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I can't find your web site's back button Susan Schumer =Age 72 & proud) 02/05/2019 (Tue) 00:17:59 [Preview] No. 10245 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excuse me, I came from http//www. >>>/normie/ .com" but I don't know how to get back. My device doesn't have a back button. Can one of you young men help me? Btw, your website design unacceptable, I pay $50 for the internet every month, and the least you can do is make it worth it. The whole website looks like my facebook!

I've been clicking on the scren for an hour, and I can't get back to where I was...when I was in college, there was a hotline you could call when your typewriter doesn't work, but those days are gone and now you can't call anyone when something goes wrong. I miss the good old days, and my old phone line, it was so much easy to use than these Apple products.

Are you even listening? You lousy good for nothing millennials can't make anything right, all I see you doing is playing with your iPods every day when you should be busting your behinds to serve me. It's intolerable. I didn't pay my share of social security and buy 4 Mercades to fill my driveway to be given disrespect. I want to speak to your website's manager.

Tell him he had better fix my computer pronto and put a back button, or you'll be getting a letter from my attorney in the mail next week. I've got money and I'm NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. If I don't get a reply within 48 hours, I will sue your company for every penny you're worth.


Anonymous 02/05/2019 (Tue) 12:59:28 [Preview] No.10246 del
>I will sue your company for every penny you're worth
joke's on you, this company/website operates only at a loss!



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Anonymous 01/29/2019 (Tue) 23:16:56 [Preview] No. 10242 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
makr visiting budies

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Anonymous 01/30/2019 (Wed) 11:03:22 [Preview] No.10243 del
>11 PM GMT
bump anyway



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2018 christmas special thread Balrog Board owner 11/18/2018 (Sun) 01:36:41 [Preview] No. 10084 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Christmas is coming up fast and that means it's time to start picking out material for the Third Annual Endchan Christmas Special. For those of you who missed it last time, every year we stream Christmas movies, Christmas cartoons and whatever random shit we thought would be funny to celebrate the anniversary of the site. Post any cool shit you want to see streamed next month in this thread.

Working list so far:
>How the Grinch Stole Christmas
>He-Man christmas special
>dankey kong country christmas special
>other random christmas cartoons as we find them
>video game TASes that break the game in half
>MostOffensiveVideo Kwanzaa specials
>Futurama

I'm also thinking that we should do some kind of video game event after we run out of stuff to stream, so any ideas on that front (besides Doom of course) would be most welcome.
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Anonymous 12/29/2018 (Sat) 05:32:16 [Preview] No.10204 del
>Dec 28, 2000
wot


Anonymous 12/29/2018 (Sat) 07:14:08 [Preview] No.10205 del
Twas nice, thanks.
I hope the others showed up.


Anonymous 12/29/2018 (Sat) 19:18:12 [Preview] No.10209 del
>>10197
Glad to see i2p mirror is back it works!!!


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A plan for cleaning up board bloat Balrog Board owner 08/23/2018 (Thu) 21:58:07 [Preview] No. 9674 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've been considering changing the way endchan handles boards. I think it's obvious at this point that completely free board creation and completely soverign BOs doesn't really work; judging from 8chan you just get a massive graveyard of unused boards with none of the independence people were raving about back in 2014. Basically you get redchanit. On the other hand I think it's self-evident that letting users moderate themselves and have input on board creation is a good idea. I want to see what you guys think about it, but here's what I'm thinking of as a broad-strokes plan right now:

>1. Nuke all the zero-post boards so the site looks like less of a ghost town
>2. Start compiling a list of boards to keep
>3. Turn off board creation for normal accounts, set up a process for topic splitting (where there's enough traffic for a topic to justify its own board; think /tg/ splitting off of /b/ in the ancient days of 4chan) and refugees from other sites to get their own boards
>4. Add a "don't be a shit BO or you're getting ejected" clause to the global rules
>5. Delete the small and dead boards that didn't make the list from 2, giving plenty of warning so people can archive their favorite threads

I think that this way we'll get some of the promised benefits that the "redchanit" model was supposed to give imageboards (BOs that actually give a shit, a board list that reflects posting activity) and not the bullshit.

NONE OF THIS IS GUARANTEED TO HAPPEN. THIS IS JUST A TEST BALLOON AT THIS STAGE.

So, what do you guys think? picture unrelated
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Anonymous 12/24/2018 (Mon) 05:35:31 [Preview] No.10194 del
>>10160
no rly boards are filled with pharmacy spam


odilitime 12/24/2018 (Mon) 06:38:20 [Preview] No.10195 del
>>10194
am doesn't want us to clean that up


Anonymous 12/26/2018 (Wed) 12:16:56 [Preview] No.10198 del
>>10195
>visit any board
>see viagra everywhere
puts new people away from the site


Anonymous 12/26/2018 (Wed) 23:18:47 [Preview] No.10199 del
>>10198
Aren't most of those boards deserted to begin with? The plan to get bloat boards nuked is being put in place.
Although in the meantime I guess having all ownerless boards get captcha by deffault might not be a bad idea.


Anonymous 01/13/2019 (Sun) 08:25:32 [Preview] No.10232 del
format testing
 asasdad 

bold



Anonymous 09/28/2017 (Thu) 04:39:07 [Preview] No. 7098 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey do super realistic sex dolls like this count as CP? Also why isn't there a good /d/ or other active sex board on endchan? Am disappointed.
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Anonymous 10/09/2017 (Mon) 01:27:09 [Preview] No. 7191 del
>>7185
Good question. Onaholes usually come packaged with a fake company name that sounds non-sexual. I assume dolls do the same. If you live with someone then you ought to watch carefully when the doll arrives and intercept it before anyone asks, and then wheel barrel it into your room.


Anonymous 10/10/2017 (Tue) 15:21:45 [Preview] No. 7197 del
>>7191

Discrete shipping, yes. That's all well and good. Now, how does one avoid being added to the bi-weekly delivery address list for the snail mail consortium's "Magnifiques Produits de Romance en Plastique Fantaisie, SARL" catalog?


Anonymous 03/05/2018 (Mon) 22:43:10 [Preview] No.8649 del
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I AM WARNING YOU. DO NOT BUY THESE TPE DOLLS

MINE HAS BEEN HERE FOR MONTHS UNDER A CLEAN WHITE SHEET

THEY SLOWLY BLACKEN. I SOAK THE BITCH IN A MILD ANTIBACTERIAL BATH TWICE A MONTH

BLACK WHATFUCK GATHERS HER NOSE AND MOUTH BUT I DON'T USE THOSE. SPONGE SCRUB MOVES IT TO DIRECTION I SCRUB

BLACK SHIT DOES NOT COME OFF ONLY MIGRATES

SHE BARELY MOVES. HER TOES ARE ALL BROKEN. WIRES JUTTING FROM HER FINGERS

I USED HER ASSHOLE ONCE AND IT TORE

HER VAGINA IS SO WORN ITS LIKE MADONNAS BATCAVE PUSSY

LIPSTICK AND EYEBROWS FADED FIRST WEEK

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Anonymous 03/05/2018 (Mon) 22:45:43 [Preview] No.8650 del
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>this whole fucking thread


Anonymous 01/01/2019 (Tue) 02:42:38 [Preview] No.10222 del
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HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO REAL LIVE SEXBOTS!

Or reasonable facsimiles thereof.



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Fix flags! Anonymous 10/10/2018 (Wed) 05:13:47 [Preview] No. 9962 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Flix fags!
Thanks.
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Anonymous 12/30/2018 (Sun) 14:36:24 [Preview] No.10215 del
>>10214
oh would be great if it also said Torpedo when you put the mouse pointer on it


Anonymous 12/30/2018 (Sun) 14:40:02 [Preview] No.10216 del
>>10212
>output the necessary markup for those posts
should we ask steven lynx for this?


Anonymous 12/30/2018 (Sun) 15:16:21 [Preview] No.10217 del
>>10214
>but i didn't expect it to get included in the site, for this i redid it this is from their svg - pls use it instead
it's just the url of your pic related you dumbass, you do it
>>10215
I believe you need html for that, css won't do

>>10216
don't need the master jstard for this, endchan's local jstard can do it


Anonymous 12/31/2018 (Mon) 15:54:46 [Preview] No.10220 del
i can add ygg, onion and i2p detection to the reverse proxy by setting a header for custom flags to the backend

would require modifications to lynxchan tho

also endchan.net gots an ircd on it if you want to chats it permits tor just fine too, channel is #endchan


Anonymous 01/01/2019 (Tue) 09:48:27 [Preview] No.10224 del
>>10220
>Welcome to the benis Internet Relay Chat Network
:DDD lul



2nd Birthday odilitime Board volunteer 12/20/2017 (Wed) 09:41:44 [Preview] No. 7996 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Today Endchan is 2 years old.

Sorry feeling a bit down atm but I wanted to say something to commemorate this event. This isn't quite what I'd normally write for an event like this but it'll do. I had actually considered using this landmark to officially quit but I just can't. I love this community too much to put them in someone else's hands. I've put too much work in and fought too many battles to call it quits now. But it's been really hard being the only active admin, doing all the sysadmin and coding. This really is a labor of love.

- We've had success with am, ggrevolt, tech, pol, librejp, news and sp
- We've had our domains taken away and we've gotten our main endchan.xyz back
- Several attacks and we're still standing
- We've implemented a lot of features

- We've made mistakes and hopefully we've proved that we've learned from them.
- Running a site like this is a never ending job that can feel thankless especially when dealing with haters
- Our HTML/CSS could use improvement. It says something that each of our major boards override the default CSS.

- We're planning to upgrade to LynxChan 1.9 in January

Special thanks to the few active globals we have.

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odilitime Board volunteer 01/07/2018 (Sun) 20:13:27 [Preview] No.8090 del
>>8051
Acknowledged


Anonymous 01/07/2018 (Sun) 20:16:29 [Preview] No.8092 del
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Anonymous 12/31/2018 (Mon) 10:40:51 [Preview] No.10218 del
>>8005
pls see int's custom.css


Anonymous 12/31/2018 (Mon) 10:47:35 [Preview] No.10219 del
happy anniversary btw


Anonymous 01/01/2019 (Tue) 04:54:04 [Preview] No.10223 del
>>10218
in the meantime

// UserScript
// @name font
// @namespace Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match *://endchan.org/*
// @match *://endchan.net/*
// @match *://endchan.xyz/*
// @grant GM_addStyle
// /UserScript
GM_addStyle (".innerPost, .innerOP { font-size: 15px; } .divMessage { margin: 35px; margin-top: 25px; margin-bottom: 15px; font-size: 16px; }");



Anonymous 12/22/2018 (Sat) 17:18:28 [Preview] No. 10164 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how to fix this? those should be below a thread, not in it.
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Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 11:41:02 [Preview] No.10179 del
too many similaroptions tbh

Darkend
EndGD

Center

layout
Defauld/none
NaggerDeath
KC
Yotsuba B


Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 16:39:39 [Preview] No.10188 del
move layout and Color in between those two?


Anonymous 12/29/2018 (Sat) 10:16:18 [Preview] No.10206 del
>>10164

#divThreads {
padding-bottom: 200px;
}


Anonymous 12/29/2018 (Sat) 17:36:41 [Preview] No.10208 del
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why is the default font so small


Anonymous 12/30/2018 (Sun) 11:53:01 [Preview] No.10213 del
>>10208

.innerPost, .innerOP {
font-size: 15px;
}

.divMessage {
font-size: 16px;
}



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Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 08:40:47 [Preview] No. 10170 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Internal server error. R9K prevented your message from being posted.
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Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 09:32:42 [Preview] No.10172 del
it happens on >>>/int/ when you try to post test

>>10171
yes my guess is it means robot


Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 10:02:00 [Preview] No.10175 del
as i understand, r9k is a per-board configuration that the BO can enable/disable
maybe it's enabled there


Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 11:45:22 [Preview] No.10180 del
>>10175
i don't see it


Balrog Board owner 12/24/2018 (Mon) 01:44:05 [Preview] No.10191 del
>>10180
It's labeled "Unique Posts" in the board settings page.


Anonymous 12/24/2018 (Mon) 02:15:06 [Preview] No.10193 del
>>10191
ooh i get it



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Anonymous 12/08/2018 (Sat) 18:32:35 [Preview] No. 10123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
when do you plan on fixing this. 2020?
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Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 13:37:27 [Preview] No.10184 del
>>10181
Sugoi desu senpai, now you just need to make the custom page be the actual boards engine and we are set


Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 13:41:56 [Preview] No.10185 del
>>10184
not possible by its very nature
these errors mean the reverse proxy can't talk to the board engine


Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 14:10:34 [Preview] No.10186 del
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>>10185
ooh endchan really has some truly bright javascript minds doesn't it?


Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 14:55:15 [Preview] No.10187 del
>>10186
what you are asking is at best a caching chicken/egg problem (serving the board page on backend failure) and a syntactical error at worst, (asking for http 301 to not redirect)
the case being hit is appropriate to have it die hard.


Anonymous 12/23/2018 (Sun) 17:57:03 [Preview] No.10189 del
>>10186
>javascript minds
kek

>>10187
You must be clinically javascript.