before the allegations come out

yes i asked her to cosplay as misaki nakahara and then degrade me calling me a worthless neet incel with nothing going on in my life before spitting on my and then breaking out in tears apologizing while trying to dry the spit out of my hair

im only human

>>21139
#claude explain this post to someone that is employed

>>21140
This post is unexplainable LARP, I'm sorry neko.
First funky of the month post :D

>>21141
>This post is unexplainable LARP
When I eventually finish that anime, which I started last december and has 24 episodes btw, I will make it NOT larp bu actually finding a woman to do that to me.

im only human

>>21142
>im only human
#NotAllLaywers

>>21142
>human
Okay that's debatable.

>>21146
I DON'T GET IT

good morning usa
i gotta feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day

>>21148
feelingsfelix says hello
i have once again taken a nap in the afternoon and am awake way too late at night

>>21149
more like Fricked up sleep schedule Felix

maybe you oughta stop taking cat naps and start eating your vitamin d pills

>>21150
well for your information I actually do take a daily vitamin after dinner
just so happens i did not eat dinner tonight...

slept through my 830 alarm and now I missed class. good bye grades time to look at blackpill youtube vids until my life ends

>>21152
Good morning

>>21153
hello neko. since you were the one to reply to me, you will now be the unfortunate recipient of this post. this is what my life is shaping up to look like in 5 years
What a great way to start the day 💖💚

Classic tok

>>21154
Nice physique bro, though watching vtubers is cringe, get some better hobbies and you're all cool 💪😎
>>21155
Classic, apropos posting classics:
<look fast

Also I've taken creatine yesterday before sleep and I've got up today and my water wait reduced, as in my total wait went from like 84.4kg to 83.8kg… It's over…

>>21156
Can you un-(You) me, I posted the SD version by mistake and my browser reset my cookies so I can't delete the post and have to wait for the janeko to fix it for me and it would look REALLY embarrassing if there was a (You) to a voided post, think about it...

>>21157
True but also since he won't delete the post you might as well accept your shame and be one with the cringe.
I'm sorry my nekka brother.
I have also noticed instantly that there were 2 SDs posted but I didn't want to be the SDcomplainerneko

>>21156
>as in my total wait went from like 84.4kg to 83.8kg
you lost 2 kg of muscle and gained 0,5 kg of water overnight
rip to your gains

>tikwm giving sd tokkies
say it aint so

>>21159
84.4kg-2kg+0.5kg!=83.8kg
>>21160
It's been doing it for a while but somehow the script is chugging along for me, even when tikwm is bugging out.
I don't think I have one sd that haven't later been upgraded to hd down the line (when I rerun the script which I do now on auto every 40 minutes)

>>21160
Like as a demonstration, here you go
<look fast it has MORE MEGY BYTES

>>21161
had to manually download the latest bonitoks from the original downloader page on tikwm
I am fine with posting fake hd but I am NOT okay with posting low res
actually nvm apparently most of my recent toks have been low res
I dont care in that case, havent noticed anything until now

>>21162
>Like as a demonstration, here you go
><look fast it has MORE MEGY BYTES
well, yeah, because yours wasnt reëncoded to 264 with a high cq value. my 265 one is also 15 MB

>>21163
>I am NOT okay with posting low res
Yea I dunno how it works exactly but it's been wack.
I could package the toks for you bud if you feel like doing the work since I don't rename them and I know you like to have description in the name.
>>21164
Oh right I totally forgot you still convert, I stopped doing that since nobody complained about not being able to play hevc and it saves me space. I deleted most of my conversions too except for maybe like funky and a few other toks I forgot about.

<LOOK AT THE BACKGROUND FAST

>>21165
>Soul Eater poster
another animu I plan on watching sometime in the next 60 years
>forgot you convert
It's a habit but I might as well delete all the 264s now that Firefox allegedly can run 265 natively
But my little python script still cannot grab the Original HD version of toks from tikwm so it doesnt really matter what I post tbh

>>21166
>Soul Eater poster
No buddy… The drapes have the 'chen bowtie on them…
You stewpid…
>now that Firefox allegedly can run 265 natively
I dunno if anyone else has anything to say about it but if they do they should speak up since I'm willing to even convert on the fly now.
My firefox is good and I can easily play hevc now (on my LINUX MACHINE)

>>21167
>My firefox is good and I can easily play hevc now (on my LINUX MACHINE)
I cannot on my windows machine 😿 but I also dont use firefox for neko so it doesnt matter

Listening to an artist whilst knowing that they killed themselves at an early age somehow makes all of their music make me slightly suicidal. It's like me thinking their music sounds beautiful makes their suicidality leech into my heart.

Also, I'm on Zoom with a classmate and he has a fucking SWORD! ! ! WHAT THE FUCK!

>>21169
>he has a fucking SWORD
Based. I bet he loves Wolfhound.

>>21170
>Wolfhound
That was a kino movie

>>21171
Truly we need to watch more slavjank (instead of gay movie picks that the gayneko picks)

>>21172
We could watch that polish movie about people inside hamster balls or whatever it was sometime :D Istill have it downloaded 😼

>>21169
>he has a fucking SWORD! ! !
I've got a sword for fucking too :^)

Thrust again, milord

>>21173
I have 0 idea what you're talking about.
Oh wait is that the Sexmission? If so then yea we could watch it since it's cool.
>>21174
More of a dagger than anything 🫵😸

>>21174
>I've got a sword for fucking too :^)
Factory New

>>21175
>Sexmission
Yeah this one. It will be soon mark your sexcalendars

>>21175
>>21176
keep laughing cats, pic related is my girlfriend and we bone like an mp4 every night

>>21177
Good. I don't even remember much of it honestly since it's an old movie and I've watched it over 10 years ago but I remember it being good :D
>>21178
Elbows too pointy, wouldn't bone or mp4.

>>21178
>Red pupils
Not fuckable, wifeable or even postable tbhdesuyone

tfw cant tell if the assignment I am reading is written by an immigrant new to sweden or by a dyslexic person

>>21181
future lawyer straight off the boat

>>21183
posted it again award :D

>>21182
Even though 85% of my class are blonde women, there are a few future doctors, engineers and lawyers in my class.
>>21184
I haven't posted it for MONTHS you fUCAKLNWEIGNG BITHC! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
NEVER POSTED IT BEFORE AWARD

>>21186
>Posted that image in response to a tok that I have actually never posted
Fail. I will now no longer ever respond to this picture because you have proven yourself as an unworthy distributor of this award. Do NOT reply to me again.

Fraudheighting blogpost
>measuring after I woke up, 3cm higher than the ID I made 10 years ago
>measuring with shoes on, 6cm higher
>measuring at the government office, only 1cm
NOOOOO I'M GONNA BE A MANLET FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS

>>21187
>I will now no longer ever respond to this picture
*replies to the picture like a baws*

>>21188
Obviously the government is shorting you 5cm, you need to go in with Tom Cruise shoes so you can get your legit height

turns out this is just a shitty visual novel/puzzle game??

I was lied to by the internet

>>21192
I was lied to by the internet
What did you think it was? I don't think I have ever seen someone mention that it wasn't anything but that

Also it's quite a nice game. I remember playing it back when that one side-meguca existed during .moe's time and posting a bit about it there

>>21188
They actually measure you? For us the height is self-reported but they've stopped including it on the newer models.
I remember getting actually measured for the army service thing but they didn't include the measurement so I guess you guys will have to deal with me saying that I'm 6'2 forever now.
>>21192
You didn't know?

>>21193
I thought it was a sex game

>>21195
>Game about kids
>Siblings
>Sex game
Erm..

>>21196
oh I forgfot to mention I'm >>21195 and I post Cant Thinky btw if that matters

>>21197
You (me) forgot to attach a tok of Cant Hinky, here's one just so you can establish your (my) rep as Canth Inky poster

>>21198
>that garden
Hall and Oates - Rich Girl

time to do nothing for 2 hours before having 2 beers and then going back home, simon style

>>21200
STOP DOXXING ME FINALLY SVEN SVENSSON

>gary has gotten snakebites
it's so over, everyone I post has a facial piercing now

Nothings: Done
Beers: Not haven'd
>>21202
>Man with piercings
WeirdChamp

Also, lorefags, what happened to Lucas? Is he still blessing that one midlet with his presence?

>>21203
He's got a harem of 8/10 cosplayers now and rules over a small pacific island nation as its king.

>>21202
Actually wack. Though if Acid has the ring now it seems valid I guess?
>>21203
You'd have better chance trying to stalk Ari through other social media, I don't even have insta at this point, maybe you can see something there?
I've got lucas's account on the scraper and there's naffin new.

BonaldsPosterior, it seems that if you live in EU (european economic zone to be precise) they will actually give you free extended security updates on windows 10 for another year.
The funniest part? US consumers don't get that lmao.

>>21207
top late, I have already decided to go Linus.

ok i drank 4 bears but I didnt wear my boots today so no boots video sorry to my loyal fans

>>21207
>brexit is forcing me to update to windows 11
i HATE my stupid neko country

>>21156
>though watching vtubers is cringe
take it back...

>>21212
i WILL learn japanese for she.

>>21212
I don't find them entertaining, well the excerpts like this one is fun but in general.
I do rarely watch streams anymore either way and I was always more picky about the stuff I watch though.
>>21213
Now THATS cringe 😸

>morning wait 84.2kg
This creatine stuff don't work, I was supposed to gain AT LEAST 5kg of water wait so I can look HYUGE, explainers?

>>21214
youve forgotten to drink water. is your pee the colour of tar? neko...

>>21215
I DID NAHT…
I'm not dehydrated, I'm not capping, it's just not working but maybe I'm still loading?
Anyway it's fine, I was using it for the hair loss anyway since I've got too many hair.

good morning im so fucking sleepy but I don't want to skip class in only my third week

>>21217
Hello so fucking sleepy I'm nekodad :D

>>21218
you're not my real neko dad >.>

>>21219
Yea, if I was real I would be beating yo lazy ass for being late, get yo ass to uni RIGHT NOW

>>21220
>spoiler
I still have time before I need to get on the bus, plenty of time (like 20 minutes or so)

>>21221
>like 20 minutes or so
Yea this guy is gonna be so late…

>>21217
I skipped class today muhahahaha

Holy fuck im not sure if ive ever had calf doms like this in my entire life. yesterday i barely noticed it but now im walking like a newly born deer

>>21223
And that's why you stewpid. You're gonna end up like me, b a l d
>>21224
>do cardio
>have doms
Well no shit nekka, more news at 11
Have fun being barely able to walk :D

I had this weird dream that we had made a new site called neverchan and then a group of other people had made like a "shadow-chan" of ours called evereverchan that was like this secret underground society that you had to find to get yourself onto it. it was all kinds of weird because they would meet up in this city I had moved to in the dream and visit apartment complexes similar to mine but they all had weird cryptic doors that lead to multiple places

>>21226
>he's so invested he's dreaming about the new chen
I'm sorry for not taking it seriously enough… I see we're in deep psychological need territory now…

just had a uniform fitting so saw dozens of cute girls in nurse outfits. #winning #peoplesaynursegirlsarenotorioussexpestssoprettysooniwillbejoiningthesexhaverclub

>>21228
theyre supposed to be loose, arent they?

>>21229
the nurses? yeah sunglasses emoji

>>21228
Tbf on one hand I wouldn't hit it, on the other it's up to you so I guess good luck bud :D

>>21231
thats the difference between you and I

you WOULDNT hit it
i COULDNTA hit it

we are not the same
sunglasses emoji

>>21232
I didn't say if I could tbf, I have 0 idea if I would have any success since I haven't been in the "dating market" for a while already.
I would have to hit a job that's got a lot of female staff and decent turnover but I ain't doing that for a chance at pussy.
What I'm getting at is that you can't for sure know that we're so different bud.

>>21233
>You
tall, strong, bald
>Me
tall, strong, not bald and a future sexhaver

We are not THR SAME.

>>21234
>>Me
>tall, strong
>future sexhaver
Yea okay, let's not go that far… That would not hold up in court as the LawyerNeko would say.

>>21235
>LawyerNeko would say
I would not say that. Only thing I would say is that I deserve a cute wife to hold me and stroke my hair. A 15 year advance in technology allowing for me to have a robot wife would also be acceptable.

>>21236
> A 15 year... wife would also be acceptable.
WHAT THE FIR HES A CANT THINKLER POSTER NOW???

hit new reply early award ^


wish I skipped, just had an hour and a half lecture about what if you fail an assignment or need extra time (Ive never failed)

>>21238
>failpost
Laugh at this neko 😹🫵

>group of guys show up to 6 hours worth of lectures with no paper or laptops to take notes
>spend the whole time doing nothing
baffling

>>21241
Academic weapons. I do this too and I am passing my classes

>>21242
they invited me to the 'lads only' group chat since they sat near me

>>21243
Did you accept the invitation?

>>21244
I had no choice in the matter

>>21245
Will you hang out with these guys? You should

>>21246
no, im not one of the lads
im one of the nekos sunglasses cat emoji

Thursday report
Rough week, not much productivity
No new GUCA site (Neko lied to me)
CS2 is a bad game

>>21247
You ought to go hang out with real men sometime, those fakes will just make you become a girl of you aren't careful

home again, factually

<大きくて重い
>It's big and heavy
The anime girls are talking about my organe.　Heh.

>>21251
Yea, the gut 😸🫵

>>21252
Gut? Yeah, that's me.　Heh.

>>21253
>draws himself as a lanklet
A real nekka would never heightfraud like this.

>>21254
I am still 175 cm in that picture, I am just longnecked 😿

>>21255
>his golden proportion ratio
RUINED
>his chances of acquiring sex
ZERO
THIS MAN IS AN ABOMINATION TO BEHOLD

>>21256
Bury me with my 'chives 😿

Just saw an alyun space craft

>>21257
>Bury me
BURY ME
BURY ME

>>21259
No response to me talkng about the alyuns, hmm? Peculiar... Almost like you are in kahoots with them you blueskinned FREAK. I know you and your antenna-donning kind are spying on me. I am IMMUNE TO YOUR ZAP BLASTS. I have shot myself with low voltage electrostatic waves for MONTHS and I am no longer susceptible to your phasers, you fucking exos.

>>21260
aliens are not real and they are not spying on you, TOUCH GRASS SCHIZO

sent from my Glorbatron 5001 X

>>21261
You think you can fool me you fucking strigmer? All of you fucking MORPHOIDS NEED TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLANET NOW!

You all loooooove to pretend to be hyuumans so much but here's something from the gaseous SHITHOLE that I will be sending you back to with your extremeties tucked between your legs:

✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☹︎✋︎☜︎☠︎ ☞︎☼︎☜︎✌︎😐︎📬︎ ☝︎☜︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎ ⚐︎☞︎☞︎ ⚐︎☞︎ 💣︎✡︎ ❄︎☜︎☹︎☹︎🕆︎💧︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎

>>21263
It hasnt rained in a while. Perhaps never again, for all I know. Save the video now, because it will be a great collector's item in the future when you can prove you witnessed the last rain upon this barren earth. The fucking alyuns have zapped all the clouds and taken them back to their own ecosystem to use as cotton candy I HATE THEM

>>21264
it's raining right now in the UK, you CANNOT suffer in albion
we've got
>rain
>acid
>abbles toks
>a bag of oranges

Ok, I have two potential movies for this caturday, assuming we don't pick another day because workneko is working that day.

One was made 1985 and one was made 1993.

Which one's next? You decide! Epic catmovies of history!!!!!!!!!!!

>>21265
>a bag of oranges
I have no snacks at all. Only thing "snackable" is milk (and choccy milk powder) and tea (but no sweetener)
Its over. I will NEVER satisfy my sweet tooth

>>21266
>Which one's next? You decide! Epic catmovies of history!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Chan VERUS...
ENNIS DEL MAR
BEGIN

*rap beat starts playing*
They call me Ennis
I like men's Penis
My asshole needs your Fist
If you're Jack Fucking Twist
You're a loser Fat Chan
Weighing thrice a Man
Looking like a lard covered RAD
Your Rhymes are Sad
Mind if I shed a Tear?
'Cuz you know I ain't Queer

>>21268
+2 except for the fact that Ennis was not the receiver. Lorelet, you didn't even watch the gay scenes properly. I mog you in knowledge when it comes to the hierarchical states of male relationships.

>>21269
>+2
Donuts to the order
Chan's love for food knows no border
Bullets bounce off me like rubber
Rolling hong kong with my layers of blubber
Debt collecting, booty shaking,
When I walk down the stairs the building starts quaking,
I can't find a picture of me,
so here's some shit I drew for free

EPIC NEKO MOVIE BATTLES OF HISTORY
WHO WON?? WHO'S NEXT. YOUUUUUUUUUU DECIDE

>posted my opus magnum of OC
>on neko: 1, on this thread: 1
;_;

>>21271
I already gave my +2. I will NOT be scammed into giving you another dose just because you delayed the release of the 2nd part into a DLC. You are NOT Blizzard Entertainment™, only they can get away with scamming me like this. YOU STRIGMER I KNOW ITS YOU

https://www.tiktok.com/@jittershock/video/7555687902005497118 [Embed]
theres a ginger uma musume for you bro she is calling your name you just gotta learn how to spell hers

>>21273
>ginger tomboy
okay I like this godship game now

ok but the choice for t he next movie movie is still chooseable aas per >>21266

Can you believe it nekos? Christmas, just three months away! I'm so excited!

>>21276
Before then we have 十月猫's 誕生日, can't forget that

>>21266
I do indeed work both Saturday dayshift (5:30-21:30 on 4th) and Sunday night (21:30-5:30 5th/6th) so I dunno how were gonna do it

>>21278
hmm could do friday normal hours if that doesnt collide with anyone else's

>>21279
That could work yeah

okay guys it's time to activate your kawaii neko powers

>>21281
MEOW
NYA
NYA
NYAAAAA

:D

>>21279
I've got a later finish on friday but I should be back in time for the mooovie :D

>>21281
By the end of tok she looks like a crazy catlady. Are those the nekopowers she was promised?

WAKE UP MR WEST

>>21285
I'm already woke up, but I'm Mr East. We called it based up or redpilled up here.

>>21286
Have you been awake the entire night or did you recently wake up?

>>21287
Like an hour ago, maybe even less, I did my time in the sleeping mines otherwise I wouldn't be able to function.
Also since we're on that topic, what time is the movie scheduled? 8PM? Because I gotta move my schedule around that obviously if I wanna be able to work tomorrow.

>>21288
would 8 pm work for you? or is earlier preferable?
also when does this guy end >>21283

>>21289
Yeah maybe he SHOULDVE STATED when he's available...
Anyway I can do really anytime I'll just have to sleep before and after most likely.

>>21290
when is the best time for you, meaning the least amount of concessions to your sleep schedule and/or awkward compromises like sleeping 5 hours, movie and then sleeping another 3?

>>21289
>when does this guy end
uhhh im on end right now :D

i'll be home, at the latest, 7:30 PM euro time

>>21291
It don't matter. It'll be awkward one way or the other.
>>21292
So 8pm CEST is fine, I hope this guy knows we're working on CEST...

ok since nobody (zero (zilch (keine Mennschen))) replied and picked one of the two options yesterday, I will just decide that we are watching the possibly less comprehensible one
movie movie movie Sonatine (1993) at 8 pm neko time TODAY

>>21294
We all knew you'd choose the worst of the two anyway so I decided to not wait in :D

>>21295
the other option was actually kinda cute but guess we will never know
it was a 50% chance

>>21297
im a strigma male f rom the xlanet of xolostlorth

>>21298
THIS GUY HAS PERFECT MEMORY I probably didn't even click the tok which says a lot about me

>>21300
But you click all of my uma musume toks, right? :D

Can you believe it nekos? Rezzi's becoming a real girl, just five days away! I'm so excited!

>>21301
I dunno, maybe, I don't "remember" them since they leave my mind about 20 seconds after I watch them on average.
>>21302
You could've not reminded us…

>>21303
Next time my horse wife comes on my fyp again I will reply to you so you can see it too😼

>neko starts posting uma midsume
>shortly thereafter starts running
naurr blud think he a horse 💀💀🐴🐎🏇

I'm gonna be honest with you, nekos. Social status be damned, I am going to start putting 10-20 cloves of garlic in every meal I make because that shit is just so fucking tasty

>>21306
You're gonna be bothered by your own body odor most probably. I used to use almost as much and it was wonky, but thankfully I was at uni back then so no job stigma.

>>21307
I guess I'll find out but man, I just made chili con carne with 2 full heads of garlic and it was so good

Boni is gonna colour her hair again. What is that, the 19th time in two years? One of these days I might make one of those graphs that bands have to display the timeline of band members but for her hair colour

>>21309
im gonna beat you to it and steal the nekocoins for the ×2 worthy gimmick

>>21310
You wont and I know you wont

The whole moving around stuff might've been for naught, I'm feeling sick and tbf I should probably stay in bed instead of getting up even though it feels sucky to not be there, sorry nekos...
I hope I'll be able to go work tomorrow because ugh... I don't even wanna think about the drama it would create if I was bedridden.

>>21312
I think I am missing context because I have no idea what this is about but I hope you rest up well and whatever ails you passes

>>21313
Movie night, the fact it got moved Friday today, I'm the reason it got moved

>>21314
Oo, I thought it was about someneko moving houses o algo
Sleep well and eat something before you go sleep so that your body has something to do during the night to not let the illness roam free (pseudoscience)

>>21315
Yea I might've been unclear, but I'm VERY SICK (not really yet) so I've got an excuse.
>eat something
I really don't feel hungry, on the other hand getting a few cloves of garlic into me could be beneficial... We'll see if I can stomach it later

another nothing happens for 70 min and then something happens but by this point you dont understand what happened movie by yours truly

>>21317
Didn't watch + don't remember anything + I shake my tail at you 🐴

>>21319
bro why does fajoogaloo always have such dogshit haircuts
do you think he cuts it himself? it looks like he lets his dog bite it off

been watching india street food videos and ngl that shit looks so nasty

>>21321
the hello kitty sporting the gold chain and black bandana looks very sharp

>>21321
Do the cuckenbee

@creatineNeko I hope youre not falling for the 25g/day "loading" scam
rip your wallet if true

The Lion's wisdom tooth has calmed down for a bit and the ability of being able to chew on both sides of the mouth has been temporarily restored

>>21325
Honestly I've not been taking it since I was a bit out of it now so uhh, maybe I'll do the meme loading 25g later 😎

>>21327
DONT DO IT
YOUR MUSECLES WILL GROW... TOO FAST

>>21328
if the penis is a muscle, would creatine make it bigger? mine is only 7.5 inches so still pretty small for a nekoposter

>>21330
>he hasn't used his in so long that it's atrophied away
naurrr

>>21331
>penis is a muscle
neko so heavy he turned himself into an elephant with the ability to move his dick independent from his body and grasp objects

>>21332
>muscles need to be able to grasp objects
okay pick up that glass of water with your bicep

you cant RighTARD.

>>21333
muscles are needed to grasp objects, yeah thats right

>>21334
so are bones

>>21335
not at all. an elephant does not have bones in their penises nor in their trunks and they can grasp objects just fine

>>21336
I concede, you win and I look like an idiot, might I know the name of the champion that defeated me in this verbal duel?

>>21337
Sven Gaysson

if you type "p" into my search bar, the first result will be portable bagle oven buy near me
the second result will be porn porn porn porn

>>21339
>bagels and porn
I don't even want to know buddy...

actually thinking about getting a tattoo but then I hate every tattoo I think of, thoughts??

>>21342
just pierce your cock like a normal person

>>21343
fine. booked my time for next wednesday

>>21343
I thought that was pretty rare but I just asked chatgpt and it turns out 74% of men between the ages of 18 and 35 in the UK have pierced cocks, I guess I'm the weird one for not doing it

Boni is 162 cm tall. I thought she was taller tbh
Maybe all her friends are femlets

>>21346
>162cm
That means that if I were to jab straight ahead, I would sock her right in the nose.
Watch your tone next time you (You) me.

>>21347
Violence is bad, mkay?

>>21348
Think fast kitten 👊🏾

>>21349
ouch ow owie!

>>21346
this song is so fucking good, thank you boni for introducing me to a new drain gang track

>>21349
>racial profiling himself
Why'd he do that?

working on myself tonight, dont reply, im too busy grinding to see

speaking like an elf tonight, dont reply, im too busy rhyming to see it

emailed a tattoo studio to request a booking.
your mom, your aunt and your sister are begging for a fucking.

>>21355
what're you planning to get? also where?

>>21355
I hope this is a funny joké

On the other news, I feel kinda awful, but I think the worst is past me.
No more fever or if I have any I don't feel it as much as before and the only bad part left is that I feel you know, weakened in general. Hopefully it won't come back and we're (I am) in the clear.

>>21356
>tax time
secret :D
>>21357
the 2nd part is a joke :)
>I feel kinda awful
me too brother kkona, constant sniffles and lethargy, I hate the flu

nekos be like: i like it when we kiss with the tongue, muscle of fun, inside my mouth

im geckos

>>21358
this guy is scared he'll be judged for getting a succubus womb tattoo tramp stamp

>>21358
On one hand this sounds extremely dumb, on the other it's your life so I'm like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hope you enjoy the tattoo.
>>21359
>nekos
>geckos
Naurrrrrrrrr, it's over for this guy

neko sunday

>>21361
You will be jobbing for another few hours right? Your shift schedule looked somewhat demonic when you posted it a few days ago, how has it been?

>>21363
Nah, I was there yesterday, today is nightshift.
It's honestly a miracle I've managed to stay there for 16 hours with that fever but it should be better now.
I'm gonna have wonderful 3 nightshifts in a row now.

>>21364
>I'm gonna have wonderful 3 nightshifts in a row now.
>16 hour shift with a fever
Those who blow 🤧🤧
Get well soon, stupid

>>21365
I'll probably feel kinda under the weather for a few days but it's fine, at least it's not getting worse.
Yesterday I was mourning being sick, today I'm mourning the lost gains because I'm not working out today (or tomorrow probably, depending on how well I'll be feeling)
Getting sick is the KILLER of gainz.
Also in case you're already planning next saturday I've got a nightshift there and friday too.

>>21366
>Getting sick is the KILLER of gainz.
I am healthy as a bug in a rug and I am not working out so being sick actually plays no role in getting gainz or not 😼
>Also in case you're already planning next saturday I've got a nightshift there and friday too.
Ruh roh

LET ME RAP: MINECRAFT
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE I GUESS

forsen hit plat and tenshit is about to derank to iron again after 3x the amount of games he has played

>>21369
how the neko does she get 750 views playing league at genuine dogshit rank and yet our neko streamer is lucky to get 3 views

>>21370
because she goes live every day and talks into the microphone. I checked iwth Claude and thats what he said

>>21371
somehow I doubt if our neko, despite being a god gamer, were to go live almost every day and talk into the mic that he'd see Tenshi's level of success in the same timeframe she did, if ever.

there must be some, unexplainable difference between tenshi and a neko. can claude, our top scientist, discern the difference of why one would get hundreds of active viewers and thousands of dollars income a month, and the other 2 viewers and (remove the space)

>>21372
She is a female (woman) (opposite gender to małe)

>>21373
but I thought twitch.tv was a le meritocracy??

>>21372
>somehow I doubt if our neko, despite being a god gamer, were to go live almost every day and talk into the mic that he'd see Tenshi's level of success in the same timeframe she did, if ever.
He would, but I forgot to mention the added caveat that she continuously and repeatedly completes games on stream. Sure, these games are individualized league matches, but that is the key to success. Noneko has ever completed a game on stream. Cogito, ergo sum.

>>21375
he completed factorio, a much harder game.

i'd PAY money to see tenshi try and beat that.

>>21376
>he completed factorio, a much harder game.
on baby difficulty with biters turned off btw
so hardly a legitimate run

>>21377
BITERS WERE ON FOR BOTH RUNS. I SPENT 30 HOURS BUILDING WALLS BY HAND.

>>21378
cope and snope

>>21375
>Cogito
Falsa, by extension falsus in uno falsus in omnibus

>>21380
sorry but I do not take the bus nor play uno idk what you are talking about buddy I think you've got the wrong door, the uno club is two blocks down

>>21381
>lawyerman
>pretends to not know the lawyer speak
X to doubt.

>>21382
I actually dont think anyone understands what the latin principles our professors constantly mention mean. I just assume that everyone else just learns that one specific set of sounds = a certain concept, like I do

>>21383
That's funny, I've learned any of the latin phrases in "full", as in I . Though I don't think this one is applied literally anyway so it's better to understand the common meaning anyway.

I at least know their translation and most of the time the meaning of words too*
I hate posting on mobile

>>21384
>>21385
Something like condictio indebiti I wouldnt be able to translate but I could tell you that it means something along the lines of possession of money you arent supposed have should be returned
We have lots of these mumbo jumbo things that are referenced all the time, some of them more easily understandable just by the name, like ex officio and some less so, like ne bis in idem

I have got to go shower and sleep now so see you in five billion hours

>>21386
I'm gonna be there around uhh 11 when I wake up so not quite 5 billion.
I don't even know those but I don't exactly know Roman law and that's where most of them come from I think.

>>21387
yeah its latin

good morning nekoville, whats on the docket for the day

>>21389
1. Still feeling sick.
2. Not working out too much.
3. General malaise.

I edited a wikipedia page today. First time ever doing this. I will not be doing it more because it was kinda ass with all the menus and formatting and stupid shit like that

>>21389
Cook food, do some japanese and then work out. I will tie my shoes properly this time and hopefully be able to run the full 40 minutes instead of just 30. Aiming for 6 km in those 40
and then some OHP afterwards to reward myelf

>>21391
Why'd you edit wiki? Even if it was blatantly false I wouldn't bother because of the way they've made the process extremely annoying on purpose.
>he can work out while I can't
FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
>sd boni
Beyond over…

>>21392
>Why'd you edit wiki?
I was looking up some legal thing and saw that it was referring to an old law so I updated it
<sd boni
>Beyond over...
I do NOT know how to update my scrooper so that it gets toks from the original downloader so I cannot fix this. You will have to live with it.
I have theorized a way how to do it but Im not sure if curl can input the tok id into the input field and then "find" the Download button on the page if you make a request to it. If it has that capability, I dont think the fix would be too difficult

>Trying to update my scrooper
>Turns out I have to take a 3 hour detour to learn how to program again, use a bunch of dependencies and update my vscode
I will do it but I will do it begrudgingly

>>21395
>Check out the "get_source_encode" in utils.py.txt
I know just barely enough to understand what I am reading but just barely not enough to know how to use this myself

>>21396
You don't use python code?
If you do it's basically a copy-paste (except you gotta else delete the logger lines or replace them with prints), if you don't (as in you're using something harder to understand) then I would be amazed you don't understand the code, since it's basically, a post to the submit_url with video_id (you know, this: 7557058101258620191), then you get the response with some kind of task_id and you get the url to the actual video through appending that to the result_url (actually it might be another response which would give you the direct url to video in "play_url", I didn't check).
Pretty much everything else is optional, headers probably too though I guess it's not a bad thing to use them.

>>21397
I do use python, I just have no clue where to put all of this techno splat into my current babby file to make it useable
I havent done any api work before

>>21398
Call it like so:
result = get_source_encode("7557058101258620191")
Should return you a dict with
{"play_url": "https://directlinktovideo.mp4", "size":"somesizeinbytes"}
then curl the play_url (so result["play_url"])
if it returns None then it failed so you should check if the result is None first.
Pretty sure that's all.
You can literally drop it into the folder you have your script in (rename it to utils.py), do
from utils import get_source_encode
as an import on top and it should be available.

>>21399
Im getting some cancer error all of a sudden in every project file I have
>reportMissingImports: Import "thinghere" could not be resolved
doesnt matter if its utils (in the same folder), or if its selenium or some other import that I was using in another project
its over

It will have to wait until I go linoox I think

>>21400
Ugh, it does have a bunch of imports and I dunno if all of them are standard so it's hard to tell 😔
I don't want to like force it onto you but I'm sure you'd be able to use it I just don't know how much I'd have to walk you through (and I personally dislike using something like vscode)
Anyway I was going to nap before work so maybe later

>>21402
>Ugh, it does have a bunch of imports and I dunno if all of them are standard so it's hard to tell 😔
its not that, its some bug with my vscode I think because stuff I already had and am using are also broken when I try to use them
I'll probably get another program by the time I get on linux and I suspect that will happen this month

gonna be honest I scrolled past the last 10 posts because I'm too dumb to understand computers, I beat factorio faster than everyother neko though

For me, it's going on my DickCock™ folder, double-clicking on Scrooooop.bat and voilà, fresh 4kUHDtoks.

>>21405
>violà
its spelled wallah

>get home
>eat
>do nothing for 6 hours
>wonder where the fuck time went
time to rush the 10 hours worth of things I want to get done today in the next 2 hours of time I have
and I cant post any more new bonis cus posting low res is CRINGE its so over

>>21405
>4k
Refers to the amount of legs
>UHD
Umazing Horse Definition 🐴:D
>>21407
Don't worry, I won't make fun of you anymore, I mean I was expecting you'd be able to use that snippet easily but I guess it were just my preconceptions.

>>21408
> I was expecting you'd be able to use that snippet easily but I guess it were just my preconceptions
aí probably would be, if not even just making a new scirpt with gpt, if not for my importing not working for some reason
oh well

couldnt run at all today, my foot was cramping up like ggggrazy in my arch . I will buy jogging shoes

>>21409
On one hand you'd probably be able to debug it with gpt, on the other I dunno if you'd learn much so it's up to you.
>>21410
>I can't work out
>he can't either
It's the small things in life you know :D

>>21411
>you'd probably be able to debug it with gpt,
already tried by this point >>21394 andd couldnt figure out the issue
either way, like I said, im not in a hurry and since im gonna change OS anyways it may as well wait a few weeks
>he cant either
my push pump kinda wicked today ngl just wish I couldve run those 40 min

If I had my life under control, y'know, I think it wouldn't be that bad
It might even be a little fun doing fun things desu ne

Last day 😔

sorry guys haven't posted much lately I've been sick and electing to just play slay the spire on my phone all day

this flu won't go away, it can only be defeated if all nekos reply "SHOO SHOO FLU"

I will post but I would NEVER EVER EVER respond to any other posters!!!

>>21413
The good news is that you still probably can get it under control, the bad ones is that it's probably not going to happen. I think I got defeated long time ago I just took exorbitant amount of time to notice and/or accept that fact.
>>21414
Even though I don't like that shtick that rezzi is doing I'll be mourning for your loss neko…
F
>>21415
>if all nekos reply "SHOO SHOO FLU"
Yea I ain't doing that 🖕😎🖕
Suffer with me or PERISH
>electing to just play slay the spire on my phone all day
Meanwhile I'm going to work while feeling like I could have my flu travel onto the lungs (I believe the actual medical term is metastasis but it seems to be used mostly for cancer) and make me DIE (well, not die but it will be awful)

<LOOK FAST

>>21416
eating subway in cosplay, very dangerous! sauce could spill out and ruin your costume

>>21417
First point of contention: this is taco bell :D
Second point of contention: live a little BUDDY 😎

>>21416
>Today, I have this tor TILLA. and I am going to EAT IT 👿
The sequel to her most critically acclaimed tok. Lets fuckign gooooo
>the bad ones is that it's probably not going to happen
yeah, that's what I am thinking too
> I think I got defeated long time ago I just took exorbitant amount of time to notice and/or accept that fact.
I found out earlier than you. Mogged again 😎

In other news: my friend lost his virginity. I asked him if it was "all that" like he had played it up to be (he was feeling a bit bad about being a virgin) and he said it was about as expected but just cuddling afterwards was more fun. I can see how the whole fomo part of it makes it out to be this grand developmental milestone and then once you've done it, its just another thing that you wonder why you ever worried about

>sex haver neko has gotten bored bragging about his own sex so now he's talking about all the sex his friends are having
you CANNOT suffer in Swedenistan, it's like a constant orgy according to all the sex posts.

>>21419
>most critically acclaimed tok
<LOOK FAST
>Mogged again 😎
I wouldn't be so sure that being more blackpilled is betterer.
>sex talk
Yea I'm NOT getting baited into talking about that AGAIN 🖕

>umaneko didn't post this (newest) uma edit
Disappointed…

My two favourite things: jirai and mimis.

>>21421
This tok is so fucking funny, I love it
She looks so absolutely pissed off eating that tor tilla and then starts wagging back and forth in order to attempt to still her burning heart.
The way she not only bites the tor tilla but RIPS it apart like a feral animal tearing the flesh off of the still living prey.
I love it
>>21422
We do not know who that horse is 😿If you ask me if I know what her name, I will say neigh 🐴
>>21423
The black tip on the part of her bangs hanging in front of her face makes it look like she has a hitler mustache 0.o

>>21424
>The way she not only bites the tor tilla but RIPS it apart like a feral animal tearing the flesh off of the still living prey.
She's got the INSTINCTS you've forgotten… WAKE UP svidish warrior… Take back your VRIL… Remember your VIKING PAST! JOE BIDEN WAKE UP
>If you ask me if I know what her name
I know you only said that to get the pun in but I don't know neighter who that horse is.

>>21425
>I know you only said that to get the pun in
>but I don't know neighter who that horse is.
you need to FUCKIGN ESPLODE

>noneko said "SHOO SHOO FLY"
screw you guys im going to nekochen

>>21427
shouldve taken the entire antibiotic prescription, buddy
you've made your bed and now you have to snot in it

>Get out of last exam
>Friend 1 is talking about XYZ question was about JKL law or whatever
>He's right, I cannot disagree
>He gives good arguments for it, too
>We get our results back
>He got a 1 out of 10. 5 is passing.
What the fuck? Did he just suddenly remember the answers after leaving the hall?

>>21426
😎 Got him again.
>>21427
Maybe if you actually (You)'d somebody in your posts they would RESPOND HUH?
>>21429
It's possible, on the other hand it might be that he was completely wrong, or just straight up it was the one question he got right unless you're saying you were talking about multiple questions.

>>21426
agree that neko is too silly

>>21430
I checked his exam and the argumentation as for why he was given a 1 it was student-graded by a group of 4 people and, while his exam was pretty ass and their arguments were valid, that was NOT a 1/10. Definitely not passing but at least a 3-4 because it wasnt actually that bad, he just cut too many corners and then came to some weird conclusions
Oh well, doesnt really matter innit family

I made some chikin earlier and that shit was soo tasty I am boiling some spaghetti so that I can eat the rest of the chikin. If it hadnt been tasty, I probably wouldve saved it until tomorrow because I have NO FOOD, NO MILK and NOTHING to eat tomorrow but I guess today's pleasures will be tomorrow's pains.
>>21431
Some may say.... too silly... perhaps of the...gooseish variety...

fell in love with a girl on my course ive never spoken to again award

>>21433
Feelings Felix would NEVER call you a queer.
We are NOT THR same.

#claude generate me some great bait to make the nekos reply to me

| Make a post about how the efficiency of a base in Factorio is directly related to the base builder's ability to make sure his belts are making use of all produced material and does not allow the belts to become backed up

youre lucky I was at BGC D&D with EZ and GG or id have written an essay madly

>>21432
Oh it was an essay response exam thing, yea that makes sense why it could get a 1 anyway.
>eating so much
Naurrrrr he's gonna get fatty bumbum.
>>21436
What does easy and gamergate have to do with dungeons and dragons?

good night nekoes

>>21438
Good night yourself, I gotta work 😒

😈

>>21440
dang i didnt know koto was goated like that, thats so cool of her

>>21437
gamergate cancelled d&d for being too much fun :/
>>21438
good morning neko
>>21440
>uses the USP
another reason to hate koto I guess (I'm an R8 Revolver player)

>>21440
Look at koto pogging at your (I have no idea but probably) very skilled play :D
>>21442
>gamergate cancelled d&d
d&d cancelled itself by SUCKING all the autismal fun out of 5e and making it a system for filthy normals
Also good morning

Also this last week really feels like:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6VtUCoYmk [Embed]

>>21443
and they all sing in unison
GIVE A NEKKA A BREAK
GIVE A NEKKA A BREEEEEAAAAAAAAAK
HOW MUCH MORE CAN I TAKE?
GIVE A NEKKA A BREAK

>>21443
this video keeps showing up everywhere lately, @felix whats your response? felix please post felix please where are youuuu felix

>>21445
he's gone, neko... he won't ever return

>>21446
:/

without him here, whats the point? screw you guys im going to burma news

>>21447
this gimmick would be improved if you actually went and posted there but you havent so thats how I am able to identify that you are Liar Liar Pants on Fire Frederick

>>21448
I don't trust shady websites so I will NOT be posting there + i just drank a 4.5% alcohol beer so im buzzed as fuck rn and gonna take a nap

>>21449
>3 pm on a wednesday
and thus, the first alcoholic neko has been crowned

>>21450
it wasn't even a big beer it was 300ml, just enuf to take the edge off

>>21450
>the first alcoholic neko has been crowned
Not even close, I've got him beat by 10 years (ago when I was studying) and multiple months (of duration) of drinking an average of ~3 beers 7.2% abv daily

>>21452
>>21452
That's nothing. That neko drank less than one full beer of normal ABV. He is a fucking drunkard alcoholic in a drunken stupor. You two are NOT THR same

I have come to the conclusion that there is no sweet or candy that is tasty enough nor lasts long enough to justify the price. 5 euro for a bag of sour cola candy? Gone in minutes and not actually that tasty. Is there really nothing worth buying anymore? Have I gotten old?
All I buy nowadays is meat, carbs and veggies.
Is this enlightenment or is this culinary depression? I guess chocolate milk is as close as it gets to being worth the money

Also, I installed League of Legends again. If I suddenly stop posting, assume I took my life after going on a 10 game loss streak. Don't mourn me.

>>21452
>I'm getting real tired of you picking on me
That raises a good question, actually. Why's everybody always picking on me? Pretend I photoshopped 3 tokfu faces into this image

sorry nekos I've barely posted these last few days, you REALLY should've replied shoo shoo flu, it's only gotten worse, lost my voice near enough now, tired but still the lion is waking up at 6:30 the toks missing to catch the bus to go to 8 hours of class where only the last 2 hours is something worth doing the first 6 is all just stuff I could read the slides for but my attendance matters so I can't skip I hate my stupid neko life

eating my happy pills so I will be happy though :D
>>21453
I havent drinked in like 4 years so im not surprised it hit me like that
>THR
heh +2
>>21454
I would NOT survive in euroland with those prices, wts (what the sigma)
>>21455
eric reference
>>21457
hi neko from the future, cool tiktok! I like the boycos

>5 euro for a bag of sour cola candy?

>That neko drank less than one full beer of normal ABV

>>21454
I won't mourn you, I'll revel in my final victory over you, eternally mogged, rip bozo 💀🥀
>>21456
Hope you get well bud, I seem to be doing much better than you even though I've been actually working through my flu.
>boycos
No boycos.

Just saw the blackest man ive ever seen in my life. He was legit pitch black that I had to do a double take because it looked like it ews painted on. Thats insane

>>21456
I cant imagine a world where attendace mattered in uni. Here you legit just sign up for the course, take the exam and nothing else is mandatory. maybe like one course a year had a mandatory assignment that you can do from home if you really wanted to. I havent had mandatory attendace since high school

Some guy tried to get me to sign a electrical contract with the company he was advertising for
>Do you study at this University?
<No, I dont
>do you live in Sweden?
<That's a good question
i think im retarded

>>21454
Ok, I retract this post partly. I did buy an almond cake yesterday and I'm eating one slice of it a day to make it last longer and it is so fucking good. I will not be buying it again unless some cute girl wants to come over but man, this was kinda worth the 5 euros or whatever it costed. Fuck the sour cola candy, this almond cake is the bomb

>>21459
for my nursing course there is a minimum number of hours to qualify, so they do care about attendance a lot

>>21462
oh right, that makes sense. Can't just have exam warriors going out and treating people

good night /burmanews/

>>21464
>going to sleep at 3 pm
What in the fir?

thursday already fast week

just watched F1: the movie
very good
recommended

falling asleep in class, give me your energy burma jews
>>21467
/f1/ hated it but neko rated it?

>>21468
>burma jews
Non-existent, all got wiped out by the Kaybros that you're paying with right now.
It was like the second holocaust.

*posting

>>21468
idk why he hated but in a movie about fast cars and racing it was good one also watched Ford it was great aswell loving this kind of movie lately

Wish it was Friday so I could have another slice of almond cake
Fuck my stupid baka life. Should I buy a body pillow? If yes, of whom? Senjougahara? Misaki? Vote down below

>>21469
>second holocaust
as in it didnt happen?
ALL MY NEKOS FLOPPAS NEKO HEIL THINKLER

neko if he liked good boni toks and was also president richard nixon be like
>I-I'm I'm I'm not a crook

fell asleep in my chair
it says a lot about how shit this forsen stream is

downloading hinge so i can get some minge

>>21476
hope you get so used to winning you get need to start bringing floaties everywhere you go to avoid drowning in poonani

>>21477
I can be like nekos friend who had so much sex he got bored of it

>>21478
He didnt sound like he was bored of it yet

>>21479
I fried my dopamine receptors on tiktoks so I'll get bored 30 seconds in and start scrolling

>>21480
That's when you start quizzing them on niche video game mechanics mid coitus to keep it interesting
Ask her if she knows about 1066

>>21481
I don't know if you're mixing up the historically important year of 1066 or that is part of the video game mechanics joke because 1066 is the starting year for Crusader Kings 2 and 3, my 1st and 3rd most played games on steam
>her
buddy... you've known me for how long?

>>21482
>>21482
>buddy... you've known me for how long?
I simply decide to respect their new pronouns in my posts hehe. btfo buddy
>1066
Restart the run again, milord. ♻

>>21483
>Restart the run again, milord. ♻
My latest CK3 playthrough is pretty cool actually. Lots of ups and downs, conquered almost all of Britain and got crowned emperor as William of Normandy, lost it all a few generations later, got so bad even the kingdom of England was dissolved, clawed back with a good marriage and some alliances to control all of great britain (thats the UK without ireland for any EUnekos).

I just like sitting down and pretending to be a king, it's fun. I am NOT autistic.

>>21484
>I just like sitting down and pretending to be a king, it's fun. I am NOT autistic
It's okay to admit it; we all like to pretend that we are something exotic now and again. For me, I spent a few months pretending to be a furry for laughs. As for now? I am pretending to be a weeb loser, hehe. Yeah, pretending. Hehehe.