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Anonymous 01/26/2018 (Fri) 07:09:01 [Preview] No. 8145 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
odili there needs to be some sort of feature so that if i mistype /sp/ like i often do it will still redirect me to /sp/ instead of 404
i recommend just redirecting all traffic to /sp/ to make my life more a little more convenient
thank you in advance
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odilitime Board volunteer 01/29/2018 (Mon) 23:38:26 [Preview] No.8156 del
give me a list of misspellings and I'll see what I can do

Anonymous 01/29/2018 (Mon) 23:43:36 [Preview] No.8157 del
this one
i misstype it a lot please fix D:

Anonymous 02/02/2018 (Fri) 02:51:19 [Preview] No.8170 del
here is a list of my top 1500 misspellings
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Anonymous 02/08/2018 (Thu) 01:15:19 [Preview] No.8195 del
>go to type in /sp/
>oh shit fingers slipped
why does odil hate us???
i think this is a perfectly reasonable request

Anonymous 02/08/2018 (Thu) 01:20:00 [Preview] No.8196 del
my data gathering has shown that 95% of people visiting /pol/ meant to go to /cuteboys/

Anonymous 12/29/2017 (Fri) 06:33:23 [Preview] No. 8043 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Kind of have a crush on odli. I dont know how to handle, so I'm coming here to ask his hand in marriage. I am serious about this odli, we need to make it work out. Please baby. I need you in my life.
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Anonymous 01/03/2018 (Wed) 18:07:39 [Preview] No.8071 del
wrong. i just wanna fuck odilis brains out. so i hope he gets in this thread so that it can happen.

Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 23:25:47 [Preview] No.8076 del
report to this thread for a spanking like a big boy odli

Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 20:14:47 [Preview] No.8091 del
yall need jesus

Anonymous 01/15/2018 (Mon) 18:12:58 [Preview] No.8110 del
getting really upset need to put this dick inside odli so i can get some sleep. dont make a man mad, i gotta bust a nut and inside you is where this baby making juice belongs. you take this seed odli and youll start to turn into a girl and we both know you need that. so get in here and let me fill you the fuck up odli.

Anonymous 01/25/2018 (Thu) 02:29:15 [Preview] No.8142 del
what kinda dowry you got?

Front Page Image Problem Anonymous 01/16/2018 (Tue) 23:19:12 [Preview] No. 8112 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Normally I do not condone censorship. However it has come to my attention spammers are posting very disgusting, repulsive images on certain boards and it comes up on the front page for all to see. Some of which is illegal, such as CP and animal cruelty.

I am politely suggesting that front page images should exclude a few boards such as /loli/ and /zoo/ and /pone/. The boards would still exist, but would not be able to tarnish the reputation of this website or disgust the average user.

Why should the owner allow pictures of naked children and crushed animal penises to be flaunted on the main page?
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Anonymous 01/16/2018 (Tue) 23:37:05 [Preview] No.8116 del
these boards are basically dead thats why their mods arent logging in more than the required once a week. monster has zero users go look if you dont believe me. the site needs more global janis who remove only illegal content. but theres not a lot of them it seems. you can't expect people to log in daily when no one posts on the board honestly.

Anonymous 01/20/2018 (Sat) 11:40:46 [Preview] No.8125 del
Do you want to run end/loli? Cleaning the board is more trouble than it's worth. Leave your username and I'll transfer you the ownership. I only claimed it because at the time 8/loli was run by a hotpocket who was banning everyone, and I wanted a bunker in case people wanted to flee the board. He eventually killed himself (or simply resigned), but 8/loli has already dried up into a shell of its formerself.

Unfortunately, ATF had also been taken over by a censoring dictator, but I'm tired of dealing with pedos who won't jump forums because they want to cuck themselves. You can handle the lolicons if you want it and can bring them here, and want to fight for free speech. That will give me more time to manage another dead board. Enjoy:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UEM-rHmNzCY [Embed]

odilitime Board volunteer 01/21/2018 (Sun) 22:19:48 [Preview] No.8127 del
this p. much

we do our best.

Anonymous 01/23/2018 (Tue) 20:07:35 [Preview] No.8139 del
This is exactly why the global report feature exists. You're supposed to globally report CP. Look, I've already determined the domain extension locations through simply searching when the shit popped up. .tk (Tokelau New Zealand), .ml (Mali Africa) .gq (Equatorial Guinea Africa) and .ga (Gabon Africa).

Anonymous 01/24/2018 (Wed) 00:31:29 [Preview] No.8140 del
Or while you're fucking around here you could delete the child porn on your own board. >>>/loli/329 FROM DECEMBER 21.

To prevent this you really should delete that board and blacklist the faggot in charge of /loli/ to never run a board again.

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Problems with /tv/ Anonymous 01/01/2018 (Mon) 17:40:25 [Preview] No. 8056 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does /tv/ no longer allow video uploading?

I have been archiving some good 'ol shows for a while and recently when I try uploading more videos, the page freezes and seems to block me from uploading. Yes, I changed VPN IP ranges, allow the scripts to run on this site, have DOM storage activated too.

Nothing seems to work anymore. What happened? Is /tv/ now blocking video uploads? It seems so.
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Anonymous 01/11/2018 (Thu) 07:28:29 [Preview] No.8096 del
see >>8068 and following the instructions on >>1017

Anonymous 01/14/2018 (Sun) 16:49:19 [Preview] No.8106 del
OK, heres an update with my current situation: mp4 still uploads and so do avi formats. mkv and m4v formats will not upload for some strange reason. I have not tested the webm format recently so I don't know about that.

I am sorry if I am incorrect accusing someone of blocking certain formats, it might just be some kind of glitch. I don't know. I tried allowing JS. I tried wiping out my browser cache, switching my VPN IP, all that... nothing seems to help.

I'll just be uploading different formats from now on.

Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 17:14:54 [Preview] No.8117 del
Update: I am no longer sharing All In The Family @ /tv/

All formats were recently disabled and my ability to upload those episodes (regardless of format conversion) came to an abrupt halt today.

Certain other threads seem to upload for certain formats but overall /tv/ is broken.

I wish someone would investigate this but I doubt enough anons give a damn. Oh well!

Anonymous 01/17/2018 (Wed) 23:00:49 [Preview] No.8118 del
i disabled video posting to endchan with my leet hacker skills.

odilitime Board volunteer 01/21/2018 (Sun) 22:25:26 [Preview] No.8128 del
I checked >>>/tv/ no special format settings. BO hasn't logged in over a month. So no one is making changes, nothing is blocked on tv.

It's purely your set up. Check your files with http://mime.ritey.com/ and make sure we have those types covered in >>1017

Anonymous 12/29/2017 (Fri) 12:35:50 [Preview] No. 8045 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does anyone ever check the claims email? Or is it just a sham and boards go to your irc/discord/email private friends, like on 8 chan?
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Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 01:59:02 [Preview] No.8120 del
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Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 02:05:00 [Preview] No.8121 del
don't bully him he just needs a special type of love that only odili can give him

Anonymous 01/18/2018 (Thu) 02:11:58 [Preview] No.8122 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1xYKW2IWdcY [Embed]

odlisbetrayedexbf#6vidtx 01/18/2018 (Thu) 03:18:29 [Preview] No.8123 del
motha fucka i aint gonna be fucking your nasty as much as you want it.i know you sit there and think to yourself oh god if i had a dick in me what a wonderful world but odli that website owning motha fucka he gonna be da one to drain this snake into his swamp. GONNA MAKE ODLI BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF JESUS you just dont get involved dis aint about how you aint got no man jealous ass ho.
he cant no bully me when hes begging for the da dicking. odli needs drain dis thing dough

Anonymous 01/19/2018 (Fri) 18:17:16 [Preview] No.8124 del
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When did Odilitime piss off a homo nigger faggot?
This is news to me.

Anonymous 01/05/2018 (Fri) 12:09:51 [Preview] No. 8074 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://endchan.net/ isn't working (xyz is)
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Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 11:00:13 [Preview] No.8082 del
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>I'm not trying to start shit,
>only expose odilitime
Pick one, D&C faggot. There is nothing you can do to divide the admin of this site. This harkens back to the days when D&C used to work by trolls so long as the dividers spoke to BOs. When they started attacking and spamming BOs was when the morons lost their leverage.

Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 13:07:10 [Preview] No.8083 del
confirmed, I visited the domain when endchan was down and it was clearly not claimed and for sale.

Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 15:07:16 [Preview] No.8084 del
the domain for .net was for sale i checked it myself while endchan was down. however this doesn't mean some conspiracy about how the sites compromised, it means odili didn't get his payments in on time. it proves how delusional some of you are that the first thing you do whenever ANYTHING happens you start deciding how and why its a conspiracy. Talk about disconnect from reality, I've come to the conclusion that some of you are just hopeless. Now report back to your dead boards or leave your walls of text about the "conspiracy" at hand here, I promise I won't read them one way or the other.

Anonymous 01/06/2018 (Sat) 15:32:17 [Preview] No.8085 del
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Oh but you see it is proof indeed, numbnuts. Because these shit hosts, who replaced the good ISPs of yester(better)year, are lousy, and don't remember us, they just throw up page "Domains for saaaale!! Nobody uses this shit! DERRRRRP WE ARE WEBMASTERS derrp" Just messin with ya, you're probably pretty smart. Here is an original chop for ya

odilitime Board volunteer 01/07/2018 (Sun) 20:06:41 [Preview] No.8087 del
Yes, I renewed .net and .org when I paid the bills this month.

They were down for a bit and I wasn't aware until we went down.

I'm talking to a non-DMCA hosting company about running a 2nd frontend server in the EU.

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Text To Speech Anonymous 12/25/2017 (Mon) 08:13:53 [Preview] No. 8032 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
For those blind individuals who frequent this website

The lack of a text to speech feature is evidence of discrimination against blind individuals and this will result in the reputation of this website being degraded!

Under the checkbox of a post, you could include a small speaker icon, that when pressed, will state all of the text contained within a post using the voice of the observers choosing. Did I forget to mention? It would also be a good idea to include different voices, a female voice, a male voice, and your robotic voice, or even a custom voice uploaded by the user with a sound file for each phonetic vowel, so the website can piece the vowels together to form coherent statements.

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Anonymous 12/26/2017 (Tue) 22:16:28 [Preview] No.8038 del
>Don't look down on the blind, they can do everything you can do
Except see.

Anonymous 12/26/2017 (Tue) 23:46:37 [Preview] No.8039 del
Seeing is when light does things to you, cuck.

Anonymous 12/28/2017 (Thu) 08:01:38 [Preview] No.8042 del
He can literally beat the game with his eyes closed. Can YOU beat that game with your eyes closed? I think not! He's better at the challenge than you are.

Anonymous 12/29/2017 (Fri) 21:11:17 [Preview] No.8046 del

/** run me */

Anonymous 12/29/2017 (Fri) 21:12:59 [Preview] No.8047 del

/** fixed */
speechSynthesis.speak(new SpeechSynthesisUtterance('dicks up ur bum fam'));

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Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 21:57:33 [Preview] No. 7862 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Greetings, Odilitime. I'd like to bring to your attention the random 404 bug that once plagued one of our Meta threads in the past and is now in effect on the following >>>/pol/57718 Though the thread has never been deleted. On /pol/'s front page, the stickied thread stays there (Muh Holocaust), but it can't be visited without redirecting to the 404 page. We're good. The thread has been archived. Just unsure why it does that from time to time.
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Anonymous 12/17/2017 (Sun) 23:07:46 [Preview] No.7989 del
>>>/pol/51944 (404 bug again)
Apparently, editing posts seems to produce this problem.

Anonymous 12/17/2017 (Sun) 23:18:16 [Preview] No.7990 del
Is there any way to disable post editing on /pol/?
-Vol at /pol/

Anonymous 12/18/2017 (Mon) 12:03:33 [Preview] No.7991 del
It's back! Polite sage, and will try not to make the same mistake again.

odilitime Board volunteer 12/18/2017 (Mon) 12:34:20 [Preview] No.7992 del
I ran a rebuild

Anonymous 12/28/2017 (Thu) 05:22:44 [Preview] No.8041 del
How about a feature to moderate the page such as http://endchan.xyz/news/ rather than individual threads, and being able to delete bugged threads from the main? I mean for every board across end. This time the thread wasn't edited by a moderator, yet it has the same strange bug (it's on the first page yet 404s). Second "Russia Establishes Two Permanent Bases In Syria To Host Nuclear Warships And Warplanes" thread.

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Quick Reply can't be closed in Chrome Anonymous 12/04/2017 (Mon) 22:34:17 [Preview] No. 7855 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone else having this problem? The [x] close action link no longer appears on the quick reply since a few days ago. I've cleared cache and still same problem.
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odilitime Board volunteer 12/11/2017 (Mon) 08:51:27 [Preview] No.7979 del
I am building a browser, see http://netrunner.cc/

Anonymous 12/11/2017 (Mon) 20:01:04 [Preview] No.7984 del
thanks budy

Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 23:27:02 [Preview] No.7985 del
thx bby

Anonymous 12/13/2017 (Wed) 09:58:10 [Preview] No.7986 del
thank baby

Anonymous 12/22/2017 (Fri) 09:22:39 [Preview] No.8025 del

site is down

odilitime Board owner 02/16/2017 (Thu) 15:22:54 [Preview] No. 5684 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
working with a developer from /librejp/, we'll made some minor adjustments on page loading and refresh. We're trying to:
1. Make sure freshly added posts at the bottom of the page have all the same bells as whistles at the posts that were there when the page loaded
2. Cut down on browser stalls when processing large pages

Let me know if you notice anything better or worse.
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odilitime Board volunteer 11/23/2017 (Thu) 00:31:23 [Preview] No.7610 del
Balrog and I run triangles. (Though I usually get to things before Balrog). It's the current valid email. Sorry for the delay, claims have been processed

Anonymous 11/27/2017 (Mon) 20:15:24 [Preview] No.7664 del
when you updating the site to 1.9?

Anonymous 11/28/2017 (Tue) 08:32:15 [Preview] No.7695 del
When will the EndchanGold™ system be implemented?

to_sha_ki#xs0+7l 12/18/2017 (Mon) 13:54:31 [Preview] No.7993 del
Updating LynxChan is a good thing, I think.
I am little reluctant to introduce a Japanese translation version.
(I plan to continue to suggest patch)

to_sha_ki#xs0+7l 12/21/2017 (Thu) 12:29:29 [Preview] No.8015 del
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the thumbnail for the inline player is created by js.
though img tag before js processing has width and height attributes, current js doesn't retain width and height attribute.
so this change.