disgusted by my binge eating today. Inexcusable. Will do better tomorrow.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.895860 del
>>895835
Were you jolly with the mong


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.895861 del
>>895854
Yep and that includes Pariston. Just sayin...


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.895862 del
>>895859
That optimism is absolutely salacious.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.895863 del
>>895861
You are universally unloved. Just sayin...


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.895864 del
>>895861
I still have no idea who that is.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.895865 del
No post NEETs


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.895866 del
Just heard on a kdrama
'The child matures faster than the mother'.


NEET Admin 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.895867 del
About the time the Bourne Trilogy was released they also shot the first Hitman movie. That was also pretty gud.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.895868 del
>>895867
I've probably wasted 1000+ hours of my life playing those games.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.895869 del
This Birds of Prey moofie sucks big balls.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.895870 del
>>895868
Good games too. Although I did not play as much.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.895871 del
>>895860
Yeah I brushed it off and fake laughed.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.895873 del
Well, Timothy Olyphant has a great name.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.895874 del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.895875 del
Not as cool as Michael Ironside though.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.895876 del
>>895874
What's the meat?


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.895877 del
I slept for 5 hours, and I just ate seed oil slop again 😩


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.895878 del
>>895869
Yeah, it's really bad
I liked the one where they get sent to the island


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.895879 del
MF'er knew how to play the keyboard!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5-_J4YOEjzw [Embed]


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.895880 del
>>895876
Italian sausage. Pork meat with various seasonings.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.895881 del
>>895880
With tomato. And then eggs. Sounds good then.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.895882 del
baked sausages and potatoes and tomatoes and eggs sound ok


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.895883 del
Very sleepy.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.895884 del
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Another beautiful day in BELLINGHAM WASHINGTON!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.895885 del
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Made kebab


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.895886 del
>>895885
Looks good NEET.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.895887 del
>>895871
The trials of herding.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.895888 del
>>895874
Good looking eggs


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.895889 del
>>895885
More good feed


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.895890 del
>>895885
I see cous-cous, mint, tomatoes. But what's the mystery meat and white sauce?


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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.895892 del
>>895891
An unsettling image


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.895893 del
>>895878
Margot is not lead actor material.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.895894 del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.895895 del
>>895890
Mint yoghurt, the kebab is spices, beef, onions and the whole dish only took ten minutes to make.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.895896 del
>>895895
Thank you. Some fresh mint would have gone nicely in the cucumber yoghurt salad I made yesterday.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.895897 del
Need a herb garden.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.895898 del
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Speed and energy


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.895899 del
I want to hear some dirty whore details from fifo


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.895900 del
Garn do some physical exercise tomorrow. This time I meant it!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.895901 del
Don't think I'll be going to work tomorrow. Wage slaves raus!


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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.895903 del
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Woke up made, lamb cut thin, cooked in butter on lower heat, added cream and pepper at the end. I love au poivre so much brahs..


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.895904 del
20th century best century


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.895905 del
>>895893
True and she looks wasted now
>>895901
Based


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.895906 del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.895907 del
>>895901
Monk? No!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.895908 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.895909 del
>>895901
>>895907
nuro predicted this.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.895910 del
Not saying morning to the neet that posted the nasty gook


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.895911 del


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.895912 del
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MORNING WAGIES, RISE AND SHINE, MR SHEKELSTEIN EXPECTS YOU IN THE OFFICE WITHIN THE HOUR, THAT INCLUDES YOU MONK!


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.895913 del
Monks a free man, he can make his own decisions


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.895914 del
Feels like all the NEETs have left us.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.895915 del
All the good ones anyway.
Davo is our only goodhomeNEET.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.895916 del
>>895910
The frogs enjoy it.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.895917 del
Weber would have made a whimsical post about Katy Perry if he still posted here.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.895918 del
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NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.895919 del
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - I, projectionist neet will be finishing up at womboflix at the end of this year. If someone else wants to take over streaming they can, it isn't hard.

Time for another meeting of the womboflix kino selection committee. Vote for a movie already on the list to be shown, or nominate a new movie to be added to the list.

The Commitments(1991)
Don's Party(1976)
Mortal Kombat(2021)
Top Gun (1986)
The Grey(2011)
Dogs in Space (1986)
Reckless Kelly(1993)
Unhinged (2020)
Midnight Run (1988)
The Usual Suspects(1995)
True Romance (1993)
Prisoners (2013)
Beaches (1988)
American Psycho(2000)
Apocalypto(2006)
Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Warriors (1979)
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Dr Strangelove(1964)
Barry Lyndon(1975)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Drive(2011)
The Naked Lunch(1991)
Renfield(2023)
Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
In The Line Of Fire(1993)
Le Samorai(1967)
Zero Dark Thirty(2012)
The Hurt Locker(2008)
The Godfather 1/The Godfather 2
The Best Offer
Bulworth


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.895920 del
>>895918
Least this one can move.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.895921 del
>>895919
Woe. They're all leaving us.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.895922 del
>>895921
At least we still have Olive.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.895923 del
>>895922
We have the knock off replacement.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.895924 del
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Edgy much


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.895925 del
Memes


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.895926 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/08/2024 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.895927 del
>>895926
Morbing


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.895928 del
Boring threads these days. At least womboflix is a thing


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.895929 del
>>895928
It's chill
Another day of sitting around


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.895930 del
>>895929
I wish. Im not neet


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.895931 del
Cenno report done
That's my work for the fortnight finished


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.895932 del
>>895931
Based. Lucky


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.895933 del
Having a beer. Contemplating life.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.895934 del
>>895931
Well done, take the rest of the day off.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.895935 del
I don't think there is a bigger pessimistic piece of shit in this cunt than me, it's all bleak to me....


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.895936 del
>>895903
Lamb chops fried in butter. Sounds heavenly.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.895937 del
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From a trusted source.

The moon was created by humanity to end the "Satanic" rule of saturn (2nd sun).

13,500/34,000yrs ago
Humanity btfo'd saturn, when the earth was aligned to the constellation "Leo"
>(precession of equinoxes)
by creating the moon to stabilize earth climate, seasons and most importantly TIDE, setting the 440hz earth resonance necessary for "free energy" production,
>(which was moderated globally by the Giza pyramid installation)
the moon is a hollow creation using "base-10" mathematics, in direct (3,4,5 Right triangle) proportion to the earth (holy trinity).
>the holy trinity: "Father"= sun "Son"= earth (life, death, rebirth cycle) and "holy spirit"= moon
The "Earth-Moon-system" has "Eclipses" and "solstice/equinox"s, the only such system ever discovered in astronomy.
As the moon was put into place, Earth,
which at the time was glaciated or covered in dense fog in all places but an equitorial band, was experiencing devastating climatic events regulaly
>this is the 'flood mythology' all extant human cultures have collective memory of
The moon's creation enabled all of the conditions necessary for humanity to flourish on earth, and included with it was the Giza power-plant:
a (limeston-over-water aquifer) complex,
giving it electrical properties when paired with very precisely cut granite/quartz/limestone features, which together with acoustic/magnetic energy can manifest
>"limitless free energy"
Giza complex through acoustic/magnetic 'stone-electricity' could focus and then moderate this power for the entire planet.
This race of people spread civilization to all corners of the world. then abruptly "left" man to figure out the rest for himself.
the "Black knight" satellite in Earths orbit is an "ARK" from the builders of the moon and Giza and all other megalith works
>the black-knight is in RETROGRADE ORBIT
I repeat, RETROGRADE ORBIT
>you are here today "2024 A.D."


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.895938 del
>>895935
You're not a real pessimist then, there is always something worse.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.895939 del
>>895928
Perhaps neets are finally getting somewhere in life, and posting here less. How long has it been since the earliest neet thread on 8ch aus? 10 years?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.895940 del
>>895937
>humanity
*Moon Spiders


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.895941 del
>>895924
>queensland
Don't talk to me or my wife's son about how pozzed or cucked the southern states are, queensland is no better these days.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.895942 del
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>>895937
>a trusted source
Yes, I'm sure. Is this another cruisey post?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.895943 del
>>895935
Plenty of room for improvement then. The only way is up.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.895944 del
>>895937
Ain't reading all that.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.895945 del
Really craving a sugar buzz


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.895946 del
Read about 60 pages of a Zen Buddhism book only to realise I hate the Chinese and it was a waste of money


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.895947 del
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>>895946
zen is japanese, not chinese


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.895948 del
>>895939
I'm still here, clicking refresh


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.895949 del
>>895940
Exactly.
>btfo Saturn
The egos of these cunts.


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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.895951 del
>>895933
I'm here for you if you need to contemplate more


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.895952 del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.895953 del
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>>895951
Dan is our spirit advisor.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.895954 del
>>895947
this book says its chinese for some reason.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.895955 del
>advisor


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.895956 del
>Zen is a school of Mahayana Buddhism that originated in China
Don't listen to him


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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.895958 del
>>895956
The chinks call it something else:
>The actual Chinese term for the "Zen school" is 禪宗 (pinyin: Chánzōng), while "Chan" just refers to the practice of meditation itself


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.895959 del
>Had to pee in the little container at the doctors, managed to get it everywhere but.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.895960 del
>>895959
You are too great a man to be contained in one small container neet. The world is your territory, mark your territory.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.895961 del
Renember when GP's had water coolers with those tiny paper cups? I renember.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.895962 del
>>895961
You could piss in them in the waiting room to save time.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.895963 del
Before medicine went woke.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.895964 del
>>895951
I'm about to start contemplating.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.895965 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.895966 del
>>895958
Zendchan.org


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.895967 del
The slow decay of the NEETboard


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.895968 del
>>895959
What is going on NEET? What are they testing for?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.895969 del
Seven fiddy for a pack of lamb mince. Might as well just spend a few more bucks and buy a ready made kebab. Isn't it spring now? Lamb should be cheaper ffs.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.895970 del
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Listening.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.895971 del
The horror of being an obese internet addicted neet who can't leave his fucking chair


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.895972 del
>>895964
Contemplate HARD
>>895971
Have you fused yet?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.895973 del
Might go op-shopping for a an old school desktop computer and crt monitor. With wired keyboard and mouse.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.895974 del
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>>895972
The neet end stage


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.895975 del
>>895973
>crt
I tried going back to one in 2012, your eyes will hate it once your used to LCDs


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.895976 del
Have you ever planned to make your own computer game neets?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.895977 del
Several emails that hurt my head


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.895978 del
I need to stop getting drunk and stoned every day.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.895979 del
>>895976
I made one in flash


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.895980 del
>>895978
Take it one at a time


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.895981 del
>>895967
The slow decay of the NEET


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.895982 del
>>895979
How quickly are we talking?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.895983 del
>>895977
Stop reading them.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.895984 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.895985 del
>>895978
Start cutting back today.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.895986 del
Severely woed


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.895987 del
>>895986
You cut back too quickly, time to restore the goon and choof.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.895988 del
Full manchild mode again today, can't do anything due to anxiety.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.895989 del
>>895985
>>895986

I don't think we fully appreciate what one full minute without goon and choof can do to a man.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.895990 del
Crikey!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.895991 del
>>895988
What we watching today, Commando?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.895992 del
>>895991
A mediocre movie, predator shows just how much the action movie genre advanced between 1985 and 1987.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.895993 del
>>895901
There's some big protest in Melbourne today. Anti-war hippies.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.895994 del
Ok, that was a pretty wild weekend.
On the wagon now.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.895995 del
>>895982
Like an arvo


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.895996 del
>>895915
Cruisey has a good heart but chooses to be an arsehole. And Weber will be back. He always comes back. Trust and believe.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.895997 del
>>895993
Against the israel-gaza thing, or ukraine-russia?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.895998 del
>>895918
I've seen better things at the bottom of a bin!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.895999 del
>>895929
This. It just seems boring now what with the lack of constant attacks on other NEETs and showboating from a certain 'person' that is now thankfully permanuked.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.896000 del
>>895987
>>895989
Ignorant and reckless advising neets to go cold Turkey.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.896001 del
>>895997
No there's a war tech convention happening somewhere.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.896002 del
Kill Con '24


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.896003 del
>>896001
So they're protesting about weapons that aren't being used in wars right now, rather than all the ones that are?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.896004 del
Why the fuck don't these mongs ever protest about the housing crisis?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.896005 del
>>895996
The Hungarian crushed his spirit. Shamed and humiliated him.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.896006 del
Not comfy posts


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.896007 del
>>896005
And cruisey loved every moment of it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.896008 del
>>895993
Set the national guard on them. Beanbag shotguns.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.896009 del
Molgolian muslims


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.896010 del
>>896005
The great khan will be humbled


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.896011 del
>>895994
Hope you make it wilder each time
>>896002
Count me in
>>896004
Soros funded


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.896012 del
Garn get some chocolate, you neets want me to pick you up anything?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.896013 del
>>895971
I can leave my chair, I just choose not to.


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>>895994
>On the wagon now.
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.896015 del
>>896012
Glass of water please.


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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.896017 del
>>896012
Snack pack with cheese, garlic and chilli sauce. A dozen turkish delights.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.896018 del
Deeply woe'd, want to hire one of you mongs to do my chores and homework for me. And when I say hire, I want ndis or something to pay for it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.896019 del
Found some old candy canes in the fridge.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.896020 del
>>896016
How did the hungarian humiliate cruisey?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.896021 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJXwfO0axw [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.896022 del
>>896018
You'll pay us, but it won't be with ndis.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.896023 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.896024 del
Might have to turn the heater on for a little while.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.896025 del
>>896024
You're hot enough already, qt


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.896026 del
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>>896025
Thanks neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.896027 del
>>896026
my exact physical type


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.896028 del
>>896020
It was small penis humiliation. Cruisey said he was into it but it got too personal.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.896029 del
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Another one's done it, half the man he used to be, how do they do it?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.896030 del
>>896029
Has he trooned out?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.896031 del
>>896030
Maybe he just stopped taking all the steroids he was on.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.896032 del
unhappy, bothered, unmoisturised, definitely not in my lane today


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>>896029
>tiff
KEK


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.896034 del
>>896032
I've got the moisturiser you need


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.896035 del
Having an early one. See y'all tomorrow.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.896036 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.896037 del
>>896035
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.896038 del
>>896029
Who is that?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.896039 del
>>895919
I dunno. Top Gun?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.896040 del
>>895919
And The Usual Suspects.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.896041 del
>Point target completed. Learn more about points.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.896042 del
>>896035
>y'all


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.896043 del
>>896039
>>896040
Apologise to Webber PLEASE


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.896044 del
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Thinking about 2020 vintage olives.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.896045 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.896046 del
>>896038
Dave Bautista


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.896047 del
>>896044
You deserve better tiktok trannies than her neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.896048 del
>>896044
It's time to move on.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.896049 del
>>896047
At the commune there will be a trannie for every neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.896050 del
>>896026
Wanna rub his tummy.


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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.896052 del
>>895957
Thinking about Webby's two copies of Hecht.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.896054 del
>>896052
Weren't they slammed against a NEET's nuts once?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.896055 del
>>896053
That's a man.


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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.896057 del
>>896056
That's still a man.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.896058 del
>>896057
I love men


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.896059 del
>>896058
No you don't.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.896060 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.896061 del
>tfw woke up depressed


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.896062 del
Gojirra minus one was good. I’m glad the qt turned out to still be alive in the end.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.896063 del
>>896059
>>896058
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.896064 del
I love Dan


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.896065 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.896066 del
>>896063
The stigma is gone.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.896067 del
>>896066
💯❤️


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.896068 del
>>896060
You know what you did.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.896069 del
>>896060
Sorry. To weber


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.896070 del
>>896062
Did you just spoil the ending?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.896071 del
There is no private property in a national socialist state.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.896072 del
>>896071
Hopefully I will be able to get a 99 year lease.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.896073 del
I bet he doesn't even say sorry.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.896074 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.896075 del
>>896062
gojirra metal guitar band?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.896076 del
>>896075
Thats what I thought too


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.896077 del
>>896068
Good movie.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.896078 del
Call from Sydney incoming. Did not answer.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.896079 del
Kind of hope he wont say sorry now. He'll look weak.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.896080 del
Went to Coles. Saw a NIGGER manlet with a skanky white woman. Stared him down in a fit of autistic anger.
Black chia seeds acquired. Going to have chia pudding with Greek yoghurt, blueberries, banana and peanut butter for lunch tomorrow.
21 tomorrow. Pink blazer weather. Sundance said I looked dapper whilst I was wearing it once. Thinking about Weber.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.896081 del
>>896054
That was volume one of Knuth's TAOCP.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.896082 del
>>896078
Wagestuff?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.896083 del
>>896033
The detective from Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Everything reminds me of Webby.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.896084 del
>>896079
I've no idea what's this about. There was complaints about some ban and in my replies I might have been harsh, but I really hate these useless jawing.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.896085 del
>>896080
>21 tomorrow.
Happy birthday.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.896086 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.896088 del
>>896083
He's with Karen now.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.896089 del
>>896088
I miss them all.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.896090 del
>>896088
Bin truck is going to struggle.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.896091 del
>>896044
Would pair well with vintage cheddar.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.896092 del
>>896091
and some Lavosh crackers


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.896093 del
>>896072
You'll have to live that long though.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.896094 del
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>>896070
All the cool neets have already seen it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.896095 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.896096 del
>>896071
Good. Then I won't have to waste time waging or saving.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.896097 del
>>896073
Sorry for what?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.896098 del
>>896096
You will wear the striped pyjamas.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.896099 del
>>896080
sounds good, where can I try chia without having to put any effort into making?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.896100 del
>>896081
Nuro ghost wrote all of knuth's books.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.896101 del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.896102 del
>>896080
>Thinking about Weber.
Are you touching yourself?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.896103 del
Nuro, NEET King, VaporNEET, cheesecakeNEET, Weber, MonkNEET. All gone, all dust


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.896104 del
>>896078
Ive got debt collectors calling from QLD, VIC and WA.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.896105 del
I posted a vaporNEET video here once.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.896106 del
>>896097
What his people have done. It was unnacceptable for them to have the gaul to never think how it would feel to have it done to them.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.896107 del
>>896103
Shire, Sperg, Mongaro, Possum, cleanstove, Shitey


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.896108 del
>>896099
At home. You mix milk with chia seeds and leave it for 15 minutes.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.896109 del
>>896103
And the neet with no name. Don't forget him.
>>896108
Fuck off, I may as well get a job.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.896110 del
>>896103
>MonkNEET
Yeah, I read about that crash in melbourne. We all knew it was gonna end that way.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.896111 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.896112 del
>>896109
>Fuck off, I may as well get a job
About time.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.896113 del
>>896103
Silly list. One of those is permabanned and unwanted.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.896114 del
>>896113
Three of them are the same NEET


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.896115 del
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I have formulated a cunning plan, but the first step of my plan involves getting out of my chair and standing up, so I am unable to perform it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.896116 del
>>896115
You need to work out a pre-plan to get you out of the chair.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.896117 del
Q&A episode tonight is on housing, hopefully someone mentions the jeet problem


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.896118 del
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>>896117
Diversity is our strength neet, the way to solve the housing crisis is to import another 10 million pajeets, whose diversity will allow them to think of a solution to the housing crisis that white people could never come up with.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.896119 del
>>896115
Wanna rub the tummy under the suit too


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.896120 del
>>896119
I'm going for his bobbies.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.896121 del
>>896103
There is always more space in the gape.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.896122 del
>>896120
To squeeze?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.896123 del
>>896087
How's that an issue?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.896124 del
Think it's time to sell my 1000 bitcoins I wish


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.896125 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.896126 del
>>896123
Staunch as fuck. No submission.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.896127 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.896128 del
>>896126
NEETs throwing sickies should learn from him.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.896130 del
>>896129
Voice of an angel.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.896131 del
>>896129
Exactly what I was thinking.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.896132 del
>>896129
P-pidge?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.896133 del
>>896132
Engaging his twink fetish.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.896134 del
Having a good long hard think about my life and situation. Think I'm going to make some changes.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.896135 del
Weber is going to leave a horse cock in his bed.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.896136 del
>>896134
>hard think
Hot!

>>896135
Hot!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.896137 del
Anything can be made dirty if you put your mind to it. See the instance of hard, above.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.896138 del
Still 400 posts until the new thread...I wish NEET King still uploaded, there is no new NEET content, does anyone know of any ?..??


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.896139 del
>>896138
One day I will learn Dutch, not today...


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.896140 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.896141 del
>>896117
They screen all the questions beforehand. If the topic is allowed to be brought up the question will be phrased to help the panellists easily deny the role of immigration in the housing situation.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896142 del
>>896129
Very musical.

>>896132
Well bantered.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896143 del
>>896141
Only when there is protection from irresponsible questions from the public can REAL journalism flourish.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896144 del
>>896126
He is stubborn and unrepentant.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896145 del
>>896134
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.896146 del
Neets what experiences have you had with job search providers? Is there any point in going to ones who claim to specialise in people with 'psychiatric disorders'?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.896147 del
>>896146
I have only had awful experiences, but I never tried a disability provider. That sounds like what you would need.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.896148 del
>>896144
Barbarian, destructive mongol genes.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.896149 del
>>896138
The NEET content era was a brief time where NEET culture flourished, but it is long gone now.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.896150 del
>>896146
You will need evidence, they can not diagnose you.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.896151 del
>>896149
IGA, Nuro and Tiffin ruined it.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.896152 del
>>896139
Here forevor


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.896153 del
>>896151
It died a natural death. There is no need for blame.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.896154 del
>>896151
I always thought tifo was ok.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.896155 del
>>896151
You. Are. Banned.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.896156 del
>>896153
It could have lasted. I'd post more if not for them.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.896158 del
We need to have a funeral for the board. We need closure. LoreNEET needs to do a series of long posts outlining the ups and downs and the key moments


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.896159 del
>>896158
Why close the board? Theres still a few people around


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.896160 del
>>896158
The show must and will go on.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.896161 del
>>896158
No one is closing the board.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.896162 del
>>896146
DES providers are friendlier because they don't have the power to fuck you over like the regular JSP cunts do.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.896163 del
Ah fuggkit. Rollmops for dinner.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.896164 del
>>896163
Eat them outside please. I will not have that smell in here.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.896165 del
Transferred the remaining unsalted butter to the Tiffin.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.896166 del
>>896164
It stinks?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.896167 del
>>896165
Put it in the fridge NEET. The unsalted doesn't keep as well as the salted.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.896168 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QvVnNicgAMQ [Embed]


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.896169 del
digimon digital monsters
digimon garlic champions!


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.896170 del
There is something out there that makes soft scream-like sounds at night.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.896171 del
>>896167
Had half the block out for at least two weeks with no problems.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.896172 del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.896173 del
>>896172
would rape that thing


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.896174 del
>>896170
possum?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.896175 del
pulled my willy out


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.896176 del
>>896173
What sort of melon is it?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.896177 del
>>896175
Stuff it back in.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.896178 del
>>896164
That smell is not caused by rollmops, it's by that neet who refuses to wash his penis. You know who I'm talking about. Yes YOU, I know you're reading this.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.896179 del
>>896172
What sort of melon is it?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.896180 del
>>896176
That's a coconut you dingleberry


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.896181 del
>>896180
attitude


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.896182 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.896183 del
well, it is time. Time for reading, then bed.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.896184 del
>>896181
You're pushing my limits of patience and sanity


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.896185 del
>>896183
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.896186 del
>>896184
>sanity
like anyone on this board has that anymore, i'm sure even big fella has had a hit to his sanity over the years


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.896187 del
>>896186
>banned


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.896188 del
BB March '24


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.896189 del
>>896187
>>896188
What are these posts supposed to mean?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.896190 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.896191 del
>>896189
I'll take a BB over a UB any day.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.896192 del
Things will get wet 'n wild this summer


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.896193 del
watched any good dvds lately?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.896194 del
>>896189
>>896190
I think that one implies that I'll ban him for questioning my sanity.

>>896188
This one I dunno. Cryptic. Mystery.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.896195 del
Failed YouTube wagon. Made nachos


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.896196 del
>>896195
>Made nachos
Lots of cheese?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.896197 del
>>896196
Not really


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.896198 del
>>896195
>nachos
Reminded me to rewatch Death Proof.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.896199 del
Took a small bite of a mop. Salty, fishy, pickley. Tasty. This will go good on a slice of toast with unsalted butter.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.896200 del
>>896195
What did you put on them?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.896201 del
>>896167
You have me fearing for my unsalted peanut butter now neet.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.896202 del
>>896201
The high oil content will preserve it, God willing.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.896203 del
I heard that NEET will lick anywhere you put a dab of unsalted peanut butter.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.896204 del
Assignment submitted. Life partially fixed up. Will fix up more tomorrow.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.896205 del
>>896198
Fantastic moofie. Better than Planet Terror although that's still good.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.896206 del
>>896205
Could be October movie then.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.896207 del
>>896204
Well done NEET. You ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.896208 del
Who are the least pozzed movie/tv directors working in america today?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.896209 del
Fucking SHITSKINS on QandA defending foreign student intake


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.896210 del
>>896207
Thank you neet. I am unsatisfied with the performance of my group members in a class presentation we are working on. I intend to replace them with AI characters who will make their sections of the presentation.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.896211 del
>>896209
3/4ths of the universities in this country should be shut down, their land converted into low cost housing for the homeless, their assets seized and foreign students send back.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.896212 del
i have rabies ;_;


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896213 del
>>896210
Those group assignments are evil. Psychologically destructive.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896214 del
Quentin Tarantino should do a TV series based on the adventures of Snake Pliskken.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896215 del
>>896211
>low cost housing for the homeless
just kill the homeless, harvest what few good organs they'd have then turn the rest into compost


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.896216 del
>>896212
The urine test results came back fast.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.896217 del
>>896215
Very harsh. Some of our NEETs are at risk of homelessness.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.896218 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.896219 del
>>896209
No point watching that shite.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.896220 del
>>896214
Chris Hemsworth in the lead?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.896221 del
>>896158
Delete it all.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.896222 del
>>896217
>implying their organs are worth harvesting


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.896223 del
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>>896220
No. Who do neets think could play young snake plissken in 2024?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.896224 del
Karl Urban might have been an ok Snake, but even he's getting old.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.896225 del
>>896223
>>896224
You forget about de-ageing technology. Like with DeNiro in that movie.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.896226 del
I am halfway through reading Shogun. I have been enjoying it a lot.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.896227 del
>>896226
I only managed the first few chapters. Did you see either of the tv series?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.896228 del
>>896227
I saw the first half of the new one.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.896229 del
Small groups of unsavoury-looking youths have been walking past my house all night. Several have had music on the phone speakers.
Feels like something is going on but I don't know what.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.896230 del
I want to read older fiction, particular stuff written before 1970, on the theory it'll be less pozzed. I'd like to read something really racist and blunt.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.896231 del
>>896226
Is that the one the tv show is based on


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.896232 del
>>896230
Jane Austen's novels aren't racist but she is absolutely brutally blunt particularly about women.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.896233 del
>>896231
That's right.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.896234 del
>>896232
women are fucking aliens


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.896235 del
>>896234
That is how all the hybrid babies were created.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.896236 del
>>896229
Sometimes I wish there'd be a report button to get police. One day there'll be security drones that will shoot any loiterers


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.896237 del
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Bri'ish painter who lives in the middle of the Great Hungarian Plain with his family (his wife is Hungarian) since 2000. The article is in Hungarian, but there are some photos.
https://index.hu/kultur/2024/09/09/robin-sperling-festo-muveszet-klimavalsag-tiszainoka-brit-alfold-kereszt-modern/


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.896238 del
>>896233
I need my books in video form
I didnt like it after the first few episodes. That might be the first chapter.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.896239 del
>>896237
Has he learned to speak Hungarian?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.896240 del
>>896238
I didn't like much of what I saw of the TV series. The book is better.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.896241 del
>>896237
Good looking cow


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.896242 del
>>896239
Of course not


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.896243 del
On the vapes and the carlton draught. Another sickie tomorrow I think.
I need to start a micro SaaS and move to Chiang Rai to get on the smoothies and the early morning grind


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.896244 del
>>896239
Article doesn't say.
He better be talking to his two kuvasz' in Hungarian tho.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.896245 del
>>896244
What are the popular names for dogs in Hungarian?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.896246 del
A bit of info about him in English:
https://vitovojnic.wixsite.com/mysite/about-me
This does not say his language proficiencies either.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.896247 del
>>896243
Living the best neet life, mr shekelstein outwitted.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.896248 del
>>896243
You need Jesus King.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.896249 del


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.896250 del
>>896245
Adolph


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.896251 del
>>896109
>may as well get a job.
Kek. I fucked it up the first few times from not mixing it in properly. You've got to periodically shake it to make sure there are no horrible dry spots in it. It is somewhat more high effort than say cereal or even porridge, but considerably less so than something like scrambled eggs.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.896252 del
Risotto is the worst for effort. You have to stand there stirring the whole time.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.896253 del
Weber said that fucking my arse is like fucking a wet plastic bag once.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.896254 del
>>896253
He had a sharp tongue at times. He is missed.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.896255 del
>>896245
Hmm. There are classics like Morzsa/Morzsi (Breadcrumb) and Bodri (~Curly), Cenk (Dog, but synonym of Rogue perhaps) and Fickó (Man, Dude, Chap...) or use historical names (eg. Caesar), and others from Greek/Latin mythology (eg Hector). I heard lotsa Lora/Lara in the past decade, and names from Anglo culture are getting popular (shit like Johnny - perhaps from Johnny Walker actually). I dunno, people can come up with all kinds of names.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.896256 del
>nobody will give me a proper job
>Because unemployed
>Because nobody will give me a proper job
Woe


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.896257 del
>>896255
>Bodri
I like that one.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.896258 del
>>896257
Chiefly for pulis.


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>>896258
>pulis
Magnificent creatures.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.896261 del
I have found that life most certainly does not get better, but my capacity to deal with the horrors of life does increase to a point I am mentally better off even now even though my life is worse than it was and is destined to continue to decline.
I feel that I will be up to the challenge and will be capable of living out my life just in a mildly depressed and somewhat cynical state. There is no passion to my unhappiness any more.
This is a sort of wisdom you acquire that can be mistaken for it "getting better".


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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.896264 del
>>896262
lol the mop one is funny.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.896265 del
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.896266 del
>>896265
Night, fella.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.896267 del
>>896243
Pretty gay
Get on the white ox and coopers red


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.896270 del
Morning neets, might read The Turner Diaries today.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.896271 del
>>896270
Marn
We need a jeet editon


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.896272 del
I miss Weber.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.896273 del
>>896272
The wage swept him away


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.896274 del
If any more neets want to vote for a movie do so soon please, post is here:
>>895919


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.896275 del
>>896274
HP 24/7 stream


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.896276 del
Why are there no sheltered workshops for autists to work in computing?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.896277 del
>>896276
Outdoors?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.896278 del
>>896276
Think Salvos does this


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.896280 del
>>896279
Don't think I'll make it to 93.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.896281 del
>>896280
If I can make it to 75 you can make it to 93


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.896282 del
>made 4 containers of food to have one from monday to thursday
>about to eat the last one
going to not eat for 24+ hours


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.896283 del
>>896282
Keep eating neet. GROW STRONG.


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.896284 del
>>896283
guess i'll do a bulking phase


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.896285 del
>>896282
What did you make?


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.896286 del
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NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.896287 del
>>896285
chow mein mince with lean mince, veggies and rice


NEET 09/09/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.896288 del
indickative


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.896289 del
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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.896290 del
I want big money


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.896291 del
>>896287
the trick is not to make stuff that is too tasty or that you like too much


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.896292 del
>>896286
Women should all have those proportions. Anything less is basically a man.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.896293 del
>>896291
i'm looking forward to my post binge shit


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.896294 del
>>896291
He needs the unsalted legume diet


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.896295 del
Contacted 2 clients, 2 emloyees, 1 gov departments (including needing verifications from email and old phone), 2 tax people. Even had a neighbour knock on the door, I dont think she was wearing underwear. I'm still in cum stained trackies. Cleaned the lounge and put some clothes away. Will do a load and think I deserve a boonging now. Other wagie is on the phones, client cancelled. Exhausted.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.896296 del
>>896293
I cook mine medium well before I shit them out.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.896297 del
>>896295
> Exhausted
I'm not surprised, you need to take a couple of days off.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.896298 del
>>896296
Yours are bubbling on the way out.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.896299 del
>>896296
If we ever get sown together arse to mouth like the human centipede, I want to be on this neets arse


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.896300 del
Ruined before they even begin to make it.


> The casting call is looking for children who will be between the ages of 9-11 in April 2025 and who are residents of the U.K. and Ireland. The notice also says that casting will be inclusive to all races, ethnicities and gender identities.

>“We are committed to inclusive, diverse casting,” it reads. “For every role, please submit qualified performers, without regard to ethnicity, sex, disability, race, sexual orientation, gender identity, or any other basis protected by law unless otherwise specifically indicated.”


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.896301 del
>>896295
>I deserve a boonging now
Too right you do!


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.896302 del
>>896297
Today is the day off.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.896303 del
>>896300
>No Scots
Fucking racists


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.896304 del
>>896303
No one would be able to understand what they were saying.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.896305 del
>>896274
I vote for Southpark bigger longer uncut(1999)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.896306 del
>>896279
RIP. HE had got too old to do the Darth Vader voice properly but they kept using him. It sounded awful. AI will do a better job.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.896307 del
>>896295
You've had a big day (it wasn't that much really).


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.896308 del
>>896300
They just need to pretend to be open minded about it, they don't have to actually cast any freaks (they will cast at least one freak in a main role though. Black Hermione I would bet.)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.896309 del
>>896282
Next time, freeze them so you won't binge it.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.896310 del
>>896309
I think they were frozen, he just ate them like a zooper dooper.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.896311 del
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>>896103
A PostieNEET is fine too.

That trip is long-over -- it ended up being 15 months and 37,000 kms on the Postie.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.896312 del
>>896308
They could cast Wizzy as Dumbledore.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.896313 del
>>896311
Good to see you are still with us PostieNEET. I always enjoyed your travels.
What are you up to these days?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.896314 del
>>896312
The only actor they could find who drinks as much as Richard Harris.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.896316 del
>>896315
Clown world.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.896317 del
>>896311
Hey Postie NEET.


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>>896313
Hi Neet.
For the last 3 months I've been living in a tent in a public park - but getting driving lessons from a mate who lives across the road, so I've stopped traveling like a gypsy for a bit. Maybe in a month or so and I pass a driving test, I'll evolve into VanNeet. Postie is having a well-earned rest in an aircraft hanger.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.896319 del
It is OK to poo in Nuro's bedroom ?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.896320 del
>>896306
I never understood that - if luke and annakin are white why does darth vader have a nigger voice?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.896321 del
>>896318
>living in a tent in a public park
What is that like? Does the government hassle you?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.896322 del
>>896318
Good luck with your driving lessons.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.896323 del
>>896318
> I'll evolve into VanNeet.
Will look forward to your future posts.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.896324 del
>>896320
It is the way the software in his mecha suit was coded. Some private joke by a bothan maybe.


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>>896317
Yo neet.
These classic vinyls from fine young men can be yours.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.896326 del
>>896311
We love you mate. I had family who went to the Booberowie school (50+ years ago).
Are you the buff neet?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.896327 del
>>896325
A good selection.


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>>896321
The Council could give me a $880 fine (the place allows camping for only 2 nights), but the town locals like me, I haven't been like the other 'permanents' (i.e: I clean shit up and do the volunteer work usually left for them), plus the plan about the driving lessons tickles them.

They have a free community Starlink! Plus they're letting recharge my laptop and other gear from their secret outdoor powerpoint..


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.896329 del
>>896326
I don't think you can maintain a buff physique living on the road.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.896330 del
>>896328
Sounds like you have found some good people.


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>>896322
The mate across from the campground is another Postie rider, so that's how we got to talking initially. Anyway, after concluding the trip, I came back to this campground (among others) and he mentioned offhand that he was selling his Kia Pregio 2005 (manual, 5sp) work van on account of 'medical retirement' (open heart surgery).
This neet said, "ah! I've love it! ..except no drivers licence.."
The next time I camped at the town, he proposed since he couldn't do much for 6 months after the heart operation, he could teach me.. and I can buy the van. I've given him an advance payment, and we've been driving almost daily for nearly 3 months now.
Much better than anyone in my fucking family has ever done..


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.896332 del
>>896306
I never understood that - if luke and annakin are white why does darth vader have a nigger voice?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.896333 del
>>896303
They can use subtitles. They can be the evil guys that the Romans (harry) can't defeat so they wall them off


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.896334 del
>>896328
Now that's casserole.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.896335 del
>>896311
Now that's actually BASED


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.896336 del
It will actually let it use it's mouth if you give it pills


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.896337 del
>>896331
That is great NEET. You are really lucky to have bumped into such a great person.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.896338 del
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>>896330
I wouldn't mind living here..
Problem is it's right in the middle of a Mining district - all the houses in the area except for a handful of freehold-owneds were bought up by the mines and rented out to their workers.

This set of photos: somewhere in Tassie my tent became a boat after it rained 150mm in two hours.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.896339 del
>>896338
Crikey. Do you have a good quality tent?


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>>896337
Everyone in the town knows me by name, too. Looking past the /i'm living in a tent in a public park/, this place is hellacomfy..

Tasmania: fantastic motorcycle riding! (even for small bikes) - roads were in good condition almost everywhere, and it wasn't too far to get anywhere. The camping however was below the mainland average - every campground was packed with caravans. Only once did I find a free camp that I had to myself, and that was a sneaky one, and only 4 camps were "great".


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>>896339
Not really - but it's an A-frame style 2-neet tent, which works well compared to the regular dome-style ones. It was about $85. The ventilation is its best point - windows, front/rear vestibules to let any breeze through.
I do have a good quality hard-waterproof 100L duffle bag (the yellow thing) though. When the ground flooded, most of my stuff was still in it, but not the phone, or the air mattress and sleeping bag.
Luckily, the sleeping bag was on top of the inflated air mattress, and it floated up and stayed dry.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.896342 del
>>896340
A nice view on that first pic.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.896343 del
Garn shopping centre to get some chinky for lunch, you neets want any?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.896344 del
>>896343
Honey chicken on noodles, soy wings, pork balls on stick, steamed dimsim and crab soup. Thanks.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.896345 del
>>896343
30 rolls of paper towel thanks.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.896346 del
>>896343
a bag of those $2.50 20% choccy bikkies


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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.896348 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.896349 del
>>895693

(Bronte Lagoon, Tas)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.896350 del
>>896349
Charlotte Bronte, Lady of the Swamp, and author of a few feminist novels, lived there.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.896351 del
i hate sickos


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.896352 del
>>896338
>>896340
>>896341
>>896349
Very nice photos. I'm envious.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.896353 del
>>896341
>it floated up and stayed dry.
kek


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.896354 del
>>896347
My exact body type.


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>>896344
>Honey chicken on noodles
If god wanted us to eat honey chicken with noodles he wouldn't have given the world rice.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.896356 del
>>896350
I doubt she ever left england.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.896357 del
>>896353
my exact poo type


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.896358 del
Looking at current pictures of Evanna Lynch. Sadly, irish girls hit the wall pretty quickly.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.896359 del
>>896357
Well bantered.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.896360 del
>>896355
Well said.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.896361 del
I deleted my copy of the Monk norwooding photo.
I thought there was no reason to keep it other than to post it at some point in the future to be mean to him.
And I do not want to be mean to him. We are all trying our best.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.896362 del
He had better not taken a sickie again today though.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.896363 del
>>896361
And some of us are trying our best to be pricks.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.896364 del
>>896362
Post the pic


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.896365 del
Oh, that carb heavy chinkie meal helped me have a much needed nap, now feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed for the afternoon


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.896366 del
>>896365
Jow were the noodles?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.896367 del
>>896366
had lemon chicken with fried rice


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.896368 del
>>896365
It was what your body needed.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.896369 del
>>896368
Might have a rice meal every lunch to help me have a nap.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.896370 del
Had a nap. Having a coffee and durry
neetlyfe
>>896358
Rangas with blue eyes are going extinct
If you have any red in ya you need to breed them


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.896371 del
>>896367
Sounds nice.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.896372 del
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Has anyone tried that ayam brand sauce as marinade? It's from malaysia, not sure whether to trust them or not.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.896373 del
>>896372
I don't trust anything from Asia except Japan.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.896374 del
>>896373
Sadly it's the only brand that does lemon sauce.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.896375 del
>>896372
I use that all the time in stir frys, tastes fine to me.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.896376 del
Thinking of getting into the rollmop game, do neets have any warnings? How long do they last in the fridge once you've opened the jar? I have a deep fear of fish food poisoning.


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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.896378 del
"Major incident" at Broadmeadows railway station. It wasn't me if you were wondering.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.896379 del
>>896378
was poo involved?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.896380 del
>>896378
>It wasn't me
That is good to know. You are loved and valued here, we don't want to lose you.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.896381 del
>>896379
No clue. The trains have stopped.
I'm on a bus. It is fucking dero as.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.896382 del
>>896378
We have told you to poo before you go out.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.896383 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.896384 del
Yay, I got some Deepfake software working.
Sadly, no gf to turn into a porn star.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.896385 del
>>896384
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.896386 del
Should I buy chicken from woolies or aldi?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.896387 del
>>896386
If you want to, yes.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.896388 del
>>896370
Rangas are from the middle east.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.896389 del
>>896385
Thank you, fellow Neet.
It doesn't seen to be too great at generating infinite Celeb-Apus..


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.896390 del
>>896376
The older they are, the better. Opening the jar makes them better.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.896391 del
>>896378
Weber used to make the trains run on time.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.896392 del
>>896386
Costco


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.896393 del
>>896387
You didn't answer the question


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.896394 del
>>896386
Aldi had some LiIon power packs with 27Ah capacity and PD65 for $50 a few weeks ago. Bought two.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.896395 del
Weber's arse has three michellin stars.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.896396 del
>>896395
It has fallen off.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.896397 del
>>896395
I was thinking about that doctor examining his arse today.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.896398 del
>>896397
It was his arse that was examining the doctor.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.896399 del
>>896376
Rollmops are for big boys only. You best stick to rollups, kid.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.896400 del
>>896399
>for big boys only
With the little hats?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.896401 del
>>896376
Pickled stuff generally lasts forever


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.896402 del
>>896286
Note: they cut the part where she "hops in easily"

>>896295
Good job.

>>896300
Which movie?

>>896311 >>896318 >>896328 >>896331 >>896338 >>896340 >>896341 >>896349
Great adventure.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.896403 del
Unwisely took some no-doze after 5, backsliding into my bad old habits.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.896404 del
>>896403
You are bent on self destruction.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.896406 del
He's an honorary neet, he died trying to stop others going to work.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.896407 del
>>896395
Bet you dine there regularly


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.896408 del
Bought some dairy free magnums (I'm dairy intolerant). Tasted pretty good, debating another


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.896409 del
>>896407
He barred me after I said the mullet was not cut correctly.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.896410 del
>>896408
>dairy intolerant
You are not.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.896411 del
>>896408
>dairy free
What do they use instead?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.896412 del
>>896408
Ribbed for her pleasure?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.896413 del
>>896411
Bull semen


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.896414 del
@Monk


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.896415 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.896416 del
>>896414
Not unless I can be a Christmas casual at AWS


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.896417 del
>>896415
That's not real. Just drink more of it and you'll climatise to it.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.896418 del
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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.896419 del
>>896417
Should I? How long would it take?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.896420 del
>>896418
>pea protein
>carrot, lemon, apple
<vanilla flavour


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.896421 del
>>896418
Seems not too bad


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.896422 del
>>896418
Mostly water.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.896423 del
This is all very funny. The vril aryan is lactose intollerant.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.896424 del
>>896418
>locust


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.896425 del
>>896372
Short version: don't use it at all. Just use a mix of fish sauce and corn flour.

Oyster sauce is not a traditional product, it's a trash product made of sugar, corn and salt, and often contains so many chemicals the government ordered a series of emergency food recalls.
For virtually all day to day Asian cooking fish sauce is cheaper and just as good, if you could tell the difference you wouldn't buy an artificial oyster sauce anyway.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.896426 del
>The joint Australia New Zealand Food Authority (ANZFA) said it had taken emergency action to amend its food standards code to set a limit for 3-MCPD in soy sauce of 0.02 milligrams per kilogram, in line with European Commission standards that came into force in the EU in April 2002.
Now I think they have a fully artificial product which is safe, but that just means you're paying four dollars for 20c of fish sauce mixed with corn slurry.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.896427 del
>>896408
>dairy intolerant
ausneets has a whites only policy, you're going to have to leave.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.896428 del
>>896427
What about abos?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.896429 del
>>896425
I didn't know that about oyster sauce. I'll stop eating it


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.896430 del
>>896428
The only boongs who can figure out how to use a computer are the white boongs, so the problem solves itself.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.896431 del
>>896430
I knew an abo that could use a computer He used it to look up pictures of weed


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.896432 del
>>896431
Webby Wanganeen


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.896433 del
>>896311
lel at the rape exclusion zone around Perth


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.896434 del
>>896349
>>896341
>>896340
>>896338
>>896331
>>896328
>>896318
>>896311
Well adventure'd. Lovely photos. Great to hear from you again.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.896435 del
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fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.896436 del
>>896435
gay shark bit nurmo


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.896437 del
>>896435
Maybe call an ambulance.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.896438 del
>>896435
Goodbye neet.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.896439 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w [Embed]


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.896440 del
>>896435
Crikey NEET what happened?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.896441 del
>>896435
What happened?
Yesterday I nicked a piece from the nail of my index finger with a chisel. Great fun. Did not hurt much, but it has that testicle shrinking property to it. Feels uncomfortable.
As for your problem, try to clean out those cuts, it looks like there are some dark stuff under the skin at some places.
Is the foamy thing the hydrogen peroxide? I use iodine.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.896442 del
>>896441
What task were you doing with a chisel big fella?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.896443 del
>>896442
Hopefully writing a stone tablet apology to Weber.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.896444 del
>>896443
Well bantered.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.896445 del
>>896442
I was chiseling my wood ofc.

>>896443
You want me to use chisel on Weber's tablet? Now that sounds rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.896446 del
>>896442
He was torturing rude neets.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.896447 del
>>896446
No wonder he hurt his own finger then.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.896448 del
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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.896449 del
>896435
>laughingblackman.jpeg


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.896450 del
>>896448
Make that stone tablet for Weber.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.896451 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.896452 del
>>896450
He's moved on.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.896453 del
>>896450
You can stop with the guilt trip. I don't feel any regret for telling people to go back to reddit, 4chan, stormfront or whatever.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.896454 del
>>896435
lol at the clothes horse


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.896455 del
>>896453
I think you should go back to the steppe.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.896456 del
>>896432
Local mob


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.896457 del
>>896435
Nasty. Garn scar up. Nicely cleaned though.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.896458 del
>>896441
>testicle shrinking property


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896459 del
Last coffee for reals.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896460 del
>>896457
How would he have done it do you reckon?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896461 del
>>896459
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.896462 del
>>896453
Stauch Hun with shrunken testicles.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896463 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896464 del
>>896455
Grassland?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896465 del
>>896460
Chain come off, or a metal whipper snipper.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.896466 del
>>896459
You always say that.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.896467 del
>>896465
Is that why he is leg is partially shaved?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.896468 del
>>896460
Fighting the Moon spiders.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.896469 del
>>896467
Lycra afficionado


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.896470 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.896471 del
>>896460
He's the Flying Dutchman.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.896472 del
Possum would be Elwood.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.896473 del
I haven't watched porn this month. I'm at maybe two weeks total?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.896474 del
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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.896475 del
The jejunum is the second part of the small intestine in humans and most other higher vertebrates, including mammals, reptiles, and birds. Its lining is specialized for the absorption by enterocytes of small nutrient molecules which have been previously digested by enzymes in the duodenum.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.896476 del
>>896473
nearly


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.896477 del
>>896476
I started a bit before this month started.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.896478 del
>>896475
>duodenum.
Sounds rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.896479 del
big rape


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.896480 del
Fifth glass of cordial.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.896481 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.896482 del
>>896481
It is bloody not.
It's Cottee's lime.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896483 del
>>896458
You know when you need to cringe when someone tells you about some gruesome wound.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896484 del
>>896481
Shut up fuckhead


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896485 del
Went to woolies, checked out the rollmop aisle, but lost my nerve and didn't buy a jar. They're just too weird looking, like specimens preserved in a science lab.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.896486 del
>>896482
Alrighty then


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.896487 del
>>896484
Better carve some stone tablet apology now.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.896488 del
>>896480
you're going to be up all night peeing.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.896489 del
>>896429
Just use fish sauce, which is better anyway.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.896490 del
>>896435
Dog attack? Good call on the hydrogen peroxide. I can see fat so you better take a taxi to the hospital and get a few stitches.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.896491 del
>>896490
dog teeth puncture not slice


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.896492 del
We need a new thread NEETs, I can't make it.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.896493 del


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.896494 del
>>896490
Look at how they are roughly parallel and spaced like that. He lost a fight with a bike chain.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.896495 del
>>896490
>I can see fat
There is no need to be rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.896496 del
>>896494
He's a master of chains and lubing them. I have my doubts.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.896497 del
>>896485
Sounds vile.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.896498 del
>>896492
Then all is lost.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.896499 del
>>896491
Not enough bruising for a dog but I couldn't really think what else would have done that.
>>896494
Maybe he kicked someone who had a knife and got stabbed repeatedly. You might cop cuts like that on a bike if you came up against a barrier, but that many?
>>896495
No but serious comment, if the cut is that deep it just won't close over so you need stitches even if it's not bleeding badly.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.896500 del
>>896494
Sounds plausible.
Still no report from him. Did he pass out?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.896501 del
>>896500
>Did he pass out?
RIP.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.896502 del
>>896500
He lost 30L blood, he'll be out till morning.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.896503 del
>>896499
Look at the cuts nearest his knee. You can see the spacing and alternation of the teeth. He then lifted his leg causing the irregular and more vertical cuts.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.896504 del
>>896501
I agree. Any neets impersonating him from this post on should be banned.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.896505 del
>>896484
How rude.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.896506 del
>>896503
You have a keen eye for the Dutch people. Have you considered learning Dutch in his memory?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.896507 del
It could have happened days ago.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.896508 del
I do not understand this Dutch meme.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.896509 del
>>896483
Shrunken and wounded?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.896510 del
>>896508
me either


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.896511 del
I thought Weber was Italian.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.896512 del
>>896508
It's a complicated language.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.896513 del
>>896508
Nuro's awful spelling resembles Dutch at times.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.896514 del
Nuro is my Dutch uncle.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.896515 del
>>896514
I'll give you a Dutch oven.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.896516 del
Need to piss.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.896517 del
>>896516
All that cordial.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.896518 del
>>896517
Such is life.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.896519 del
>>896517
We told him, but he didn't listen.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.896520 del
Is Weber still not back?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.896521 del
>>896520
I don't think he's coming back, he's got plenty of things to occupy his time rather than post here.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.896522 del
>>896520
He is waiting at the base of the mountain worshipping a golden Cruisey.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.896523 del
>>896512
You mean coomplicated.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.896524 del
If only I had tucked him in.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.896525 del
>>896503
Possible but it's hard to see what would have been repeatedly impacted without also causing blunt force trauma.
Note the bruising on the inside of the incision. Indicating it was made from the inside outwards, consistent with bike


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.896526 del
We need that new thread made.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.896527 del
>>896524
Now you finally understand.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.896528 del
>>896526
It's too late we're not going to make the choppah.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.896529 del
>>896523
Well Dutched


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.896530 del
>>896527
One duck restaurant visit


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.896531 del
>>896524
Buy a packet of Chux in his memory.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.896532 del
>>896511
He is clearly of a harsh northern european temperament.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.896533 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CART


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.896534 del
fuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.896535 del
What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.896536 del
Arse and hole


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.896537 del
Bum and Poo


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.896540 del
>>896533
Thinks were better back when we had nuro piloting the choppah from thread to thread.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.896541 del
fin


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.896542 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.896543 del
>>896530
That's all it would have taken.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.896544 del
diet cordial


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.896545 del



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