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NEET General #882 - Shredded Ham Edition NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No. 896538
If only you knew how Dutch things could be

OLD: >>895526


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.896539 del
Good thread NEET. Thank you.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.896546 del
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Filthy Yakubian apes


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.896547 del
A table for two at the hogwarts cafe.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.896548 del
>>896547
Your mum has hogwarts.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.896549 del
tru dat!


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.896550 del
>>896538
The dutch are the tallest and most intelligence country in the world. They are enormously competent, blond and nearly conquered the world except the sneaky anglos took it away from them. They are the true nordic master race. Don't denigrate them by comparing them with backwards slavs.


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3 names totaling 18 characters


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Used to have a dutch boss, I hated that guy.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.896555 del
it's my bedtime neets, garn sleep, be good now


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.896556 del
>>896553
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September 12 โ€“ B. J. Vorster becomes the new Prime Minister of South Africa.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.896557 del
The Dutch are degenerates.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.896558 del
>>896555
Night.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.896560 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GqPntZfiGG0 [Embed]


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.896561 del
>>896557
The V.O.C. would have been heroin barges and stolen micronesian womens while trading cloves. Would've been awesome. Three frigate mogging party against portugese cryptokikes and their catholicism, blowing them to hell and collecting booty.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.896562 del
>>896559
>hilarious


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.896563 del
>>896553
Well memed.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.896564 del
>>896555
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.896565 del
>>896562
peanits


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.896566 del
fart in that bitches mouth as she eats your arse


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.896567 del
>>896566
we're not dutch


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.896568 del
>>896567
your are


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.896569 del
>>896567
Well bantered.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.896570 del
Itโ€™s over


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.896571 del
>>896570
What has happened NEET?


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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.896573 del
>>896572
I do not like the look of that chicken burger pizza ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•.


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>>896574
M e too


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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.896577 del
>>896483
Literal woman


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.896578 del
thinking about ordering burger king one last time before moving to the village


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.896579 del
They've taken over the word goon wtf we need to take it back!
>>896578
KFC, fresh not frozen


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.896580 del
I think my 'manic episodes' might just be huge spikes in adrenalin and cortisol


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>>896576


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NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.896583 del
>>896538
How?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.896584 del
Call in


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.896585 del
Sober until night time


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.896586 del
>>896584

1-800-867-5309


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>>896582


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.896589 del
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>>896587


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.896590 del
>>896587
This note was found wrapped around a clogger which had been hurled through Cruisey's window.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.896591 del
>>896590
One ride on the cockle train could've saved him.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.896592 del
Rape talks consent walks


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.896593 del
Any update on shark attack neet?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.896595 del
>>896593
We might need to call the numbers on his business card and check on him.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.896596 del
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Need to get a wriggle on.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.896597 del
They should kill the protesters with the new weapon tech


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.896598 del
>>896596
>>896584
Last chance


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.896599 del
>>896594
>it's fake
lol what an idoit


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.896600 del
mording


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.896601 del
>>896597
deepfakes of protestors having dinner in high-class restaurants with Chris Pyne.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.896602 del
>>896601
Deepfakes of Chris Pyne having gay bumsex in the parliament house prayer room


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.896603 del
I hope the hospital lets Nuro watch the presidential debate


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.896604 del
>>896603
Watching the debate while eating a Guzman y Gomez and a hot nurse washes his peanus. Absolute kino.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.896605 del
>>896604
he shaved his balls for this very moment


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.896606 del
>>896604
drastic measures to keep the rest of us safe


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This week on womboflix we have a truly kino line-up.

On Friday we celebrate Friday the 13th with the classic horror masterpiece Psycho (1960)

On Saturday night we have peak 80s kino with Tom Cruise in Top Gun (1986)

Then on Sunday we have Southpark - Bigger, Longer, And Uncut (2001)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.896609 del
>>896596
Spend the day in bed.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.896610 del
Could a Melbourne neet drop into the defence expo and grab me 30kg missiles please. (I'll pay you back next cenno day)


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.896611 del
>>896600
Morning neet.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.896612 del
>>896610
>Protesters throw poo at cops in wild clash
Good luck to that NEET.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.896613 del
ARNOTT'S TimTamTM DELUXE CAFE LATTE are not very nice.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.896614 del
I still consumed all eight of them for breakfast however.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.896615 del
>>896614
Not good enough neet. Finish the packet.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.896616 del
>>896615
That was the packet. Deluxe TimTams only come as 8. Regular ones are 11 I think.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.896617 del
>>896613
It' snot.
Neets should avoid the Avalanche Coffee brand stuff as well even if it's on sale, as the artificial sweetener is a full-tier laxative.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.896618 del
>>896617
oh I was thinking about the timtam coffee latte sachets, which are also not very nice.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.896619 del
>>896599
Apparently the video is, but it's from a real photo.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.896620 del
>>896614
Now you wont have any for later.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.896621 del
Cow and I giggling at protesters. He thinks they should all be shot.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.896622 del
>>896621
>be shot
They're in the right place for it.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:42 [Preview] No.896623 del
>>896620
I have a packet of Scotch Fingers.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.896624 del
>>896623
chocolate dipped ones?


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.896625 del
10 in the morning, still haven't managed that all important first poo of the day


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.896626 del
>>896624
No.


NEET 09/10/2024 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.896627 del
Might buy some scotch finger biscuits and dip them in melted chocolate, sounds yummy.


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NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.896629 del
>>896625
>>896617


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.896630 del
>>896629
>>896628


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.896631 del
Morning. Sunny day at the wage


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.896632 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.896633 del
\o


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.896634 del
ffs


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.896635 del
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Ok, sugared up, back in my lane, confident, ambitious. Might put some music on and do some work.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.896636 del
>>896622
Melbourne?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.896637 del
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It cut himself because he finally came to the realisation that troomp is a kike
MIGA


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.896638 del
>>896636
yes


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:25 [Preview] No.896639 del
>>896638
Wonder if Monk is there, looking all fashy and chatting up the Malay hippy chicks.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.896640 del
Wonder what would happen if he got called out for being a Jew.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.896641 del
Wonder if the photo of him picking up horse poo will prevent him from joining the kibbutz.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:39 [Preview] No.896642 del
>>896640
>>896641
Are we still talking ablut Monk?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.896643 del
Noticed my empty vitamin jar doesn't have a silica thing in it, hope I didn't swallow it by accident.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.896644 del
>>896643
You'll be fine, it will help get rid of any fluid build up you have.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.896645 del
>>896643
Although your poos might look like sheeps poo for awhile.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.896646 del
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>if you don't vote for me israel won't exist in two years


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.896648 del
What if Weber drove to Queensland in his Corvette (wearing NASA space nappies) and attacked Nuro?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.896649 del
>>896646
Letting Israel fall would be allowing Islam to take it and they'd ruin it all. It'll be another Byzantium. We should rip the band aid off and invade Egypt, Syria, Iran and Turkey and put puppets in them all. Ragheads only destroy, they cant govern.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.896650 del
>>896649
Why invade? Just let the middle-east eat itself and contain anything trying to escape it.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.896651 del
>>896650
Because they set their oil fields on fire. Wasting our assets.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.896652 del
>>896651
Australia, North America, Russia, etc all have massive oil fields.


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>>896649
Kikes destroyed white race, I hope they all get raped to death, fuck you.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.896654 del
>>896648
I like to think he took the Corvette into space to save the trapped astronauts.


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>>896654


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.896656 del
>>896649
Turkey will cease to be a cuntry by 2030
t. Saint Paisios


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.896657 del
>>896649
The best possible option is that the kikes in Israel are all killed and that the ragheads get nuked by them.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.896658 del
>>896655
Delet this NOW


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NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.896660 del
>>896657
except their Samson Option is to nuke everybody including their so-called allies


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>>896351


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.896662 del
>>896652
We want theirs.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No.896663 del
>>896653
Kikes will survive the white race. They are beyond genetics.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.896664 del
>>896656
I hope so. Us giving those two faced fucks the Hagia Sophia was one of the worst things that the collective Western Christian culture have ever done. Submissive cunts after momentary praise.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.896665 del
>>896660
Jordan, Egypt, Turkeyand the UAE are not their allies. They deserve bombing for being fence sitters.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.896666 del
chosen get
fuck palestine


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.896667 del
Offered two jobs, woe


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.896668 del
>>896665
By allies I meant USA, UK, Australia, etc. The whole premise of their Samson Option is "if we can't live, nobody else will either".


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.896669 del
>>896667
Your future awaits you neet.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.896670 del
hitler big gay


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.896671 del
>>896667
Shutdown computer, shutdown phone
Come see me NOW


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.896672 del
That pedo from 4chan is posting his pedo shit in the catalog


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.896673 del
>>896663
Ok, kike.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.896674 del
foid at the gym asked me how many sets i had left on the assisted dip machine. does she wanna fugg?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.896675 del
>>896674
Sounds like it.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.896676 del
there's no race but the white race


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.896677 del
>>896671
On this day I shall accept your invitation


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.896678 del
>>896668
Theyre not aimed at those allies. Saudi Arabia would probably get it, which is US but not really


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.896679 del
Calling HR witch about an afternoon shift job


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.896680 del
I am switching to half decaf/half real coffee. Planning to transition off the stuff entirely.
Have to deal with this high blood pressure issue.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.896681 del
>>896679
Tell her I said hi.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.896682 del
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NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.896683 del
Had a look at the scott whatever home lottery house in Glenelg.
I didn't think it was that great.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.896684 del
>>896683
How many tickets did you buy?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.896685 del
>>896680
You need to be adding sugar to the coffee. Caffeine increases energy consumption in the cells and without the glucose you will trigger a cortisol response in order to activate glycogen release from the liver.
Using sugar to reduce cortisol means you can have a smoother, less jittery effect from the caffeine.


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>>896683
You should have taken him to see it.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.896687 del
>>896685
I have two sugars per cup.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.896688 del
>>896613
Saw a few packs of 'Jatz' flavour that were reduced to clear.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.896689 del
>>896688
You weren't tempted?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.896690 del
>>896689
I'm waiting for when the Cadbury Jatz flavoured block chocolate is on sale.


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>>896689
No. Already had one meme product in the basket.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.896692 del
>>896691
Did you really get them?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.896693 del
>>896608
It's a while I saw the South Park movie.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.896694 del
>>896692
Only because they were half price ($2.50).


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.896695 del
>>896694
We will need a review please.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.896696 del
I sometimes get the Thins light and tangy flavour. Tastes okay.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.896697 del
Thins are expensive these days


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.896698 del
>>896697
>Thins
Things*


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.896699 del
Half Price special still seems high for a lot of things now.
Like the half price is just what the full price was three years ago.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.896700 del
>>896699
I check the Reject Shop for toiletries and things first now, because (for example) you can get the same brand mouthwash for a third or half the price of Woolworths and Coles. Downside is the Reject Shop website is useless so you need to go in store.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.896701 del
>>896679
>woman in management
It's over


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.896702 del
Had a nap. Haing a durry while listening to cagies travel from their cages in cages


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.896703 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p6Y19nSPvC4 [Embed]


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Got a headache as soon as I started my first exercise at the gym. Had to leave shortly after.
Not sure what caused it. Shouldn't be lack of carbs because its never happened before. Caffeine/sugar maybe, had 3 coffees this morning. Alcohol withdrawal maybe? Only day 2 of wagon.
Got a message from a recruiter on LinkedIn again.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.896705 del
>>896704
>Only day 2 of wagon
There is an adjustment period. You have to detox. Push through it. Try again tomorrow.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:30 [Preview] No.896706 del
>>896699
Woolies seem to think a 5% discount gets the wise neet's attention. It doesn't.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.896707 del
More bites on my legs.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.896708 del
>>896707
Time to get the surface spray out and go crazy.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.896709 del
>>896702
comfy


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.896710 del
>>896707
Not long until the eggs hatch.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.896711 del
Fucking worthless day, can't seem to make any progress on anything.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.896712 del
>>896682
I used to look like that before I got obese.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.896713 del
>>896712
You looked good NEET.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.896714 del
>>896693
But you never forget it.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.896715 del
>>896711
(you) need some go gas!


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.896716 del
>>896715
He needs some Hi-Octane.


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God windows is a dumpster fire these days. They need to get rid of the pajeet in charge and send him back to uber driving.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.896718 del
>>896703
Gradually becoming a lolcow


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.896719 del
>>896711
Hypothyroidism


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.896720 del
SBS World Movies
White Tiger
7:30PM - 9:30PM
Set at the fierce height of the conflict in WWII, amid the brutal winter of the Eastern Front, a war-ravaged hero sets out on a perilous mission to confront the legendary White Tiger.
Action | Russia | 2012 | M


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.896721 del
>>896717
Windows is a virus


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.896722 del
>>896707
What did you do to upset the shark, Nuro?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.896723 del
>>896722
He jumped it.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.896724 del
Weber the bins have to go out tomorrow morning.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.896725 del
I've been cutting off the labels and cutting in half my empty cola bottles to fuck with the old mate who goes through everyone's bins on bin night.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.896726 del
>>896725
Rig your bin with a fire cracker


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.896727 del
>>896720
Couple of goodies on tonight. The Iceman and I Am Legend.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.896728 del
>>896725
Are they no good to recyclers if they're not in one piece?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.896729 del
I don't mind when people shove shit in my bin, better than them littering. Usually share house mongs


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.896730 del
Even Indian rubbish smells extra bad. Keep away from my bin Pajeet.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.896731 del
>>896725
>empty cola bottles
I just put those straight into my normal bin now, council can separate them when it gets to the dump.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.896732 del
>>896727
Yrah, gonna watch iml, haven't seen it in a while


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.896733 del
watching a youtube


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.896734 del
>>896727
>I Am Legend
there is a NIGGER in it


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.896735 del
>>896728
You can't get 10c for them


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.896736 del
>>896729
It's what bins are for. There is no gradient in rubbish, it's all just rubbish and ny bin will do.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.896737 del
>>896734
Sounds like you.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.896738 del
>>896737
>getting defensive over niggers


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.896739 del
>>896738
Indeed it's you.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.896740 del
>>896736
Bad home attitude. Ignorant and anti-social.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.896741 del
>>896739
What point are you trying to make?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.896742 del
>>896741
That you are a nigger.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.896743 del
>>896739
If it's not you, it must be me.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.896744 del
>>896742
I'm white, unlike you


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.896745 del
>>896742
That's exactly what a racist would say.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.896746 del
>>896744
>>896738
>>896741
>>896734
We have a low quality NEET here.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.896747 del
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>>896744
>I'm white


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.896748 del
>>896747
poorly bantered


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.896749 del
>>896746
>>896737


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.896750 del
>>896724
Yes. Thank you.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.896751 del
>>896747
kek


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.896752 del
>>896750
You're alive! Praise Dan!


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.896753 del
Wasted the day which is a shame as the last few were good. Going to go for a walk and then do some housework.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.896754 del
>>896747
Kek.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.896755 del
I LOVE Webby!


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.896756 del
>>896754
nigger


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.896757 del
>>896756
How's the weather over there?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.896758 del
>>896757
Bet it's dry.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.896759 del
Do any of you have a fleshlight or something like that?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.896760 del
Eating eggs seriously delays my hunger


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.896761 del
>>896759
Used to, got sick of cleaning it and it broke down
>>896760
I love eggs, committing to eating them every day again


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.896762 del
>>896761
> and it broke down
You don't know your own strength.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.896763 del
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>>896759
I wish.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.896764 del
>>896746
>NEET

It's something far worse.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.896765 del
>>896761
Should've repurposed it. >>896761


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.896766 del
I fucking love niggers so much it's unreal!


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.896767 del
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>>896766
Why were none of tough questions asked in the debate?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.896768 del
>>896736
Mong solidarity, miss bin night, leave bin out all week, use other people's bins. Normies seething.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.896769 del
>>896740
Only the best rubbish for this NEETs dumpster


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.896770 del
>>896759
I have Possum


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.896771 del
>>896770
Vile.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.896772 del
Managed to get the raw chicken out of the bathtub, can now shit in the toilet instead of the wheelie bin.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.896773 del
>>896772
Things are heading in the right direction NEET.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.896774 del
>>896770
This is why possum no longer posts here.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.896775 del
>>896772
Your life sounds complicated. How's the stew today?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.896776 del
>>896772
Just wait until the cat shits in the shower again.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.896777 del
>>896775
Hope he's not cooking the chicken.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.896778 del
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NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.896779 del
>>896777
big chunder


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.896780 del
>>896778
That's a man.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.896781 del
>>896780
r u sur?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.896782 del
wish numpty would post an update


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.896783 del
>>896781
He's got a big set of NEET testicles.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.896784 del
>>896780
Wishful thinking, fag


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.896785 del
>>896782
He's gone, whizzing in the afterlife.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.896786 del
>>896734
We watched an earlier version of it on womboflix with charlton heston, made back in the 70s before the world went to shit.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.896787 del
>>896786
the good one


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.896788 del
>>896786
Very good one.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.896789 del
>>896786
The best one.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.896790 del
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NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.896791 del
>>896790
365kg?!
dayum indeed


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.896792 del
dancing little lemon lady will always get a smile outta me


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.896793 del
>>896792
It is good that you can still smile despite your hardships NEET.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.896794 del
Ok, last assignment finally uploaded and submitted. This has dragged on for ages. Gonna have some camomile, because I desevere it.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.896795 del
>>896794
Indeed you do neet.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.896796 del
>>896794
Feinding for it


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.896797 del
>>896790
She just needs to do sumo stomps. About 500 a day.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.896798 del
drinking a mother before gym


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.896799 del
>>896794
Well done NEET. You're going to make it.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.896800 del
>>896798
sugar free?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.896801 del
>>896797
She'd need a ladder to get out of the crater.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.896802 del
>>896798
Good move. Should have you ready for a big session.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.896803 del
>>896801
Kek.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.896804 del
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>>896685
This is why I love coca cola and chocolate so much in combination, just gives you that buzz. And sadly, that bulk.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.896805 del
There's an equatorial plasma bubble on my arse.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.896806 del
Might


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.896807 del
>>896805
Well next time wipe properly.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.896808 del
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Looked like they were having a group wank.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.896809 del
Disgusted by the lack of new history videos on youtube tonight. I know I'm not paying them. I know I'm not even watching the ads. But still, I deserve better.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.896810 del
>>896809
What's your favourite era of history?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.896811 del
I am watching the new documentary on The Sopranos.
It shows the actors auditioning for their roles and other behind the scenes stuff.
I might have to stop watching. The mystique might be better left intact.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.896812 del
>>896809
It fucks me off every morning when I open YouTube and only 8 or 9 of the channels I have subscribed to have released videos and of those maybe 2 are worth clicking.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.896813 del
>>896810
bronze age


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.896814 del
>>896813
I heard it collapsed.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.896815 del
might go to bed


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.896816 del
>>896812
Absolutely disgraceful isn't it? Back when I was a kid I could be guaranteed an exciting early morning cartoon session with my cocoa pops before school. Now we can't even get a fucking youtube video that's worth watching. And I don't even have coco pops anymore. TFW


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.896817 del
>>896815
Might wish you good night.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.896818 del
>>896811
I'd leave that alone.
Dont watch any Gandolfini ? movies, they all suck. He makes me think of Tina Fay


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.896819 del
>>896818
Apparently he was a shithead to work with too


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.896820 del
Enough Said

It was Joulia Loius Dreyfus.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.896821 del
He still wonโ€™t tuck me in


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.896822 del
>>896819
How many years did it go for


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.896823 del
>>896821
Couldve saved him.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.896824 del
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NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.896825 del
>>896824
I want to try those oreos.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.896826 del
>>896818
>Gandolfini ? movies
Yeah he didn't really do much of note outside the Sopranos.
I watched a romantic comedy he was in with Elaine from Seinfeld. It was very average.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.896827 del
pulled up my hoodie, going to snug and warm in my bed


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.896828 del
>>896827
I will be in to tuck you in shortly.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.896829 del
>>896828
Oh so he gets tucked in but not me. Typical.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.896830 del
>>896825
Dunk some regular ones in a glass of Coke?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.896831 del
Had maccas for dindins only a few hours ago, the large coke I had must be keeping me awake. I do love me cokes.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.896832 del
>>896831
>maccas for dindins
What did you have NEET? The quarter pounder?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.896833 del
>>896818
How is your leg?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.896834 del
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>>896833


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.896835 del
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Opened the app today hoping for that 10 piece deal but got shafted with the 2 zinger boigs one instead.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 13:51 [Preview] No.896836 del
>>896835
Hopefully you have better luck tomorrow NEET. I will light a candle for you.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.896837 del
>>896818
The remake of 12 Angry Men is good.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.896838 del
>>896837
Would it be a good candidate for womboflix do you think?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.896839 del
>>896836
Appreciate it but I think I'm stuck that one only until the next round of 'targeted' deals rolls through..


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.896840 del
>>896839
Their algorithm is discriminating.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.896841 del
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.896842 del
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>>896841
Night


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.896843 del
>>896838
Sure. Will it be voted in tho?

>>896841
Night fella.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.896844 del
>>896759
I melted mine because it attracted a demon


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 19:40 [Preview] No.896845 del
forgot that yesterday was the 23rd annivesary of the 9/11 wtc attacks, let us celebrate diversity!


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.896846 del
Might try to get high on nutmeg today.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.896847 del
>>896833
Welty.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.896848 del
Big dog wank


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.896849 del
>>896845
You can watch the HD videos here, big planes and big buildings smashing eachother in the hot sun.
https://m.youtube.com/@WTCFOIAVideos


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.896850 del
harrum,ph


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.896851 del
>>896850
Bin day calendar website potential.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.896852 del
Happy 9/11


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.896853 del
>>896852
that was yesterday you mong


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.896854 del
Coughing. Very uncasserole.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.896855 del
>>896853
5:29โ€ฏpm
Wednesday, 11 September 2024 (GMT-4)
Time in Washington, DC, USA
4:29โ€ฏpm Chicago (GMT-5)
3:29โ€ฏpm Denver (GMT-6)
2:29โ€ฏpm Phoenix (GMT-7)
2:29โ€ฏpm Los Angeles (GMT-7)
1:29โ€ฏpm Anchorage (GMT-8)
11:29โ€ฏam Honolulu (GMT-10)


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.896856 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=syDaA1tHR5c [Embed]


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.896857 del
Nightmares, woe


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.896858 del
>>896857
I used to have nightmares a lot, about spiders or tornadoes or aliens, now hardly ever.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.896859 del
>>896858
How did you achieve this?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.896860 del
>>896859
dunno, think I'm kinda brain damaged


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.896861 del
Apparently it is R U ALRIGHT Day today.
I'm pretty fucking far from ALRIGHT.
Stupid ting-tong bitch at Woolies squashed my vanilla slice when she packed the bag.
I took my hoodie off to eat it (the vanilla slice not the hoodie) I dropped some custard on my Hakenkreuz pendant.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.896862 del
Still no action from the back section.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.896863 del
>>896862
You need some prunes.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.896864 del
9/11, the day DBZ wasn't on
>>896861
Go back the the bitch and say you're not OK


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.896865 del
Cow reckons the sunrise hosts are having an affair. Nat is a hottie. Just watched her attempt the world record for most high 5s in a row.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.896866 del
>>896861
Those charity things are the worst. I helped run an ruok day years ago and 80% of proceeds went back to them to pay for business expenses and the following years advertising. Scum fucks.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.896867 del
>>896866
Yeah pretty much all of the major charities here operate like that.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.896868 del
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Brooke was the best. She left 9 to go study at Oxford in England and is abo. Can't stand the whore with the chin


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.896869 del
This sunrise shit razzes me up more than pol bait. Want more footage of protesters getting manhandled and capsicum sprayed.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.896870 del
>>896868
I used to wank to tiki fullarton and emma alberici


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.896871 del
>>896869
Cops claimed yesterday they had acid chucked at them, yet there is no video of photos of melted cops on the footpath.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.896872 del
>>896871
They said "mild acid". Was probably vinegar


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.896873 del
Who was the one on channel 10?
Sandy someone.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.896874 del
>>896871
That cunt who threw horse poo should've been chucked off the bridge.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.896875 del
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What are we up to this morning neets?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.896876 del
The cops should've just shot at them non stop with rubber bullets until they fucked off


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.896877 del
>>896875
Sitting around ;)


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.896878 del
>>896875

Bludging in a remote learning tafe class, hanging with my neetbros on ausneets, heating up a quiche for second breakfast. Might have a cheeky vodka for morning tea.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.896879 del
>>896876
It was the largest protest in melbourne since the 90s. Where are these protests organised?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.896880 del
>>896879
Uuum we forgetting covid protests?


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.896881 del
>>896875
Running speed tests


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.896882 del
Might follow up the quiche with some italian made apple strudel, I'm a growing boy and need my food.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.896883 del
>>896875
cutting code


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.896884 del
>>896882
Having a Cornish pastie for lunch and chiggen tacos for dinner.


NEET 09/11/2024 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.896885 del
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Writing hundreds of lines of C and compulsively checking the output of Valgrind to ensure there are no memory leaks. Add some more code that calls getgrnam() and discover a memory leak in glibc. Good one Ricardo Stallmanus, you creepy retard.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.896886 del
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>>896885
Imagine beefing with rms


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.896887 del
>>896884
Yummo


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.896888 del
>>896861
>R U ALRIGHT
>>896860


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.896889 del
>>896874
That was hilarious.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.896890 del
Heading down to dan's for some morning refreshment, can I get you gentlemen anything?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.896891 del
>>896890
Spring lamb


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.896892 del
>>896890
A six pack of Kopparberg Hard Ginger and a $25 bottle of cabernet sauvignon please.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.896894 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.896895 del
>>896893
When the BO has a chat with you about your low quality posts.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.896896 del
Going to be taking magnesium glycinate after each meal for the next 7 days to alleviate symptoms of major depression


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.896897 del
>>896896
Hope it helps neet.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.896898 del
>>896896
Nothing is going to cure you of the depression of living in a country full of indians.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.896899 del
>>896896
Good luck NEET, let us know how you go.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.896900 del
>>896878
>heating up a quiche for second breakfast
the family size?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.896901 del
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Last full result I got, now everytime I run a test my vpn drops when it starts the upload test for some reason.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.896902 del
>>896901
Whirlpool will be able to tell you why that happens with your VPN.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.896903 del
>>896895
?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.896904 del
>>896875
Beer and wine


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.896905 del
>>896878
What new skills are we acquiring?


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>>896905
>new skills


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.896907 del
>>896890
Some jap gin thnx


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.896908 del
>>896903
Low test


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.896909 del
Monk should do the remote learning thing to earn edubux instead of the job at the bottle recycling place. He could start drinking at 9 in the morning.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.896910 del
>>896894
Marnin' cobba


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.896911 del
>>896909
He should get into ai, would be cruisy as fuck


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.896912 del
>>896911
he could do remote learning while looking for a remote work cloud engineer job


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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.896914 del
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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:30 [Preview] No.896915 del
>>896896
Low mag


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.896916 del
>>896914
Very nice photo.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.896917 del
>>896901
Holy smokes!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.896918 del
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Tomorrow night on womboflix will be the psychological horror film Psycho (1960) - the story of a secretary on the run for embezzlement who takes refuge at a secluded California motel owned by a repressed man and his overbearing mother.

On the weekend will be Top Gun (1986) and Southpark - Bigger Longer and Uncut (1999)


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.896920 del
>>896885
i've always wanted a pet goat


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.896921 del
>>896918
Dry.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.896922 del
>>896918
Is that salt on the surface?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.896923 del
>tfw no 2015 Volkswagen caddy van


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.896924 del
>>896919
Maybe
Yes
No


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.896925 del
>>896919
>>896921


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.896926 del
Managed to fuck up and waste the morning, still have the afternoon.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.896927 del
Feckin 4chong killed a good thread before I had a chance to finish reading it.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.896928 del
Sugared coffee and 200mg l-theanine


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.896929 del
>>896927
I have not seen a good thread on 4chong in many years.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.896930 del
>>896928
I cornish pastied and mondstered


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.896931 del
>L-theanine is an amino acid found in tea and some mushrooms. It may help with anxiety, stress, focus, immunity, and sleep, but it can also interact with some medications and caffeine.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.896932 del
Had some sugar and caffeine, feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed now. Might do something with my life.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.896933 del
Can you get sugar in pills that you just swallow so it doesn't rot your teeth but just goes straight to your bloodstream?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.896934 del
>>896933
I put the sugar cubes straight up my bum.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.896935 del
Yup, gonna try swallowing no-doze and whole sugar cubes, got a feeling this will be the turning point of my life, the inflection point where I finally get it together.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.896936 del
Might gar a drunken HJ's run. You neets want any whoppers?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.896937 del
>>896936
You better not be drink driving.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.896938 del
>>896936
One DUI thanks.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.896939 del
>>896937
Nothing wrong with drink driving


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.896940 del
>>896929
I like the variety of feed pics on /ck


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.896941 del
>>896933
Drink soft drink through a straw and brush ya teeth ffs.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.896942 del
>>896939
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.896943 del
>>896941
>ffs
you sound like such a faggot when you type that


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.896944 del
>>896942
there's objectively nothing wrong with drunk driving


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.896945 del
Celebrating scoubidous


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.896946 del
>>896941
>ffs.
Wrong tone for here. Improve your posting NEET.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.896947 del
>>896946
you're expecting a bit too much from him


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:24 [Preview] No.896948 del
>>896936
I used to get 2-whoppers-for-$5 vouchers before my life went so wrong.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.896949 del
>>896948
..and then in like the space of two years, a single whopper became like $12. fume.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.896950 del
>>896936
Smokey double angus meal please, large, coke for the drink will be fine. And ask the drive through qt for her number please.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.896951 del
Heading home early. There is too much construction happening at uni. Lots of noise. Woe.
There is a hideous boong baby on the train. It was given a bottle of coke by its mother and is now screaming and carrying on. Very unpleasant. I fear I will get home to find there is noise there for whatever reason.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.896952 del
Second cobbee. Very high energy. Motivated. Not anxious about this recruiter call.
Prepared for anything.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.896953 del
It has a bottle of sprite now and it has gone quiet. Boongs must have high rates of type II diabetes.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.896954 del
>>896953
It sounds thirsty.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.896955 del
>>896953
>Boongs must have high rates of type II diabetes
The percentage of them on kidney dialysis is astonishing.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.896956 del
My neighbour let some thot walking past harvest one of the roses in my front yard.
When she realised she'd been caught in the act she asked him if she could have one. As if his opinion was relevant. It was quite clear he belonged to the house next door and had nothing to do with my roses.
"Oh I don't think NEET would mind" he said to her. I did mind though, very much. I don't really care about the flowers that much but I don't like these random people walking up my driveway and into my garden. Gives me a real scare whenever I hear them so close to my windows. One arsehole was skulking around at 11pm at night a while ago.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.896957 del
>>896943
He pronounces it as fuhfuhssss


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.896958 del
>>896948
I got that today, it was $11.95


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.896959 del
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Mf'ers now want sixteen bucks for a roast chook. Told 'em they were dreamin'.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.896960 del
>>896927
4plebs.org


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.896961 del
>>896936
One snapped off mirror thnx


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.896962 del
>>896956
>>896956
>skulking around at 11pm
Would you like me to stop?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.896963 del
>>896956
>One arsehole was skulking around at 11pm at night a while ago.
Should have raped him again


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.896964 del
>>896959
>sixteen bucks
It would want to be emu size for that price.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.896965 del
>>896959
Who? IGA? Fuck that. You could have got some organic tendies


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.896966 del
>>896959
Fucking good deal on the meat, especially the chops. How are you going to do them? I can see the beef going okay as some nachos.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.896967 del
>>896956
All you can do is keep the gate closed if you have one.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.896968 del
>>896952
I'm on my second monster after my sixth coffee. Get on my level m8. I struggled to pay for my groceries before because my hand was shaking too much to do the paywave thing on the first go.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.896969 del
>>896967
They are probably by the fence. I used to have cunts flogging my flowers all the time for that reason.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.896970 del
I love these bamboo socks and jocks.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.896971 del
I only enjoy cotton because who it's picked by
Makes me feel KING


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.896972 del
>>896943
(You) sound like such a faggot when (you) carry on like a whiny little faggot.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.896973 del
>>896959
I am a bit concerned about the colour of those chops. Cook them today please.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.896974 del
>>896967
>the gate
I don't even have a fence.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.896975 del
>>896970
You look good in them NEET.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.896976 del
>>896973
You'd be a chump not to!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.896977 del
>>896976
idgi


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.896978 del
>>896956
If you were close enough to see and hear this exchange, why didn't you go out and say something?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.896979 del
I am almost finished the first part of this Sopranos documentary. I think I will keep going and watch the other part as well. It is actually quite good.
David Chase is a bit pretentious though. He has been talking about "capitalism" in a very unoriginal way.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.896980 del
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I haven't been to work all week


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.896981 del
Might rewatch Teh Walking Dead series. Big Willy got me fiending for zombies!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.896982 del
>>896978
It would have just caused a scene and been very awkward.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.896983 del
>>896980
Is that you Monk?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.896984 del
>>896981
No spoilers please.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.896985 del
>>896922
Probably. Its near the salt plains.


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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.896987 del
>>896981
>>896981
Eleven fucking seasons!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.896988 del
>>896987
The Colonel's secret recipe.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.896989 del
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>>896983


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.896990 del
>>896929
I like the esoteric mong ones where they rub their balls and skite about knowing more than one another. Some times they get really hot mid wizardry and whip out a sauce or a quote on a picture and hammer it home. Blue team wins, the battle is over.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.896991 del
>>896987
Nah, just the first 2 or three before it all went to shit.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.896992 del
>>896936
They have two new ones on the sign.
I'll have those.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.896993 del
>>896945
Shaggy?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.896994 del
>>896956
These bad home scum want your roses.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.896995 del
>>896956
Neighbour wouldve known you wouldnt want that. What a dick.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.896996 del
>>896979
This can not end well


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.896997 del
>>896994
They have no manners and no impulse control. If they want it they take it.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.896998 del
>>896995
I think he was dazzled by her youth and beauty. He couldn't say no.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.896999 del
>>896997
They think that you wouldnt mind.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.897000 del
>>896998
Why werent you? Pretty girls deserve pretty flowers.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.897001 del
>>897000
Nothing is prettier than good manners and self restraint.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.897002 del
>>897001
I bet she took the most spread out flower, already wilting at the tips but momentarily the sweetest. Pollen stalks displayed, almost run out after spraying it everywhere.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.897003 del
>>897002
Hot!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.897004 del
>>897003
It'll be past it's prime by the time it gets home.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.897005 del
>>897004
Many such cases.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.897006 del
>>896986
I would punch her in the solar plexus and knee her in the goolies.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.897007 del
>>896966
Should get at least 3 good meals out of that beef. Some sort of stir fry, maybe a stew and something simple like steak and eggs. But steak nachos sounds good, topped with that hot sauce and maybe some crispy bacon. Got no sour cream or gaucamole though :(


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.897008 del
>>896990
kek


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.897009 del
Listening to some old skool muzak. Life is sweet if you want it to be. Or you could curl up like a pickled herring and wait for death to come.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.897010 del
Neets what are some good, healthy snacks a dieting neet could have?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.897011 del
You hear what I'm saying Weber?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.897012 del
>>897010
Carrots. Celery sticks. Popcorn (no salt or butter).


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.897013 del
celerey sticks tend to wilt after a few days, but I might get into the carrot game


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.897014 del
>>897011
Keep Weber's name out of your mouth.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.897015 del
From now on webby's name is to be treated with reverence, you are to sacrifice two pepper pies before calling upon him.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.897016 del
>>897013
>celerey sticks tend to wilt after a few days
You need to store them in some water.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.897017 del
>>897014
He and I. Are closer than your nasty stinkin arse will ever be!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.897018 del
>>897009
Hug an onion


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.897019 del
>>897010
You dont need snacks.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.897020 del
Having the rest of the kingstones


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.897021 del
>>897018
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aBcLarzg1Pg [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.897022 del
>>897015
And must tithe him one cornish pastie in atonement every time you take his name in vain.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.897023 del
>>897015
Some say if you eat three pepper pies in a row he will appear behind you.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.897024 del
So much work has been done. And I'm still getting it done.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.897025 del
>>897020
Too rich.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.897026 del
>>897020
Kingstones, meet the Kingstones
They're the modern NEET-age biscuities


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.897027 del
>>896986
Nice man


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.897028 del
>>897010
Nuts


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.897029 del
Need a shower but just gonna wipe myself down with a towel


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.897030 del
>>897029
Have a shower.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.897031 del
https://thehackernews.com/2024/09/new-rambo-attack-uses-ram-radio-signals.html
>>897030
It's the end of the day, I'll have one tomorrow morning


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.897032 del
THE COOK-UP IS ON


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.897033 del
And yes, you can freeze mayo but it will separate once thawed.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.897034 del
>>897032
How many snags?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.897035 del
Why didn't any of you remind me to get milk?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.897036 del
>>897031
We want you to come to bed smelling fresh and sexy and ready for fun.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.897037 del
fuckwit recruiter didnt even call me
i HATE recruiters and i HATE RUOK day


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.897038 del
>>897032
Looking forward to it


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.897039 del
Wanked.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.897040 del
>>897037
Send him a message asking him if he's ok.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.897041 del
Wish I was smoking choof and discussing atlantis with the boys.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.897042 del
>>897037
R U OK?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.897043 del
>>897041
>need drugs to enjoy myself
GAY


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.897044 del
>the britneet is being a prick again


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.897045 del
Dunno what do with this lamb. Might just braise in the oven.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.897046 del
>>897045
you should cover it with rosemary and overcook it


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.897047 del
he done killed 'em all


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.897048 del
>>897020
Are there any physical symptoms of kidneystones? Asking for an imaginary m8.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.897049 del
>>897042
Well bantered.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.897050 del
>>897044
Cry


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.897051 del
>>897046
He should roll it in grass clippings and then fling it in the mini portable oven.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.897052 del
>>897041
Cruisey can you please smoke some choof and record a vocaroo giving your thoughts on atlantis for this neet?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.897053 del
>>897050
Go have a shower


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.897054 del
>>897052
Do not encourage him.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.897055 del
>>897045
Kill it first.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.897056 del
>>897048
Just the usual pain from trying to piss a thumbtack out.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.897057 del
>>897056
That sounds very hard to swallow.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.897058 del
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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.897059 del
>>897057
>>897049


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.897060 del
do niggers really eat cats?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.897061 del
>>897035
Because you're a forgettable NEET. Many such cases.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.897062 del
>>897060
Only on Sundays.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.897063 del
>>897061
I don't even remember who that neet is


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.897064 del
I think this teriyaki sauce has given me asthma


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.897065 del
>>897046
The chops are in the oven on a bed of onion, lemon slices, a few garlic cloves and assorted spices (cumin seed, mustard seed and dried rosemary). Trying to get some colour on the meat before adding any braising liquids.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.897066 del
>>897056
That's a symptom of pissing them out though. Anything building up to that point?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.897067 del
>>897062
Never on Sunday


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.897068 del
It's pissing down!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.897069 del
>>897039
Good for you


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.897070 del
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Uh oh, time to batten down the tarpaulin.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.897071 del
>>897066
Kidney pain, blood in urine, burning pain when you pee, depending if the kidney is blocked you can get extreme tiredness etc plus the possibility of an infection.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.897072 del
>>897054
Telling me no gets me fired up.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.897073 del
>>897072
Don't let NEETs tell you what to do.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.897074 del
>>897072
Don't listen to this neet >>897073


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.897075 del
>>897073
I'll let them tell me twice as hard now.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.897076 del
>>897075
You're making me hard.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.897077 del
>>897074
Oh no.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.897078 del
>>897071
does drinking lots of water make it more likely or less likely?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.897079 del
Can I have a coffee now and then pop a few melatonin at ~10pm to get off to sleep before midnight? Asking for a mate.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.897080 del
>>897079
No harm in that


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.897081 del
>>897078
More because of the mineral build up. You should avoid drinking fluids and stick to filtered stuff like monster as much as possible.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.897082 del
Water is actually bad for you.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.897083 del
I get melatonin and melanin mixed up. Wonder why people are taking nigger pills.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.897084 del
>>897078
Can't say drinking extra water ever helped me, but you don't want to get dehydrated. Having said that these days I drink about 2l water everyday.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.897085 del
>>897083
I take them for the cenno benefits of being a boong.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.897086 del
Squeezed some puss out of two of the spider bites.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.897087 del
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>>897083


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.897088 del
>>897083
Sleepy heads


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.897089 del
>>897086
Better out than in.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.897090 del
>>897082
Why?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.897091 del
>>897086
Give it a kiss from me.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.897092 del
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mother in the fridge for gym tonight


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.897093 del
>>897092
I had a kamikazi drink today. No good.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.897094 del
Only 4 more days until i move out. Its going to be a pain carrying everything


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.897095 del
>>897093
On an empty stomach?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.897096 del
>>897065
That sounds nice.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.897097 del
fuck you bloody!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.897098 del
>>897094
How are you moving it all?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.897099 del
For Weber's ears only!

https://vocaroo.com/1indAyTqaAjW


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.897100 del
>>897099
Beautiful. It will not leave him unmoved.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.897101 del
bloody bastard bitch


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.897102 del
>>897098
renting trailer and then family drives me there


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.897105 del
>>897104
stop going on reddit and looking at stuff that disheartens you


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.897106 del
>>897102
Once you are on your own you need to keep the family at a distance from you. Do not lend any of them money again.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.897107 del
>>897102
Thats alright then.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.897108 del
>>897099
Thank you.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.897109 del
>>897100
I'm not even Webby and I cried.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.897110 del
>>897099
My hope in the NEET musical is restored.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.897111 del
Lost 5 hours to STRESS


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.897112 del
>>897111
Just.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.897113 del
>>897111
STRESSED


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.897114 del
best brand of party pies?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.897115 del
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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.897116 del
>>897110
I wonder which NEET is going to be the castrati.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.897117 del
>>897116
IGA


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.897118 del
>>897115
That is good news. I am glad Sonia is safe.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.897119 del
>>897118
Indeed.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.897120 del
What's the difference between scotch and whiskey?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.897121 del
>>897112
>>897113
reading the same things over and over, walking back and forth, excessive urination, constant headache, big stress


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.897122 del
>>897121
>excessive urination
like a chiwowwah


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.897123 del
>>897120
scotch is from scotland and is spelled whisky
it is primarily barley based

bourbon is from seppoland and is spelled whiskey
it is primarily corn based


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.897124 del
>>897123
why does it being made in scotland in particular matter?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.897125 del
>>897121
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.897126 del
i bet he's going to sleep loose and shit the bed again


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.897127 del
>>897126
Chux could fix both.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.897128 del
>>897126
That is why when you wish someone goodnight you say "sleep tight"


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.897129 del
>>897099
Sexy boy


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.897130 del
Shouldn't have had that coffee before. I am going to take 9mg of melatonin and go lie down. Good night neets. More mong adventures with caffeine tomorrow.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.897131 del
>>897130
Sleep tight neet.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.897132 del
>>897130
Good night.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.897133 del
Just went in to tuck him in


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.897134 del
>>897092
how will you sleep?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.897135 del
>>897134
with my eyes closed


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.897136 del
>>897093
>kamikaze
You only drink them once.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.897137 del
>>897105
I don't know why anyone wants tall girls anyway. Women should be short and slim for the same reason they should've have beards.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.897138 del
>>897137
>he wants bearded women


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.897139 del
>>897130
Take control of your life neet, get on the no-doze


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.897140 del
>>897114
Aldi
>>897124
The biosphere


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.897141 del
Whenever I complain about being tired or sleepy please remind me to stand up, it helps a lot.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.897142 del
>>897137
*shouldn't


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.897143 del
>>897138
Don't we all.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.897144 del
There is only really one rule, whiskey is made from only malted grains.
The Americans will call anything whiskey to sell it, blank spirits, corn, Americans are wrong. Doesn't matter how you spell whiskey but for the record Americans are wrong, doesn't matter how you drink whiskey but Americans drink it wrong.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.897145 del
>>897144
It all has the same active ingredient.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.897146 del
Forgot to have any vegies again ffs, I can't take care of myself.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.897147 del
>>897146
You will not be in charge of the vege patch at the commune.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.897148 del
rolled him into the commune's piss ditch


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.897149 del
>>897147
I grew a leek in my lawn


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.897150 del
>>897147
The fruiting farm space (ffs)


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.897151 del
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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.897152 del
what happens if the BO bans himself?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.897153 del
>>897152
I know as a vol you cant ban him
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.897154 del
>>897152
If he had the sense to do that he wouldn't be a neet to begin with.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.897155 del
>>897153
kek


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.897156 del
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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.897157 del
How do I ban women from my youtube feed?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.897158 del
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>>897157


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.897159 del
>>897158
I don't see a 'no roast dinners' option


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.897160 del
>>897159
Keep using "not interested" and "don't recommend channel"


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.897161 del
Cleaned my kitchen this afternoon. Now's it messy again. How?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.897162 del
>>897161
goblins


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.897163 del
desire to goon, just a cheeky 12 standoes...


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.897164 del
>>897163
sir...


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.897166 del
>>897153
kek


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.897167 del
finally solved a bug I was chasing for half the day
thought I might have been missing Law & Order but it's not even on tonight


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.897168 del
eating BEANS


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.897169 del
>>897168
on TOAST?!


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.897170 del
>>897167
Well done NEET.

Being a bug chaser has another connotation but I know you didn't mean it like that.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.897171 del
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>>897163
You need to go on a spirit quest, with your spirit guide, Dan Murphy.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.897172 del
i want to shit but i have no shit to shit


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.897173 del
Tempted to smash that other lamb chump.

I need more chocolate.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.897174 del
>>897169
>TOAST
heresey


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.897175 del
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>>897173
>chocolate
What kind?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.897176 del
Might fall asleep watching videos on shamanism.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.897177 del
eating more pork


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.897178 del
any of youse play those civilisations games?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.897179 del
>>897178
Gonna play civ 3 again one day, have some scenarios I want to build.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.897180 del
still waiting for cruisey's vocaroo on atlantis


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.897181 del
4 different job sites bought out by Indeed.
Glassdoor dead, simply hired dead, government job site best job site


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.897182 del
>>897175
All the stuffs are half price at Colesworth. Cadbury old gold, Lindt, Darrel Lea.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.897183 del
Had almost a whole chocolate bar. Quitting chocolate again, Ive already quit mother/monster, been about a week since Ive drank one


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.897184 del
what are?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.897185 del
>>897183
I'm convinced my sugar cube diet is going to help me finally quit binge eating junk food.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.897186 del
are what?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.897187 del
>>897184
hot sexy bitches


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.897188 del
Tried to book a doctor, 5 rejections in a row, got put on a 4 month waiting list to see doctor jeeta. woe


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.897189 del
>>897188
It is grim out there. Some NEETs don't understand.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.897190 del
>>897189
doctor jeeta is more competent than doctor jeet, but twice as condescending and equally not understanding


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.897191 del
>>897178
I watched a doco thing on sid meier yesterday
I liked rise of nations and aoe more.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.897192 del
>>897182
Trust the signs.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.897193 del
>>897180
Toilet phone is decomissioned.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.897194 del
>>897190
you get femdom thrown in at no extra cost


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.897195 del
>>897191
RoN patrician choice


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.897196 del
Fuck my life in all forms and matters. It's never going to improve.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:12 [Preview] No.897197 del
Are there christian sects that get rid of things like rituals, prayers, crosses etc.?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.897198 del
why do i have to buy a bus card to go on buses?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.897199 del
>>897197
Somewhere in America Miley Cyrus is still twerking


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.897200 del
>>897196
Not with that attitude it won't.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.897201 del
Mom is going to the confectionery and buying me a chocolcate ball


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.897203 del
Alcohol shop closes in 17 minutes. Didn't go.
Also didn't go to the gym. Got lost in my coding.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.897204 del
>>897203
Sounds like a good outcome overall NEET.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.897205 del
Another night drinking


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.897206 del
>>897205
Springies status?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 13:01 [Preview] No.897207 del
might go to bed


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.897208 del
>>897206
Just chicken twisties and cabanas wrapped in hillview plastic cheese slices


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.897209 del
>>897208
>hillview plastic cheese slices
they're quite okay for sandwiches and things
prefer a matured block cheese if I'm having jatz


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.897210 del
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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.897211 del
I saw Possum eating a Haitian


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 13:30 [Preview] No.897212 del
Once or twice


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.897213 del
>>897211
only on sundays


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.897214 del
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>>897156
No shit
>>897176
Are there any cats involved?
>>897188
I think white doctors only take families these days


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.897215 del
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NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.897216 del
insomnia, panic attacks, need to get better


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.897217 del
Have to go outside tomorrow and go into a store aswell.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.897218 del
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>>897215


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.897219 del
I hate how my mom panics about every single thing


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.897220 del
>>897181
>Glassdoor dead,
Has held little value for many years. The site has been known to comply with requests from employers and I believe hand over user information.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.897221 del
>>897163
Have you been to work this week?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.897222 del
harrumph shaker


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.897223 del
>>897218
Low test


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.897224 del
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>>897220
There's still Seek Reviews


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.897225 del
Why did he cry so much when he got made redundant then?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.897226 del
>>897225
Who?


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.897227 del
>>897225
We may live in different countries, but I have no clue who you're talking about even if we were in the same country.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.897228 del
lol


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.897230 del
Gmroglen


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.897231 del
Might slap a NEET for not getting me any milk.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.897232 del
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Good morning neets, it's friday the 13th today, let's be careful out there.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.897233 del
>>897229
Old white dude, they don't it it to michael jackson


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.897234 del
Mild ejaculation


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.897235 del
having some scotch fingers


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.897236 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wz719b9QUqY [Embed]

Come join the neets tonight for our Friday the 13th movie night, where we'll be watching Alfred Hitchcock's most famous movie, the psychological horror movie Psycho (1960). 7pm AEST.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.897237 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=51nfpGY_AJk [Embed]


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.897238 del
We cannot have mushy lips and be a champion


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.897239 del
A rigid tongue can make up for it.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.897241 del
>thinking about Possum's size 14 Crocs


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.897244 del
>>897243
Is that a vape? I'd let you wait in the ramping area.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.897245 del
>>897230
>>897232
Morning.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.897246 del
>got discharge every day


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.897247 del
Rep. Greg Steube, R-Fla., introduced legislation called the Stopping Transgender Operation Payments and Wacky Expenses for Illegal Residents and Detainees (STOP WEIRD) Act 

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/no-taxpayer-dollars-illegal-immigrant-gender-surgeries-under-new-house-gop-bill


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.897248 del
>>897247
This is why Nuro has been waiting in the ED.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.897249 del
FFS,, I forgot that Sept 4th was Stingray Day... Damnit...


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.897250 del
>>897243
Either make one complete post about what happened or STAY THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.897251 del
Somehow, you can buy avssie steak here from queensland or whatever, it was ok.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.897252 del
>>897243
Our hospitals look like morgues, compare to this. My flag is fucked, slvk anon here.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.897253 del
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>>897249


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.897254 del
>>897251
There was a news item here not long ago where they showed aussie rump steak for sale in Japan, only it was cheaper and had a lot less fat on it as well than what we can get it for.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.897255 del
>>897254
Yes. They export the best of everything and sell it for less they charge us for the factory seconds.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.897256 del
>>897254
>>897255
Lean rump is stew meat.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.897257 del
>>897256
You do not know what you are talking about.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.897258 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.897259 del
>>897254
That sucks, I'll take a picture next time it was pretty lean no fat and very little silverskin.
>>897257
I usually cut the steak in half and pound it even more with tenderizer so it releases juices into the pan, pan-fried on lower heat with butter. After I take out the meat, just add in cream and pepper corn for au poivre.
>>897255
Globalism is a curse and terror on working class. Only cryptokikes love it.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.897260 del
>>897253
She ruined her cloaca...


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.897261 del
>>897260
Croikey


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.897262 del
>>897257
It's got no fat. It's a roasting cut that is sold as a steak. Stir fry meat.


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.897263 del
>>897240
>they didn't do da crimes but they created an environment where you could do da crimes


NEET 09/12/2024 (Thu) 23:59 [Preview] No.897264 del
>>897258
Another day of sitting around?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.897265 del
>>897235
Compliant it with a Scotch


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.897266 del
My shopping was only $59 at Coles
WEIRD


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.897268 del
>>897215
thought that was a centaur cosplay for a sec


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.897269 del
>>897252
trust me, most of our hospitals look like morgues too, our governments are constantly underfunding the medical system so they can spend more money of refugees and pointless wars on the other side of the world.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.897270 del
I did some driving practice yesterday that became a shopping trip to the next town, and I could buy without having to think of the weight/bulk fitting on the bike. yay.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.897271 del
>>897264
How did you know?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.897272 del
>>897267
I don't know about that. The point I was making was there was no need to celebrate the death of his wife just because he was a pervert.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.897273 del
Hate doing group work at tafe, think I might create some false identities, enroll them in my course, and use them as fake group members for any future group work while I work by myself. Also that way I can collect cenno for these fake students.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.897275 del
Feel extra retarded entire day, brainfog so severe I keep failing to recall common eng words, I might be developing sclerosis very earlyโ€ฆ
>>897269
Honestly, I don't even know what happened here, the entire country was basically industrialized by soviets before ww2 it was just small farmers. And now germans car manufacture cryptokikes are importing jeets here, you guys at least had short good times before desolation. We had shitty endless turkroach wars, kikes, soviets, and now jeets, we only comprehend the pain. I hope for total war.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.897276 del
beating it to AI-generated furry porn. my secret vile.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.897277 del
>>897276
There's no shame neet, we've all done it this morning


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.897278 del
>>897270
It is good NEET, but all the luxury might make you soft. Be careful.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.897280 del
>>897273
Smart.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.897281 del
>>897273
I think that might be difficult short of Snowtown style identity theft. How do you enroll without all the ID?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.897282 del
>>897279
Lol


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.897283 del
>>897276
It is good NEET, but all the luxury might make you soft. Be careful.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.897284 del
>>897283
too late


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.897285 del
going to fly the $20 kmart drone outside before the scary schoolchildren appear in the arvo


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.897286 del
Struggling to fit in on discord, not sure what phrases and memes I can use without revealing my power level.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.897287 del
>>897285
scary *and* judgemental, at a neet playing with toys in a park


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.897288 del
>>897287
Just say that everything is poggers or peng. skibidi toilet.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:36 [Preview] No.897289 del
>>897285
You should use it to dive bomb them and scare them, that way they won't want to go outside and annoy you.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.897291 del
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>>897289
i dive-bombed a stray dog that was pissing on everything instead.
i gots one of these. surprisingly controllable in spite of the cheap controller. i go for walks in the park with my frend quadcopter besides me.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.897293 del
>>897273
Pair up with a gril
>>897276
Only thr cartoon stuff does it for me
>>897285
Low sweeps with camera pointed up


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.897295 del
>>897241
>thinking about Possum's size 14 Cocs


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.897296 del
>>897250
Baiting for attention. Pathetic.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.897297 del
They crave the silver fox's posts. They obsess over his every word. They can't stop thinking about him or talking about him when he's gone.

It must be love.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.897298 del
>>897264
Yes


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.897299 del
>>897275
Does your country have No-doz?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.897300 del
>>897276
DEGENERATE


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.897301 del
>>897299
Caffeine pill? No, I prefer coffee.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.897302 del
Dropped a wicked steamer.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.897303 del
>>897291
Lol, you're a strange fella.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.897304 del
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>>897301
It's about what your body ''needs'. "Prefer" has got nothing to do with it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.897305 del
>>897304
How is it different from coffee?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.897306 del
>>897305
When I wake up in the morning I'm so munted I can't even make coffee, so I take no-doze instead. It gives me the strength to make coffee.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.897307 del
got served by some gender ambiguous freak in subway


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.897309 del
got a jolt root beer and a mother original with my subway
the root beer is an acquired taste


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.897310 del
>>897307
Hope you gave them a cheeky wink.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.897311 del
A WORLD THAT'S BIG AND VIOLENT


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.897312 del
>>897309
how much for just the root?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.897313 del
>>897307
Teriyaki chicken?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.897314 del
>https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-says-west-will-be-fighting-directly-with-russia-if-it-lets-kyiv-use-long-2024-09-12/
>Putin says West will be fighting directly with Russia if it lets Kyiv use long-range missiles
How long before the nukes start flying? What places in australia are likely to be targets?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.897315 del
>>897314
I would be surprised if Russian missiles were in good enough shape to make it here and be accurate and functional.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.897316 del
>>897314
Melbourne.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.897317 del
>>897313
Italian BMT


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.897318 del
>>897314
This all could have been avoided if Russia had just gone shock and awe on day one and left nothing alive or standing in "the ukraine"


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.897319 del
400mg of caffeine drinks this mording


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.897320 del
>>897319
You obviously need dexies.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.897321 del
>>897320
I would be curious to see how much extra technical stuff I could get one on those.
I'm sure the returns drop off with time and the side-effects go up though.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.897322 del
>>897321
>get one
get done*


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.897323 del
>>897314
So long as the cennobux keep rolling in IDGAF.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.897324 del
>>897323
A positive attitude


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.897325 del
>>897317
Big meaty turds in your future


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.897326 del
>>897325
I only got the six inch.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.897327 del
That's what SHE said.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.897328 del
>>897321
I took dexies for years, didn't do a single useful thing.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.897329 del
>>897302
Should stream the steamer next time


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.897330 del
Listening to joji in my underwear, comfy blanket on meโ€ฆfinally chill weather and summer fully gone.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.897331 del
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Us mob unna


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.897332 del
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>>897331
Nice one cuz.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.897333 del
>>897242
Joslin will live on.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.897334 del
On the goon and singing Italian opera. Feels good mang.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.897335 del
>>897334
filthy wog


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.897337 del
>>897336
Bill has one of those I think


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.897338 del
>>897336
not like you have anywhere to go in it


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.897339 del
>>897320
The jolt and mother did nothing.
Noggin is joggin too fast for them to keep up.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.897340 del
>>897338
>>897335
Improve your posting please.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.897341 del
>>897340
toughen up


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.897342 del
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Does anyone have the original version of this meme, where he is sitting on the lounge with just a little bell?
I lost it and google won't bring it up.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.897343 del
>>897342
i do


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.897344 del
>>897343
Could you please post it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.897345 del
>>897344
no


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.897346 del
No caffeine today


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.897347 del
>>897345
bad neet


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.897348 del
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>>897308
GET ME A BODY BAG! YEAH!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.897349 del
Garn a cruise for some booze


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.897350 del
Didn't poo yesterday, been busting for a shit all day but I'm gonna save it till when I get home. Gonna light some candles and play nice music.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.897351 del
>>897334
What opera?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.897352 del
>>897349
Might get some too.
Otherwise I'll only drink more energy drinks.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.897353 del
>>897349
Onya lad!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.897354 del
sdfsdf


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.897355 del
Severely woed.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.897356 del
>>897355
Unwoe with Dr. D


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.897357 del
>>897356
I'm considering it. Might get some beer as a treat.
What do you think of getting tins instead of bottles?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.897358 del
Doing a poo that is mostly bubbly farts and the odd bit of poo juice


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.897359 del
>>897358
Hot!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.897360 del
>>897359
Basal temperature at least


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.897361 del
Seven coffees and two monsters. I'm going to limit myself to five coffees and no mongsters tomorrow.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.897362 del
Hulk Hogan should release an energy drink here for the NEETs.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.897363 del
I need a Jewish wife.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.897364 del
8 bucks fiddy to last until Wednesday.

Simply not going to make it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.897365 del
One that looks like Ada Pasternak.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.897366 del
>>897365
What a ridiculous name


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.897367 del
>>897364
Should have gone to work


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.897368 del
>>897357
I prefer tins. I recommend Cooper's Red


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.897370 del
>>897368
Can fit more in the bin and they donโ€™t bang as loudly as glass


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.897371 del
>>897366
Kek, I think it is cute.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.897372 del
>>897370
Donate them to >>897364


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.897373 del
>>897371
Sounds like one of those web frameworks Monk doesnโ€™t know how to use properly.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.897374 del
>>897373
>>897373
lol


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.897375 del
bowl of mashed potatoes to keep me alive for the day


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.897376 del
giving mein teefs another brush


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.897377 del
Going to play Empire TW later.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.897378 del
(2.90 MB 966x946 1726184726996883.webm)


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.897379 del
>>897337
I want one that isn't damaged though.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.897380 del
>>897340
Low mag


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.897381 del
>>897346
Had none for like 2 weeks. Wish I could give up the grog that easily.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.897382 del
>>897350
A poo ritual.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.897383 del
>>897351
Turandot


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.897384 del
Weber was accused of double dipping, more than once.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.897385 del
The girls at the Leigh street bakery are always ridiculously pretty.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.897386 del
>>897376
Snapped my toothbrush the other day. Just a few centimetres from the brush end. Now when I brush I've got my whole hand almost in my mouth.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.897387 del
>>897386
That's how they do it in prison


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.897388 del
>>897387
Yeah but it's not the hand in their mouth.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.897389 del
>>897386
How do you snap a toothbrush?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.897390 del
>>897389
There's a first time for everything.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.897391 del
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Midnight snack


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.897392 del
had a wank


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.897393 del
might have a nap


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.897394 del
>>897385
Do they know their way around a pepper pie?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.897395 del
Why is the Dans website so fucking bad? You'd think that mongk made it with how rarely it works properly.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.897396 del
>>897395
Yeah, def needs to be streamlined


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.897397 del
>>897395
I think it's written in RESTful Ada Pasternak.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.897398 del
Got baited by a gook hooker


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.897399 del
>tfw no river cottage


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.897400 del
>>897391
I had that in there for the magpies.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.897401 del
>>897398
Whose dick was bigger?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.897402 del
>>897396
I go there, immediately need to close a pop-up, go to type in the search bar and the page gets hijacked by another fucking pop-up, close this second pop-up, the search bar just doesn't fucking work. Alright, I'll go click through the menu options to get there instead but the FUCKING COOPERS PAGE WON'T FUCKING LOAD.
Fix your fucking shit dan, even BWS mogs you.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.897403 del
>>897270
I remember when a JSP would pay for driving lessons. Even if you didn't have a job lined up.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.897404 del
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>>897293


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.897405 del
>>897402
and the same mob owns both
they have the different store fronts and different uniquely fucked up websites to give the illusion of consumer choice


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.897406 del
having a camping fire rum


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.897407 del
Going to play Empire TW.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.897408 del
>>897394
I don't know about that but the bread is fairly nice.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.897409 del
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Didn't get to sleep until 5am. Woke up at 2-3ish. Well rested and chipper but not sustainable.
118.3kg on the scales today. Down 1.7kg in 2 weeks. Need to pump that up to 1kg/wk, which I imagine would have happened if I didn't have those days gooning with dozens of beers.
Instant #1 (230ml milk), l-theanine and magnesium down the hatch.
Groceries, chores, and coding on the agenda. Forwards.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.897410 del
>>897409
>Forwards.
That's the way King. You will get there.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.897411 del
>>897409
you tosser


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.897412 del
>>897409
Sounds like a certain it... (pic)


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.897413 del
>>897411
I will be at work next week God willing. No call or text sacking me after this week off. Think positive NEET


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.897414 del
went outside and acquired a bus card


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.897415 del
>>897413
>I will be at work next week
Very good to hear. This weekend will need to be used for mental and physical preparation, not a bender.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.897416 del
>>897414
Good work NEET.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.897417 del
>>897415
you know this weekend will be like any other and next week will be exactly like this week


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.897418 del
>>897411
cringe


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.897419 del
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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.897420 del
>>897417
I know no such thing. I live in hope.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.897421 del
>>897401
Good question.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.897422 del
>>897415
You'll be rested, recharged and ready.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.897423 del
Went and got a rub. As it was ending I gestured towards my crotch, as she was stretching my hips (feet together, knees apart) so she then groped my cock (through a towel over the top). I gave her a couple hugs and asked if she does that, and she hummed.. maybe she thought I was asking for a freebee. Anyway, that left me confused as she left so I had a wank before putting my pants on and accidently cum on the floor. I think she knew, took me 10 min to get dressed. Bit hot.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.897424 del
>>897423
Hot!
Do you think she new?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.897425 del
Fark. munt status: hardcore


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.897426 del
>>897424
>new
You can't fake that sort of experience.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.897427 del
>>897365
>>897366
It means celery in Hungarian.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.897428 del
>>897426
He should have taught her, as he's offered such lessons first hand before.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.897429 del
>>897423
>and she hummed
She needs training in customer communication.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.897430 del
>>897423
>accidently cum on the floor
Did you clean it up?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.897431 del
>>897427
both words?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.897432 del
>>897425
There's only one remedy.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.897433 del
>>897427
zeller?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.897434 del
>>897431
Legit question I did not specify.
No. Only pasternak.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.897435 del
>>897434
How does one become a global vol?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.897436 del
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>>897434


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.897437 del
>>897433
That too. I think zeller and paszternรกk are both used to the same root vegetable but they might be actually different plants. Something to do with parsley too. And carrots ofc.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.897439 del
>>897430
How much do the women charge to make you crawl around on the floor and bark and beg and beat you with a rolled up newspaper like a dog, and lick it up? Asking for a mate of mine, obviously.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.897440 del
>>897430
Yeah. Even took the tissue afterwards. The tissue box was really loud. There was two other guys there, and a guy in the waiting area. The two in the booths probably knew something was up.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.897441 del
Ah there is some confusion here. Eh, not actually parsnip, but something the like. Anyway there is a family of plants closely related (Apiaceae), the usual root veggies and one of them.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.897442 del
>>897438
You need to get better aquainted with root vegetables. A big parsnip is just what you need.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.897443 del
>>897435
It's a dangerous and tiresome process. Imagine the training of helicopter pilots.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.897444 del
>>897441
ur a parsnip


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.897445 del
>>897440
Walk of shame.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.897446 del
>>897236
If any neets want a local copy of the movie, it's here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Psycho.1960.1080p.BrRip.x264.YIFY.mp4


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.897447 del
>>897446
Thank you NEET.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.897448 del
>>897443
I'm actually a qualified helicopter mechanic.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.897449 del
>>897447
I should've linked it before, please remind me if I forget.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.897450 del
The couple of months have been a complete waste, but tomorrow I'm gonna turn over a new leaf, and on the other side of that leaf will be my shit, all stuck together, in one well organised piece.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.897451 del
>>897448
Well, then you apply at Ovaltine.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.897452 del
>>897450
I have achieved nothing of note in 21 months.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.897453 del
But you really have to like french toast with raw garlic.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.897454 del
>>897441
This wont help clear things up, the only vegetables most neets here eat are potatoes


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.897455 del
>>897454
Well, then it's like potatos.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.897456 del
>>897452
>7 years


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.897457 del
I need to go to Coles to obtain some FEED but I'm not sure I can be bothered. Might just starve to death instead.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.897458 del
>>897455
Deep fried?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.897459 del
>>897441
Celeriac?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.897460 del
>>897457
It is the neet way.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.897461 del
>>897459
No that's
>CHORLEY WERIZ D BAYBEEEE


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.897462 del
>>897445
I don't think you understand the game. I just saved $50 and had my dick grabbed.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.897463 del
Have you NEETs ever binged so hard that one day you go to get dressed to go shopping for more food but find that none of your clothes fit any more and you can't leave the house until you lose some weight or the sodium swelling goes down?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.897464 del
>>897458
No. Boiled. She must be Irish.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.897465 del
>>897423
Hidden cam next time, I need a laugh


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.897466 del
>>897450
I've got GoJuice whenever you need it


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.897467 del
>>897462
Tug is included


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.897468 del
>>897463
basically my life story from age 21


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.897469 del
>>897442
Hot!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.897470 del
>>897467
This is a reputable business.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.897471 del
>>897450
Sounds do-able.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.897472 del
Family Feud has trannies on it. Cow is getting too excited.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.897473 del
>>897472
Cows need to be milked twice a day or they get sick.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.897474 del
>>897470
Did it have a neon sign out the front? Was it a gook? Did it have a warning sign inside?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.897475 del
>>897473
take the cow to a tug joint, ask them how much they charge for milking


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.897476 del
Cow will be having his cooked breakfast this weekend. Lucky bugger.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.897477 del
In the past week I have written:
2295 lines of C
581 lines of PHP (none of which includes HTML/JS)
That's including whitespace, but it's still a shitton.
In fact, it's probably more than that given I tend to write little testing and debugging fragments and then delete them, as well as reworking things.
All done with plain old putty and vi. None of this drunk driving to Office Works to buy a new keyboard. No desk rearrangements. No piss-farting about with IDEs and colour schemes. No talk of wagons.
The only downside is repeatedly trying to use 'h', 'j', 'k', and 'l' to navigate the reply box on here.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.897478 del
>>897474
Yes, yes, yes. Been about 6 times before, never had them do that.
She did put my hand on her tit twice, and has done that before. Not a guarantee.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.897479 del
>>897477
>None of this drunk driving to Office Works to buy a new keyboard. No desk rearrangements. No piss-farting about with IDEs and colour schemes. No talk of wagons.
I like hearing about Monk's life though.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.897480 del
>>897477
>No talk of wagons
There will always be a need for wagons.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.897481 del
>>897477
>No desk rearrangements.
Too many empty cans and kfc boxes for you to do that anyway


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.897482 del
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>>897477
Troubleshoot my CUPS interface, old troon faget


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.897483 del
But I am glad you are out of your quarterly suicidal episode.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.897484 del
>>897482
>old troon faget
I shouldn't have come back
out of here


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.897485 del
>>897484
Lighten up poof


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.897486 del
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Did anything unfortunate happen to you today neets?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.897487 del
>>897479
Only because it distracts you from the failures in your own life.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.897488 del
Closing tab
Out of here


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.897489 del
>>897487
๐Ÿฅฐ


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.897490 del
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Join us tonight neets for our Friday the 13th movie - Psycho (1960). 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.897491 del
>>897486
Yeah, I woke up.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.897492 del
Webby come back
Webby come back to meeee
I was wrooong
And I just cant
Post without yoouuu


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.897493 del
>>897456
CalculationNEET strikes again!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.897494 del
>>897457
How's that ham hock?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.897495 del
Last of the Old Gold consumed.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.897496 del
managed to utterly JUST my mouse


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.897498 del
>>897490
Going to watch some George A Romero tonight.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.897499 del
>>897496
How?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.897500 del
>>897490
Too scary


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.897501 del
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>>897493


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.897502 del
>>897499
Fell off my desk upside down, the dpi button is broken and now the fucking scroll wheel won't work properly. JUST.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.897503 del
Who is on the goon? Lonely Friday night on the neetboard these days...


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.897504 del
Could really use a security contractor to help me with the final stages of my microSaaS...


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.897505 del
>>897504
He's gone.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.897506 del
>>897503
yeah


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.897507 del
>>897501
Looking for trouble?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.897508 del
>>897503
>...


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.897509 del
>>897286
You have to be a certain sort of 'person' to fit in on that platform.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.897510 del
He didn't even tell us if his arse winked at the Dr Poojeta.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.897514 del
It must truly suck being him.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.897515 del
>>897497
I don't like the dark ones.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.897516 del
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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.897518 del
>>897515
Gonna have to report you to the esaftey commissioner. Sorry not sorry.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.897519 del
>>897518
And he is being racist.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.897521 del
>>897514
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.897522 del
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Get in here neets, it's time for us to experience Hitchcock's horror masterpiece: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.897523 del
...


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.897524 del
SBS World Movies
The Professor and the Madman
7:30PM - 9:55PM
Stars Mel Gibson, Sean Penn and Natalie Dormer.
Biography | USA | 2019 | M


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.897525 del
>>897522
My existence is one big psychological horror movie...


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.897526 del
>>897525
iktf


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.897527 del
Should be finished in the kitchen by midnight.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.897528 del
>>897527
Late night feed.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.897529 del
>>897524
>Natalie Dormer
Coal burner.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.897530 del
>>897528
Not him but I'm often cooking and eating at that time.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.897531 del
>>897525
Get Elod's brain chip and record it!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.897532 del
Alright, I'm off to Coles. Let's hope I don't get raped or something.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.897533 del
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>>897528
and a hearty one, if it's gonna take him 5 hours to eat it all


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.897534 del
Do you have a bet on the footy Monk?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.897535 del
>>897532
Grab me a cherry ripe please.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.897536 del
NEVER TEAR US APART


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.897537 del
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>>897533
He might be so full he won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.897538 del
>>897534
No


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.897539 del
>>897532
I'll have a Cherry Ripe too.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.897540 del
>>897539
>>897535
you'll have whatevers on special and you'll like it


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.897541 del
Theyโ€™ve added India to the working holiday visa
Good lord


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.897542 del
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>>897541


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.897543 del
>>897541
we're fucked, I mean we we're already fucked, but now albo is flipping us on our belly, spreading our arse cheeks, and going in dry. Properly fucked.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.897544 del
>>897540
Thanks for Cherry Ripe.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.897545 del
>>897530
I miss Cruisey's late night stoner feed pics.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.897546 del
>>897536
Hawks are going to win


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.897547 del
FUCKING TRAIN IS DELAYED REEEEEEEE


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.897548 del
Had a scotch fillet for dinner


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.897549 del
>>897547
Time to start walking.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.897550 del
8 minute delay, fuck.
I wish the Japs had won WWII.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.897551 del
>>897546
Port have started with more pressure. We will see if they can keep it up.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.897552 del
>>897547
Get a car you f...cki.. bit...c.....


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.897553 del
>>897550
>I wish the Japs had won WWII.
You'd have been made a comfort woman.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.897554 del
>>897553
Hot!
Though I have a rather masculine face so I'd make for an unfortunate tranny.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.897555 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.897556 del
>>897553
he would make a good geisha


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.897557 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.897559 del
>>897551
Surprised by that quarter


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.897560 del
New Thread: >>897558
New Thread: >>897558
New Thread: >>897558

New Thread: >>897558
New Thread: >>897558
New Thread: >>897558


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.897561 del
CARN PEAR


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