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NEET General #954 - Celestial Veneration Edition NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No. 974463
What do you NEETs think of Celestial Veneration? Do you worship gas giants?

Old Thread: >>973443


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.974486 del
TAMELA FROM MAX
BEST KAREN


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.974489 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.974491 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.974492 del
>>974463
>Do you worship gas giants?
No but I have done some huge farts


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.974493 del
Is tamela the ethnic or webby or someone else? I'm confused.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.974494 del
>>974493
Why not both?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.974495 del
Dear Mini Mong,
Hi I am the guy from up the road.
How are you? Would you like to drink heavily and bang whores together some day and maybe get kfc after?

Yours Sincerely
Guy from up the riad


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.974496 del
>>974493
I think she is a voice on the phone a NEET fell in love with.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.974497 del
>>974495
I reckon he would say yes. Send the note.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.974498 del
>>974497
He always looks like he is about to panic and run away.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.974499 del
>>974495
Perfect. Get a good card, add a bit of lippy on your lips and give it a kiss to seal the deal.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.974500 del
>>974498
The card will seal the deal.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.974501 del
I am beginning to suspect minimong posts here


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.974502 del
>>974501
If he needs to upgrade his PC he should follow these tips.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.974503 del
>>974493
Tamela calls me and releases me from my workforce obligations because she loves me and I love her. Last time she ghosted my scheduled appointment and pranjeet texts me saying he will call two weeks later. Now preet the jeet has done the same. I hope this doesnt breach their obligations and I get some new cunts who actually do what they are paid to do: Breach NEETs.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.974504 del
>Tamela is
a feminine name, primarily of American origin, often seen as a blend of Tamara and Pamela, meaning "palm tree" and "sweetness," symbolizing strength, beauty, and a pleasant nature
Bet she's a slag with tattoos


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.974505 del
>>974503
I breached a few NEETs at last nights meeting.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.974506 del
>>974504
Maybe she is actually a palm tree
MAX will do anything to save money


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.974507 del
>>974506
A date palm.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.974508 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.974509 del
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I'm sorry NEET it looks like she already has a bf


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.974510 del
>>974509
Weber can fix that


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.974511 del
>Weber
hacker voice
I'm in


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.974512 del
I heard Weber downloaded a car once


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.974513 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.974514 del
>>974513
*cookie


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.974515 del
>>974506
I bet she has big coconuts


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.974516 del
You wouldn't download a whole cheesecake.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.974517 del
I want a cheesecake now


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.974518 del
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>>974517
So do I.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.974519 del
>>974463
>gas giants
I talk to them here.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.974520 del
>>974519
Extremely well bantered.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.974521 del
>that feel when board NEET hasn't given you well bantered or Vile in weeks


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.974522 del
>>974516
Would if I could.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.974523 del
>>974519
Well bantered.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.974524 del
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Nasty stretch of weather coming up. Weber did the smart thing getting out of town.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.974525 del
>>974524
It's 43 here tomorrow.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.974527 del
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Another date. This one wanted tartan jeep ride.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.974528 del
>>974525
That's less.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.974529 del
>>974524
They want to kill us.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.974530 del
>>974527
That one is not good enough for you NEET. Don't demean yourself.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.974531 del
Weber invited me to post on crystal.cafe once.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.974532 del
Might change my ausneets dating profile to remove all references to "puff and play", been getting too many creepy messages from certain neets lately.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.974533 del
Sweetie likes beef ravioli.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.974534 del
>>974532
You won't get any hits at all without that.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.974535 del
Salvation comes through fibre and enemas


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.974536 del
>>974533
That's people food.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.974537 del
Going to have my first cup of chamomile in the next hour


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.974538 del
What sort of people even go to the private unis in this country?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.974539 del
>>974538
Rich cunts that don't have to face the consequences for killing the Western world


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.974540 del
>>974538
theology dickheads


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.974541 del
I need to go food shopping but it is too hot to go outside. It won't cool down enough by 8pm for me to go shopping. Woe. Wondering if I should go really early tomorrow.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.974543 del
>>974541
It'll be too hot for you in the morning


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.974544 del
>>974543
Yeah, fuck. I might just have to die.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.974545 del
>>974544
You will be missed


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.974546 del
tiramisu for puddink


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.974547 del
>>974542
might go do a tcp dump and have a bath.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.974548 del
>>974546
I had some dates.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.974549 del
>>974548
Puff and play dates?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.974550 del
Should I go shopping tonight or tomorrow morning?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.974551 del
>>974550
Tonight if you feel up to it. You might feel worse tomorrow.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.974552 del
>>974551
I have felt so tired the last few weeks. alcohol is the only thing that perks me up any more.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.974553 del
Got an erection.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.974554 del
>>974542
>Obviously forking go’s crypto library is a little scary, and I’m gonna have to do some thinking about how to maintain my little patch in a safe way.
Smart.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.974555 del
>>974553
Put it away or I'll chop it off!


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.974556 del
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Just finished this moofie. Really great, actor and plot driven kino. Genuine Aussie boomer paradise, should have called the last of the real australians. 5 mimed punches and a genuine pub band.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.974557 del
>>974556
>Helen
I miss her so much.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.974558 del
>>974556
You doxxed Monk!!


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.974559 del
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Why am I the only NEET who has any culture in the cinema arts? I mean, all the rest of this board watches rubbish space aliens series and slop from netflix. I would be lucky to get one NEET to watch something from the golden era of Aus kino. You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves, with your video games and shitposting.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.974560 del
>>974559
I've watched every movie youve posted. If they werent Australian, you wouldnt watch them.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.974561 del
>>974560
bullshit you never knew knucklemen existed until i just posted about it. Go gaslight reddit/thesullivans/


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.974562 del
>>974559
I like HP 1 to 300


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.974563 del
Are there any good meats at Coles that don't need to be cooked? I don't have access to an oven or stove atm. I will aim for a rotisserie chook but I am worried they will be all out.


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.974565 del
>>974563
enjoy worms


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.974566 del
>>974565
It is too hot to go digging for them, fuck that.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.974567 del
Off to Coles and Dan's.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.974568 del
😋


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.974569 del
>>974567
Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.974570 del
>>974563
get some rolls and cold meat


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.974571 del
Cruisey I wanna go to the Hot Spring


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.974572 del
>>974568
seventy dollars


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.974573 del
>>974572
High spend sloppa


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.974574 del
>>974552
Have you tried Ritalin?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.974575 del
>>974559
You need a good wank NEET


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.974576 del
>>974565
It is a good game


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.974577 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.974578 del
>>974571
Humans will be relegated to correct AI mistakes. As we always destined to be. Slave for the machines.
AI enabled my ass.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.974579 del
Shibs has a cybernetic donkey


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.974580 del
>>974578
Tiffin would send those retarded tourists where they need to go, if you catch my drift.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.974581 del
>>974580
The amphitheatre?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.974582 del
>>974580
The gay sauna?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.974583 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.974584 del
>>974582
Tiffin has a gay sauna? Why didnt I know about this?

Interested for a friend.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.974585 del
>>974584
It's invite only you have to be on the discord


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.974586 del
I wanna sing this at his amphitheatre


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.974587 del
Enrolled


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.974589 del
>>974587
another NDIS cow to milk?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.974590 del
Engorged.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.974591 del
>>974588
That wouldn't take too long to clean out.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.974592 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.974594 del
Exemplary


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.974595 del
12 weeks today since they cut me open.
I am now allowed to return to gainful employment.


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.974597 del
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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.974598 del
Might write an AI drawn comic strip about a superhero neet called puffin play who goes around fighting prostitution by having sex with whores then not paying them afterwards.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.974599 del
>>974598
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.974600 del
>>974598
I have been thinking about doing a comic about a vigilante who fights crime using word based jokes.
I will call him The Pun-isher.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.974601 del
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Took niecebot to get some shells on the beach.
Saw 3 shags on a rock with a duck.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.974602 del
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And two dogs paddleboarding.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.974603 del
>>974595
Right we expect you to put in 12 hour days now neet, that's 12 hours of solid debauches and shit posting.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.974604 del
>>974602
Dont they have a canoe?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.974605 del
>>974603
I can only manage 5 hours of debauchery though
They are gonna fire me


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.974606 del
>>974601
>>974602
Thanks for all the pics.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.974607 del
>>974601
You let your niece watch the shags?!?!


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.974608 del
>>974601
Is it legal to take pippies from the beach?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.974609 del
I took a peepee on the beach once.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.974610 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.974611 del
>>974609
And we saw what you buried in the sand.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.974612 del
>>974595
That is good news NEET. You have made a good recovery.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.974613 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.974614 del
>>974602
Sharks are attracted to dogs, I heard.


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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.974617 del
>>974611
There is literally nothing wrong with this. The fish pee in the water all the time.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.974619 del
>>974608
they're empty shells
keep telling her to just get the cone shells and leave the cockles but she can't be told


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.974620 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.974621 del
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>>974619
she likes the pretty ocean things.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.974622 del
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neets there's something that's been bothering me for decades - in die hard when john mclane discovers the cop he's been talking to on the radio the whole time was a nigger was he shocked and horrified or did he suspect the whole time the guy was black?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.974623 del
Good night.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.974624 del
>>974622
>black?
*his long lost half brother


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.974625 del
>>974621
It's so cute. Give it a kiss.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.974626 del
>>974622
That's been bothering you for decades has it?
You need a life NEET.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.974627 del
>>974623
Good night Pidge. xx
That poor pidge.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.974628 del
The stock image of the Indian service rifle used by India Today news has two massive turds in the picture


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.974629 del
>>974628
>massive


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.974630 del
Cruisey didn't poo again today.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.974631 del
>>974629
Well at least hard not to notice when setting the rifle down or taking the photo


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>>974628
Imagine living in a country that has rifles that fire poo instead of lead.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.974633 del
Failed to eat any vegetables again for the fourth day in a row. Managed to get some feedpacks cooked at least. Vegies tomorrow this time I mean it for real.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.974634 del
Having a go to bed


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.974635 del
>>974634
Good night NEET.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.974636 del
Good Night NEETs. Too tired to think about myself.
Going to bed.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.974637 del
>>974636
Good night.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.974638 del
https://arisuchan.xyz/
https://lainchan.org/
How do these actually differ? I am familiar with Lainchan but Arisuchan seems like it is a knock-off?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.974639 del
>>974524
Weber always does the smart thing and we'd be wise to emulate him.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.974640 del
>>974623
Night fella.
Why these people give trash to pidges to build nest? Why can't they give straws of hay and twigs? The only thing made sense was that dry leaf.
Why they fear stuff from nature?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.974641 del
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_248448/belhaven-scottish-ale-500ml
I'm having one of these. I can't say I love it. I'm hoping it gets better.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.974642 del
>>974641
It is an interesting colour.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.974643 del
>>974642
I'm a third of the way through the bottle. I've gotten over the shock and I am now quite enjoying it.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.974644 del
But I agree, the amber colour is rather pleasing to the eye.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.974645 del
>>974601
>>974602
Beautiful, great day out.
Whats she doing with the shells?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.974646 del
>>974622
He thought he was Chinese.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.974647 del
My bussy is Chinese.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.974648 del
Spoke to the ethnic at length. Should have waited to do it in person. Resisted my charms.
It's all over. It's over. It's so fucking over. Dead on the sidewalk. Just litter for the gutter.
What it all could have been. The divine tragedy. Never even got to the rope swing or goat slaughtering. Should have moved faster. One cycle. That moon god. 28 days. Lol
I should go watch that movie. Might have some real ideas on what I should do next.
Jupiter looked at me like I was a dumb cunt again.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.974651 del
>>974648
Delet her number


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.974652 del
When you wish upon a star
Smell my bussy in your car


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.974653 del
>>974630
He's hodl


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.974654 del
>>974640
Would make sense to give natural fibres. It's all very confusing


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.974655 del
>>974648
There is a billion more where she came from.

The next one could be from a new phone upgrade or from a utility provider. Do not lose hope.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.974658 del
gm, never sure if it's too early or not


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.974659 del


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.974661 del
Might make some racist posts today.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.974662 del
>>974661
Casual racism?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.974663 del
>>974661
Probably the only might that will be done.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.974664 del
>>974663
It's going to be 45 Celsius here today. Expect some frayed tempers.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.974665 del
>>974654
They could get a handful of grass literally anywhere for free.

>>974664
Quite a lot. Why people live there?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.974666 del
>>974665
>Why people live there?
We were trying to get away from europe and all its fucking problems.


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>>974666
How that worked out.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.974668 del
>>974667
It's Australia Day on Monday. If we're lucky we might get another race riot.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.974669 del
>>974665
Maybe it is where Mini Mong is


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.974670 del
>>974667
I enjoyed this cartoon.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.974671 del
>>974668
Make a rice riot. Like a food fight of sort.

>>974669
Mini Mong? Like Minnie Mouse?

>>974670
I'm glad.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.974672 del
>>974671
>Mini Mong? Like Minnie Mouse?
It's suspected he lives just up the riad from a guy >>974495


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.974673 del
>>974672
Not that guy but the OP of the sighting, but I suspect Mini Mongs could be everywhere.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.974674 del
Good Morning NEETs.
Its gonna be hot on the road today. Fugg.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.974675 del
>>974674
GMN.

Where to?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.974676 del
>>974674
You might need the RAA bee.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.974677 del
>>974676
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jMT4ymy6xkk [Embed]


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.974678 del
> Corpse Flower 'Smellanie' at Adelaide Botanic Garden
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jh8BPg5NkL4 [Embed]

https://www.botanicgardens.sa.gov.au/news/corpse-flower-due-to-deliver-stinky-spectacle-at-adelaide-botanic-garden


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.974679 del
>>974678
Cruisey I wanna go there.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.974680 del
>>974679
A few of the Adelaide NEETs would smell worse than that.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.974681 del
>>974680
No-shower neet was the best of us, alas. Rest in stinkiness.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.974682 del
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Gonna turn my life around today neets. Mark my words.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.974683 del
>>974682
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.974684 del
>>974679
Open your legs and close your eyes.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.974685 del
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>>974682
I just had three choofs and went back to bed. Got wage in about 9hrs. Thinking about asian whores. Need to try a new flavour.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.974686 del
>>974684
I don't want to go the Sydney Fish Market!


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.974687 del
>>974685
>Thinking about asian whores.
You need to get back to the fundamentals, tuggers.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.974688 del
>>974676
I charged the battery and carry a spare. I just dont wanna get road raged by some angry holiday maker.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.974689 del
>>974687
6 hand hydraulic pump


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.974690 del
>>974688
It's better to bee a member.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.974691 del
>>974690
I got my silver card the other day. 10 years of loyalty.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.974692 del
>>974685
(Y0u) need to go to the source. Peak freshness. Epstien knew the secret of quiescent coco youth.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.974693 del
Tipped out the milk and flushed the uneaten oats down the dunny. Behind schedule. Have to make it up on the road. Good bye neets.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.974694 del
>>974690

>be me
>me bee


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.974695 del
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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.974696 del
viva dam in place


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.974697 del
I can smell that fish market again.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.974698 del
>>974693
Tata have fun


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.974699 del
>>974696
🤞 Hodl


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.974700 del
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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.974701 del
taking sweaty to the vet this morning


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.974702 del
Do any of you watch whiterabbit7820? Hes an aussie food reviewer but the editing is terrible. Love it.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.974703 del
>>974700
She could make sisbot a necklace with fishing line.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.974704 del
>>974701
Is she okay?
That worries me.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.974706 del
>>974704
Her annual check up and vaccination. She is a bit stiff in one leg, so will get that checked.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.974707 del
>>974706
Good. I hope all is well.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.974708 del
For second breakfast I had a box of noodles with chicken, egg and vegetables I bought from a chink bakery, drenched it in soy sauce. Delicious. Thinking about third breakfast now.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.974709 del
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What are the requirements to join the nsn? Asking for a mate of mine.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.974710 del
>>974700
Good haul.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.974711 del
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Breakky


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.974712 del
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>>974702
There's a lot going on there.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.974713 del
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NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:39 [Preview] No.974714 del
>>974711
Lovely. Are the grapes sweet?


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.974715 del
>>974707
she has a heart murmur, so she is booked in for an ultrasound next week
they took blood to check her kidney function before she can start drugs for arthur rightus etc
new vet girl
she was nice but I noticed self harm scars on her wrists


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.974716 del
>>974715
>ultrasound next week
I hope everything is well. Good luck Sweetie.


NEET 01/23/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.974717 del
>>974714
>self harm scars on her wrists
Sure they're not animal bites from where sweetie decided to take a nip of her arm?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.974719 del
>>974714
They were good but not great, hopefully the next batch will be excellent.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.974720 del
>>974718
>is there a bigger joke of a county?
Our own country, where everything is illegal.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.974721 del
>>974709
nsn has disbanded but u can still find the boys at the gay club


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.974722 del
>>974713
>>974712
He is a character. Hadnt seen a pic of the wife.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.974723 del
Cashed-up old goober boomer with a foreign wife who visibly can't stand him. Many such cases.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.974724 del
>>974723
He seems happy enough. First lot of kids are probably spoilt, unappreciative entitled cunts. Blowing it on SEA visits and cruises is the only sane option.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.974725 del
got a kilo of sausages from the butcher
made niecebot and others laugh at woolies when the checkout woman asked what the bananas were (meaning what brand/type) and I said "bananas" in a very retarded and derisory voice
motherbat reminded me that she still has to live here after i've gone home
having a passionfruit hard cider


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.974726 del
Boomers are crashing western civilisation with no survivors.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.974727 del
>>974725
Those were cavendish bananas.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.974728 del
>>974711
Good spread.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.974729 del
>>974715
I hope all is well for her.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.974730 del
>>974726
Is this what they call Batman posting with Littlefinger from Game of Thrones?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.974731 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.974732 del
>>974729
Sweaty or the vet girl?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.974733 del
>>974732
Sweaty and a bit for the vet gril


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.974734 del
>>974733
Yeah, that's about right.
I think I've posted before that it bothers me to see attractive young women with self harm scars... like what could possibly be so bad you have to do that to yourself?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.974735 del
>>974734
>like what could possibly be so bad you have to do that to yourself?
Probably a variety of causes. If I didn't have a dog or animal throughout parts of my life, I would've gotten lonely and sad. This country has terrible mental health support. As much as I dislike Burger lands health system, as least you can get access to mental health treatment next day. Here it can take days/weeks/months.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.974736 del
>>974734
>>974735
Probably much more to it. But that's my thoughts.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.974737 del
>>974735
I can totally understand NEET/incel males hurting themselves. I mean they probably do, but they're probably also a bit too successful/final at it, whereas girls fuck about with it.
But also an attractive girl wouldn't have the loneliness issue. They'd have a surplus of friends and suitors at any given time, even if they are there with ulterior motives.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.974738 del
>>974734
If a female has a bad or abusive childhood they are more likely than males to take up self harm. Males are more likely to drink or just commit break neck successfully. Abuse can really fuck your head and emotions. Abuse can reduce you to feeling just shame and empty which is it's own type of pain, so to escape it they try to use self harm to activate chemical self soothing to get out of shame or emptiness. The shame and emptiness can be quite dire. It can have an existential effect of meaninglessness. It's not really "I want to die" It's, I want to feel something and get rid of this shit.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.974739 del
>>974734
I'm betting they're animal bite scars


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.974740 del
>>974739
They were numerous vertical slit scars up her forearm. Razor or box cutter.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.974741 del
>>974740
>vertical slit scars
Could be cat scratches. 10 seconds on google makes it obvious that vets get scratched and bitten all the time at work.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.974742 del
>>974741
ffs dude


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.974743 del
Maybe she is a ninja by night and they are battle scars honourably earned in combat.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.974744 del
>don't have a ninja gf


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.974745 del
When I was walking through the park I could hear a woman shouting for help from some bushes but I kept walking because I wanted to go home and watch tv.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.974746 del
>>974738
>>974737
>>974735
Your tampons fell out of your handbag.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.974747 del
ADIDAS


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.974748 del
>>974740
>vertical
Tell her to lay down next time


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.974749 del
>>974745
Might've been a ninja gf getting her arms scratched by a wild cat.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.974750 del
Having anap


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.974751 del
>>974749
It was probably NK trying to lure him in.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.974752 del
>>974746
You were having a cry just the other day


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.974753 del
>tfw severely dejected
Have to leave to herd in a few minutes.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.974754 del
>>974752
Bloody flags on this board.
was having a cry yesterday too


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.974755 del
>>974753
Good luck. Try not to let them scratch your arms.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.974756 del
Imagine getting a rub and tug from a ninja girl.
The danger would add an extra sense of excitement.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.974757 del
Why hasn't Monk architectured a similar solution?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.974758 del
>>974756
One moment a fountain shoots from the BWC and the next moment it changes it red.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.974759 del
>>974758
FINISH HIM!!!


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.974760 del
>>974757
He can't grow the beard


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.974761 del
>>974753
Kek. And you were telling me herding is preferable to growing!


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.974762 del
I hope he's going to Glenn or Cow.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.974763 del
Cruisey I wanna do this tomorrow


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.974764 del
New varg.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K5lvOu-kBtQ [Embed]


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.974765 del
>>974756
With a cat hanging off her arm


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.974766 del
>>974762
That was our other ethnic obsessed, depressed herder.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.974767 del
Sleep cycle totally fucked, suffering mild psychosis, some mechanist shit. Not good.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.974768 del
>>974767
You'll pull through. Take it easy and you'll be fine.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.974769 del
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It got up to 45 again. Nasty, vicious temperature.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.974770 del
>>974753
have a good day.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.974771 del
>>974763
So this is where Pidge gets all his videos.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.974772 del
Wanted to hunt for a tug or a whore but back on the ethnic in my head.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.974773 del
>>974772
You need webby over for some white master coloniser and brown slave girl role play.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.974774 del
>>974772
You need a good tug.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.974776 del
Ethnic smelled wrong and was an aggressive mimic


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.974777 del
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Have a hole that could fit a 12 inch atm


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.974778 del
>>974777
He would now Wizzy.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.974779 del
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on the choof


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.974780 del
He done choofed


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.974781 del
Minimong knocked on my door earlier and said if I ever talked about him on the internet again he would cut me like a bitch and sell my arse on the street corner.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.974782 del
>>974779
Too early.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.974783 del
>>974781
> sell my arse on the street corner.
It would be too fatty like pork belly.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.974784 del
>>974783
He would sell it cheap


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.974785 del
>>974779
Cruisey no!


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.974786 del
>>974781
Did he like the idea for the card?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.974787 del
>>974781
Should've told the young fella that Halloween is October.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.974788 del
Why the fuck is there always CP on the landing page. Why is there even a porn board. If I was the SO I would ban these faggots and delete all loli.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.974789 del
>>974706
Dont get the Vaxx. Its full of 5G.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.974790 del
>>974788
>the landing page
There is no need to go there.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.974791 del
Is HP on tonight?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.974792 del
>>974791
Yes!
At 7pm AEDT we're watching President Evil!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Until then probably american hobo as usual


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.974794 del
They giggin yellow suckers now.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.974795 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.974797 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.974798 del
>>974792
Did you mean resident evil? Those are fun


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.974799 del
>>974725
The checkout operators need to be put in their place when they have the temerity to talk to the customers cheekily.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.974800 del
>>974798
It's about a CEO and his daughter.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.974801 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.974802 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.974803 del
>>974802
Sounds hilarious.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.974804 del
>>974792
I've been stuck inside all day, I will be out for my evening walk. Enjoy the movie neets.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.974805 del
>>974804
Thanks. I hope your walk will be pleasant. Cooler than the day.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.974806 del
>>974556
>whore
Denise Drysdale
You can't make this shit up.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.974807 del
>>974806
Role fit for the actress?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.974808 del
Heblo frens what liquor go well with coffee?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.974809 del
>>974559
You huff your own farts


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.974810 del
>>974808
Rum and milk.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.974811 del
>>974808
kahlua and vodka
bourbon and vanilla essence


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.974812 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.974813 del
Startin, fellas, get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.974814 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.974815 del
>>974811
I'm going to go kahlua or baileys


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.974816 del
need a poo but don't want to scar niecebot for life


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.974817 del
>>974816
Poo at Bills house.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.974818 del
>>974817
i wont be able to hold it until monday afternoon


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.974819 del
>>974818
Poo at Cruiseys house


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.974820 del
Webeeeeer


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.974821 del
>>974820
New home?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.974822 del
He is just poo mogging now


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.974823 del
>>974820
Looking tanned.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.974824 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.974825 del
>>974823
Get tanner and cruisey will fuck him xD


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.974826 del
>>974825
Are you saying Cruisey should fuck himself?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.974827 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.974828 del
>>974816
Poo and flush vigorously


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.974829 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.974830 del
Can you hodl for two more days?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.974831 del
Weber you need to take some opiates.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.974832 del
>>974830
No, I’m pooing now 😭💩🌊


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.974833 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.974834 del
He should have gone for a drive to maccas.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.974835 del
>>974833
Kek
Niecebot is currently at the table doing a puzzle


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.974836 del
He could have done his business and then got a mcflurry for the drive home.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.974837 del
Motherbat just walked into the hallway and exclaimed “Jesus Christ!” and walked back into the living room, shutting the door behind her 😞


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.974838 del
>>974834
>>974836
Walked out of the toilet to see 3 fire trucks and a dozen guys in hazmat suits. Then the Dolans girl says the soft serve machine is broken.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.974839 del
>>974832
Push! Chux! Repeat!


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.974840 del
>>974837
Many such cases. What flush number is it up to?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.974841 del
>>974839
I don't think it will be enough. Imagine having this trauma as a childhood memory.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.974842 del
I had to break its back


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.974843 del
>grannybat why does uncie Weber do such smelly poos?
>I cannot tell a lie dear, the very devil himself lives in his boweld


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.974844 del
>>974842
Oh my.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.974845 del
Thanks for watching, fellas!


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.974846 del
>>974734
yeah but you saw the marks from cutting, as in saw them, as in she wanted everyone to see them. Why cant you stab yourself with a knitting needle or mess around with a fantasy knife off aliexpress somewhere on your body where no one sees it?

Foids with self harm scars are a kind of pink hair danger signal, who is to fathom their mindset? They are crazy and thats how they identify. This is the essence of a personality disorder.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.974847 del
>>974845
what time is the moofie on tonight?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.974848 del
>>974847
It was in the usual time.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.974849 del
>>974842
It was a wise decision to pack the poo knife.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.974850 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.974851 del
*kek


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.974852 del
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>>974807
SILENCE PAPRIKA BREATH.
Ding Dong is good value


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.974853 del
>>974848
put it on now, I didnt notice it wasnt Resident Evil


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.974854 del
>>974853
HP will be on after this >>974791
Secret channel tune in.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.974855 del
Good night.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.974856 del
>>974855
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.974857 del
>>974853
You still wanna watch it?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.974858 del
>>974855
Night fella.
More trash nest. Someone should comment to those idiots to use hay or something.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.974859 del
Torn scrotum 😔🤙


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.974860 del
Gone bed


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.974861 del
>>974860
Good night.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.974862 del
>>974852
Ding dong is the one at the back, not the blonde.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.974863 del
Accidentally trolled my Christian friend again by arguing too much with him. I don't mean to troll I just enjoy the pursuit of meaning and truth and anything nihilistic I find funny, which is most of the time.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.974864 del
>>974857
Nah I am going to bed. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.974865 del
>>974860
>>974864
Night fellas.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.974866 del
>>974864
Good night.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.974867 del
Chicken burgah


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.974868 del
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Stuffed with coconut ice cream and butterscotch pudding. Too full to go to bed.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.974870 del
Has nuro died again?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.974871 del
Watched boner temple. Lots of nude doodles. Six cop cars at a property on womma rd, nd an ambulance. Did a detour down henley beach rd, and don bradman. Almost stopped at a tugger but a group of youths were on the sidestreet, and others seemed shut. Now at the AFP building.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.974872 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.974873 del
All burgers are now $5 and $10 8n a meal at weberboig. Had the southern belle, client had the john wayne.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.974874 del
>>974868
Many a night I have had to sleep standing up due to excess consumption.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.974875 del
>>974871
>a group of youths
They are dangerous on Saturday nights. Especially warm ones. You did the right thing.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.974876 del
>>974873
How was the quality? I have heard they are in decline.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.974877 del
>>974873
How does it compares to other joints?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.974878 del
>>974877
>>974875
They seemed jolly, just couldnt be buggered with the smartarse comments if they stood there and I walked in.
>>974876
Quality was great, but I think they've got smaller.
>>974877
Wins the cost/satisfaction award.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.974879 del
Even went and got 250 out incase I got a nice tugger, that may have been keen on getting her bumhole gaped for a week. Really was in the mood to hurt some fob teen who already questions her life choic3s. Tonight could have made a new lifetime heroin user.
Extra 50 if she keeps smiling in a believable way.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.974880 del
No post NEETs. Wage off, choof'd up. Thinking about the ethnic, and other women, which is nice. Fantasising about reliving the experience with this chick.
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/SA/Adelaide/Individual/E12/
But telling her about it while playing it out. Probably need to stop thinking that sex means emotional connection. Possum would blame mental health. The trauma. Imagine thinking women can be your shrinks.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.974881 del
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I want a gf. How do I get a gf?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.974882 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.974883 del
>>974882
mording


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.974884 del
>>974868
Watch out for that bridge!


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.974885 del
>>974871
>Now at the AFP building.
How are their tuggers?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.974886 del
>>974879
>Extra 50 if she keeps smiling in a believable way.
Very generous.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.974887 del
>>974880
You need a good, economical tug.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.974888 del
>>974881
Try Locanto.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.974889 del


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.974891 del
Did it flush?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.974892 del
who is he quoting?


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.974897 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XaBnH35eVXA [Embed]


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.974898 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.974899 del
>>974898
You beat me to it...
Thank you.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.974900 del
>>974898
>over 120 per guns per 100 people
>never use them


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.974901 del
>>974888
thats 120 for 30 mins tho.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.974902 del
>>974901
It answered the question.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.974903 del
>>974897
I enjoyed the first 13 minutes, did some exercise and now I am watching the rest.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.974904 del
>>974902
I regret every visit to a whore. It must be at somewhere to 50-100 monger sessions since 2018. I've never felt any better afterwards. Neets should be strongly discouraged from it have they have never been before. Plus you lose pieces of your soul and start thinking evil shit like this >>974871
Saying all that I still sometimes daydream about going to thailand.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.974905 del
>>974904
I have a mate who practically lived in Thailand on DSP. He would go there for a month and come back to oz for a week or two and go back again. He told me about unlimited portability for DSP so you can live permanently in other countries and keep getting DSP checks.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.974906 del
>>974905
That must have been a long time ago. DSPneets might be able to weigh in but I think that method has been patched.
That would have been a good lifestyle though. If you could avoid falling for a thai girl and getting your wallet/savings drained.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.974907 del
>>974904
>Saying all that I still sometimes daydream about going to thailand.
The dream still live on. Beautiful.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.974908 del
>>974906
>If you could avoid falling for a thai girl and getting your wallet/savings drained.
We was getting drained one way or another.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.974909 del
>>974908
*He was


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.974910 del
>>974908
better to just get your sack drained for a reasonable price every second or third night.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.974911 del
>>974906
> avoid falling for a thai girl and getting your wallet/savings drained.
That's what their prostitutes do. If you avoid the tourist areas and stick to good areas that are still friendly to foreigners you can find good ones.
It's still possible to get UP it's just a bit difficult. You have to have 0-2 rated working hours that is permanent and basically the process is like re applying for DSP so you can actually lose your DSP.
There is a documented process on it on https://dspoverseas.proboards.com/


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.974912 del
>>974911
>stick to good areas that are still friendly to foreigners you can find good ones.
Great tips for NEETs give tips for SEA.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.974913 del
>>974911
> If you avoid the tourist areas and stick to good areas that are still friendly to foreigners you can find good ones.
You are still expected to pay up. You're just gonna get bled long term rather than early on like the old sick buffalo scam from a bargirl.
Yes I'm extremely bitter from my experience e-dating a SEA girl. Maybe its fine.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.974914 del
>>974912
On DSPoverseas there are guys living on DSP in Philipines and shit


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.974915 del
>>974914
Sexpats living out their final days.


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.974916 del
Might as well fuck a dog if you'll fuck a thai


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.974917 del
>>974916
Any hole's a goal, as they say


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.974918 del
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Thai women are goddesses


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.974919 del
>>974918
>When she's a 9 but she has a cock that's also a 9"


NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.974920 del
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NEET 01/24/2026 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.974921 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.974922 del
>>974916
t. dogfuckerNEET


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.974923 del
no clean underwear, what's the most responsible thing to do, not wear any or re-wear yesterday's?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.974924 del
>>974923
Flip yesterdays inside out. just like new


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.974926 del
>>974923
Steal a fresh pair from your neighbours line.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.974927 del
Went to two rubbers, both shut. Went to a tugger instead, but got a good rub. Then got a covered blowie in her underwear and a violent ball rubbing, felt like little stabs like getting kicked in the nads. Had to tell her to calm down once. She gave up twice because I was taking too long, and she didnt slow down. Did a big cum wih about 30sec on the clock. She kissed my cock afterwards and said its beautiful. Could have slapped the bitch. Good quality tug, left me swallen and red. Minimal oil, which I like too. She gave me a water when I was done. I was very vocal about telling her what to do and doing pillow talk stuff and she didnt seem to mind getting called a good slut.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.974928 del
>>974927
>She kissed my cock afterwards and said its beautiful.
>she didnt seem to mind getting called a good slut.
A keeper.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.974929 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.974930 del
Might get a pitbull and train it to drop bricks on police


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.974931 del
>>974927
> getting called a good slut.
You say that to all of us.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.974932 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.974933 del
>>974930
Train it to maul non-white kids


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.974934 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.974935 del
NEETs really need to have better standards for themselves


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.974938 del
Foolish wank and a shortsighted piss


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.974939 del
>>974935
Two posts above is about training dogs to kill children.
The standard is more than appropriate.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.974940 del
>>974939
*non-white kids
Not like it's about human kids


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.974941 del
>>974927
I'm a sub-8 male. Get pussy occasionally but the effort isn't worth the reward.
Easier to pay for a hooker, Asian massage with no conversation required.
Check on text how much it will cost, only take the exact amount in cash.
Don't take in your wallet. If you do, strip all ID and bank cards out.
t. subhuman with 200+ mong sessions, I lost count, at least 1 per week.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.974942 del
Drove to the Murray Mouth and then the Goolwa market and then the Port Elliot jetty and then McDolans ($40 for absolute dogshit) and then the petrol station and then BWS and then the kid wanted to also go to the Beachside market and as we were leaving somebody from the Corvette Club pulled up so I strode off even though they saw me and then I went home. I got a sign at the Goolwa market and a Matchbox car at the Beachside market. There are too many Indians down here, strutting around like they own the place.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.974943 del
>>974941
That's sad, you should do better for yourself than that


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.974944 del
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NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.974945 del
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NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.974946 del
>>974943
The sad thing is I've fried my brain on porn, so can't even get hard for a hooker. Have pop a viagra before, then have a quick wank to porn in the car then go into see the hooker.
I used to pay for 1 hr sessions cos that's how long it would take me to coom, now with the above method I can do it in 30 min.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.974947 del
>>974946
Yet more motivation to give up the porn jew, I feel abstinence would be best for you than giving money to gook whores


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.974948 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.974949 del
>>974941
You enjoyed it.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.974950 del
>>974942
You should have waved and winked at the vette guy. Sounds like a good day, except going to maccas. Its poison. Ask sisbot is she ate it while pregnant, but comment no further. Its not vaccines, microplastics or flouride. Its ultraprocessed gunk that is no longr food.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.974951 del
>>974946
I would make you cum in 10


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.974952 del
>>974950
the kid wanted the dolans


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.974953 del
>>974952
Tell her to eat a salad.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.974954 del
>>974944
Cool.

>>974945
Good acquisitions.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.974955 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.974956 del
Naked people on tv again


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.974957 del
Going to try catch some black bream in the lake in a couple of hours. If I teach the kid to flick a soft plastic I don't need to worry about stinky bait or baiting hooks.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.974958 del
>>974956
go watch that stuff in the library on the public computers, so everyone there can enjoy it


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.974959 del
Kept arguing about Jews with some homo anti theist until he submitted. Inshallah.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.974960 del
need a nap, will give myself an ultimatum, either do some work or have a nap. I'll sleep


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.974961 del
>>974960
Ask it again when you wake up, then have a nap.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.974962 del
>>974958
I bring my laptop on the train to watch my zoo rape porn on loud volume but everyone just moves to the next carriage and I get kicked off by security at the next station.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.974963 del
>>974962
Do you catch the next train?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.974964 del
>>974963
They escort you outside the station and won't let me back in when I do that,I have to walk to the nearest bus stop and start again.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.974965 del
>>974964
Did you make it to your destination?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.974966 del
3h 38min left


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.974967 del
>>974966
2hrs til mine starts. Herd 'em well.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.974968 del
>>974966
>>974967
We have two mong herders?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.974970 del
>>974968
Cruisey Premium and Cruisey.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.974971 del
>>974965
There is no destination, I only go home once my laptop runs out of battery


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.974972 del
>>974971
How long does the battery last?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.974973 del
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Might lead an expedition up the amazon river in search of jungle bunnies and the lost city of gold.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.974974 del
Do neets do anything special to mark straya day?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.974975 del
>>974974
*invasion day


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.974976 del
>>974973
30kg of gold please


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.974977 del
>>974974
I drink.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.974978 del
went fishing
niecebot bird-nested both rods
spent half my time unfucking those
she got the hang of it toward the end
had to stop a couple of times to wait for swimmers and paddleboarders


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.974979 del
>>974978
Sounds like a nice afternoon


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.974980 del
Cruisey I wanna a HMD Barbie Phone 4G (Pink)


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.974981 del
>>974979
it was quite alright
I grumble a bit, but she's no trouble really


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.974982 del
This is probably a dumb question, but are the shops open tomorrow? I can never remember.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.974984 del
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Bought some lamingtons to celebrate australia day tomorrow. Already ate half of them.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.974985 del
Is TPG down in Adelaide?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.974986 del
>>974984
I eat food as soon as I get it


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.974987 del
>>974984
That is the appropiate serving size.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.974988 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.974989 del
>>974984
You mean invasion day


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.974990 del
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NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.974991 del
>>974990
Reddit


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.974992 del
>>974991
no akshually


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.974993 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.974994 del
>>974991
Reddit is for fags


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.974995 del
>>974993
suffer in your jorts


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.974996 del
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>>974990
>drop bears
*Horny possums
Once they go into heat, they'll attempt to hump anything.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.974997 del
>>974996
Before they go into heat they only hump NEETs.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.974998 del
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If I had a gf everything else would fall into place.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.974999 del
>>974974
Early preliminary research for home maintenance.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.975000 del
>>974968
Both mongers in the etho field too. Simps for hoes.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.975001 del
>>975000
Cruisey will never sleep with you no matter how much you beg.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.975002 del
>>974983
Just answer the question


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.975003 del
Was it webber or 10k who *doesn't* grow weed? I need it for a meme i'm making


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.975004 del
>>975002
what state are you in?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.975005 del
>>975001
My arse looks like a boong's.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.975006 del
other than flummoxed


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.975007 del
>>975004
Best A


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.975008 del
>>975007
no supermarkets unless you're somewhere regional like pirie or victor
bottle-o's and fast food should be open


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.975009 del
>>975002
KFC is open.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.975010 del
I am about to go postal from the lack of internet. REEEEEEEEEE


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.975011 del
>>975010
tether your phone


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.975012 del
>>975010
How are you posting? 🤔


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.975013 del
>>975006
I was flummoxed earlier but now I jusr feel a little bamboozled.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.975014 del
I punch my computer when it doesn't work right, I punch the car too when I doesn't start.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.975015 del
Might make a home page for myself on geocities, learn html.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.975016 del
>>975012
>>975011
I'm using my phone as a tether but my mobile data is spotty for whatever reason.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.975017 del
>>975014
Does it help?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.975018 del
>>975014
Monk kicks the dog when his life doesn't work right.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.975019 del
>>975014
What about when your balls don't work?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.975020 del
>>975015
Sounds do-able.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.975021 del
>>975015
With auto-play music?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.975022 del
>>975013
You sound discombobulated.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.975023 del
>>975021
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lS8IbJqdLno [Embed]
and a spinning webby gif


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.975024 del
I love Terry's use of niggerlicious.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.975025 del
My package left Amaxon at 7:57 AM for delivery. I think the driver might be deda. RIP Sir.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.975026 del
>>975022
Now I am slightly irked, maybe somewhat vexed.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.975027 del
>>975026
Vaxxed?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.975028 del
>>975027
Voxxed.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.975029 del
might get a negroplasty


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.975030 del
Not sure if I should drink.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.975031 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.975032 del
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>>975028
Like the Television?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.975033 del
>>975030
you should
I'm having a cheeky bottle of plonk


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.975034 del
>>975030
Studies have shown that people who don't drink die from something called "thirst" so you should probably drink.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.975035 del
hungry but no food
woe


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.975036 del
>>975030
I see no reason why you shouldn't.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.975037 del
missing nuro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TPFAYIr8z2I [Embed]


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.975038 del
>>975037
You must be an awful shot he's huge.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.975039 del
>>975035
Buy a can of beans.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.975040 del
>>975008
>>975009
Thanks. These are all I need


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.975041 del
>>975037
Whizzing in heaven. RIP.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.975042 del
I used to miss nuro but then Weber showed me how to line up the front and back sights properly.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.975044 del
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>>975024
At the neet compound all neet computers will be running templeos - it's the only way to keep our boong porn safe.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.975045 del
Two steaks and veggies down the hatch


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.975046 del
>>975023
My dad had this album. He called it techno.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.975047 del
>>974927
>>974918
>>974917
>>974913
>>974904
you filthy NEETs ought to be flogged with a piece of hose.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.975048 del
>>975047
>hose
bong hose


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.975049 del
>>974974
I'm going to the rally to meet some guys I emailed.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.975050 del
>>975048
>tfw the weed growers meet the herders


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.975051 del
>>974993
That might have been me when I went out last night jacking copper for some tins.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.975053 del
>>975043
I will repost that on my /b/ board on crystal.cafe
The Nonas will love it.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.975054 del
>>975053
What the fuck is a nona?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.975055 del
>>975054
Nona yabizness


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.975056 del
>>>975052
He needs a colour analysis.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.975057 del
>>975047
That's an extra


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.975058 del
Mumsie gave me an envelope with cash because she thinks I'm destitiute. I was looking everywhere for it this morning and I went back to her place because I thought it might be there and got left behind. I hate that she does it, that I dont have a job after what they did to me and she thinks less of me because of that, but I felt even worse for losing that money she wanted me to use for food and petrol and clothes and stuff. Overwrought with anxiety looking in the same places but to no avail. I did find it tonight tho. It was in the fridge under the cheese she also gave me. She wrote a recipie on the envelope. My mumsie is very good to me. I didnt have serious risks of suicide last year because I knew how bad that would be on her. Duno what I am gonna spend the money on, I still havent spent the money she gave me last time either. Maybe i will get something special, I dont really need the money anyway.

>>975055
Zinger.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.975059 del
kid wants to swim tomorrow instead of kayak
glad I dropped $20 on a 45kg life jacket


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.975060 del
>>974974
Straya day when?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.975061 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.975062 del
>>974944
Good pics.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.975063 del
>>975062
Thanks! What's for breakkayie?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.975064 del
>>975060
Tomorrow


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.975065 del
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>>975063
Hamendex.

>>975064
Awesome.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.975066 del
Motorbike lesson got cancelled because of rain, didn't even realize it was raining till I looked outside.
Spent the whole day refraining from alcohol but I'm all ready for it now.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.975067 del
>>975060
Trust the plan.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.975068 del
>>975058
Get a good feed.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.975069 del
>>975058
> Duno what I am gonna spend the money on,
Spluge a little bit and save a bit for those unexpected bills.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.975070 del
>>975059
When they are out in the water scream out shark and start running for the beach and see how they react.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.975071 del
>>975058
>in the fridge under the cheese
Mum is right to be worried.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.975072 del
Might go mow the lawn


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.975073 del
>>975065
>aboriginal land
Its actually property of the crown.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.975074 del
>>975058
Spend the money on crack and eat all the cheese.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.975075 del
>>975073
I don't recognise charlie as a real king.
Wizzy is more regal.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.975076 del
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NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.975077 del
Going to watch the Pitt.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.975078 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.975079 del
>>975073
Therefore rightful Hungarian clay.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.975080 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.975081 del
Is star link good if you can't get FTTP?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.975082 del
>>975081
For a satalite it can be. NBN wired solutions are always going to be superior except the copper crap.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.975083 del
>>975070
You will get charged under the new anti-free speech laws.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.975084 del
>>975078
Noah Wyle, hour three.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.975085 del
>>975080
That is a fancy bottle of slivovitz it looks like it would taste like perfume.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.975086 del
>>975080
The red wine would be full of paprika.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.975087 del
Had a long walk, feeling hyper now. Might do some programming.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.975088 del
>>975085
My Pálinka came in a bottle like that one


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.975089 del
>>975086
Give it an extra boost.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.975090 del
>>975088
I usually just do it in a rag.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.975091 del
>>975086
best in the world


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.975092 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.975093 del
Cruisey, I want to get mauled by dingoes on K’gari.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.975094 del
>>975093
I hope the next available Cruisey does not fulfil this request.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.975095 del
Another missive from that mad lad, Brad Stumer


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.975096 del
>>975095
God I miss his store
https://youtube.com/watch?v=20I8ba8atyA [Embed]


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.975097 del
Good night.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.975098 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.975099 del
What if Nuro has been kidnapped and is being forcibly wanked off by hot beach babes? We need NEET Team 6-7 to rescue him.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.975100 del
>>975093
I'll eat you out on Fraser Island.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.975101 del
>>975099
I have it on good authority that he is consulting with Agharta pledians from Nauschwabialand. He will be back when he's back on earth.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.975102 del
Good Night NEETs.
Big day tomorrow.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.975103 del
>>975102
It is not.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.975104 del
>>975097
Good night Pidge. xx

>>975102
Good night.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.975105 del
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Might found the neet socialist network. Only unemployable, morbidly obese incels will be allowed membership.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.975106 del
>>975105
We would be banned. We would be too powerful. All that tonnage.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.975107 del
What does unlimited wings mean?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.975108 del
>>975107
Ask at the counter.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.975109 del
can't sleep, fuck my life


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.975110 del
>>975109
Have some cheese.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.975111 del
>>975107
Four.
You get 4 wings.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.975112 del
And Lo, I was lifted up, as on wings of honey and soy.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.975113 del
>>975109
Have a wank


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.975114 del
peanorse


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.975115 del
(242.68 KB 750x1334 IMG_4316.png)


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.975116 del
happy Australia Day cobbers


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.975117 del
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>In our region, the rule-of-thumb for when to plant grain crops is "after ANZAC Day". The operation of planting completely erases anything in the paddock.
>So I figured, if it will be visible until at least ANZAC Day, let's combine the two?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.975118 del
got 7 hours sleep, feel ok


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:45 [Preview] No.975119 del
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gm neets. If our ancestors could build the best country in the world out of nothing in only a few generations, then surely we can build something out of our lives. We have the time, the opportunity. Nation building day.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.975120 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.975121 del
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>>975116
Thanks cuz


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.975122 del
going for a swim when somebody finishes her rice bubbles
it's going to be heckin freexing


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.975123 del
>>975122
It will do you good webby.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.975124 del
another day on earth bros.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 21:02 [Preview] No.975125 del
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Happy Straya Day, you boongs!


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.975126 del
>>975122
Make some choc crackles for me with the left over rice bubbles please.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.975127 del
Happy sex with boongs day NEETs.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.975130 del
Any neets going to anti-immigration marches today?


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.975131 del
back from swimming
dozens of herring swimming around me, taunting me
had a shower
having a cup of tea


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.975132 del
>>975125
Thank you, Big Fella.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.975133 del
having a couple of slices of madeira cake with lemon icing


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.975134 del
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NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.975135 del
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Time for morning food unna


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.975136 del


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.975137 del
Cruisey I want to get it on, bang a gong.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.975138 del
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Happy Australia Day!

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Australian (and a few New Zealand) tunes for the next several hours.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser or into your media player of choice): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.


NEET 01/25/2026 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.975139 del
>>975138
Thanks


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.975141 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.975142 del
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>>975135
And then morning tea with uncle addy?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.975143 del
>>975141
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4 [Embed]


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.975145 del
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🤡🤡🤡


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.975146 del
>>975145
Me first photo on left, just out of shot.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.975147 del
>>975131
You did well.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.975148 del
Went to my town's australia day event at the beach. Hardly any australian flags on display. Bacon,egg and cheese roll for 7 bucks was decent.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.975149 del
>>975146
You look well.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.975150 del
Would creaming soda or pasito mix well with Jim Beam? I ran out of coke


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.975151 del
>>975150
Give it a try NEET.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.975152 del
>>975148
Australia Day is dying. The lefties and boong activists have killed it.
I could use a bacon egg and cheese roll right now.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.975153 del
>>975152
>I could use a bacon egg and cheese roll right now.
I wish we both had beautiful girlfriends to make those kind of things for us.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.975154 del
>>975152
They're so full of shit. If they really want to protest australia they should renounce their citizenship and leave the country.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.975155 del
>>975152
>I could use a bacon egg and cheese roll right now.

>IKTF


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.975157 del
>15% off $200 Min Spend on Online & App Orders (Free Membership Required) + Delivery ($0 C&C) @ Dan Murphy's
>GET15

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/945179


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.975158 del
>tfw its raining


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.975159 del
>>975157
Dan Dan the pusher man


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.975160 del
Had some party pies and a thing called potato grattin. Very tasty. Looking forward to the next meal gives me a reason to live.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.975161 del
dropped niecebot back at sisterbot's
home now
ready for a weekend


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.975162 del
>>975160
>potato grattin
very fancy


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.975163 del
>>975153
>need gf to make food
IKTF
>>975160
>food is good
IKTF

Trying to make a substitute website for 420chan while hotwheels sits on his ass with the domain. It seems like he's trying to get the original servers back which were seized because the owner hacked into a US candidate's server or whatever and stole their information and went to jail for it. This little endeavor is already proving to be a goose chase with most of the people involved in setting up a new site have fucked heads from drugs.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.975164 del
>>975160
>potato grattin
Looks good, might be extra better with a heap of bacon in it as well.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.975165 del
>>975161
Welcome back, hope everyone had a good time.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.975166 del
>>975165
I hope so. Kid has autism and, being a girl, masks, so she's hard to get a read on.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.975167 del
Jim beam + Creaming soda = ✅💯


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.975168 del
>>975161
>>975166
You did well.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.975169 del
>>975160
>potato grattin
I tried the Aldi ones, I didn't like them. I don't like anything in the hash brown family.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.975170 del
>>975163
>while hotwheels sits on his ass with the domain
That website went down hill after they started making changes to their boards.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.975171 del
>>975167
Based.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.975172 del
>>975167
I suspected it would be good.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.975173 del
Clogging in peace


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.975174 del
Goon Afterneets Noots.

https://x.com/PaulineHansonOz/status/2015574950560837997

To celebrate the launch of 𝗔 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲 and 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮 𝗗𝗮𝘆 we've put this fantastic film clip out today.

When we phoned Holly Valance to write us a song for the movie, she instantly said yes.

A massive shout out to Holly who I know watched the film last night and spat water across the room during one particular scene. Tells me the jokes landed really well 🤣

The song is available for download on iTunes. NOTE: If enough copies are sold, the song will be forced to be played on stations across the country, including Triple J.

Wouldn't the ABC have a heart attack knowing they had to play this track!

None of this would have been possible without Mark and Sebastian at Stepmates Studios as well. Proud of you guys!

https://
music.apple.com/au/album/kiss-
kiss-xx-my-arse-single/1869108523


>i did my part !

i bought the moofie as well... looking to find a way to rip the stream when i watch i get home so we can have a moofie night


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.975175 del
>>975173
Will it flush in time?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.975176 del
>>975175
it flushed


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.975177 del
33 degrees in the bedroom with the aircon on all day. A new record.

Nasty weather.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.975178 del
>>975176
Live to poo another day.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.975179 del
>>975178
i'm back in my house


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.975180 del
>>975179
Its the poo's house now.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.975181 del
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Just had a blast


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.975182 del
>>975181
Cool zone blast?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.975183 del
miight have a nap


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.975184 del
>>975182
>air con status: blasting
>cock status: blasted
>mouth status: blasting with jim beam and creaming soda


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.975185 del
>>975184
Well done BlastNEET.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.975186 del
Team NEET is blasting off again.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.975187 del
>>975174
One nation are cucks and the hanson franchise nothing more than an ice cream van in the car park of a westfields mall on a hot day.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.975188 del
>>975187
I want a good Aussie flake cone. Make it a double.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.975189 del
>>975187
Bathtub full of ice cream please, so I can lie in it and slowly eat my way out.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.975190 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.975191 del
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Don't know where Ceduna is, but I'm glad I'm not there.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.975192 del
>>975191
boong territory edge of SA


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.975193 del
the ceduna motel literally has a sixteen foot cyclone fence around it to keep the boongs out


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.975194 del
34 degrees in here now. Disgusting.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.975195 del
>>975148
Went to the park. There was free sausages and they were playing some aussie themed music on the PA. One nation was there but they were shit. I was the door dawg and I stood at the front gate with my flag like a night club bouncer. I was watching people come and go, mostly good vibes, lots of people telling me what they thought of the I hate Australia crowd, well oiled and funded to march. Some old eastern evropeans took a picture with me and my flag, the old guy had the best hairstyle, sunnies and accent. Told me that the lefties should shut up before the chinese make them into salami. Didnt do the rally marshall thing but got to go to the pub with the crew. Had one beer. Got a bottle to minimise the brown hands aspect and enjoyed it with some nice normal guys. They were telling me stories about townie shit and seemed interested in what I had to say. I might have gotten a bit sunburned. Fish fingers for tea.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.975196 del
>>975195
You did well to go NEET. Very well done.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.975197 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.975198 del
>>975195
>Told me that the lefties should shut up before the chinese make them into salami
He new, he new!


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.975199 del
>>975195
SOunds like a good day.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.975200 del
Cruisey I wanna go to the next event


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.975201 del
Did anything happen at all the marches and protests today?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.975202 del
A mate made a website or whatever, I don't know.
https://social.brennus.lol/main/all


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.975203 del
>>975134
I know the feeling.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.975204 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.975205 del
>>975138
Felicidad.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.975206 del
I think my latest Amaxon driver might be deda. Package picked up at 8 AM yesterday. No further updates. Amaxon support said due to Bad Weather they couldn't deliver yesterday but would deliver today or tomorrow. No further updates today. Not long until today's 8 AM to 8 PM delivery time frame ends.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.975207 del
>>975195
N8ce day out


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.975208 del
>>975206
What is due to be delivered to you NEET? Valuable goods? Exciting purchases?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.975209 del
>>975195
>>975199
Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God
I don't know, but today seems kinda odd


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.975210 del
Did a DEED


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.975211 del
>>975210
Not this deed stuff again. NEET you had been better.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.975212 del
>>975210
Will you do another?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.975213 del
I bouted a logitech g304 mouse for 3.50$ off aliexpress the other day. I wonder if it will even be real.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.975214 del
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Might mark invasion day by becoming a fake abo box checker.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.975215 del
>>975208
It's just some HDMI cables. Ordered on Friday, delivery was to be on Sunday but it never happened.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.975216 del
>>975209
Your odd


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.975217 del
>>975216
Odd Thomas


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.975218 del
>>975209
Thank Wizzy instead.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.975219 del
>>975218
Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank Wizzy
I don't know, but today seems kinda bizzy bizarre
?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.975220 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.975221 del
>>975219
Thank you.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.975222 del
>>975187
>>975188
>>975189

Nuro has been here all afternoon. In the cool zone. Drinking, hitting oxys and nangs. Yet none of you have engaged. Good. Just Finished watching a super progressive movie. Garn have to stream it again so i can rip it. Thats it garn venture out of the cool zone and put on a steak and chups.

It was too damn hot today. Just was not doing it. Just didnt.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.975224 del
>>975222
Based.
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.975225 del
I and Cruisey are going to watch Law & Order: Criminal Intent followed by Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the couchbed shortly.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.975226 del
>>975222
Hi Nuro. It was good to hear from you.

>that melted Bubble-o-Bill
My exact body type.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.975227 del
>>975225
He has wandering hands.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.975228 del
It got to 45.6 degrees today and is still 43.6.
Wicked, nasty, evil weather. This country is uninhabitable. If the power went out I would die in here.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.975229 del
Dangerously Based, Luckily the Police were there to correct his wrongthink.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.975230 del
>>975229
>were there to correct his wrongthink.
By adding dot net?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.975231 del
>>975222
Get the Elysians to take you to their base in Antarctica. Tell them you need to inspect their portals there.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.975232 del
>>975229
Witnessed. Big day for Pete


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.975233 del
>>975232
Racecar Pete?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.975234 del
Ice cream van Pete doing big business.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.975235 del
>>975233
He's always accelerating


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.975236 del
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>>975230
framework tier bantered
>>975231
they aint up to the pleadeian anti grav OHSH i tell you fucking eh
>>975232
been monitoring the situation all day [picture related]


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.975237 del
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NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.975238 del
>>975236
Well monitored,


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.975239 del
Also forgot to add woolworths had some cadbury creme eggs on sale...(probably last years easter stock NGL) it had been years since i got cremed, i missed those little niggas like you would not believe.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.975240 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.975241 del
>>975239
>it had been years since i got cremed
Long dry spell.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.975242 del
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>>975231
>inspect their portals
We've got Tone for that.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.975243 del
It's orange with blood. Is it a good sign?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.975244 del
>>975237
oh look his rib bones are missing, how cute !


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.975245 del
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>>975239
>cadbury creme eggs
You are a man of culture, wealth and taste.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.975246 del
Cruisey is fixing me a snack during the ad break


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.975247 del
>>975246
you are the snack


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.975248 del
>>975246
He is a good little housewife, you should make him wear a maid costume.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.975249 del
>>975248
His knees are to knobbly to wear a skirt.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.975250 del
>>975245
There is lots of ripe fruit around, plums and greengages dropping off trees in front yards.
>>975249
I got sunburned on my nose. Gonna have to find some sunscreen for tomorrows bicycle adventures.
>>975246
Its ratsak, thats the funny flavor.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.975251 del
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>>975249
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.975252 del
Where is Australia Day moofie Tiffn?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.975253 del
Good night.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.975254 del
Might rub mmy cock vigerously while thinking about weber and possum pulling on each others nipple rings once


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.975255 del
>>975252
https://www.heretical.com/cannibal/austral4.html
Today we learn about the liberation of this land from the most vile shadow of the cursed native cannibals. Australia day in 1788 marked the beginning of the white light of civilization coming to this vast continent. Hail Captain Cook!


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.975256 del
>>975253
Night fella.
Hitchcockesque.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.975257 del
>>975253
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.975258 del
>>975250
So you will be whizzing the day away, how whimsical.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.975259 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.975260 del
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>>975251
My exact tinder picture.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.975261 del
>>975259
She's like 44 in that music video, trying to pretend to be a high school cheerleader.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.975262 del
>>975260
You look like a serial killer neet.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.975263 del
>>975260
I would only look that good after several filters were applied.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.975264 del
>>975229
Do you reckon they get trained in how to rabble rouse? Sounded like there were thousands of them.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.975265 del
Time to go to bed. I hope you all have your survival spots picked out ready for tomorrows heat. I am going to the storm water drains at the dam.
Good Night NEETs


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.975266 del
>>975265
Good night.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.975267 del
>>975261
Just like Cruisey


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.975268 del
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NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.975269 del
Anyone posting on on 4pol's aus thread?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.975270 del
>>975269
why would we do that?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.975271 del
>>975269
opened it
saw
>EAT YA BUSH TUCKER
closed tab


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.975272 del
>>975269
Those threads have been too low quality for me for several years now.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.975273 del
I find my mental health has been better since I stopped looking at 4chan. All the pol stuff is demoralising.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.975274 del
Did I imagine there was a board on 8chan called /aus/ and the default name was CUNT?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.975275 del
>>975274
Yes that is right. It is where the first ausneets threads were before we migrated to our own board.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.975276 del
>>975274
A life time ago.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.975277 del
>>975274
The BO was a smackhead.
Although iirc he came back to visit once and had become a normal person.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.975278 del
Fucking stuffed. Got through 3 packs of lamingtons in the past 24 hours. Never again.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.975279 del
>>975277
hate normies even more than i hate heroin addicts


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.975280 del
>>975261
I was looking at crap I dl'd and remembered this after we watched one of the movies. I think Easy Rider.

>>975273
Advisable for all.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.975282 del
>>975259
I told ya guys Sryian Girl was hot on the alex jones show and you wouldnt believe me....


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.975283 del
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>>975282
You haven't provided proofs.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.975284 del
>>975278
I hope you enjoyed them.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.975285 del
I have finished P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster novels. I am now reading Leave it to Psmith by the same author. It is not as good as the Jeeves and Wooster ones but I just read this line which made me laugh:

>"A depressing musty scent pervaded the place, as if a cheese had recently died there in painful circumstances."

This novel was written over 100 years ago now. The P in Psmith is silent, as in pshrimp.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.975286 del
>>975285
>The P in Psmith is silent, as in pshrimp.
also possum and potato


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.975287 del
>>975285
What's the genre?
I read Overthrow by Stephen Kinzer. He tells the tale of 14 cases when the US overthrew various governments all over the world.
The style is really readable, like short stories. Except he quotes real world documents.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.975288 del
Anyone anti-social enough to play their music out loud on speakers in public is guaranteed not to be tasteful enough to play something good.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.975289 del
>>975287
>What's the genre?
Comic novels about the British upper classes.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.975290 del
>>975288
I have similar observations.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.975291 del
This is the audiobook of Code of the Woosters. I am listening to it now. How it makes one laugh. The cow creamer lol.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SZnwECIeLU8 [Embed]


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.975292 del
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>>975289
Ah, a buttler.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.975293 del
Just like a bird used to mean a man but now means a woman, the same thing happened with bimbo.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 12:01 [Preview] No.975294 del
>>975284
only the greens band was worth it


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.975295 del
And the band played get the lamingtons into ya.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.975296 del
Can't stop shitting, shitter clogged. No idea what I ate


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.975297 del
>>975296
You are one of our toiletNEETs.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:42 [Preview] No.975298 del
>>975292
Imagine spending all that money on tits and tattoos for nothing.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.975299 del
Will have to shit on the road for the time being


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.975301 del
Will he take the Falklands Las Malvinas?
Or as I started to call it recently the Donald Ducktrine.

>>975298
Really made me think who are his customers.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.975303 del
Harrumph


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.975304 del
>>975295
As the ship pulled away from the quay


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.975305 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.975306 del
>>975305
Moderate


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.975307 del
>>975297
They are taking over.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.975308 del
jfc it's 35.7 still


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.975310 del
>>975309
Cruisey I also don't wanna go there


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.975311 del
>>975307
It's been firing out of me this morning.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.975312 del
>>975309
Viral burger chain? They spread covid?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.975313 del
reckon I could have beaten Bruce Lee in a fight, arrogant little nip


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.975314 del
>>975312
probably just a cover for his child trafficking operation


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.975317 del
>>975309
>$20 for burger alone
Nyet


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.975319 del
Doing a poo


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.975320 del
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NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.975321 del
>>975320
Good piccy


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.975322 del
Morning NEETs


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.975323 del
>>975322
Good morning!


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.975324 del
listening to poo in my handbag by squashed grape
good song


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.975325 del
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Cruisey I want to try online dating


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.975326 del
>>975325
He's more an in person kind of guy.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.975327 del
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NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.975328 del
I have two questions for you fellas.

Is Men at Work's Down Under considered a proud tune there, still played on the radio? Or is it hated and seen as a mockery of you blokes?

Secondly, how the fuck do timezones work there? I generally know timezones as being vertical lines down a map. Western area look okay, but then you have a split horizontally across. And the differences aren't clean cut 1 hours either. And what is that tiny purple area with its own timezone? Nothing makes sense to me here.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.975329 del
>>975328
Both questions dont concern you.
Is this a song of national pride?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xgwITJlDFj8 [Embed]

How do days work when the sun stays up for 6 months?


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.975330 del
>>975328
>Is Men at Work's Down Under considered a proud tune there, still played on the radio? Or is it hated and seen as a mockery of you blokes?
If you had asked a week ago, I'd have said yes. But then 2 days before Australia Day the song's composer came out and said he didn't want 'racist' (ie patriotic) Australians playing it at the Australia Day rallies. At said rallies, people instead chose to chant variations on "joe blogs fuck off" (where joe blogs is the name of the composer I forget). Also said song plagiarised the melody from Kookaburra Sits In The Old Gum Tree.

>Secondly, how the fuck do timezones work there
You can ignore WCT, nobody uses the Nullarbor time zones. The time zones are notionally aligned vertically (so changing left-to-right), however we're in daylight savings now and some states and territories don't belive in it. Hence the NT being behind SA even though they're notionally in the same vertical slice.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.975331 del
>>975259
Here is an underrated song and video from her, from 1983.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=21VDL0aBz14 [Embed]

>>975261
And she moves just as well as people half her age. You gotta give her credit in the MTV age of everyone being mostly under 30. She will be 83 this year.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:39 [Preview] No.975332 del
Contacted an ex boss to ask if I can buy his shitty rostering/note taking software. Going to offer him $2k because thats all he offered me for my overtime when I left.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:40 [Preview] No.975333 del
>>975328
Time zones are kinda arbitrary everywhere. Just look at EU.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.975335 del
>>975332
I will need to pay someone else to look at it. I joked with my mate that he's the type to keep backend access, which is funny because he's a homo.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.975336 del
>>975331
>ou gotta give her credit in the MTV age of everyone being mostly under 30. She will be 83 this year.
Debbie Harry is 81 too.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.975338 del
>>975331
Thanks for sharing.
I don't really like that song or the actress. But that's okay.


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>>975329
>Both questions dont concern you.
Figure who else would I ask?

>>975330
Alright. Thanks for the answer.
For the record I like Overkill and It's A Mistake more than Down Under which is imo overplayed.

>>975333
>Just look at EU.
Meaning?

>>975336
I'm someone who still thinks the 80s were 20 years ago. Back when many 80s acts had nostalgia circuit comebacks, and singers were in their 40s or 50s. It's fucked up to me how so many singers from this era are ancient now.

>>975338
Can't win em all.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.975340 del
There's an article on the Herald Sun about a Melbourne sparky who bypassed electrical meters so cannabis grow houses wouldn't trip up on electrical usage.
I jokingly thought "What tripped him up - electrical compliance certificates?".
The article states "It is alleged that at a number of the addresses there were electrical safety certificates signed by Mr Saad, none of which referred to the bypasses".
What a dumbass.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.975341 del
>>975337
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gKWSDckFUiw [Embed]


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.975343 del
>>975342
Funny how the two biggest choofheads here do so much better than you though.
Lol.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.975344 del
One just did a big shit. Mogged severely. He's envious of my gape.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.975346 del
>>975331
Hey leaf neet, check out her first ever song from 1966.
https://www.discogs.com/release/2891593-Toni-Basil-Im-28-Breakaway


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.975347 del
>>975345
I don't recall this lore..


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.975349 del
>>975347
I think he meant Harry Potter head.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.975350 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.975351 del


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.975352 del
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43 degrees already at 10am.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.975353 del
>>975352
43.3!!
might have kfc


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.975354 del
23 in victor tomorrow when I go back for Sweetie's ultrasound


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.975355 del
>43 degrees already at 10am.
🔥 TOTAL OBESE HOLOCAUST 🔥


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.975356 del
>>975353
The more you eat the more uncomfortable the heat will make you feel.


NEET 01/26/2026 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.975357 del
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>>975355
18 in the cool zone


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.975359 del
>>975358
That is a good Pepe mp4.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.975360 del
>>975352
Time for a fresh pair of underpants.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.975361 del
>>975359
Thank you.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.975362 del
did pualine hanson marry a jew?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:35 [Preview] No.975363 del
>>975362
Not your best post NEET.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.975364 del
>>975357
Based.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.975365 del
>>975362
Which one?
She's had a mile of dick, and these are just the ones the media know of: Zagorski (married), Hanson (married), Marsden, Gluyas, Oldfield, Callaghan, Nyquist


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.975366 del
>>975365
She'd be a screamer.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.975367 del
>>975362
Chicko roll and a spring roll please, thankyou.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.975368 del
>>975340
should be running air con for executives before the meter, not useless cannibis.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.975369 del
>>975350
Good Morning NEET.
The cleaners came and went at old dads, about to count the silverware.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.975370 del
>>975362
I will also have >>975367
Thank you.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.975371 del
>>975365
Imagine knowing all those names. Did you have to look them up?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.975372 del
>>975369
Brown handed cleaners?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.975373 del
>>975371
yes, I did
I knew Oldfield off the top of my head


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.975374 del
>>975373
He was a sleazy character.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.975375 del
Its hot


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.975376 del
>>975375
Hot and hazy. Looks oppressive.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.975377 del
>>975375
get in


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No.975378 del
Webbber


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.975379 del
>>975378
Invisible knees.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.975380 del
>>975379
it's a ghost


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.975381 del
>>975378
It's the not same without the knees.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.975382 del
Hot for webby edition


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.975383 del
>>975381
You can actually see his knees, they're just a bit small because of the camera angle.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.975384 del
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Might join a cult worshipping kali, try and meet some nice religious poojetas.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.975385 del
>>975384
I think they were Thuggee


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.975386 del
>>975384
>worshipping kali
The OS?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.975387 del
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We should hold a virtual march for australia on here, so that next time neets too fat or lazy or ashamed to participate in the real one can show their support by posting here.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.975388 del
>>975387
this is a board of peace, NEET


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.975389 del
>>975387
Not a comfy post


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.975390 del
>>975388
>>975389
It's year of acceptance, you have to accept that some of the NEETs have violence they need to express.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.975391 del
A mate gave me some speaker wire and I hooked them up with new douk amp from aliexpress. They work well and go so loud. Just need to get an aux cable now.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.975392 del
>>975391
That is excellent NEET.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.975393 del
>>975392
Want a demo vid of how loud they go?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.975394 del
>>975391
Good to hear neet.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.975395 del
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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.975396 del
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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.975397 del
>>975392
>>975394
>>975395
Can't record a vid and play over bluetooth at the same time :(. They go really loud though.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.975398 del
>>975394
Timely safety warning


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.975399 del
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>>975396
That looks like Dans mum.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.975400 del
>>975399
She'd be appalled if she knew what Dan posted here.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.975401 del
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some good advice in this month's newsletter


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.975402 del
good use of comic sans too


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.975403 del
>>975389
Go back to reddit


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.975404 del
>>975384
Tbh, I think only euro voodoo guys into Aryan mythos are the only people who know about kali yuga or samsara.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.975405 del


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.975406 del
>>975399
>>975396
Hahaha, quality meme


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.975407 del
>>975384
MOLA RAM
BEST MOOFIE VILLAIN


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.975408 del
>>975403
I dont like your tone.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.975409 del
One last shift. Fucking hot.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.975410 del
>>975391
How does the sound quality match up with Nuro's expectations?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.975412 del
>>975410
hmm it's a bit distorted at high volume on phone bluetooth but on macbook bluetooth it doesn't get as much volume. If I turn it down a little it sounds fine.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.975413 del
went out in the sun. Went back to the MFA place because ANTIFA pasted up NSN Dox on every single post and pole. Took a scraper and made quick work of the names and photos and the paint under them. Lucky no cops saw me because they would have cited me for littering or vandalism or something. I cleaned up as much as I could, lots of shredded paper everywhere. They probably will have to hire a specialist to get them off and paint the poles and everything but It's slander and that's immoral as well as illegal. I hate Antifa, lots of normal chuds talked to me yesterday, not even going to the rally and they hate that scene as much as I do.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.975414 del
I need a few of you to bear my ring, it's swollen and busted


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.975415 del
>>975409
Stay cool out there.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.975416 del
>>975414
Sit on a bag of ice cream


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.975417 del
Might become a Mandalorian.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.975418 del
>>975413
>MFA place
Always enable 2FA


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.975419 del
>>975417
Does the armour come in 5XL?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.975420 del
>>975419
I'm hoping they have 5XL pants and 7XL tops. Might need Elong to help put a Space-X rocket in the backpack for the extra lift.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.975421 del
>>975410
Nothing will ever match the acoustics of a live dj performance from nuro in the disabled dunnie with a crowd of mongs soaking up unwanted echoes as only downies can.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.975422 del
>>975420
That much vibranium would be expensive.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.975423 del
>>975420
not even a spacex super heavy-lift launch vehicle can lift these feels bro


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.975424 del
>>975422
I thought they used beskar?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.975425 del
>>975422
I'm sure we could get a cheap knockoff from aliexpress.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.975426 del
Webber and tiffin probably got really mad if they watched mandalorian. The main character is a coloured guy and he gets cucked of the leadership by a girl boss.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.975427 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/western-australia-teacher-pleads-guilty-to-15-child-sexual-abuse-charges/news-story/b59f3039df34ef7876f9c008eea964ce

>had the teenagers baby
>the teenager got her pregnant
>came inside her

How the fuck is this put up as rape of a child?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.975428 del
>>975426
>The main character is a coloured guy
Grogu is green.
The Mandalorian is a 'white' Spaniard.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.975429 del
>>975427
NEET we don't want to discuss this sort of thing here.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.975430 del
>>975429
No, especially when it's clear from the outset he's being fucking obtuse.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.975431 del
ate a packet of 2 minute noodles dry because it is too hot for boiled water


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.975432 del
>>975431
Smart.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.975433 del
>>975432
didn't taste very good


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.975434 del
>>975433
It was important to get the calories. The NEETs are wasting away.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.975435 del
>>975434
Hopefully Motherbat makes me good breakfast tomorrow and also good lunch and also good dinner.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.975436 del
>>975435
After being so ill tempered and snappy towards her you'll be lucky to get weetbix with water.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.975437 del
>>975436
This sounds like slander to me.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.975438 del
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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.975439 del
>>975438
You've been very pleasant and helpful. That NEET was thinking of a few unrepresentative incidents from years past. Water under the bridge now.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.975440 del
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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.975441 del
>>975439
I was to be honest.
>>975438
just shit stirring, I'm glad you have changed for the better and are treating her well.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.975442 del
>>975440
A very apt Pepe. Aptly Pepe'd


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.975443 del
🐶🚗


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.975444 del
>>975443
Good doggo.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.975445 del
Might get a dog and train it to drive my car and runover coloured pedestrians and drop bricks on police officers


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.975446 del
>>975444
You wouldn't say that if one of these mongrel dogs hit your car in the Dan's car park and then left without leaving a note. It has happened. And pit bull mixes every time.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.975447 del
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NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.975448 del
>>975441
> I'm glad you have changed for the better and are treating her well.
wtf are you talking about?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.975450 del
>>975448
This NEET has missed a bit with his tone but I don't think he means to be rude.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.975451 del
>>975447
That's a lotta work.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.975452 del
>>975447
That's why you need your forklift cert.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.975453 del
>>975446
Well the joke would be on them as I don't own a car, so they would have backed into Webbys car.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.975454 del
>>975451
especially in the heat we've been having
probably also why it is urgent


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.975455 del
>>975452
Forklift would just mangle the beast, I don't think just can slide the fork under it. Have to chain it and lift it that way.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.975456 del
>>975455
one of those combination backhoe and bulldozer things
can lift and drag with the backhoe and push it in with the dozer bit


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.975457 del
also dig the hole with the backhoe


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.975458 del
I went to hire a backhoe once but accidentally hired a backpage hoe instead.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.975459 del
>>975458
Good price?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.975460 del
>>975456
Sounds likely.
They probably have techniques and tools.
Never heard if horse burials beyond the historical tradition.
Seen horses taken to the abattoir tho.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.975461 del
It was a disturbing start to episode 2 of knight of the seven kingdoms.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.975462 del
Great idea.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.975463 del
>>975461
Mine is about the same size. A bit bigger.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.975464 del
Rectal prolapse


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.975467 del
>>975465
kek but also 🤮


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.975468 del
Good night.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.975469 del
>>975468
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.975470 del
went back to where I cut thru the bush today as a short cut, and I found a homeless camp. A rats nest really but i retreived the tent fly off a swag because it has good canvas. I hate rats (homeless) the utter filth and mess they leave behind is disgusting. The patch of bush was completely unappealing and shit too but probably no mozzies as no water anywhere near. Nothing left to salvage, just garbage. Would have been garbage when the rat dragged it off the street to begin with. Pathetic campsite, shows the mental state of the rat. Anyway fuck em I want a snack and go to bed. Good Night NEETs. More shopping tomorrow.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.975471 del
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Wonder how many neets we lost due to the heat. Press F to honour the dead fatties.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.975472 del
>>975470
Careful neet you don't know what crazies are out there.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.975473 del
>>975471
> dead fatties.
Reported for Hate Speech.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.975474 del
>>975470
Good night NEET.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.975475 del
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>>975471
>fatties
Rude!


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.975476 del
Still wanna be a ninja one day.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.975477 del
>>975476
Get your ninja cert.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.975478 del
Fucking hell ai is great. Just voice cloned someone and blasted to it


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.975479 del
>>975478
what software did you use?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.975480 del
>>975479
https://huggingface.co/spaces/Qwen/Qwen3-TTS
You can make a few without an account and making an account is free and gives you a couple goes.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.975481 del
>>975478
>blasted
Is this a new slang word?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.975482 del
can't get to sleep again, it's happening every night now


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.975483 del
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Time for some toast and jam.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.975484 del
>>975483
Sounds good.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.975485 del
made it to victor


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.975486 del
within 1 hour of the new adelaide aquatic centre being open for the first time, somebody shat in the pool and they had to get everybody out
chortling


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.975487 del
>>975486
Memorable opening.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.975488 del
>>975483
I'm having vegemite


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.975489 del
>>975486
webby what have you done


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.975490 del
It's blasting into the toilet.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:39 [Preview] No.975491 del
>>975490
voice cloned?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.975492 del
>>975491
All original, no AI (yet).


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.975493 del
Might create a wiki dedicated to collecting proof on the existence of atlantis.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.975494 del
>>975493
I had a look for it on the weekend. Don't think it's down this way.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.975495 del
>>975494
We're in Lemuria's domain.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.975496 del
Bat took her signed copy of Hot August Night to the pictures with I and Weber to watch the new Neil Diamond flick but she didn't know any of the words once.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.975497 del
I have been told I need a tag and a citizen watch to help with networking.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.975498 del
>>975486
Lol ffs
They used to have signs on every wall about not getting in the pool if you have the runs.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.975499 del
>>975497
Probably called a "brand" officially. Have to apply some aloe and it'll be fine.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.975500 del
>>975497
one for each arm?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.975501 del
>>975500
For starters.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.975502 del
>>975501
Who was the amateur horologist who suggested those brands specifically?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.975503 del
>>975502
A compliance guy I know who does some work for me. He showed me his collection and was going on about how golf and watches have given him more connections for jobs than interviews.
He applied for 500 jobs, got about 50 calls back and only progressed in about 10. He has three degrees anda decade of experience.
All comes down to how you shake peoples hands and talk to them, and what watch you wear.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.975504 del
>>975503
I see. Modern Tag Heuer are overpriced and overrated, and Citizen are just a safe lower-middle-class watch. Like owning a Toyota or Hydundai.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.975505 del
just my humble opinion, of course


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.975506 del
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>>975504
All they need is a good boong watch.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.975507 del
>>975504
>>975505
I dont think I'll get one. You need to know what they're wearing too to strick up conversation, and getting it wrong would look silly. He has got some good connections though, including military. One was based in new york, and one in saudi arabia. He met them in those places (i think us was on a plane).
Its impressive dick swinging.
He said 5-800 should be my 'entry' price range.
On top of his day job, he has two private companies, pretty large investment portfolio and on to his second home build. But all the watches are from uber and doordash that he did on the side, for fun. I think he said he got 6k for 6 months worth of work, after work.
Bloody go getters.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.975508 del
>>975506
This would unironically probably be more lucrative for me. Fuck military, Boong mongbux is where its at.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.975509 del
Well, just look at the time.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.975510 del
Is this the second or third time we've got to a million posts?


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.975511 del
>>975506
>wat da time ay cuz?
>cant read it aye, itz just for looks aye


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.975512 del
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>>975511
It's koori time.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.975513 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.975514 del
>>975510
The show will always go on.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.975515 del
>>975511
>>975512
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.975516 del
BIN DAY BEST DAY


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.975517 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.975518 del
The last time Neptune transited the sign of Aries was from 1861 to 1875. This period brought significant cultural shifts and scientific discoveries — for instance, the Civil War and the pasteurisation of milk.


NEET 01/27/2026 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.975520 del
BUM BUM


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