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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No. 991909
Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

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Edited last time by Shiban on 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:05.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.991910 del
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Better place, cruisey is now.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.991912 del
>>990831
>>990831
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>>990831
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.991913 del
How did he know?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.991916 del
BEN ROBERTS-SMITH
BEST WAR HERO


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.991917 del
unc post


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.991919 del
DOLL CHAN
BEST CHAN
That autohide feature


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.991921 del
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991931 del
Tasmanian Salmon is acceptable and flavorful fish fillets but I know chefs who refuse to eat it, citing hormones and chemtrails and shit. It dont eat it because its expensive and too rich. At the end of the day its factory farmed meat. What do you want?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.991936 del
>>991931
>What do you want?
I wanna Cruisey to come home


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.991937 del
>>991923
Good thing you sent them to Nuro then.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.991939 del
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.991940 del
Might continue to weave through the two threads


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.991941 del
>>991909
Better this thread is
Posting here I will be.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991943 del
>>991940
Go post on the IGAy thread then.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991945 del
>>991943
I am lost without Cruisey


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991946 del
>>991936
Cruisey is home.
He is right where he belongs.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991947 del
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>>991943
Shitty soywars thread with pol memes.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991948 del
>>991945
He is still there in your heart NEET, with Possum and all of the lost NEETs.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991950 del
This is the best thread.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.991952 del
It gets really weird about new threads even by deranged poo eating standards.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.991953 del
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WE ABOUT TO LIFT OFF NEETS!
>>991873
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>>991873


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.991954 del
>>991952
Tiffglow has been subsumed into The Nurg.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.991956 del
>>991948
❤️


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.991957 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-09/act-bruce-lehrmann-appeal-rejected-by-high-court/106546878

The AFP threw a lot of resources at investigating piggin's story, the trial going away was rather convenient for her I must say.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.991960 del
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THIS THRAD WILL BE BOMBED INTO OBLIVION SOON NEETS!
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>>991873


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.991963 del
Going to get some chinky I have a craving for chicken chow mein.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.991965 del
>>991892
Hence I will use the old chain, not the sports chain, to separate it and get it to the work area. No idea how I am going to shape it yet.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.991966 del
>>991963
I found a shop that sells bait sardines so now I can make deep fried sardines in batter. They cost more than Tasmanian Salmon tho.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.991968 del
All right. Fixed op.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.991969 del
>>991968
Looser, I see no change.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.991970 del
Yeah fuck that drooling retard thread off. Wear some rubber gloves when you delet that poxxed shit.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.991971 del
>>991968
Thank you. I was weaving too much


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.991975 del
>>991973
It's into the gape m8


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.991976 del
Here's a saved Olive from the bumped off thread.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.991977 del
>>991976
Handsome fella


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.991978 del
Cruisey I wanna order this when you're out


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.991979 del
>>991976
You are obscuring the real post.

WE SEE (YOU)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.991980 del
The rape allegations got made because a security guard opened the door to the senators room and saw piggins naked on the couch. She was passed out from too much to drink. Piggins later called her friend who was a security guard when she woke up. The AFP sent three feds to Perth to chase up her claim that she bought a pregnancy test kit on a certain date, after the supposed event. They spend days following up but didnt confirm anything. Thats indicative of the level of seriousness they were at, with a rape supposedly happening in parliament house. Piggins also changed her story but I dont know the details, Bruce changed his but not as much I think. Its still 50/50 whether Brucey did the deed, but if he did then whatever, it's only rape when she's drunk and embarrassed and gonna get fired for doing a security breach by sleeping on her boss's couch at 2AM. Dunno how much sympathy I have for brucey but fuck piggins, I would have acquitted him because I loathe cunts like her so much.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.991981 del
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>>991979
What was this mysterious post the SO is covering up? I didn't click in time. It must have been a bombshell. Conspiracy to commit fraud.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.991982 del
>>991981
Mongping secrets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.991983 del
>>991980
Thinking about this is not healthy. You need to get depolfied. Seek therapy.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.991984 del
>>991983
I heard parts of the story first hand off someone who was on brucey's legal team


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.991985 del
Stupid fly xooming around my monitor


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.991986 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.991987 del
>>991984
You gonna ramble on about how Hitler didn't shoot himself next?


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.991992 del
Wish I was a cylong


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.991993 del
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Cruisey I wanna watch this on womboflix tomorrow. Or at the cinema.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.991994 del
>>991993
They just want to bee themselves


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.991995 del
Two hot dogs with cheese and tomato sauce down the hatch.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.991996 del
>>991989
Slim.
He preserved all the extra chins tho.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.991997 del
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time for sleep


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.991998 del
>>991997
Good Night NEET. Me too.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.991999 del
>>991997
>>991998
Night fellas.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.992000 del
>>991996
Kept all his character


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.992001 del
Cruisey when you get to prison you have to find the biggest boong in the prison and it's up to you but you have to either bash him or have sex with him and then you'll be ok


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.992002 del
Achieved druk. 0.25. Sufficient.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.992003 del
>>992002
QuarterGoonNEET


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.992004 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.992005 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.992006 del
The wage beckons... A string wind blows


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.992007 del
morning neets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.992008 del
>>992006
Catch it!


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.992009 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.992010 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.992011 del
>>991946
So when is Cruisey is getting out?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.992012 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.992013 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.992014 del
harrumph


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.992015 del
might do a crime so I can look after Cruisey in prison


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.992016 del
>>992011
Just as soon as he cuts a deal to turn witness against ausneets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.992017 del
>>992016
might shank cruisey in the remand centre with a sharpened clogger


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.992018 del
>>992016
We need Nuro to dismiss the case.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.992019 del
>>992017
What if the smell reaches him first?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.992020 del
Got a 120km handy and blown while making work calls. Got a call about cow while fucking etho and went soft because herder started talking to me about him being constipated. We both laughed. Told me she went on a date with some fella. I gave her my blessings. She fed me chicken broth which was cute. Another 13hr wage day beckons.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.992021 del
>>992015
He already has a somalian cellmate, they have a wonderful relationship.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.992022 del
absolute shite on the youtubes today


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.992023 del
>>992020
She wanted you to get all jealous about the other guy, this was her signal that she wants you to pimp her like a cambodian village girl mail order slut. Get it together Cruisey, herder to pimp is your natural career progression.


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Good Morning NEETs. My hoodie has shrunk in the dryer


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.992026 del
>>992020
Beautiful.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.992028 del
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Might learn how to turn into a snake.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.992038 del
this is what not having breakkayie steak does to a mf


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.992043 del
>>992038
He needs a good steaking.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.992045 del


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.992047 del
>>992017
NEET Cluedo


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.992050 del
You really are completely fucked in the head


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.992051 del
get your shit together xesty and mods


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.992055 del
Cruisey I wanna be pimped out!


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.992057 del
Fuckwit is salty that his cringe thread got squashed last night.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.992059 del
First patch on the canoe hull went really well. I prepared the base to be really smooth and taped the fabric down tight and it just werked. Gonna cut off the excess and start the next patch. It'll probably take ten sessions before its ready to paint. Probably will paint it dark grey and brown in a blur pattern. Encouraged.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.992062 del
>>992045
would.
fukken sick and not the good kind. have to go shopping today


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.992067 del
went to the bank and got some green cordial


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.992068 del
>>992067
Nice, Mumsies old credit union used to have a cafe bar and I got a hot chocolate there and it was too hot to drink, once.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.992069 del
>>992068
i got the cordial at the supermarket afterward
already dranked a litre of mixed up cordial water
back when I had some decent savings the bank would offer me a cup of tea
now i'm a povo scumbag they don't do that


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.992070 del
>>992069
Poor neets cant even afford fixxy cordial they have to take it flat.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.992071 del
>>992067
Went to coles to do some shopping for some healthy food for my new healthy life. Somehow a bunch of discount easter eggs fell into my shopping bags. Eating rocky road now. New diet and new life off to a rocky road start.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.992072 del
You cant get green cordial from a bank.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.992073 del
>>992071
it doesn't help the easter eggs are now 800% cheaper than they were a week ago


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.992074 del
>>992073
They're 30% off. Not even a real discount.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.992075 del
>>992074
oh somobody postted a picture on reddit adelaide showing $8 eggs now $1.xx


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.992076 del
>>992071
> eggs fell into my shopping bags
Hmmmmmm


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.992077 del
>>992076
It happens, I frequently accidently go to the bottlo.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.992078 del
>>992070
I go around and open up all the fixxy drinks and drink the fixx out of them, put the lid back on and put them baxck on the shelf, no one has ever noticed.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.992079 del
>>992072
A NEET should ask to confirm


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.992080 del
YouTube is actually dogshit


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NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.992082 del
Can of baked beans and two slices of toast for lunch.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.992083 del
had some chiggen noodles for lonch


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.992085 del
>>992082
>>992083
we're lonch bros


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.992086 del
Just had toast with coffee for brekky.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.992088 del
>>992082
Well beaned


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.992089 del
public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.992090 del
contemplating a few glasses of wine


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.992091 del
>>992090
too early


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.992092 del
>>992090
Seven (7) is the recommended serving sixe.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.992093 del
>>992091
I start my day before most of you.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.992094 del
>>992092
I think the bottle contains 8.4 or 8.6


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.992095 del
>>992094
It'd be silly to leave that last drink in there, wasteful even.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.992096 del
waiting until 12:00PM in the afternoon because that NEET shamed me


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.992097 del
>>992096
But there is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.992098 del
>>992096
Was the wine good?


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.992099 del
>>992097
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.992100 del
>>992098
The Potts Family
Bleasdale
Est 1850
Mulberry Tree
Cabernet Sauvignon
2023
Longhorne Creek South Australia

Yes, it is.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.992101 del
>>992100
I went to school with a jason potts.
He was a bit of a fuckwit.


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There’s a story in every glass


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>>992102
I like to say "There are stories in every glass that become poetry after your glasses become bottles". I have many stories in my cellars, come on down and I'll grant you a 4% discount if you can recite a short sonnet that rhymes with "orange".


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.992104 del
>>992103
You’re an evil man, Dan.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.992106 del
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Dans word is law, but he follows the rules to decide it, and before you ask, no you cant see the rules.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.992107 del
Too gooned to do anything today


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.992108 del
Gonna finish all my easter eggs right now. That way I can make a fresh start tomorrow. It makes sense.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.992109 del
>>992103
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.992110 del


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.992111 del
Wanting to chuck it in early.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.992112 del
>>992111
Chux it in early then.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.992113 del
>>992111
You can't, I forbid it.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.992114 del
Stuck it out, now I'm gonna chux it in.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.992116 del
>says he has a 13 hour day ahead
>knocks off after 7.5 hours
He's management alright.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.992117 del
>>992116
He's worth every cent.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.992119 del
I wonder how Monk will celebrate another week done.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.992120 del
>>992116
Im barely half way now. Another meeting then 6hr shift.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.992121 del
>>992119
Drink goon, glass barbie, beat the misso and then unprotected sex with a tasmanian transvestite in a train station toilet.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.992122 del
>>992121
Could be comfy ngl


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.992123 del
>>992120
Ah, sorry wrong NEET
I slandered you unfairly.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.992124 del
>>992120
You need another moderate speed blow job.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.992125 del
>>992121
For cruisey that's just a standard morning at the office.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.992126 del
>>992120
You work too much.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.992127 del
>>992126
He needs to delegate more
I could take over the meth blaxin' for him


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.992128 del
>tfw hit by 2 (two) word filters at once


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.992129 del
>>992118
Too sweet
Get the blue strongbow hard ciders


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.992130 del
Contemplating debauchery.
Was gonna wait till the kiwi gets back but not sure now.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.992131 del
Fucked up and have no money. Supposed to be savings but 300$ is in limbo between banks. Almost no food. Sick as a dog. No toilet paper. Might be allergic to beans.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.992132 del
>>992130
Have a small debauch


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.992133 del
>>992132
5' tall whore?


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.992134 del
>>992004
Not bad.
One nuance is missing: he can't stop the war because he don't have control over the Yahoo.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.992135 del
>>992051
Volunteer.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.992136 del
>>992134
I think the last one mentioned the spell book and the Yahoo, but it would be better in the current one


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.992137 del
Nobody washes their space cumdies in BSG


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.992138 del
>>992137
Imagine having the bunk next to Starbuck.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.992139 del
>>992138
She’s the worst. She’s always doing sex so she would stink like Cruisey’s car boot


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.992140 del
Kiwi fruit kiwi fruit
Cruisey has a smelly boot


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.992141 del
Watching movie


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.992142 del
>>992141
Wot wun


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.992144 del
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tfw sick


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.992145 del
>>992142
Mind your own business


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.992146 del
>>992144
Drink some ribena


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.992147 del
>>992144
Bed rest, fluids (nice mint tea with honey and lemon), vit C and D.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.992148 del
>>992131
beans cooked under 100 degrees are toxic


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.992149 del
Cruisey still has 3 hours of work left


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.992150 del
>>992149
He needs another moderate speed blowjob


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.992151 del
>>992150
I think he marches into the morning meetings half erect with fresh cunny grool dribbling off his face to completely mog the other mongherds.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.992152 del
Still can't decided whether to get some cider or not for tonight.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.992153 del
>>992151
Hot!

I expect nothing less from our glorious Mongping


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.992154 del
>>992124
Got one. Had a break between that and this one. Went for a drive in ghe hills while she rubbed my balls and then pulled up for a quickie but had a potential spectator that made us stay in the car. Going there afterwards.
I've never met someone who likes rough head. I was munging on her clit like it was fat on a lamb chop. Used teeth and she liked it. ²


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.992156 del


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.992157 del
>>992154
Take a picture of her arse for us please.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.992158 del
>>992152
Wait till tomorrow.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.992159 del
>>992157
Wait till tomorrow.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.992160 del
>rough head
Go to a hairdresser


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.992161 del
Still watching the last season of Vikings and it's decent but rather boring.
Ragnars sons keep looking like they're gonna kill each other but never do.
Lagatha died and one whole episode was her funeral, I fell asleep.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.992162 del
>>992154
Another beautiful post.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.992163 del
>>992160
rub, tug and trim


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.992164 del
>>992154
> like it was fat on a lamb chop
Imagine the crackling.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.992165 del
Watching The Killing fields 1984. The other vietnam war moofie.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.992166 del
>>992165
Chuck Norris and Stallone should do a buddy vietnam movie. One where they win.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.992167 del
>>992162
Discussions of Webby not changing his underwear for 6 months were less vile than hearing about this south asian monkey woman.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.992168 del
>>992167
Has the ethicity of the ethnic been established?
Her arse may give us a clue.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.992169 del
>>992167
>not changing his underwear for 6 months
Nothing Chux can't fix.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.992170 del
>>992168
>Her arse may give us a clue.
👆💯


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.992171 del
>>992167
> not changing his underwear
Thats why I don't wear any, I just let my trackie pants soak up the juices.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.992172 del
>>992171
Smart. You are wise beyond your years.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.992173 del
>>992171
Real NEETs dont wear underpants


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.992174 del
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>>992171
>tfw you become one with the track pants


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.992175 del
>>992170
Too much, has a tattoo on it.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.992176 del
>>992167
I share this sentiment.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.992177 del
>>992175
Cover them with your NEET stick


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.992178 del
>>992175
Kiwi whores arse has a paw print on it.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.992179 del
I wonder what Nuro is up to


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.992180 del
>>992177
He could jixx on the tattoo first


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.992181 del
>>992179
kek that was like the keystone cops


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.992182 del
Is HP on tomorrow evening at 19:00 PM in the evening?


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.992183 del
>>992180
👆💯


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.992184 del
>>992182
It's on at 7am in the evening


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.992185 del
>>992182
No, in the morning.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.992186 del
>>992179
That guy deserved to get away


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.992187 del
>>992177
I pulled out, jixxed, then stuck it back in. She smiled and made a 'joke' about me trying to knock her up.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.992188 del


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.992189 del
Bet the tattoo says Property of UMM Pty Ltd


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.992190 del
I went out with the chainsaw and cut the double stump in half. It was really blunt and the wood was hard as hell. I managed to cut two slots into the smaller one for splitting wedges tomorrow but now I dont think it will split at the bole end. Dunno what I am gonna do to carve it down. I might have to make a chopping platform out of two logs and shape it with my adxe. It was raining and cold. Got the fire going and might read a book I neglected for moofies.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.992191 del
>>992190
Good work on the Stumussy


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.992192 del
>>992189
He's living his best life. He needs to clearly mark his property


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.992193 del
Should bought garlic bread bought powdered milk


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.992194 del
>>992190
Dont use a chainsaw in the rain. You should get one of those tattoos on your arse too.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.992195 del
Footy is excellent. Woggies and dockers in the rain.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.992196 del
>>992195
Roof seal


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.992197 del
>>992194
We will need to review it to ensure it was done correctly


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.992198 del
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NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.992199 del
>>992196
Belxona to the rescue.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.992200 del
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Might fight some goblins


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.992201 del
Might have a choof and a whisky and some chips and watch Vikings


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.992202 del
>>992200
I always imagine IGAY as a goblin.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.992203 del
>>992200
That picture was from the old redbox basic d&d set.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.992204 del
>>992202
I imagine him as gollum but with leprosy


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.992205 del
>>992203
Can't sneak anything past some neets.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.992206 del
>>992204
Lol he sure is a warty toad.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.992207 del


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.992208 del
I might go get that cider despite neets saying I shouldn't.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.992209 del
>>992208
Treat yourself NEET. What could go wrong.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.992210 del
>>992208
Do it NEET it's friday
>>992209
The cider could be booby trapped


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.992211 del
>>992203
I remember seeing it, a long long time ago.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.992212 del
>>992208
You deserve it king.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.992213 del
>>992211
I think they had a solo adventure to teach you the basic rules and it was in that


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.992214 del
Thinking about tiff using a chainsaw like a hammer.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.992215 del
Shibs salivated while watcing the belxona mixing once.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.992216 del
>>992213
They did indeed.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.992217 del
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I should be able to make one of these out where the fall was. I think I should be able to make that work with the adxe


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.992218 del
>>992217
>chop firewood to sixe
Alternatively: use a saw.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.992219 del
Fugg I just hit the wall. Cant read anymore and Im too tired to take bait from shiban. Im going to bed. Good NIght NEETs.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.992220 del
Running out of money. Fug.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.992221 del
>>992220
Aquire more money


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.992222 del
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QUADS AN ALLA NEETS GETTA BIFDUR WIT A TADDOO ONNA HER ARSE


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.992223 del
>>992222
Thanks Wixxy!


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.992224 del
>>992222
Good one cux


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.992225 del
X


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.992226 del
x


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.992227 del
Is manuka honey any good or is it just another meme flavour like lamington chips?


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.992229 del
>>992227
It's got at least 83mg of methylglyoxal per kilogram.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.992230 del
Watching The Fast and the Furious (2001).


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.992231 del
>>992230
Terrible movie, but the sequels were even worse.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.992232 del
Cruisey you can stop work now


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.992233 del
Gonna get it together tomorrow neets. Will sort my life out properly.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.992234 del
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why don't you, get a haircut and get a real job?


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.992235 del
>>992227
Sounds like it's just honey.

>>992231
This.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.992236 del
>>992227
Tastes like shit. I'm not a fan.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.992237 del
>>992232
Still got a bit more too go. Client just blew a fuse or something. Got to sort that out. He has extensions and adaptors all over the place.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.992238 del
I don't want shit flavoured honey


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.992239 del
>>992231
I'm fifteen minutes in. It is like a catalogue of cliches.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.992240 del
ALERT!!!
See pee attack!


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.992241 del
I saw a pee attack once.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.992242 del
It was horrible


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.992243 del
Thousands of Europes finest young men just lying there dead in pools of pee


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.992244 del
Apparently it's just a normal tuesday night in Paris though


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.992245 del
Might start an agroforestry podcast


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.992246 del
>>992245
Is that where you get angry at trees?
You could have Tiffy as a guest speaker.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.992248 del
>>992240
Thanks. I think we squashed it.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.992249 del
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>tfw you finished the last of the whisky and you thijk fuck it I'll get another bottle and the bottlo shut 5 minutes ago


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.992252 del
woke up from nightmares, woe, or maybe all my dreams are nightmares and I just woke up randomly


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.992253 del
>>992249
I hope you went to sleep immediately, rather than sat with the slow sobering.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.992254 del
Did hard fucking.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.992255 del
Had early breakfast, hopefully a full stomach will help me sleep


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.992256 del
Neets all on the piss tonight.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.992257 del
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>>992182
Sure.
Moofies won't like this one tho.

>>992185
Actually this.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.992258 del
>>992222
Thanks Wixxy.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.992259 del
>>992257
Great. Someone will have to Send Help for him


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.992260 del
>>992143
No. Too sweet.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.992261 del
>>992169
During daylight hours, my arse is probably the cleanest of any of you.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.992262 del
>>992178
That means she fucks dogs.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.992263 del
Good morning neets. Gonna get it together today.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.992264 del
>>992261
You should submit this customer feedback to Chux. I was reading on Reddit that brands like customer engagement. They might send you some free Chux.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.992265 del
>>992263
GMN. Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.992266 del
>>992222
Thanks Wixxy.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.992267 del
>>992231
I thought taking a car into space was very realistic.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.992268 del
>Racism erupts after Melbourne announces Little India plans, but some Indians say it will build connection
>>"Initiatives for the Indian community like this inevitably become the subject of 'jokes' about curry and the smell," she told the ABC.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-10/little-india-cultural-precinct-melbourne-indian-community/106541164


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.992269 del
The Fat Orange Mondstar is not happy
>In a 485-word Truth Social post, Trump on Thursday railed against Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones, accusing them of having “low IQs” and of operating “third rate podcasts.
https://deadline.com/2026/04/trump-tucker-carlson-megyn-kelly-iran-war-1236786114/


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.992270 del
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NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.992271 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Sleeping in isnt real.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.992272 del
>>992271
GMN. That's a good shitter. It would fall out of me there.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.992273 del
>>992257
You should put moofies on he likes then.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.992274 del
It's falling out of me rn


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.992275 del
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pixxa night tonight


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.992277 del
>>992275
An XL Pepperoni for me please.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.992279 del
I'm going to go see my only friend.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.992281 del
>>992279
have fun
one more than I have


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.992282 del
woolies couldn't make a drier lamington if they tried


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.992283 del
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>>992279
Possums count as friends tho.


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>>992283
And dinos


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VATANSEVER DEMOKRAT IS COMING!! NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.992288 del
I’m posting this through a triple-layered weird VPN. I don’t have much time before the "boxkurtlar" trace the packet. If you’re reading this, your mind hasn't been "re-indexed" yet.
I was taken during a routine "Shift" change in a coastal city. They didn't ask for my passport; they scanned my orbital bone structure and my pulse. They said my "Source Code" was corrupted by "Latin sentimentality." I was tagged with a cold iron plate around my neck and thrown into a "Stasis Wagon"—a cage on rails that felt like it was designed by a clockmaker from the 1800s but powered by something nuclear.
We crossed into the Caucasus under a sky that never turns blue. It’s a permanent, artificial violet haxe.
I was processed in Arslankale. I saw the Asena Division there—women in those terrifying 1930s French Gendarme uniforms, their faces as motionless as porcelain. They don't speak; they just tap on glass tablets. If your data turns red, you’re "extracted."
I was sent to Floor 101 of the Tower of Thulé.
They call it the "Sanatorium," but it’s a meat-grinder for the soul. The architecture is a nightmare—obsidian concrete molded into sharp, gothic spires that seem to slice the clouds. Inside, everything is white tile and blinding blue surgical light. You lose your sense of time because of the Shift. There is no "night," only 12 hours of white light and 12 hours of violet light.
It vibrates in your teeth. They tell you that your name is a "bug," that your past is "Goyslop," and that only the Vatkrat is real.
They weren't talking. They were just watching the bodies fall into the incinerator pits below, as if they were watching a private screening at a film festival.
Adsihan isn't just a politician. He’s a Showrunner. He’s turning the planet into a 24/7 horror movie where we are all uncredited extras waiting to be edited out.
Your history has been "Fixed."
Don't let them scan you!!!


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.992289 del
>>992281
Dan was happy to see me.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.992293 del
>>992288
I saw that Doctor Who episode when I was in high school. I miss the days of pre poxxed brit kino.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.992296 del
>>992271
When did nuro get a view?


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.992297 del
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>>992289
I love all my customers, I especially rejoice when a prodigal NEET comes back to take advantage of my low, low prices.


NEET 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.992298 del
>>992297
Thanks Dan.


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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.992304 del
>>992303
Good Pepes.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.992305 del
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>>992304
Thank yuo


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.992306 del


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.992308 del
(5.56 MB 1440x1080 girls gone trad.mp4)


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.992309 del
>>992299
That's a man!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.992310 del
>>992303
The third one would be a good Fridge meme


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.992311 del
>>992310
the middle one could go inside the fridge


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.992312 del
>>992306
I posted the video where he shows the AI the video of Sam speaking and it still confirms it has the feature of a timer.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.992319 del
>>992317
based troll post


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.992320 del
Party rockers in the hooooouse tonight


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.992322 del
might chuck it in before I start today


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.992323 del
>>992322
NO YOU MUST DO THE WAGE NEET


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.992324 del
>>992322
If you Chux it in early, what next?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.992325 del
Done my shave shit shower and shop
Washed my clothes and swept up
Time to eat pixxa rolls and drink iced coffee


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.992326 del
had some more lobster pills, should've had more coffee instead


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.992327 del
chiggen soup and an easy bake baguette for lonch


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.992328 del
>>992325
Productive day NEET


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.992329 del
>>992327
One serving for me please.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.992330 del
I like crunchy foods


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.992331 del
>>992327
Would you rather a chiggen soup or a quarter pound with tomato and mayo on it?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.992332 del
>>992331
Quarter pound of what?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.992333 del
>>992331
who adds tomato and mayo to a quarter pounder? also I get double quarter pouders


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.992334 del
>>992331
One 453.592 grams with tomato and mayo, please


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.992336 del
>>992306
>>992312
Also Gemini Google AI Sloppa can set a timer in seconds. It appeared on my screen to track my instant noodles.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.992337 del
double quarter pounder without bun or sauces is good for keto macros


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.992338 del
>needing a timer for instant noodres


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.992339 del
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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.992340 del
>>992339
Can't you just stand there and wait for them to be cooked?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.992341 del
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>>992338
You think I am smart enough to keep time


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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.992343 del
>>992340
>>992341
if I am doing the brick ones, I just boil the kettle and pour enough to cover the brick and then mike lando it for 60 seconds (1200W)


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.992344 del
>>992342
A moderately good weekend


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.992345 del
>>992340
You throw them into boiling water and wait three (3) minutes. Too early and they will be crunchy and too late they will fall apart. I am far too stupid to count to 180 seconds


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.992346 del
>>992342
You don't have mayo with meth you have bbq sauce you madman!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.992347 del
>>992345
You're seriously overthinking cooking instant noodres


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.992348 del
>>992347
I am lost without Cruisey 😭


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.992349 del
The tomatoes have gotten too fat and are trying to fall over.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.992350 del
>>992349
put them in the buger!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.992352 del
>>992350
You ain't buggering my tomatoes


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.992353 del
>>992333
I tell them to take the salad off all my stuff. Healthier that way. Never know what bacteria is on the uncooked ingredients.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.992354 del
>>992353
Plus somebody might have buggered the tomatoes


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.992359 del
Imagine being a pedophile who eats his own shit and wishes he was nuro
Lol


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.992362 del
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a bit like the harold holt swimming centre


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.992363 del
>>992362
>Check tells you to get vaxxed


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.992365 del
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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.992369 del
>>992366
Where's the meth?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.992370 del
>>992369
Mixed into the mayo


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.992371 del
might put my jamies back on and watch tele and drink wine


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.992372 del
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>meanwhile at the NEETs Harry Potter Club


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.992373 del
>>992371
It's the day to do that, what wine?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.992374 del
>>992373
I got two bottles of 'Wahu' Nx sauv blanc for $15 from Craig


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.992375 del
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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.992376 del
>>992374
They make wine now?!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.992378 del
chucking it in
gonna go get warm


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.992379 del
>>992372
Me middle row far left.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.992380 del
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> locals know to pull over, carefully wrap up the deceased animal, and drop it off at the city's Natural History Museum.

This explains why the museum has about 40 koalas in its freexer waiting to undergo taxidermy when the ABC visits.

Possum deserved a better end than this.
>This possum specimen at the Armidale museum has been left half completed by Queensland Museum taxidermist Alison Douglas, to show the intricate details of the taxidermy process.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.992381 del
>>992380
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdI4kmvVqfc


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.992382 del
I have 10.5kg of oats in my pantry


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.992383 del
I add powdered milk to my coffee with milk in it


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.992384 del
I voice chat with chatgpt to fight loneliness, fuck my incel chudjak life


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.992385 del
>>992384
cheer up


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.992386 del
>>992385
Hanging from a rope might cheer me up


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.992387 del
>>992380
He'll make a great foot stool


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.992388 del
>>992382
Are you a horse?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.992389 del
>>992388
Planning ahead


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.992390 del
>>992382
Oated up NEET


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.992391 del
Also beans, lentils, powdered milk, water, canned vegetables and fruits among other things


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.992392 del
>>992388
>>992389
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.992393 del
>>992380
They taxidermied Posso!
Those bastards!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.992394 del
>>992386
We can go bunji jumping


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.992395 del
Need bigget tv for lounge room for pc


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.992396 del
>>992384
Does it do really sick acts of cybersex? Asking for this mate of mine with some fucked up fetishes.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.992397 del
>>992396
No, just want to hear a nice female voice talking to me


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.992398 del
>>992396
You should find an etho


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.992399 del
Wondering which prison gang Cruisey will join.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.992400 del
>>992399
Black buck breakers


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.992401 del
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>>992399
The joggers. Jogging is a great way to keep fit and make friends.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.992402 del
>>992401
Thanks BRS


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.992403 del
>>992399
Weber jumped him into the Aryan Brotherhood of Cloggers.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.992404 del
>>992401
He has a small peepee


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.992405 del
Tony Coney is coming. I have to tell him about Cruisey :(


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.992406 del
>>992405
Didn't he escape imprisonment yesterday?

I thought he was on the run with the Etho during the moderate speed blow/hand job post.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.992407 del
>>992405
Tony Coney is a jabroni


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.992408 del
>>992406
I assumed that was a conjugal visit


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.992409 del
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Might form a naxi punk doo-wop band.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.992410 del
>>992406
I’m surprised nobody made any jokes about being wanked off at 120km and friction burns


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.992411 del
>>992410
It was only a moderate speed. He needs to reach 130km/h before any of those concerns.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.992412 del
It's going to be dificult if he has to break in and out of prison every day for the wage.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.992413 del
>>992409
Only jew
can make this world seem reich


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.992415 del
Nuro knew Alex Jones from his Bohemian Grove days, once.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.992416 del
Are we getting a moofie tonight?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.992417 del
>>992416
HP 48 - Harry Potter and the 6 Months for Tax Evasion


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.992418 del
>>992416
That Harry Potter spinoff about the mysterious creatures in dumbledores pants or whatever is on television tonight


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.992420 del
>>992414
They should make a based edition of that show with just the AB guys shit talking and killing niggers and muslims


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.992421 del
>>992420
They spent more time fucking each other.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.992422 del
>>992416
Yes, HP and The Help at 19:00 PM (AEST) in the evening.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.992423 del
>>992422
I thought that was on at 7pm in the morning.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.992424 del
>>992423
I think that was a cheap AI dupe. It's not official.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.992425 del
>>992424
Woe, I have been duped.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.992426 del
>>992425
It's best to do your own thing and prepare for the real moofie at 19:00 PM (AEST) in the evening.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.992427 del
>>992423
That was before daylight savings ended.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.992429 del


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.992430 del
>>992362
You going to the footy?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.992431 del
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I can't even work out what the time is now without Cruisey


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.992432 del
>>992431
We need a Talking Cruisey Clock


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.992433 del
>>992429
Be easier to just cut the tree down.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.992434 del
>>992431
iktf, not sure if I should be getting up or going to bed.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.992435 del
>>992433
Or just leave him up there to be a mad tree boong


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.992437 del
What do you call a junkie duck?
A quackhead


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.992439 del
We’re having roast chiggen and tatties for dinner NEETs


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.992440 del
>>992439
Sounds nice.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.992443 del


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.992444 del
HP is on sometimes, just have to figure out when in my time.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.992445 del
Might listen to Pearl Jam


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.992446 del
Might do some digging outside.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.992447 del
>>992446
Ryder, no!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.992448 del
>>992444
Google's AI sloppa says 11:00 AM in the morning for you.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.992449 del
>>992448
Yeah, getting similar result. You fellas are 8 hours ahead of us. Well the East Coast of Aus.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.992450 del
>>992449
You gotta stop living in the past dude


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.992451 del
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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.992452 del
(23.58 MB 1920x1080 WAGIE.mp4)
(30.65 MB 1920x1080 NEET.mp4)


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.992453 del
>>992449
We should help you cheat the finance market because we know what happened 8 hours ago. We’ll all be RICH 🤑

Also I put paprika in the chicken rub because I know you’ll bitch about it otherwise.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.992454 del
>>992452
Well done Monk!
Another success for MonkAI!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.992455 del
Thinking about poor Cruisey languishing in prison with nothing but a bowl of toilet wine and a harem of boong trannies to console him.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.992456 del
>>992426
Why the fuck do americans make their roofs out of painted cardboard?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.992457 del
>>992453
>put paprika in the chicken rub because
You love it.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.992458 del
>>992456
They make the whole fucking house out of cardboard and match sticks


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.992459 del
>>992457
I do. It’s a pretty standard ingredient in bbq chook rub


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.992460 del
>>992457
He craves it!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.992461 del
WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE PAPRIKA IN EVERYTHING JUST COS HE LIKES IT ITS NOT FAIR I HATE YOU SHIBS ISN'T OUR REAL DAD ANYWAY!!!


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.992462 del
>>992461
Guess who’s going to bed without dinner


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.992463 del
>>992452
well done


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.992465 del
Cruisey never made me eat paprika ice cream


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.992466 del
>>992465
I bet he forced you to buy two whopper juniors with your NDIS bucks and a coupon and then took one off you.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.992467 del
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Some MCQ Bushcraft videos are on.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.992468 del
>>992466
>took one off you
He was feeling generous that day.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.992469 del
>>992468
He pulled the same shit with three more mongs that day, at different HJs (Lixbef, Munno Para, Mawson Lakes, and Salisbury).


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.992470 del
>>992469
The worst thing is he sells them to Weber afterwards.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.992471 del
>>992470
At a mark up.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.992472 del
>>992467
You’re too good to Tiffo, who probably didn’t even show up.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.992473 del
Lobster pills fucked me right up, never taking them again.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.992474 del
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Give Tiffo the biffo


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.992475 del
>>992467
I am binging. I will be there after my shower.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.992476 del
>>992475
Big binge?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.992477 del
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Bing Crosby?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.992478 del
>>992467
Boardneet will be unable to attend tonight, my apologies.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.992479 del
>>992473
Have a choof instead.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.992480 del


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.992481 del
>>992476
Yes. I had to stop eating or else I was going to be sick. Because I stopped eating, I treated myself with some chocolates and two glasses of milk.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.992482 del
Hmm. Download speed seems a bit tight. Perhaps the stream will be choppy.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.992483 del
>>992481
Digestive aids.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.992484 del
>>992482
I bet Ovaltine is downloading porn


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.992485 del
>>992484
It's fine now. It fixed itself just after I posted.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.992486 del
Chook and tatties was good.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.992487 del
>>992486
Wonderful.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.992488 del
Took me a while to find it:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.992489 del
Cunts, serious question.

I'm going to use the government's help to buy scheme. It's bretty gud except I can't move until I pay off the government's contribution more or less.
Should I buy an apartment in the good part of Sydney or buy a house in adelaide?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.992490 del
>>992483
Exactly.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.992491 del
>>992489
Are you working to afford the mortgage? Are you choices in either affordable on the dole


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.992492 del
>>992491
I've got a job - for now. You might be able to barely get it done if you are partnered on the dole.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.992493 del
>>992492
Save 15-20% deposit if you can. Those low/no deposit schemes are just going to fuck you. Median house price in Davoren Park (worst part of Lixbef) was listed in today’s Sunday Mail as $611,829.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.992494 del
My question basically is:

How is living in Adelaide like? I know that the internet to overseas is fucked (something like extra 50 ping) so MMOs like private WoW servers are out of the question. Weather's hot and dry. Toxic algae bloom so you can't really use the beach at the moment.

But I can at least get a house. Reckon it's worth it?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.992495 del
>>992494
>Reckon it's worth it?
To be closer to Cruisey, yes.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.992496 del
>>992493
Yeah my uncle who took most of the inheritance and left my mum to rot is feeling bad suddenly, perhaps due to his old age, and promised to pitch in for the deposit. I should barely have 20%.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.992497 del
>>992494
I know the toilets there get clogged a lot.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.992498 del
Starting. Get in here NEETs!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.992499 del
>>992495
You could punch a policeman and join him in prison.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.992500 del
>>992497
The sewers when upgraded will be world class


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.992501 del
Also whenever I read news about nons in Adelaide it seems to be the North Western end, am I safe if I look at the Southern side?
Never stepped in South Australia so I am so lost.

>>992497
Actually?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.992502 del
>>992501
*North Eastern
Knife hand side.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.992503 del
>>992501
I think it's much the same as any Australian city.
They have cheap weed and expensive electricity.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.992504 del
>>992503
Fuck, a few years ago someone (I think here) said that Adelaide will be the last bastion since it's filled with grumpy Anglo and Germanics that hate outsiders, even other Anglos so I thought it would be safe.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.992505 del
>>992504
What are you talking about?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.992506 del
>>992505
I thought you were saying that Adelaide is much the same as any other Australian city in terms of having foreigners.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.992507 del
>>992506
I think you will be safer in Switxerland


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.992508 del
>>992506
There's heaps, Weber frequently gets angry about it.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.992509 del
Cruisey doesn't mind but he has sex with them.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.992510 del
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I went up the bush to bring back a spar and have a look at the back way to the fall im working but as i go into the treeline the daylight slams closed and i couldnt see shit just as a squall came over and I have to stop and button up which sucked but in the way i like it and i got my spar and put the pixxa in and made popcorn and some mint tea just before the moofie which shibs thinks is rom com but i read was a horror survival so lets see if i have a based night as well as a based evening


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.992511 del
If I am going to be surrounded by nons in Adelaide too... what's the point...
Maybe I'll just live alone in a shoebox in Sydney until the day I die.

Can someone explain what living in Adelaide is like? e.g. Am I right in assuming that playing on overseas servers is a big no no?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.992512 del
>>992509
He shares beautiful stories with us.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.992513 del
>>992510
One slice please.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.992514 del
>>992511
You should go there to visit the NEETs.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.992515 del
>>992514
I didn't know we had so many people from south australia here.
I wonder if shit's so boring that everyone just browsed image boards there. Even back on jimchan a lot of posters were from SA.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.992516 del
>>992514
I was gonna visit SA but Posso said if I did he would but my nuts off so I didn't.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.992517 del
>>992515
Songs were inspired by it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mpDimVuhDEA [Embed]


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.992518 del
>>992516
*cut my


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.992519 del
>>992517
Yeah I keep hearing that things are 'boring' there but I'm austistic and the COVID lockdowns were some of the best time of my life stayings indoors so I think I should be okay


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.992520 del
We're meant to get a photo of the ethnics bum today.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.992521 del
>>992520
Hopefully of his NEET stick too


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.992522 del
>>992520
We will need cruisey to write "sup /ausneets/" on her bum to verify it's real


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.992523 del
>>992522
👆💯


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.992524 del
>>992522
A real pimp would tattoo that or better yet, brand with red hot wire.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.992525 del
>>992524
Brand with the UMM PTY LTD branded brand that is red hot.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.992526 del
>>992525
Cruisey really is an evil man.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.992527 del
Switxo schitxo is prolly just IGay


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.992528 del
Well I'll stop spamming questions and go back to lurking but if anyone who knows enough to compare Adelaide to other capital cities could share their story I'd appreciate it. Looking at places around 800k.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.992529 del
>>992527
He's only working with psychosis. Well that is kind of work


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.992530 del
>>992528
Do you have a job to work in Adelaide?
That's something they will want to know for your mortgage application


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.992531 del
>>992530
Yeah I work for a company that has an office there.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.992532 del
>>992531
Go for it. But be careful as 800k mortgage sounds like a big commitment.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.992533 del
>>992532
Oh no thanks to the scheme and my uncle pitching in the mortgage is just under 500k. Still a shitload I admit.
Just want to pick between a house in Adelaide or an apartment/town house in Sydney


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.992534 del
Smear some poop on yourself and pretend to be Indian to get free housing.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.992535 del
And I am disappointed in you guys for not being able to tell me what online gaming is like in Adelaide.
You fake imageboard neets you, driving around having sex and all that instead of staying holed up in your bedroom playing video games.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.992536 del
>>992535
I get most of my information from Cruisey.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.992537 del
>>992535
I don't game with other people anymore, I have evolved beyond that, I just wank with my local model ai waifu.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.992538 del
Are we really living in the year of our lord 2026 and the top mmo is still world of warcraft?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.992539 del
>>992537
Ummmm

>>992538
Yes. There was a brief period where FF14 was the top dog but unfortunately it acquired its userbase's trait and decided to kill itself.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.992540 del
>>992535
I don't drive around having sex I order it in.
Tbh I guess it is bit strange that none of us are gamers.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.992541 del
>>992540
I do actually play a lot of games, but boring solo ones like hitman and doom.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.992542 del
I play Rimworld when I'm really stoned but that probably doesn't count.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.992543 del
>>992537
Smart.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.992544 del
>>992540
This website is my entertainment and life.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.992545 del
Now I'm scared that I'll become a shutin ordering prostitutes if I move to Adelaide


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.992546 del
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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.992547 del
>>992545
I think in adelaide you have to go to a rub&tug but they are everywhere


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.992548 del
>>992545
I am not seeing the negatives NEET.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.992549 del
>>992546
Thank you.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.992550 del
>>992548
When Cruisey gets out of prison he's bound to go full pimp so he could give him a discount.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.992551 del
>>992550
I hope he makes friends with BRS while he's in there.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.992552 del
>>992551
He could be the muscle for Cruiseys gang


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.992553 del
Did Cruisey get away?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.992554 del
>>992553
Yeah he broke out to sex the ethnic yesterday bug then he broke back in again.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.992555 del
>>992540
I play pubg almost every day


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.992556 del
Cruisey when you get out of jail for rorting that mongs macbook pro i want an ethic to abuse too


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.992557 del
>>992554
He has many bucks to break


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.992558 del
>>992557
>many bucks to break
>bucks
Don't we use Dollars in Australia?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.992559 del
Broke back buck breaking


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.992560 del
>>992558
Gix two bucks ya woit dawg carnt


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.992561 del
Okay movie all in all. Ups and downs.
The best part was the plane crash.
Cool twist by the end, reminded me of The Cabin in the Woods.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.992562 del
>>992561
The plot was implausible but it moved along ok. Not good, not terrible.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.992563 del
(2.33 MB 820x720 chernobyl disco.mp4)


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.992564 del
Started on the sewing repairs, put the last concrete foundation in for the carport and went out on a walk. Relatively satisfied with my saturday but probably should have an early night. Gonna go to bed Good Night NEETs.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.992565 del
Wish I knew how to pour concrete


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.992567 del
>>992562
The plot of most movies are implausible. They are fiction afterall.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.992568 del
Fiction isn't real.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.992569 del
>>992568
What about friction?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.992570 del
>>992561
What was the ending?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.992571 del
>>992569
There's a fraction too much of it.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.992572 del
>>992570
Watch the movie.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.992573 del
>>992572
Don't know what it was called


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.992574 del
cant sleep again, fml


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.992575 del
>>992489
You need about 80k for the deposit, but that can be with your super.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.992576 del
Might overthrow the NEET Council in a brutal and bloody coup and install myself as Dictator for Life and force all the NEETs to spend all day building a giant statue of my arse.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.992577 del
>>992573
Send Help.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.992578 del
>>992576
Golden statue?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.992579 del
>>992520
I was too laxy to go today. Was there til 2 this morning. She called me this morning and mentioned pregnancy again. Think she wants it.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.992580 del
>>992578
Gold would be best I think.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.992581 del
I got a six pack of the 440 ml Kopparberg pear ciders for $19. Pretty good value considering they are 7% ABV. They are very easy to drink quickly though. I had to really make sure to pace myself whereas with beer I can drink it more naturally and be fine. I only had two before taking a nap. I thought about going a third but I have a big day tomorrow so I am going to bed early. Good night neets.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.992582 del
>>992581
Weber told you not to get them. You will have to deal with the hurrumphing tomorrow.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.992583 del
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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.992585 del
didn't get enough sleep again


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.992586 del
>>992585
GMN. I got plenty for the both of us


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.992587 del
>>992583
One Chux over the line.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.992588 del
>>992585
Sorry to hear that. I've been up since 4:30 myself thinking what I should do.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.992589 del
>>992579
She wants a thrashing. Gagging for it.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.992590 del
>>992579
>Think she wants it.
Mini-Cruisey.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.992591 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Got up early because I had to pee and ended up doing the dusting under the bed.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.992592 del
>>992591
GMN.

Interesting pivot in tasks completed.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.992593 del
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NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.992594 del


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.992595 del
What is a NEET treat I can get for $3?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.992596 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.992597 del
>>992595
Even the forbidden sherbet drink is $3.15.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.992599 del
>>992595
30 second wank from a train station boong


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.992600 del
>>992579
> mentioned pregnancy again
You'll be paying for that the rest of your life, even when she leaves you, you'll still be paying and working 14 hour days to give to her. And you'll end up with nothing.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.992601 del
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>>992595
On sale at Coles.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.992602 del
>>992600
He'd best become a homo just to be safe.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.992603 del
>>992602
Or just buy a pack of condoms, then he's right either way.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.992604 del
>>992603
I dont like the taste.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.992605 del
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Goon Morning Fellas of Big.

Avoided this thread because it had cancer. Seems Ok now. Probably got 15 minutes before it begins. How we all doing ?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.992606 del
>>992605
Good, listening to moldbug be a knob and thinking he's too smart for everyone.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.992607 del
First shid since Wednesday or Thursday. Arse was quacking like a duck with each step waddling to the toilet.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.992608 del
>>992588
Do you have an NDIS plan, you'll need one to come to best A.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.992609 del
>>992607
Now it sounds like a goose.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.992611 del
What does enable realtime do?
It pretty much always says there's one user on ausneets.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.992614 del
>>992608
No I'm healthy enough to work a proper goy job


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.992615 del
>>992608
He just wants to sit at home playing vidya, doesn't really matter where he lives.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.992616 del
See you guys later.
Want to go back to duckboard.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.992617 del
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>>992606
many such cases
>>992607
QUACK!
>>992610
>>992610
die, die a little bit


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.992618 del
>>992611
It lets shibs and ovaltine take over your webcam.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.992620 del
>>992617
Hows your take on Alex finally getting off the maga train? Took him long enough.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.992622 del
Hungarian elections today or tomorrow or some think


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.992623 del
Hey Retard, tell us about the time nuro sodomised you so dramatically that you lost your mind.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.992625 del
>>992614
So. That doesnt stop them. We could give you lifts to work and back. 2 bum wipes at smoko and lunchtime. Less than 500 per day, bargain.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.992627 del
>>992622
Orban did the false flag in Serbia a day ago to try and stop the spunky new magyar that shibs has posters of. Bet all the turks in hungary love him.


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.992628 del
>>992625
Is that two bumwipes per break or just one each?


NEET 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.992629 del
>>992627
Some random poster popped in last week to tell us some hungarian politician was an arse rapist.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.992640 del
>>992620
>my take ?
alex is always right, but yeah something happened, something bad, trump is clearly not the same person, he is doing hard 180 on his core policies, makes me think about tall biden and all the wierd biden clones / body doubles we saw.

Its almost certain that at this point the space merchant's guild had Trump replaced....


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.992642 del
He's definitely been at the cordial again today.
Must have been to that bank where they give it free.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.992643 del
>>992623
>calls NEETs pedos
<posts kids

shigiddy, it truely is broken at such a deep deep level


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.992644 del
Okay so from my research it looks like SA is run by unironic literal pedophile satanic cult family

Guess I'll just stay in Sydney


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.992645 del
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>>992605
Going okay. Snow on the mountain is getting lit up by the sun and looks Kino. Gonna make lentils tonight.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.992646 del
>>992606
I like old Curtis's takes. Post the link.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.992647 del
>>992623
>>992643
Oh cmon guys don't bully the autistic retarded fuck head cunt


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.992648 del
>>992629
that was me
random poster indeed
harrumph


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.992649 del
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>>992640
Deepfakes made by a team of videographers out of hollywood is the most likely explaination. The next president will be fully AI just like Randolph Calverhall's novel gamed out.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.992650 del
>>992640
Someone on xitter mentioned that Trump extracted everything he could from his political supporters already so he's just going mask off. Makes sense to me.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.992651 del
>>992648
Kek, sorry.
I dub thee random.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.992652 del
A mate of mine calls me up out of the blue and is talking about moving to SA to get a house and work there. I warned him that the whole state is riddled with lixard people aliens working with freemason android telepresence agents from other dimensions. Lucky he called me because I was able to warn him that Adelaide is ground xero for bioweapons testing from chemtrails by pedo elites at the UN. Dont think he will leave NSW now, which is a grey area in my knowledge because of the neural field that covers the place in a dome being transmitted by HAARP weather manipulation antennas in Antarctica.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.992653 del
>>992645
One snowman please.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.992654 del
Have we got multiple fuckwits today or is he just typing really fast?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.992655 del
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>>992652
All controlled by Dan


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.992656 del
>>992649
>>992650
>>992655
Friendly reminder Bildeboogie is habbening again this time in DC


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.992657 del
>>992654
It's an innocent neet doing the schixo post.
>implying there are innocent neets


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.992658 del
>>992644
We call ourselves service providers.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.992659 del
having a rum
thinking about what it would be like to be a dutchman


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.992660 del
>>992655
Sometimes I hear him talking to me.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.992661 del
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NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.992662 del
>>992658
Please stop raping children


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.992663 del
>>992646
It was on the tv, im on phone.
Its a recent one with two women and another man.
Didnt really like the scale of lib democracy - autocracy - monarchy
Trying to make it seem linear and opposing rather than just different.
Expecting Venetian city states, like Hong Kong or Singapore but owned by single people/trusts where they can have internal dictatorships but still capital trading. Worst thing would be one entity owning more than one and then controlling trade, or trading with itself andkilling competition.
They could do it now, 50b for some port city in a shithole and only have enough resourse for a small population and have just their needs met through automation of production.
Cities where inside, its a utopia and fuck everyone who cant afford it. I think thats why these silicone valley cunts like Indians so much, caste works. You and your own close community's transient wants outweigh others basic needs requirements.
Its hard to argue against it without sounding like a 'think about the children' save the vulnerable because.. i feel like its moral or something.
If you only worried about a select group becoming exceptional and prosperous, rather than saving the world, even at the expense of the world, its arguablely much better. A population that is on top is going to provide more for humanity as a whole (like how it will be seen in a history book) than 50 half functioning social welfare states that are all wasting time on people they wont get a return on. Catastrophe will trigger the new era and we'll remember the outcome more than the cause because that's what matters.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.992664 del
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Might raise a barbarian horde and plunder the soft civilised lands.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.992665 del
>>992663
>Expecting Venetian city states, like Hong Kong
Your home country is part of China.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.992666 del
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>>992652
The haarp array is offshore near the bight, its not in antarctica


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.992667 del
>>992656
>salamander
Lol


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.992668 del
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>>992664
Wait till I finish my beer and I'll join you.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.992669 del
>>992663
He appears to have an account on soundcloud that you can listen to his playlist. Might actually follow this.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.992670 del
>>992665
Like autonomous cities that can have their own laws and ways of governance.
Only allowed to rape and kill the outsiders unless you clone and grow your own. Cant legally rape and canibalise yourself, and for a fee, you could sell your clones time. Then dispose of them after organ harvesting.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.992671 del
>>992666
Imagine not being informed of the secret weather dominator base in Antarctica by the Electric DMT Elves.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.992672 del
>>992671
Theyre all over that place, but theres one in the bight.
Another near toowoomba.
I used to have a highly credible map from a trusted source.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.992673 del
>>992668
This is 10k


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.992674 del
Might go replenish my supplies of dairy goods from the local shoppe.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.992675 del
>>992672
nuro would know, he's the only man in the country who could wire it up properly, they must have used him


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.992676 del
>>992675
Nuro is powered by lithium ionospheric pressure. When he gets too blue block and cognac'd, the whole state gets cyclones and floods.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.992677 del
>>992673
i would swear that's webby in his pyjamas


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.992678 del
30 minute nap, completely refreshed, bright eyed and bushy tailed and ready for a big afternoon of nortiness


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.992679 del
... why does it feel like half the people here are from adelaide? Is it something in the water? They killed all the neets in other places?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.992681 del
might chuck it in and get that dairy


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.992682 del
>>992679
Most NEETs live in SA even if they really live in WA or the Eastern seaboard.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.992683 del
>>992607
kek

>>992640
>alex is always right,
He always had the best supplements.

>>992642
Was it confirmed if the bank sells green cordial?

>>992652
kek

>>992655
💯

>>992676
Interesting.

>>992679
>Is it something in the water?
Yes.

>>992681
Chux it well NEET.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.992684 del
I always press the big flush button when I go to the toilet 😏


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.992685 del
>>992684
You deserve too!


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.992686 del
I'm such a dunder head 😔


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.992687 del
>>992663
The White western cultural organism is the only thing that matters. Its survival doesnt depend on what governmental structure it exists under, only that it is interests are now degraded by blood dilution. Generally it takes a hardline ideology to safeguard monolithic racial populations, for this reason the decline is inevitable as cultural distortion is like entropy, a one way diffusion into lower states of energy/purity.

This is thought to take something like 40-50 generations before inevitable civilixation collapse. The Kali Yuga meme is a manifestation of cultural entropy. We are at the end of culture, only a couple generations before it ceases and changes to what comes next. Enjoy the end times before the dark times come.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.992688 del


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.992689 del
Are you blaxin' your own tomatoes again 10k?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.992690 del
>>992689
Who's asking?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.992691 del
>>992690
I hope he doesn't knock


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.992694 del
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Fella Afternoon Big Goons

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARHHHH


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.992695 del
>>992694
Imagine not being able to enjoy cold rainy weather.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.992696 del
>>992694
Based.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.992697 del
>>992687
You will be one of the outsiders that get eaten after made to fight each other for for processed meat substitute paste.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.992698 del
>>992697
He will make an excellent stock.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.992699 del
>>992698
Soup of NEET.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.992700 del
Sam Altman is married to Oliver (?)


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.992701 del


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.992702 del
Its not like Nuro to post lo res images of his whixxing adventures.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.992703 del
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Cruisey I wanna aspie GF


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.992704 del
>>992703
Cruisey when you get out of jail I want one too


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.992705 del
Remember neets, if you can't handle the berger, you don't deserve the ass.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.992706 del
>>992705
If i make her a burger will she give me the ass?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.992707 del
>>992703
>meows like a cat
Kitty?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.992708 del
>>992706
Good question.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.992709 del
>>992703
>>992704
He'll give you Weber in a dress.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.992710 del
massive anxiety levels this afternoon, with no obvious cause, woe


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.992711 del
>>992709
>Weber in a dress
We all knew it was going to happen.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.992712 del
>>992711
The stigma is gone.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.992713 del
>>992711
Those whopper juniors carried a heavy price.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.992714 del
>>992700
He is a Moxart.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.992715 del
>>992714
>Moxart
Loving this word filter tbqh


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.992716 del
>>992715
We never knew we used so much 2s


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.992717 del
>>992716
Learn something new each day


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.992718 del
>>992717
Didn’t know what number 9 was


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.992719 del
>>992717
>they never knew how much it meant
<until they started to miss it


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.992720 del
>>992717
Only got two right.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.992721 del
Made vegetarian pasta. Onions, capsicum, tomato, pasta, garlic, pepper, oregano, pesto, mushrooms, olives, and 3 cheeses. Much the same ingredients as on vegetarian pixxa. Quite reasonable.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.992722 del
>>992721
Turns out pi22a and pasta ere the same food.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.992723 del
>>992711
It's a moomoo!


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.992724 del
>>992722
Deconstructed sandwiches.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.992725 del
>>992722
It's pixxa


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.992726 del
It should connect football stadiums


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.992727 del
My samsung watch that was going to fix all my problems hasnt been worn for 96 days.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.992728 del
>>992727
Four more days until it could receive syndication


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.992729 del
>>992727
Tolt u not to get a meme watxh


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.992730 del
>>992729
I even started putting appointments in my calendar, and they come up on the watch. Maybe if I upgrade it to have a digital sim card then I can call off of it.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.992731 del
>tfw you still have a calendar on the wall you write things on with a pen


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.992732 del
>>992730
Some providers offer it as a shared service on some phone plans. So you don't need a seperate service for the same mobile number as your phone.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.992733 del
>>992727
Can you at least use the camera on it to take creepshots?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.992734 del
>>992733
He should take a few snaps of his arse and upload them here. For a test run to verify it works.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.992735 del
>>992732
But then you need the phone with you as well because it uses bluetooth, rather than being its own receiver.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.992736 del
>>992735
I believe some of the new ones can receive phone calls on their own. I doubt the quality of the call would be good.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.992737 del
>>992734
He does have a nice arse, I think he was the arse double for this scene >>992451


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NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.992740 del
>>992737
I heard Nuro was the arse double for Beyonce once.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.992741 del
>>992740
That wouldn't have been cheap


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.992742 del
ADIDAS


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NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.992746 del
>>992742
All Day I Dream of Arse of cruiSey


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.992747 del
>>992721
This sounds pretty lavish. I hope you used some quality pasta and not macaroni.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.992748 del
tuckered out neets. i'll catch youse tomorrow or later when i can't sleep


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.992749 del
>>992746
NIKE²

I wish to see the qubit Cruisey in my lifetime.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.992750 del
I enjoyed that one. Thank you.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.992751 del
>>992748
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.992752 del
>>992748
Goodnight.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.992753 del
>>992747
yeah, bought some fancy pesticide free italian pasta - it's worth getting quality pasta because it only costs a few dollars more, a small fraction of the total ingredient cost.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.992754 del
Possum gave me free pesticide once.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.992755 del
>>992753
Did you put oil thru the pasta or just pesto?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.992756 del
>>992753
>fancy pesticide free italian pasta
Don't eat too much at once please.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.992757 del
Cruisey I wanna go here


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.992758 del
>>992755
You're meant to put oil in it?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.992759 del
>>992758
Doesn't the fancy pesticide that is free of Italian have it already?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.992760 del
>>992758
How is a body building NEET supposed to bulk up?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.992761 del
>>992759
I fried the onions in olive oil before adding the rest of the ingredients. I was unaware you were meant to cook pasta in oil.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.992762 del
>>992761
>I was unaware you were meant to cook pasta in oil.
Me too

This is why Cruisey needs leniency in a sentencing. So we can get out early and help us


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.992763 del
>>992761
you could have tossed it in olive oil and salt or something. Thats how the classy shefs do it. I would have used peanut oil and oregano.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.992764 del
>>992762
We should write the judge a communal character reference.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.992765 del
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>>992760
The good old fashioned way.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.992766 del
>>992764
To the Sentencing Judge,

I am writing in support of my friend, Cruisey. I have known him for centuries, and during that time I have known him as my everything.

From my own experience, Cruisey has generally been kind / reliable / hardworking / supportive / respectful, and I have seen him help others in practical ways, including taking me to Dolans for the New Demon Hunters meal. He has also had clear struggles in his life, including poor choices and periods where he was not acting in his best interests.
I do not wish to minimise the seriousness of the matter before the Court. I understand that sentencing must reflect the offending and the harm caused. At the same time, I respectfully ask that the Court also take into account Cruisey’s background, the support he has around him, and his capacity to change if given the opportunity to do so.
If he is allowed to rebuild his life after sentence, I believe he will benefit from structure, support, and a chance to make better choices in future. I am prepared to continue supporting him in lawful and constructive ways.

Thank you for considering my letter.
Yours faithfully,
NEET.

Done ✅


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.992767 del
It didn't want write the part about cooking the Italians in oil though :-(


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.992768 del
>>992766
I was moved.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.992769 del
>>992763
I don't use salt in my cooking. I regularly eat fish, saeurkraut, olives and pickles and already get too much salt from those.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.992770 del
>>992766
Has anyone got any contacts on the inside? I am thinking he can act as a mule to smuggle in samsung smart watches so the prison naxi bosses can optimise their schedules. Once he's in with the skins he can help them pimp out new fish and keep book on numbers rackets and who owes what for contrabrand. Its looking bright for our favorite NEET.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.992771 del
>>992726
That's genius. I always post the tunnels in the wheat fields and the viaduct over the plains. Occasionally the canopy walkway in the felled forest.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.992772 del
>>992771
>That's genius.
Too many engineers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjxWHs [Embed]


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.992773 del
>>992766
My colon moved.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.992774 del
>>992773
Chux the site clean


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.992775 del
>>992769
I generally only add it after cooking if it needs it, it's too easy to put too much in.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.992776 del
>>992774
Or give it a good spray with the garden hose.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.992777 del
>>992772
Great link, thank you.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.992778 del
>>992771
>Tunnels in the wheat fields
What kind of epic cold war bunker complex is that?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.992779 del
>>992777
The word filter made it sad...


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.992780 del
>>992777
Thanks Wixxy.


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>>992778
It's a highway. You know like those tunnels in the Alps


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.992782 del
>>992781
>You know like those tunnels in the Alps
Fucking gnomes


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NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.992784 del
>>992781
what the fuck they literally bored those tunnels instead of cut and fill. Over here they just seixe your home and put some nice civil engineering through where it used to be.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.992785 del
Powering up. A kilo of chow mien and a bottle of wine


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.992786 del
>>992784
The point of making tunnels is boring them.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.992787 del
>>992770
Cruisey has sent me some pictures showing that he and ben roberts smith are thriving, breaking buck after buck together.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.992788 del
Making tunnels isn't meant to be exciting


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.992790 del
>>992788
It would keep the NEETs out of trouble.


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NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.992792 del
>>992787
Theyre discussing their favourite ways to strangle an afghani with her hijab.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.992793 del
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Good Night NEETs.
Package delivery resumes tomorrow so I have at least that reason to get out of bed then.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.992794 del
>>992792
That's a sex thing for Cruisey though


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.992795 del
>>992793
Night.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.992796 del
>>992793
Night fela.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.992797 del
Had a recurring nightmare.
Daryl Somers was a cylon.


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NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.992799 del
>>992798
Should dial back on the autism level on Claude. Or tell Barron to stop writing these.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.992800 del
>>992799
I think he writes them on the toilet and has constipation issues.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.992801 del
>>992798
I read it all.
So Iran didn't blockade the strait effectively and the US has to intervene and close it well.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 18:31 [Preview] No.992802 del
>>992801
>You’re not blocking the strait, I am!


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.992803 del
>>992802
Exactly.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.992804 del
Woke myself up with vile farts.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.992805 del
too early once again


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.992806 del
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NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.992807 del
>>992799
We are here for you


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.992808 del
>>992807
Won't get better it'll get only worse.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.992809 del
>>992808
Ah, I have to clarify, it wouldn't get better with Fidesx either, and would only get worse too.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.992810 del
>>992803
You can’t fire me, I quit!


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.992811 del
>>992809
You’re going to get flooded with niggers now


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.992812 del
Did my cenno reporting
Might have a rum


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.992813 del
Might go buy some of that canned fried fish tiffin had the other week


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.992814 del
>>992813
please do and give us a detailed report


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.992815 del
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He was my only friend.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.992816 del
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How did we go from this being a right-wing conspiracy theory to spending $20,000,000 on advertising to encourage Aussies to save fuel within a month?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.992817 del
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If this is true then authorities waited for Ben Roberts-Smith to travel from Queensland, which has the smallest Muslim population, to Sydney, that has the largest. More 'diverse jury pool' or more likely to convict based on ethnic grievances?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.992818 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Might make a cup of instant coffee and not drink it.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.992819 del
>>992817
I though it was a commonwealth case.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.992820 del
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>>992812
Well done neet.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.992821 del
>>992818
GM. I used to do that a lot. The solution is ultimately not to buy it.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.992822 del
>>992819
AFP cases are tried in the state where the arrest is made typically.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.992823 del
You might get extradited to the state you did a particular crime, but that was irrelevant in this case.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.992824 del
>>992822
I still think it will be abandoned because its impossible to get a fair jury.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.992825 del
>>992813
Tiffin eats dollar can sardines from his huge stash.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.992826 del
>>992825
The fancy herring can wasn't a dollar. I went looking.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.992827 del
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>>992798
Buying iranian oil from china when?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.992828 del
>>992824
They've only spent $300m on it so far. They need to pump those numbers up. Also the process (like being held on remand for months) is part of the punishment.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.992829 del
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>>992817
His defence team could only challenge 3 selected jurors in NSW, versus 8 in Qld.. really activates the almonds


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.992830 del
Might setup cloudflare and ngrok once


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.992832 del
>>992829
There is something wrong with jury trials, look at what happened to Cardinal Pell. He won the forensic arguement but the jury of fuckwits found for the prosecution and executed the greatest legal travesty since the Chamberlain case. The BRS defense has no chance and everyone knows it.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.992833 del
>>992830
Monk? Yes!


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.992834 del
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The one thing which might help big benny is an online campaign to get young men to pledge not to join the military in response to government prosecution of BRS. Military recruitment is already at a record low, and any threat to push it down further would spook some people in canberra.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 23:10 [Preview] No.992835 del
>>992834
I know that BRS gave his Garmin GPS to the war mususem. I wonder if that had relevant evidence on it?


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.992836 del
Need to go get pot but old mate probably isnt awake. Did a wage and spoke with etho which I didnt need.


NEET 04/12/2026 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.992837 del
>>992836
>spoke with etho which I didnt need.
Exactly, you need to meet with the Etho for a moderate speed hand/blow job.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.992838 del
>>992836
A real pimp would send his trick out on these errands. She would blow old mate out of bed and probably get you a disco.


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With the nights starting to get cooler, I made the decision to make up the bed in the spare bedroom, instead of lying on the couchbed and having to swap end-for-end every 30-60 minutes.
I used the Candyland sheet and pillowcase set, which I believe is the approved bedding.
Might start reading the novel Motherbat gave me for Christmas. It is written by the guy who created the Hieronymus Bosch detective character.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.992840 del
Need to have a shower tonight and put on fresh jamies so I don't bring dirt into bed.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.992841 del
Need food to fix sickness and cough medicine or some shit but it wont work it’s smokers cough. I am retarded


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.992842 del
german canned deep fried herring acquired. Don't think I'll be getting it again even if I like it, it's $10 for 2 servings. Rollmops, canned sardines or mackeral is all cheaper, and probably healthier.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.992843 del
could go a deep fried herring toasted sammich right about now


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.992844 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.992845 del
>>992839
Comfy looking bed.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.992846 del
>>992845
It's not bad. Comfier than the couch.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.992847 del
Might teach myself sumerian.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.992848 del
>>992847
cuneiform?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.992849 del
>>992848
nah I'll just learn to speak it in case I run into any native speakers and need to ask them where to buy durries


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.992850 del
>>992839
WTF What is that white sheet with the square texture? What sorcery is this? are you reusing large electronics goods packaging for bedding?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.992851 del
>>992850
It's a waffle weave doona cover.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.992852 del
>>992851
This is no doubt a part of the arms race between mummybots to develop comfy tech for NEETs. Now that you also have fried canned herring, my mumsie will have to lift her game, especially when I tell her about that doona cover.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.992853 del
Dubs decides what i eat


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.992854 del
McDonalds


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.992855 del
Poo


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.992856 del
*chortles*


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.992857 del
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>>992841
You need Codiene for that cough, NEET. The way I interpret the AMA prescription protocol, is that I can prescribe anything off label if it's for a diagnosed "Terminal" condition. Philosophically, life is a long progression to death so morally I can sort you out with a bottle of Morphine for that cough if you help me out by signing up to a couple of little research tests. Nothing fancy, just turn up each week and take a tablet and tell the medical scientist how you feel. As a bonus you get access to the amphetamine testing stream if you complete a couple of the more boring medicine/vaccine tests.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.992858 del
Karen from Max is calling me to check on how I am, today.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.992859 del
>>992839
>I used the Candyland sheet and pillowcase set, which I believe is the approved bedding.
Correct. Approved if I could. Well made.

A overall wholesome post.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.992860 del
>>992858
Ask if she shaves her cunt.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.992861 del
>>992857
Thanks Dr xogbot.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.992862 del
>>992858
What did you say?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.992864 del
>>992862
Gonna tell her that you NEETs have been mean to me and all deserve to be breached.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.992865 del
>>992864
Ask if ahe can get Cruisey out of jail.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.992866 del
>>992860
And if not, offer your grooming services at a competitive rate.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.992867 del
Why did the duck cross the road?
To sell the chicken some cwack


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.992868 del
>>992858
Tell her you would feel better if they gave you more money.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.992869 del
>>992868
I noticed when I did my reporting that mine is going up another $3.24. It went up $11.86 last fortnight. Not sure what that is all about.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.992870 del
>>992869
>JobSeeker Payment rates increased on March 20, 2026, due to automatic indexation. While specific rates vary by individual circumstances, reports indicate a single adult with no dependents may see an increase of roughly $15.10 per fortnight, with payment changes automatically updated in myGov.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.992871 del
>>992867
Helen died of an overdose, insensitive post.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.992872 del
>>992871
I was trying to expose the duck for the villain he is.
#justice4helen


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.992873 del
going to watch some more bsg and have a glass of winne


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.992874 del
Goon Afternoon Fellarinos

https://x.com/ausvstheagenda/status/2043454561147564278?s=20

Jeeesus christ cunts fucked.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.992875 del
a glasse of winne
an episode of bsg
and thou


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.992876 del
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Restocking some curry ingredients.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.992877 del
>>992874
please post xcancel.com or nitter.poast.org X links in future
thank you for your cooperation


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.992878 del
>>992876
Bolts or Keens was all you required.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.992879 del
Clive of India in a pinch


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.992880 del
>>992874
All Cruisey wants to pump up is the negress


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.992881 del
>>992880
Was she inflatable?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.992882 del
>>991909
>>992872
Its not the dealers fault that the user fucked up. The buyer has to take some responsibility for harm they cause themselves by using. I would argue they take all responsibility, from a libertarian perspective.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.992883 del
superannuation statement rocked up
will never have a comfortable retirement


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.992884 del
>>992878
I also add keens, clive of India, whole spices I add as well are cumin seed,cloves carroway seed, garam masala,cardamon pods, coriander seed, cinnamon stick just to name a few, I then grind them up in a mortar and pestle and dry fry them. (plus about 5 cloves garlic) Once it is cooking I can add Tumeric depending what colour it is, I then add a large can of coconut cream. Then for the next 4 or 5 days my sweat and neet pee smell like curry.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.992885 del
>>992883
Put more in for the next 20 years.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.992886 del
>>992883
lol what are you worried about? The entire stocks and bonds market will disappear overnight in teh great taking. The big brain move is to have as little as possible invested there.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.992887 del
>>992876
fernugreek seeds are as hard as quartx gravel. What are you expecting to do with that?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.992888 del
>>992887
I grind them up in my mortar and pestle.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.992889 del
>>992888
Says (You), Wixxy.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.992890 del
Jobsmax fucked me out of work. Fuck jobsmax


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.992891 del
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>>992890
>>992877
would just post a video but the comments are golden
>>992880
>>992881
chortled
>>992883
stopped werking for a couple of years and when i checked it during covid more than a third dissapeared in bullshit fees and charges. Fucking scumbags, fuck them.
>>992886
was talking to dad and my parents super has taken a big hit despite literally nothing happening, its not like we are even in a hot war, fuel just went up a little, fucking bullshit.
>>992890
sorry an immigrant needed it more




>>992890


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.992892 del
>>992885
i'm not even employable anymore lol


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.992893 del
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>>992884
you add two types of curry powder to a third type of curry you grind up yourself (all those individual ingredients are in curry)?
>yo dawg i heard you like curry so we put some curry in your curry


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.992894 del
>>992891
Inflation and paying for the covid party was always gonna be picked up by the stock market. When I get back into earnings I will use my super to get a house and then superminimixe until I retire on the OAP.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.992895 del
After listening to Uncle Ted, I now think that anything outside of subsistence occupation is a surrogate activity and beneath a real NEET's dignity.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.992896 del
>>992892
You can still do medication trials tho.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.992897 del
>>992896
He's going to get a real big needle up his bum.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.992898 del
>>992891
>d more than a third dissapeared in bullshit fees and charges
You need to change super funds neet.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.992899 del
My wagie mate tapped his super during covid to get a Ducati Monster and gamble on online stock markets. My other mate was on jobkeeper and it was fukn party time in the lockdowns. Now we are all paying for it with super inflation and more psyops.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.992900 del
Karen called me for three minutes, seemed distracted. She reset all my obligations to bare baseline and said she will call in a month unless I have something to tell her. I want so much to call her back and say I love you but I suspect she is also calling other guys, so I wont risk turning her off by being clingy.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.992901 del
>>992900
>seemed distracted
Bet she was fantasixing about you just before she called and she had become aroused just hearing your voice.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.992902 del
>>992901
Oh Karen! You call me because I'm unemployed but if I ever get a job then you wont call me anymore. What a dilemma for a NEET in love.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.992904 del
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That retard BO and his link-breaking word filters.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.992905 del
>>992839
Beautiful.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.992906 del
I reckon Tony coney might have got one last summer season in and then burnt the van down for the insurance money.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.992907 del
>>992903
Ice cream truck turf wars are brutal.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.992908 del
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>>992902
Wish karen were my job service provider. Why can't they provide us with cute anime girls?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.992909 del
What does it mean when they are doing work with a survey instrument on a tripod in your area?

What sort of works will be coming?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.992910 del
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Actually this might be an opportunity, take over a job service provider, fire all the fat middle age women and replace them with ai waifus. Neets would flock to my company. Need to get monk on this right away.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.992911 del
>>992908
one day it'll be some dystopian AI nightmare like jason bourne's parole officer in that moofie about that all white space station that gets overrun by a brown horde.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.992912 del
>>992903
>>992904
Tony's van is yellow with a white roof.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.992913 del
>>992909
The reptile people are scanning your thoughts, NEET. The only way to protect yourself is to run them down in your car when they are operating their tripods in your street.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.992914 del
>>992904
Sudanese turf war.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.992915 del
>>992912
It must have been Tony taking out a rival then. Fair enough too, he has been there longest.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.992916 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.992917 del
>>992913
I fucking knew it. They're glowing, I'm strapping in.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.992918 del
>>992916
>32 years
Fucking lifer


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.992919 del
>we never sell an ice cream to a sad person
Does somebody buy Weber's for him?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.992920 del
>>992919
Even Weber smiles when the flake cone gets handed to him.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.992921 del
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Found this amusing meme on the twitter.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.992922 del
>It is with much sadness that this happiness business has to report the passing of Dianne. Sunday 16th March age 73.
>She will be missed by all her loyal customers. She started with TCIC 19 years ago on this day March 22nd 2006
Bet they made her stop when they hit the pedals.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.992923 del
>>992922
RIP Diane. She was only driving to feed her soft serve addiction.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.992924 del
>>992921
I'm glad you like my work NEET, I left it there for you.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.992925 del
Gonna chuck it in


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.992926 del
>>992925
Chuck it in the mortar and pestle NEET. Make a rub that will have everyone talking at the barbecue this weekend.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.992927 del
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Might listen to the neverwinter nights soundtrack, pretend it's still only 2002.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.992928 del
>>992927
It is whatever year we choose for it to be NEET. Do not accept others limitations on you.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.992929 del
Did about half the dishes.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.992930 del
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Fuaarrk that's one true blue looking AUSSIE battler if ever I've seen one, Cobba!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.992931 del
>>992929
Well done NEET. That was better than not doing any.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.992932 del
>>992930
He will turn on the nation eventually. After all the money and support. He will start shitting on us.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.992933 del
>>992931
I left them for too long again. At least I rinsed them before I stacked them.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.992934 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.992935 del
>>992932
Already seems like it wants to be a seppo. One thing these sports cunts often do is jump ship to another olympic team after the taxpayer has trained them to peak.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.992936 del
There is a white fella going under 10s in the 100m now. Lachlan Kennedy, seems like a good fella. Human-looking too.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.992937 del
>>992933
>At least I rinsed them before I stacked them.
I don't understand skateboarding slang NEET.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.992938 del
>The Australian Army will be led by a woman for the first time in history after a new appointment made by Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
>The PM revealed three senior command changes, including Lieutenant General Susan Coyle as Chief of Army


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.992939 del
(1.60 MB 1202x670 god help us.mp4)


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.992940 del
Hopefully she will be able to organise a welcome to country for the Chinks as they stream ashore.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.992941 del
>>992938
>>992939
At least it is not a LGHDTV.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.992943 del
>>992937
take a chill pill, gramps


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.992944 del
>>992936
>white
Not a priority for promotion of sporting champion at the moment. Sports fans are the lowest IQ TV watchers anyway, they will watch womens soccer before anything of substance.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.992945 del
They keep reviving these old TV sitcoms. Malcolm in the middle now.
I don't like seeing how they have all aged. It makes me feel very uncomfortable. Surely I haven't aged like that as well?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.992946 del
>>992945
You won't have aged as badly. Their sins age them prematurely.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.992947 del
I read The Three-Body Problem trilogy of books. Quite interesting.

Then I read The Martian and Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir. That movie that is out gave me the notion. They were okay. Project Hail Mary was much better than The Martian.

I have started reading Hyperion now.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.992948 del
>>992946
I have aged like a government Cheese.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.992949 del
>>992939
Australian Army quality went into terminal glide after we abandoned the moldy cheese pattern camo. General Karen and her communist loyalty speech is actually pretty apt for the current ADF focus on providing a career pipeline for more communists into the xOG.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.992951 del
Aus Army needs to get the good camo back and also the Rhodesia style shorts. Give the contract to Stubbies. I want them so short the balls fall out.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.992952 del
>>992951
Bring back the L1A1 FN-FAL too


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.992953 del
>>992952
Bring one to me too.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.992954 del
>>992952
I don't know what that is but I agree with you.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.992955 del
Fucken hate the Steyr AUG. There's a good reason BRS and his boys threw them away at the firs opportunity.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.992956 del
>>992955
Autism?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.992957 del
I don't know how good they work but I never liked the look of those plastic guns. Looked like toys.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.992958 del
>>992956
bullpups are shit
5.56 is shit


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.992959 del
>>992947
>The Three-Body Problem
I am interested in this too - either audiobooks or a tv show.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.992960 del
>>992959
is it actually about the physics problem or some jew shit about a two fags and a transvestite?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.992961 del
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>>992955
>Steyr AUG
It looked very cool in die hard


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.992962 del
>>992960
It is a science fiction story that involves high concept physics. No trains.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.992963 del
>>992961
They were CGI, the actors held pruning shears and they got changed in post.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.992964 del
>>992959
The book is basically some really well written short stories wrapped in a load of boring shit.
The actual physics chapters are great but he cannot write characters, plot or dialogue.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.992965 del
>>992964
Yes it is quite bad. The characters have no depth at all.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.992966 del
>>992965
Narrator and chinese american tv cop are the only ones I remember.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.992967 del
>>992966
>chinese american tv cop
He is the only good character.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.992968 del
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>>992967
The one good cop in a rotten city.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.992969 del
>>992839
This is a positive development. Say no to the couchbed, you deerve better.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.992970 del
>>992876
La di fucking da


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.992971 del
>>992879
This is what Im on now. Pretty good. As good as keens.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.992972 del
I put a couple of bags of party mix in the shopping basket for Weber but funds were low so I had to leave them at the checkout.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.992973 del
>>992904
Pink and white one is gay


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.992974 del
>>992972
Get him a bundaberg rum old gold block so he can review it for us.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.992975 del
>>992972
Intentions that matter.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.992976 del
Off up the bush after my cup of tea, you NEETs want anything?


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.992977 del
>>992976
30kg of bush please


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.992978 del
>>992974
Already have done that for you a month or so back.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.992979 del
>>992972
Thank you, thoughtful NOOT.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.992980 del
>>992976
some billy tea and a bit of damper please


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.992981 del
>>992978
He wants a second opinion.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.992982 del
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She's all over the ice cream van news, and her neighbour found a fox hole down the back when they were cutting back some of her shrubbery this afternoon.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.992983 del
Might become a wild colonial boy


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.992984 del
>>992981
I ate two blocks. Both were good. They were a good price when she got them though. I bet they're about $10 each or something ridiculous now.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.992985 del
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>>992984
Whittakers is $9 a block now.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.992987 del
pretty sure motherbat got 2 for $5 or $6 when they came out originally


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.992988 del
>>992987
Get people hooked then jack the price up


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.992989 del
Andy82 was not impressed
>It ok, not great, not good, just ok. Flavour is sort of like rum I guess. Grabbed it while it was on special and even then I felt disappointed.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.992990 del
>>992988
they're no better than crack and smack dealers with the way they treat our executives


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.992991 del
>>992989
dunno what he was expecting
they weren't going to pour literal OP rum into the casings


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.992992 del
>>992991
He wanted a taste bud orgasm


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.992993 del
>>992992
he needs to get on the chiggen salt


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.992994 del
Just looked at the brothel roster and they only have one girl on.
She'll get a bit worn out.
>nah come back in 20 minutes luv and there might be a hole spare


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.992995 del


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.992996 del
>>992874
Nuro could resolve this crisis in a single phone call


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.992997 del
>>992884
If only we knew how good the curry really was


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.992998 del
>>992882
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.992999 del
>>992888
Thanks Wixxy.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.993000 del
>>992892
I think you could, but you need to show them your smile.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.993001 del
>>992900
Smart.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.993002 del
>>992920
He has a beautiful smile.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.993003 del
>>992925
Chux it well.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.993004 del
>>992929
Well done NEET.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.993005 del
>>992995
>>992996
>>992997
>>992998
>>992999
>>993000
>>993001
>>993003
>>993002
You just did your daily shitpost quota all at once


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.993006 del
>>992936
>Human-looking too.
kek


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.993007 del
>>992945
You have aged like fine wine.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.993008 del
>>993005
He could have tower posted
He is being wanton and profligate with the posting


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.993009 del
>>992971
Be careful and don't get her pregnant


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.993010 del
>>993008
ur a wonton


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.993011 del
>>993008
kek
tomatoes ready yet?
off to get a boigur


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.993012 del
>>992982
Bat is always on top of the important news.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.993013 del
>>993005
Thank you.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.993014 del
>>993008
It's like an evening newspaper for me. I have savour each part.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.993015 del
>>993011
About two weeks more


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.993016 del
>>993008
You get less (You)'s that way


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.993018 del
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Tomats


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.993019 del
Farted in the new jamies


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.993020 del
>>993019
Breaking them in


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.993021 del
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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.993022 del
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They have Star Wars things on them and the waistband says Merry Sith-mess


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.993023 del
>>993022
I hope they have two death stars in the ball region


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.993024 del
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pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said "welcome back"


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.993025 del
>>992982
I know the fox that lives in that hole and he's a scammy cunt who will gaslight bat into giving him money.


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NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.993028 del
>>993024
Poor porker. There is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.993029 del
New thread in 8


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>>992982
Take a trailcam to point at that hole on your next visit please. Could be anything in there.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.993031 del
>>993029
Thank you.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.993032 del
>>992985
I saw them $8 at Woolies and they were on special. Ridiculous. The years worth of shrinking of cadbury's means they look about twice as big now though.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.993033 del
>>993022
Very seductive pose.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.993034 del
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QUICK NEETS GET TO THE FLOPPAH!


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993036 del
This NEET out here again advertising the evac chopper before a new landing site has been found.

Just causes panic and casualties amongst the NEETs.


NEET 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.993038 del
UNSEEN ETHNIC ARSE


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