How does he do it?

>>974463
>Do you worship gas giants?
No but I have done some huge farts

Is tamela the ethnic or webby or someone else? I'm confused.

>>974493
Why not both?

Dear Mini Mong,
Hi I am the guy from up the road.
How are you? Would you like to drink heavily and bang whores together some day and maybe get kfc after?

Yours Sincerely
Guy from up the riad

>>974493
I think she is a voice on the phone a NEET fell in love with.

>>974495
I reckon he would say yes. Send the note.

>>974497
He always looks like he is about to panic and run away.

>>974495
Perfect. Get a good card, add a bit of lippy on your lips and give it a kiss to seal the deal.

>>974498
The card will seal the deal.

I am beginning to suspect minimong posts here

>>974493
Tamela calls me and releases me from my workforce obligations because she loves me and I love her. Last time she ghosted my scheduled appointment and pranjeet texts me saying he will call two weeks later. Now preet the jeet has done the same. I hope this doesnt breach their obligations and I get some new cunts who actually do what they are paid to do: Breach NEETs.

>Tamela is
a feminine name, primarily of American origin, often seen as a blend of Tamara and Pamela, meaning "palm tree" and "sweetness," symbolizing strength, beauty, and a pleasant nature
Bet she's a slag with tattoos

>>974503
I breached a few NEETs at last nights meeting.

>>974504
Maybe she is actually a palm tree
MAX will do anything to save money

>>974506
A date palm.

>>974505
Hot!

I'm sorry NEET it looks like she already has a bf

>>974509
Weber can fix that

>Weber
hacker voice
I'm in

I heard Weber downloaded a car once

>>974512
*cake

>>974513
*cookie

>>974506
I bet she has big coconuts

You wouldn't download a whole cheesecake.

I want a cheesecake now

>>974517
So do I.

>>974463
>gas giants
I talk to them here.

>>974519
Extremely well bantered.

>>974516
Would if I could.

>>974519
Well bantered.

Nasty stretch of weather coming up. Weber did the smart thing getting out of town.

>>974524
It's 43 here tomorrow.

Another date. This one wanted tartan jeep ride.

>>974525
That's less.

>>974524
They want to kill us.

>>974527
That one is not good enough for you NEET. Don't demean yourself.

Weber invited me to post on crystal.cafe once.

Might change my ausneets dating profile to remove all references to "puff and play", been getting too many creepy messages from certain neets lately.

Sweetie likes beef ravioli.

>>974532
You won't get any hits at all without that.

Salvation comes through fibre and enemas

>>974533
That's people food.

Going to have my first cup of chamomile in the next hour

What sort of people even go to the private unis in this country?

>>974538
Rich cunts that don't have to face the consequences for killing the Western world

>>974538
theology dickheads

I need to go food shopping but it is too hot to go outside. It won't cool down enough by 8pm for me to go shopping. Woe. Wondering if I should go really early tomorrow.

>>974541
It'll be too hot for you in the morning

>>974543
Yeah, fuck. I might just have to die.

>>974544
You will be missed

tiramisu for puddink

>>974542
might go do a tcp dump and have a bath.

>>974546
I had some dates.

>>974548
Puff and play dates?

Should I go shopping tonight or tomorrow morning?

>>974550
Tonight if you feel up to it. You might feel worse tomorrow.

>>974551
I have felt so tired the last few weeks. alcohol is the only thing that perks me up any more.

Got an erection.

>>974542
>Obviously forking go’s crypto library is a little scary, and I’m gonna have to do some thinking about how to maintain my little patch in a safe way.
Smart.

>>974553
Put it away or I'll chop it off!

>>974556
>Helen
I miss her so much.

>>974556
You doxxed Monk!!

Why am I the only NEET who has any culture in the cinema arts? I mean, all the rest of this board watches rubbish space aliens series and slop from netflix. I would be lucky to get one NEET to watch something from the golden era of Aus kino. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, with your video games and shitposting.

>>974559
I've watched every movie youve posted. If they werent Australian, you wouldnt watch them.

>>974560
bullshit you never knew knucklemen existed until i just posted about it. Go gaslight reddit/thesullivans/

>>974559
I like HP 1 to 300

Are there any good meats at Coles that don't need to be cooked? I don't have access to an oven or stove atm. I will aim for a rotisserie chook but I am worried they will be all out.

>>974563
enjoy worms

>>974565
It is too hot to go digging for them, fuck that.

Off to Coles and Dan's.

😋

>>974567
Cherry Ripe please.

>>974563
get some rolls and cold meat

Cruisey I wanna go to the Hot Spring

>>974568
seventy dollars

>>974572
High spend sloppa

>>974552
Have you tried Ritalin?

>>974559
You need a good wank NEET

>>974565
It is a good game

>>974576
kek

>>974571
Humans will be relegated to correct AI mistakes. As we always destined to be. Slave for the machines.
AI enabled my ass.

Shibs has a cybernetic donkey

>>974578
Tiffin would send those retarded tourists where they need to go, if you catch my drift.

>>974580
The amphitheatre?

>>974580
The gay sauna?

>>974580
KFC?

>>974582
Tiffin has a gay sauna? Why didnt I know about this?

Interested for a friend.

>>974584
It's invite only you have to be on the discord

I wanna sing this at his amphitheatre

Enrolled

>>974587
another NDIS cow to milk?

Engorged.

>>974588
That wouldn't take too long to clean out.

Exemplary

12 weeks today since they cut me open.
I am now allowed to return to gainful employment.

Might write an AI drawn comic strip about a superhero neet called puffin play who goes around fighting prostitution by having sex with whores then not paying them afterwards.

>>974598
Sounds do-able.

>>974598
I have been thinking about doing a comic about a vigilante who fights crime using word based jokes.
I will call him The Pun-isher.

>>974595
Right we expect you to put in 12 hour days now neet, that's 12 hours of solid debauches and shit posting.

>>974602
Dont they have a canoe?

>>974603
I can only manage 5 hours of debauchery though
They are gonna fire me

>>974601
>>974602
Thanks for all the pics.

>>974601
You let your niece watch the shags?!?!

>>974601
Is it legal to take pippies from the beach?

I took a peepee on the beach once.

>>974601
>>974602
Wonderful.

>>974609
And we saw what you buried in the sand.

>>974595
That is good news NEET. You have made a good recovery.

>>974602
>>974601
Lovely.

>>974602
Sharks are attracted to dogs, I heard.

>>974611
There is literally nothing wrong with this. The fish pee in the water all the time.

>>974608
they're empty shells
keep telling her to just get the cone shells and leave the cockles but she can't be told

>>974614
Kinky

>>974619
she likes the pretty ocean things.

neets there's something that's been bothering me for decades - in die hard when john mclane discovers the cop he's been talking to on the radio the whole time was a nigger was he shocked and horrified or did he suspect the whole time the guy was black?

Good night.

>>974622
>black?
*his long lost half brother

>>974621
It's so cute. Give it a kiss.

>>974622
That's been bothering you for decades has it?
You need a life NEET.

>>974623
Good night Pidge. xx
That poor pidge.

Cruisey didn't poo again today.

>>974629
Well at least hard not to notice when setting the rifle down or taking the photo

>>974628
Imagine living in a country that has rifles that fire poo instead of lead.

Failed to eat any vegetables again for the fourth day in a row. Managed to get some feedpacks cooked at least. Vegies tomorrow this time I mean it for real.

Having a go to bed

>>974634
Good night NEET.

Good Night NEETs. Too tired to think about myself.
Going to bed.

>>974636
Good night.

https://arisuchan.xyz/
https://lainchan.org/
How do these actually differ? I am familiar with Lainchan but Arisuchan seems like it is a knock-off?

>>974524
Weber always does the smart thing and we'd be wise to emulate him.

>>974623
Night fella.
Why these people give trash to pidges to build nest? Why can't they give straws of hay and twigs? The only thing made sense was that dry leaf.
Why they fear stuff from nature?

https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_248448/belhaven-scottish-ale-500ml
I'm having one of these. I can't say I love it. I'm hoping it gets better.

>>974641
It is an interesting colour.

>>974642
I'm a third of the way through the bottle. I've gotten over the shock and I am now quite enjoying it.

But I agree, the amber colour is rather pleasing to the eye.

>>974601
>>974602
Beautiful, great day out.
Whats she doing with the shells?

>>974622
He thought he was Chinese.

My bussy is Chinese.

Spoke to the ethnic at length. Should have waited to do it in person. Resisted my charms.
It's all over. It's over. It's so fucking over. Dead on the sidewalk. Just litter for the gutter.
What it all could have been. The divine tragedy. Never even got to the rope swing or goat slaughtering. Should have moved faster. One cycle. That moon god. 28 days. Lol
I should go watch that movie. Might have some real ideas on what I should do next.
Jupiter looked at me like I was a dumb cunt again.

>>974648
Delet her number

When you wish upon a star
Smell my bussy in your car

>>974630
He's hodl

>>974640
Would make sense to give natural fibres. It's all very confusing

>>974648
There is a billion more where she came from.

The next one could be from a new phone upgrade or from a utility provider. Do not lose hope.

gm, never sure if it's too early or not

>>974658
GMN.

Might make some racist posts today.

>>974661
Casual racism?

>>974661
Probably the only might that will be done.

>>974663
It's going to be 45 Celsius here today. Expect some frayed tempers.

>>974654
They could get a handful of grass literally anywhere for free.

>>974664
Quite a lot. Why people live there?

>>974665
>Why people live there?
We were trying to get away from europe and all its fucking problems.

>>974666
How that worked out.

>>974667
It's Australia Day on Monday. If we're lucky we might get another race riot.

>>974665
Maybe it is where Mini Mong is

>>974667
I enjoyed this cartoon.

>>974668
Make a rice riot. Like a food fight of sort.

>>974669
Mini Mong? Like Minnie Mouse?

>>974670
I'm glad.

>>974671
>Mini Mong? Like Minnie Mouse?
It's suspected he lives just up the riad from a guy >>974495

>>974672
Not that guy but the OP of the sighting, but I suspect Mini Mongs could be everywhere.

Good Morning NEETs.
Its gonna be hot on the road today. Fugg.

>>974674
GMN.

Where to?

>>974674
You might need the RAA bee.

>>974678
Cruisey I wanna go there.

>>974679
A few of the Adelaide NEETs would smell worse than that.

>>974680
No-shower neet was the best of us, alas. Rest in stinkiness.

Gonna turn my life around today neets. Mark my words.

>>974682
Good luck NEET.

>>974679
Open your legs and close your eyes.

>>974684
I don't want to go the Sydney Fish Market!

>>974685
>Thinking about asian whores.
You need to get back to the fundamentals, tuggers.

>>974676
I charged the battery and carry a spare. I just dont wanna get road raged by some angry holiday maker.

>>974687
6 hand hydraulic pump

>>974688
It's better to bee a member.

>>974690
I got my silver card the other day. 10 years of loyalty.

>>974685
(Y0u) need to go to the source. Peak freshness. Epstien knew the secret of quiescent coco youth.

Tipped out the milk and flushed the uneaten oats down the dunny. Behind schedule. Have to make it up on the road. Good bye neets.

viva dam in place

I can smell that fish market again.

>>974693
Tata have fun

>>974696
🤞 Hodl

taking sweaty to the vet this morning

Do any of you watch whiterabbit7820? Hes an aussie food reviewer but the editing is terrible. Love it.

>>974700
She could make sisbot a necklace with fishing line.

>>974701
Is she okay?
That worries me.

>>974704
Her annual check up and vaccination. She is a bit stiff in one leg, so will get that checked.

>>974706
Good. I hope all is well.

For second breakfast I had a box of noodles with chicken, egg and vegetables I bought from a chink bakery, drenched it in soy sauce. Delicious. Thinking about third breakfast now.

What are the requirements to join the nsn? Asking for a mate of mine.

>>974700
Good haul.

Breakky

>>974702
There's a lot going on there.

>>974711
Lovely. Are the grapes sweet?

>>974707
she has a heart murmur, so she is booked in for an ultrasound next week
they took blood to check her kidney function before she can start drugs for arthur rightus etc
new vet girl
she was nice but I noticed self harm scars on her wrists

>>974715
>ultrasound next week
I hope everything is well. Good luck Sweetie.

>>974714
>self harm scars on her wrists
Sure they're not animal bites from where sweetie decided to take a nip of her arm?

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/it-looked-weak-children-injured-in-india-fairground-disaster/news-story/0cb51ad8af3ce377c256e79eb8baf493
is there a bigger joke of a county?

>>974714
They were good but not great, hopefully the next batch will be excellent.

>>974718
>is there a bigger joke of a county?
Our own country, where everything is illegal.

>>974709
nsn has disbanded but u can still find the boys at the gay club

>>974713
>>974712
He is a character. Hadnt seen a pic of the wife.

Cashed-up old goober boomer with a foreign wife who visibly can't stand him. Many such cases.

>>974723
He seems happy enough. First lot of kids are probably spoilt, unappreciative entitled cunts. Blowing it on SEA visits and cruises is the only sane option.

got a kilo of sausages from the butcher
made niecebot and others laugh at woolies when the checkout woman asked what the bananas were (meaning what brand/type) and I said "bananas" in a very retarded and derisory voice
motherbat reminded me that she still has to live here after i've gone home
having a passionfruit hard cider

Boomers are crashing western civilisation with no survivors.

>>974725
Those were cavendish bananas.

>>974711
Good spread.

>>974715
I hope all is well for her.

>>974726
Is this what they call Batman posting with Littlefinger from Game of Thrones?

>>974725
kek

>>974729
Sweaty or the vet girl?

>>974732
Sweaty and a bit for the vet gril

>>974733
Yeah, that's about right.
I think I've posted before that it bothers me to see attractive young women with self harm scars... like what could possibly be so bad you have to do that to yourself?

>>974734
>like what could possibly be so bad you have to do that to yourself?
Probably a variety of causes. If I didn't have a dog or animal throughout parts of my life, I would've gotten lonely and sad. This country has terrible mental health support. As much as I dislike Burger lands health system, as least you can get access to mental health treatment next day. Here it can take days/weeks/months.

>>974734
>>974735
Probably much more to it. But that's my thoughts.

>>974735
I can totally understand NEET/incel males hurting themselves. I mean they probably do, but they're probably also a bit too successful/final at it, whereas girls fuck about with it.
But also an attractive girl wouldn't have the loneliness issue. They'd have a surplus of friends and suitors at any given time, even if they are there with ulterior motives.

>>974734
If a female has a bad or abusive childhood they are more likely than males to take up self harm. Males are more likely to drink or just commit break neck successfully. Abuse can really fuck your head and emotions. Abuse can reduce you to feeling just shame and empty which is it's own type of pain, so to escape it they try to use self harm to activate chemical self soothing to get out of shame or emptiness. The shame and emptiness can be quite dire. It can have an existential effect of meaninglessness. It's not really "I want to die" It's, I want to feel something and get rid of this shit.

>>974734
I'm betting they're animal bite scars

>>974739
They were numerous vertical slit scars up her forearm. Razor or box cutter.

>>974740
>vertical slit scars
Could be cat scratches. 10 seconds on google makes it obvious that vets get scratched and bitten all the time at work.

>>974741
ffs dude

Maybe she is a ninja by night and they are battle scars honourably earned in combat.

When I was walking through the park I could hear a woman shouting for help from some bushes but I kept walking because I wanted to go home and watch tv.

>>974738
>>974737
>>974735
Your tampons fell out of your handbag.

ADIDAS

>>974740
>vertical
Tell her to lay down next time

>>974745
Might've been a ninja gf getting her arms scratched by a wild cat.

Having anap

>>974749
It was probably NK trying to lure him in.

>>974746
You were having a cry just the other day

>tfw severely dejected
Have to leave to herd in a few minutes.

>>974752
Bloody flags on this board.
was having a cry yesterday too

>>974753
Good luck. Try not to let them scratch your arms.

Imagine getting a rub and tug from a ninja girl.
The danger would add an extra sense of excitement.

Why hasn't Monk architectured a similar solution?

>>974756
One moment a fountain shoots from the BWC and the next moment it changes it red.

>>974757
He can't grow the beard

>>974753
Kek. And you were telling me herding is preferable to growing!

I hope he's going to Glenn or Cow.

Cruisey I wanna do this tomorrow

New varg.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K5lvOu-kBtQ [Embed]

>>974756
With a cat hanging off her arm

>>974762
That was our other ethnic obsessed, depressed herder.

Sleep cycle totally fucked, suffering mild psychosis, some mechanist shit. Not good.

>>974767
You'll pull through. Take it easy and you'll be fine.

It got up to 45 again. Nasty, vicious temperature.

>>974753
have a good day.

>>974763
So this is where Pidge gets all his videos.

Wanted to hunt for a tug or a whore but back on the ethnic in my head.

>>974772
You need webby over for some white master coloniser and brown slave girl role play.

>>974772
You need a good tug.

Ethnic smelled wrong and was an aggressive mimic

Have a hole that could fit a 12 inch atm

>>974777
He would now Wizzy.

on the choof

He done choofed

Minimong knocked on my door earlier and said if I ever talked about him on the internet again he would cut me like a bitch and sell my arse on the street corner.

>>974779
Too early.

>>974781
> sell my arse on the street corner.
It would be too fatty like pork belly.

>>974783
He would sell it cheap

>>974779
Cruisey no!

>>974781
Did he like the idea for the card?

>>974781
Should've told the young fella that Halloween is October.

Why the fuck is there always CP on the landing page. Why is there even a porn board. If I was the SO I would ban these faggots and delete all loli.

>>974706
Dont get the Vaxx. Its full of 5G.

>>974788
>the landing page
There is no need to go there.

Is HP on tonight?

>>974791
Yes!
At 7pm AEDT we're watching President Evil!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then probably american hobo as usual

>>974700
https://www.noticer.news/new-zealand-bucket-people-sea-life-protest/

They giggin yellow suckers now.

>>974791
>>974792
>>974794
Ready.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/worst-possible-outcome-heartbreaking-detail-as-family-of-shark-attack-victim-nico-antic-rally-around-mauled-12yo/news-story/5138a8ec7060f5bb3745655ba02c2039

>dying from shark attack on Australia day.

TFW: You will never reach sainthood levels of based

>>974792
Did you mean resident evil? Those are fun

>>974725
The checkout operators need to be put in their place when they have the temerity to talk to the customers cheekily.

>>974798
It's about a CEO and his daughter.

>>974798
Yes.

>>974802
Sounds hilarious.

>>974792
I've been stuck inside all day, I will be out for my evening walk. Enjoy the movie neets.

>>974804
Thanks. I hope your walk will be pleasant. Cooler than the day.

>>974556
>whore
Denise Drysdale
You can't make this shit up.

>>974806
Role fit for the actress?

Heblo frens what liquor go well with coffee?

>>974559
You huff your own farts

>>974808
Rum and milk.

>>974808
kahlua and vodka
bourbon and vanilla essence

>>974810
...

Startin, fellas, get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>974811
I'm going to go kahlua or baileys

need a poo but don't want to scar niecebot for life

>>974816
Poo at Bills house.

>>974817
i wont be able to hold it until monday afternoon

>>974818
Poo at Cruiseys house

Webeeeeer

>>974820
New home?

He is just poo mogging now

>>974820
Looking tanned.

>>974823
Get tanner and cruisey will fuck him xD

>>974825
Are you saying Cruisey should fuck himself?

>>974826
67

>>974816
Poo and flush vigorously

Can you hodl for two more days?

Weber you need to take some opiates.

>>974830
No, I’m pooing now 😭💩🌊

He should have gone for a drive to maccas.

>>974833
Kek
Niecebot is currently at the table doing a puzzle

He could have done his business and then got a mcflurry for the drive home.

Motherbat just walked into the hallway and exclaimed “Jesus Christ!” and walked back into the living room, shutting the door behind her 😞

>>974834
>>974836
Walked out of the toilet to see 3 fire trucks and a dozen guys in hazmat suits. Then the Dolans girl says the soft serve machine is broken.

>>974832
Push! Chux! Repeat!

>>974837
Many such cases. What flush number is it up to?

>>974839
I don't think it will be enough. Imagine having this trauma as a childhood memory.

I had to break its back

>>974842
Oh my.

Thanks for watching, fellas!

>>974734
yeah but you saw the marks from cutting, as in saw them, as in she wanted everyone to see them. Why cant you stab yourself with a knitting needle or mess around with a fantasy knife off aliexpress somewhere on your body where no one sees it?

Foids with self harm scars are a kind of pink hair danger signal, who is to fathom their mindset? They are crazy and thats how they identify. This is the essence of a personality disorder.

>>974845
what time is the moofie on tonight?

>>974847
It was in the usual time.

>>974842
It was a wise decision to pack the poo knife.

>>974848
ksk

*kek

>>974807
SILENCE PAPRIKA BREATH.
Ding Dong is good value

>>974848
put it on now, I didnt notice it wasnt Resident Evil

>>974853
HP will be on after this >>974791
Secret channel tune in.

Good night.

>>974855
Good night Pidge. xx

>>974853
You still wanna watch it?

>>974855
Night fella.
More trash nest. Someone should comment to those idiots to use hay or something.

Torn scrotum 😔🤙

Gone bed

>>974860
Good night.

>>974852
Ding dong is the one at the back, not the blonde.

Accidentally trolled my Christian friend again by arguing too much with him. I don't mean to troll I just enjoy the pursuit of meaning and truth and anything nihilistic I find funny, which is most of the time.

>>974857
Nah I am going to bed. Good Night NEETs.

>>974860
>>974864
Night fellas.

>>974864
Good night.

Chicken burgah

Stuffed with coconut ice cream and butterscotch pudding. Too full to go to bed.

Has nuro died again?

Watched boner temple. Lots of nude doodles. Six cop cars at a property on womma rd, nd an ambulance. Did a detour down henley beach rd, and don bradman. Almost stopped at a tugger but a group of youths were on the sidestreet, and others seemed shut. Now at the AFP building.

>>974863
Iktf

All burgers are now $5 and $10 8n a meal at weberboig. Had the southern belle, client had the john wayne.

>>974868
Many a night I have had to sleep standing up due to excess consumption.

>>974871
>a group of youths
They are dangerous on Saturday nights. Especially warm ones. You did the right thing.

>>974873
How was the quality? I have heard they are in decline.

>>974873
How does it compares to other joints?

>>974877
>>974875
They seemed jolly, just couldnt be buggered with the smartarse comments if they stood there and I walked in.
>>974876
Quality was great, but I think they've got smaller.
>>974877
Wins the cost/satisfaction award.

Even went and got 250 out incase I got a nice tugger, that may have been keen on getting her bumhole gaped for a week. Really was in the mood to hurt some fob teen who already questions her life choic3s. Tonight could have made a new lifetime heroin user.
Extra 50 if she keeps smiling in a believable way.

No post NEETs. Wage off, choof'd up. Thinking about the ethnic, and other women, which is nice. Fantasising about reliving the experience with this chick.
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/SA/Adelaide/Individual/E12/
But telling her about it while playing it out. Probably need to stop thinking that sex means emotional connection. Possum would blame mental health. The trauma. Imagine thinking women can be your shrinks.

I want a gf. How do I get a gf?

Good morning NEETs.

>>974882
mording

>>974868
Watch out for that bridge!

>>974871
>Now at the AFP building.
How are their tuggers?

>>974879
>Extra 50 if she keeps smiling in a believable way.
Very generous.