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NEET General #970 - Skateboarding Slang Edition NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No. 993035
What sort of skateboarder slang do you NEETs use in everyday life?

Old Thread: >>991909


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993037 del
SA BEST A


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.993040 del
>>993038
The best kind. Keep them covered!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993041 del
Want to give Olive a dinky after impressing her with a perfectly executed 540 chocolate Paddington


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993042 del
Skateboarder slang?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993043 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.993044 del
BUM RASH
Oh, woops sorry


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.993045 del
Cruisey I wanna this
>Pic's Crunchy Peanut Butter 1kg $11.79 @ ALDI
https://www.oxbargain.com.au/node/955297


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.993046 del
>>993042
Cowabunga dude


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.993047 del
>>993042
You sound rinsed m8.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.993048 del
Let me tell you NEETs, that so-called "healthy" peanut butter is vile. It needs the sugar and vegetable oil to make it taste good.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.993049 del
>>993042
Have you noticed when Orban speaks English he sounds like Gru from that minions thing?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.993050 del
I did an ollie off Motherbats porch once and Weber waved his fist and yelled at me.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.993051 del
Orban only lost because he let himself become too fat. The normies will not vote for an executive. They are poisonously prejudiced.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.993052 del
>>993050
I did devil horns and told you to hang 10 dude.


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.993055 del
Those lentils were amaxing. Having a cup of tea before bedtime.


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Slow drying paint


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.993057 del
>>993055
>Those lentils were amaxing
Thanks Neil


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.993058 del
>>993050
I kind of want to ask a kid with a skateboard to let me show him a trick and then just stand on the board and hear it crack under my bulk.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.993059 del
>>993058
You are why the executive community has such a bad name. Why they boo and hiss when they see us coming. Why they make all their nasty remarks.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.993060 del
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>>993049
No. I think I have seen that animation, I just don't remember.

>>993053
I think that's an AI "corrected" and/or edited video. He has similar accent but that one sounds too slow and choppy, he speaks more fluent.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.993061 del
Think the neighbours (the girl who had her kid taken by social services) are moving out under the cover of darkness. Loading stuff into a trailer.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.993062 del
>>993051
He couldn't help himself. He was too hungary.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.993063 del
>>993059
It’s not all my fault


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.993064 del
>>993061
Go out and wish them well.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.993065 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.993066 del
>>993064
I don’t think I shall.
Weird they did nothing on the weekend and then move on a Monday night when it’s dark.
Can hardly wait to see what moves in next.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.993067 del
>>993062
The new guy is literally called Peter Hungary from Hungary


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.993068 del
>>993066
Hopefully next you get an executive NEET of quiet habits, refined tastes, and well-controlled mental illness.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.993069 del
>>993067
Is he hungry?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.993070 del
Shibs should move to Australia before things get uncomfy in Hungary.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.993071 del
>>993069
Hungry for bum rape is what I heard


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.993072 del
>>993070
Cruisey should sponsor him


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.993073 del
>>993071
Did the arse rapist win?
Shibs said he just did cocaine not bumsex


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.993074 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.993075 del
>>993073
You mean the unhinged /pol/tards just made it up?!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.993076 del
>>993073
He did.
I don't know the details of his activities.

>>993075
Well, he is a Fidesxnik, so likely.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.993077 del
Tell me about Vern Hughes.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.993078 del
>>993075
Tbf in my experience people who take coke are likely to do bumsex.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.993079 del
>>993078
You snort some lines of coke off a hooker's bum, a bit falls into the crack, you dive in there to retrieve it, one thing leads to another and pretty soon you're a convicted sodomist.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.993080 del
10k send some the boys?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.993081 del
>>993080
I don't do the cocaine sorry


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.993082 del
wait which neet was doing meth?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.993083 del
>>993077
Isn’t he just a state level would-be politician? Not a household name.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.993084 del
Cruisey forced me to do meth.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.993085 del
Possum’s gf is named Methany


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.993086 del
>>993082
I took some a few times about 5-6 years ago.
I think Monk was into it for a while.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:32 [Preview] No.993087 del
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Going to sleep now


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.993088 del
Good Night NEETs.
>>993087
Good Night NEET


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.993089 del
>>993087
>>993088
Goodnight NEETs


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.993090 del
>>993087
Good night NEET.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.993091 del
>>993087
>>993088
>>993089
>>993090
Good night neets.
Watched hail mary. Loved it


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.993092 del
zogbot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.993093 del
>>993092
*zogbot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.993094 del
Xenophon played the xylophone in Xanadu


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.993095 del
Dr zogbot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.993096 del
YouTube was dogshit. Looked at a few alt-tubes which were also dogshit


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.993097 del
>>993091
The goose is the goods.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.993098 del
>>993096
Your negativity is coming from within.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.993099 del
When you find yourself having feelings along the lines of "everything is shit" you need to realise that this is not an objective assessment of the world.

It is better to view it more as a sort of mood which you personally are experiencing. This mood colours your opinion of everything around you, whether it be other people or the videos on Youtube and alt-tubes.

Once we accept that we are in the grip of this mood (often it is called "depression") we can set about trying to bring the change we need within ourself. Once our own mood is improved, the videos will seem better, the very colours will seem brighter. Other people will not irritate us so much.

Too often depressed individuals do not understand the negativity is coming from within themselves, and set out to change the rest of the world instead (involvement in extremist politics or social or artistic movements). This is an error, there is no external solution to an internal problem.

We must work on ourselves NEETs.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.993100 del
>>993099
I worked on myself for a while earlier.
Then I had a nap.


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.993102 del
Watching 2 Aussie on Youtube. His comments section keeps getting spicier and spicier. He is transitioning to lolcow status.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tjJFHrVdpw8 [Embed]


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.993103 del
>>993099
Thanks Gaslight neet


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.993104 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.993105 del
>>993104
That's not a Pepe.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.993106 del
>>993105
It could be. It’s green.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.993107 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.993110 del
Bloody neighbourhood dogs won’t stop barking.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.993111 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.993112 del
>>993102
Are they dragging him in the comments for being a knob or something? Can’t easily see them on my phone.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.993113 del
Got up for a glass of green cordial


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.993114 del
>>993112
They just don't like him. Find him annoying and cringe. It is bullying really.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.993115 del
>>993113
Green is best flavour.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.993116 del
>>993114
But weird subscribing to a channel if they don’t like him. Probably is cyber bullying


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.993117 del
>>993116
Bit not but


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.993118 del
>>993116
I follow several lolcows. It is a legitimate pastime.

They keep asking him where the other 16 sausages are. He cooked 20 in one of his videos but pretended he was only going to eat four.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.993119 del
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I am off to bed. Good night.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.993120 del
>woke up at 2 in the morning
>look at youtube, it shows a video "why you wake up at 2 in the morning"


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.993121 del
Just woke up from a dream pissing myself laughing
I was working on the perfume counter at Myer and an Indian woman came up asking to try some and I sprayed her with fart spray.
I am fucked in the head.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.993122 del
Going back to sleep. Hopefully back to the perfume counter


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 18:09 [Preview] No.993123 del
times like this i wish i smoked so i could go outside and have a ciggie at 2am


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.993124 del
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Trump is going to to liberate Shibs


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.993125 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.993126 del
(4.03 MB 1280x720 insallah-donald.mp4)


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.993127 del
>>993124
They have the spell book.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.993128 del
>>993127
He will blockade the country from the sea until Petya gives back the govt to Orbán.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.993129 del
>>993128
A miracle worker


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.993130 del


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.993132 del
If only we knew how bad things really were


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.993133 del
Those Candyland sheets make me dream like a fuckwit.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.993134 del
>>993133
Good dreams? Candyland dreams?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.993135 del
>>993134
Perfume counter insanity


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.993136 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.993137 del
>>993121
classic


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.993138 del
is there a medicine that fixes smokers cough?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.993139 del
>>993124
Fucking based as. We need to bust BRS out of jail so he can help


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.993140 del
>>993138
Cruisey should make an ointment or loxenge for it. Choof's Choice brand.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.993141 del
>>993133
they say when you dream, your counscious returns to the place you live between lives


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.993143 del
>>993141
>suddenly a new neet from netherlands


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.993144 del
>>993142
jesus christ look at this outfit


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.993145 del
>>993142
>>993144
Davo isn't real


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.993146 del
>>993144
Marnie told him not to hem them that short but he's the trend setter.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.993147 del
>>993145
Don't gaslight me.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.993148 del
>>993147
No one real would wear that outfit. Davo is AI generated.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.993149 del
>>993146
Everything is wrong with that outfit. When did men forget how to dress themselves properly? Probably the fault of their slag single mothers.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.993150 del
Joslin might message him for a troll.


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>>993149
>tfw almost 40 and still wear hoodies and skate shoes


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.993152 del
>>993150
Aye you lil white ninny, you garn make mah guuri wetter than arnhem in december. Come taste real stralia ya dog cunt. Bring the yarndi, and none of that 10k kiff. That mutt tried to pay wiv stem last time unna.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.993153 del
>>993151
for casual, sure
you wouldn't show up to a wedding or similar occasion dressed like that idiot


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.993154 del
>>993151
I'd call you son and rub your head while you wait at the lollyshop.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.993155 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.993157 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.993158 del
>>993151
You are thriving neet.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.993166 del
Might drag my bloated form down to the supermarket for some neet treats so my fat carcass can become even more engorged. Would you like anything down there neets?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.993168 del
>>993166
No thank you. I remain confident Tiffin is still going to come past with the billy tea and damper I asked for last night.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.993170 del
>>993099
Only a Naxi's efforts to change the rest of the world is sane. Every other politc or social or art paradigm is an aberration that leads to mental illness. Furry hands wrote this.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.993171 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Got up late, felt shit but I put on some Nick Cave and now I feel like a bad ass goth NEET.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.993172 del
want to drive and get a snosage roll or something for morning tea, but feel guilty about using petrol


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.993177 del
I just loooove playing retard bingo with igay!


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.993178 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.993179 del
>>993177
I blame that bank for giving him cordial


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.993180 del
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You need a goth qt gf neet.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.993181 del
>>993180
>tfw no eyebrows


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.993182 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>993181
Evolution has left them behind.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.993183 del
Going to try to plastic weld my headset today. I monged it just before and pulled the structure apart trying to clean off the old glue


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.993184 del
>>993183
don't breathe in the fumes neet


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.993185 del
>>993172
Walk to the bakery neet, save petrol and get some exercise.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.993186 del
>>993185
there are no good ones in walking distance


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.993187 del
>>993186
As we all know, an executives maximum walking distance is inversely proportional to his engorgement


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.993188 del
>>993186
You need to increase your waddling distance neet. Move beyond the 60 metre barrier.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.993189 del
I am declaring the cold season upon us. The beanie and fingerless gloves are in operation.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.993190 del
Soggy rice crackers are now rice flops 😔


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.993191 del
>>993189
We were minus 2 this morning.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.993194 del
>>993191
Chilly.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.993195 del
>>993188
I stayed home and made a ham sandwich instead.
Had a couple of slices of madeira cake with lemon icing afterward.
Fighting the urge to start drinking.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.993197 del
>>993195
>madeira cake with lemon icing
Yes please.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.993198 del
>>993189
28 degrees today


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.993199 del
Might get really stoned and come up with an extremely convoluted scheme to break Cruisey out of prison.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.993202 del
The fried herring has an annoying tendency to break into pieces, a problem that pickled herring does not have


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.993203 del
>>993202
how does it taste though?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.993204 del
>>993199
He is thriving with the routine and spare time. The Prison naxis have promoted him from soldier to enforcer.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.993206 del
>>993204
I am waiting for the pooing in prison pic.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.993207 del
>>993203
it's quite nice, helped by the marinade, but I don't like seeing all the fish internal parts


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.993208 del
>>993199
Step 1 - hide a file inside a rollmop jar


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.993209 del
Postie chud delivered my cruiser axe


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.993211 del
>>993207
> all the fish internal parts
wut


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.993212 del
>>993209
post pics


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.993214 del
>>993212
I have to peel off the retarded stickers and the wax on the head as well as lash on some overstrike protection. I also gotta make a sheath for the head and sharpen the edges. Its a lot of work but at least I have the thing before the supply chain collapses, when global shipping ends after the US carrier gets sunk in the indian ocean soon. probably the Nimit5 by a false flag "Iraninan" hypersonic missile


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.993215 del
>>993214
Post pic anyway.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.993216 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.993219 del
>>993216
she threw it in a wok full of boiling oil after that


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.993220 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:44 [Preview] No.993221 del
xero obligations, on the dsp, not required to do anything, yet somehow can't get my life in order or achieve anything


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.993222 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.993223 del
>>993220
is it always dark and spooky in your house?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.993224 del
>>993222
might make a gun rack for my axes to go on the wall like what a total woodsman chud would have


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.993225 del
>>993223
I think it goes well with the axe


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.993226 del
>>993220
A vibe.

>>993223
He caught a vibe.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.993227 del
>>993216
monke he like the ride


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.993228 del
>>993226
its giving retarted


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.993229 del
All these food products declaring they are "protein" now. It came out of nowhere. The protein craxe was years ago - the Atkins days. I don't understand why it suddenly came back and with a vengeance.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.993230 del
Hey Weber do you think you could hack into a prison computer system?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.993231 del
>>993230
Cruisey hasn't been in there long enough yet.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.993232 del
>>993231
He must be Punished


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.993233 del
Cruisey has had the prison blueprints tattooed on his body.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.993234 del
Kim Dotcom has offered $20m to anybody who drags Netandyoohoo into the ICC.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.993236 del
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Smiling


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.993237 del
>>993229
Its natural that a health conscious NEET is worried about nutrition and getting enough to maintain his weight but often internet and media sources of advice can fall short of the rigorous medical science that I, your Doctor will provide. Why not book a consultation on my clinic's app and we can discuss the best way to keep you in peak health. We can also review your vaccination status and give you all the boosters and new products you qualify for as well as optimixing your mental health medication prescriptions and schedule you in for your government funded colonoscopy and full body CT scans. As a bonus for unemployed patients we can get you on a lucrative medical experiment where you can help science and get paid. See you soon, because I care.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.993238 del
>>993234
Kim is gonna get suicided by the xOG when they get him in prison for being politically inconvenient.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.993239 del
This board is the only place I ever hear or see news about kimdotcom.
He hasn't been relevant anywhere else in many years.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.993240 del
>>993239
he did a couple podcasts about covid, they were against the lockdowns but not very based because he assumed that covid was real.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.993241 del
>>993237
Thanks Dr zogbot.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.993242 del
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>>993239
He will always be a hero to us.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.993243 del
>>993242
Is he still an executive or has he got on the osempic?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.993244 del
>>993242
Like most 2000's entrepreneurs, he made fast money off shit that is illegal now. He could have pivoted to some later stage internet 2.0 thing like aggregating games or vidya or music but he stuck with cloud servers and name recognition and sold megaupload or mega.nx to the chinx. Dunno what he does now other than getting raped by New xealand's CIA field office.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.993245 del
>>993243
Dr zogbot would prescribe oxempic


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.993246 del
Tiffo's not welcome.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.993247 del
ozogbotempic


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.993248 del
how come zogbot avoids the filter by oxempic doesn't?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.993249 del
>>993248
Dr zogbot trademarked his name and sent a cease and desist DMCA to the BO who cucked and hacked the word filter.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.993250 del
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Lixard :)


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.993251 del
>>993250
give him some strawberry or bananana


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.993252 del
>>993251
accidentally ran him over with the car already :(
brains looked like smooshed banana


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.993253 del
>>993242
give him some strawberry or bananana


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.993254 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.993255 del
>>993250
Lovely fat one.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.993256 del
>>993252
You did not.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.993257 del
>>993255
I gave it scritches and then it hissed and ran away should have given it pizza


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.993258 del
>>993252
He'll be fine, just scrape them up and squeeze them back inside his head, it's like putting toothpaste back in the tube.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.993259 del
>>993250
What a beautiful specimen


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.993260 del
>>993249
Dr Clogbot


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.993261 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.993262 del
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>>993250
yu gunna eat all that big wun yourselves whitey? We's goin hungry down ere. Yous gotta reparate it and givvus a good bit.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.993263 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.993264 del
might chuck it in


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.993265 del
>>993264
Chux it well NEET.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.993266 del
chainsaw runs at 121 000 RPM at max throttle and 2700 at idle. Cant say what that means but the little meter works at whatever calibration.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.993267 del
>>993266
121k is like twice an angle grinder
you sure it's not double counting or worse?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.993268 del
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Might become the first sword of braavos


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.993269 del
>>993268
Cereal for one.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.993270 del
>>993267
yeah there's no way, that's 2000 revolutions per second


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.993271 del
>>993270
probably need to put a distinct white paint or liquid paper timing mark on the cog


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.993272 del
Maybe some misunderstanding about rpm, load, resistance


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.993273 del
>>993272
needs to scope his chainsaw


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.993274 del
>>993250
Fat boy. He's been bingeing on snails.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.993275 del
Might learn how to use sillytavern


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.993276 del
Might invent a machine that destroys communism. Call it Engels grinder.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.993277 del
>>993276
Engels BUM BUM


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.993278 del
>>993233
I heard it's a great show. Never watched an episode.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.993279 del
>>993278
Blues Jew s?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.993280 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.993281 del
>>993280
Don't what me


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.993282 del
>>993270
>2000 revolutions per second
Laser disc


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.993283 del
>>993282
or the ethnic on cruisey's dong


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.993284 del
I toasted some bread with olive oil on the stovetop and now the whole house is filled with smoke. I didn't even burn it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.993285 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.993286 del
>>993284
olive has a really low smoke point
she smokes after I root her


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.993287 del
>>993286
Crass remarks.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.993288 del
>>993285
They need UMM Pty Ltd too


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.993289 del
>>993267
>>993270
>>993271
>>993272
For the purposes of tuning it, I just need to get a relative reading, what settings make it go fastest. But it does sound off now that you mention it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.993290 del
>>993285
It might sound funny but in my eyes makes them more appealing. That person has something to work for and work on, and isn't a career politician who has no skill only ambition and who scratches her poon all day pretending to be important and sleeps in the legislation.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.993291 del
>>993290
I agree. The professional political class are the worst option.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.993292 del
>>993290
>>993291
There is certainly something appealing about a salon worker, as opposed to the usual politician who has either an arts degree or an economics degree and practiced neither.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.993293 del
>>993292
>arts
*arts/law


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.993294 del
I was probably out by an order of magnitude. It was probably 12 100 RPM, not 121 000 RPM. I should check the specs to see if thats normal.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.993295 del
but they should still know the basics of the system by they reach voting age, let alone middle age


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.993296 del
Toxic olive oil smoke everywhere. I must smell like a Sardinian peasant woman.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.993297 del
>>993291
Indeed.
Plus she is an owner. It is very important. Makes her invested in the success of Australia, in policies that help small businesses, we can know her priorities and not guessing whom pays her along what interest.
In ancient Athens too, citizens had to be owners in the state: they had to own a property in town, inland and on the shores. Outsiders could not become owners.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.993298 del
>>993295
Only nerds know that sort of thing.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.993299 del
I am getting further into the Aussie Youtube food review ecosystem. There is third player I have just learned about. You have Grego, 2 Aussie, and this guy Frank McKay. He goes shopping with his wife and videos it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xKBM-rbGQ [Embed]


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.993300 del
Did this website break my link?
Anyway, here is his channel: https://www.youtube.com/@frankmckay8766/videos


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.993301 del
>>993299
>>993300
Link breaking bug should have been fixed. Perhaps another wordfiler.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.993302 del
>>993300
BO's now tedious ex zed substitution probably broke it


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.993303 del
>>993301
My investigations indicate a double underscore was converted into a </u>


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.993304 del
>>993297
Don't know about Athens specifically, but usually you couldn't just buy land, you had to earn it through military service or something equally important.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.993305 del
Never met a salon worker who wasn't racist and right wing. No uni, no gibs, service industry workers all know who treats people like crap. Seems like they have to deal with a lot of stalkers, men coming in just to harass them.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.993306 del
>>993303
My half-hearted apologies to BO


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.993307 del
>>993305
Miss the old wog who used to own Three Nations barber shop in Salisbury. Had no qualms about shouting nigger at the passing niggers.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.993308 del
>>993303
Yes, it's a known thing and what I referred to as fixed. Haven't seen this occurring for years.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.993309 del
Also said he got off the boat with two pairs of pants, a shirt, and a knife, fork, and spoon. No gibs back then and most of the roads in Salisury were still unsealed.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.993310 del
>>993308
Ovaltine messed up his github pulls and pushes. You need to hit him with the stick.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.993311 del
>>993307
not even surprised


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.993312 del
>>993309
He sounds like an okay sort but they should have put him back on the boat.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.993313 del
>>993309
He brought cutlery and got a Salisbury steak?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.993314 del
This fella Frank McKay is a gross and messy eater but I think he might be the most sophisticated and intelligent of the three of them. Seems to have a bit of class. Doesn't hit the bongs like Grego.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.993315 del
>>993309
>two pairs of pants
I don't even have that many now.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.993316 del
>>993312
Yeah, I'm on the fence with him. That generation of eye ties built Salisbury, and made their kids actually fucking integrate. Motherbat boarded with some when she first moved to Adelaide. They made her go to church on Sunday lol.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.993317 del
>>993309
Does he still have the spoon?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.993318 del
>>993315
back then you'd have had monday through saturday pants and some good church pants for sunday


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.993319 del
>>993317
probably gave it to his eldest when they moved out


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.993320 del
old mate also had tittie mags on the bench where customers lined up waiting for a cut
fatherbot started taking me there about age 11


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.993321 del
pixxa disaster


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.993322 del
>>993319
Beautiful. I hope it's still being cherished.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.993323 del
>>993320
Why would you want to get the clients horny? Seems a bit odd.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.993324 del
>>993323
it wasn't hardcore porn, just people or picture or whatever that blokes mag was
basically a bunch of shitpost articles with some norks thrown in


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.993325 del
also some mostly closed muff


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.993326 del
>>993325
The muff was always closed on Sundays and public holidays.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.993327 del
>>993314
he still needs to explain the snosages though


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.993328 del
>>993327
That is 2 Aussie.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.993329 del
>>993313
>a Salisbury steak
is that a thing anywhere besides seppo land?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.993330 del
>>993328
oh right sorry
trying to engage with your posts but don't want to actually watch the videos


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.993331 del
>>993330
I'll engage with your arse.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.993332 del
>>993329
Do you eat hamburger?

>>993331
Rude. Engaging with posts is a must to keep the conversation rolling, he is doing you a favor.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.993333 del
>>993332
>Do you eat hamburger?
Are you referring to mince meat shaped into a patty, or a whole hamburger (bun, patty of some kind, condiments)?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.993334 del
The endchan algorithm is all about post engagement now.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.993335 del
>>993333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.993336 del
>>993333
Thanks Tizzy


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.993337 del
>>993332
>Do you eat hamburger?
Salisbury steak as described by google is probably closest to what we/Engerland would call rissoles, except we leave tthem as balls and don't try and fudge it into a steak shape
also bread crumbs, egg, and seasonings so it's not completely tasteless shit requiring a litre of gravy


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.993338 del
>>993334
might give this post an updoot


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.993339 del
>>993337
I think they call them faggots in the UK.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.993340 del
These bad home dogs are raiding my front yard rose bushes again. Shameless.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.993341 del
>>993339
'ello 'ello 'ello
is this hate speech crime, son?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.993342 del
>>993340
Go out and confront them, NOOT.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.993343 del
>>993333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.993344 del
>>993338
God I miss Joslin...


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.993345 del
Who knew Wizzy was into haute cuisine?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.993346 del
>>993333
>>993337
Ground meat shaped into patty and fried. All the same.

>>993334
>never head of (you)s
Hello newfella.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.993347 del
>>993342
If they'll steal your flowers they will not hesitate to stab you for speaking to them in a way which makes them feel accused of something they have actually done.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.993348 del
Sounds like some kind of cursed urzatz food. Some kind of anti steak, full of anti nutrients.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.993349 del
>>993347
Wish I was your neighbour, NOOT. I'd help you bring these scum to heel.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.993350 del
>>993345
He loves a bit of hawt cousin


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.993351 del
>>993348
Seppo food is genuinely awful, even by our goyslop standards. Even something as simple as bread tastes like something in the lolly aisle.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.993352 del
>>993309
Sounds like he came to feed


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.993353 del
>>993349
Have you been hitting it hard today?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.993354 del
>>993353
not particularly
just finishing the second bottle of white wine now


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that reeminds me, i had fish and chips and chiggen salt and lemon juice for dindins


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.993356 del
>tfw you want to help a noot and he accuses you of being an insane drunk


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.993357 del
>>993355
Very good. Needed a green salad to go with it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.993358 del
>>993356
Was there any substance to the accusations?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.993359 del
>>993357
i bought a punnet of cherry tomatoes and a brown onion and a garlic bulbs but forgot to get a lettuce and a red onion and maybe a capsicunt and a carrot


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.993360 del
>>993358
roses take a shitload of effort to cultivate
why is it crazy to want to shotgun a rose thief??


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.993361 del
>>993356
You are an insane drunk though.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.993362 del
loyalty counts for nought around here
going to watch BSG
harrumphy
see if i share a candyland dream tonight


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.993363 del
>>993362
I didn't mean it in a bad way.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.993364 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.993365 del
>>993356
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.993366 del
>>993362
>going to watch BSG
It is a good show. I have a body like Captain Apollo.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.993367 del
>>993360
>roses take a shitload of effort to cultivate
I don't even water them.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.993368 del
Thought a hot shower would fix smokers cough. Instead it restricted my breath to 20% and i was panicking until i had a cold shower and came outside.
>bro i am straight up, not having a good time


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.993369 del
>>993364
>Vanary Meth
Wtf? Lol


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.993370 del
>>993368
Go and see a doctor, you stupid cunt. What you are calling "smoker's cough" is probably a chest infection or pneumonia. Get some antibiotics or prednisolone as appropriate. Fuck.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.993371 del
>>993368
You need to see your GP NEET. Don't muck around. Don't self-diagnose.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.993372 del
>>993369
I know Van Meth and he is a good bloke who would give you the shirt off his back. He always smelling of speed sweat tho, you wouldnt want it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.993373 del
>>993368
Just have few bongs to help you cough that muck up.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.993374 del
>>993372
Does he have a meth van?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.993375 del
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>>993368
You might need urgent medical attention NEET, just use my app and refresh the bookings page every 5 minutes to get any cancellations before some other client does.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.993376 del
>>993369
went to school with a girl called vuttanery
she was built like a fridge
in year 8 home ec in the sewing semester, the teacher mentioned women's figure types (apple, pear) and I yelled out vutt had a watermelon figure and got kicked out and a big detention etc
dont regret it


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993377 del
>>993376
Kek, well done


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993378 del
>>993376
Kek I remember that, fukn legend. She slit her wrists after that tho.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993379 del
I used to go to the doctors a few times a year, but now I haven’t been in like 5 years


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.993380 del
>>993376
That was unkind of you.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.993381 del
>>993379
I've been more in the last year than the rest of my life combined.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.993382 del
>>993380
don't give a fuck
jacqui asser was the teacher
her dad was len bedell
big best a name only cruisey would recogise, except he in prison


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.993383 del
>>993376
We had a fat girl called Columba and I got in trouble for calling her space shuttle columba.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.993384 del


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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.993386 del
>>993383
That is quite witty but also unkind.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.993387 del
>>993385
Sometimes I wish I did something with my life


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.993388 del
>>993385
Year 8 speech night he was the guest speaker and fuck it took forever. If you listen to recordings of him now, he was interesting and a bit of a funny cunt, but when you're 13 you're like stfu gramps.
Motherbat worked with him for a bit at WRE.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.993389 del
>During a break from construction of the Gunbarrel Highway in June 1957, Beadell convinced a visiting dental surgeon at Woomera, Dr Bruce Dunstan, to give him a crash course on tooth extraction.[2] Beadell had prior experience of the trouble that teeth could cause himself and his crew when days or weeks away from city facilities. This instruction and further assistance from an Alice Springs dentist, Ray Meldrum, equipped him with dental supplies and local anaesthetics sufficient for bush work. Beadell carried out his first extraction in March 1958 on Cyril Koch, a cook, during construction of the Gunbarrel Highway. By the time road building was completed in 1963, Len had pulled 29 teeth, joking that he had 29 notches on his forceps.[2]


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993390 del
Respect women


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993391 del
>>993368
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993392 del
Farted and prolapsed


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.993393 del
>>993375
Thanks Dr Zogbot.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.993394 del
>>993388
School children are not a good audience for serious speeches. They would have been better off getting the guy who played Agro on Cartoon connection.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.993396 del
>>993382
>except he in prison
😭


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.993397 del
>>993388
How is bat going?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.993398 del
>>993396
I heard he broke a tooth on a file in a cake someone sent him.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.993399 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.993400 del
>>993398
Did he file down the rest of the tooth?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.993401 del
I might become an incel vlogger


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.993402 del
At the hospital. Waiting for doctor


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.993403 del
>>993402
Get out, they'll harvest your organs


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.993404 del
>>993401
I miss cheesecake neet


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.993405 del
>>993402
Dr who?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.993406 del
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>>993138
Have you tried not smoking?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.993407 del
sounded like somebody just detonated a bomb on the reserve or train station platform


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.993408 del
>>993397
she's alright I guess? bit achy and crotchety lately. probably just the change in season and age


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.993409 del
>>993402
what's wrong, cruisey?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.993410 del
>>993407
I farted


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.993411 del
>>993404
he was a whiney cunt
also got to fuck tabitha who was well fit


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.993412 del
Cabbage curry doing its job


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.993413 del
>>993407
Probably did, revolution is coming, and with it a wave of anarchistic shit.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.993414 del
>>993411
Did he actually fuck her? I thought they just held hands.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.993415 del
>>993403
>>993405
>>993409
These jokes make me laugh and then my lungs feel like they just gave up a little more ghost. Not cruisey


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993416 del
>>993410
you have nowhere near the sphincter control for that kind of blast


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993417 del
>>993405
Dr pajeet sukdeek most likely


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993418 del
>>993415
>Not cruisey
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.993419 del
>>993416
More of a shotgun than a laser


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.993420 del
>>993414
I hope he did the needful and became a normie.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.993421 del
>>993415
Hope they sort your lungs out NEET


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.993422 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.993423 del
>>993422
Then by the powers vested in me by the Book of Posso I pronounce you NEET and arse.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.993424 del
>>993402
Good move NEET. Well done. Keep us posted.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.993425 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.993426 del
Which other neets are smokers? 10k, monk, and I think another


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.993427 del


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.993428 del
>>993426
Weber and Cruisey both smoke the white ox.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.993429 del
>george floyd.jpeg
>ossifer i cant bethe


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.993430 del
>>993428
Cruisey took it up in prison.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.993431 del
Celebrity chef called in about the BEAN project. Woe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GKgHIl-3HsM&list=PL6C7104E559675362&index=1&pp=iAQB


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.993432 del
>>993430
>Cruisey took it up in prison.
*the arse


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.993433 del
Feel like a drink tonight but I only have a couple of joints ready to go with it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.993434 del
>>993432
No, Cruisey is the one who knocks on the backdoor


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.993435 del
Thinking about poor Vuttany that NEET made her cry.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.993436 del
They gave me a pill and told me to wait for a nurse


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.993437 del
>>993436
Good pill?


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.993438 del
>>993436
Keep waiting NEET. You need to get this sorted out.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.993440 del
>>993436
ask for some sandwiches


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.993441 del
>>993440
👆💯


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.993442 del
>>993426
I have the occasional cigar.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.993443 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.993444 del
>>993436
Have you got a book with you NEET? Hospital is often a long wait.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.993445 del
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>>993442
They're good for you neet, help lower estrogen levels and build muscles. Basically health food and steroids combined into a smoke.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.993446 del
>>993440
The roast beef.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.993448 del
Might start keeping a pet possum for home defence.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.993449 del
>>993447
Monks at it again


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.993450 del
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TACO Tuesday again


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.993451 del
>>993444
Those urgent care places would've been better if he just needs some antibiotics


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.993452 del
>>993451
Do not discourage him while he is waiting.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.993453 del
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Might join the yakuza


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.993454 del
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Vuttanery you were just a little girl
The Pride of your mum
And a Princess to your dad
The sting of the blade on your wrist
Is nothing to the sting of those words
Your life bled away
And snuffed out the candle of hope
That your loving parents kept for you
Vuttanery you left us far, far too soon


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.993455 del
>>993440
>>993438
>>993437
I meant doctor. At home. Doctor listened to my breathing and said not asthma because that has a sound. He said i can take my lemsip and antihistamine and panadols. Got an xray booked in for tomorrow


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.993456 del
>>993455
Sounds like good news NEET. Make sure you get the X-ray.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.993457 del
>>993455
Dan's is still open


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.993458 del
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>>993456
Not sure if this means i can smoke again


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.993459 del
>>993457
Being hungover might ruin the xray


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.993460 del
>>993459
It might make it an awesome xray


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.993461 del
Going to get fush&chups&whusky.
Which reminds me, the kiwi gets back tonight.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.993462 del
>>993461
She needs a night to wash her bum


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.993463 del
>>993461
Get me some calamari rings please.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.993464 del
>>993458
It is time to quit NEET.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.993465 del
>>993462
Give it a good scrubbing


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.993466 del
>>993460
>doctor looks at xray
>dan murphie smiles back
>>993464
Yes


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.993467 del
Cunting fish and chip shop won't answer the phone
Been tryibg more than 15 minutes now


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.993468 del
>>993459
Nonsense, alcohol is a contrast agent, heightens the sensitivity of the image, being drunk during an xray has saved many lives. Ask your radiologist, they'll tell you.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.993469 del
Got through


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.993470 del
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Vuttany's still Alive! tautalogically, even


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.993471 del
>>993470
That is a cylon. She was replaced.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.993472 del
>>993468
Thanks dr dan
kek


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.993473 del
Amisul pride is great neets. It tricks yu ‘roe and brain into releasing a steady supply of dopamine. Before it i couldn’t look snyone in the eyes. Now i can do that and hit on bitches easily. I feel like i had no balls before and noe i need a wheel barrow for each nut now. No fear or anxeity at all


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.993474 del
>>993473
Doctor Zogbot didnt prescribe that, NEET. That was Professor Psychiatrist


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.993475 del
>>993473
That is good news NEET. Keep taking it.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.993476 del
Up to the 2nd last episode of Vikings
One of Ragnars sons just discovered America and another is having a big fight with the English


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.993477 del
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Not finished with today but I have to go to bed. Good Night NEETs


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.993478 del
>>993477
Good night.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.993479 del
We should do a web comic where each of the neets is portrayed by a cute nazi apu incorporating his distinguishing physical and personality traits.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.993480 del
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It is bedtime for this overweight NEET. Good night NEETs.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.993481 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EP2MLAnza_k [Embed] did you lads see this? i know none of you live out there but it's pretty interesting that a magnitude 5 interplate earthquake can cause a metre of uplift like this. i find it very interesting


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.993482 del
>>993474
Dr Zogbot did recommend it once.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.993483 del
GM


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.993484 del
>>993483
gm neet


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.993485 del
>>993484
gm 2 u 2


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.993486 del
Tore back from Coles. Shidding.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.993487 del
>>993388
>>993385
What a man. I think there was a thing about him in the old salisbury library.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.993488 del
>>993387
Lease a grader. Roads go wherever you put them, they cant stop you.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.993489 del
>>993461
Good update. Go paint that paw print.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.993490 del
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Hungry. Might eat someone's dog.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.993491 del
Now that rectal catastrophe has been dealt with I can have my breakfast. A can of mondster and two raspberry crown danish.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.993492 del
Thinking of going for a waddle down to the bakery, I need some exercise.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.993493 del
>>993488
He wasnt building rockets like Werner Braun. The trick he pulled off was doing it without the fucked sacred site regulations we have now. This boomer is probably due for getting charged with crimes against humanity post humously for wiping out some protected species of shark and destroying a aincent boong cess pit.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.993494 del
>>993492
I believe in you!
t. NOOT who declined to waddle yesterday


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.993495 del
>>993490
Dog is not food!


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.993497 del
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GM NEETs. Cold enough to light the fire this morn. Probably should shut the doors and windows.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.993498 del
>>993497
If you had shut them when you went to bed the house wouldn't be so cold now.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.993499 del
>>993491
>raspberry crown
Sounds like a description of the rectal catastrophe.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:30 [Preview] No.993500 del
>>993493
Lol, thats pretty funny.
Should rip up the sturt hwy too.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.993501 del
>>993499
I no longer wish to eat Weber's raspberry crown


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.993502 del
>>993501
I got 2 apricot ones for mording tea as well


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.993503 del
The Congo is accepting deportees/refugees from the US
US is backing rebels in Libya
BP is moving focus to Namibia
Sudan kills 700 in a month
33 terrorists in Nigeria

Looks like after we raspberry crown Iran, we'll finally take the dark continent's resourse. Boko Haram enemy no 1!


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.993504 del
>>993502
Hopefully its closed up by then.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.993505 del
>>993503
If trump can repatriate all the niggers back to africa I don't care how many middle eastern wars for israel he starts.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.993506 del
>>993505
It's niggers in a broad sense. Probably includes the leftovers of maga and any antisemites and a lot of mexicans.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.993507 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.993508 del
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NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.993509 del
>>993508
Only if you are one.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.993510 del
>>993497
>life is a prison
t. Cruisey, april 2026


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.993511 del
To be fair, Nick Cave was never going to love ballad vuttany, I mean what were her parents thinking with Vuttany. That is basically a lifelong handicap, fucking boomers.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.993512 del
I think I prefer it when he just posts his wank material.


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.993513 del
ate my apricot crowns too
I have no self control


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.993514 del
Watched this yesterday, bit clickbaity but is good.
Crowd funded political lobbyist.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wP1H_lozKpA [Embed]


NEET 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.993515 del
might have a knickerbocker sundae for brekky


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:09 [Preview] No.993516 del
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Gonna take my small change tin to the LPO and stand there while the lady counts it all and gives me a cheque.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:10 [Preview] No.993517 del
>>993516
Cant you just take it to your bank and have them drop the money in your account immediately?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.993518 del
At the hospital again. Doctor said i might have pneumonia or asthma because my beepy machine number is only 90 when it should be 95. They gave me asthma puffer bongs


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.993519 del
>>993518
Thats not good neet, at least they haven't got you hooked up to the machine that goes ping.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.993520 del
>>993518
tolt u it wasn't smokkers couff
take it easy and have a ross biff sammich


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.993521 del
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>>993517
No I want to monosyabicly reply to the bubbly clerk's awkward conversation while her benchtop coin counter appliance struggles and she has to change the heavy coin tray several times. Then I will fuck up my bank details and make her hop to come up with a solution that doesnt involve giving me my small change back. I have gamed this out for days.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.993522 del
>>993520
Corrupt cruisey is bringing me subway


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.993523 del
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.993524 del
Lectured by boomers about how centrelink and the government will fix all my problems


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.993525 del
>>993524
They hate us


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.993527 del
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.993528 del
>>993513
The queue needs it!


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.993529 del
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.993530 del
Want another morning nap


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.993531 del
>>993530
They don't want you to know this, but you can just have another.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.993532 del
Whoever invented "Smunchy" peanut butter ought to be shot.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.993533 del
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Might summon azathoth for shits and giggles.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.993534 del
>>993531
I have a lot of trouble sleeping. It's the bane of my life.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.993535 del
I am back from the fortnightly shopping expedition. I went to Woolies, Foodland and Aldi.
The checkout boy at Aldi rang my $3 per kilo royal gala apples up as $8 a kilo pink ladies. Luckily I got the receipt and checked it. I ended up getting $5.30 back in cash even though I paid by card.
I got a 5kg bag of "brushed" spuds for $5.90 at Foodland. A good price for potatoes these days but I will have to wash them well, they are still covered in dirt.
I bought a packet of the Chulula brand taco seasoning mix to try. I will see how it compares to the El Paso.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.993536 del
>>993534
>It's the bane of my life
We know why you wear the mask - its the sleep apnea.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:29 [Preview] No.993537 del
>>993534
yeah, the candyland placebo is starting to wear off already
doesn't help that cruisey isn't available to tuck me in


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.993538 del
>>993535
Interested to know about the seasoning. I make tacos a fair bit.
How do you manage colds/froxens when doing 3 supermarkets?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.993539 del
toastie and cup of soup for lonch


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.993540 del
>>993535
Keep the dirt, its worth more than the potatoes.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.993541 del
>>993538
Its called a "cold chain".


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.993542 del
>>993538
I put the cold things in an insulated bag made for the purpose. They're fine.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.993543 del
>>993522
Lucky bugger.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.993544 del
Webeeeeeeeer


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.993545 del
Just precured a footlong
30 in, 0 out


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.993546 del
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.993547 del
>>993544
Push!
Looks desolate in there tbqh


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.993548 del
>>993545
Did you Trust the System?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.993549 del
I did it before procuring it


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.993550 del
>>993535
A good shopping expedition.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.993551 del
>>993544
Could you ask them to clean that cubicle please.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.993552 del
>>993544
I thought prison toilets would be cleaner.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.993553 del
>>993551
that's cleaner than my bathroom ever is


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.993554 del
>>993544
We're getting closer.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:00 [Preview] No.993555 del
>>993546
>tfw nobody's favourite


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.993556 del
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Might see if I can find a tattoo shop willing to do this.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.993557 del
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I had a video interview scheduled today for a tech job, but I bailed on it because I am a big gay faggot poof who can't stomach job interviews. What should I do with my life if this kind of office work seems off the table. I don't think they'd like me on a job site either so I probably can't become a tradie. I am gonna be stuck in the warehouse forever. Still wondering what I'm gonna do when I grow up


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.993558 del
15 minute nap achieved, now to try and do something with the day


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.993559 del
South East Asian Muslim beliefs hold that the Dajjal (The Devil) is shackled on an island below Timor.
There is only one island below Timor.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.993560 del
Fourth reheat of yesterday's cup of instant roast (caterers blend)


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.993561 del
>>993556
Tattoos are exempt from hate speech laws. You have the defense of "it was a hot day" when displaying banned symbols (such as pepe) on your body in public.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.993562 del
>>993560
>instant
international?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.993563 del
>>993557
Warehouse work is fine. NK is thriving. You need to learn to enjoy it.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.993564 del
>>993563
Didn't NK end up managing a warehouse though? Monk hasn't stuck one out long enough to even get one of the better floor jobs.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.993565 del
>>993561
pepe on my pee-pee!


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.993566 del
>>993564
Monk needs to rise through the ranks until he is in charge of all the foreigners working there and then he can parade himself like an Aryan God.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.993567 del
>>993566
Yes. He needs to at least get the level where he can force the women to do the same heavy tasks they make the men do.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.993568 del
>>993566
>>993564
He keeps moving onwards and upwards so quickly he can't get promoted.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.993569 del
>>993567
>the women to do the same heavy tasks they make the men do
funny how they never want to discuss individual output when carrying on about the gender pay gap innit?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.993570 del
going to the shoppe to sell my small change


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.993571 del
>>993570
good luck noot


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.993573 del
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>>993572
He is a man of action. He needs tactical soap.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.993574 del
>>993573
I bet their sales took a hit when Cobes (PBUH) died.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.993575 del
>>993572
Weber needs to put his bins out today or tomorrow
so do i


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 04:56 [Preview] No.993576 del
shifted the ribbon book mark in my 2026 diary to this week
it still has zero things written in it besides my name and mobile number at the front


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.993577 del
>>993575
tomorrow
6am
for safety
2 bins
I think


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.993578 del
last year's diary was still on the dining room table
it had nothing written in it at all besides name and mobile number
ribbon was at september 1


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.993579 del
tore the page out with my name and number and shredded it
threw the diary in the recycling


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.993580 del
had a bottle of red wine
might get more alcohols


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.993581 del
>>993557
I want to tie you down and ask you questions about what you think you can offer to the organisation while maintaining eye contact.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.993582 del
Midafternoon, haven't done a single thing today. Well I had that 15 minute nap.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.993583 del
>>993559
It needs to be unleashed!
Poor little sri lankans copping the full fury of the beast


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.993584 del
pajeet brought more wine
had to put it in freexer and set timer for 30 mins


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.993585 del
Timor is not Ceylon. I am redart


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.993586 del
>>993585
The island is us.
The devil is Cruisey.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.993587 del
I've been smelling some nice posts recently. Think there's an arse in the thread I recognise. I know that back of the sinuses tang anywhere.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.993588 del
I've got to do some work for this tafe course so i am thinking about getting on teh grog to help me through it. What should i buy? I need something cheap, but above goon.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.993589 del
>>993588
do your homework THEN worry about booze


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.993590 del
we are a board of learn-ed men


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.993591 del
>>993589
I find it easier to do work if I am buzzed.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.993592 del
>>993591
have you leaned nothing from monk?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.993593 del
>The US President is praising Allah and the President of Iran is defending the Pope.
we're so fucked


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.993594 del
How many neets on the wagon?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.993595 del
>>993594
use the honey wagon daily if you can, noots
don't build 3 day cloggers like i do


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.993596 del
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The lady at the LPO was clearly gonna take the best part of an hour to put the fukn small change thru the stupid machine and then weight the bags as they came out, so I went for a long walk and when I got back it was super busy and she rings it up, $1400 which is four times what I thought then i have to put my pin into the machine to credit it to my bank and because I changed my pin recently i forgot it. She threw her hands up and goes "Whaaaaaaat!", this is just as i predicted earlier. Now I am gonna have to go back after coming home to check my records. Fuck small change, i hate money.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.993597 del
>>993596
lmao
assuming just 50c pieces, that's 2800 coins
50c piece weighs 0.55g, so you took a least 43.5kg of coins there


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.993598 del
He's an awesome shitposter, I'll give him that.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.993599 del
>>993570
>change
*bussy


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.993600 del
>>993594
The only wagon I want is a wagon wheel.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.993601 del
>>993600
you should get a pack of them, NEET
they're smaller in diameter, but you get like 8 instead of 1


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.993602 del
ate 250g of colesdslaw


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.993603 del
>>993557
The hell desk needs you!
You need to keep practising job interviews with MonkAI


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.993604 del
>>993556
Cruisey should ask around on the inside


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.993605 del
>>993566
👆💯


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.993606 del
>>993576
Add a note to keep smiling.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.993607 del
>>993579
Smart.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.993608 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI [Embed]


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.993609 del
>>993596
>She threw her hands up and goes "Whaaaaaaat!
Hehe


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.993610 del
>>993597
>43.5kg
I want to see his calves


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.993611 del
>>993608
Where did you get this footage of Shibs?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.993612 del
downdooting s01 of oz and veronica mars
might mastabbatt to one of them
not saying wich


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.993613 del
Took a no-doz pill to give me the energy to exercise. Instead it just gave me anxiety.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.993614 del
Might fire all of my guns at once and explode into space


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.993615 del
>>993614
like a true nature's child?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.993616 del
>>993615
Born to


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.993617 del
>>993616
you want to climb so high?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.993618 del
>>993596
We have all had that moment where we have suddenly not been able to remember our pin. A difficult one for you NEET.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.993619 del
>>993618
He should write it on the card.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.993620 del
>>993618
I keep mine in a fake phone number in case of mong moments.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.993621 del
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BIg Evening Fellas of Goon

Was not feeling well today. Chronic liver strokes. Phone was ringing of the hook. People rocking up without appointments. Woe. Had to drive to get some guzmans and get some booze to get myself back in order. Found a comfy spot at Maroochydore. Epic sunset. Brain status: pilled.

end communicato


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.993622 del
>>993612
I be it's Oz


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.993623 del
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garn get some stout longnecks


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.993624 del
>>993623
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.993625 del
>>993621
Based.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.993626 del
Starting to think Cruisey really is in jail.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.993627 del
>>993621
What is a liver stroke?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.993628 del
>>993597
Your math does not add up at all. Way overestimate the weight. There is 1000g in a kilogram.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.993629 del
>>993626
I miss him


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.993630 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.993631 del
>>993623
What does that say at the end?
I heart UNBO?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.993632 del
>>993628
Next you'll say his chainsaw isn't doing 121,000 RPM


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.993633 del
>>993632
*1,210,000 RPM


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.993634 del
>>993629
I just noticed that he poo'd earlier.
All is well.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.993635 del
>>993626
He's better off there.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.993636 del
>>993634
But it could've been in prison


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.993637 del
How many neets actually live in fibreboard houses?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.993638 del
>>993637
I don't know what his one is made out of. Not gingerbread.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.993639 del
>>993636
His prison wallet is too loose to hold a phone in.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.993640 del
>>993639
Even a loosey-goosey could clench the clappers together.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.993641 del
wordfilter:

minê = his one

I do not like these at all.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.993642 del
>>993641
Well harrumph, some neets just can't handle the zest


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.993643 del
>>993642
Sodom and Gomorrah were plenty zesty too, and we know what happened there.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.993644 del
don't wanna do anything, but it's too early to go to bed


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.993645 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.993646 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.993647 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.993648 del
>>993644
Put some music on and dance around the house.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.993649 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.993650 del
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VicPol has hired a brown dwarf 😂


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.993651 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.993652 del
>>993650
Sergeant Sir


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.993653 del
went out the bush this time to get three big logs literally the maximum i can physically handal and i saw my neighbour drive past in his no plates bush bus going to cut wood somewhere else on the trail closed to everyone except the company and locals who know how to get past the gate where i parked the ute and had to drag the logs with my LBE setup which worked real good and as i was going to get the last log he came past and i told him to get home before dark but i got home way after darg with the logs and everything real dirty which is gonna have to wait until tomorrow to get sorted out but now the fire is going and im having a fukn nice apple and a hot bath in a minute and lentils for tea


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.993654 del
>>993645
She needs a shorter skirt.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.993655 del
>>993653
>and i told him to get home before dark but i got home
Are there some dangerous people in your neck of the woods?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.993656 del
>>993654
She's moved beyond her fact-cunt-try era into her wareuhouseu era


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.993657 del
>>993651
The NEETS could have joined in, I could have played the triangle.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.993658 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.993659 del
>>993658
>enjoy their retirement in restaurants


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.993660 del
>>993659
On the lakes island!


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.993661 del
Three bins are out for the bin men.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.993662 del
>>993650
There will be arrests for people rubbing his head.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.993663 del
>>993655
some of the townies are criminal lumpen but they generally dont lurk in the bush


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.993664 del
>>993653
You need to learn how to get past that gate.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.993665 del
>>993663
Your amphitheater will be safe


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.993666 del
>>993651
Strong cringe from that whole video.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.993667 del
The Chulula brand taco seasoning mix was way too salty. Do not recommend.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.993668 del
>>993666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.993669 del
>>993668
That's a good-natured fella. Monk needs to take notes. That is how to win friends in the warehouse.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.993670 del
>>993637
My house is clad in asbestos, its a preddy durable material TBQH.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.993671 del
>>993669
Mine is all jeet women and samoans. It would be ok if there were some proper characters and I didnt have to listen to jeetspeak in the lunch room


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.993672 del
>>993667
Thank you


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.993673 del
>>993669
How do we know that's not Monk?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.993674 del
>>993664
Weyland Corporation doesnt tolerate theft of its assets, persons found trespassing on Weyland property will be sanctioned.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.993675 del
>>993667
Can I have it if your not gonna finish the bottle?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.993676 del
>>993651
Dont post shit like this please.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.993677 del
>>993676
Word is that Glozzy overheard Bumglizzo telling his mate Poonasty that he saw ASU frat leader spike Clavicular's cumpeptide with cortisol.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.993678 del
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.993679 del
>>993677
Hormones arent real


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.993680 del
>>993675
It was a sachet bruv.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.993681 del
>>993677
Clav is hospitalmaxxing rn


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.993682 del
>>993671
>samoans
They can be okay. I knew a good one.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.993683 del
Went for a night waddle. Listened to audiobooks. Quickly felt better. Then I came home and flopped down in front of my computer. Suddenly zero energy. Feel empty.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.993684 del
>>993681
Zzyz maxing


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.993685 del
>>993683
You need to stay on the move NEET. Get a standing desk.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.993686 del
>>993682
Good as an entree not a main course


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.993687 del
>>993686
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.993688 del
Having a goon bottle.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.993689 del
>>993687
Thank you Posso


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.993690 del
Might leave some food on the plate.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.993691 del
>>993690
For Santa?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.993692 del
>>993691
I wonder how ✈️🎅 is going.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.993693 del
>>993691
For tomorrow, strangely not hungry and only had a snack for lunch.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.993694 del
>>993681
Did we hear from cough neet again?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.993695 del
>>993690
It will be good for brekky.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.993696 del
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The last thing you see as you're loading the illicit company spars onto the back of the falcon ute.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.993697 del
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.993698 del
>>993696
That's from The Assassin
Weyland will start running surveilance drones one day, so I gotta game for that. Maybe a thermal blanket penguin suit or something.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.993699 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jr-825-vA-g [Embed]


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.993700 del
People who are asleep wake up


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.993701 del
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Pic related is the best of the solid mozzarellas. More flavour and doesn't make you choke like some of the others. The more expensive ones are worse. This is a gem.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.993702 del
>>993701
You're a gem


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.993703 del
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>>993701
I've got this coming in my coles order tomorrow, haven't tried this one before so hope it's ok.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.993705 del
>>993703
Let us know how it is. I do not like Brie or Camembert. I have very conservative tastes in cheese. Only the most mild.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.993706 del
>>993705
Weak cheese is called butter where I come from.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.993707 del
Cold weather has caused a downturn in kitchen ant activity. They've shut up shop.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.993708 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.993709 del
thinking of having a banana and peanut butter every night before bed to help me sleep


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.993710 del
Might open a glory hole theme park.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.993711 del
I ❤️ niggers


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.993712 del
>>993705
I left some mersey valley ploughman's out overnight by accident but I had some today on toast and it was fine.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.993713 del
plough my arse


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.993714 del
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Going to bed. All that wood and fresh air has me tuckered out. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.993715 del
Good evening.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.993716 del
>>993714
Good night.

>>993715
Good evening.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.993717 del
Back in hospital. On a gas that is for severe or life threatening asthma.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.993718 del
>>993716
That other NEET didnt go to sleep. He's sitting there quiet. Tuckering his wood. There's some strange people on this site.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.993719 del
>>993717
Breathe. Breath in the air.
Dont be afraid to care.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.993720 del
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Image of thing?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.993721 del
>>993700
They usually do.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.993722 del
>>993720
Stop having a panic attack. Just breathe normally you retard.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.993723 del
>>993722
Doesn’t matter how i breathe the numbers are shit. Middle one drops to 86, 87 sometimes


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.993724 del
>>993720
>>993722
This but your oxy is low. Breathe that in slower through the hose.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.993725 del
>>993717
>>993720
You are in the right place NEET. They will get you through this. Stay strong. I am thinking of you.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.993726 del
>>993723
You should stop looking at the screen. Relax and let it happen baby.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.993727 del
>>993724
I think the gas ran out. I used to have vape mist coming out and it tasted funny. Now its just regular air


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.993728 del
>>993724
Its probably nicotine withdrawal. That NEET just needs a dart.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.993729 del
>>993727
Tell a nurse.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.993730 del
>>993728
Tried to have two little ones today. They absolutely smashed me.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.993731 del
>>993730
NEET you need to get on the patches. No more darts.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.993732 del
>>993731
I think you’re right. Saves money too


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.993733 del
He needs a valium and a slow meditation with the oxygen on.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.993734 del
>>993727
You've reached your allowance. Collect a roast beef sandwich on your way out.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.993735 del
>>993732
Mints. 240 4g for $46.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.993736 del
>>993730
You are paying the piper.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.993737 del
>>993725
No he fucking isn't. I am going to rape his corpse if he dies. I am only a few doors down, in teh psych ward :)


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.993738 del
Might not be able to post again. Second iv thing going in


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.993739 del
>>993737
This is a dumb joke btw beau
Plz no ban. I ma fucked ont eh cider.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.993740 del
I love you all neets.
I am gonng to wank the dog :)


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.993741 del
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Big feed. snosages, mash and gravy with mustard and saurkraut.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.993742 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.993743 del
>>993738
Good luck NEET. You will be fine.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.993744 del
>>993741
Another good one.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.993745 del
>>993738
Hang in there NEET you'll be right.
has anyone got dibs on his kidneys yet?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.993746 del
>>993738
Looking forward to the update


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.993747 del
>>993746
They tried a turbo nose hose but i didn’t like it so went back to face mask. I might get transferred to a big city because they cant fix it


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.993748 del
>>993747
Have they said what's going on or are they still investigating?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.993749 del
>>993748
Did x ray earlier today. Most likely bronchitis and or asthma that activated because of bronchitis


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.993750 del
>>993749
Bloody hell, do what they say and get on the patches, I think your smoking days are done.
Good luck NEET.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.993751 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.993752 del
>>993747
All will be well NEET.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.993753 del
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NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.993754 del
The american nurse is young and hot. She came to do the thing and my fscewas 8 inches form her pussy


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.993755 del
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Nearly all Western media people consume, from daily news, music and slang to movies, television, book publishing and games, is created by an extremely small cabal of people who are overwhelmingly of a specific ethnic background. Unlike China, Japan or Korea, there is no real outlet for cultural creation for Western Europeans, it's all increasingly controlled by people who hate us and those people rape our brains and our culture from childhood.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.993756 del
>>993754
How are the sandwiches though? Do they have roast beef?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.993757 del
>>993756
His face was 8" from the nurses roast beef apparently.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.993758 del
Walked out on a BLT once. Lost my appetite


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.993759 del
I quite liked the food when I was in hospital.
It wasn't great but it was better than I expected.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.993760 del
On the way here i vomited out of my car and probably totally ruined it. I fell asleep a bit. No mention of tendies or roast beef sangas yet. I might be on a skellie diet in here


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.993761 del
>>993760
Ask about meals NEET. They forget sometimes that the patients need to eat and drink.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.993762 del
>>993708
Educational.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.993763 del
>>993738
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.993764 del
>>993760
You need Dr Zogbot.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.993765 del
Doodle pecker


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.993766 del
awake too early again


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.993767 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.993768 del
BUM BUM!! HAHAHAHAHAHA


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.993769 del
had some instant noodles for bed, going back to bed, need another 30 minutes or hour of sleep


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.993770 del
GM


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.993771 del


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.993772 del
>>993621
liver strokes? not looking forward to those..


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 21:23 [Preview] No.993773 del
Once when Possum was really angry he shouted "Oh fiddlesicks!" at me.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.993774 del
fiddlestcks
my keybord broken still


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.993775 del
Might fiddle with my stick


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.993776 del
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bekfast in bed. American nurse said we have 4 litre IV’s for people who are really fat and i laughed for like 10 minutes until later she declared she actually said some people are really fucked and try to die or something


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.993777 del
Don't like how our health services are wasted on people who dont need them.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.993778 del
5 litre IV, reporting in


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.993779 del
>>993778
Do we have any 7XL IV’s?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.993780 del
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>>993776
can I have a bit of your toast?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.993781 del
>>993780
I eated it


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.993782 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Bins got emptied and I'm feeling okay this morn. Might make some jam this weekend.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.993783 del
What's the consensus, NEETs: Was our only working refinery catching fire overnight a coincidence or something more sinister?


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.993784 del
>>993776
Glad you survived the night.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.993785 del
>>993783
Kike zog did it as always. Didn’t even know it happened yet


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.993786 del
gm neets, will get my shit together today, this time I mean it fr


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.993787 del
two bacon sammich down the hatch


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.993788 del
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>>993783
Mishaps do happen NEET, Its just the human factor i.e. bad decisions that turn them into massive explosions that take out 50% of national fuel production. It was probably the bad decision to diversify the workforce that made this disaster, think of it like our NEET with his pneumonia. His decision to smoke for 20 years turned a nasty cold into a helicopter flight to a big city ICU. Now everything is gonna fall apart in increasingly short order because stupidity gets leveraged. Welcome to the collapse.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.993789 del
is kermit the frog jewish? he looks jewish


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.993791 del
>>993776
Take a creepshot of the nurse.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.993792 del
>>993790
ABC doing its job of reporting racist social media.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.993793 del
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>>993785
Protip: Tell the nurse your hungry and she will get you a free sandwich or cup of jelly.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.993794 del
>>993789
He's a baptist.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.993795 del
>>993776
Looks like a good brekkie NEET. Do not let them IV shame you. If you need the 4L you need the 4L. Ask for a second sandwich.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.993796 del
>>993795
He's already cost the state over $2k.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.993797 del
>>993796
don't be a cunt


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.993798 del
>>993796
Kek
>he thinks thats what i’ve cost the state.
I’ve cost the state millions.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.993799 del
>>993797
Next you'll be complaining about the level of care.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.993800 del
>>993798
You're worth it NEET.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.993801 del
>>993790
>"Before you had to go out on the street to find racism — now it can just come straight to your house through this media"
Kek, home delivered racism.


NEET 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.993802 del
Might go out on the street and score some racism.
You holding Weber?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.993803 del
Destroy china nuclear fire !!!!!!!!!!
Bomb china!!!!
Burn china!!!
Slam dunk chinese babies into the garbage bin!!!!!
Take off into orbit and tactical nuke chinese invasion ships. It’s the only way to be sure


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.993804 del
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>>993802
yeah be there in a sec


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.993805 del
Old guy with parkinsons next to me sounds like he’s getting an unbelievable gobby


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.993806 del


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.993807 del
Had a dream about Hitler winning four gold medals in the olympics (including figure skating). I unironically love Hitler with religious meaning.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.993808 del
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NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.993811 del
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Still thinking about that Knickerbocker Sundae


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.993812 del
>>993811
get me one too please


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.993813 del
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>Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday.
>"You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.993814 del
Found a hundred dollars in my old pants. Was worth a lot more then :(


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.993815 del
>>993813
no cunt is gonna be flying nowhere with no airplane petrol for sale anywhere.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.993816 del
>>993814
Splurge time.
Zinger burgah for me please.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.993817 del
Might read the complete works of H. Rider Haggard


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.993818 del
I have put lamb shank, vegetable and pearl barley in the slow cooker.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.993819 del
>>993817
what did they write about?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.993820 del
>>993818
Sounds noice


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.993821 del
Might have a nap


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.993822 del
>>993818
corr, the barley is going to soak up all that juice, make sure you have mint sauce and maybe roast potatoes


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.993823 del
can't get going today, it's taken me until lunch time just to make coffee


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.993824 del
Would love some honey soy chicken


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.993825 del
>>993819
He was a 19th century adventure fiction writer, wrote about whitie whiting it up in deepest darkest africa, has now been cancelled because racism and colonialism.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.993826 del
>>993823
I always have my breakfast coffee at lunch time after I heat it up in the mike.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.993827 del
>>993826
Does mike not mind?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.993828 del
Severely woed


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.993829 del
>>993828
Have a dank


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.993830 del
>>993829
Who is looking after your tomatoes while you are in hospital, 10K?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.993831 del
>>993830
Wrong NEET I'm fine.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.993832 del
Dropped the glass jar of tea onto the glass basin full of water. Glass, tea and water everywhere.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.993833 del
>>993831
Thank god for that, but which NEET is in hospital?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.993834 del
>>993833
I’m boonglungs neet. Done huff too much sniff fucken aye.
Also >egg and mayo sandwhich


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.993835 del
>>993834
I havent had curried egg sandwiches for too long.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.993836 del
>>993832
A catastrophe. Be careful of the broken glass please.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.993837 del
>>993834
Oh sorry about that cuz. You should get the nice nurse to make you some more culturally appropriate food like witcheddy grubs and goanna burned in a fire.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.993838 del
>>993834
Hope you are starting to feel better.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.993839 del
All the other NEETs with the pumped up kicks better run from my gun.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.993840 del
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Might register my penis as a deadly weapon.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.993841 del
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Is vaping better for your lungs than darts?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.993842 del
>>993841
Yes but it's just as bad for your arteries and heart.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.993843 del
>>993841
It might harm you in different ways.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.993844 del
>>993841
Jke already answered that


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.993845 del
Just smoked a big joint at the river and got ambushed on the way back by the neighbour with a half hour conversation about the lawn.
He's a nice bloke but he does talk about lawn a lot.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.993846 del
>>993845
yeah, we've got some idiot on here who likes to ramble on about his tomatoes


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.993847 del
Water has gone under my lock box and deep into the pantry. Might as well mop the entire floor. Everything is wet and has to be removed elsewhere to dry. Big disaster.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:13 [Preview] No.993848 del
>>993845
How good is his lawn?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.993849 del
>>993847
Just flood the whole area and learn to scuba dive. The water will help preserve things from oxidation.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.993850 del
>>993848
It's really good, near perfect.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.993851 del
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NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.993852 del
>>993845
You are easy to talk to, a congenial NEET.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.993853 del
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Need a nap, but not tired enough. We need cruisey to read us a bedtime story.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.993854 del
>>993852
It's best to be friendly with neighbours when possible.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.993855 del
>>993850
I knew an older couple and they used to use a pair of scissors to do their edges.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.993856 del
>>993855
Bloody hell, that's dedication.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.993857 del
>>993849
kek. Good Pepe.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.993858 del
Chuck time


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.993859 del
>>993856
Sounds more like elderly retired boomers with nothing to do.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.993860 del
>>993858
Have a chuck


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.993861 del
>A former oil refinery safety manager says the type of fire that affected Viva's Geelong plant is extremely uncommon.
How incredibly unlucky that it struck during a fuel shortage crisis


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.993862 del
>>993859
yeah they were, when they moved the new people parked all over the lawn and basically killed it all.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.993863 del
>>993845
We can all relate to getting ambushed by a normie when stoned. They just talk but nothing they say makes sense. Maybe it never did.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.993864 del
Bsg is 84% downloaded.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.993865 del
>>993864
I tried to download weber once and it said torrent file size 84TB


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.993866 del
>>993862
Thats fucked. When I die i am gonna get all my stuff burned so retards cant put their dirty feet all over it and comment that some smart cunt did all this smick shit ay.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.993867 del
Getting along well with some of the nurses and doctors but im not a fag so i don’t care what dick havers think. I made some nurses laugh at my joke. Had like 5 coffees. The spaz quietened and the baby calmed or died thankfully. Maybe neet commune can just be an invasion of a hospital


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.993868 del
>>993865
I tried to download monk once but my antivirus said it wasn't safe.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.993869 del
> FREEMASONIC PRESENTATION ON SEMEN RETENTION
This should be good


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.993870 del
>>993868
Strongest strain ever detected


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.993871 del
Got upgraded to unsuit shitter with no baby and no 89 year old dementor coomer endlessly wanking


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.993872 del
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NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.993873 del
>>993872
looks quite lovely neet, what's that gray floor stuff called?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.993874 del
nap went longer than expected
kept adding time to my alarm every time motherbat woke me up with an inane sms


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.993875 del
>>993867
>5 coffees
no wonder you are feeling better


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.993876 del
>>993873
I don’t know? Plastic shit?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.993877 del
I hope boonglung neet got the nice nurse to put at least 5 sugars per cup of coffee she made him. Flexing on nurotypicals is part of being part of the aristocratic social class.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.993878 del
>>993871
>>993872
They have recognised you as a VIP NEET. Cruisey might have put in a call.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.993879 del
cruisey is a poo poo bum bum face


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.993880 del
have to get away from my computer but can't make myself


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.993881 del
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>>993878
>VIP NEET UNLOCKED


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.993882 del
>>993879
You wanna watch it NEET Cruiseys done time now he's a hard cunt he'll fuckin' bash ya


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.993883 del
>>993882
i'll rape his bumhole off!


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.993884 del
making chibs and chiggen salt for early dindins


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.993885 del
cracker snack


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.993886 del
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Might pimpslap one of you.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.993887 del
>>993741
Lovely.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.993888 del
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>pic related: din dins. plus OJ & caramel creme.
Before i left the said NEET was harrasing her but i didn’t catch who they were talking about. I don’t think i harrassed any nurses, only made clean jokes. There’s a new nurse and she’s nice


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NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.993890 del
>>993888
Geeze they barely cooked those


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.993891 del
>>993777
Wizzy he needs it!
Thanks for thinking of us Wizzy.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.993892 del
>>993890
Sick neets need easily digested tendies, not overdone.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.993893 del
>>993793
>japan_mogged.mp4
kek


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.993894 del


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.993895 del
>>993892
that's a fish fillet I reckon
no lemon wedge or salt and pepper in sight
disgusting treatment


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.993896 del
>>993849
Smart.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.993897 del
>>993889
You're living large NEET.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.993898 del
Bet Cruiseys banging the big titted prison psychologist on her desk right about now.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.993899 del
Beautiful, true American glory 😢
>Pete Hegseth was speaking at a worship service at the government complex when he read the prayer, as first reported by Word&Way.
>"The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men," Hegseth prayed.
>"Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
>"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee, and amen."
https://www.9news.com.au/world/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-bible-verse-pentagon-sermon-usa-politics-news/1ffd64d4-628f-49ec-be6f-51e32c83bfea


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.993900 del
there are coofers everywhere in the shops now, spreading diseases, flue is supposed to be bad this season, and covid is still around. Might start wearing a mask again, don't wanna end up in hospital out like boonglung neet.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.993901 del
(55.82 KB 651x600 trumpey-problem.jpg)


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.993902 del
>>993900
A mask sounds like a good idea NEET. But be careful with them as I remember a few NEETs were having issues breathing with them on at one stage.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.993903 del
>>993901
If only we knew...


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.993904 del
Reminds me of NEET Peek-a-boo


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.993905 del
>>993901
What was for breakie?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.993906 del
>>993905
Will there be bukkake tonight?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.993907 del
>>993904
That dude really is unsettling in a funny way. But probably just the lighting.

>>993905
Oemeletetete.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.993908 del
Seeing Sweetie tomorrow


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.993909 del
is matthew reilly worth reading?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.993910 del
>>993908
Please be safe on the road and maintain a reasonable 130km/h


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.993911 del
>>993908
Take her a treat.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.993912 del
>>993899
Those religions fundies in the worlds oldest civilization have been truly mogged by Ameriligion. Was that a Hollywood reference I heard?


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.993913 del
>>993900
Covid was never around, anon.


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.993914 del
might get warm and have oatmeal for tea


NEET 04/16/2026 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.993915 del
>>993907
>But probably just the lighting.
kek



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