SA BEST A

>>900572
That's a man.

>>900572
would violently beat and rape

>>900574
It isn't.

>>900579
the only good women are men

The gape devours all.

unlimited gape - t emperor palpatine

>>900589
I won't turn to the dark side of the gape.

>>900590
that's what they all say until the gape consumes them

>>900589
I've been watching Star Wars episode 7 in 10 minute chunks for a couple of months now.

>>900592
What's your favourite chunk?

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/too-much-violence-kentucky-sheriff-charged-with-murder-after-shooting-judge/news-story/75d774d6e9dae7bf00b7384656e26ecf
based

>>900593
stupid slave bitch somehow knew how to fly (and service) the aluminium eagle space ship and also the nigger didn't try to rape her at the first opportunity

still got about 70 minutes to go

>>900592
just drop it unless you like cringe

>>900597
indiana jones and the dog man rocked up in the last chunk

Friday night, footy finals
GETON!

Risen
Got a full $730 cenno cheque this fortnight, garn some slop for din dins. Not drinking or sleeping tonight

>>900599
I aksed Monk when the AFL GF was and he didn't replyspond

>>900601
if only there was another way to check...

>>900602
Can't trust normies.

>>900602
Possum wouldn't tell him.

>>900600
>Not drinking
(you) will so!

>>900596
Months worth.

>>900606
easily

>>900600
Morning King.

They are singing over the road. Friday night.

Thought my laptop just shat itself for good. That was scary.

>>900609
Go and join them.

Footy about to start. Carn Pear.

Garn record hunting this Sunday. The MP3(three)'s just ain't doin it for me anymore.

Might pinch a girl on the bum this weekend

If it's brown, put it down.

>>900615
If it's yellow let it mellow.

Its actually so nice without nuro around

>>900617
He can't be around if he's deda.

>>900619
I will be there. Keen.

Might build a submarine in skyrim.

>>900621
Is that a mod m8?

>>900614
Davo? NO!

>>900622
No, it will be my first mod as a mod author.

>>900624
Congratulations.

>>900617
who?

Wonder what sort of slop Monk got for his tea.

>>900631
havent been keeping up with the wagon news. did he get fired yet ? he was trying to get fired to return to NEET yesno ?

>>900631
peetza

Did anyone feel that chill? I think a 👻 is bout.

>>900634
I found ectoplasm on the front AND back of my undies.

like boongs we are forbidden from mentioning the names of deceased neets

Pidge.

Just added a GregO-tier amount of butter to this stew.

>>900638
RIP he was a good NEET. He is with Helen now.

shit just got back to hovel...

did i miss the moofie ?

Do boongs eat cats and dogs?

>>900642
pretty sure they ate dingo

>>900642
I saw a video of an outback boong woman cooking a feral cat on a campfire once. I can't find it now.

>>900642
and grandparents

>>900643
>>900644
What about possums?

>>900646
pretty damn sure abbos ate possums like hatians eat cats

Yeah I take SSRIs
Six or
Seven
Really
Ice cold beers

>>900648
terrible joke

>>900648
Spot the Silly Retarded Idiot

gone couchbed

>>900652
Safe transition.

eggs for tea

>be me
>me bee
BZZZZZZZzzzzz

HAHA :)

>>900655
Just bee yourself.

>>900654
Boiled?

Incident today. Not good.
Should have spray painted police station when I had the chance.

Losing it again. Hope someone calls the cops.

>>900658
What is happening NEET? Have you had a psychotic break?

>>900624
Go on.

Call em mate I don't give a flying fuckaroonie.

1800 FUck (You) 07...

Not smiling

>>900663
13 14 65

Garn roll one

I know you done called em. JUst waiting for that knock.

They will take (you) straight to the psych ward again.

Pulled a muscle in my back by eating

>>900670
lol

>>900670
How the fuck??

Hello

Officially diagnosed with AIDS

Nekot the Brave

Tummy rumbling

Big downpour for about 5 min.

We should all play a game together

>>900680
Uhh.

I hate this damn apartment. In the middle of nowhere which is good but i didnt think about the fact that because its in the middle of nowhere the apartment would be of dubious quality

Another wank.

>>900658
Listen to your wise elders

Neighbour woke me banging on the fence

I can hear possums hissing outside

Might build a doomsday bunker

>>900687
Tomorrow?

harrumph a roonie

>>900687
I’d like a private room with an ensuite please.

>>900682
This isn’t your personal blog.

Hopefully he's successful today

peanus blood and glory

Morn

>>900696
gm

heckin finally

Dreamt of an age lost to man, when bipedal possums walked upright and ruled the earth. And I saw the truth - they built the pyramids, they created stonehenge. They enslaved boongs and rode them around like ponies.

Every(you) hungover?

>>900692
Sure it is, share your feeling here

>>900700
>>900701
It's barely gone 8.30 in the morning, Dan.

>>900660
Totally lost the plot

>>900703
Flipped upside down?

>>900704
Round the twist?

>>900705
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

My based uncle neet has died, if you are drinking tonight pour something for him.

Something funny is going on. I asked the computer, and it's been programmed to deny that possums could've built the pyramids. Someone must have tampered with it. Someone doesn't want the public to know.

>>900707
What was his name?

>>900708
Ask it if Possums are Jews

>>900707
Sorry to hear it neet, keep wondering how many of us will achieve crazy old uncle status.

Stew regret

>>900710
It all makes sense, they must have used jews as their agents in human society, the jews secretly worship the possums as gods and wait for their return.

>>900711
I've unlocked crazy racist uncle, but not old yet.

>>900707
I'm drinking right now. Rip unc.

>>900713
He would actually make a good crazy uncle, whatever his other failings.

Wanna Webby to by my unc.

>>900711
He wasn't old just got fucked by life, when he was young went to uk from svk for work. Lived there longer period didn't find wife, didn't enjoy it came back was miserable. He was younger than my dad, uk destroyed him fuck that piece of shit hole.
>>900709
Don't want to doxx, it's slavic name regardless.
>>900716
Thank, you.

I woke up feeling someone's hands on my shoulders. I was sure it was a home invasion.
But then the feeling went away. There was nobody there. But it had felt real. The pressure on my shoulders.

>>900721
Do you think it was a ghost or NK?

>>900722
I don't know. It was very disturbing.

>>900707
I am sorry for your loss NEET.

>>900694
Voice of an Angel.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FuZdS9da4S4 [Embed]

In The Line Of Fire (1993) will be on womboflix tonight neets. With Clint Eastwood and John Malkovich. 7pm AEST.

Download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/In.The.Line.Of.Fire.1993.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AG].mp4

It's unloading out of me.

>>900726
Thank you NEET. I will be there.

Might have double whomper with cheese for lunch

>>900727
Charge a freight tariff.

>>900726
I will be there learning how to make a gun and be nordy with it

>>900731
>be nordy
You better not, or I'll send you to principal pariston's office.

>>900729
>with cheese

My cheesy nigga

Free cheese pizza in the catalog, hot and ready, all you can eat!

>>900721
Shadow person

>>900735
Deleted it, thanks for notifying us neet.

it's no coincidence that the olive flag looks like balls. olive is a man

751

>>900729
Come get 6* Wicked Wings for 7.60

*I'll give (you) 8

>>900707
Unna, will do. RIP bro

>>900714
Possums are too unorganised to control boong arse.

>>900722
Wonder if he felt a prod as well.

>>900743
If he was lucky.

>>900740
6.95, my mistake
Fresh, not frozen*

>>900738
Toothpaste we are on the right frequency today.

>>900742
They are today. But back in the golden age they were a strong willed and masterful race, and grew to enormous size and all bowed before them.

>>900738
she's fucking lazy is what she is

>>900745
>*
It's frozen.

>>900745
>Fresh, not frozen
My poo guarantee

>>900751
what if you were in space?

>>900752
Still fresh.

Invoice was 12343.57
Wish it was $2.10 more.

>>900754
you are buying lonch

>>900755
I'm owed about $50k
Wish I had a cloud engineer, corporate harrasser to get on peoples backs.

>>900755
you are a loiying bonch

>>900756
Cant you just send a final notice and then set the debt collectors on them?

alcohol time

>>900754
Well invoiced. Very impressive.

Final solution to the money lender question.

>>900760
This, but unironically

>>900760
Too bad it was aimed at a cheap laugh.

>>900758
He should send the NEET enforcer around to demand paymemt.

>>900759
Go HARD!

Sleepless night. Awful back pain, walking like a hunchback.
I suffer

>>900767
Woe.

that awkward moment when your alcohol pajeet and your goyslop pajeet and your next door neighbour rock up within milliseconds of each other

>>900767
That sucks, I hate back pain


Back on the coffee. Made me a bit nauseous. Going to keep it weekends only

>>900647
Of course Aborigines ate possums. White settlers also ate possums, parrots and anything else they could get their hands on. When you're out in the bush and there's no Ubereats you just eat anything you can kill.
What made you such a dumb cunt?

>>900685
>Neighbour woke me banging on the fence
I don't think I could bang on the fence without me and the missus both falling off. I did sillier things when I was younger, but.

>>900767
Modern mattresses are too soft.

>>900769
Did their head wobbles synchronise?

>>900773
They will this afternoon at temple when they're laughing about it.

>>900771
>What made you such a dumb cunt?
How rude.

Garn woolies to get some salad, can I pick you neets up anything? No 30kg things please, I'm just bringing back one bag full.

>>900776
one corn kernel please

>>900692
But it is.

>>900772
That's why you need to piss, shit and wank on it a lot to stiffen it up.

Is anyone making computer rpgs where the npcs are powered by chatgpt like AI?

>>900776
Chicken treat

>>900776
Kilo of Devon

>>900779
You sir are a gentleman neet and an inspiration to the rest of us.

>>900781
No, AI isn't real. It's just a bunch of jeets in an office

>>900779
Cut a hole in the black dot

>>900785
BigSirAI

having a rum

>>900776
Danish salami stick, gherkins and $6 cheddar block.

>>900788
Having a bourbon

Can /ausneets/ recommend me some good/obscure Australian/New Zealand bands/singers from the 1990s?

I asked previously about 1970s/1980s >>893464 (will gladly still take recommendations for those decades as well).

Currently tracking through INXS's discography. Their 1980 debut was surprisingly decent, imo. Mix of new wave/ska.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f3YbniIQr0U [Embed]

>>900792
The bushwackers
Bulamakanka
Captain matchbox
Spectrum
Axiom
The angels
Little river band

>>900793
mostly garbage

>>900792
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1acdiiplTMU [Embed]

Tommy Emmanual was the guitarist at this point

>>900792
You Am I
Powderfinger
Frenzal Rhomb

>>900795
Suck a nugget
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RJug6IvVdmw [Embed]

>>900792
Radio Birdman
Snog

I aspire to be this sick cunt
Who do you aspire to be neets?

>>900798
>Frenzal Rhomb
Sick

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/love-at-first-sight-stars-shock-engagement-after-24hour-romance/news-story/a543b05fbbb14c0740d64b4b95334af0
Big Ed not real bright

Thank you for the recommendations so far.

>>900797
I like the energy this has, specifically the violins. I can tell this is actually live and not them lip-syncing or playing to a track, talented group. What's the instrument the lead singer briefly plays?

>>900799
Nice and pleasant, reminds me of Lisa Loeb.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i9HGwRbMiVY [Embed]

>>900800
Comfy.

>>900797
Last year the singer and the guy on bass auditioned on The Voice, showing just how rigged the music and television industry is.

>>900807
>What's the instrument the lead singer briefly plays?
largerphone in the middle
at the start he just has a cow bell or percussion box of some sort

>>900809
>largerphone in the middle
Didn't know what that was, googled it. Interesting.
Do you know the music program that Bushwackers song is from?

>>900811
The YouTube description says it was live on The Bert Newton Show. Bert had a couple of shows over the years, one as an evening variety show and then later as a morning show. They had musical acts, but it wasn't a music show as such. Mostly just talking heads and a bit of everything.

>>900812
in fact if it was from 1984 as stated then the particular show would have been Tonight With Bert Newton

>>900804
wouldn't mind being john malkovich tbqh

>>900814
If I met him I would simply call him John MalkoBITCH and turn 360 and walk off.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Years_(film)
Hope this gets leaked somehow, fucking up their elitist little project.

Didn't answer phone because boong. Call back but still slight boong. They know I'm boong. Might boong.

>>900821
stop killing things you fucken poo head

>>900817
Under a dolla each is good these days

>>900796
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Can't find my emotional support possum anywhere

>>900812
>>900813
Thanks for the info.

GOING TO BECOME A SHAMAN

>>900823
They're not even from Kingsland FOR FUCKS SAKE.

for fricks sake

>>900832
Language!

>>900833
heck off!

>>900834
...

>>900814
Con Air era only

>>900819
Oh Cruisey boy. The choof, the choof is calling.

gosh darn it

>>900804
I wanna be hank hill

Might make another stew tonight.

>>900841
Shouldn't you start now so that it is tender?

>>900842
No meat. Tinned chickpeas.

>>900843
oh heck

>>900841
stew? in this weather?!?!

>>900845
it's cold and miserable everywhere that matters

gramps has a nice living room in delawarez

>>900846
In my heart it's cold and miserable 24/7

>>900848
your heart needs stew

>>900847
Notice how each glass of water has a plastic covering? Interesting.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/awardingwinning-australian-chef-greg-malouf-has-sadly-passed-away/news-story/72574734b6b6c8ea296112923f9b246d
i thought this guy wrote a book they made high school kids read in english

>>900850
yeah
probably a security thing
or they've trained gramps not to drink from the ones with lids on

>>900850
Everybody knows you put the Polonium in the tea.

>>900851
That was the gay jew David Malouf.

>>900841
Thicken it up with some bugs

>>900855
wichetty gwubs

finishmed my rums
back on the hard gingers

dog house levens street

which neet has the largest agro range?

>>900859
What do you mean?

>>900860
you

>>900861
(YOU)

>>900862
If the streets were flooded I would get some snorkeling gear and rape the people wading through the water.

>>900864
Smart.

>>900864
you could shove the snorkel up their holes and breathe their internal gasses

That girl's a P Y T. A pretty young thing.

Cruisey, is the chiggen curry from Chicken Knight any good?

Didn't answer phone because boong. Call back but still slight boong. They know I'm boong. Might boong.

>>900830
Horse eggs?

>>900838
I went to sleep instead
.

any neets know any good anime? I watched everything

>>900849
Not chickpea stew

>>900873
This wasn't funny the first time.

>>900868
I haven't had it. I expect only Indians would make good ones, but I dont buy off of pajeets.

>>900873
yes i watch anime. yes we have large cocks

the demon is awakening, spreading those wings

A lonely workshop. Cold grey concrete walls. Burritos for tea.

>>900880
Nice! a jojo reference. clearly that little man on his ass is a stand

>>900872
Nier: Automata Ver1.1a

>>900872
Did you watch the Terminator one?

>>900881
He's dead.

>>900760
Poor Slavs make hard times, hard times make poor Slavs.

>>900872
Dragon Ball Super

>>900889
But we know this for decades. Noone cares.

I miss buro so much

>>900893
who?

>>900892
is that bam majera?

did you fuckers really ban my vpn? now i have to toggle it between posting and watching anime

>>900895
no, bam doesn't look that good

>>900896
lol

>>900898
shutup nigger

>>900899
god your tedious

>>900901
what about my tedious?

Tiffin's the kind of girl that shows a bit too much cleavage and will flirt with your boyfriend in front of you.

Hunny hussy tedious

>>900893
All we can do is remember now. Those closest to him just need to hang in there.

i cook my tedious in an air fryer

Tedious, nice and crispy.

herpes flair up on my lips

Hey hey people, Sseth here. Do you want to live in peace with the forest creatures? Well I got a method for you! First you locate the nearest rock, you flip said rock, under it what do you find? Worms. A lot of worms, and you know what to do right? No don't put em up your dickhole, use the worms to catch fish. "But Sseth that's just fishing, you taught me how to fish". Yes I did, but now here is the important part, you use the fish to lure bears, no not those kind of bears, those are for twinks only, you will lure big brown bears. Once you lure the biggest one around do a handshake, remember firm and confident grip. Congratulations you have established diplomacy, now you only have to fear the wendigos, but thats a subject for another day.

Hello NEETies. Just got back from Thailand. What did i miss ? Is Monk fired yet ?

>>900911
impressive tuck job

>>900911
please get an std test

>Thailand
Mooloolaba*

>>900909
Me too. Cant shave.

There will arise a difference after the death of a caliph, and a man of the people of Medina will go forth fleeing to Mecca. Then some of the people of Mecca will come to him and will make him rise in revolt against his will ... An expedition will be sent against him from Syria but will be swallowed up ... in the desert between Mecca and Medina. When the people see this, the righteous men ... of Syria and ... Iraq will come to him and pledge allegiance to him. Thereafter a man of the Quraysh will arise whose maternal uncles are of Kalb. He will send an expedition against them, but they will defeat them ... He will then divide the wealth and act among them according to the Sunna of their Prophet. Islam will settle down firmly on the ground ... He will stay seven years and then die, and the Muslims will pray over him.

If Monk had made tomorrow doable.

>>900914
>Mooloolaba
Pooloolaba*

>>900916
Jamal, this is a white's only board, you're gonna have to leave.

doctor said i have no std's which is strange because i know i've had cold sores

>>900914
I cant wait for another homeless-person-tier bake off tonight !

See you in the movie room at 6.30. The dickheads are ruining the board again.

>>900921
2029

>>900923
*1830

>>900922
Some are coping with the loss of a friend, others a lover.

>>900925
others, a brotherlover

>>900922
I agree there are more than three posters on the board for once. How will Pariston handle this massive raid from 4chan ?

>>900927
there's only one poster here, we are all one

>Join chat
>Intentionally piss off everyone
>Leave after claiming 'others' are fucking shit up

What a life it lives.

>>900929
going to accuse you of witch craft

Might be time to make another report hey?

>>900931
Was the Pan incident noted in the original report?

>>900931
writing it up now

No matter how bad it trolls you can alway relax knowing how much of a trainwreck of a life its had to get here today.

>>900934
How did you get this image of me?

>>900934
who is "it" in this situation?

The irony of thinking it's successful while still posting here.

>>900938
i'm not sure, that's why i'm asking. i'm out of the loop with this

>>900941
Hopefully they will come soon for you.

ate an orange and the juice is hurting the cuts on my fingers from where i chew them

>>900944
stop chewing them

>>900945
but i dont want to drink orange juice

>>900944
Stop chewing once its been eaten.

In The Line Of Fire (1993) will be on womboflix in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>900948
>>900922
movie in an hour

Wouldn't mind a little neet treat for dessert. What's your favourite dessert neets, need some ideas.

>>900950
darrell lea

>>900950
blue ribbon ice cream cookies and cream

I can't believe he went to Thailand without me

How long until its DSP application gets denied amd is fast tracked to work for the dole ?

>>900954
we've been planning this for ages and he left all of us

>>900955
i don't know but RIP you

>>900955
Who cares?

>>900958
how about the genius doing the rangebanning ?

>>900959
What the BO does is none of my concern. Stop acting in a way that gets you banned.

Report submitted.

Defrosting some feedpacks but still tempted to gar a roast chook.

>>900963
get the roast chook to hold you over until the feedpacks are defrosted

>>900964
Garn

>>900950
Sticky date pudding, custard tart, profitiseroles

>>900966
i get a sticky date if i dont wipe properly

>>900962
>Ukrainian flag
evereeee time....

decided I'll have an apple and peanut butter for desserts, you neets want any?

>>900971
nah mate, we're all good but thanks for aksing

>>900967
Yum

New magic jew video looks very good.

>>900971
No but I'll have a big bowl of Connoisseur vanilla ice cream, blend up 250g strawberrys and mix them with some sour cream and pour that over the top then finally grate some Lindt chocolate over the top of it, and maybe cut a few Maltesers in half and sprinkle them on top as well.

>>900975
Interesting feed choice. Would try.

Big stinky NEET gets the board down again

boiling cabbage

>>900975
>sour cream
Are you sure?

>>900976
Maybe put the maltesers on the bottom so there is a nice crunch at the bottom.
>>900979
Yes.

>>900978
I see great winds in your future.