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NEET General #971 - Discharge Edition NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No. 994053
Our thoughts are with our hospitalised NEET. We are hoping to celebrate his discharge with him soon.

Old thread: >>993035


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.994067 del
SA CRUISEY HAS A BAD ATTITUDE A


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.994068 del
That subway cost the tax payers $6,000


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.994069 del
>>994068
A drop in the bucket as far as UMM PTY NDIS fraud goes


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.994070 del
>>994069
Every hospital visit depletes the NDIS pool.
Keep mongs at home.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.994071 del
half a bottle of rum down
going to have a piss, a wet shave, and open some red
hostpital noot should ask the nurse for some wine


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.994072 del
>>994064
He sounds like a nice fella, but perhaps you feel like he did not show adequate respect for your shame.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.994073 del
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Might go to the party at that NEETs house. I will bring a big bottle of coke.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.994074 del
>>994059
What toy did you get?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.994075 del
>>994072
There wasn't shame. He overstepped. One joke maximum, he's not employed to be a comedian.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.994076 del
>>994074
Bowser from Mario. Gave it to the client. He had a sook because it wasn't some k-pop thing. I lectured him about the spice girls and women groups singing should only be listened to by women.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.994077 del
Not reqlly feeling any urges to smoke in hostible but it is veey boring with out the neets. I have a crush on caz and she’ll be back at 9pm i think


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.994078 del
>>994076
You messed up. He wanted the K-pop demon hunters.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.994079 del
>>994078
Fuck him, it was like $18. Started out with me buying him a choc bunny for helping me clean his room.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.994080 del
At the Colonel's drive thru they told me there would be a six minute wait for the wicked wings. Would I like to swap them out for something else or wait?

I told them to just cancel the order. Their six minute waits are usually about fifteen minutes.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.994081 del
>>994080
Who has the time these days? Busy neet lifestyle, important shitposting to do.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.994082 del
>>994081
My mental health can't handle six minutes of sitting in the car doing nothing. By the time the wings got there there could have been a full breakdown.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.994083 del
Had my shave. Went with the Proraso red suite of products (pre-shave, shave soap, and aftershave). Very sandlewood and shea butter areas.
Having a Reschke 'Rufus the Bull' cab sauv from the Coonawarra.
Rufus (Italian for red) was a beloved Hereford bull from the Reschke stud. Drunk with character, and overflowing with personality, he paraded poised and proud among the herd.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.994084 del
>>994079
how old is this mong?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.994085 del
>>994083
>he paraded poised and proud among the herd.
Sounds just like Cruisey!


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.994086 del
I want to buy some grog but my financial situation is precarious. I've spent about 120 on it in the last week.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.994087 del
>>994085
but he would only mount the dark coloured cows, leading to a race of inferior mule half breeds


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.994088 del
>>994086
You need to look up youtube channels that show you how to make cheap grog at home.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.994089 del
>>994086
Two days before Cenno drops I start buying booze using Paypal as the payment method. The processing delays basically allow 2 days of free booze.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.994090 del
>>994088
I always tell myself that this is the last time, and it never is.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.994091 del
>>994077
Get her to tuck you in.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.994092 del
>>994090
me every time I go to the shops for junk food


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.994093 del
Nuro stole my car keys and drunk drove to Dan Murphy's and KFC and god knows where else and later claimed he had exigent circumstances, once.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.994094 del
Fuck yeah doctor is gonna give me valium. Party mode boys


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.994095 del
>>994088
There's a britbong on YouTube who makes accessible brews in pet bottles with minimal stuff (dry yeast, sugar). Gets up to hard cider strength without the risks that trying to distill spirits comes with.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.994096 del
>>994094
Grab a couple for me please.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.994097 del
might become an influencer


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.994099 del
>>994094
got a box full of temazepam you can have, I hate them


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.994100 del
>>994076
> it wasn't some k-pop thing.
You know exactly what it is. It was written in your appeal >>992766


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.994101 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.994102 del
>>994101
'sup Big Fella


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.994103 del
>>994101
Wizzy was asking about this >>994000 before.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.994104 del
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>>994094
Its friday and that means penalty rates kick in, so I'm feeling in a generous party mood. Do me a favor though NEET and pump those numbers up on your resps and heart rate otherwise my boss will have to discharge you and my team will get an actual sick patient in your bed to ruin my day.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.994105 del
>>994104
Thanks Dr Zogbot.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.994106 del
>>994104
Thamks dr zoggy.
Feeling a bit chumpy


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.994107 del
>>994000
I think all board deletions are categorized as global actions despite regular users delete. But will look into it.

>>994103
Thanks.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.994108 del
>tfw that playstation rom you pirated 15 years ago and never tried doesn't work in your emulator


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.994109 del
Ye. If a user deletes his board it will be registered as global action in the logs.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.994110 del
>>994108
Get the weird girl to look at it.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.994111 del
>>994094
So, it is just hyperchondria?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.994112 del
Are there any good places to download playstation roms from? Asking for this cheapskate mate of mine who never pays for anything. Guy's been a parasite his whole life.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.994113 del
>>994112
All console games suck, and those which arent has pc version.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.994114 del
>>994111
He's a Cylon and vulnerable to some 15,000 year old pestilence


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.994115 del
>>994113
Sniper Elite V2 on PS3 was fucken sweet.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.994116 del
just remembered briefly pulling a crowd at the shooting gallery at Magic Mountain when I was 13 or 14


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.994117 del
>>994113
>>994115
I'm trying to play metal gear solid and persona.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.994118 del
>>994116
They thought you were Annie Oakley.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.994119 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.994120 del
Twerk on me you brap hog


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.994121 del
>>994115
Jewslop game


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.994122 del
>>994121
nuh uh idjeet


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.994123 del
>>994122
Good goy


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.994124 del
I thought MicroSlops monthly update bricked my machine. Kept restarting but it finally made it.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.994125 del
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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.994126 del
>>994125
Based.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.994127 del
>>994125
Lovely. Trendy dog.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.994128 del
>>994125
Is she cold?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.994129 del
>>994125
sweet as


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.994130 del
>>994128
She's losing weight in old age, lives by the sea front, and we are coming into autumn/winter.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.994131 del
>>994125
That looks comfy.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.994132 del
overnight is supposed to be 8 degrees tonight
so not super cold but cool enough for both the old birds


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.994133 del
Australian houses are very poorly heated too. Gets just as cold inside as outside.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.994134 del
all out of energy for the day, but it's far too early to go to bed


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.994135 del
>>994133
you'd think with all the asbestos in our homes we'd be warm and comfy


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.994136 del
>>994134
You look happy NEET.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.994137 del
>>994135
The people should rise up and demand free asbestos for everyone.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.994138 del
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How yellow is too mellow neets? I'm told not to flush the toilet everytime I pee, but does that mean I should leave it full of urine for up to 24 hours when I poo again?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.994139 del
>>994138
I flush once a day.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.994140 del
>>994138
Just piss in the shower like real neets do


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.994141 del
>>994140
not just piss


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.994142 del
>>994140
>>994141
Stomp the poo down the drain.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.994143 del
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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.994144 del
>>994142
And just piss into the air and step under it for a shower?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.994145 del
just heard on the news that
>a fecal smear
is enough to contaminate a spa


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.994146 del
Anal


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.994147 del
>>994146
No means yes


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.994148 del
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Its friday night in 2026 and there is no beer because of acute shortages since the refinery blew up. Having to make do with tea tree tea and emergency pixxa. Having to burn wood to keep my house above 25 degrees in this rainy and green hellscape. Running out of it and not sure my supplies will last until the year after next. Grim mood. Watching the end of Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1947) to distract myself from having to go to bed early.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.994149 del
Called into work when totally fucked, woe.
Soon to be unemployed again, long overdue


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.994150 del
Having a lie down. Should I do a fishing tomorrow?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.994151 del
>>994150
The jeet and chink already scoured the shore clean of marine life. Those fucks will use anything as an aprhodesiac.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.994152 del
Just remembered the big knights. Literally the most based show ever.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.994153 del
>>994125
What a derro, check her pockets for stolen power tools.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.994154 del
>>994134

I put some music on, feeling a bit more energetic now, someone please remind me next time I start whining.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.994155 del
>>994144
Keep stomping it down until it clears.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.994156 del
>>994149
Monk? No!


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.994157 del
>>994148
>Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Supposed to have been a major influence on the indiana jones movies


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.994158 del
>>994150
Yes. If the weather is okay.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.994159 del
>>994149
>Long overdue
Like 4 weeks or sumthin?


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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.994161 del
>>994145
Miss Cow got a herder to do her bed sheets then tried to blame him for putting shit through her washing machine.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.994162 del
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lol literally 4 or 5 days in office
apply for asylum here, shibs


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.994163 del
>>994160
Handsome fella


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.994164 del
>>994161
Actual shit?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.994165 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.994166 del
>>994162
What other collective has survived since before Rome?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.994167 del
>>994160
What compelled this lass to lift up her skirt and how can i get other women to lift up their skirts


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.994168 del
>>994160
That's a man.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.994169 del
>>994167
Japs are just different I think


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.994170 del
>>994167
>>994169
Some are, that one is staged.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.994171 del
Need wizzy to heal my boong lungs please wizzy


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.994172 del
>>994161
I cannot imagine what the poo stains on my underwear does to the machines at the laundromat


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.994173 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.994174 del
>>994148
>25 degrees
That's really high temp for heating.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.994175 del
The poo in the washy goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The poo in the washy goes round and round
Frooom NEETies bum!


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.994177 del
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Don’t feel too bad, hospitalNEET


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.994178 del
>>994148
Another good pixxa.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.994179 del
>>994150
Yes big fish tomorrow.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.994180 del
>>994149
Oh Monk.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.994181 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.994182 del
What's the Moofie tomorrow?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.994183 del
>>994182
I watched hail mary with the goose. It’s good


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.994184 del
>>994180
Monk needs to get on the dsp, while he figures things out.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.994185 del
>>994148
Looks dry


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.994186 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.994187 del
Put a sneaky slow cooker chicken cacciatore on in the bedroom. Hope I don’t trip over it in the night.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.994188 del
>>994187
Good luck 🙏


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.994189 del
>>994186
when are we streaming the new hp tv show with nigger snape?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.994190 del
>>994189
Good question. I wish I knew.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.994191 del
>>994187
Don’t need another 7L of cooker on the bed again


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.994192 del
>>994187
Breakky in bed.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.994193 del
>>994192
It may look like bukkake in bed soon.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.994194 del
might laser cut my own camo strips for a ghillie suit.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.994195 del
You're a nigger 'arry


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.994196 del
Is this that Tom fella?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.994197 del
On the McVities hobnobs.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.994198 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=29-O2Ie3J-s [Embed]

Cruisey I wanna go beneath the black pyramid. Take me there tomorrow.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.994199 del
>>994197
i just had some bread, cheese and hommus for my before bed snack. Realised I should've gone for banana and peanut butter instead. Oh well.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.994200 del
The IV is giving me pain now. This one must be for executives


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.994201 del
>>994200
That means your artery is fucked where it goes in. PULL OUT NOW NEET!


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.994202 del
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Going to bed. Bed time for me. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.994203 del
My left ear hurts Cruisey


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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.994205 del
>>994202
Good night.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.994206 del
>>994200
Tell a nurse NEET.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.994207 del
>>994201
>>994206
Nurse said that juice just stings. It’s finished now. Time for sleepy or maybe chat up nice nurse if I can think of an excuse to call her


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.994208 del
>>994207
Have a good sleep NEET.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.994209 del
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GN


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.994210 del
>>994207
She put orange juice in??


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.994211 del
>>994210
Sodium chloride 9% in IV. Orange juice in hands


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.994212 del
There is a crackhead loitering outside my house. I am monitoring the situation.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.994213 del
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I finished reading Hyperion but the plot did not resolve. It was just like a long introduction to the action but then the book ended before the action. I will have to read the sequel now to find out the truth behind the big mysteries.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.994214 del
>>994183
>hail mary with the goose.
Did you cry NEET? I had a couple of moments.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.994215 del
>>994212
Update


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The NEETs fell silent as Weber came onto the karaoke stage and began Sign of the Times by Harry Styles.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.994217 del
>>994215
He vanished from view four minutes ago. He may have been a ghost. A phantom menace.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.994218 del
Weber came onto the karioke stage once


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.994219 del
woke up after only a few hours sleep, woe


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>>994219
You are staying vigilant NEET.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.994221 del
Might came on weber on the karokay stage once


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.994222 del
>>994214
I got close


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.994223 del
I should have waited for those wicked wings.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.994224 del
Weber put hunny-mussy on the karaage once.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.994225 del
Weber spewed in my cruiseys motor karage once


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.994226 del
Weber thought a kabbage was a microphone and sang heart of glass by blondie into it in high heels and a red dress and an unamed NEET camed once


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:20 [Preview] No.994227 del
>>994225
Lucky there was a happy meal box handy.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.994228 del
trying to decide when madonna stopped being a star


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.994229 del
>>994228
late 90s I would say.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.994230 del
Intergestion


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.994231 del
She was still famous through that arc where she married the British director and made him get his knob circumcised to suit her seppo preferences. But she was on the slide to joke by then.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.994232 del
>>994230
One of Christopher Nolan's less well known films.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.994233 del
>>994232
i still feel let down by following


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.994234 del
gonna be even more let down by nigger helen


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.994235 del
>>994232
His first big film was Kino but was weirdly forgettable


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.994236 del
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laughing like a retard at this video


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.994237 del
I still haven't watched Tenet or Oppenheimer.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.994238 del
How did I get so fucked up? Also I want my comfy bean bag back, so I can fall asleep on it


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.994239 del
>>994238
NEET I keep telling you to get yourself a new bean bag. Get the best one they have.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.994240 del
At the NEET commune bean bags will be provided


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.994241 del
>>994240
The executive NEETs will fuse to them.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.994242 del
lots of slander overnight


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.994243 del
>>994242
There is no shame anymore


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.994244 del
There should be. Late night NEETs are numpties.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.994245 del
>>994244
Get your microphone and select the song.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:16 [Preview] No.994246 del
two eggs, two chiggen rissoles, two bacon, two toast for breakkayie


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.994247 del
>>994243
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.994248 del
>>994246
What about second breakfast?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.994249 del
>>994245
🎶 Life is a highway
and I have been pulled over
by the cops 🎶


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.994250 del
>>994248
haven't got that far yet


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NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:20 [Preview] No.994252 del
>>994246
Good spread.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.994253 del
>>994246
Better than a morning steak.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.994254 del
three oj, cup of tea


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.994255 del
>>994254
Proper hydration. You're ready to face the day.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.994256 del
Oxygen level goood enough. Mighr go back home today


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.994257 del
>>994256
That is good news NEET. What do they say caused the issue?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.994258 del
praise be


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.994259 del
Aldi "Bran and Sultanas" knock-off cereal for brekkie. They even use the same colour box.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.994260 del
>>994237
Tenet is good but the nigger main guy is ridiculous


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.994261 del
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Good Morning NEET Wizards and Warlocks


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.994263 del
>>994261
Good morning.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.994264 del
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Might write a game for the neo-geo


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.994265 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.994266 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.994267 del
>>994256
Stop off at Dans on the way home and get some medicine for your convalescence and ask the doctor how long before you can smoke again.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:43 [Preview] No.994268 del
>>994240
Just so


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.994269 del
>>994264
you should port gnu plus linux to it


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.994270 del
He really has become the first sword of braavos. I thought he was just joking.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.994271 del
>>994264
mate of mine had a sega. we played lion king and sonic on it


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.994272 del
We never had a console. My parents didn't approve. They were advocates of "fresh air".

I hired one from a video store for a few days once.


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.994273 del
>>994272
you dodged a bullet, my older cousins used to make fun of us and call us the "playstation generation". they were much more free and had way more fun and they were only 4 years older than me but it made a big difference


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.994274 del
>>994257
They said it was maybe a virus that got into my air ways and inflamed them. Don’t know how though and they said it wasn’t contagious


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.994275 del
>>994274
Were you smoking the black market tobacco?


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.994276 del


NEET 04/17/2026 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.994278 del
FFS


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.994279 del


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.994280 del
>>994273
yeah, I reckon computer addiction has fucked me and my life up badly


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.994281 del
>>994279
Walking past bakers delight the girl shouted “good morning chumpy!”
At Wohlers comfort eating now


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.994282 del
>>994281
She wants the chumpy D. Give it to her.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.994283 del


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.994284 del
>>994281
Nurses said chumpy is a nickname that inples well endowed


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.994285 del
>>994281
She wants your cream in her doughnut.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.994286 del
>>994256
Excellent, well recovered.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.994287 del
>>994280
yeah tbh. at least we have this


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.994289 del
I miss Nuro too sometimes.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.994292 del
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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.994293 del
>>994272
My parents bought a secondhand musuem piece instead of a nintendo. It was like a mattell console but not as good. Basically one step up from pong. I still played it a lot tho. Nuro who lived three doors down had a C64 then an amiga. Watching him play stuff was truly awe inspiring to me but he was like meh lets shoot some wildlife with my semi automatic 22 instead.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.994294 del
>>994281
Have a big hot mug of novi-chok for brekky number 2.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.994295 del
>>994293
I was so jealous of my mates amiga.
I had an atari 2600 and 8 game cartridges.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.994296 del
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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.994297 del
>>994295
one other mate had an atari AND his big brother was doing computers at uni. This is before you could goodle "how do load a game from a disk atari"


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.994298 del
This novi-chok has a gross milk skin on the top.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.994299 del
>>994297
We did get an old 286 ibm pc when I was 12, nobody in the house knew anything about computers and I learned to use it from a phone book sized manual.
It had a green and black monitor and a 12mg hd.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.994301 del
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>>994299
somehow i got into the mac stream, early macs were better than early pc's and copying games was no worries because it was before DRM got its shit together more than having a password you could just write on the 3.5 inch floppy lol.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.994304 del
>>994295
What games did you have neet?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.994305 del
Back at home now. I wonder if the subway is still good. 50/50 on having a smoke or giving them up forever


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.994306 del
>>994305
Treat yourself to a refreshing goon instead!


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.994307 del
>>994301
doesn't mean anything given polacks and any nigger or jeet who has been given citizenship in an eu country can still work there


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.994308 del
>>994305
give them up stupid


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.994309 del
Nuro had a playstation 5 years before sony released them to the public. The japs wouldn't make a move without consulting him on everything first. We used to go to his house after school and watch him play a pre-release of final fantasy 7 back when all you could get in the stores was final fantasy 2.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.994310 del
>>994305
Quit smoking you fucking retard.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.994311 del
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He not gonna give them up, is he?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.994312 del
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>>994311
He has obligations to be cool at all times.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.994313 del


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.994314 del
>>994313
I'd have accelerated to 160 and then stomped on the brake


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.994315 del
I want disposable vapes, I will send lewd photos as payment. Maybe ethos bum.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.994316 del
The communal washing machine here is broken again. Fuck my chudjak life.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.994317 del
>>994313
bit of dumb cunt on dumb cunt action


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.994318 del
>>994314
I'd have turned the engine off, locked the car down and sat there not making eye contact, undo the seat belt with the best weapon i could find in my hands. That probably would be my entrenching tool.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.994319 del
making jam

WHOAH BLACK BERRY
JAM A LAM


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.994320 del
I'm going to have a shower for the first time in a few days. Wish me luck.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.994321 del
>>994320
Good luck NEET. Maintain a good speed in there.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.994322 del
>>994320
Be careful in there.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.994323 del
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Big Goonafternoon Fella NEETs

YEEEEEEEERRRRRRAAAAAAAAAH


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.994324 del
one busted foofer valve and a cut on my thumb from some brass thread and she has new tap spindles and flanges and knobs and everything in her shower
some gypsy plumber featured on A Current Affair would have charged her $18k for that


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.994325 del
>>994323
Based.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.994326 del
>>994324
You did well NEET.

>a cut on my thumb
Did she kiss it better?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.994327 del
>>994326
she started to put a bandaid on and then admitted she couldn't see what she was doing and I finished the job


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.994328 del
>>994315
I offer buds for ethnic bum pics
>>994319
Kek
>>994320
Good luck


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.994329 del
>>994324
Good onya, well done.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.994330 del
>>994327
Poor bat, at least she tried.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.994331 del
>>994324
Well done.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.994332 del
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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.994333 del
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Cruisey I wanna go to the Theosophical Society's Esoteric Astrology Study Group next friday. Cruisey can you take me please. I wanna go!


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.994334 del
>>994325
BASADO!

In other news had the cops at my shop today. Some kids came in doubling on a Surron. They just wanted a tube. Reportedly they did a runner from some cops tha just happened to be in the estate on other business.
Cops came to my shop asking who they were and wanted the record of the electronic transaction to hunt them down with. Thing was I didn’t know who they were and they gave me 10 dolla cash for the tube. The cops flat out didn’t believe me stating “kids do not pay in cash”


Fuck sake don’t know why I even co-operate sometimes. Well maybe their grandpa gave at the caravan park gave them cash so they could fix his beach bike. It was a 26” tiube after all.

Also had another incident recently when someone one in a white Toyota AE86 was reportedly driving erratically around the estate. Who ever reported it mentioned specifically it came from my complex (it
Was actually my neighbor) they rocked up and saw my white lancia through the window and phoned me up when I riding about 20km south at the time and demanded I come in and surrender myself to police station immediately.


Sloppy job, extremely low effort detective work.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.994335 del
>>994334
Hi Nuro. Thanks for the update.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.994336 del
Might set the controls for the heart of the sun.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.994337 del
Cruisey I am getting Earth quake and associated notifications about Japan


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.994338 del
Going to have nap nap until dinner dins (roast lamb)


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.994339 del
Pigs wanted Nuro to narc out the skate park kids but he wouldn't do it so they tried to get him on fake driving charges.
Nuro is basically Batman at this stage.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.994340 del
din dins


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.994341 del
>>994339
I knew it!


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.994342 del
Webby, what is the best low calorie choice for cider?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.994343 del
>>994342
I know a girl that really likes Dickens cider.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.994344 del
>>994334
do you know anything about the lightweight tpu plastic inner tubes? i tried them on my downhiller and got a slow leak almost immediately but i think i pinched them with my tyre irons or possibly the reinforcement around the valve stem was insufficient


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.994345 del
I got some mercury hards. Standing in the chemist with them like a boong


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.994346 del
>>994345
You got some mercury hard ciders elsewhere and are now in the chemist?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.994347 del
>>994344
Lightweight tubes have nothing to do with it you may just be unlucky
-whenever you get a flat pump up the old one and find out what happened
-If it’s pinched you fucked up and dishwasher detergent on the bead will make it easier to fit in future
-If it keeps failing around the valve stem you need a new tire, the bead is old amd not hooking onto the rim, the tire is rotating and ripping the valve out and you need a new tire


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.994348 del
>>994334
Bullshit and I don't believe it.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.994349 del
>>994346
Yep. Now in the car, about to take off.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.994350 del
>>994319
Did that damn thing go wild?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.994351 del
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Something odd I've noticed, people seem to be wearing band tshirts less often than they did 20 years ago. Sometimes you see someone in a taylor swift concert tshirt, or a genx dude with a metallica tshirt, but that's it.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.994352 del
Might do a cheeky face and or cock reveal on the NEETs


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.994353 del
>>994313
The driver chick had the legal upper hand until she decided to drive away. She should have called the police and let the woman trash her car. Then sue her for damages. There were multiple cameras all over plus her own phone.
I understand it was stressful to her as well and not easy to calculate in such situation tho.
But if she got away with 6 months without licence, it's fine.
What happened to that tard?

>>994332
Cool slop. Would watch.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.994354 del
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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.994355 del
>>994237
Tenet only makes sense if you watch it backwards.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.994356 del
went out the bush to cut spars and there is this local i dont know in a jackeroo and he has to stop because i chucked all logs and spars on the road so i hail him and he waits for me and gets out and has a bottle of brand x vodka and i have a couple capfuls he carefully poured into the cap of my water bottle which he thought was a good idea and he says i have better gear than him and it was true he only had a flanny and a stihl on top of his pile of mossy and wet myrtyle basically rocking cop bait style as he drives off up the shitty gully road and probably through town past the cop shop and everything but i dont care out there we are all illegal so i throw him an illegal roman salute and come back after i fill a trash bag with some cunts empties probably his and walk home with one small spar and i still got a couple hours to de bark it and chop wood for tonight and cook lentils for tea and think about a creamy mushroom and cheexe omlette schnitxel


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.994357 del
Tiffin is so illegal that English grammar rules don't apply to his posts.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.994358 del


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.994359 del
Making cheese. The commune will have a full compliment of farm produce.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.994360 del
HP on tonight?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.994361 del
>>994356
Spaghetti story.

>>994360
I don't think I have anything new uploaded. So probably not. Perhaps next weekend.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.994362 del
Absolutely livid


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.994363 del
>>994362
Slow cooker spilled?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.994365 del
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Cruisey I want the kebab cake


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.994367 del
>>994342
low calorie booze basically means low alcohol booze
I cannot abide it
alcohol is second only to fat in terms of calories per gram, 7 kcal/g for alcohol vs 9 kcal/g for fat


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.994368 del
Nuro was the first batchelor in the entire County to obtain one of those newfangled Pianola automatic music uprights common enough nowadays and he even went as far to claim that the British piano rolls everyone else had were inferior to the Prussian ones he somehow obtained, once.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.994369 del
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The guy should have stopped the recording and smashed his fucking head in.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.994370 del
>>994359
My tomatoes will be ready soon.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.994371 del
>>994369
He needs UMM PTY LTD


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.994372 del
>>994351
half the ones you do see are being worn ironically (young girls in ramones tshirts) or fat blokes wearing the bands that Big W licensed for their $15 tshirts


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.994373 del
>>994369
That's fucked


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.994374 del
>>994373
yeah it has me het up


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.994375 del
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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.994376 del
I took acid last night and at one point I looked up and saw Cruisey flying above me with a trail of shiny crystals behind him.
It was Cruisey in the sky with diamonds


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.994377 del
>>994352
Cock reveal please.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.994378 del
>>994356
Living the lifestyle. Very good.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.994379 del
>>994376
Beautiful 😢


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.994380 del
>>994352
Elbow reveal please.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.994381 del
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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.994382 del
>>994381
Needs a trim.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.994383 del
>>994370
send some to me please


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.994384 del
It's disapointing


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.994385 del
>>994384
That's what she said


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.994386 del
Not sure if drinking is a bad idea after the hospital saga


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.994387 del
>>994386
You have to maintain your goon intake to sustain your hydration.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.994388 del
>Here's why alcohol is risky in your situation:It can lower your oxygen levels further. Alcohol acts as a mild respiratory depressant.
>It worsens airway inflammation and breathing control


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.994389 del
>>994388
But whisky is good for the heart and if your heart works better your respiration works easier.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.994390 del


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.994391 del
>>994390
leave the money in the usual spot alright Dan


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.994392 del
Are you cunts all the same 5 doll bludgers?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.994393 del
>>994392
*four (4) [fore]


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.994394 del
>>994392
are you new?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.994395 del
He smells .... unfamiliar


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.994396 del
>>994393
I enjoyed the specificity of this post. Thank you.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.994397 del
>>994324
Ouch, brass cuts are the worst and take longer to heal.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.994398 del
>>994392
Yes. We also have an on-website doctor.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.994399 del
Laptop has been hijacked again


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.994400 del
>>994393
Fuckin hell mate. You cunts know discord exists right?

>>994394
Yeah found the board through a mate on ark raiders. Figured I'll sticky beak


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.994401 del
>>994400
We do anonymous micro blogging themed with satire here


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.994402 del
>>994400
Discord is gay and unrealistic


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.994403 del
>>994400
Welcome.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.994404 del
>>994323
Based Beach Saturday


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.994405 del
I thought Cruisey had been telling his prison mates about the board


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.994406 del
>>994405
He's been open to new experiences too


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.994407 del
A sensible man would go and get another bottle before finishing the whisky.
I am not a sensible man.
I am a NEET.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.994408 del
>>994334
Lol rookie cops questioning Nuro.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.994409 del
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>>994400
Hey cuz.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.994410 del
>>994405
Speaking about old prison.

>be me
>garbo
>show up to about fella on ndis to collect his bin
>mfw no bin
>see abo fella on porch
>Oi cunt where's ya wheelie bin?
>where's I wheelie been?
>Yeah cunt
>I tell people I been to Darwin but I wheelie been to jail.


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>>994410
Xhortled


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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.994414 del
Some new level of roleplaying I see.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.994415 del
>>994414
I am an elf ranger


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.994416 del
>>994410
Is arc raiders worth it?


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Cheers.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.994418 del
>>994344
You can 3d print new innertubes for less than the cost of new ones. Even patches for punctured ones are more expensive than doing your own. Nuro 3d prints his own tyres sometimes.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.994419 del
>>994350
Jam is set, I have two kilos but have to finish the apricot jam first.


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>>994417
Cheers


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.994422 del
>>994419
Make some scones to put the jam on please.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.994423 del
>>994359
How the fuck are you making cheese? Are you making it from real cheese or somehting?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.994424 del
>>994422
How many scones would you need for 2kg of jam?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.994425 del
>>994419
If it is ready how that depends on the apricot.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.994426 del
>>994423
Many NEETs produce smegma


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.994427 del
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>>994424
There can never be enough.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.994428 del
>>994426
/ausneets/
/thesmegmafactory/


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.994429 del
>>994428
/premiumexportsmegma/


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.994430 del
>>994428
We could bottle it up and sell it at the local farmers markets.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.994431 del
>>994430
We should sell it to rich californians as organically produced NEET Cheese- no animals were involved in the making of this cheese


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.994432 del
>>994416
It's fucking good mate.
Had a team ahead of mine up near a matriarch. Sat there and watched them get thrashed by it.
The boys and I with free kits had them all angles covered and mobbed up.
Go in with finishers turns out the that team was a family. Father was abusing me on comms
>fuck you cunt! I just got off work, to play with me kids!
7 year old on the mic while sobbing
>I grinded so hard! Im only 7
I got up to the kid "you should have been aborted cunt" and finish him.
Should have shadow played that too. Hilarious shit.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.994433 del
Finished my whisky


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.994434 del
>>994432
You should play early 90's consoles and amigas like the cool NEETs here do.


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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.994436 del
>>994433
Whats next?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.994437 del
>>994436
Going to go and get more wkisky, chinkysatay chicken and some salt and vinegar chips.
I do like being 5 minute walk from the pub and the foodhaĺl.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.994438 del
>>994432
which one of the NEETs told you about this board?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.994439 del
>>994436
After that we booked it out of there. Problem with free kits is the weight limit. But got some good shit and ditched.

>>994438
Not gonna say the fella's name incase he doesn't want his user out on here.


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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.994441 del
>>994435
Now I want some Italian ayyy


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.994443 del
HORNSWOGGLE


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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.994445 del
>>994443
The Irish ruined this country.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.994446 del
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Supply'd


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.994447 del
>>994446
Looks like a bonza feed.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.994448 del
>>994444
Thanks Kekky


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.994449 del
>>994444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.994450 del
Wasted half the day trying to wash my clothes. I'm such an idiot.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.994451 del
Scored 1 kg of dried chickpeas for $2.50 at coles.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.994452 del
>>994444
Thanks wizzy.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.994453 del
>>994451
Well done NEET.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.994454 del
>>994446
nice feed


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.994455 del
on my fourth mercury hard
I have decided to limit myself to only five (5) per night, which works out to 10 (ten) standards per night. It is like a diet but for alcohol.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.994456 del
>>994455
Do you have more than 5?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.994457 del
>>994456
There were ten in the box.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.994459 del
>>994446
munchies grand feast


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.994460 del
Might just keep playing Far Cry 4 and drinking instead of getting my life back on track.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.994461 del
That chinky was good, fluffy rice, crisp veggie bits anx tasty chiggen.
>>994460
Sounds like a plan


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.994462 del
>>994455
Well restrained.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.994463 del
Dr internet says I may have Idiopathic hypersomnia.
Surely it is right about the idiot part.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.994464 del
>>994463
You need a better doctor like Dr Zogbot.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.994465 del
Made a suggestion on a gaming discord as a joke. Now somebody is taking it seriously.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.994466 del
might do some swears when you all fall asleep


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.994467 del
>>994463
Sounds painful.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.994468 del
>>994465
You're a bad neet.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.994469 del
>>994466
You better not.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.994470 del
>>994469
Heck time a thousand


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.994472 del
>>994471

Thats a big eyed cyborg.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.994473 del
>>994472
Imagine the feeling of nutting inside her grippy.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.994474 del
BUM BUM times 1,000,000 to the power of INFINITY!!


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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.994476 del
On the durgs and feeling drnuk listening to Rammstein


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.994477 del
>>994474
you need to ease back on the mercury hards


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.994478 del
>>994477
He's outvof control!


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.994479 del
>>994476
They had one good song but the video clip was horrible.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.994480 del
Might buy the same gun john wick uses


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.994481 del
>>994479
Which song?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.994483 del
Going to bed. I dont think if I finish watching 'The Order'' again, the good guys are gonna win this time. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.994484 del
>>994483
G'night NEET


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.994485 del
>>994483
Good night.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.994487 del
might go back to bed


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.994488 del
UMM PTY LTD must be worth heaps!
>‘$40,000, brand new, never used’: NDIS flippers flood Facebook Marketplace as crackdown looms
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/40000-brand-new-never-used-ndis-flippers-flood-facebook-marketplace-as-crackdown-looms/news-story/d3d082a1f00243886ce7c6b3b66ae3a6


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.994489 del
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>FBI’s Kash Patel denies excess drinking amid officials’ US security concerns
>>Agency director threatens to sue Atlantic for report citing allegations from two dozen current and former colleagues
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/18/fbi-kash-patel-excess-drinking


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.994490 del
Morning sars am horni


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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.994493 del
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This guy is going to lose his business like the Smerff Electrical guy did.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.994494 del
>>994492
Clogging is a human right.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.994495 del
>>994491
Helo bby rape you soon 😘


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.994497 del
>>994496
Meant for >>994495

>>994493
I was going to comment that it reminds me of Richard Pussy.


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NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.994499 del
Good Morning NEETs.
Frost outside and I'm out of crumpets, woe.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.994500 del
>>994498
He needs to fire his gun


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.994501 del
>>994499
GMN. Zip down to the shops and acquire some.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.994502 del
Doing a 💩 while she walks 🐕


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.994503 del
>>994502
I hope it flushes.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.994504 del
>>994492
We look forward to hearing about your exploits neet, or better yet, seeing them on the news.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.994505 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K_spBes60jM [Embed]


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.994506 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.994507 del
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gm neets, how many quiz questions did you get right?


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.994508 del
>>994507
GMN. Cruisey said I am not able to prize competitions anymore.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.994509 del
>>994502
All this time it was webby doing the emoticons! I should've known it.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.994510 del
>>994509
He far too whimsical for us.


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.994512 del
need another hour's sleep, can't get it, like always


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.994513 del
>>994509
i rarely use them
i also wasn't mercury cider noot last night


NEET 04/18/2026 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.994514 del
>>994513
The most important question is, did the smell reach her?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.994516 del
Cruisey I wanna smoke meth and go to the strip club and look at the boobies


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.994517 del
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We live in a simulation. I never see the neighbors bring in groceries


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.994518 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h5nGHobKVd8 [Embed]


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.994519 del
>>994517
Maybe they are vampires.


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Good Morning Everyone except fuckhead.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.994521 del
Cruisey theres a mouse in my kitchen


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.994522 del
Generated 2 seconds of Wan2.2 video in 2 hours


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.994523 del
>>994522
Is it porn?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.994524 del
>>994522
fucking hell that's pretty slow. what gpu is that on?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.994525 del
how can anybody pull their pud to AI or deepfake porn


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.994526 del
Main event next at Wrestlemania. Watching it with Cow


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.994527 del
>>994517
there are empty houses all around my neighbourhood, never seen anyone enter or leave them


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.994528 del
>>994526
You took him to Vegas?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.994529 del
No wonder Cruiseys in jail if he's been using NDIS money to take mongs to vegas


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.994530 del
>>994527
They only come out late at night.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.994531 del
>>994529
I can see all the mongs lined up on the machines like in a sweatshop following Cruiseys instructions.


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NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.994533 del
>>994531
Its not laundering, its petty fund allocation for participation in social and community activities to assist with the development of daily living skills.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.994534 del
Giving up on today neets. Just gonna binge on comfort food and watch youtube. Like my boy nuro says, just not doing it. Just not.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.994535 del
How do I sleep better neets?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.994536 del
>>994535
Exercise and or whisky and weed.
I've been told a clean conscience helps too.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.994537 del
>>994534
Get up and go outside for an hour and enjoy the warmth.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.994538 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.994539 del
apart from visiting motherbat haven't had any social interaction since march 9 2025


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.994540 del
>>994534
Based.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.994541 del
>>994539
what about the car club?
What about taking your neice out fishing?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.994542 del
>>994531
He is the don of the mong mafia. The mong godfather. The mongfather.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.994543 del
One time I didn't give one of Cruiseys posts a (you) once and when I awoke the next day there was a chicken head on the pillow next to me.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.994544 del
had beef noodles for breakfast, a ham and cheese toastie for second breakfast, a cream and jam eclair for elevenses and a pizza slice for loinch. Once my innards have recovered enough to accept yet more food I will buy a packet of arnots royal biscuits for afternoon tea.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.994545 del
>>994543
That means he loves you. Cruisey makes me get my own chicken heads.


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NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.994547 del
>>994544
Well feasted


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.994548 del
>>994531
>following Cruiseys instructions.
*following The System.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.994549 del
>>994535
half life of caffeine is 12 hours, which means it's only half processed by the liver and kidneys by the time you go to bed. next biggest thing is earthing, basically walk around barefoot like an abbo or buy a grounded bed sheet


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.994550 del
Now I'm wondering how much money he made off the Vegas mong herd system before they caught him.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.994551 del
Woman couldn't decide which petrol pump line to choose (i.e., the one on the left or the one of the right). I reversed in backwards to the pump and filled up. Almost, I mean almost scraped the car reversing out from the pump but caught it in time and reposition myself.

People are still lining up constantly to fill up. I miss the days of driving in, filling up and driving off with ease.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.994552 del
>>994551
you're a neet, go fill up late at night


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.994553 del
took some lobster pills after swearing never again. Can't think clearly now, can feel it impeding my mind


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.994554 del
>>994552
I was out and it was the best time, otherwise I would leave it until next time and I would've certainly filled up then.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.994555 del
>>994553
Be careful NEET, they work well but I always felt terrible afterwards.


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NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.994557 del
>>994550
>before they caught him.
He was detained in the USA?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.994558 del
Might start collecting antique chinese throwing knives.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.994559 del
>>994558
I hope you don't have any import issues like that other NEET did.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.994560 del
Bad dreams. Woe


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.994561 del
>>994557
Yeah, Cruisey is the real reason trump is angry at Australia.


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>>994549
> walk around barefoot like an abbo
soon as I finish my vb


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>>994561
Very interesting. I hope more details are available soon.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.994564 del
>>994556
This neet has had too many pills.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.994565 del
>>994562
Very interesting. I hope more details are available soon.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.994566 del
Bad dreams


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.994569 del
which star wars movies were worth seeing? I've only seen the original trilogy and phantom menace


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.994570 del
>>994569
original trilogy is gay xoomer lore, episode 1 was kino because of how much it enraged the xoomers and it also introduced pod racing and jjb


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.994571 del
>>994569
Other than the ones you have already seen, only Revenge of The Sith and Rogue One are worth watching.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.994572 del
>>994541
>what about the car club?
that was the last time I had anything to do with them


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.994573 del
Dealing with the Vietnamese shits


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.994574 del
>>994573
take my L1A1


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.994575 del
>>994572
You should go back.


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Buyed some things today and cruisey brought me some cash. Found this neat book on sale at the market.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.994577 del
>>994576
Looks like a nice handmade notebook NEET. Well done.
I don't want to know what you had to do to get Cruisey to part with that much cash.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.994578 del
>>994577
I meant evil cruisey. The good cruisey is still in jail because he got framed


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.994579 del
>>994576
>cruisey brought me some cash
What a kind act.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.994580 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.994581 del
>>994577
>handmade


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.994582 del
Peeling that cocoon. I am Bradfucking Dickey, a MOST beauteous entity. I am excited to show you my wings... soon!!


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.994583 del
>>994582
what the fuck!?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.994584 del
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>>994583
Work in progress


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>>994584
You've lost some weight neet since your last picture. Are you using a different linux distro?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.994586 del
>>994584
Looking good NEET. May I ask what accessories are you using though?


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>>994586
>>994585
New woman in my life, big changes ahead


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.994588 del
>>994587
Next TikTok when?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.994589 del
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Big Goon NEET Fellas

YERAAAWAAAAAWAAAAH


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.994590 del
>>994568
Why is fuckheads spam still polluting our pure temple of shitposts and racisms ?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.994591 del
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90 in 0 out
120 for suckisucki
Garn a wholesome rub now


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.994592 del
>>994591
Is that your jail cell?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.994593 del
>>994591
Sounds like a good day.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.994594 del
Need to go to coles but I got stoned and I can't be bothered


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.994595 del
My two regular wholesome rubbers were no good. One is not open, second is booked out.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.994596 del
>>994589
Based.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.994597 del
>>994591
You deserve it!


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.994598 del
>>994595
Time for an unwholesome rub then.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.994599 del
Going to stand up and do things now


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.994600 del
>>994598
Blow n Go?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.994601 del
Had a nap, feeling much better now. Convinced that 100% of my life problems are rooted in poor quality sleep.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.994602 del
>>994601
You're dreaming.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.994603 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.994604 del
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back from the bush with a full load of long and heavy spars to fill my hours with much debarking and honestly i dunno what i am gonna do with the biggest one i ever got by dragging it to the ute past tourists and some mong who only noticed me five meters away on the track when i just about clocked him with the spar on my shoulder which would have been even more illegal than hooking spars on basically the only park trail around so guess what thats where every cunt goes on a sunny day but whatever because i dont have to use the car and can get the rest walking out the back way maybe when its pissing with rain and everyone is inside or bypassing the place for the tourist traps

cursed normies damn near ruined my wood hooking sunday


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.994605 del
>>994591
So thats what a sin bin looks like, a real den of sleaze and moral grime. Appalling.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.994606 del
>>994605
I just went home afterwards. No wholesome rub.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.994607 del
>>994604
For what purpose?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.994608 del
>>994604
> long and heavy spars
Thats a telegraph pole.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.994609 del
>>994608
Some would call it a sex toy.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.994610 del
>>994608
I think he just likes saying spar a lot


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.994611 del
Went to an actual whorehouse first, sort of. Parked around the corner and theyre a few houses up. As I was walking, a junkie looking cunt walked past me. I gave him a nod. Then one house away, I looked behind me. He was coming back the way he came. Sketched me out so I went back to the car, then went to the tugger. I drove up the road and followed him first and watched him go into a house. Good bit because noone getting robbed out the front of a whorehouse will go to the cops.


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NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.994615 del
Possum and I sparred with spars in a spa once.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.994616 del
>>994610
Please spar us


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.994617 del
Started reading /AustralianNostalgia/ on reddit


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.994618 del
>>994617
We all thought it was shit back then.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.994619 del
>>994615
He said your spar was only 4 inches long, and in need of a very good wash.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.994620 del
>>994604
Well spar'd.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.994621 del
>>994611
You are too easily spooked.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.994622 del
>>994612
kek, based


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.994623 del
>>994619
He is a vulgar marsupial.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.994625 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.994626 del
>>994604
My suggestion is to leave out the embellishment of the illegal nature of your activity and the tourists part. Unless both completely fictional then it's okay.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.994627 del
One more wage for the day to go.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.994628 del
>>994627
Sunday is a day of rest you sinner


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.994629 del
>>994628
he takes saturdays off


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.994630 del
>>994629
Damn kike


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.994631 del
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I was worried that the stupid foid taking photos of the weeds at the side of the trail with her nonwhite BF looking sideways at me that she would just have to photograph this Aryan superman spar warrior doing bush man shit and post it on her insta for all her foid gaggle to write fan fiction where I merc their soy BF and drag them off to be raped in some hut with a fern and moss roof. Then that snowballs and suddenly the cops are looking for a serial rapist fitting my description. Legit wolf creek thoughts of pre emptive action for my safety go thru my head when I see unaccompanied foids on ill concieved jaunts in nature out where I go.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.994632 del
They're probably setting up a gofundme for a bob the builder outfit so this wild boy can really look the part.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.994633 del
Instead of buying a new expensive macbook, I might just buy an optiplex 7090 mini pc or whatever. Go back to daily driving loonix


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.994634 del
>>994632
5xl
he's a bit chonky


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.994635 del
>>994632
and organizing a bus tour so they can come down here an mob me and tear off my clothes like they're their grandmas at a beatles concert. This is why I run a doctrine of adaptive camo out here.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.994636 del
>>994631
Would watch this moofie


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.994637 del
Tiffo Creek.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.994638 del
>>994633
micro form factor pc's are the best but only like to run one monitor unless you get a really expensive one. I used optiplexes for ages and they are fine but you cant part out any of the boards or psu because its all propriatary.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.994639 del
>>994633
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.994640 del
Was out a the strip mall and saw cruisey, outside the tug shop, kek. He was acting all weird and didnt want to talk to me and then ran back to his car and sits in it for a bit, then gets out and then later I see him holding up traffic driving real slow as I go to my mates place to play tabletop warcraft. I was gonna get him to come along and we have mountain dew and crackers then order pizza for dinner. He missed out poor guy must be stressed.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.994641 del
>>994640
You did the right thing NEET.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.994642 del
>>994633
What do you use your pc for? Macs are so nice but you have to really pay for them


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.994643 del
>>994640
He was probably tired from working too much, next time just run over and sit in the passenger seat and say hi.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.994644 del
>>994643
And ask for $20 extra. He'll say no and kick you out if you ask for $50


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.994645 del
>>994629
Based kike


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.994647 del
close games of footy this arvo and last night


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.994648 del
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>>994604
>>994631

Nuro here. If you want upgrade your OPSEC or avoid any anxiety just wear a hi vis vest and/or say its for your sons boy scouts project. We had this awesome weekend challenge where we had to build a camp tent on a improvised platform 10ft of the ground and sleep in it and cook over night using nothing but those exact type of wooden poles and rope.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.994650 del
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NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.994652 del
>>994650
I like this meme


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.994653 del
>>994652
handsome fella


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.994654 del
wonder if arc raiders neet decided to stick around


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.994655 del
Tried to upload the video, but the board kills it at 1%
https://nitter.poast.org/Moonlighhy/status/2045443720883953811#m


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.994657 del
>>994656
get fucked


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.994658 del
>>994656
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.994660 del
>>994659
Fuck off igay. Kill yourself


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.994661 del
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>>994656
fucking ROFL
>>994657
>they hated jesus because something something....


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.994664 del
Tell us about the sex with Nuro


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.994665 del
>>994661
You just responded to igay trolling retard


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.994667 del
Was Nuro a sensitive lover or did he just pound you like a slampig?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.994669 del
>>994667
The destruction of his hole and psyche


NEET Board owner 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.994670 del
Igay is currently posting a lot for some reason. Nuro's posts earlier probably triggered his brain damage and anal trauma


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.994671 del
>>994670
>triggered his brain damage and anal trauma
A good stapler could fix both


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.994672 del
>>994671
Do you think a stapler will hold?
I was thinking maybe a nail gun.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.994673 del
>>994658
motherfucker did it


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.994674 del
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NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.994675 del
>>994673
He also wanted pudding. That made me proud.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.994676 del
I always imagine Weber as Winston Churchill.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.994677 del
>>994672
Why not both?


NEET Board owner 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.994678 del
>>994674
99% sure this is igay again


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.994680 del
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>>994676
I always imagine him as a fat version of michael douglas's character in falling down.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.994681 del
>>994648
I usually rock a set of overalls and button up tight to keep the badness out but i wear thru them and have to make new ones. I am modding a wool and nomex flight suit slowly but its a wierd shade of green and not great for blending in dispite the nutria brown patches on the legs and the hood i attached. I am thinking to make a set with nutria brown legs and special color flanno, like two tone green and black or grey tartan that way I can have the best of both worlds and look like a hillbilly as well as it being basically perfect for standoff camo in the treeline where I usually work. Was thinking i would go as far as extending the tartan top over my hips to mimic a untucked flanno. Overalls are the best I always used them since I was a kid and got my hands on SES surplus.
I only recently started sewing hoods on them which is a massive help to keep the continual rain of bark and tiny leaves out of your suit. I stepped up my game and now have a pattern for hoods i copied off a gorka pattern field jacket i also like to wear in the bush.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.994682 del
>>994678
if its a lame edit of a anincent meme or hastily downloaded image that adds a flat note to a lively banter, thats IGAY.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.994683 del
>>994658
That is a full on amount of food
And he looks like a skelly too


NEET Board owner 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.994684 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.994685 del
I wish I was real


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.994686 del
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>tfw real


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.994687 del
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Weber almost went Falling Down Mode once.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.994688 del
>>994686
You only imagine you're real.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.994689 del
>>994688
I might be really imagining it.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.994690 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.994691 del
If I'm not real then who is drinking my whisky?
Checkmate atheist


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.994692 del
>>994686
You didn't say NEET though... are you a wagie?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.994693 del
Cruisey I wanna go here


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.994694 del
>>994687
looks like its cnc milled and not forged. Would not purchase it for that reason. Also looks quite heavy and the point looks fragile. Nice blood gutter tho, i imagine it wouldnt get suction locked into a body when you stab them up to that hefty hilt.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.994696 del
>>994685
About as real as asthma.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.994697 del
>>994696
Based.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.994698 del
>>994691
It's ghost NEET.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.994699 del
fug, I am not or ever have been chink.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.994700 del
>>994696
I knew it! 😭


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.994701 del
>>994699
Hopefully you find a good, economical tugger


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.994702 del
>>994701
I might get chink rates.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.994703 del
>>994702
Exactly.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.994704 del
>>994692
I am not a wagie goshdarnit I am a true red blooded NEET.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.994705 del
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>>994704
> goshdarnit


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.994706 del
>>994702
Chinks don't like tugging chinks I thought


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.994707 del
>>994706
That explains why there is almost 1.5 billion of them.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.994708 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.994709 del
I've survived shits that would kill lesser men


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.994710 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.994711 del


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.994712 del
>>994709
You are the poo man, Goo goo g' joob


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.994713 del
>>994709
>Chux: For the poo life throws at you.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.994714 del
>>994711
A bygone relic of a cleaner purer age.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.994715 del
>>994713
POO FOR THE POO GOD
CHUX FOR THE CHUX THRONE


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.994716 del
>>994693
Should have turned into a papa guiseppe tok.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.994717 del
This new trend is bullshit Nuro was chiselling with scaf poles before it was cool.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.994719 del
tomatoes status?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.994720 del
>>994717
I'll turkey slap any NEET that wants it, just have to ask.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.994722 del
>>994718
kek that was a good one.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.994723 del
>>994717
>can even damage the brain
I don't think that's a danger for them.

>>994718
Papa Jewesspe.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.994724 del
>>994723
Did you also see >>994258


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.994725 del
>>994719
One more week, I'll start cutting them monday week.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.994726 del
>>994725
can i pay you for some please mate. i don't know where to get any


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.994727 del
>>994724
I did, thanks! It's a spicy one.
>lots of black pepper
Almost as good as hot paprika.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.994728 del
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>>994726
Have a chat when they're ready.
Been snipping a few skinnier branches.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.994729 del
>>994726
get some XMR, fire up a tor browser and buy your durgs off darkmatter.market


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.994730 del
>>994726
>>994728
I'm gonna have to start ban you for these. I'm serious.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.994731 del
>>994730
Seriously? I've been posting them for years and you've literally got durg dealing boards here.
I'll stop if you want though.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.994732 del
>>994731
There are no durg dealing boards.
There is a board dedicated talking about durg.s
We delete "durg deals".


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.994733 del
>>994732
Balls, there is dozens of durg boards here
What about the russian board on how to grow really shitty plants?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.994734 del
>>994733
>dozens
List them.
>russian
That's what I was talking about. As far as I can tell they don't talk about deals, so no business is conducted here. If there are please do tell because we delete those.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.994735 del
>>994732
You have some funny ideas, shiban. You are a admin on a free speech board but have no idea whats going on with most of them including ours and then get all excited over literally nothing.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.994736 del
>>994734
You don't delete the durg ads at all nearly all the boards have them in the top few threads, go and look right now.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.994737 del
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might go to bed, gn neets


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.994738 del
>>994737
I'll be in shortly.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.994739 del
>>994735
No, generally I don't have to know what people talk about because 99.9% of what's written is inconsequential. The major thing is cp and that's about it.
We also rely on user moderation and board staff who has to enforce global rules at minimum.
Well if you aren't comfortable on this site you are free to use a different one. In fact I'm suggesting for you to use a different one.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.994740 del
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>>994737
Good Night NEET.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.994741 del
>>994730
Oh cmon shibs he's only posting some leaves and plants it's not hurting anybody


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NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.994743 del
>>994741
They were talking about setting up a deal.
And similar happened repeatedly in the past week.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.994744 del
I'm not debating. I'm telling. I'll ban and delete further posts that's about making deals.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.994745 del
>>994744
Fuck you then shibs you on your period hypocrite cunt


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.994746 del
>Only the dreamer venoms all his days,
>Bearing more woe than all his sins deserve.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.994747 del
>>994737
Good night.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.994748 del
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Going to bed. Expecting Shiban to have deleted the board before I post again tomorrow. Bad NEETs dealing durgs and picking fights.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.994749 del
>>994748
Good night. Pidge is my plug I need this board.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.994750 del
>>994745
you can post them on my secret board


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.994751 del
For the last few months I've been throwing my washed clothes onto my bed rather than putting them away. I then sleep in a big pile of clean clothes, which for obvious reasons don't really remain clean.


NEET Board owner 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.994752 del
>>994743
>>994744
Calm down shiban it's only a bit of banter. none of the neets want to give away their home addresses so easily


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.994753 del
>>994751
>obvious reasons
The cooler weather should reduce your bodily fluids from leaking everywhere.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.994754 del
I'm happy to trade meff for time with Ryan.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.994755 del
>>994753
I wank in bed though and there is some white powder in the sheets from where birds have shat on my clothes on the line but I haven't noticed and thrown them on the bed.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.994760 del
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awake again neets, how do i get back to sleep?


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.994761 del
>>994760
Have a wank or a choof


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.994763 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.994764 del
Wash that smelly doodle, Weber.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.994765 del
>>994739
Puritan Shibs.
Just say No.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.994766 del
>>994764
He should maintain a good speed


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.994767 del
>>994748
It was always 10k. Nuro tried to warn us. Bet he leaked the duckboard too.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:26 [Preview] No.994768 del
Might become a follower of Graham Hancock, not for atlantis, but for the white supremacist subtext


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.994769 del
>>994768
He's a durggy sexpat with a cool cover story.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.994770 del
>>994767
>leaked the duck board
That was some random hacker, probably the one who did this https://endchan.org/operate/res/29851.html


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.994771 del
Good Morning NEETs.
Weird, healing dreams and a warm morning with Kookaburras and shit, moody.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.994772 del
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might go on japanese twitter


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.994776 del
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Goon Morning Fellas


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.994777 del
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>>994769
>sexpat
pics plz!


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.994778 del
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>>994772
>Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.994779 del
Loose nigger dogs roaming the neighbourhood again.


NEET 04/19/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.994781 del
>>994777
me in the green shirt with the beard


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:12 [Preview] No.994782 del
>>994781
Looking well neet.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.994783 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.994786 del
>>994778
I talked to Douglas Adams once, years before his death. He was a pretty cool guy.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.994787 del
>>994786
What did you talk to him about?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.994788 del
>>994786
I know his brother Bryan who used to tell me stories about what they got up to when they were kids.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.994789 del
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>>994772
see if you can find us some jap qts who love anime and unemployed, very slightly overweight white guys


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.994790 del
garn make a big batch of chicken cacciatori, many frozen feedpacks. Do neets have any suggestions on what special ingredients I should put in? Considering anchovies.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.994791 del
>>994790
>what special ingredients
You could try some chicken and see how that goes.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.994793 del
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NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.994795 del
>>994793
You are looking good NEET. Thick, solid, tight.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.994796 del
might watch The Interview with Hugo Weaving again.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.994797 del
>>994790
maggii


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.994798 del
I need to lose weight...right after I've finished this debauch


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.994799 del
>>994793
Wanna cuddle


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.994800 del
>>994787
Pink Floyd (Division Bell had just come out and I asked him if it was true about his suggesting the name). Hitchhiker's Guide of course, wish I had a copy so he could sign it. It was just a brief exchange.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.994801 del
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AfterNEET big fellas. And by looks of the last few posts I mean big. Well rounded and hyper dense. Circumferencially great. Gravity inducing even.

Quiet Monday day off. I am wasting it because my hairdresser is away in Melbourne and the tyre shop could not fit me in. How does $400 for two new 15inch van tires fitted sound to you guys ? I am a bit hmmmmm. Might drive to the povo tyre shop down south and get some lightly used ones for 250


Taking a photo from a wierd angle because there are some gay gays out of frame.

Nuro out


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.994802 del
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>>994801
>I mean big
Ausneets embiggens the skelliest of neets. Thank you for getting the van in order, we will need it for transporting the embiggened neets.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.994803 del
I suspect if I actually had to look at myself every day and take a picture I'd be so upset I'd be motivated to lose weight. Hiding in my room all the time helps me evade my problems.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.994804 del
>>994800
m8 that would've been 1994...


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:18 [Preview] No.994805 del
>>994804
We have venerable elder NEETs amongst us.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.994806 del
Feel like pure shit, just want the original unpatched ending of that one route in a 2004 Japan-only JRPG where the quiet healer sacrifices herself off-screen and it’s only implied through a missable item description


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.994807 del
I finished reading Hyperion's sequel. The mysteries were explained. I was mostly satisfied. It was pretty good.

There are two more books in the series. I will start the next one but may not finish it.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.994808 del
Having a pint at the local


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.994809 del
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>>994806
>iktf bro


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.994810 del
>>994807
>may not finish it
Son I am disappoint


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.994811 del
>>994807
The first book was better than the second. Providing answers was never as satisfying as setting up all the mysteries in the first place.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.994812 del
>>994808
I will join you when I am finished here.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.994813 del
>>994805
if you think about it, anyone under 60 could be considered young if you factor in a possible lifespan of 100. no point thinking you're old before you really are


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.994814 del
>>994811
Yes I agree. That is often the case. The Hierarchy series by James Islington is a big example of that recently. The questions were all much better than the answers.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.994815 del
>>994813
Given the demanding neet lifestyle most of uis will be lucky to reach 50.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.994816 del
>>994801
I thought you fixed them


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.994817 del
Bum hanging out, have to fist it back in


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.994818 del


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.994819 del
>>994817
That's normal NEET. I keep a traffic cone next to the toilet.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.994820 del
at the neet compound we will learn the true meaning of brotherhood, as each neet fists the bum of the man next to him


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.994821 del
Watchng youtube. Clicking thumbs down whenever a non-white or woman appears on the screen. Not down voting jews though, 'cos I'm not a hardcore bigot like the rest of you.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.994822 del
>>994801
dont get old tyres, Nuro. Check the numbers on the side that tell you when they were made. More than a couple of years and the rubber changes somehow. Gets hard and slippery i guess. Just 3d Print your own or buy the best.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.994823 del
Dairy acquired.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.994824 del
>>994801
looks windy


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.994825 del
>>994802
That van also has a tank of nitrous just like Nuro's


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.994826 del
At the pictures


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.994827 del
>>994826
What are you sitting through?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.994828 del
>>994827
Project Hail Mary
Popcorn and frozen coke zero 😁


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.994829 del
>>994828
Man that moofie is long and the bit at the end where he dies is really sad.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.994830 del
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>>994828
hope it's good neet, I haven't seen a new movie I've enjoyed in years


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.994832 del
kebab was closed. got chinky instead
>>994828
you're in for a treat NEET


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.994833 del
Might make a LLM, and set its alignment to chaotic evil


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.994834 del
What is the Cooper's Australian Lager like? I like the sparkling ale, pale ale, dark ale and stout. I haven't tried their pacific ale or mild ale.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.994835 del
>>994801
lol, broke nigger alert


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.994836 del
>>994793
Svelte.


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NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.994839 del
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Gooned Fela NEETs

Van was getting new tires so I rode in to beach like I used to before I came a completely lazy cunt. Feels comming back hard. I moved here after Easter 6 years ago and remember riding that EEB for the first time up here and feeling my life was going to change. Sun low in the sky, fresh south easterly starting to really howl. The last few weeks before you need jeans and end. Windbreaker. Absolute kino.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.994840 del
>>994830
I have been meaning ask how has the moofie nights been going ? Is WOMBO still back in town ? I was going to ask if we have all watched “Bad Lieutenant” with Harvey Keitel yet ? Keen to nominate tha one.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.994841 del
>>994839
>>994840
Well posted


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.994842 del
>>994801
Based.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.994843 del
>>994806
You look happy


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.994844 del
>>994839
Based.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.994845 del
Going to try to have a sober night. Should be doable.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.994846 del
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NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.994847 del
>>994839
Your life did change for the better Nuro, Its the world that let you down.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.994848 del


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.994849 del
>>994848
There was a photograph of what looked to be someone's motherbot that looked upset at the scene that wasn't include in that story. That made me sad.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.994850 del
>>994840
Projectionist neet went into seclusion and retirement, disgusted with how bad modern movies are and how disappointing old movies that won lots of oscars usually are too.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.994851 del
I took an unscheduled 4 hour nap. Slept on my arm. Feel awful now.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.994852 del
I may need to make a run to visit the Colonel to revive myself. Pop into woolies for something sweet too.
Who knew sleep could be this bad for you?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.994853 del
>>994852
Meth users are warriors for good. Sleep is the great evil.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.994854 del
I am waiting for it to get dark enough for me to be able to go out and check the letterbox without having to get changed into more suitable clothes.
The darkness will hide me. The NEET sloven outfit will pass in the murk.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.994855 del
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>>994852
One giant group feast for me please. And one for my waifu.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.994856 del
>>994854
I usually notice you coming and going.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.994857 del
>>994854
fuck what other people think about your outfit. strut your stuff. there is no shame anymore


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.994858 del
>>994857
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.994859 del
>>994855
>And one for my waifu.
She won't be your waifu long if you are letting other NEETs bring her group feasts.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.994860 del
>>994859
I lied, it's not really for my waifu


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.994861 del
>>994860
You are right not to let her get fat.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.994862 del
My hubris has expanded to blasphemy. I now truly believe any woman can just be mine if I choose them. This is not a joke, but you can laugh if you want.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.994863 del
>>994862
Just don't let them get fat. This NEET >>994861 was wise.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.994864 del
>>994862
Why do you not choose any women though NEET?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.994865 del
another quake in japan, let's hope for some good youtube footage this time


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.994866 del


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.994867 del
>>994865
The notifications worried me and made me think of Cruisey


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.994868 del


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.994869 del
>>994864
I can't make up my mind so i hit on all of them to see which ones i like


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.994870 del
>>994793
Rasberry


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.994871 del
>>994834
Pacific one is yuck and fruity


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.994872 del
>>994866
oriental art was the AI sloppe of its day. Waves dont look like that really and what are those nips in the stupid boats doing? praying to the emporor? pah! drivel.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.994874 del
>>994873
Is this oriental art?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.994875 del
>Long tremors that could rock high-rise buildings have been recorded in Tohoku. The Japan Meteorological Agency says "long-period ground motion" affects people on higher floors. A four-level scale ranks their intensity. Class 3 tremors were felt in Wakuya Town in Miyagi Prefecture and Yokote City in Akita Prefecture.
Are they going to be okay Cruisey?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.994876 del
>>994874
To some degree. Woman boss wrote
>He couldnt believe there was such a huge subwoofer speaker At the Canton Fair he saw the 32inch subwoofer speakers from our speaker factory subwoofer bassspeaker


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.994877 del
>>994875
Yokozunas ain't doing their jobs.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.994878 del


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.994879 del
Still thinking about drinking tonight.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.994881 del
Cruisey the tsunamis are coming for Japan


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.994882 del
>>994873
That is heaven.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.994883 del
>>994868
Seen an article on AlJazeera about how the Iranian lego propaganda campaign crushes what America is doing Trump's tweets and some old zionist reeeing in the old media.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.994884 del
>>994879
It's Friday night neet, let go and enjoy yourself.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.994885 del
Every night is Friday night.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.994886 del
>>994883
It's slopaganda as reported by CNN.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.994887 del
I visited the Colonel. 10 pack of Wicked Wings and 1 popcorn chicken go bucket down the hatch. Rio Punch monster for dessert. Big fat person lifestyle.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.994888 del
>>994887
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.994889 del
>>994888
I tell myself that but the shame oozes from every pore. The smell of it is on everything around me.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.994890 del
I am declaring Natural Confectionary SNAKES better than Allen's.
The declaration has been made. No further correspondence will be entered into.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.994891 del
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>>994887
You are living life to the finest neet. Enjoy every moment.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.994892 del
>>994886
And it crushes Trump's tweets and the old zionists on Fox.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.994893 del
Somehow I've wasted the entire day and have nothing to show for it except a pot of chicken caccioatori, and it's still not in feedpacks in the freexer yet.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.994894 del
>>994890
Fancy, Cashed up NEET.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.994895 del
And yes, the Iranian embassies are very busy posting these. Trump admin can't stand the barrage.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.994896 del
Cruisey I wanna go to Wet n Wild!


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.994897 del
>>994893
Thats not a wasted day neet, you did well.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.994898 del
>>994896
Cruisey I wanna go to


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.994899 del
Night.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.994900 del
>>994894
They were $3 a bag at Woolies. Good savings. I hunt the specials.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.994901 del
>>994893
>a pot of chicken caccioatori
You need to stop using the slow cooker in your bedroom NEET.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.994902 del
>>994891
I am experiencing pleasures the normies cannot even conceive.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.994903 del
>>994899
Good night Pidge. xx. Love you.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.994904 del
>>994899
Night.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.994905 del
>>994896
Be careful what you ask for NEET.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.994906 del
I think the acidity of the energy drink is counteracting the greasiness of the wicked wings. I think everything is going to be alright. I am doing chemistry here. If you get the inputs right you will be dropping turds of solid gold. Like the goose laying the golden eggs.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.994907 del
>>994906
Swallow a pack of litmus paper and see what colour your poo turns.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.994908 del
>>994907
>litmus paper
That's what I use to wipe.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.994909 del
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>>994889
You are marking your territory with kfc scented executive pore ooze. Ausneets is basically /obesity_bros_support/ at this stage. Perfection has been achieved.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.994910 del
Cruisey I wanna go to Tassie and get a job as a lumberjack like Tiffo!


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.994911 del
>>994910
Spars are a hobby for Tiffin, not a job. It is a lifestyle. You wouldn't understand.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.994912 del
>>994899
Night fella.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.994913 del
>>994910
Yoy couldn't handle it neet.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.994914 del
10K have you read the Malazan Book of the Fallen series?

I started gardens of the moon but I abandoned it about 20% of the way in. I was not liking it.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.994915 del
70s sci-fi was peak sci-fi. Ringworld and The Mote in God's Eye.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.994916 del
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I watched pic related. It got leaked months before its official release. Someone emailed it to the wrong person.
It was awful. The typical "if you kill your enemies they win" plotline. "Friends are your real family" Hollywood message. Quirk chungus "funny" banter between friends. Awful writing, maximum cringe.
Different voice actors for all the characters. No originals. Awful voice performance from Batista.
3.0/10


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.994917 del
>>994915
>The Mote in God's Eye.
I read that last year, as well as Lucifer's Hammer.

>Ringworld
I am not familiar with that one. I will look into it.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.994918 del
>>994915
>>994917
>Ringworld
I want to read that one for a while now.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.994919 del
I find I have to download 3 versions of every book I want from Anna's Archive because so many of the files are messed up in some way. I pick the most popular downloads and ones that look good with proper cover art etc but even those ones often have spelling and formatting errors throughout.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.994920 del
Wet and wild in Tassie.
Tree fort living.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.994921 del
>>994917
>Lucifer's Hammer
I like how lucifer's hammer has nigger gangbangers turn into roving cannibals after the apocalypse, niven and pournelle to the political correctness that started overwhelming america in the 60s and 70s.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.994922 del
getting incohrent, time for me to go to bed, goodnight neets


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.994923 del
>>994917
What did you think of The Mote in God's Eye?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.994924 del
>>994922
Good night NEET.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.994926 del
>>994923
I thought I read it but I looked it up and I haven't. I confused it with Rendezvous with Rama.
I have added it to my list and will let you know once I have read it.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.994928 del
Hit the wall. Yawning. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.994929 del
>>994928
Good night NEETo.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.994931 del
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I have got the bread dough proving overnight. I bought 15kg of flour earlier. The Wallaby was on special.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.994932 del
On the Hanson. On the Mmmbop. It holds up well.
Where's the Love, another banger.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.994933 del
>>994931
Will be extra puffy by morning


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.994934 del
>>994933
My exact body type.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.994935 del
Watching E1 of bumfights. I've remained sober for nearly 24 hours now. Might celebrate with some grog tomorrow.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.994936 del
https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1sq2ywl/help_i_was_sexually_assaulted_by_police_because/
>Kia Ora, I’m Samwise, a non-binary trans man in Aotearoa, looking for links to IRL supports from fellow kiwis after being the victim of a brutal attack by the NZ police.
>context warming for sexual assault, transphobia and the police, I don’t know how to hide text or whatever and am on a phone, sorry if this is formatted wrong, I have a concussion still.
>I had a mental health episode (chest dysphoria issues) on Tuesday night, but the police were sent because the ambulance person on the phone misgendered me so i yelled and swore at them then stormed out and went for a walk to calm down (I'm not usually someone who yells)
>because of that the police were called (and instead of helping me they took me to the cells and sexually assaulted me (while misgendering me. I think it was a hate crime/corrective rape???))) sorry i need help. this happened tuesday night/Wednesday morning so if this text is a mess Im sorry, I hope I’ve censored it. If anyone knows of any where I can go to for support, I’ve already reported the assault, and been seen by the doctors at the hospital.
>i have no idea how to censor the really awful stuff, I would if I could. please if you can help particularly if you are in the greater Wellington area and know of services. I’ve contacted the normal ones but im looking for trans help


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.994937 del
>>994935
>I've remained sober for nearly 24 hours now
You've done well NEET. Keep going.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.994939 del
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NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.994940 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.994941 del
>>994940
Kia Ora NEET.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.994942 del
>>994941
YOU WILL NOT CALL THE POLICE ON ME!


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.994943 del
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE!


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.994944 del
morning bros


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.994945 del


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.994946 del
wanna waddle to a bakery, get something yummy


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.994947 del
Mrog
Had two wanks reading about NextDc building a data centre in Sydney.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.994948 del
Cum smells like onions


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.994949 del
>>994931
>The Wallaby was on special.
let me know if they have any clearance sales on possums


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.994950 del
Want an update on his big puffy.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.994951 del
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NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.994952 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Started out in a good mood.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.994953 del
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Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler for yesterday


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.994954 del
>>994952
Good morning bud.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.994955 del
Can you use bakers yeast to make moonshine?


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.994956 del
>>994939
Thanks Trev.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.994957 del
>>994955
Yes, you can use baker's yeast to make moonshine. It is a common and affordable alternative to specialized distiller's yeasts, often favored by home distillers for its reliability and the unique flavor profile it can impart to spirits like rum and corn whiskey.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.994958 del
>>994957
enjoy methanol, it give your home brew a kick.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.994959 del
https://nitter.net/TomCotterillX/status/2046195278911275088
>SAS soldiers are resigning in significant numbers over fears they will be subjected to “witch hunts” by human-rights lawyers.

>Multiple sources have claimed that personnel from across 22 SAS, the Army’s most elite fighting force, have applied for premature voluntary release.

>The Telegraph is withholding the exact figure for security reasons. However, several SAS sources have described the recent losses as “significant” and a “threat to national security”.


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.994960 del
>>994959
Exactly to plan


NEET 04/20/2026 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.994961 del
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Would neets pay double for a white russian?


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NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.994964 del
Holy shit, just had this seriously hot hottie walk past my window. Need to find out if she lives in this building or was just visiting.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.994965 del
Shibs was probably right about the posts. Not wise to make those kinds of posts.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.994966 del
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NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:22 [Preview] No.994967 del
>>994965
Consult nuro about opsec.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.994968 del
>>994964
That was a man.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.994969 del
>>994965
Shiban is really Captain Blackbeard and cant stand competition.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.994970 del


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.994971 del
>>994970
Go for a swim


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.994972 del


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.994973 del
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Made a doom level. Played it and discovered I'd made all my doors too small to fit through.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.994974 del
>>994973
You should have got out the chainsaw and cut yourself in half.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.994975 del


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.994976 del
Cruisey I wanna be a youtuber, help me be a youtuber!


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 02:58 [Preview] No.994977 del
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This makes me sad. That statue misses his other.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.994978 del
>>994976
Wrap your neetstick in foil and shove it in a powerpoint and turn it on, you're sure to get many hundreds of views.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.994979 del
Tried to make an appointment with my gp, I have been placed on a waiting list to see her, they said it may be several weeks or more before I can get an appointment, so they tried to get me to see Dr Laghari who speaks Hindi, Punjabi, Saraiki, Sindhi, and Urdu. I said I'll wait.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.994980 del
Cruisey I wanna be a DJ like Nuro, you have to help me be a DJ like Nuro!


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.994981 del
Wwwwweber


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.994982 del
craving red meat, might get a pie or snosauge roll, what would you neets like?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.994983 del
>>994970
Based.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.994984 del
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Hi Cruisey, your client came in to see me today with electrocution burns to an appendage, apparrently it was part of some stunt for youtube, I saw the video he made it was pretty funny TBQH. I gotta say that this kid could be a high ratings star and I want in on that action. Coincidentally I just hired a media advisor and I want you to talk to him about scripting more of these mishaps only where at the end you come in to my clinic and I get the last third of the video. Make an appointment with me ASAP just so we have an understanding and I wont need to make a mandatory notification on anyone next time.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.994985 del
>>994965
Those were my fault. I wont make them anymore. It could get us into trouble


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.994986 del
>>994982
>pie
>saussage mince
This is more grey than red neat


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.994987 del
>>994982
One banana please.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.994988 del
>>994986
where can a guy get red meat takeaway in this day and age?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.994989 del
>>994988
I know a place


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.994990 del
Feel terrible. Gonna do something.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.994991 del
I am out of spars, going to the forest, you NEETs want any moss or mushrooms?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.994992 del
>>994991
30kg of magic mushrooms please
just kidding shiban please dont ban me


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.994993 del
>>994991
Grab me a half dozen red cap mushies please.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.994994 del
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Might become a navy seal


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.994995 del
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>>994994
Special forces?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.994996 del
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>>994995
KFC special forces.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.994997 del
>>994996
>why do you serve for KFC special forces?
<chiken burgah


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.994998 del
>>994978
Shocking.


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NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.995000 del
>>994979
Tab status: maintained.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.995001 del
>>994984
Thanks Dr Zogbot.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.995002 del


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.995003 del
Nuro what are your thoughts on the new logo?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.995004 del
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>>994943
That's how disabled are made.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.995005 del
>>994951
How has this turned out?
Looks pillowy and cloudlike.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.995006 del
>>994965
Just ban the fucking lot of them.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.995007 del
>>995006
I thought you smoked


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.995008 del
>>994984
Needs to get a non iodised titanium rod to not get burns. And gumboots on the floor.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.995009 del
>>995007
Whip this one first Shibs.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.995010 del
>>995008
Oh NOW you think about your poor mong's safety.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.995011 del
Thinking about Weber's low centre of gravity. Wondering if there is any NEET who could push him out of the sumo circle. I think he would win the tournament.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.995012 del
>>995006
>>995009
This NEET knows what they need!


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.995013 del
got a long spar I was saving and a short one for spare so i might have enough to finish the carport which is what i was saying to the guy up the road who was chopping wood and might take me out when he goes wood hooking for the old man down the road who is out of firewood already but this guy has to go and look after his new missus who hit a wombat and crashed her car in the valleys somewhere and was unconscious for hours before anyone stopped to find her there down in the gully in the dead of night so the story goes as i relate it to you and have my afternoon tea and go out in a minute to strip bark and cut the spars i got and fit them together


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.995014 del
>>995013
I didn't realise how prolific the Spar trade was


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.995015 del
/ausneets/ - spars to spare edition


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.995016 del
>>995014
Its a bit of a niche round here as every cunt wants bulk logs to burn or trade for weed/grog. The stuff I harvest is very hard and dense, I suspect its up there in density and fuel content. I dont burn much of it but probably will burn the offcuts when it dries out


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.995017 del
Some spars were faulty so I had to get spare spars.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.995018 del
>>995017
I usually inspect them in the forest and chuck the rotten ones


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.995019 del
>>995013
When you hit a wombat you should just keep going. It is the swerve that sends you into the gully.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.995020 del
>>995019
The wombat probably fucked the car, its like hitting a bollard. Its tragic that a wombat died, by the way.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.995021 del
>>995013
What are the spars for? are you making something out of them?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.995022 del
>>995020
>>995019
The wombat will be fine. Their hide is so tough it's used as tank armour by the military. Very hard to machine, takes weeks to cut with diamond tipped cnc mills.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.995023 del
>>995022
This is why wombo had to stop hosting womboflix. He had to attend to maintaining his hide


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.995024 del
>>995023
Cruisey should pay Monk to set up a new one. We could watch UMN PTY LTD branding advertisement before each moofie.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.995025 del
Finally got done the things I was supposed to have done by morning tea


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.995026 del
>>995025
You made a good start on your list for tomorrow.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.995027 del
>>995025
Well done NEET. Better late than never.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.995028 del
Saw an absolute derro this morning, outside of dan's around 9:30. Fat, middle age, balding, wearing trackies, had a wine bottle in one hand (no paper bag) and was picking his nose with the other. Had that walking stagger that showed he was either badly drunk or badly brain damaged. Which one of you was it?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.995029 del
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>>995028
>Which one of you was it?
You didn't even say hello.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.995030 del
>>995028
I didn't go to Dans today so it wasn't me.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.995031 del
Monk what are you spending your grand on?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.995032 del
Cruisey I wanna go to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.995033 del
>>995031
Mercury hards. 336 cans.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.995034 del
>>995033
Sleep tight.


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NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.995037 del
>>995036
We need a neet a castrated NEET wizard.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.995038 del


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.995039 del
>>995038
I remember when I got my motorbike license, the cop got me to ride up to the corner and come back again, that was it.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.995040 del
>>995035
There is something wrong with those two.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.995041 del
>>995039
You earned it!


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.995042 del
>>995040
They're a good Chancla substitute.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.995043 del
>>995040
I reckon they would be wild in bed.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.995044 del
Mate is in the psych ward, went there from detox. Didnt make it to the halfway house. Gonna get the story soon.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.995045 del
I miss Jenny


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.995046 del
>>995044
I hope he's okay.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.995047 del
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Feed time.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.995048 del
>>995047
classy feed


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.995049 del
>>995047
shef.
I had a steak for din dins too


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.995050 del
>>995047
jeeebus just go to the pub next time.....i bet you are that neet that complains about me ordering stuff medium well :|


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.995051 del
>>995050
Hmmm. A most unusual scent. Don't recognize this one


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.995052 del
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I wish someone would lock me up so I don't have to worry about anything.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.995053 del
>>995051
He needs to get back to reviewing >>995003


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.995054 del
>>995050
I like my cows still mooing when I eat them.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.995055 del
>>995052
There's always the option of going to the hospital to be looked after by QT nurses. I fucking love nurses.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.995056 del
>>995054
Cruisey? No!


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.995057 del
>>995052
But then you would worry when you dropped the soap in the showers.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.995058 del
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>>995051
who else posts steaks except me and tommy ?

also van got new non povvo tires. much better balanced, glad i went that way,..

passed out earlier, awake again, installing bryce3d with wine, wish me luck


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.995059 del
>>995056
Xhortled


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.995060 del
>>995057
Some of the NEETs like a bit of butt action. There is no shame anymore


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.995061 del
>>995060
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.995062 del


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.995063 del
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>>995060
Not when it's Bubba.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.995064 del
>>995058
Well tired.


×Quick Reply NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.995065 del
>>995058
Need consultation. I want to upgrade my car stereo with the works. One of the speakers are failing and I want to replace them anyway. Also I want to replace the head unit. Don't really want a subwoofer or amplifier. Any recommendations?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.995066 del
>>995065
I replaced my head unit and it was a freakin nightmare. I ended up taking it out and putting it back a dozen times and those wiring harness connectors really hurt your fingers. In the end it was some setting in the head unit program that fixed it. I also had to guess what color wires went where because most of them didnt match from the car to the head unit. It was a head unit specific to my car tool.


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NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.995068 del
>>994876
>put in car
>turn on music
>car launches off the ground


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.995069 del
>>995066
>freakin nightmare
Language!


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.995070 del
>>995058
Why do you want to get into computer games graphics modelling? all CAD programs have built in studios where you can make your model look like whatever you want.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.995071 del
>>995068
When nuro is your speaker wiring consultant, anything is possible. I took my old lotus in to nuro one time to get digital audio added, not only did he do that, but he made it the car a submarine convertible at no extra charge. Gave him a positive google review for that one.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.995072 del
>>995071
The NEET lore thickens


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.995073 del
Going to bed. Gonna get up early and get outside. 100% locked in this time. No sleep ins. No checking the gen or meme boards first thing. I am dynamic NEET. Good Night.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.995074 del
>>995073
Good night.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.995075 del
This batch of hobnobs taste burnt.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.995076 del
I hate everything. Good night neets.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.995077 del
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Night NEETs


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.995078 del
>>995076
Kia Ora, good night NEET.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.995079 del
>>995077
Good night.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.995083 del
My executive body is overheating from excessive food intake. I've had to put the air conditioner on.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.995084 del
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Meat sweats, sugar shakes, why do I do this to myself? Why can't I stop?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.995085 del
awake again, need to go back to sleep


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.995086 del
>>995084
You are living life to the full neet. Your internal organs the ones letting the team down.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.995087 del
>>995085
Good morning NEET. Good night NEET.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.995088 del
>>995086
>Your internal organs
They've ratted me out the dogs.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.995089 del
Lying there in agony, severe stomach pain from over-eating. Wondering if I should try to purge it back up or if it is too late.

What a life. I should be in an institution.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.995090 del
>>995083
what did you eat?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.995091 del
>>995089
have some water, do a little bit of stretching, help the food move on


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.995092 del
>>995090
A loaf of bread, a block of cheese, a packet of biscuits, lamb stew and rice, two bowls of cereal. There is probably more I can't remember.

>>995091
Thank you NEET. I am going to lie down again now.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.995094 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.995097 del
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Dynamic NEET reporting in.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.995098 del
morning bros


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.995099 del
Grab it with both hands.


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.995100 del
>>995092
what? in a week?


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.995101 del
>>995099
👆💯


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.995102 del


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.995103 del
Woed and stressed, might get some coconut ice cream


NEET 04/21/2026 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.995105 del
>>995103
While you're out grab me a six pack of Lamingtons please.


NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.995108 del
They still didn't have any more coconut ice cream for sale. Beginning to fear they've stopped making it. Very woe'd. Despair'd even.


NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.995109 del
>>995100
I don't get people who can binge on cereal, or even bread. For me it has to be something like cheesecake of kfc.


NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.995110 del
>>995109
Now I want a zinger burgah.


NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.995111 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE NEW CHOPPAH!!


NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.995112 del
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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.995113 del
NEW THREAD
>>995080
NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.995114 del
NEW THREAD
>>995080
NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.995115 del
NEW THREAD
>>995080
NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.995116 del
>>995112
Coming along nicely neet.


NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.995117 del
NEW THREAD
>>995080
NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
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NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.995118 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/22/2026 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.995119 del
NEW THREAD
>>995080
NEW THREAD
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