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NEET General #883 - Bald Son Edition NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No. 897558
Do any of you NEETs play the role of "bald son" in your life?

Old Thread: >>896538


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.897562 del
How does he do it?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.897563 del
Sa worst a


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.897564 del
@weber


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.897565 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.897566 del
Almost fucking done.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.897567 del
BEES AND LORIKEETS


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.897568 del
I like Weber. He's my friend.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.897569 del
>>897568
He is a good NEET.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.897570 del
>>897569
Thats not what you said last week.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.897571 del
Squirting hot foaming river. Not at all unpleasant. Think it was the milk.
Mints are on sale at coles cruisetugger


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.897572 del
>>897571
That sounds horrendous.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.897573 del
I forgot to get any cherry ripes.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.897574 del
The poojeeta security guard was checking me out though. She was fairly pretty despite her ethnic handicap.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.897575 del
>>897571
Shouldn't have taken those melanin pills m8. They've made you lactose intolerant.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.897576 del
>>897574
A female Indian security guard?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.897577 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.897578 del
>>897574
She wants your babbys.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.897579 del
Contemplating a coffee.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.897580 del
>>897579
Too late


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.897581 del
>>897571
>Not at all unpleasant.
Different strokes


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.897582 del
>>897577
Did she look like she could handle herself?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.897583 del
Great half of finals footy.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.897584 del
..


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.897585 del
Good movie tonight!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.897586 del
>>897585
Imagine the impact back then.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.897587 del
>>897582
Did she look like she could handle a big pair of shaved white testicles?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.897588 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.897589 del
>>897585
>>897586
High quality kino. Look at what Alfred Hitchcock could do with a black and white camera compared with 2020s $400 million dollar cgi capeshit megaturds.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.897590 del
>>897588
That is not Tiffin's tray. Do you just google for tray images?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.897591 del
>>897588
Very nice.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.897592 del
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Feel sorry for neets who missed out. It was the perfect friday the 13th movie.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.897593 del
It really was inspired by Ed Gein, who was convicted just before.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.897594 del
Let's watch requiem for a dream for a movie night


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.897595 del
That tugger also put two hands around my neck. With no warning. I'm not sure how she knew that kink.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.897596 del
>>897592
Good pick. Good pic.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.897597 del
>>897595
She was just frustrated with you.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.897598 del
>>897595
You stop breathing now!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.897599 del
>Allred Hitchcock may at any time try to frighten to death, and welcome to him. But I draw the line at being bored to death. There were moments in 'Psycho' when I thought he had almost succeeded.
>Alfred Hitchcock, the 'master of suspense,' has sadly underestimated the intelligence of his audience in presenting this gory story about a homicidal maniac. For his publicity department's entreaties to cinemagoers not to reveal the ending is totally unnecessary.
>ignore those pleas to keep the ending secret. Anyone above the mental age of 10 will know, only too well, what's coming.
>for this director, a disappointing murder melodrama with more absurdities than thrills. It is out of the ordinary only in that it is a little unpleasant


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.897600 del
>>897582
Not really.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.897601 del
Thinking about cherry ripes...


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.897602 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.897603 del
>>897571
I think foaming piss is not a good syptom o fpiss.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.897604 del
Are there any chips that don't contain seed oils?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.897605 del
>>897590
Yeah that's exactly what I do. Just google random food pics and photoshop them all on to a prison feed tray...

https://psychology.org.au/find-a-psychologist


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.897606 del
>>897594
Was that a Stephen King novel? Pretty sure I've read it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.897607 del
>>897603
I thought he was talking about squirting from his arse.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.897608 del
Are we going to get any Bill stories this weekend?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.897609 del
>>897608
I think Weber is upset again.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.897610 del
No good moofies on tonight. Garn watch some more Steve Wallis and call it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.897611 del
>>897606
No, its based on a novel by Hubert Selby Jr.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.897612 del
>>897604
Not that I know of.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.897613 del
It is all set up for a good final quarter.
What a blessing it is to have this great game in my life.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.897614 del
>>897609
When isn't he?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.897615 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.897616 del
>>897610
Steve Wallis is breddy gud.
I found a channel of a Scotsman who was inspired to do stealth camping. He has a midget called Mick as a sidekick and they get shitfaced drinking whaskey.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.897617 del
>>897612
I might make some really thin chips and fry the fuck out of them to make them sort of similar.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.897618 del
>>897614
He suffers very badly from depression.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.897619 del
>>897618
This place isn't good


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.897620 del
Blot Outdoors Show is the name of the channel.
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=omW23lnTX4w
https://youtube.com/watch?v=omW23lnTX4w [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.897621 del
>>897619
There are some bad NEETs here.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.897622 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.897623 del
>>897621
A good example: >>897605


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.897624 del
I have so much fucking energy. This is insane. That L-theanine is the real deal.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.897625 del
>>897593
Gein was actually far crazier than norman bates, ie:

A sheriff's deputy[23] discovered Worden's decapitated body in a shed on Gein's property, hung upside down by her legs with a crossbar at her ankles and ropes at her wrists. The torso was "dressed out like a deer".[26][27] She had been shot with a .22-caliber rifle, and the mutilations were made after her death. Searching the house, authorities found:[28]

Whole human bones and fragments[29]
A wastebasket made of human skin[30]
Human skin covering several chairs[31]
Skulls on his bedposts[32]
Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off[30][31][33]
Bowls made from human skulls[30]
A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist[31]
Leggings made from human leg skin[30]
Masks made from the skin of female heads[31][32][33]
Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag[32]
Mary Hogan's skull in a box[34]
Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack[35]
Bernice Worden's heart "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbelly stove"[36]
Nine vulvae in a shoe box[37]
A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old"[38]
A belt made from female human nipples[39]
Four noses[28]
A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring[28]
A lampshade made from the skin of a human face[28]
Fingernails from female fingers


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.897626 del
>>897625
>Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off[30][31][33]
>Bowls made from human skulls[30]
Cool jigsaw puzzle.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.897627 del
>>897625
I think most of those are from graverobbings and not murder. He killed only a very few.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.897628 del
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Down the hatch.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.897629 del
>>897628
That is a very nice-looking meal.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.897630 del
>>897628
Looks healthy, lots of vegies and some meat


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.897631 del
Fucking hungry as.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.897632 del
whats olive been up to?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.897633 del
>>897631
Have a feed.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.897634 del
>897623
You are banned :)


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.897635 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.897636 del
She is in Europe you mong.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.897637 del
>>897636
what are you getting narky about?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.897638 del
>>897616
Poor bastard lost his wife and best friend recently.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.897639 del
>>897624
might give it a try, can you get it at supermarkets?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.897640 del
>>897638
He did.
His wife might have been vaxmaxxed. Got heart failure while sleeping.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.897641 del
If you post enough racist shit on twitter it stops updating your feed lmao


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.897642 del
>>897640
Hmm. Could be worse. Could be living in a dunny :)


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.897643 del
>>897642
Nothing better to do than to talk about Nuro?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.897644 del
>>897639
Chemist warehouse


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.897645 del
What a finish to the footy. A few minutes left.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.897646 del
>>897641
I think its just a shit website. Works well on my phone though


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.897647 del
>>897641
and you get a personal tweet of commendation from elon


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.897648 del
>>897646
>>897647
The feed loads normally when I'm not tired and being extra racist... I just tried uploading some racist memes to see if that did the same thing and it stopped my feed again. So even images work


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.897649 del
She looks like my one and only gf

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XzjaAbblxZ0 [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.897650 del
Desire to goon rising...


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.897651 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.897652 del
>>897649
that australia is dead and never coming back


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.897653 del
What a game of footy!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.897654 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.897655 del
Damn I'm eating good. Imagine capitalising some BANNED loser's online persona. Kek.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.897656 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.897657 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.897658 del
What should I eat today
steak, pizza, mcdicks?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.897659 del
>>897658
Get a pizza, and garlic bread.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.897660 del
>>897658
> [Hong Kong]
bugs


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.897661 del
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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.897662 del
>>897591
Gonna sleep well tonight that's for damn sure!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.897663 del
>>897597
Maybe she was disappointed that I was just another horndog.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.897664 del
>>897599
I feel a bit that way with all of Hitchcock's films. Whatever impact thay had has been lost in the pile of knockoffs and mimicry in so much cinema since them.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.897665 del
>>897663
She thought you had a more technical appreciation of her skills.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.897666 del
>>897613
I missed the last quarter. Wht was the score?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.897667 del
>>897666
Port won by 3. 75-72


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.897668 del
>>897665
Might be so.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.897669 del
>>897667
Haha, Adelaide Oval would've gone off. Good on them.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.897670 del
Kek


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.897671 del
>>897661
Cute chipmunk.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.897672 del
def garn fix my life up tomorrow, no cap, you'll see this time


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.897673 del
>>897672
I'm going to get ripped now though.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.897674 del
Oh for fucking fucks sake it's school holidays yet again. Time to roll down the shutters and break out the tinned soup.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.897675 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.897676 del
>>897672
I have faith in you NEET. Doable.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.897677 del
I wish cruisey would make a tug guide. I wanna try


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.897678 del
>>897677
Someone asked him for one once and he just gave a few dumb barely coherent sentences in reply.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.897679 del
>>897678
That's more than the neet who asked about atlantis got. The choof is taking its toll on cruisey, mark my words.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.897680 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.897681 del
>>897680
goodnight and good pepe


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.897682 del
>>897677
Meet at cas
50 in 380 out and free springrolls
Lunch special. $8.50 pints of pale, bought on member credits
We will need to hunt for a cigar shop $20
Smoke that and the joint i hid in your backpack.
Catch train to edwardstown.
Supa thai massage, 1hr 80. Get shampoo'd. No extras offered. Cum anyway.
Maid of Aukland Edwardstown, 60 in, 0 out
Anna therapy Edwardstown 150 half hour
Red rooster castle plaza 15.20


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.897683 del
>>897678
My posts donr really know ou are. My arse cunt.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.897684 del
>>897679
This phone doesnt allow recordings


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.897685 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D-tuOm7B-wI [Embed]


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.897686 del
Couchbed


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.897687 del
I'm scared to climb in. I think I need to bug spray it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.897688 del
Goddamn fucking niggers talking loudly and slamming car doors at practically midnight


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.897689 del
In the mood for an asian sex vacation


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.897690 del
Ten hours of hideous stress. Rejected the job offer.
Still can't get a doctor or any kind of support whatsoever, welbeing gradually approaching zero.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.897691 del
>>897690
Magnesium glycinate, l-theanine. Just try it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.897692 del
>>897690
Methanphetamine. Just try it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.897693 del
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>tfw didnt listen to Harold


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.897694 del
4th wank


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.897695 del
Ooooooohhh maaaan! Against timeeeee!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.897696 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SIXg3KieLro [Embed]
Me when the vicpol chopper be hoverin


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.897697 del
Drinking straight milk for the first time since I was a kid and it tastes way different


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.897698 del
4.30am and these niggers are still eeking and ooking in their front yard.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.897700 del
>>897699
That's a man.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.897701 del
>>897698
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.897702 del
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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.897704 del
Morning neets, today is the day I really fix shit up.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.897705 del
>>897704
Good evening fella. Good plan.
Have a good breakfast, take a good dump, keep clean, do one thing that moves you forward, and do a selfless act.


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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.897707 del
>>897704
We can do this together!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.897708 del
>>897705
Thank you and good morning.

>>897707
With Dan as your spirit guide anything is possible.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.897709 del
>>897701
there was a lull from 5.50 until 6.30
now they're all over the road making their loud chimp noises
going to ask one of the white tenants in the neighbouring units who the rental agency is and make a complaint
havent seen the stray cats that used to hang around here, so they've probably eaten them


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.897710 del
>>897709
>5.50
4.50 i mean


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.897711 del
>>897709
Diversity is our strength neet. Being unable to sleep at night due to constant noise is a small price to pay for all the amazing new ideas these people bring to our country, such as eating stray cats.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.897712 del
>>897709
>and make a complaint
A NEET took a screen capture of a letter he wrote and printed to his neighbours once.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.897713 del
Mrog


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.897714 del
>>897713
Mrogeles


Test NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.897715 del
123


NEETs-Arse NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.897716 del
Examines (You)!


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.897718 del
>>897717
Are you the bloke who lost his leg?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.897719 del
>>897718
Sounds like it.
Leg watched the whole movie.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.897720 del
A movie just came out called legless. I thought that was a sick reference


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.897721 del
>>897719
The leg didn't say anything and it made me a little sad tbh


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.897722 del
>>897721
he was still harrumphing about being called an 'old troon faget'


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.897723 del
>>897722
The leg must know that those types of comments come from posters that are liek
>the call is coming from inside the home


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.897724 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.897725 del
>>897721
It was a good movie, you neets shouldn't have been talking during it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.897726 del
It's firing out of me.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.897728 del
>>897725
I enjoy the moofie because of the bants and the NEET who held my hand.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.897729 del
>>897727
Martin, it's not funny


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.897730 del
the theiving sheila who go stabbed first is still alive
she never got her boosies and bagina out


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.897731 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.897732 del
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kek


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.897733 del
It's watching gaybc news 24


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.897734 del
>>897732
lel

just remembered the wombosec 404 page: https://www.wombosec.com/foo


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.897735 del
>>897726
You should measure how far you can shoot
Might be a guinness world record


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.897736 del
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>>897727
oiveii


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.897737 del
>>897682
Just tell him how to choose a good rub and tug and how to get a happy ending without embarrassing yourself. That's what he want to know.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.897738 del


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.897739 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.897740 del
>>897739
Mording
Another day of sitting around?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.897741 del
>>897740
How do you always know?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.897742 del
Someday I'm gonna go to a friday the 13th party. Someday.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.897743 del
>>897727
Internet access should be by Licence, like with cars.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.897744 del
>>897743
gender should be a licence, like with chromosomes


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.897745 del
>>897744
>like with chromosomes
I'm down for that


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.897746 del
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NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.897747 del
>mic pumping


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.897748 del
>>897737
Walk in, ask for half an hour. Usually 40-50, I take 50. Then when she takes you to a booth, ask for a happy ending and give her another 50
I like drawing it out and waiting for them to offer, sometimes is cheaper too.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.897749 del
>>897747
I think I went to high school with him.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.897750 del
>>897749
it was him and mike lando and sloane kettering


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.897751 del
>>897748
he just wants a wank not a game of chess


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.897752 del
>>897746
I think I went to high school with him.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.897753 del
Garn kmart to get a new mouse. You neets need anything there?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.897754 del
>>897752
That is Weber. You did not.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.897755 del
>>897753
Are you the NEET who threw his mouse across the room the other day?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.897756 del
>>897751
the two aren't exclusive of each other


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.897757 del
Why do flies want to come inside the house so badly? I swear they wait by the door to sneak in. There is nothing but death for them inside. If the swat doesn't get them they die by exhaustion trying to get back out.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.897758 del
Going to Office Works and a liquor store.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.897759 del
>>897758
Be safe. New keyboard?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.897760 del
>>897753
I need a new summer quilt please. The 100% Australian merino wool.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.897761 del
>>897759
playdough


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:16 [Preview] No.897762 del
>>897748
You could have included more details.
How do you know if the place does happy endings? What are the telltale signs?
When you get undressed do you keep your undies on?
When do you ask about the happy ending? At the start or after the half hour of normal massage?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.897763 del
>>897759
I picked up a mini backlit wireless mechanical keyboard from there the other day (the KB400). Haven't used it a lot as yet, but it is clicky.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.897764 del
>>897763
>clicky
Very satisfying.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.897765 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xa_z57UatDY [Embed]

Tonight, on womboflix, we go to fighter pilot school with Tom Cruise, in the 1980s kino action extravaganza Top Gun (1986). Starring Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Michael Ironside and some roastie who hit the wall decades ago. 7pm AEST.

download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Top%20Gun%20%281986%29%201080p%20BrRip%20x264%201.29GB%20YIFY.mp4


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.897766 del
>>897754
Webby was my sempai in high school, but he refused to notice me.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.897767 del
>>897766
You were an embarrassment to him, yourself, and everyone around you.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.897768 del
>>897765
I haven't watched that one in many many years. I honestly don't remember the plot. I know it more based on memes now. I don't even know who "Goose" really is. I know he isn't Ryan Gosling.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.897769 del
>>897768
russia shoots val kilmer in the arse and tom rides a motorbike or something


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.897770 del
>>897769
No spoilers please.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.897771 del
>>897769
>shoots
*Pounds


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.897772 del
True Detective season 4 is fairly enjoyable for goyslop, thoughts?


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.897773 del
>>897772
never seen it


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.897775 del
>>897772
I stopped watching after Season 1. Have not heard good things.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.897776 del
>>897774
He hit the wall almost as hard as Brendan Frasier.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.897777 del
>>897775
Same, but I randomly played the last one, and it was ok, at least for me at that moment.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.897778 del
>>897769
that's all I remember of it too

gonna dox myself as an oldneet, but all the boys in my high school class went off to try the air force entrance exam when that movie was out. all of them flunked (bombed..) it.


NEET 09/13/2024 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.897779 del
>>897777
Is the main detective a negro?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.897780 del
>>897778
>gonna dox myself as an oldneet
There is no shame any more NEET. The stigma is gone. We ageing NEETs have a right to exist in an online form.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.897781 del
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>>897772
>True Detective season 4
The episode ratings on imdb are not good. Starts bad and then gets worse.

Of course you should not live your life by imdb ratings though.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.897782 del
>was already out of school and working when top gun came out


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.897783 del
>>897782
He is fortunate. He got to enjoy life before the country went to the dogs.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.897784 del
>>897762
At the start I guess. Once you're in the booth.
I like the build up.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.897785 del
Don't you know you can make more money as a butcher?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.897786 del
Wondering what my life rates on imbd


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.897787 del
At least 3 Americans and one Brit are going to get executed in DRC for inciting a coup. They're either retarded blacks that thought Africa was their zion, or they were trying to put a puppet in (the most humane and appropriate action). Fuck their soverignty, I want my cobalt.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.897788 del
>>897786
I pay shills to boost my rating


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.897789 del
>Benjamin Zalman-Polun.
lol


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.897790 del
>>897788
Shift work wanking the dog


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.897791 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.897792 del
>>897791
Based on 1 review.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.897793 del
>>897790
The dog never runs dry


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.897794 del
>>897792
Out of 1.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.897795 del
Went to Office Works and the liquor shop. Stopped at a bakery on the way home. Only had the choice between a chicken pie and a chili pie. Chose chicken. Mistake. Who puts sesame seeds on top of a pie and puts peas and corn inside a pie? Having a snot block and a Southwark Bitter now.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.897796 del
>>897795
Never choose chicken, lessen learnt


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.897797 del
New mouse acquired, identical to the old one except this one works and is cleaner. WINNING.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.897798 del
>>897787
Probably CIA glowniggers.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.897799 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.897800 del
>>897795
>Who puts sesame seeds on top of a pie and puts peas and corn inside a pie?
I see no problem there. Sounded nice.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.897801 del
>>897797
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.897802 del
Can no longer differentiate the Hungarian and Netherlands flag on here. Eyes are shot.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.897803 del
>>897797
I hope you have a proper burial for your old one.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.897804 del
>>897800
I didn't get the chili pie in case it had disgusting BEANS inside it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.897805 del
>>897804
Beans are the future.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.897806 del
>>897804
>>897805
Beans are only feed for livestock. Not fit for human consumption. The flatulence is your body rejecting them.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.897807 del
Beans beans they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so open your legs and let one squeal
original content copyright me


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.897808 del
>>897807
That's all just propaganda. Misinformation.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.897810 del
>>897795
That's an average sounding pie.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.897811 del
>>897798
Yeah. One is a mine manager.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.897812 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:32 [Preview] No.897813 del
>>897809
They found students learn and retain more useful information by not attending.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.897814 del
>>897808
Thats exactly what a cat eater would say.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.897815 del
>>897813
On the upside, no more foreign students need be admitted into SA for studying there, and courses should become significantly cheaper now there are no lecturers, right?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.897816 del
>>897814
>cat
You can't argue with the macros.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.897817 del
Apparently this flower is causing young girls to become women earlier.
Although, by the sounds of things, they predominantly use synthetic alternatives.. so likely bullshit.

<In her 1705 book the Metamorphosis Insectorum Surinamensium, Maria Sibylla Merian described how the young indigenous women would string the seeds on threads and wear the seeds as decoration on their arms. She also indicated that the Indigenous people used the seeds to fatten up their chickens.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.897818 del
>>897815
To the unacademically minded, perhaps. I'm sure the brainy wiz's in our education dep have a more fleshed out solution. (Higher prices to account for less students, while they protest with the teachers union for higher wages)


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.897819 del
To disagree means you hate the children.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.897820 del
The etymology of the name musk, originating from Indian Sanskrit मुष्क muṣka (lit. 'small testicle')

Deer musk was unknown in the Western world in classical antiquity and reference to it does not appear until the 5th century AD when it is mentioned in the Talmud (Brachot 43.)

There's a joke here but I'm not smart enough to articulate it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.897821 del
>>897820
When is the first mention of possum musk? Have boongs used it for millions of years for its medicinal value?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.897822 del
>>897821
Possums from the past used to be huge ferocious creatures capable of biting a Dinosaur in half with a quick snap of it's jaw, now they are simple cute creatures that just crave a nice warm garlic bread and a cuddle.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.897823 del
>>897822
I saw a dead possum today. Scared look in its eyes


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.897824 del
>>897823
Weber probably ran it over


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.897825 del
>>897824
The first hit might have been an accident, but when he put it in reverse and went over it again his behaviour seemed suspicious.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.897826 del
>>897799
Fukken saved


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.897827 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.897828 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.897829 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.897830 del
Mrog dings


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.897831 del
What vidya have good soundtracks?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.897832 del
>>897831
Dave Mirra bmx


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.897834 del
>>897831
jet set radio future


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.897835 del
>>897831
Megaman


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.897836 del
>>897831
Rome total war


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.897837 del
>>897831
BATTLETOADS


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.897838 del
An excessive amount of feed consumed last night. Ridiciulous. And now I get to do it all again tonight.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.897839 del
>>897838
What did you have? We need neets to post more feed pictures.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.897840 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2TCJbvEPT8Q [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.897841 del
>>897840
Those cargo shorts executives play a good fiddle.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.897843 del
>>897842
She should be wearing gloves.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.897844 del
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>>897843
>gloves


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.897845 del
lord of the rings really was overdue for being updated for a modern audience


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.897846 del
117.8kg today. Absolutely smashing it.
Heil Ray Peat.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.897847 del
>>897845
You better be trolling.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.897848 del
>>897846
You're disappearing King. Hail Ray Peat. Hail victory.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.897849 del
I gotta get onto the l-theomine


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.897850 del
>>897847
He fucken better be. Goddamn fucking nigger orc opinion.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.897851 del
>>897849
I reckon it is just a placebo.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.897852 del
>>897839
Im on the tendies and chips, airfried with some sliced up beir stick. ABC kecap manis.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.897853 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.897854 del
>>897852
An interesting combination.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.897855 del
>>897852
dog food


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.897856 del
>>897853
Delet this


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.897857 del
Wouldn't mind some potato wedges and tendies, or maybe potato gems, as an alternative to take aways.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.897858 del
NO
MORE
SLOP!!!!!


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.897859 del
>>897857
Takeaway gets a bit boring after a while


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.897860 del
>>897857
Cook yourself something decent NEET.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.897861 del
>>897858
You will eat the slop and be happy.


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>>897847
>>897850
Send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian apes


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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.897864 del
I like the way he didn't use Yabubian until that fat Scottish ginger faggot on YouTube did a mad lads video on it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.897865 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.897866 del
I combined a chamomile and peppermint tea


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.897867 del
>>897866
you're out of control, keep it up and the authorities will be alterted


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.897868 del
>>897829
Smile and enthusiasm, gone.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.897869 del
>>897839
Ever had a bacon sanga with banana and peanut butter? They're good.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.897870 del
>>897865
you know who


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.897871 del
>>897849
>L-theanine is an amino acid found primarily in green and black tea and some mushrooms. It's also available in pill or tablet form. It's said to help ease anxiety, stress, and reduce insomnia.

>L-theanine is a natural compound that is present in green tea and black tea. In this article, we look at the potential health benefits and risks of L-theanine as well as its dosage.

>L-theanine is an amino acid found in tea leaves, particularly green tea and loose-leaf tea, that has several potential health benefits. But first, let's go over what amino acids are and why they ...

tl;dr drink tea


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.897872 del
>>897866
Won't that produce a toxic vapour?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.897873 del
Hailing


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.897874 del
>>897871
Very small amounts in tea.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.897875 del
Spent about 4 more hours coding.
Backed everything up and logged out. Need to do some relaxification.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.897876 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.897877 del
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>>897876
the wanker on the right


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.897878 del
Quite liking the Southwark Bitter.
Doesn't taste how I remember it as a child when Fatherbot would drink it, but I'm sure tastes change over time. They seemed to stop making it (or selling it locally) in the early late 80s/early 90s, so it's been a long time. He switched to West End Export after that, which I think has also ceased to exist.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.897879 del
>>897875
You have done well. Do you anticipate this project will make you a large sum of money?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.897880 del
>>897879
No. I don't have enough self-belief or social skills to make much of it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.897881 del
A number of my boss's customers could use it in their environments, but my fear is he would try and pivot it into free copies in exchange for support agreements. That would make him money and do nothing for me.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.897882 del
>>897880
I was going to ask you to lend me some money.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.897883 del
>>897881
You need to keep control of it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.897884 del
>>897877
what's your problem with him?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.897885 del
>>897831
Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.897886 del
>>897875
You are the one hunting Jason Bourne.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.897887 del
>>897871
>sponsored by Twinings


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.897888 del
>>897588
You are a man of mis-tray.

I should do one tower post instead of many one liners perhaps.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.897889 del
>>897884
he is always pulling on his nose and rubbing it
he also leaves out details when he recounts things


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.897890 del
>>897889
>pulling on his nose and rubbing it
Sounds vile.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.897891 del
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My sister offered to help me move and i told through my mother no and my sister started having meltdowns. Then i had to call my sister myself and tell her that i dont want her help and that i want to move alone. Then she said that my mother made me call and i said no and then she hung up.
All i want to do is move in peace without stress but some people just make it their life goal to involve themselves in my life by all means possible.
You say that you want to help? Then accept the fact that i dont want your help.
She also offered to bring some stranger to help me move my things. I dont want someone i dont know touching my things. For fucks sake just leave me alone


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.897892 del
>>897891
You should try and build some kind of relationship with your sister. When your parents are gone she will be all the family you have.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.897893 del
>>897891
Sounds like they were just being kind.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.897894 del
>>897891
Well, tell 'em that they are helping by leaving it to you.
Also just don't pay mind to her testicular torsions. From what you write she's not at your place bitching, so why do you make it your problem?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.897895 del
>>897893
The road to hell is paved by good intentions.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.897896 del
>>897894
>From what you write she's not at your place bitching, so why do you make it your problem?
Because she kept saying that she was going to travel to my place


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.897897 del
>>897896
Pack quick and leave.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.897898 del
>>897897
Based on his posts, I suspect he has little more than his computer and maybe three outfits


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.897899 del
probably hasn't realised yet that moving things like mattresses usually requires 2 people


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.897900 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.897901 del
nobody at officeworks thought it was weird I purchased 6 kilograms of plasticine


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.897902 del
>>897899
He literally can sleep on a yogamat and buy everything later.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.897903 del
>>897901
OK I'll ask, what are you going to do with 6kg of plasticine?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.897904 del
>>897901
I didnt know you could purchase that much at once


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.897905 del
>>897899
>>897902
Im not bringing my bed. Im borrowing a inflatable mattress from my grandparents


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.897906 del
>>897901
They phoned the terrorist hotline right after you left.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.897907 del
>>897903
The niece I like (the autistic one) was telling me she likes making things with it, but not play dough which is for little kids.
So I got 12 x 500g bricks, one brick of each colour they have. Also some of those sculpting tools the clay pottery people use.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.897908 del
>>897905
>from my grandparents toilet*


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.897909 del
>>897906
lel the thought did cross my mind
particularly if I'd bought all the yellow or white bricks


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.897910 del
>>897907
That is good of you. I hope she enjoys it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.897911 del
Finally found some nicotine pouches nearby but they only sell 8mg and up
Head spins


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.897912 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.897913 del
>>897911
Go easy on them.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.897914 del
gonna have some donginos for dindins


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.897915 del
feels like 6.2
no wonder I'm cold


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.897916 del
4 degrees overnight


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.897917 del
>>897916
He won't tuck him in either.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.897918 del
>>897914
Two garlic breads please.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.897919 del
medium-rare t-bone


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.897920 del
Today I have had:
Breaky: Diced chicken breast fried in lard and butter with garlic and paprika. I threw in a tin of cannellini beans, some frozen peas, and a little tomato paste and cooked it up together.
Lunch: Buckwheat, roasted then boiled in milk with a little butter. I threw in some frozen blueberries and some banana with a drizzle of honey.
Haven't had dindins yet. Might not have anything because I've eat a lot today.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.897921 del
>>897914
Try the new fried chicken pizza please.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.897922 del
>>897919
My favourite.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.897923 del
>>897918
I only got one. You can have three (3) slices.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.897924 del
>>897920
That sounds good.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.897925 del
>>897921
that looked like garbage


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.897926 del
>>897923
>three (3) slices.
Dry end slices probably.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.897927 del
I had a fucking good rump steak (the pub gave me two actually) last Sunday. I had the hump so I wasn't posting.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.897928 del
It is hard to post here now with all the range bans lol. I might have to start using IPs outside of Australia because this is ridiculous. Adelaide ones remain fine but most of the east coast ones don't work for me.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.897929 del
>>897926
You can have the middle, ffs.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.897930 del
>>897927
Polite service?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.897931 del
Jesus these Nvidia driver updates are slow.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.897932 del
>>897930
It was, yes.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.897933 del
I'm using W10 atm because I want to play TW: Rome II and I'd forgotten how cancerous the operating system is.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.897934 del
>>897933
>cancerous
I like it. It works well. All the best programs use it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.897935 del
>>897920
Your breakky sounds like it was nice.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.897936 del
>>897935
Are you the neet that thinks buckwheat should only be cooked in water?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.897937 del
>>897925
It didn't look like it had much chicken on it.


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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.897939 del
>>897937
2Aussie's one looked a lot better than Grego's.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.897940 del
>>897693
I got screamed at in that van because i kept asking questions


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.897941 del
>>897938
Okay, thanks. I only made it because I had nothing else to have but I was surprised by how nice it ended up being. Lard is some good shit to have. I recommend it to all the neets. It works well with all my stainless and has a lovely taste to it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.897942 del
>>897941
Which brand of lard do you get?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.897943 del
(1.05 MB 720x990 2qWaHDuZX9a3f4u-.mp4)
Sirs are coming to Australia en masse soon


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.897944 del
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Join us in the danger zone tonight neets, as we watch Top Gun (1986). 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.897945 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.897946 del
>>897942
York Foods.


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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.897949 del
>>897947
I thought only asians flooded Australia


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.897950 del
>>897949
Indians are Asian


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.897951 del
>>897950
Eh, usually we use Asian to mean Oriental. Pajeets love to lump themselves in with Orientals because it is more prestigious than (or at least not as bad as) being a streetshitting dravidian.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.897952 del
>>897921
GregO rated it a 5/10. Not worth leaving the house for.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.897953 del
>>897946
That is made from pork fat I think. I have not seen a beef lard anywhere.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.897954 del
>>897933
I use WD-40


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.897955 del
>>897920
Nice.

Today I had 6 weetbix, smoked trout with homemade bread, 4 eggs, a banana and some shapes. Going to have nuts soon and make butter chicken for dinner.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.897956 del
>>897951
They're all Asian


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.897957 del
>>897951
Brish call pajeets and pakis asians
Whites are caucasian


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.897958 del
Disappointing pizza. Too much topping. Not enough cheese to bind the topping. Too much sauce. Everything not falling off is sliding around.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.897959 del
>>897956
Yes, but South Asians are by far the worst of them.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.897960 del
>>897957
>caucasian
Seppo term. Just say white.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.897961 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.897962 del
p


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.897963 del
white people dont season dey food


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.897964 del
>>897958
How was the garlic bread?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.897965 del
Cawk Asian.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.897966 del
p


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.897967 del
>>897955
>smoked trout with homemade bread
Very fancy. Sounds nice.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.897968 del
>>897964
That other NEET ate it all


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.897969 del
I put one of the choc lava cakes in my undies as a joke.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.897970 del
macdonalds sells deluxe quarter pounders now and they're about as good as a whopper from HJ


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.897971 del
>>897893
Nope. He said he doesn't need help. End of story
>>897928
Dumb beau banned a bunch of ISPs


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.897972 del
>>897953
The same brand has a beef dripping.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.897973 del
>>897970
>deluxe
How do they differ from the regular ones?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.897974 del
>>897973
salad?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.897975 del
>>897973
they're better


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.897976 del
>>897972
Google suggests it is grass fed too. I will check it out. Might be at Drake's.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.897977 del
I can't remember when I last took a shit.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.897978 del
>>897928
i wonder why the east coast ones don't work


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.897979 del
>>897978
I'm connected via Sydney.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.897980 del
Anyone seen In the Land of Saints and Sinners (2023)?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.897981 del
>>897980
I have not.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.897982 del
>>897976
Their site says it's only sold at selected Coles, Woolies and IGA.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.897983 del
>>897982
>selected
Might just be in the good home suburbs.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.897985 del
Uploading an 8 mb gif is basically terrorism considering the autoplay feature.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.897986 del
(595.35 KB 720x1280 nigger.webm)
(2.32 MB 576x1024 madoka.mp4)
(4.05 MB 576x1024 koneko.mp4)


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.897987 del
>>897986
She better have a weenie


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.897988 del
>>897973
Real meat


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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.897991 del
>>897986
She has a nice room


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.897992 del
met her. meet whore. more whores!


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.897993 del
The wisdom of actor and hell-raiser Oliver Reed:

“Because you sign a piece of paper and say “for better or worse” and you stand up in front of God and vow that you will remain faithful to the exclusion of every other woman for the rest of your life doesn’t mean you can do it. I can’t believe that it’s possible to be sure that you’ll live up to that vow. I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn’t necessarily believe in.”

“American men like their women to have these special teeth and be perfectly coiffured and have amazing breasts. Have you seen an Italian mama with those kind of teeth, that kind of hair and that kind of waist? They’re not like that. They’re in the kitchen cooking for their families–doing what they should do.”

“I believe that my woman shouldn’t work outside the home. When I come home and I’m tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure that everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. That’s the kind of job she’ll have and, in return for it, she can bear my children and if any man talks bad to her, I’ll hit him.”

He was once physically dragged off the set of a live television programme after turning up smashed out of his skull on vodka and then trying to grope and snog miserable feminist bitch Kate Millett for no other reason than to annoy the hell out of her. Which he did.

On the afternoon of 2 May 1999, then aged 61, Oliver Reed popped into a bar where he proceeded to guzzle down three bottles of Jamaican rum, eight bottles of strong German beer and several double whiskeys, whilst also finding the time to beat a group of young soldiers in an arm-wrestling contest. Then he toppled over dead from a heart attack, leaving someone else to pick up the £450 bar tab.

Now that’s a real man.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.897994 del
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Get in here neets, I'm sending you characters to Miramar: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.897995 del
>>897973
tomato and mayonaise


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.897996 del
>>897985
Courtesy of another NEET. Still haven't tried it though. Too lazy.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.897997 del
>>897986
Okay? x one million!


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.897998 del
Still havent started on the butter chicken


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.897999 del
>>897986
These are literally male aren't they?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.898000 del
>>897998
Time to get busy.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.898001 del
>>897999
I hope so


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.898002 del
(75.83 KB 640x643 tom_cruise.jpg)
How does he do it?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.898003 del
>>898002
Adrenochrome.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.898004 del
does this autoplay?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.898005 del
(349.75 KB 1080x1901 vokda.jpg)


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.898006 del
>>898003
or tea leaf extract


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.898008 del
>>898007
Nice gif


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.898009 del
>>898002
Didn't she get raped by a pack of niggers?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.898010 del
>>898002
The aliens have kept him young.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.898011 del
Worst part about moving out is packing boxes. I just dont want to do it


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.898012 del
Cold one tonight


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.898013 del
Bought corn chips instead of cooking tonight, and I had a little leftover chicken anyway. Its too late to cook now


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.898014 del
>>898012
Time to put that onesie on.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.898015 del
Is imisshelen ok?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.898016 del
>>898011
And then unpacking.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.898017 del
>>898011
I just keep my stuff in boxes all the time, have done ever since we moved when I was 12.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.898018 del
Hmm, you can get a Happy Meal® with cheeseboig, small chips and soft drink for $5.75. But if you were to get a standalone small cheeseboig meal you'd be paying $8.95.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.898019 del
>>898013
I need to cook a pack of pork mince. Should be done by three(3) am.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.898020 del
>>898018
Its fucking ridiculous, so expensive. idk how people on welfare survive, or even wagies for that matter

>>898019
If I started cooking now it would be an hour and a half, half an hour of prep than an hour in the big pot. That takes me to almost 10pm, and Ive had a busy day. I'll cook during the day tomorrow


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.898021 del
“Alright darlin’, it’s a fiver for a handjob, tenner for full sex, twenty
if you’re going in the backdoor.”

I wish hookers were this cheap..


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.898022 del
>>898015
I hope so. He was missed tonight.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.898023 del
>>898021
That was before inflation.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.898024 del
>>898019
Late night neet.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.898025 del
>>898020


You have a valid not to be bothered cooking though. I've been sitting on my arse all day doing nothing but watch Youtube.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.898026 del
I pull the meat ouf of the fridge first before doing anything else. Now I've got no choice but to cook it or risk food poisoning from bringing it down to room temp.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.898027 del
Goddamn I love the music they used in top gun. There will never be another decade like the 80s, the universe just cannot contain that much awesome for more than 10 years.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.898028 del
Quentin Tarantino explains the homosexual subtext of top gun: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1LXL6OOsM [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.898029 del
>>898027
There were some good tunes.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.898030 del
>>898029
I have a 1 hour extended version of danger zone I use to help me concentrate when programming. Also of the top gun anthem theme. Again, 1 hour.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.898031 del
>>898028
He's right.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.898032 del
>>898031
It's very obvious once you know what to look for.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.898033 del
>>898031
Not wrong.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.898034 del
>>898032
Bulges?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.898035 del
Top Gun, one of the most american movies ever made, was directed by an englishman, Tony Scott.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.898036 del
Sauce made. There's no turning back now boys.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.898037 del
>>898035
Might actually watch it one day. Oblivion (2013) is still my fav TC movie.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.898038 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.898039 del
This makes old troons seethe


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.898040 del
Might play with the boys.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.898041 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.898042 del
>>898039
I don't know what any of that means but you better not be being rude to Weber again.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.898043 del
Behead those that are rude to Weber!


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.898044 del
>tfw no Kiernan Shipka nude leaks


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.898045 del
1986 saw Top Gun, Crocodile Dundee, Aliens, Ferris Buller's Day Off, Labyrinth, Big Trouble in Little China and the Karate Kid 2

Would have been quite a good year to be a filmgoer


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.898046 del
going to bed before the niggers start eeking and ooking again


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.898047 del
>>897866
Radically chill


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.898048 del
>>897873
It cant be


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.898049 del
>>897878
I thought it was a stout >bitter yeah, but i'm dumb. Is bitter ale or lager or draugh


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.898050 del
>>897891
This is a very NEETly feel. Good work standing your ground. It would have been worse if you let them.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.898051 del
>>898046
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.898052 del
Another shamefully unproductive day. Might have a camomile.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.898053 del
>>897911
>8mg
Heavy


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.898054 del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.898055 del
>>898052
>Might have a camomile.
I don't mean to be rude NEET, but I don't think you've earned one.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.898056 del
>>897927
>two
How does this happen? Did it need two plates?


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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.898058 del
>>898056
It might have been two small ones.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.898059 del
>>898021
You could get a crackhead to do that


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.898060 del
>>898011
Throw it all away


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.898061 del
>>898055
just one won't hurt


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.898062 del
>>898061
I used to think that and now have a full blown teabagging addiction. Catching, not pitching.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.898063 del
Got most of the veg prepped. Just an onion and some garlic to chop then it's frying time!


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.898064 del
>>898045
Seeing Aliens with a gf at a cinema during that era would have been nice.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.898065 del
Just saw a drug deal go down outside my house. Bad home neighbourhood.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.898066 del
She'd be curling up to you during the scary parts but now a bitch be on her phone looking for the next tinder hookup.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.898067 del
I would be the next tinder hookup.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.898068 del
Do any NEETs here have experience with drugs besides booze or weed?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.898069 del
Footy is getting interesting. Ten minutes to go.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.898070 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.898071 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.898072 del
>>898039
Real men use Putty. He was right when he said that.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.898073 del
>>898002
Hollywood when they are done with people produce monsters.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.898074 del
BIG JOE!


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.898075 del
What a finish!
Love me footy NEETs.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.898076 del
>>898075
Sports are for normies


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.898077 del
It has been weeks since I had the heater on but I'm feeling tempted now. Very chilly.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.898078 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.898079 del
>>898076
That is a very normie comment.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.898080 del
Once I get good at python and html i want to become a coder or become self employed


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.898081 del
>>898080
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.898082 del
Late night..no neets around


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.898083 del
>>898082
I was just going to bed. Good night NEET.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.898084 del
Im taking over. Im the only one here,


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.898085 del
I'm here.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.898086 del
I AM HERE


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.898087 del
>>898086
Calm down NEET. the night is peaceful (its actually the same...))))?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.898088 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hk0ELNilTEQ [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.898089 del
Bunnings tomorrow. Got to get a few thangz.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.898090 del
>>898089
Im getting some secateurs there tomorrow (today actually)


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.898091 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fFHlfbKVi30 [Embed]
Me as an apprentice in the Webbi dojo


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.898092 del
>>898002
I am joining scientology tmrw.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.898093 del
Still haven't called grannybot all year.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.898094 del
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dot


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.898095 del
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Me exploring Elizabeth, South Australia to teach a bitter old troon that its ok to use colourschemes and configure keyboard shortcuts on your local machine if that makes your programming experience more enjoyable or ergonomic, that, in fact, you don't have to identify with the early 90s to own the zoomers.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.898096 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.898097 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUuHSMLTAlk [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.898098 del
>>898096
Where in South America did he stole her kek?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.898099 del
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Winter is coming, finally.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.898100 del
>>898089
>>898090
Go to Mitre10?
Aldi have secateurs atm


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.898101 del
Tomorrow im packing and the day after that im leaving


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.898102 del
>>898101
Sounds good. It will work out fine.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.898103 del
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Seattle


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:52 [Preview] No.898104 del
morning bros


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.898105 del
H


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.898106 del
Women have acid in they pussays


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 20:58 [Preview] No.898107 del
>>898100
>Aldi have secateurs atm
Not something you want to cheap out on if you have lots to prune or prune regularly


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.898108 del
bruno from kingswood country died


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.898109 del
>>898039
You might have a point if you actually finished a project.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.898110 del
Actually slept well after my first day of not eating junk food. Perhaps it was all the crap I was eating that was giving me insomnia.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.898111 del
Powerful one gun salute.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.898112 del
>>898107
Aldi are good and they come with a sharpener


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.898114 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.898115 del
>>898078
DO NOT TAKE THE HUMAN ELECTROLYTES


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.898116 del
>>898114
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.898117 del
>>898114
would rape


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.898118 del
Mrogli


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.898119 del
second stando for teh day


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.898120 del
>>898113
I still believe this >>>/ck/37 isn't Nuro's hand


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.898121 del
>>898119
Living the based gooner life. There are some neets who are still having breakfast.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.898122 del
>>898121
liquid bre3akfast


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.898123 del
>>898096
Fuck I know that guy, it better be his daughter


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.898124 del
>>898068
Wouldn't recommend


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.898125 del


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.898126 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PbMl6DjhJ1I [Embed]

South Park - Bigger Longer And Uncut (1999) will be on womboflix tonight. 7pm AEST.

download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/South.Park.Bigger.Longer.and.Uncut.1999.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.898127 del
>>898123
how old is that girl?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.898128 del
garn go for a walk to woolies, get my shopping and walking done early, you neets need anything while I'm there?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.898129 del
>>898127
Don't know but I'm going to say not old enough


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.898130 del
>>898129
looks like an adult to me


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.898131 del
>>898128
chickin


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.898132 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.898133 del
PRESSURE IN MY HEAD NOW I'VE GOT TO KILL AGAIN


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.898134 del
dogs in the neighbourhood and barking and howling


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.898135 del
had some mondster
had some pidser
trimmed my nails
need to get dressed and take the car to be washed


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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.898138 del
>>898128
Strawberry milk, monsieur.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.898139 del
>>898129
>sail with Ben and Amy
>Two crazy friends on a sailboat.
I think Ben is actually his name, never seen the girl before
>>898130
If she's French she might be 18 but that's sort of not the point. It's clearly pedo bait and the comment section is jam packed with groom.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.898140 del
>>898139
>clearly pedo bait


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.898141 del
need some 1930s-1950s sci fi movies to watch


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.898142 del
>>898140
lol yeah according to some posters, every female posted here is either underage or a post-wall granny


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.898143 del
>>898142
or a dude, it's really telling


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.898144 del
Avssie lady moved to sardinia.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rdn7Ypq8j64 [Embed]


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.898145 del
>>898144
i would rape her


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.898146 del
>>898084
Kill a bunny rabbit, shave, enter a hole in time and space, you name it.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.898147 del
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NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.898148 del
>>898142
>every female posted here is either underage
No one has mentioned that specific point for a while. It's literally >>898143 or
>or a post-wall granny
And there is no problem with either.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.898149 del
>>898128
Pink flavoured milk please


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.898150 del
>>898147
Careful crossing the road.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.898151 del
>>898138
My nigguh


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.898152 del
Seen too much shit neets, need happy thoughts. Not even Dan can help with this one


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.898153 del
>>898135
Lots of falcons around


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.898154 del
>>898147
Cultural epicentre.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.898155 del
>>898154
Recognise the significance of the site to aboriginal and Torres Strait Island people


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.898156 del
>>898147
What's on?


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.898157 del
>>898143
Neets are exceptional men, and thus only exceptional females are worthy of us.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.898159 del
Might gar a fish.


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.898160 del
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>>898147
TIMEZONE


NEET 09/14/2024 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.898161 del
>>898159
What fish?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.898162 del
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>>898157
I second this statement.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.898163 del
Weber was a revered Tekken player once.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.898164 del
>>898161
A wish fish. It's a special fish that grants wishes, only found in coastal australian waters, slowly going extinct due to overexploitation.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.898165 del
>>898164
What's it taste like?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.898166 del
>>898161
Garn get that shark that done took out numpty and give it a hug.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.898167 del
>>898160
One of the few places open here despite their supposedly being 9am trading. Sidled up to Coffee Club at 9.15 and the two cuntoids behind the counter said “we don’t open until 9.30” in unison. They were making coffees for themselves and all I wanted was a coffee. Gave them a for fucks sake and stalked off.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.898168 del
>>898156
Pajeet detailing the car ahead of its 10k service tomorrow.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.898169 del
>>898163
Finished Virtua Cop 2 in the uni cafeteria once


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.898170 del
hrmfffphlevastavia


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.898171 del
Saw that chad Davo absolutely mogging the staff in yd.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.898172 del
>>898167
Don't go there again


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.898173 del
>>898172
I won’t
Never been to that one before either


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.898174 del
>>898168
Oh, thought you were seeing a moofie.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.898175 del
>>898165
Winning.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.898176 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.898177 del
>>898175
So like vodka?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.898178 del
Love paying pajeet $75 to detail the car and getting it home and finding missed patches and water streaks on bits they did do.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.898179 del
>>898178
I bet the british never had this problem when they ruled india


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.898180 del
>>898155
The nurungaa thing inside is for the york peninsula mob. Its a gathrering place. The watering hole.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.898181 del
>>898157
>exceptional
Executive*


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.898182 del
>>898178
I never give them money


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.898183 del
>>898182
Yeah I need to start doing it myself.
I just don't understand how they can be so incompetent at absolutely everything.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.898184 del
>>898178
I will do it for 50, next time.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.898185 del
>>898167
I went to lawash the other day and a guy served me (about 1030) then said that he didn't know if the til was working. I said I'll have a biriyani and a coffee and would pay once the til was on. Another guy came in about 20 min later, and then 10 min later another guy looked at me funny so I went up again. The first guy was old and might've been an owner and didn't even tell anyone I had ordered. And the coffee machine wasnt working. To be fair, I think it doesn't actually open until 11, and the open flashing sign is just for decoration.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.898186 del
>>898171
They should make better fitted chinos with extra space for how certain NEETs fill them out.
$20 for a crotch seam ammendment is ludacris.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.898187 del
The continual shit service I receive from everybody (like the coffee shop and car wash today) makes me depressed too. Like I'm insignificant and not deserving of any respect.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.898188 del
>>898187
It's the ethos of all Australian workers. Everyone does the bare minimum (even on a sunday casual rate), not just pajeet, then get to hide behind fairwork because it's so difficult to fire people.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.898189 del
>>898188
That's the ethos of all industrial countries, it feels like, because work never ends, kinda.


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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.898191 del
>>898187
make your own coffee and wash your own car


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.898192 del
>>898191
Merely today’s examples. It is not possible to avoid other people entirely or do every job yourself.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.898193 del
>>898178
I had mine done by nigger and chinks and they genuinely did a good job


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.898194 del
>>898193
I have not worked with many indians (outside of herders) but they all do seem really piss poor. Least the gooks try, they seem to appreciate the opportunity of being here.


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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.898196 del
Second coffee. Thinking about a hjs or kfc trip. Wadjawant?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.898197 del
>>898196
one bucket of kfc for me and one for my...friend. 15 pieces of original recipe in each, with all the sides.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.898198 del
>>898187
Antisocial behaviour will fix that, if they do not respect you they must fear you


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.898199 del
>>898158
Thanks neet. Went out and did some farm shit


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.898200 del
It's like the guy said about the shoes, jeets being piss poor sees them kicked between jobs they're unqualified for.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.898201 del
>>898198
It's increasingly looking that way. But then you're the psycho that nobody wants to deal with.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.898202 del
>>898198
You jest but it is a real shame that we need to lower our own expectations.
They need more stick and less carrot.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.898203 del
Talked to an ex cow orker from when I sold courses at lizbef train station. 10 years ago I was near unemployable, she had to drive me around.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.898204 del
>>898201
That's why you act nice at first to get them started on the job and then you get nasty, I would leave photographs of crime scenes and torture victims in the car for them to see.
They won't take another booking from you but there's always other car washes in town.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.898205 del
lets get drunk neets


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.898206 del
>>898201
Not playing is better then losing


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.898208 del
>>898207
Cool. They're clever birds.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.898209 del
>>898205
I wish I could. Second wage in 4 hrs.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.898210 del
>>898206
What planet are you on?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.898211 del
I don't want to wait until Wednesday.
GregO, can you do a review please?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.898213 del
Looks like a southern belle.
They have $5 burgers at Weboig on the weekend.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.898214 del
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adm9247

In September 2023, we detected the start of a 9-day-long, global 10.88-millihertz (92-second) monochromatic very-long-period (VLP) seismic signal, originating from East Greenland.

They're calling it global warming but it's actually the trumpets of Thule. Argard is reawoken. The kaliyuga is turning.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.898215 del
I am not a fan of melted cheese.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.898216 del
Australia's average temperature has increased on average by 1.44 ± 0.24 °C since national records began in 1910. Since 1950, every decade has been warmer than the decade before.

.2 of a degree (max) per decade increase.
It's not real. I warm my house that much by farting.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:02 [Preview] No.898217 del
No energy again. Fug.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.898218 del
>>898197
Whos your friend?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.898219 del
>>898216
The key bit being "since records began". It's all well and good to say things are warming since then, but there is no way of knowing whether that is just the tail end of a cycle lasting hundreds or thousands of years.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.898220 del
>>898205
Top idea!


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.898221 del
>>898209
Call in NOW!


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.898222 del
>>898216
.t The Copernicus Society a cult


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.898223 del
Butter chicken on and simmering


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.898224 del
>>898219
They can and do do ice and drill samples. I remember someone saying that ice ages have cycles (some say every 20k, some say 100k years). Also that something like 80% of monoxide is and has always been from volcanos.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.898225 del
>>898203
What is she up to these days?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.898226 del
>>898212
I would give it 3/10 just for the name.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.898227 del
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Have you ever wanted to visit antarctica neets?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.898228 del
I finished reading Shogun last night. It was pretty good.
Lower back pain now from lying down on my front too long.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.898229 del
>>898228
If I lay on my front for more than 5 minutes I would probably suffocate


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.898230 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.898231 del
>>898222
Is this the same group?
The Australian sect have a .gov site.

https://www.copernicus-user-uptake.eu/partner


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.898232 del
>>898225
Lives with her gf, who is a herding type manager so understood my role. She didn't specifically say, come to think of it. I have thought about her heaps, she has great people skills.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.898233 del
>>898229
You need a CPAP.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.898234 del
>>898230
He would have treated Helen right.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.898235 del
>>898232
Was she impressed by the progress you have made in your life?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.898236 del
I have put the towels on the line. I hope it was not too late. I sleep in too late to give them a full day out there.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.898237 del
>>898234
Beat her cloaca flat.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.898238 del
>>898235
I didn't let on that I was lowly NEET material back then.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.898239 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T0TkRa7a8Sc [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.898240 del
a couple more rums and I'll be a nordy poster


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.898241 del
just lying here staring at the screen all day


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.898242 del
>>898238
She knew.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.898243 del
>>898232
yuck lezzos


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.898244 del
I went out and looked at the potplants for the first time since winter started. Half of them have died.
I watered the ones that were left.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.898245 del
>>898244
Why did they die? We’ve had about two sunny days in three months


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.898246 del
>>898227
Already been


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.898247 del
>>898233
I don’t think that would do much for 150kg crushing my lungs


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.898248 del
>>898246
see any aliens or cthulhu?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.898249 del
>>898241
Living the dream.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.898250 del
>>898248
Nah just my uncle and a few of his mates/employees


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.898251 del
>>898245
>Why did they die?
Lack of water probably. They were under a tree which probably blocked most of the rain.
Some got buried in fallen leaves.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.898252 del
>>898242
I had a goatie and smoked rollies.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.898253 del
>>898243
Yeah, I think she brought it up because she thought I might've been hitting on her.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.898254 del
>>898244
Survival of the fittest.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.898255 del
>>898253
Were you hitting on her?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.898256 del
>>898247
You got big tiddies


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.898257 del
>>898255
I dont think so.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.898258 del


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.898259 del
did a poo


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.898260 del
>>898240
You better not.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.898261 del
>>898241
Life does not get any better.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.898262 del
>>898260
I'm giving it seriopus consideration


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.898263 del
>>898224
No shit. They want to to pretend the medieval warming period when the c02 was higher than now didn't happen


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.898264 del


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.898265 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.898266 del
>>898264
>>898265
These memes killed the thread.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.898267 del
>>898266
Stop replying to your own posts.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.898268 del
Can't keep up with the plastic/paper straw cycle.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.898269 del
Pretty sure the world was warmer in the Jurassic period, that's why it was a giant fernery full of lizards.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.898270 del
>>898266
Cry more


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.898271 del
wish I had a vanilla slice


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.898272 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.898273 del
>>898272
This is exactly the sort of vibrant enrichment our culture needs!


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.898274 del
(461.85 KB 1100x1119 magabites.jpeg)


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.898275 del
Cruisey should bring over some more negresses from the dark continent. They could provide many valuable services to the community, such as replacing our need for the rspca.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.898276 del
>>898273
They'll both be visited by the police if they haven't already.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.898277 del
>>898216
They figured this years ago with those ice core samples and stopped calling it global warming because there was no science left to support it, then they started calling it "climate change" and brought out that retarded girl gretta to shill it.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.898278 del
Might learn to play civ 4


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.898279 del
>>898277
don't forget Tim Flannery telling us sea levels were going to rise and destroy everything on the coasts (while he lived in a beachside mansion) and that dams would never fill again (they overfilled and flooded various places)


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.898280 del
>>898278
Nah fuck thinking, just play DOOM


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.898281 del
>>898275
Haiti is in the carribean you retard.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.898282 del
>>898281
He did say continent, which Haiti clearly isn't.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.898283 del
Double b, not r. I am retart.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.898284 del
>>898281
>you retard


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.898285 del
>>898284
Sorry. Ive been looking at gore and thug fighting for two hours. Thinking about stapling cunts eyes.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.898286 del
Watching the new Golden One video


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.898287 del
>>898285
This neet for next BO


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.898288 del
>>898282
You think the niggers who live there know that?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.898289 del
Top Gun was an excellent fucking movie, I don't care what the haters think. It was peak America.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.898290 del
>>898281
The carribean is a dark continent, you retarded fucking triple nigger faggot cunt


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.898291 del
>>898290
It's not even a continent you backwards tripple nigger faggot


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.898292 del
>>898289
The homo undertones were.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.898293 del
☝️🤓 um ackshually its a geographical region


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.898294 del
Pink milk acquired. #WINNING


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.898295 del
>>898293
It's not even that. It's half an island like new guinea


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.898296 del
Absolute chaos 'out there'.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.898297 del
Rio Tinto and lbgt health aus employee looked at my profile.
I love the gay chinese.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.898298 del
>>898296
I'm about to face it.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.898299 del
>>898292
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.898300 del
Out of here


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.898301 del
>>898289
It made me think of other plane movies like Flight of the Intruder and Memphis Belle


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.898302 del
(168.29 KB 1040x585 Happy.jpg)


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.898303 del
Now that Chad McQueen is dead, I am thinking of taking over that Steve McQueen style. But fat.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.898304 del
>>898303
You will carry it off easily NEET. You may go viral.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.898305 del
(533.33 KB 1800x2231 cigs.jpeg)


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.898306 del
Dana Vespoli


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.898307 del
>>898304
Fat Steve McQueen with elf ears.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.898308 del
>>898302
Which toy did you get?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.898309 del
>>898297
>lbgt health aus employee
a bit of fake abbo tranny box ticking might land you a well-paying job


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.898310 del
Teh Great Escape on WomgoFlix


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.898311 del
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>>898308
A stupid pack of cat cards. It was supposed to be a damn Mario Kart thingo.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.898312 del
>>898311
The sadistic cunts once gave me a book with my happy meal. Made me hella angry.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.898313 del
>>898309
He will have to do the interview in black face.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.898314 del
>>898313
and a dress


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.898315 del
>>898311
They were punking you King.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.898317 del
>>898313
>>898314
and "accidentally" have his bottle of Prep AIDS pills fall out of his pocket


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.898318 del
>>898309
Ask about drug testing before they mention it


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.898319 del
When are we going to get to see Weber's completed hole?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.898320 del
>>897996
Tried it and it does indeed work. Thank you mysterious advice giver NEET.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.898321 del
>>898319
You should not covert another NEETs hole.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.898323 del
>>898319
I haven't taken the tarp of that in about 3 years. I should check it some time.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.898324 del
>>898320
I did that on firefox once and eventually it annoyed me because if a gif plays once and you miss it it doesn't play again even if you click it and you end up having to open it in a new tab to watch it. Got more annoying than the original problem especially if the gif had been embedded and clicking it took you to some shitty website full of ads and mess and slow loading times.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.898325 del
>>898323
Get it finished. Big season of grilling coming up.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.898326 del
>>898068
Yeah, SSRIs.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.898327 del
>>898326
Did you get the brain zaps?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.898328 del
>>898068
Yeah i've done meth which is great for like 6 hours then it becomes like a double hangover and you have to sleep for like 2 days. done LSD and it fucked my head.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.898329 del
>>898100
No snosage at Mitre10. That's mighty unhelpful.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.898330 del
Taxationed


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.898331 del
>>898108
One less wog in our country.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.898332 del
>>898330
Better take another week off work then.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.898333 del
>>898103
>>898114
Mental illness is real!


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.898334 del
>>898120
It's an obvious photoshop bud.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.898335 del
But let's not get into that...


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.898336 del
>>898126
No thanks


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.898337 del
(6.44 MB 576x1024 dM2WhFcd-mSt8XIh.mp4)


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.898338 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.898339 del
>>898330
Wagon today?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.898340 del
>>898339
Yep. Probably pull an all nighter.
Considering slop for dinner


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.898341 del
>>898340
Good luck King (👑)


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.898342 del
(1.18 MB 406x720 haitansnak.mp4)


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.898343 del
never venture into another neet's hole without a tarp for protection


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.898344 del
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South Park - Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999) with special guest appearances from the baldwins, satan, sadam hussein, bill gates and some jews - will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.898345 del
>>898344
I will be there. Looking forward to it.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.898346 del
Do all the cool kids cook with butter now instead of seed oil? And use non-coated pans?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.898347 del
>>898344
Does this require parental permission?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.898348 del
>>898346
No, lard and cast iron


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.898349 del
>>898205
You're the boss!


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.898350 del
>>898348
>lard and cast iron
My exact body type.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.898351 del
>>898347
Your mum is a big fat bitch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGuBeKUSx-U [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.898352 del
>>898342
very nice


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.898353 del
Just did my tax, getting $2 back.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.898354 del
>>898211
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9jqiZpUGCwU [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.898355 del
>>898353
Well at least you don't owe them any money.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.898356 del
>>898350
You should be proud neet, the germans had blood and iron, we on ausneets have lard and cast iron.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.898357 del
>>898353
Guess which neet is shouting us kfc and longnecks tonight?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.898358 del
>>898215
Name one cheese that isn't better melted.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.898359 del
>>898354
Thanks Grego.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.898360 del
>>898358
Cheddar


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.898361 del
>>898227
No. There's aliens there.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.898362 del
>>898358
Mersey Valley.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.898363 del
>>898361
They're not aliens, they're Weber and 10k's Uncle's mates in Nazi saucers.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.898364 del
It was the smell of the Mersey Valley that attracted the shark. RIP.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.898365 del
>>898272
Sounds familiar;
>>897688
>>897698


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.898366 del
>>898353
I got the fat-titted slag to do mine last Tuesday afternoon (when I was still harrumphing).


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.898367 del
>>898347
Cartman says some very rude things.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.898368 del
If ausneets were the southpark kids, who would be kenny?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.898369 del
I got the towels in. Very dry. Very fresh. Blessed.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.898370 del
>>898368
Cruisey.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.898371 del
>>898366
Big refund?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.898372 del
>>898289
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7V02QF9bwcY [Embed]


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.898373 del
Harry potter is the Odyssey of our century. Many thoughts.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.898374 del
>>898371
She quoted $2785, but I'll believe that when I see it. Probably get audited instead.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.898375 del
>>898374
Have faith in her. All will be well.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.898376 del
>>898369
A nice fresh towel is almost as nice fresh sheets.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.898377 del
>>898373
Which century is our century?
If the 21st, weren't the first few written in the 20th century?
Which places them in the same century as LOTR etc?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.898378 del
Here is a hypothetical the ponder over: What if there was an early middle aged man who has been NEET since the late '90s and has never done a tax return before? How much trouble would he be in if the ATO ever finds out? I'm guessing with increases in payments over the years that's put him over the tax-free threshold at somepoint. Asking for a friend btw.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.898379 del
>>898378
I don't think normal unemployment benefits have ever exceeded the tax-free threshold, have they?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.898380 del
>>898378
I don't think the dole has ever been enough on its own to require you to pay tax.
Not all welfare payments are taxable either.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.898381 del
>>898312
I specifically picked 'toy' in the app. Card games are for incels!

>>898342
These meme flavours are out of control.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.898383 del
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Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.898384 del
>>898370
Cruisey would be the jew obviously. And webby seems like a natural born cartman.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.898385 del
>>898348
>cast iron
Takes too long to heat up. Carbon steel woks ftw.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.898386 del
>>898303
Nuro will not give up the spot.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.898387 del
>>898309
>fake
I'm the real deal


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.898388 del
>>898321
We will all get arrested for admiring it.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.898389 del
>>898322
>Henry Nau
Might be a hapa


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.898390 del
>>898323
You need your hole sorted. It wont fix itself by not looking at it.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.898391 del
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(213.82 KB 1040x585 Sloppy Joes (2).jpg)
>>898340
Big feeds equal big shids


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.898392 del
>>898344
Can you keep it up so I can watch it later. I have more waging to do.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.898393 del
>>898346
Avo oil and stainless steel.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.898394 del


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.898395 del
>>898354
Cheers cuz


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.898396 del
>>898358
Cheddar.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.898397 del
>>898391
Nice feed.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.898398 del
>>898360
Good boy.
Mozarella is the only good meltable cheese, and that's just for looks, it doesn't taste like anything.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.898399 del
>>898392
>>898392
Will do, wagie neet.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.898400 del
>>898378
Suspect the ATO just uses cenno to screen the taxable income of welfare recipients and so doesn't honestly expect these people to file.

Many payments are tax exempt, notably carers and dsp.
>https://www.ato.gov.au/individuals-and-families/your-tax-return/instructions-to-complete-your-tax-return/paper-tax-return-instructions/2024/supporting-information/amounts-that-you-do-not-pay-tax-on-2024

The JSP amount is effectively indexed under the tax threshold so you'd only be evading tax if you were also evading cenno. So it stands to reason anyone who's fooled cenno would fool the ATO by default.

Pay $80, get an accountant to advise, you would probably just file the exact amount of your welfare for previous years, ato will know they're looking at a neet


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.898401 del
>>898392
> I have more waging to do.
woe


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.898402 del
>>898391
Now that's what I call a feed


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.898403 del
>>898366
I'm still waiting for their online faggots to do it. Took a week to get back to me and the pooji slag just tried to upsell. I said in the email that my BAS was sorted, then she sent one asking if I needed help with it. I said no, last week sometime and got no reply.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.898404 del
>>898370
Towely


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.898405 del
>>898374
She's a good girl.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.898406 del
>>898378
Threshold is yearly. They w9nt care.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.898407 del
>>898384
Best friends.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.898408 del
>>898391
Rip angus


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.898409 del
>>898399
You will get a belly rub when I tuck you in.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.898410 del
>>898401
Its a 4hr shift but I get a break, on it now.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.898411 del
Going to be nice n comfy in bed the next few nights, temps will be -1, -2, -1 will be able to get up and do a neet pee in the frost.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.898412 del


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.898413 del
SBS World Movies
Winter's Tale
8:30PM - 10:40PM
A thief (Colin Farrell) battles the forces of time and darkness to save his one true love, a young woman (Jessica Brown Findlay) dying of consumption in a mythic New York.
Fantasy | USA | 2014 | M


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.898414 del
rape


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.898415 del
If you watch closely, in the south park movie the jews are actually responsible for all the bad shit. Impressively red-pilled in spite of the jewish writer.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.898416 del
>>898414
your bum


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.898417 del
Ate a family sized pepperoni pizza as my slop dinner.
Absolutely stuffed


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.898418 del
>>898415
Some kind of trick. Ignore them neet


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.898419 del
>>898415
They're not real jews.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.898420 del
>>898417
You need a beach now.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.898421 del
>>898419
Mock jews


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.898422 del
>>898421
Well bantered.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.898423 del
>>898413
Forevor jealous of anyone who got to bang Britney Spears in her prime.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.898424 del
Might make that pixxa


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.898425 del
>>898424
Big pixxa?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.898426 del
>>898421
Heh, shelf stable


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.898427 del
Had tendie wraps. Only had sweet chili mayo, wasnt great.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.898428 del
>>898424
Extra prawns on mine thanks.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.898429 del
>>898427
A neet makes do with what he has.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.898430 del
>>898427
sounds ok


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.898431 del
>>898430
>>898429
Salad mix and red onion. All aldi brand.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.898432 del
Slept for 9 hours but am feeling really tired. Not sure if I'll try an allnighter or not


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.898433 del
>>898427
Tendies on a pizza would be good. One tendie per slice.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.898434 del
>>898433
Or use a giant tendie as the base.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.898435 del
>>898433
Two, I think
>>898434
Low carb tendie pidser


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.898436 del
I give up.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.898437 del
Squirting hot foamy poo again


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.898438 del
i could have stopped 9/11


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.898439 del
>>898438
You were right to let it happen.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.898440 del
>>898437
You need to get your diet and lifestyle under control.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.898441 del
>>898438
But why would you want to? Fuck america's outsourcing economic elites, and the invade-the-world-invite the world military and political leadership.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.898442 del
>>898437
You need to get your arse under control.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.898443 del
>>898436
of harden up monk


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.898444 del
>>898437
foamy poo??


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.898445 del
Another disgracefully wasted weekend, with almost nothing done. Never mind, tomorrow is another day.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.898446 del
>>898445
Sounds do-able.


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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.898449 del


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.898450 del
Fapped too much


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.898451 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.898452 del
>>898445
weekends are to waste


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.898453 del
>>898445
Nothing wrong with a relaxing weekend, productivity drains me faster than doing nothing does


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.898454 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.898455 del
he could have saved us all


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.898456 del
Found out a person I know likes my little pony. Awkward


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.898457 del
gape geometry


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.898458 del
Boy, you turn me.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.898459 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.898461 del
>>898460
Inside out.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.898462 del
>>898456
How old is he?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.898463 del
i've never seen a plane flying


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.898464 del


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.898465 del
>>898462
16. Someone I met at book club


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.898466 del
>>898465
i hate sickos


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.898467 del
>>898466
alrighty then


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.898468 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.898470 del
>>898466
has has firearms? christ


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.898471 del
>>898470
why shouldn't he?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.898472 del
>>898471
I saw him trying to use a wood lathe


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.898473 del
>>898472
he's an expert


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.898474 del
Waiting for another foam squirt. Can feel it bubbling away


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.898475 del
gone couchbed


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.898477 del
>>898476
Did she break her thumb? It’s almost AI looking


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.898478 del
Time for reading, then bed. Goodnight NEETS


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.898479 del
>>898475
Me too, in a bit.
Warm up my side.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.898480 del
Wide awake now


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.898481 del
>>898476
hideous whore


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.898482 del


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.898483 del
Cleaned my keyboard and packed. Then i jerked off. Time to pack some more


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.898484 del
>>898483
Where are you going, neet?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.898485 del
>>898484
My new apartment


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.898486 del
Finally done with this shitty pizza. Time to curl up on the couchbed floor mattress and watch some Steve Wallis and regret everything I've ever done. Tomorrow is another day to waste.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.898488 del
>>898485
Good luck with all that. Moving sucks.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.898489 del
>>898437
That is probably not a good thing.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.898491 del
Packed everything except clothes. Walked around my apartment for hours. Feet ache. Eating my last meal.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.898492 del
Some kind of bad home break in down the road


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.898493 del
Haven't done my workforce requirements. Just gonna let it lapse and cop the demerit


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 19:40 [Preview] No.898494 del
>>898493
I can't even stay on it


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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.898496 del
>>898495
morning neet


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.898497 del
Don't like these coles beef sausages, they're almost rubbery in texture


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.898498 del
>>898496
Marno
>>898497
The grass fed ones?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.898499 del
Another day, another attempted trump assassination.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.898500 del
>>898499
Use an RPG


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.898501 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.898502 del
>>898501
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.898503 del
I must say I'm finding this new combination of no-doze and sugar cubes to be working out well. Having 2-3 caffeine pills and 4-6 sugar cubes a day, it's completely gotten rid of my desire to binge eat junk food, and I feel fine. Not sure how well it's going to go for weight loss, but at least I'm saving money by not buying chocolate and crap every day.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.898504 del
one more glass of pebsi and I will get dressed and drop the car off


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.898505 del
>>898491
Your new life begins neet.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.898506 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.898507 del
>>898503
Raw sugar?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.898508 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.898509 del
>>898507
no, just regular white sugar


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.898510 del
>>898508
morning neet


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.898511 del
>Raw Sugar
That is Cruisey's nickname for me.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.898512 del
Might have been better off having instant coffee + sugar all these years, oh well.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.898513 del
>>898509
Use raw


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.898514 del
>>898508
Another day of..?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.898515 del
>>898499
We need In The Line of Fire on Womboflix.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.898516 del
>>898511
That's because you're his little plaything.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.898517 del
>>898503
If it works then that is good. Keep going with it.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.898518 del
>>898506
This is better than those weird possible trannies doing anime dances in their bedrooms.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.898519 del
Home again.
Having a pebsi.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.898520 del
>>898512
I was thinking that, but I didn't want to be rude by saying it.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.898521 del
>>898514
How do you always know?


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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.898523 del
>>898519
Quick trip.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.898524 del
>>898523
Just parked the car and threw the keys in the early-bird box. Uber chink was 3 minutes away.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.898525 del
>>898519
Welcome back. Did they give you a lift home?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.898526 del
>>898525
The gates were shut and not a soul was there.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.898528 del
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Best late night coffee is unironically, full glass of milk, heat it up and mix coffee with pic related for comfy texture.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.898529 del
>>898520
I tend to binge on coffee and chocolate, I don't binge on pills and sugar cubes.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.898530 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.898531 del
>>898528
Could clean out the old poop chute barnacles with one of those.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.898533 del
>>898530
Australian flag hung backwards in his profile picture.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.898534 del
>>898531
You can buy french press on, might be better.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.898535 del
>>898534
We had one of those at home back in the day. Novelty wore off after about a week.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.898536 del
>>898533
It's like the rocket launcher, image was reversed. Look at the Greek flag


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.898537 del
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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.898538 del
>>898532
Reporters only care whether there's an anti republican news angle about an AR.
Looks like a plinking rifle. 22mag, a Walmart gun


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.898540 del
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>>898530
a glownigger?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.898541 del
>>898537
Is it me, or this only applies to serial daters? If you really meet someone you like, you don't care if he is into mushroom picking, or offering opinions.


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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.898544 del
>>898541
Are you into mushroom picking NEET?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.898545 del
>>898491
>knife and fork
When did you learn how to use them?


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NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.898548 del
>>898546
Nah ran them off.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.898549 del
>>898544
Used to when I lived more country, are there any mushrooms in aus?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.898550 del
>>898511
I need three of you to be satisfied


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.898551 del
>>898549
There are mushrooms here but you have to be very careful because most of them are poisonous to some degree and some of them can kill you.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.898552 del
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>>898551
They look very cool.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.898553 del
>>898551
No they bloody cant. Thrre's a few that are poisonous. Most are fine .


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.898554 del
>>898553
No I won't come to your house for some beef wellington.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.898555 del
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uhm, uhm...


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.898556 del
>>898553
>No they bloody cant
Do you even watch the news?


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.898557 del
Possum invented the insults 'swamp donkey' and 'pig dog', as well as the word 'groovy'.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.898558 del
>>898556
https://www.fnssa.org.au/afsg3/

Thwres anotger site that has an interactive map where people post pics and gps locations of where they fnd them.
Most are fine, like most plants or animals are fine.
Fungi fear is irrational and some 80s media hype like razors in the halloween lollies.
Not real.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.898559 del
>>898558
Fungi are fucking scary
Fuck that shit


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.898560 del
>>898558
Dogs and cats instinctively know not to eat mushrooms. Even our guts labrador wouldn't eat it and he ate everything.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.898561 del
>>898560
It wasnt cooked.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.898562 del
>>898558
I am pretty sure druggies are using amanita muscaria.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.898563 del
>>898561
It was. Pidser and chicken chasseur.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.898564 del
BUM RASH


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