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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No. 991909
Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

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Edited last time by Shiban on 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:05.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.991910 del
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Better place, cruisey is now.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.991912 del
>>990831
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OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.991913 del
How did he know?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.991916 del
BEN ROBERTS-SMITH
BEST WAR HERO


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.991917 del
unc post


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.991919 del
DOLL CHAN
BEST CHAN
That autohide feature


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.991921 del
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991931 del
Tasmanian Salmon is acceptable and flavorful fish fillets but I know chefs who refuse to eat it, citing hormones and chemtrails and shit. It dont eat it because its expensive and too rich. At the end of the day its factory farmed meat. What do you want?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.991936 del
>>991931
>What do you want?
I wanna Cruisey to come home


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.991937 del
>>991923
Good thing you sent them to Nuro then.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.991939 del
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.991940 del
Might continue to weave through the two threads


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.991941 del
>>991909
Better this thread is
Posting here I will be.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991943 del
>>991940
Go post on the IGAy thread then.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991945 del
>>991943
I am lost without Cruisey


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991946 del
>>991936
Cruisey is home.
He is right where he belongs.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991947 del
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>>991943
Shitty soywars thread with pol memes.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991948 del
>>991945
He is still there in your heart NEET, with Possum and all of the lost NEETs.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991950 del
This is the best thread.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.991952 del
It gets really weird about new threads even by deranged poo eating standards.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.991953 del
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WE ABOUT TO LIFT OFF NEETS!
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>>991873


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.991954 del
>>991952
Tiffglow has been subsumed into The Nurg.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.991956 del
>>991948
❤️


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.991957 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-09/act-bruce-lehrmann-appeal-rejected-by-high-court/106546878

The AFP threw a lot of resources at investigating piggin's story, the trial going away was rather convenient for her I must say.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.991960 del
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THIS THRAD WILL BE BOMBED INTO OBLIVION SOON NEETS!
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.991963 del
Going to get some chinky I have a craving for chicken chow mein.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.991965 del
>>991892
Hence I will use the old chain, not the sports chain, to separate it and get it to the work area. No idea how I am going to shape it yet.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.991966 del
>>991963
I found a shop that sells bait sardines so now I can make deep fried sardines in batter. They cost more than Tasmanian Salmon tho.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.991968 del
All right. Fixed op.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.991969 del
>>991968
Looser, I see no change.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.991970 del
Yeah fuck that drooling retard thread off. Wear some rubber gloves when you delet that poxxed shit.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.991971 del
>>991968
Thank you. I was weaving too much


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.991975 del
>>991973
It's into the gape m8


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.991976 del
Here's a saved Olive from the bumped off thread.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.991977 del
>>991976
Handsome fella


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.991978 del
Cruisey I wanna order this when you're out


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.991979 del
>>991976
You are obscuring the real post.

WE SEE (YOU)
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.991980 del
The rape allegations got made because a security guard opened the door to the senators room and saw piggins naked on the couch. She was passed out from too much to drink. Piggins later called her friend who was a security guard when she woke up. The AFP sent three feds to Perth to chase up her claim that she bought a pregnancy test kit on a certain date, after the supposed event. They spend days following up but didnt confirm anything. Thats indicative of the level of seriousness they were at, with a rape supposedly happening in parliament house. Piggins also changed her story but I dont know the details, Bruce changed his but not as much I think. Its still 50/50 whether Brucey did the deed, but if he did then whatever, it's only rape when she's drunk and embarrassed and gonna get fired for doing a security breach by sleeping on her boss's couch at 2AM. Dunno how much sympathy I have for brucey but fuck piggins, I would have acquitted him because I loathe cunts like her so much.


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>>991979
What was this mysterious post the SO is covering up? I didn't click in time. It must have been a bombshell. Conspiracy to commit fraud.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.991982 del
>>991981
Mongping secrets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.991983 del
>>991980
Thinking about this is not healthy. You need to get depolfied. Seek therapy.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.991984 del
>>991983
I heard parts of the story first hand off someone who was on brucey's legal team


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.991985 del
Stupid fly xooming around my monitor


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.991987 del
>>991984
You gonna ramble on about how Hitler didn't shoot himself next?


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.991992 del
Wish I was a cylong


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.991993 del
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Cruisey I wanna watch this on womboflix tomorrow. Or at the cinema.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.991994 del
>>991993
They just want to bee themselves


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.991995 del
Two hot dogs with cheese and tomato sauce down the hatch.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.991996 del
>>991989
Slim.
He preserved all the extra chins tho.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.991997 del
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time for sleep


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.991998 del
>>991997
Good Night NEET. Me too.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.991999 del
>>991997
>>991998
Night fellas.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.992000 del
>>991996
Kept all his character


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.992001 del
Cruisey when you get to prison you have to find the biggest boong in the prison and it's up to you but you have to either bash him or have sex with him and then you'll be ok


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.992002 del
Achieved druk. 0.25. Sufficient.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.992003 del
>>992002
QuarterGoonNEET


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.992006 del
The wage beckons... A string wind blows


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.992007 del
morning neets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.992008 del
>>992006
Catch it!


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.992009 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.992010 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.992011 del
>>991946
So when is Cruisey is getting out?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.992012 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.992013 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.992014 del
harrumph


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.992015 del
might do a crime so I can look after Cruisey in prison


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.992016 del
>>992011
Just as soon as he cuts a deal to turn witness against ausneets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.992017 del
>>992016
might shank cruisey in the remand centre with a sharpened clogger


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.992018 del
>>992016
We need Nuro to dismiss the case.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.992019 del
>>992017
What if the smell reaches him first?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.992020 del
Got a 120km handy and blown while making work calls. Got a call about cow while fucking etho and went soft because herder started talking to me about him being constipated. We both laughed. Told me she went on a date with some fella. I gave her my blessings. She fed me chicken broth which was cute. Another 13hr wage day beckons.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.992021 del
>>992015
He already has a somalian cellmate, they have a wonderful relationship.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.992022 del
absolute shite on the youtubes today


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.992023 del
>>992020
She wanted you to get all jealous about the other guy, this was her signal that she wants you to pimp her like a cambodian village girl mail order slut. Get it together Cruisey, herder to pimp is your natural career progression.


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Good Morning NEETs. My hoodie has shrunk in the dryer


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.992026 del
>>992020
Beautiful.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.992028 del
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Might learn how to turn into a snake.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.992038 del
this is what not having breakkayie steak does to a mf


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.992043 del
>>992038
He needs a good steaking.


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.992047 del
>>992017
NEET Cluedo


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.992050 del
You really are completely fucked in the head


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.992051 del
get your shit together xesty and mods


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.992055 del
Cruisey I wanna be pimped out!


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.992057 del
Fuckwit is salty that his cringe thread got squashed last night.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.992059 del
First patch on the canoe hull went really well. I prepared the base to be really smooth and taped the fabric down tight and it just werked. Gonna cut off the excess and start the next patch. It'll probably take ten sessions before its ready to paint. Probably will paint it dark grey and brown in a blur pattern. Encouraged.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.992062 del
>>992045
would.
fukken sick and not the good kind. have to go shopping today


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.992067 del
went to the bank and got some green cordial


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.992068 del
>>992067
Nice, Mumsies old credit union used to have a cafe bar and I got a hot chocolate there and it was too hot to drink, once.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.992069 del
>>992068
i got the cordial at the supermarket afterward
already dranked a litre of mixed up cordial water
back when I had some decent savings the bank would offer me a cup of tea
now i'm a povo scumbag they don't do that


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.992070 del
>>992069
Poor neets cant even afford fixxy cordial they have to take it flat.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.992071 del
>>992067
Went to coles to do some shopping for some healthy food for my new healthy life. Somehow a bunch of discount easter eggs fell into my shopping bags. Eating rocky road now. New diet and new life off to a rocky road start.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.992072 del
You cant get green cordial from a bank.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.992073 del
>>992071
it doesn't help the easter eggs are now 800% cheaper than they were a week ago


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.992074 del
>>992073
They're 30% off. Not even a real discount.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.992075 del
>>992074
oh somobody postted a picture on reddit adelaide showing $8 eggs now $1.xx


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.992076 del
>>992071
> eggs fell into my shopping bags
Hmmmmmm


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.992077 del
>>992076
It happens, I frequently accidently go to the bottlo.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.992078 del
>>992070
I go around and open up all the fixxy drinks and drink the fixx out of them, put the lid back on and put them baxck on the shelf, no one has ever noticed.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.992079 del
>>992072
A NEET should ask to confirm


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.992080 del
YouTube is actually dogshit


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NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.992082 del
Can of baked beans and two slices of toast for lunch.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.992083 del
had some chiggen noodles for lonch


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.992085 del
>>992082
>>992083
we're lonch bros


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.992086 del
Just had toast with coffee for brekky.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.992088 del
>>992082
Well beaned


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.992089 del
public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.992090 del
contemplating a few glasses of wine


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.992091 del
>>992090
too early


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.992092 del
>>992090
Seven (7) is the recommended serving sixe.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.992093 del
>>992091
I start my day before most of you.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.992094 del
>>992092
I think the bottle contains 8.4 or 8.6


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.992095 del
>>992094
It'd be silly to leave that last drink in there, wasteful even.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.992096 del
waiting until 12:00PM in the afternoon because that NEET shamed me


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.992097 del
>>992096
But there is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.992098 del
>>992096
Was the wine good?


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.992099 del
>>992097
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.992100 del
>>992098
The Potts Family
Bleasdale
Est 1850
Mulberry Tree
Cabernet Sauvignon
2023
Longhorne Creek South Australia

Yes, it is.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.992101 del
>>992100
I went to school with a jason potts.
He was a bit of a fuckwit.


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There’s a story in every glass



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