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NEET General #884 - Seagull Attack Edition NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No. 898539
Have any of you NEETs ever been attacked by a seagull or seagulls?
I had half a pie taken right out of my hands once. The seagull was never caught.

Old Thread: >>897558


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.898567 del
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Fuck all mushroom hatemongers.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.898568 del
SA BEST A


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.898569 del
>>898567
Mushrooms are the future.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.898570 del
>>898562
This is the worst bit about mushrooms, the only people interested are space cadets.
It's a whole branch of the evolutionary tree. Like someone being scared of fauna, in general. There are some plants that are stingy or spikey.. not all of them are.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.898571 del
I ate some mushrooms that someone else had picked and given to my mother. Before I cooked them I asked her if her friend who picked them knew what he was doing and that she was sure they were safe.

She got very offended and said yes of course. After eating the mushrooms I got very sick and had bright green poos.

I will never eat wild picked mushrooms again.


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>>898567
I want to tty these
>chicken of the woods
You can marinade it and deep fry it, stew it and it keeps its shape.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.898574 del
>>898571
Sounds like user area. Theres a lot more interest in it now, and people know.
Get some wild lions mane and shallow fry a few slices.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.898576 del
>>898575
Cool. We have similar sites here for id ing them.
One thing I've never seen is anything on where they originate and whether they're indiginous. I dont think anyone studies that.
Mycelium will take over the world, it is the true dominant species. It'll survive humans.


NEET 09/15/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.898578 del
>>898576
Mushroom being god chosen, is intriguing. Were there abos in tasmania? I wonder if they were more advanced than the ones on the main island, due to them eating amanita muscaria and other psychedelic mushrooms.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.898579 del
>>898578
They were the opposite. Isolated for so long that they forgot how to harness fire. Returned to monke.
I dont know of any black fellas eating them on any sort of wide scale.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.898580 del
>>898578
I am partial to the 'stoned ape' theory though.
We are machines, fueled by drugs.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.898581 del
Too early to fuel up.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.898582 del
I like mushrooms but would ne afraid to rat any picked ones


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.898584 del
>>898583
Boong dogs cant read


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.898586 del
How do I survive until Friday with 60$?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.898587 del
>>898586
Suimin noodle cups
Toast and vegemite


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.898588 del
>>898586
Potatoes and free bread. Splurge out on some marjarine and sauce.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.898589 del
>>898583
Hope it's not a jury summons.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.898591 del
>>898586
If it was me and if I had soy sauce etc in the cupboard I would simply buy chicken boobies 1.4kg (coles at the moment for 13.30) and what ever noodles you like, and get whatever veges are cheap and make stirfrys for the week.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.898592 del
Been sitting at my compooda for almost 24 hours. 7.5h more and I can go land of nod


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.898593 del
>>898586
Dried beans soaked in water the one you like the most, and beef cube stock or bullion for flavor when you cook them, if budget allows cheap smoked meat.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.898595 del
>>898594
looks dry


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.898596 del
Collected the car. Had a Subway for lunch. Black cherry Jolt and an original Mother for drinks.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.898597 del
forgot to eat drinking instead


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.898599 del
>>898596
>Black cherry Jolt
any good?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.898600 del
>>898595
you look dry


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.898602 del
>>898598
she looks dry


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.898603 del
>>898598
she mogs me with her broad manly shoulders


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.898604 del
>>898603
they're not particularly manly


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.898605 del
>>898599
Better than the root beer. Still a little bit like medicine.


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.898607 del
>>898567
I used to like frying some up and adding to sausage on bread.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.898608 del
>>898586
Locanto


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.898609 del
Women are aliens.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.898610 del
Where's the best sort of place to buy trifle?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.898612 del
A hot spew for lunch


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.898613 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.898614 del
>>898611
Can someone buy me the cannon please.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.898615 del
Weber was known as the fun guy on campus once.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.898616 del
I SEE GOD I SEE SATAN THEY ARE THE SAME


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.898617 del
>>898596
Italian teriyaki on rye?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.898618 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.898619 del
Looking forward to the new deals from KFC tomorrow.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.898620 del
>>898617
Chicken classic on white. Lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, salt, pepper.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.898621 del
>>898620
a white man's choice, good on you


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.898622 del
>>898620
Imitation chicken


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.898623 del
>>898619
please post the details here tomorrow, highly relevant to my interests


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.898625 del
>>898622
mock chicken


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.898626 del
@Cruisey

HJ's has removed the two whoppers for 11.95 deal from the latest voucher sheet.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.898627 del
>@


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.898628 del
>>898626
he never gave the second one to webby anyway


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.898629 del
>>898628
Real men kill their prey with sharpened sticks!


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.898631 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.898632 del
>>898586
Salvo food packs


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.898633 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.898634 del
>>898402
The pork mince was surprisingly lean so I added some beef dripping.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.898635 del
>>898586
$15 a day that is not even hard.


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.898638 del
>>898636
>>898637
I hope it tasted out. That tomato paste quantity has me concerned.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.898639 del
>>898637
It looks good. Well cheesed.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:05 [Preview] No.898640 del
>>898626
The new one comes out today, where did you see this?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.898641 del
Targetting advertisements, in NEETform.
They pay that one that uses the Dan flag.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.898642 del
>>898639
That fresh mozz is so much better than the pre-shredded. Cheaper too.

>>898638
It was about 3 tablespoons worth because I wanted to use it up. Put some sugar in to counter the acidity and Italian dried herb mix. Greased the alfoil with beef dripping too. This was one moist pixxa.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.898643 del
>>898633
There you are!


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.898645 del
>>898630
So that's how he got those leg injuries.


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There should be a Weber boig flag


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.898648 del
>>898636
>>898637
Delicious. Kept getting better and better.


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.898650 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=22E-AJ4wqWg [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.898651 del
One hand on the wheel. The other on the bitch's lap!


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.898652 del
>>898651
>bitch's lap
*goonbag


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.898653 del
>>898649
Nigga need a pair of tongs


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.898654 del
Now playing

I’m 50 years old Japanese man struggling with midlife crisis. I regret every decision I’ve made.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.898655 del
>>898653
>Nigga


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.898656 del
Just a big ole drunk baby.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.898657 del
>>898656
Standos?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.898659 del
>>898656
You better have gone to work today, Monk.


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.898661 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.898662 del
>>898660
Sorry, I know that could be considered insulting.
Regardless, he better have fucking gone.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.898663 del
Does babby need bottle?


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.898665 del
>>898662
What are you, his mother?


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.898668 del
I can smell you.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.898669 del
>>898662
you're a rather nasty neet towards monk


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.898670 del
>>898668
all I can smell is unwashed neet penises


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.898671 del
>>898669
I am not.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.898672 del
Having a redtop and thinking about my mate Monk.


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.898674 del
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Ok, to appease a certain neet this Saturday's movie will be In The Line Of Fire (1993), with Clint Eastwood and John Malkovich, and on Sunday The Usual Suspects (1995)


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.898675 del
>>898674
Well done ProjectionistNEET. Thank you.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.898676 del
>>898670
There's a certain dampness to this stench.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.898677 del
>>898674
>Five manlets


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>>898677
four manlets and benecio del toro


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.898680 del
>>898674
Looking forward to it.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.898682 del
>>898678
That's him in the middle? Didn't even put his name at the top along with the others FFS.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.898683 del
>>898680
>forward
aforward


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.898684 del
>>898679
They should have just let him pass on. The midlife meltdown is not pretty.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.898685 del
>>898683
>aforward
bforward


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.898686 del
Home from wage. Neck hurts from pillow. Woe.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.898687 del
>>898679
He's a broken man.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.898688 del
>>898682
he's a spic, immigration was probably looking for him in the 90s and he didn't want to use his real name


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.898689 del
>>898686
Sleeping on the job again?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.898690 del
>>898679
Australian tradition of letting mad dogs loose. By all rights he should be in court ordered inpatient rehab. He can do the bingo night in the loony bin.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.898691 del
>>898686
Welcome home. You need to buy a new pillow.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.898692 del
>>898690
I do wonder how many more chances he'll get.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.898693 del
>>898674
Good choices again


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.898694 del
>>898690
>He can do the bingo night in the loony bin.
Sounds comfy.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.898695 del
>>898693
Stop replying to your own posts.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.898696 del
>>898695
Poorly bantered.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.898697 del
>>898691
I did, but it's worse than the old one


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.898698 del
>>898688
Ben Davis Thornton


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.898699 del
>>898650
That's sick. Like a skin nick cave, gorillaz feature when? Refuses to sing properly, and the rhythm is rock steady.
If he sang it clean


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>>898697
You need to get a boobie pillow.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.898701 del
>>898699
Literal gibberish at the start. Still better than any nigger mumble rap.


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.898703 del
>>898702
an inferior laughing negro


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.898704 del
>>898703
i can hear the wind whistle through your gaping bussy


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.898705 del
>>898704
the wind echos your name


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.898706 del
The echo inside webby's hole


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.898707 del
post-ironic humour


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.898708 del
slenderman gangnam style


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.898710 del
5 drunken drawves and a cavernous hole


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.898711 del
>>898710
>drawves


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.898712 del
best brand of baked beans?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.898713 del
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>>898681
And then there were 3(three). Rest in piece my brother from another mother.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.898715 del
>>>


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.898717 del
>>898714
annie are you okay


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.898719 del
My feet hurt and i still havent carrired anything down the stairs. Worst part will probaböy be the 40 or so kg crt tv


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.898720 del
The echo inside of a disabled dunny.

AS BIG AS A HOUSE


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.898721 del
>>898719
i'd massage your feet for you


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.898722 del
>>898719
You had people willing to help you.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.898723 del
>>898712
The Coles ones are shit house


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.898724 del
>>898711
Underwear gnomes, drawer dwarfs.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.898725 del
>>898719
Are you 50 years old?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.898726 del
>>898723
You're an anti-Coles Woolies shill.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.898727 del
Just saw this on /rus/, made me think of you fellas.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.898728 del
>>898723
didnt asnwer my queastion


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.898729 del
>>898728
He did reduce the set of baked beans brands by one though.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.898730 del
we need cool dude names, weber could be skorpion or something dangerous like that


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.898731 del
>>898725
No im a NEET that has barely walked the past decade or so.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.898732 del
>>898722
People are helping me. Just not helping me carry the heavy shit


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.898733 del
One person guards the door. One person guards my loot. And then i carry pretty much everything


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.898734 del
>>898731
hyperbolic or is there a reason for that?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.898735 del
>>898727
Chicken Burgah!


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.898736 del
Forgot the video.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.898737 del
>>898635
He could have an entire COLES roast chook each day ($12) + 500g pack spaghetti ($1) + a Freddo frog ($2). What more does a non-alcoholic NEET need?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.898738 del
>>898736
Great speech.


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.898740 del
>>898727
Mong haka


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.898741 del
>>898737
>COLES roast chook
They're DRY


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.898742 del
>>898736
He's happy and everyone around him is always happy.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.898743 del
>>898738
I agree with him 💯


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.898744 del
>>898739
Fifo and Cruisey take it in turns pushing her around.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.898745 del
>>898742
i'm envious of downies because of that


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.898746 del
>>898730
Weber was known as The Virtua Cop Killa™ in uni.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.898747 del
>>898672
>redtop
Only beer I'll drink now


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.898748 del
>>898741
Sick of your constant negativity.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.898749 del
>>898748
it's the truth


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.898750 del
May have made a mistake.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.898751 del
>>898750
We all do sometimes.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.898752 del
>>898750
What have you done NEET?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.898753 del
>>898752
I ate an entire chicken and family size chips from Red Rooter.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.898754 del
>>898753
That's alright NEET. Its what your body needed at the time.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.898755 del
>>898753
family of 1


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.898756 del
>>898753
It'll do you well.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.898757 del
9go
Gone in Sixty Seconds
8:30PM - 11:00PM
A retired car thief revives his team of professionals as he is compelled to steal fifty top-notch vehicles in one night if he wishes to see his brother alive.
Action | USA | 2000 | M


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.898758 del
He accidentally the launch codes.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.898759 del
>>898757
it's the remake though not the original


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.898760 del
>>898753
So long as you didn't eat any of those disgusting pineapple fritters you may still post here.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.898761 del
>>898757
A blowie from '99 Jolie and I'd be done in 6!


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.898762 del
>>898753
A good solid NEET feed.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.898763 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EWZaLhfpI1E [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.898764 del
>>898758
we're all failure to launch here


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.898765 del
>>898761
what she did to herself was criminal


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.898766 del
>>898763
ugly gook


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.898767 del
Long neck of Victoria Bitter.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.898768 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.898769 del
>>898768
Quite nice.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.898770 del
In Haiti, a hungry sight I see,
Eating cats for food, it's not easy to be.
But hunger strikes, and they must survive,
In a world where food is hard to arrive.

It may seem strange, it may seem cruel,
But in their shoes, what would you do?
Desperate times call for desperate measures,
When hunger pains are hard to treasure.

Let's not judge, let's not condemn,
For their struggle, we can try to comprehend.
Instead, let's lend a helping hand,
And support them in a way that's grand.

For hunger knows no boundaries, no race,
Let's show compassion, let's embrace.
Together, we can make a difference, you see,
And help those Haitians live more comfortably.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.898771 del
Indians are smart, that's what I say,
Their knowledge grows more every day.
They work hard, with passion and care,
Their talents shine, beyond compare.

From science to art, they excel,
Their skills and wisdom, they always tell.
They value their culture, traditions so strong,
Their history and heritage, they proudly belong.

Don't believe the stereotypes, they're not true,
Indians are amazing, through and through.
So let's celebrate their brilliance and grace,
Let's appreciate their unique place.

So next time you hear someone say,
That Indians are stupid in every way,
Remember this poem, remember the truth,
Indians are smart, that's the proof.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.898772 del
In all honestly I would eat a good looking boong to survive.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.898773 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PdilFXoB3RM [Embed]


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.898774 del
Garn sleepies.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.898775 del
>>898774
Good night NEET.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.898776 del
>>898773
there is a storm building up inside of me


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.898777 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.898778 del
>>898774
Night.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.898779 del
>>898776
Stay close to the toilet.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.898780 del
>>898779
in my shitting chair


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.898781 del
>>898777
Guess that girl didn't see the show Tattoo Nightmares


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.898782 del
>>898780
So in a normal armchair


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.898783 del
>>898777
Women are fucked. Absolutely fucked


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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.898785 del
>>898773
Interdasting.
Travel is one thing I'd have done if I had my time over.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.898786 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.898787 del
Going to drop to 1 degree overnight in Lizbef


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.898788 del
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>>898787
Better dig out that Possum skin.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.898789 del
>>898788
It still has the tire marks.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.898790 del
>>898787
Just when it looked like things were warming up.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.898791 del
deadpool and wolverine was alright


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.898792 del
Learning to play civ 4 - it's a lot like civ 3, to the point where I wonder why people bothered paying for a new game.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.898793 del
>>898791
Another neet who saw it said he didn't laugh once, so I didn't bother playing it on womboflix.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.898794 del
>>898793
Can you add Rounders (1998) to the list please?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.898795 del
>>898793
I only laughed once. When they said let's get shwarma but it wasn't funny. The villian was a bit interesting and the cameos were ok.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.898796 del
>>898794
Ok. I've also added North By Northwest because I was so impressed by that hitchcock film the other night.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.898797 del
>>898791
Its a very normie movie, not the worst Ive seen though


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.898798 del
A lot of people getting hit in the balls and gay jokes, but Im glad there were jokes taking the piss out of woke culture


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.898799 del
>>898795
You loved the arse slapping scene.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.898800 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.898801 del
>>898800
You are looking well.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.898802 del
nbn co hires curry munchers


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.898803 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.898804 del
>>898803
Tug shop website versus the face-to-face experience.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.898805 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.898806 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.898807 del
>>898805
Classic reddit.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.898808 del
cum in my bum


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.898810 del
What does graham hancock mean when he claims that the ice age atlanteans had a culture that was more spiritually/psychically advanced than ours?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.898812 del
>>898810
>he doesn't know


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.898813 del
>>898811
i want to fuck greta so hard


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.898815 del
>>898812
I don’t know either, care to enlighten us?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.898816 del
>>898814
consent ruins the fun


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.898817 del
>>898815
you have to have at least some atlantean ancestry and wait for the knowledge to come to you in a dream to fully comprehend it


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.898818 del
>>898816
Women have been banging on about consent for years now and now that guys are taking it seriously, the women are upset.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.898819 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.898820 del
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>>898811
based grets


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.898821 del
women want victimhood, not escape from victimhood


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.898822 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.898823 del
>>898817
Kek. But really what race where the atlanteans are supposed to have been?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.898824 del
>>898823
madam blavatsky wrote about a race of giant possums, they all had psychic powers and could shoot energy beams from their eyes and were wise and gentle, but they eventually became arrogant and decadent, lying around all day smoking garlic bread flavoured vapes, so the gods sent a comet to punish them. It's all in hancock's books.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.898825 del
Whos here


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.898826 del
Hi neets, how is you guys.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.898827 del
>>898825
Stopping by for a weirdo
Of a question.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.898828 del
>>898827
how is that weirdo


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.898829 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.898830 del
>>898828
I'm from /baaa2/ and ask if any of you,can register a joke company to toy with our local shit flinger. I also meant a weirdo of a question.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.898831 del
>>898734
Lots of foreigners where i live.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.898832 del
I moved to such a remote shithole that i now have a france flag


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.898833 del
Top secret wank


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.898835 del
>>898823
They built the pyramids, when the machine worked it would lure primitive humans into the structure with a hypnotic sound and seal them in, then an atlantean would jump out of the box and rape them all.
Whoever won the lottery got to hide in the box.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.898836 del
going to bed


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.898837 del
>>898836
The one night you need him to tuck you in before you freeze…


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.898838 del
>>898835
I’m going to eat Chicken Treat in the box


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.898839 del
>>898824
Well bantered


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.898840 del
Blood poo


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.898841 del
>>898838
Eat it before you piss and shit in the box first


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.898842 del
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Anyone else being flooded?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.898843 del
>>898791
>>898793
Yes I only laughed once but I don't laugh much in general. It was a pretty good movie for that sort of thing. I think the NEETs would enjoy it.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.898844 del
>>898792
I spent MANY hours playing both those games. I think Civ 2 and 3 are still the best.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.898845 del
I'm thinking of watching Top Gun Maverick now that I've seen the original again.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.898846 del
>>898804
Exactly what I was thinking.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.898847 del
>>898842
Looks dangerous. Be careful NEET.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.898848 del
I went to bed at 7:30 and now I am awake and up again and in all sorts of psychological trouble.
My whole routine thrown out of whack. Troubling dreams.
Drinking a coffee.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.898849 del
After finishing Shogun I have started reading James Clavell's next novel, Nobel House. It is set in Hong Kong in the 1960s.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.898850 del
>>898849
I was thinking reading other novels of his.
I have others on the list tho.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.898851 del
I spelled noble wrong. >>898849
I am not sure if I will continue with this new novel. It feels weird reading one written by him set in the modern world.
He is only a good author, not a great one. I dislike his romance subplots in particular. A very dated style now.

>>898850
Tai-Pan was really good. Not quite as good as Shogun though.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.898852 del
>>898850
>>898851
King Rat was interesting and pretty good but not great. It is a short one. Easy and quick to read. Worth reading.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.898853 del
>>898850
>I have others on the list tho.
I know that feel. The list gets longer and longer.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.898854 del
>>898851
The Shogun felt a bit too verbose.

>>898852
Maybe I'll pick that sometimes.

>>898853
Recently I wanted to reread the William Gibson novels, the Neuromancer trilogy. And thinking about The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith. Meanwhile (re)reading the Magus novels, or at least some of them.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.898855 del
>>898854
I tried to read Neuromancer once but gave up.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.898856 del
Second coffee down the hatch.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.898857 del
I think im going to move back tomorrow. There is a constant water dripping noise,thin walls and constant vibration near the balcony. I would much rather go back to my moms place even though its equally shitty because atleast at my moms place i dont have to do a single fucking thing meanwhile here i have to do everything and suffer at the same time.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 17:56 [Preview] No.898858 del
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Anyone else day gets miserable when you go for a leisurely stroll and catch sight of a sickening racial kike, or it's just me?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.898859 del
>>898857
NEET you need to give the new place a longer time. You will get used to the noises and movements.
You can't go back to that dysfunctional codependent relationship with your mother. It was not good for you. Please be independent.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 18:42 [Preview] No.898860 del
>>898802
Yep
>>898845
It's really bad, don't
>>898857
>at my moms place i dont have to do a single fucking thing
Real NEETing


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 18:45 [Preview] No.898861 del
If he moves back in with his mother he should be banned from talking shit about her and complaining about his situation living with her again. Self inflicted. Some of these NEETs enjoy being miserable.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.898862 del
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>>898857
Fix the water thingy. Don't go near the balcony.
Apply some wallcarpets perhaps. Optional Lenin pictures.
Stick to your decision.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.898863 del
“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”
― Thomas Bernhard, Correction


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.898864 del
>>898862
>wallcarpets
I had no idea.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.898865 del
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>>898864
Part of every real Slav home.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.898866 del
>>898865
I am not sure the floor is the best place to keep your sausage.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 19:25 [Preview] No.898867 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.898868 del
Good morning neets. Every moment is a battle against darkness.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.898869 del
>>898868
Good morning.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.898870 del
Early morning spew action


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.898871 del
>>898870
Your video didn't upload


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.898872 del
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NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.898873 del
Today's gonna be a good day


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.898874 del
>>898873
What is on your agenda NEET?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.898875 del
>>898873
Noone will be murdered in Central LA?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.898876 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.898877 del
Cruisey cooked the breakfast with no hog.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.898878 del
Cock and balls
Shit and piss
These are the things
I like the best
*strums banjo*


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.898879 del
>>898877
You couldn't handle the size of his hog.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.898880 del
>>898879
I would give it my best try.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 21:43 [Preview] No.898881 del
>>898872
Kino décor


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.898882 del
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Good morning I have chucked another sickie, didn't sleep so well last night. Woke up at around 1:30-2:00 and then tossed until my alarm at 6. Should have expected that, 10 standards is sometimes enough to put me to sleep but not knock me out. Many cases as such.
Had mcdolans brekkyfast


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.898883 del
>>898882
Good morning King.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.898884 del
>>898882
Why haven't they sacked your worthless arse yet?


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.898885 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.898886 del
>>898877
Ooh aaah


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.898887 del
>>898885
Seriously at this point you aren't worth the administrative overhead of keeping you on the books and tracking the hours you do actually work.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.898888 del
>>898887
There is no overhead.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.898889 del
>>898888 (checked)


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.898890 del
Nasty grumpy this morning. Itchy, lazy, sinusy, already got the arsehole attitude in my head.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.898891 del
>>898890
So a normal morning then


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.898892 del
>>898888
They trade in public space? Outdoor and unshltered.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.898893 del
>>898891
I'm usually a horny smartarse with coping mechanisms.
This morning I got that other one that thinks about suicuide and cutting. Not even enough energy to turn it into outward violence and bash my cock.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.898894 del
>>898890
Well don't start with me, that's all I'm gonna say. Not putting up with it.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.898895 del
>>898893
You need a good tug.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.898896 del
>>898894
Yes you will. You can pocket it and use it as an excuse later on.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.898897 del
on teh standos fuck sickos and fuck teh troles


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.898898 del
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Check out my digits


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.898899 del
Got some random pain in my gut when I move a certain way. This might be the end...


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.898900 del
>>898899
good night sweet prince


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.898901 del
>>898899
See your GP.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.898902 del
Can't be fucked going to my jsp today neets, might call them, hold my nostrils and tell them I'm sick. Spend the day playing vidya instead.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.898903 del
>>898902
Sounds like a good plan NEET.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.898904 del


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.898905 del
>>898897
This is what winning looks like!


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.898906 del
>>898888
Nice digits, the post could've been better.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.898907 del
Time for some more civ 4.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.898908 del
Research shows that by the end of 2030, Gen Z will account for up to a third of the Australian workforce. And a study by Gallup and Workhuman revealed that Gen Z and young millennial employees are 73% more likely to say they want recognition at least a few times a month.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.898909 del
If Monk had received a bit more recognition he might not have chosen to take all those sickies.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.898910 del
At the wage, want to go home already


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.898911 del
>>898908
Generational theories are kinda gey


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.898912 del
>>898910
It will do you good.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.898913 del
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>>898910
Audiobookbay, buy invisible earphone and listen to audiobooks.


NEET 09/16/2024 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.898915 del
>>898910
I just pulled up.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.898916 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.898917 del
>>898915
Now turn that frown upside down.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.898918 del
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>>898907
I am trying this vidya, caribbean legend basically a new version of sid meier's pirates, idk if you ever played that.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.898919 del
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Which one neets?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.898920 del
>>898914
I use earbuds


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.898921 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.898922 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RHLPWTPjs8U [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.898923 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.898924 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.898927 del
>>898922
He tried to escape them all but this arse hole wouldn't let him rest in peace.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.898928 del
>>898926
Global warming strikes again.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.898929 del
>>898928
It is climate change now. It can make it either hotter or colder depending on what is more convenient to the argument.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.898930 del
>>898928
Greta was right, from now on all Adelaide neets must eat the bugs.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.898931 del
>>898930
Some of them need to go on diets tbqh.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.898932 del
>>898927
He was a dirty criminal.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.898934 del
>>898933
All that dissolves is jew cum up his rectum


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.898936 del
I have made an appointment to see the Indian woman doctor again tomorrow.
I will get the results of that PSA blood test I did. Hopefully it was in the normal range.
Very depressed by these unwelcome health issues. Feel ambushed by them. Feeling sorry for myself.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.898937 del
>>898935
knew what this was going to be before I clicked


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.898938 del
(21.16 MB 1280x720 qvuukr.mp4)


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.898939 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.898940 del
(2.46 MB 1280x720 ihgZ2Y2-ojmwLmH9.mp4)


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.898941 del
Must be good to live somewhere with actual free speech.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.898942 del
Feeling bored. Might need to actually change my life and make some friends somehow. Might start going to the gym soon. Doctors appointment later today.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.898943 del
>>898942
>Might need to actually change my life
Lets not overreact here NEET.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.898944 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOsWUA7cK50 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.898945 del
The stinging nettles got me again.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.898946 del
>>898945
on the peanus?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.898947 del
>>898946
No it is not a big target.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.898948 del
need to take my pants off and do a shid


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.898949 del
“The poo is stored in the buttocks; pee, the balls” Grand Master Possum would oft say.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.898950 del
>>898949
He couldn’t have been more wrong 🙄


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.898951 del
I caught Possum sneaking glances at a lady’s boobs once


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.898952 del
>>898950
yeah ok dr neet


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.898953 del
hr is calling because i stopped going to my job at the start of the second week. not monk


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.898954 del
>>898949
These are the ancient secrets man was not meant to know, and the gods destroyed atlantis to protect.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.898955 del
>>898953
Monk is a bad influence on the younger neets, stop looking up to him.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.898956 del
>>898953
What the hell is wrong with you?
Why wouldn't you just resign?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.898957 del
>>898956
heh heh


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.898958 del
>>898957
It's not funny.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.898960 del
Chapter 4 is on sub-floorboard decor.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.898961 del
>>898936
Good luck neet.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.898962 del
>>898960
A gnome for every occasion.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.898963 del
>>898960
I got the first two of those.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.898964 del
Drinking the juice of 3 oranges


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.898965 del
>>898964
virgin oranges?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.898966 del
>>898965
Navel oranges. Grown in Webby's navel.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.898967 del
>>898960
Why are the spines on the first set all fucked up?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.898968 del
The woe is back, and pressing down on me.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.898969 del
>>898953
I did it like this too lol
I even tried to go back lol


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.898970 del
>>898968
Unwoe with me


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.898971 del
>>898956
It's not easy to break being a wagie once programmed


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.898972 del
Also HR are cunts


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.898973 del
>>898964
With vokda


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.898974 del
>>898971
my cpu was defective on manufacture, I never accepted the programming


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.898975 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.898976 del
did some tidying
having a triple dare
ato website suggests my assessment notice (and refund) should drop tomorrow


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.898977 del
>notice an unpleasant fishy odour while changing
>realise it's my unwashed penis


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.898978 del
>>898977
Wash your penis


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.898979 del
>>898968
Bite the pillow neet


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.898980 del
Just shaved my arse cock and balls. Cut my balls and lost a lot of blood…. Might not make it to the doctors bros


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.898981 del
need to change my cumdies


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.898982 del
>>898979
>shaved my arse
[Autism]FAG[/Autism]


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.898983 del
>>898980
Lived as he died, holding his dick


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.898984 del
>>898983
It's how I want to go.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.898985 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.898986 del
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>>898982
you absolute failure


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.898987 del
>>898958
heh heh


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.898988 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.898989 del
heh heh heh


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.898990 del
>>898984
What happened to your ambition of dying with a broken neck trying to perform autofellatio? Surely you haven't given up on that dream.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.898991 del
>thinking about what brian boitano would do if he were here right now


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.898992 del
>>898990
The more I thought about it the more I realized it wasn't hard enough


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.898993 del
Got two books
The Crowd Roars (Australian Cricket Crowd Banners) - Cartoons by Mark Knight, foreword by Nugget - $2
Haunts of the Bushrangers - Frank Haddon - $4


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.898994 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.898995 del
Each bushranger in it has a map of where they were.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.898996 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.898997 del
>>898993
>>898994
>>898995
Pretty cool. Building your Australiana collection. Preserving for the future.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.898998 del
>>898995
>used to live at Kentucky


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.898999 del
Saw the doctor. I do not have any STD’s. My cholesterol is very high but everything else is normal.
This whole time I thought my doctor was smiling at me every visit. I always smiled back until I asked him. He said he has a general smile when he speaks. I’ve been smiling at him like an idiot for over a year.😅


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.899000 del
>>898997
>Australiana


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.899001 del
>>898999
Good news.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.899002 del
>>898999
I guess that is good news NEET. What number was you cholesterol?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.899003 del
>>898999
You're just happy NEET.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.899004 del
>>899001
Thanks mate.
>>899002
It went from 5.5 last time up to 6.8 this time. He also said my bad cholesterol is at 4.4


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.899005 del
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Rent paid.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.899006 del
>>898999
>smiling at me every visit
Is he Indian or Asian? They can do that.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.899007 del
>>899006
Indian. He’s a good one though imo. Wears deodorant unlike me and bulk bills me.
>>899003
Where’d all these good neets come from?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.899008 del
>>899004
Are there any plans for medication for the cholesterol?
I would try and get it down with diet and lifestyle. Cut back on the processed junk.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.899009 del
>>898999
what happened to your piss problem


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.899010 del
>>899007
>Wears deodorant
Crikey he must be a high caste one.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.899011 del
>>898986
Jokes on this gay webshart for having case sensitive tags


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.899012 del
>>899011
user error


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.899013 del
>>899011
>gay webshart
Weber


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.899014 del
>>898999
>cholesterol
What sort of diet do you have?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.899015 del
>>898967
Rearranged. Check the paper taped up.

>>899011
>he got used to case insensitive string handling
Look and laugh at that Windows user.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.899016 del
>>899012
Debugging ;) Not that any bugs get fixed


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.899017 del
>>899016
make your own imageboard


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.899018 del
>>899015
>Rearranged. Check the paper taped up.
I just looked again and they're all numbered correctly. Just a lack of forethought on the publisher's part I suspect.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.899019 del
Schnitzel night.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.899020 del
(614.81 KB 2080x1170 IMG_20240917.jpg)


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.899021 del
>>899020
Reasonable haul. Why do you buy candles so often?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.899022 del
>>899020
good haul iga


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.899023 del
>>899021
can't pay the power bill


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.899024 del
>>899023
Get a solar powered LED lamp?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.899025 del
pasgetti for dindins


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.899026 del
>>899008
he didn't say anything. I didn't know there was any treatments for high cholesterol. I guess i have to give up some foods don't even know what cholesterol is


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.899027 del
>>899025
delcious. any meat or just pasta+sauce?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.899028 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.899029 del
>>899026
Are you an overweight NEET?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.899030 del
>>899017
Already have


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.899031 del
Good mini haul.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.899032 del
>>899030
i guess it's a really popular imageboard


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.899033 del
>>899029
I'm 90kg at 5" 11 so maybe a little...


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.899034 del
>>899032
Only I've seen it


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.899035 del
>>899019
Home made?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.899036 del
>>899033
You sound okay NEET. We have some real big ones here.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.899037 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.899038 del
>>899020
Is it refreshing?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.899039 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.899040 del
penis!


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.899041 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.899042 del
>>898936
You'll feel even worse if you don't get them addressed.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.899043 del
might get a table off ebay


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.899044 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.899045 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.899046 del
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>>898959
>how to see it


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.899047 del
>>899044
One would think if they opened an hour earlier they'd make a nice profit


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.899048 del
>>899045
i dont have space for a pool


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.899049 del
Bad home schnitzel night


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.899050 del
>>899049
many such cases


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.899051 del
>>899007
He only let's me out in the evening.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.899052 del
Some boongs, screaming kids, disgusting pigs licking their knives, …


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.899053 del
SBS World Movies
Kin
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A young teenager finds a powerful otherworldly weapon, which he uses to save his older adoptive brother from a gang of thugs. Before long, the two of them are being pursued by the vengeful criminals, federal agents and mercenaries from another world, with the weapon as their only protection. Directed by Jonathan and Josh Baker and stars Myles Truitt, Jack Reynor and Dennis Quaid.
Action | USA | 2018 | M


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.899054 del
rubbing the head of my penis


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.899055 del
>>899052
Sounds like a bad home environment.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.899056 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.899057 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.899058 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.899059 del
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That's a good deal.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.899060 del
>>899058
good post workout meal


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.899061 del
home
got a 4 pack of hard solo for pudding


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.899062 del
>>899060
You might almost get 40 grams of actual protein out of it.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.899063 del
>>899062
cut the attitude


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.899064 del
>>899063
fuck off and leave me alone


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.899065 del
>>899046
we can't all be fucking astronomer cruisey can we


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.899066 del
Dishwasher on. Rice cooker on. Just have to vacuum


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.899067 del
Lines of code:

MS-DOS: 4 thousand
WhatsApp: 30 thousand
Telegram: 50 thousand
Zoom: 60 thousand
TikTok: 80 thousand
Space Shuttle: 400 thousand
Minecraft: 500 thousand
Instagram: 1 million
US Military Drone: 3.5 million
YouTube: 5.4 million
World of Warcraft: 5.5 million
Boeing 787: 6.5 million
Google Chrome: 6.7 million
Chevy Volt: 10 million
Twitter: 10 million
Android: 12 million
iOS: 12 million
Mozilla Firefox: 21 million
Windows XP: 45 million
Large Hadron Collider: 50 million
Ubuntu: 50 million
Facebook: 62 million
MacOS X: 84 million
Tesla: 100 million
Google: 2 billion


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.899068 del
>>899067
apples and oranges


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.899069 del
>>899061
You've earned it!


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.899070 del
>>899068
Well bantered.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.899071 del
>>899070
I wasn't making a joke, NEET. Bleep bloop is no laughing matter.
You can't compare lines of interpreted web script with lines of code in an operating system or embedded system.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.899072 del


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.899074 del
>>899072
You wonder why I get huffy


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.899075 del
>>899073
Some of those eurobeers are disgusting. Kot needs a Coopers.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.899076 del
>>899074
*harumph*


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.899077 del
@weber and or monk
There’s a new network similar to tor out called pyre. Is it worth buying a domain on it for 15$?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.899078 del
>>898936
Youre doing fine. Your arse just needs taming.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.899079 del
>>898941
Why? What do you need to say?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.899080 del
>>899077
A de-centralised anonymous network has a centralised domain name system that charges money???


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.899081 del
>>899079
boot licker


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.899082 del
>>899077
No, use i2p


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.899083 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.899084 del
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What's for dindins neeties?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.899085 del
>>899079
Do you know what those cops would do in Australia if you started screaming coal burner and nigger lover at a woman and her child?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.899086 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.899087 del
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>>899007
Bulk BILLED


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.899088 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.899090 del
job intereview ftomeowo oing to be hunfgove so not grong


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.899091 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.899092 del
>>899091
Much better.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.899093 del
>>899091
terribly photo shopped


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.899094 del
>>899090
You have a job interview tomorrow, you'll be hung over, so you're not going?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.899095 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.899096 del
>>899091
I didn't know it came in cans.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.899097 del
>>899084
Potato wedges with greek yogurt and sweet chilli sauce, chicken tendies with garlic aioli, and some chicken kiev ball things with garlic and cheese interiors I found in the frozen food section.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.899098 del
>>899091
Is this real?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.899099 del
>>899098
💅🏿


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.899100 del
>>899021
I like listening to music late at night with one lit. Good to have a pack handy in case of sudden power outages too.

>>899022
Thanks Drake

>>899038
Yes. One of few sugar-free drinks that doesn't have that weird artificial sweetener taste.

>>899038


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.899101 del
>>899093
Think it might be AI?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.899103 del
>>899100
SA BEST A


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.899104 del
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>>899053
>starring Carrie Coon


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.899105 del
>>899101
Didn't think it was real.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.899106 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.899107 del
>>899104
>Carrie Cheer


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.899108 del
>>899058
I need Greg to get that and weigh it.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.899109 del
>>899066
>Dishwasher

Well lad-di-da Mr High Roller.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.899110 del
>>899067
You've been busy.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.899111 del
>>899096
Now that's some skibidi I can rizz my gyatt on God fr fr sheeeesh


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.899112 del
>>899097
Sounds very nice.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.899113 del
>>899100
I have a torch in case of power outages


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.899114 del
>>899113
batteries are expensive


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.899115 del
>>899107
Well bantered.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.899116 del
>>899111
Pariston needs to wordfilter the zoomer babble, it's the only way for the board to survive.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.899117 del
>>899116
zoomers will keep this board alive


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.899118 del
>>899114
I takes triple As which are cheap


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.899119 del
>>899112
I really should've had some vegies too. Oh well.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.899120 del
>>899119
>vegies


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.899121 del
>>899119
You had plenty of potatoes.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.899122 del
>>899119
Have some tomorrow.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.899123 del
>>899118
I swallow one each day to help my energy levels, ni-cad is my favourite flavour.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.899124 del
>>899117
I'll have the green zoomer doomer thanks.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.899125 del
Is that Da Penguin mini series any good?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.899126 del
>>899123
Get the Duracell copper tops only 1.5v a standard.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.899127 del
>>899121
true, and the chilli seeds in the sweet chilli are a vegetable, as is the garlic in the garlic aioli
>>899122
maybe next week


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.899128 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.899129 del
>>899128
It doesn't even get released for 2 days so how do you know?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.899130 del
>>899129
>capeshit


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.899131 del
>>899130
pengins cant fly


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.899132 del
>>899125
I am not familiar with it.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.899133 del
>>899113
So do I nigga. Lighting fires is more fun though.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.899134 del
>>899133
>nigga


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.899135 del
>>899132
i will have a go of it in 48-72 hours and let youse no


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.899136 del
>>899127
Seeds are a fucking seed ffs.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.899137 del
>>899136
counts as a vegetable


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.899138 del
>>899090
Living the neet life mate, setting an example to the younger neets.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.899139 del
Urge to get drunk. Takes the pain away


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.899140 del
>>899137
Just because it grows a vegetable, doesn't mean it is one.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.899141 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.899142 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-R2wW7ZD4P4 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.899143 del
>>899139
Take your meds


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.899144 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M7wxT4pezJA [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.899145 del
>>899143
I dont take any


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.899146 del
>>899145
I can hook you up


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.899147 del
>>899146
Thanks Dan.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.899148 del
I'd quit my job but I'd just be on the computer most of the day.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.899149 del
There is no such thing as bad cholesterol


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.899150 del
Tired all day and then a burst of energy at night
Farrrrkin might just goon myself to sleep


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.899151 del
>>899150
You are out of sync with the natural rhythms.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.899152 del
>>899097
About to put some wedges in the oven.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.899153 del
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When I'm at my office (pictured) as a digital nomad working on my micro SaaS (a tenant management platform) I will hire weber BUT he has to use my neovim config, heheh


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.899154 del
>>899151
He needs to do a 360 and get back to normal.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.899155 del
>>899152
Put some in for the rest of us thanks.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.899156 del
I don't like wedges


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.899157 del
>>899156
more for the rest of us.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.899158 del
I like wedges.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.899159 del
Prioritize Mental and Emotional Well-being: Cultivate practices that promote mental and emotional well-being. Practice mindfulness, meditation, or journaling to foster self-awareness and emotional resilience. Seek support from trusted friends, family members, or mental health professionals when needed.

Set Boundaries: Establish clear boundaries to protect your time, energy, and emotional well-being. Learn to say no to activities or relationships that don't align with your values or bring you fulfillment. Prioritize your own needs and desires without guilt or apology.

Connect with Like-minded Individuals: Seek out communities or support networks of like-minded individuals who share similar values and perspectives. Whether online or in-person, connecting with others who understand and respect your choices can provide validation and encouragement on your journey.

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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.899160 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.899161 del
>>899156
Same, eat chips like a normal person


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.899162 del
>>899160
No corruption here


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.899163 del
>>899162
It's also a fucken rabbit


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.899164 del
>>899148
I'd get a job, but my computer needs me to keep it company all day.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.899165 del
>>899160
wtf is this shit


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.899166 del
>>899165
seems pretty clear


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.899167 del
>>899166
FUCK you


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.899168 del
>>899155
I need a real oven ffs.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.899169 del
>>899167
settle down


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.899170 del
>>899168
air fryer???


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.899171 del
>>899156
High school flashbacks?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.899172 del
Thread layout being weird again,...


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.899173 del
>>899170
Maybe the elements in mine are just fucked. Can't seem to get any good colour on anything anymore.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.899174 del
>>899166
>>899165
This is why we can't afford shelter for the homeless people outside of woolies. We need to spend tens of millions of taxpayer money on fibreglass rabbits instead.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.899175 del
ok, the wedges and tendies and kieves were a bit much for this old boong, next time I need to not fill up the whole tray, and have some boiled vegies as well.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.899176 del
>>899175
you're getting weak in your old age


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.899177 del
>>899175
I've added onion and bacon to mine, along with the beef dripping to lube the pan. Frozen peas to finish it off and then the chicken can go in.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.899178 del
DDR5


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.899179 del
Good cooking NEETs.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.899180 del
I posted the start of my story. Thoughts?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.899181 del
>>899180
>Thoughts
i try to avoid having those


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.899182 del
He woke up. To a bright, cold, day. The sun shining, but thoughts brewed in Kyle's head. Interesting thoughts, dark thoughts, light as well. Duality of man. . Wake up. Wake up now. It's burning, bright outside. He glanced out the window, saw a flicker of a man. The thoughts came back to his head. Too much, too soon. It was done, but who will come save him? No one, he had to save himself. All gone now...and who was that man? That ghost from his past, or was it an apparition? He remembered long ago. Something mysterious had happened. A haunting. His friends, betrayal. It all started that night.

Ago..

Sitting around the campfire with his friends. A cool wind on his face, but the warm fire glowed. It was orange, contrasting with the darkness behind. It was beautiful. His friends were joking, talking, like normal. Teasing, banter, he accepted it, as he did not have many friends. He had been camping many times before,

"Kyle, how's the Missus?", Johnno joked.

"She's good", Kyle said.

"Yea, sure she is, fuckin loser", said Terry.

Kyle recoiled, awkward, giving his friends a look.

"Relax", Terry said.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.899183 del
The moon and saturn are about to touch. Its a full moon. Magic.


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.899188 del
>>899184
my exact facial appearance


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.899189 del
Today's pretty much been a waste, but tomorrow I'm finally gonna get all the things I've been meaning to do for the past few years done. Or started, anyway.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.899190 del
>>899188
Very handsome.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.899191 del
>>899189
What specific tasks do you want to do? It helps if you set out a plan to do all the tasks as a list


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.899192 del
TAKE MYYY HAAAND
WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.899193 del
I regret moving to a small village


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.899194 del
>>899193
>village


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.899195 del
>>899194
I just need to survive for a couple of days and see if they will fix my fridge or not (its loud). If they dont im moving back to my insect infested,shitty neighbor moms place


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.899196 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.899197 del
>>899196
They dont even have mcdonalds here. I cant even go to a mcdonalds and buy some nuggets.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.899198 del
>>899191
I am a master at making lists, it's executing them that is the problem.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.899199 del
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.899200 del
Might have a cheeky camomile, just one won't hurt.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.899201 del
>>899193
>>899195
>>899197
You need to give it more time. You imagine all these noises because of your mental illness. There is nothing wrong with the fridge, just like there was nothing wrong with that graphics card.

Give it more time. Do not move back in with your mother. What that situation did to you is embarrassing. You need your independence. You need to grow.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.899202 del
>>899197
Buy chickin maek your nuggits.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.899204 del
>>899199
nighty night neet


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.899205 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.899206 del
Nuro was just too based for this board. We were holding him back. Pariston understood that, that's why he set nuro free.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.899207 del
>>899206
I am glad he is gone.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.899208 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.899209 del
>>899201
>You imagine all these noises because of your mental illness
The noises are real and have been confirmed by other people.
>There is nothing wrong with the fridge, just like there was nothing wrong with that graphics card.
The fridge has a loud dripping/clinging noise and my graphics card has massive coil whine.
>Give it more time. Do not move back in with your mother.
Why? Give me 1 good reason. Im simply going to start looking for a new apartment when i move back.
>What that situation did to you is embarrassing.
What? What did what situation do to me that was embarrasing. I was always like this.
>You need your independence. You need to grow.
I cannot do that in a shitty apartment that makes a distracting noise every second.
>>899202
raw chicken scares me


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.899210 del
Haven't really done any technical stuff for ages. Don't know why. Don't understand what I do all day/


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.899211 del
>>899207
#MeToo


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.899212 del
>>899209
Oh my goodness I once lived in an apartment complex and I would hear my neighbour walking up and down the stairs, taking a piss. Plus there was a water hammer issue that made life there miserable. Go crawl back to your 'mom' you bitch of a male.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.899213 del
>>899209
Then buy pork of beef. But I bet they sell frozen breaded chicken fillets which you only have to fry.
Look. You will find all apartments unsatisfactory. The only optimal one is which you tailor it to be optimal. Unless you make serious dough and pay others to make it optimal for you.
You have to deal with the hardships. There is a reason why you decided to move away from your mother, it was not fine for you.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.899214 del
I'LLL CUT YOU ALL INTO BITS'


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.899215 del
On the Jim Croce again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=48o5rCFFxh8 [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.899216 del
>>899214
At least tenderize us with a mallet first.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.899217 del
Babe, get the sex mallet out.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.899218 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JjHFubUPLV0 [Embed]

deadass he be mad motivatin me fr fr


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.899219 del
I'm sure he can buy frozen chicken nuggets and cook them. I can't imagine a civilisation that has fallen so low they don't have frozen nuggets in the supermarkets.


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.899221 del
might sell one of the neets into slavery in return for a frozen box off chicken tendies


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.899222 del
Are the arabs partly descended from the slavs because of all the slavic women they imported as sex slaves?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.899224 del
Thinking another sickie is on the books....


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.899225 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.899226 del
can't get to sleep ffs


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.899227 del
Chicken done.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.899228 del
want to play some tolkien vidya, so I can walk on middle earth


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.899229 del
My life is in the shitter


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.899230 del
Im going to join the army because i hate my life


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.899231 del
>>899230
they'll reject you


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.899232 del
Stop watching that pedo anime shit


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.899233 del
Sickie chucked. Need to look for another job or knuckle down on saving my cenno cheques


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.899234 del
No one in my family can help me move back so my life is over.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.899235 del
I will probably end up homeless


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.899236 del
>>899235
Build something you can latch onto a bike, park it at a beach with free showers.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.899237 del
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Beef back, cut in half the way it stays whole, tenderized to make thinner, layer of dried oregano and rosemary inside, rolled, cooked, added mustard to meat juices for sauce. Would you nibble on it neet?


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.899239 del
>>899206
I thought he died because of complications resulting from his leg amputation?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.899240 del
>>899153
Sounds do-able.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.899241 del
>>899226
Tried melanin?
>>899233
>Need to look for another job
Nah


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.899242 del
tax refund dropped


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.899243 del
storage unit put the rent up $25 without any communication about it
just bumped the numbers on this month's invoice


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.899244 del
morning bros


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.899246 del
BEWARE OF FALSE PEPE


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.899247 del
>>899246
Thanks real o7


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.899249 del
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>Wake up to videos of hezbollah being blown up by exploding pagers
It's the little pleasures in life that make it worthwhile living


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.899251 del
>>899249
I made a serious post about it and then the board shat itself as usual when I went to hit the reply button.


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.899253 del
>>899251
Your post
>shut it down


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.899255 del
>>899253
It wasn't the jews, it was Big Fella and Ovaltine.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.899256 del
Big Fella blew Nuro's leg off.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.899257 del
>>899256
>Nuro's
He's dead now. We have to help IGA transition to a life without his significant life partner.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.899258 del
The Ghost of Discord


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.899259 del
If I ever get rich I'll start eating steak and eggs for breakfast.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.899260 del
>>899237
>Would you nibble on it neet?
little bit


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.899261 del


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.899262 del
>>899259
or cenno and coles grass fed sausages + backyard chook eggs


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.899263 del
>>899257
>We have to help IGA transition


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.899264 del
>>899263
There is no shame anymore.


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.899269 del
Going to Woolies u dirty niggers


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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.899272 del
>>899237
Looks delish.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.899273 del
>>899242
Send it my way please.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.899274 del
>>899243
A storage unit rents now for more than a flat used to go for before the country was ruined.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.899275 del
Got a snot block and some choggy milk for breakkayie


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.899276 del
>>899254
Or this fella's scales are not accurate.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.899277 del
>>899259
You need someone else to cook them for you though. It is too much effort first thing in the morning. Too much mess.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.899278 del
>>899264
There is still a bit of stigma, I'm not gonna lie.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.899279 del
>>899276
80g is a hell of a margin of error and easily verifiable


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.899280 del
>>899275
A healthy breakfast, well done.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.899281 del
>>899280
Put some Chobani in the fridge for tomorrow and the day after


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.899282 del
>>899279
>easily verifiable
They didn't verify it though.

I reckon the real scandal is the amount of water in meat these days. I think they must do something to pump it in before they weigh it. It all comes back out when you cook it.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.899283 del
>>899281
Don't tell me what to do please.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.899284 del
>>899283
I put some Chobani in the fridge.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.899285 del
>>899282
>They didn't verify it though.
How do you know?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.899286 del
>>899284
I just looked. You did not.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.899287 del
>>899285
The article didn't mention it.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.899288 del
>>899278
We'll help all involved work their way through it.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.899289 del
Not very comfy posts today


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.899290 del
>>899289
Keep your pager at a safe distance.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.899292 del
Might put the Christmas tree up today


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.899293 del
>>899221
We could sell the big fella, he would be worth at least 10 Debens.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.899294 del
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>>899292
Don't forget to put some lights on it.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.899295 del
Weber got me a pack of danishes and a dare.
Thank you Weber.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.899296 del
>>899275
Not a breaky meat


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.899297 del
>>899295
You are very welcome, NOOT.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.899298 del
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>>899295
He's a good boy.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.899299 del
>>899270
the story of white women


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.899300 del
>>899271
imagine if this was the trigger text mossad sent to explode all those pagers, they'd do it too, they have a sense of humour


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.899301 del
>>899300
Today was the 60th anniversary of the release of Goldfinger.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.899302 del
>>899301
You gonna paint yourself gold to celebrate?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.899304 del
Could really go for a cream bun or vanilla slice and a coffee


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.899305 del
Wonder if Weber gets raided again for hosting that secret app for the bikies.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.899306 del
Cow thinks his dog sent him a letter. He's pissed off that it says that any dog can bite.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.899307 del
>>899304
1 apple strudel please, make sure it has sultanas or raisans in it


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.899308 del
>>899305
that was some nipnong interstate?


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.899309 del
That letter from the SA Gov. says his butt smells great.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:40 [Preview] No.899310 del
>>899308
Contingency plan. Wombosec vpns run out of Kim Jong's office.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.899311 del
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NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.899312 del
Stuck, unable to do anything today, I need a mummybot or an ndis helper to come and yell at me to do stuff.


NEET 09/17/2024 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.899313 del
>>899312
Get some GoJuice delivered!''


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.899314 del
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What race of women make the best femdoms neets? Asking for a mate


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.899315 del
Can hear a bad home type across the road screaming. This was supposed to be a good suburb.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.899316 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.899317 del
Finally passing that foot long Subway, and the entire chicken and family size chips Red Rooster that I consumed on Monday.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.899318 del
>>899316
not eating at a kfc which has niggers working at it ever again


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.899319 del
>>899306
Is it like the letter Sweetie received?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.899320 del
>>899314
Chinese Tiger mums seem to be pretty good at producing subservient robots.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.899321 del
>>899318
I’ve been finding KFC, McDolans, HJs gross of late. Also expensive as hell. Making a chiggen boig at home for lunch today.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.899322 del
Playing doom with the brutality mod, had a dark thought - what if the doom space marine is really possessed by a demon that's altering his perceptions of the world and that when he thinks he's killing zombies and demons he's really massacering normal humans?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.899323 del
>>899322
The fireballs and bullets and things they are shooting at him are not imaginary though


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.899324 del
>>899323
They could just be hallucinations too, doing illusionary damage. Or perhaps they're shooting tranquiliser darts at him to try and stop the demonic possession.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.899325 del
The demonic possession would further explain why the doom guy has such insane running speed and endurance and resistance to damage. It all makes sense now.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.899326 del
I am leaving now to see the Indian Woman Doctor.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.899327 del
>>899326
make sure she has a good look at your mallard, it looks kind of pale


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 00:53 [Preview] No.899328 del
>>899326
Goo dluck


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.899329 del
Good duck


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.899330 del
>>899321 > >>899058
>>899325
No, he's just a chad


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.899331 del
Refuse to look at kfc ads, today I'm dieting


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.899332 del
don't forget: peanus inspections at tomorrow night's meeting


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.899333 del
>>899331
Think of all those nuggets in front of you right now.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.899334 del
>>899331
🤣🤣🤣


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.899335 del
What are neets up to this fine day?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.899336 del
>>899335
on some cunt's VPN pretending to work
actually watching youtubes


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.899338 del
>>899337
NOT watching this on Womboflix.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.899339 del
hr called again this morning


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.899340 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.899341 del
>>899321
Grab a cheeseboig for just a buck, today only with the app!


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.899342 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.899343 del
Could gar a works burger from the local


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.899344 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.899345 del
>>899335
Working. Only a few hours left


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.899346 del
>>899345
lets get drunk when you knock off


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.899347 del
>>899346
Fuck it, why not. What booze should I buy?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.899348 del
>>899347
just get something you know and like, fren


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:18 [Preview] No.899349 del
>>899335
Learning to make maps for doom, something I wanted to do since I was a kid.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.899350 del
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Weighed myself for the first time in months. It did NOT go well.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.899351 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.899352 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.899353 del
>>899344
Yeah fuggit, garn a carton.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.899354 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.899355 del
>>899340
heh heh


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.899356 del
>>899350
Are you a serious contender for this year's nurgle?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.899357 del
I am back from seeing the Indian woman doctor. My PSA level was 0.77 which is well in the normal range. So probably no prostate cancer.
My blood pressure was in the normal range again (after being high the first time I went) so that is good as well.
She is not going to put me on any medication. I just have to live with my prostate symptoms until they get more serious.
I think I can live with them now that I understand them. I am not freaked out by them any more. I have adjusted mentally.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.899358 del
>>899332
❤️


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.899359 del
>>899350
Did you remember to take one foot off the scales?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.899360 del
>>899357
Good news NEET.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.899361 del
>>899357
That is good to hear.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.899362 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.899363 del
>>899353
Well if you are I'm going to have an extra couple as well.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.899364 del
>>899357
I thought it was causing you pain to piss?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.899365 del
>>899357
Can you get medicare to pay for some cruel looking gook woman to stick her fingers up your bum? Asking for this mate of mine.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.899366 del
>>899354
Strelok is also the name of an app for calculating bullet drop


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.899367 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.899368 del
>>899326
Get horny. They like it


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.899369 del
>>899347
V o D k A


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.899370 del
Went for a rub. She groped me again, but then said they dont do that. Had a full chub, she seemed underwhelmed. Had a wank in the cubicle. She definitely knew thos time.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.899371 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.899372 del
Replied to the storage place at 5.30 this morning
>The rent appears to have increased from $175 to $200 without any prior communication of this fact?
They just sent a PDF letter advising me of the increase, with this justification:
<However, rising expenses associated with maintaining and improving our facilities require us to periodically review and adjust our pricing structure.
Replied again with:
>You have done no maintenance on facilities in the four years I have been a customer.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.899373 del
>>899365
No, only NDIS


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.899374 del
>>899331
Weber boig has $2 cheeseburgers from 5pm (limit of 5)


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.899375 del
>>899372
kek I look forward to their next reply.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.899376 del
>>899370
Go back next week. Third time lucky.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.899377 del
>>899326
The one with the sax is better


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.899378 del
>>899370
>she seemed underwhelmed
Oh dear.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.899379 del
>>899357
I'll have a look later for you


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.899380 del
>>899364
No the pain was in my anus. It is a bit better now but I still sit on my inflatable donut cushion.
There is nothing they can do for any of it.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.899381 del
>>899370
>full chub, she seemed underwhelmed
Many such cases.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.899382 del
>>899380
I know they gave you an external ultrasound, but has anybody bothered to look for thrombosed roids or a fissure?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.899383 del
>>899372
I'm keen to hear the outcome.
>>899376
This was the 6h pr 7th.
>>899378
All three of them were smiling and giggling, and waved when I left.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.899384 del
I have always suspected Cruisey had an underwhelming chub. The bulge pictures indicated as much.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.899385 del
>>899383
> and giggling
Never a good sign.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.899386 del
>>899384
> bulge pictures
It was always a footy sock.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.899387 del
6 bucks for a big chunk of watermelon. Better taste good.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.899388 del
>>899381
No such cases.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.899389 del
>>899382
No they didn't look.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.899390 del
>>899387
I saw it out for $3 a kilo today which sounded good but then I remembered how dense it is and therefore not such a good deal.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.899391 del
>>899386
Not even close. Maybe an ankle sock.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:07 [Preview] No.899392 del
>>899363
Good boy


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.899393 del
>>899375
>>899383
They're not likely to budge.
Rather than pay it today, like I normally do, I'll wait until the last day or two of the month and decide what I am going to do.
With Bill's help, I can probably move the lathe and stuff to the other end of the workshop and park the Vette in there.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.899394 del
>>899393
That will be good if you can park it at home.
You don't have to hide it any more.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.899395 del
>>899389
Probably worth getting a referral to a proctologist. You've already mentally prepared for that sort of invasive inspection.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.899396 del
>>899372
Replacing rat baits is all the 'maintenence' they'd be doing.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.899397 del
>>899396
they have to do maintenence on their profits


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.899398 del
>>899395
No I am finished with inspections now. I'm over it.
All my symptoms are classic prostate symptoms, fully explained by the enlarged prostate that the ultrasound found.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.899399 del
>>899396
Yes. There have been broken fibro/asbestos panels and things that haven't been fixed in the time I've been visiting.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.899400 del
>>899390
Same price. From a local fruit and veg shop.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.899401 del
Don't you want it to be dense? I don't want no dry melon.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.899402 del
>>899393
Getting it home will be good.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.899403 del
Don't want no scrub melon.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.899404 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.899405 del
>>899401
They get internal (and external) splits when overripe, which is when they're the sweetest.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.899406 del
There is no point anymore.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.899407 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.899408 del
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I bought a couple of things to try. They were half price.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.899409 del
>>899408
Detailed review on the oreos please.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.899410 del
>>899401
They tend to over water them which makes them weigh more (more money) but the flavour gets diluted.
When I said dense I just meant that they weigh a lot more than you might think so a small piece can end up costing you a lot.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.899411 del
Do melons last like pumpkins? As in, if the outside is fine, the flesh lasts?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.899412 del
>>899409
>coca-cola flavoured
They sound vile.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.899413 del
>>899411
Nah they go squishy. You can tell by tapping them in the supermarket.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.899414 del
>>899411
No they do not last that long.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.899415 del
>>899412
Theres also oreo flavoured coke.
They've been on special too, so probably are selling like shit.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.899416 del
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merkhet


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.899417 del
dat big gay moon out tonight innit


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.899418 del
I am doomed now. Literally don't have the energy to get up and have another no-doze. This looks like the end for no-doze neet. It's been a pleasure shitposting with you neets.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.899419 del
>>899415
>Theres also oreo flavoured coke.
An oreo flavoured cake might work. Maybe there was a typo during product development that ruined everything.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.899420 del
>greatly regretting having missed out on the massive 2020s tech hiring boom


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.899421 del
>>899419
a mong on the production line fucked it all up


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.899422 del
>>899405
>>899410
Can always dip a slice in sugar.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.899423 del
>>899408
Noice.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.899424 del
>>899423
that is what we're waiting to find out


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.899425 del
>>899408
Chips might be alright.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.899426 del
I have an inappropriately homosexual man crush on the Formula 1 driver Oscar Piastri.
This sort of thing happens to me from time to time.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.899427 del
>>899418
Goodbye.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.899428 del
>>899426
There is no shame in you neets anymore.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.899429 del
>>899426
I'm not into it neet, but if you want you can have a feel of my boobies if it helps.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.899430 del
>>899426
I have an inappropriate homosexual man crush on Olympian Oscar Pistorius for smoking that bitch.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.899431 del
Having some passionfruit flavoured medicine.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 04:58 [Preview] No.899432 del
>>899417
It'll sit right under Saturn around 10pm.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.899433 del
>>899422
Sugar on tomato is a poor mans strawberry. I bet Bat used to have that.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.899434 del
>>899426
There is shame.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.899435 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.899436 del
>>899426
F1 drivers are pretty hot


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.899437 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.899438 del
>>899436
they sit pretty close to the engine


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.899439 del
>>899438
They have giant gstrings in their face too


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.899440 del
having some more passionfruit medicine


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.899441 del
>>899440
Are you going to get some cheeseburgers from x convenience later?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.899442 del
I was going to, but when I got there, they said its not until 5, and now Im full of John Wayne.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.899443 del
Bloody poofter sportscar drivers.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.899444 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.899445 del
>>899443
What an odd comment to make on a NEET board...


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.899446 del
>>899444
5 for $10 is a good deal.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.899447 del
I decided to get a cigar instead of getting drunk. Or maybe I should do both


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.899448 del
>>899447
cigar and single malt


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.899449 del
>>899447
Cuban? Would go real nice with a Glenmorangie Original 10yo


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.899450 del
>>899421
https://youtube.com/watch?v=93BITbYGDQQ [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.899451 del
>>899448
>>899449
Thanks for the recommendations NEETS


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.899452 del
UAE are removing almost all tarrifs on imports from Australia.
Someone's been sucking the right dicks.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.899453 del
Malt isn't gluten free though...


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.899455 del
>>899454
There is no stigma any more.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.899456 del
>>899446
Yeah but their burgers just aren't that good.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:55 [Preview] No.899457 del
>>899449
Peruvian. Only cost him three(3) hundred cennobux!


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.899458 del
>>899447
cigar and a whisky is always good
been meaning to smoke the tin of Zino 5 half coronas I've had sitting here in a tin for 10 months


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.899459 del
>>899452
There was a trade deal announced the other day that nobody was privy to


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.899460 del
>>899454
We're a board of acceptance, remember?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.899461 del
>>899456
They're as good as any other fast food place.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.899462 del
>>899461
Yes, I get that, but like I've been saying >>899321 the stuff is just crap lately.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.899463 del
>>899462
The John Wayne I had today was good. Less flavoured salt on the chips than usual but otherwise was great.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.899464 del
>>899463
They took the best boig ever, the SOUTHERN BELLE, and then RUINED it by substituting practically everything and getting rid of the spice.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.899465 del
>>899453
Do you think there is gluten in your whisky?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.899466 del
>>899455
Noticed how the MSM suddenly stopped talking about teh monkeypox?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.899467 del
>>899466
mpox, you racist homophone


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.899468 del
>>899467
>homophone
another word filter ffs


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.899469 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.899470 del
>>899468
ffs...


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.899471 del
Risen. Taking the rest of the week off to deal with my ✨ mental health ✨


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.899473 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.899474 del
>>899469
Weber politely declined her advances once.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.899475 del
>>899474
>politely
this is how you know it's bullshit


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.899476 del
>>899471
You need to work through your trauma King. Dig in deep.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.899477 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.899478 del
>>899471
I can help (you)


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.899480 del
>>899479
where's your leg?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.899481 del
>>899480
it's growing back, don't you worry


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.899482 del
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>>899481
>don't you worry


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.899483 del
>>899466
They're waiting until enough straight white men catch it before branding it as a public health emergency.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.899484 del
>>899482
I doubt even the Queensland NEETs are old enough to get this reference.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.899485 del
Viruses aren't real


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.899486 del
Paternity tests proved once that nuro was the illegitimate son of Joh Bjelke-Petersen - one of many


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.899487 del
Should I get a cigar?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.899488 del
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>>899487
You would look good neet.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.899489 del
>>899487
Yes but only if it's Cuban


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.899490 del
>>899487
Yes. Just get a small one though. Those big 7 or 8 inch Churchill style ones aren't fun to smoke.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.899491 del
>>899489
Cubans are overrated. Nicaraguans are fine.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.899492 del
>>899490
Get a half corona


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.899493 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.899494 del
>>899484
They are too busy eating their pumpkin scones.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.899495 del
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>>899492
high-five


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.899496 del
>>899495
let's see them neet


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.899497 del
Should I get alcohol? Makes me sick when I drink though


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.899498 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.899499 del
>>899497
Tried vodka?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.899500 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.899501 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.899502 del
>>899501
Look dry


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.899503 del
>>899498
How many thousand did you pay for the box?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.899504 del
>>899497
count yourself as blessed then


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.899505 del
>>899501
Nice, can you open one and tell us what they smell like?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.899506 del
>>899503
Only $169.00 for 5


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.899508 del
>>899507
You are half man half machine. Have you thought of a cyborg themed superhero name yet?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.899509 del
>>899505
One night this weekend, if the weather isn't vile.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.899510 del
I have a humidor with some Padrons in it somewhere in this shithole too


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.899512 del
Cigars are kind of cringe. The whole 'whiskey and cigar' thing is very embarrassing.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.899513 del
>>899512
Choofta poofta


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.899514 del
>>899357
It's gallstones.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.899515 del
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(2.89 MB 4032x3024 IMG_3026.jpg)


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.899516 del
>>899512
Up next: "Clothes are cringe", "Cars are cringe". Film at eleven.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.899517 del
Not wanking me off is almost hotter.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.899518 del
>>899514
In his bum?!


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.899519 del
>>899511
Didn't you die?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.899520 del
Right in the NEETs anus.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.899521 del
I don't he's adjusting well to the loss.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.899522 del
I got some lemon squash alcohol and a Romeo and Juliet cigar


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.899523 del
>>899522
Well done, NEET.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.899524 del
>>899515
Check the serialization, cigars usually come in airtight tin tubes so if yours are plastic wrapped they might have been switched in the box.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.899525 del
>>899520
Painful.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.899526 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.899527 del
>>899524
The little wooden box was wrapped in about three separate layers of cardboard, as well as having seals on the wooden box.
I'm sure fraud goes on for high value stuff, but I trust Cigar World enough for a small purchase like this.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.899528 del
>>899515
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHHHHHHaahah


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.899529 del
>>899513
Cigars are a bit shit.
Should have got a soft pack of styvies or a b&h gold if he wanted to be kino


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.899530 del
>>899515
This is a very nice one.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.899531 del
>>899522
Just the one?
Well moderated.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.899532 del
>>899524
It's in a humidor


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.899534 del
>>899518
That's the trick. They can search all around there they'll find nothing. Soon he's gonna have stomach problems and they'll examine that and find nothing. Then he'll have heart problems and think he's having heart attacks. Finally he finds himself his gallbladder taken out.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.899536 del
>>899517
It was the right decision.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.899537 del
>>899535
why do you say that?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.899538 del
You know what cures gall bladder problems? KFC chicken skin. But just the skin, not the chicken.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.899539 del
>>899535
This cunt is trying to stir the pot again.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.899540 del
>>899539
It could be a pan.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.899541 del
Looked at a thread from this time last year. Davo had new shoes, it was 21.5c in Adelaide, someone at the desk whizzers fat mogged webby, some of the neets were still posting about toobs, standard goon posts. Little seems to have changed.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.899542 del
>>899541
The show will always go on.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.899543 del
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NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.899544 del
>>899543
Thanks Dan.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.899545 del
GregO is speaking mexican.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.899548 del
>>899545
He lived in Spain for a while.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.899549 del
>>899541
Things are garn be different. I've turned my life around.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.899550 del
>>899548
Caliente!


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.899551 del
>when the strawberry milk hits


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.899553 del
>>899551
...the bowl?


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.899554 del
>>899550
Now there's a word we haven't had for a long time.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.899555 del
Gonna get drink drunk for the first time since June


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.899556 del
Might do a barefoot dance in the grass looking east at 1900


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.899557 del
>>899555
Worthy get


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.899558 del
>>899555
Onya lad, good times ahead


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:11 [Preview] No.899559 del
>>899550
That was a meme


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.899560 del
>>899556
Put some clothes on first please.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.899561 del
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OK NEETS, IT'S CHOPPAH TIME AGAIN! RUN!


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.899562 del


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.899564 del
>>899555
Good luck Wizzy.


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.899566 del
bacon-wrapped dimmies


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.899572 del
Nigger


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.899576 del
Cunt


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.899577 del
Pussy


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.899578 del
Anus


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.899579 del
Boong


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.899580 del
Cum


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.899583 del
Dildo


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.899584 del
Faeces


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.899585 del
Jew


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.899586 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.899587 del
Boobs


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.899588 del
Erection


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.899589 del
Retard


NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.899590 del
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