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Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:24:50 [Preview] No. 4450
Posting some wallpapers in here from time to time.
Using a filter on Cutout Pro with the right image and some tweaks they turn out looking hand painted and really cool.

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:26:57 [Preview] No.4451 del
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here is the first one

Desktop version

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mobile version

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:30:05 [Preview] No.4454 del
and finally just the raw image

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Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 14:30:59 [Preview] No.4458 del
Dude, these are incredible. You really are going all out to impress the three other anon here aren't you?

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 14:59:05 [Preview] No.4460 del
If we keep making quality oc, she'll just have to come back.

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 16:53:19 [Preview] No.4463 del
that looks really good, did you edit the picture at all? the eyes are slightly bigger if I'm not mistaken

Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 13:46:29 [Preview] No.4474 del
I would laugh if that wasnt so painfully true
I didnt resize the eyes, mostly small errors like a fixing things like weird angles, creases, colours, edges and things blending oddly together. some of her pictures work out well and others dont work at all

Anonymous 06/04/2022 (Sat) 20:09:22 [Preview] No.4495 del
can you make a version with a dark background please?

Anonymous 06/04/2022 (Sat) 21:32:16 [Preview] No.4496 del
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top surgery really suits him. glad they left the dark brown pancake nipples.

Anonymous 06/04/2022 (Sat) 21:39:43 [Preview] No.4497 del
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i tried it but the feathering is janky

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 00:26:43 [Preview] No.4498 del
i didn't know this was real. i thought you shooped the whole thing from a photo https://www.instagram.com/p/CeQ2Q1GOLv0/

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 01:27:38 [Preview] No.4501 del
9/11 only gets a day for mourning while gays get a “pride” month because homosexuality is a bigger tragedy

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 03:41:51 [Preview] No.4505 del
that's true, we need a whole month to mourn
all fags at half-mast

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 04:10:53 [Preview] No.4506 del
I can't get over how shitty this magazine cover is. It literally looks like someone made it in ms paint.

Seabee 06/05/2022 (Sun) 04:26:54 [Preview] No.4507 del
Good on you guys. I thought I was the only one that noticed the obvious.I asked the question why is there a gay pride MONTH but only a Memorial DAY.

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 06:17:09 [Preview] No.4508 del
affirmative action designers

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Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 20:37:37 [Preview] No.4517 del
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Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 20:44:36 [Preview] No.4518 del

"Drink Cherry-Cream soda, just like Lil' Ashner does. Gives ya pep, brightens yer teeth."

Seabee 06/05/2022 (Sun) 23:08:39 [Preview] No.4520 del
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Product does not claim nor assert that if used according to directions it will make you as cute as Lil' Ashner.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 00:04:45 [Preview] No.4521 del
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>Cherry-Cream soda
Ashley ain't drinkin' that shiz

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 03:27:31 [Preview] No.4525 del
Faygo is alright, but their cola tastes like watered down RC cola and Moonmist is absolute shit. Just do the dew, man. Faygo has the best grape drank on the market though. My only complaint is that it makes your poop green.

Seabee 06/06/2022 (Mon) 05:34:48 [Preview] No.4529 del
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And if you want to elevate your taste buds try Olde Frothingsloch, the beer with the foam on the bottom.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 06:45:45 [Preview] No.4530 del
aw you've never had the one at wendys

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 07:34:13 [Preview] No.4531 del
I had no idea that even existed? Not sure how I missed out on this for so long? Maybe it's not offered in my area? I will definitely go find out next time I head into town. I do like cherry limeade and usually get one when I go to Firehouse Subs or Sonic. It gives me an awful migraine though but I'll continue to drink that crap. My favorite thing from Wendy's is the Cheesy Cheddarburger and since it's no longer on the menu, niggers can't seem to figure out how to put cheese sauce on a Dave's single cheeseburger so I rarely go to Wendy's anymore since there were no good ones in my area but they recently opened a brand new one near me. I just haven't gone yet because it's in the opposite direction of my usual errands.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 08:07:45 [Preview] No.4532 del
yeah, if they have the fancy machine get "dave's cherry cream soda", it's the best fucking soda on earth

Anonymous 06/07/2022 (Tue) 02:58:53 [Preview] No.4533 del
>froth on the bottom

Anonymous 06/07/2022 (Tue) 03:36:58 [Preview] No.4534 del
Are you sure you're not just opening them the wrong way? I mean, you are getting up in age.

Seabee 06/07/2022 (Tue) 14:49:00 [Preview] No.4538 del
OK you whippersnappers I'll be 30 in a few months so I guess that probably makes me the old man on this board but with no regrets I've accepted my fate.

This is how we opened beer cans when I was in the Seabees. We didn't need no stinkin' assault weapons, we just walked up to the Taliban and opened a can of beer with our teeth and they ran away like the sissies they were.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JKo1dZEHIxE [Embed]

Anonymous 06/07/2022 (Tue) 16:39:22 [Preview] No.4539 del
you're very mature for your age

Seabee 06/08/2022 (Wed) 00:22:19 [Preview] No.4541 del
Thanks, Anon. And speaking from personal experience I think that the military has the ability to change a smart ass know it all wise cracking kid into an adult mature beyond his years.

My enlistment ended in 2014 but how the military's status is now I don't know but from articles I've read the military seems more interested in appeasing the LGBQ crowd the social justice warriors and woke crowd much to the chagrin of those now proudly serving.

Anonymous 06/08/2022 (Wed) 02:40:51 [Preview] No.4542 del
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oh, yeah, this is more of a pol thread thing but our military is fucked.

Seabee 06/08/2022 (Wed) 03:07:45 [Preview] No.4543 del
Yup, agreed, sad but true.

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:36:40 [Preview] No.4556 del
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Super Smash Bros reveal style wallpaper

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:37:43 [Preview] No.4557 del
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blacked edition...

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Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:42:10 [Preview] No.4560 del
quick, i need to know what her moveset is

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 18:11:34 [Preview] No.4562 del
she's very light, slowest fall speed in the game
A moves revolve around swinging a bass guitar except for the side smash which is her signature upper jump uppercut
when you roll she does the cannibal roll
neutral B - throws pepsi can
side B - sends out charging pug companion
down B - counter like eveyrone fucking else
up B - she disappears never to be seen again

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 18:09:07 [Preview] No.4677 del
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I always find one more thing I don't like after I post it
ok here it is. this was a very hard. I thought it would be easy cause I could trace the lines and use a direct reference, but that was not the case. you'd better all like it, and if not too bad cause I'm done with it.

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 18:15:13 [Preview] No.4678 del
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bulkier but higher quality png

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 13:14:04 [Preview] No.4685 del
nice! the detailing on the hair and clothing folds looks really good
the skintone looks a little washed out though
>I always find one more thing I don't like after I post it
yeah i hate that

Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 00:45:57 [Preview] No.4715 del
nice, just put it on my phone

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Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 14:57:19 [Preview] No.4727 del

that is fucking awesome. what program do you use again? cut-out pro?

Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 17:57:48 [Preview] No.4728 del
this one turned out really well
I am adding the darkened one to my collection

Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 13:41:42 [Preview] No.4733 del
thanks, yeah Im using https://www.cutout.pro/turn-selfie-into-cartoon-anime-comic which does 95% of the work to convert the photo into a painted looking image, then I use photoshop to make some minor tweaks.
I'm glad you like them.

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 05:04:56 [Preview] No.4750 del

it does great but definitely still needs a human touch up. tried it with rose.

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 13:28:19 [Preview] No.4753 del
what a slut

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 16:17:45 [Preview] No.4754 del
what is that in her mouth?
a cock?
is she biting some poor fellow's cock?
she's taking a picture of herself nipping some gook's yellow cock?

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 19:35:56 [Preview] No.4759 del

I took that pic. She's literally biting the head of my cock off. Banana flavored condoms are dumb. Minions are dumb.

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Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 13:08:01 [Preview] No.4772 del
>ashley will never get you off with her awful cockney accent

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 23:54:25 [Preview] No.4781 del
How many men do you think have penetrated Ashley? If she truly looks like Ashton she may still be a virgin? Tbh as funny as Ash is I just can't find her attractive with the FtM look. Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 03:15:17 [Preview] No.4783 del
he's one of those "gay" trannies. he goes to the club and they run a train on him cause he still looks like a teenager.

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 13:43:57 [Preview] No.4788 del
>Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.
can confirm, just fucked my toaster. It was toasty but left burnt marks on the shaft 6/10

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 16:49:20 [Preview] No.4790 del
>Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.
As a man who routinely gets stuck in things at work and requires assistance. My ass is often slapped and lewd comments are made about my "man pussy". I'm always the butt of the joke. The thing is. I don't think they are joking. I no longer go out for drinks with them after work. Don't want to end up pinned to a pinball machine like Jodie Foster.

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 18:28:56 [Preview] No.4792 del
you've gotta cover it with conditioner first

uh oh, don't get stuck in a window or they might recreate that one flash game on you

Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 21:45:53 [Preview] No.4798 del
You're just gay. I'd do Ashley so hard. She'd have to call Mary afterwards and tell her that the patriarchy has absolutely ruined her and she won't be able to march for women's rights for at least a week. Mary would understand. She's been there many times before.

Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 22:21:31 [Preview] No.4800 del
Ashton is a demisexual poopkin, you're bisexual at best if you're attracted to pee

Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 23:29:31 [Preview] No.4801 del
I don't care! I'm in love! I'm in love! and I don't care who knows! You hear that world!? I love poo!

Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:37:17 [Preview] No.4807 del
And who can blame you

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:59:26 [Preview] No.4808 del
your favorite? even above Rose?

Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 04:19:54 [Preview] No.4809 del
Rose is cool but she's a distant second to the Ash who I'd walk a million miles for one of her smiles.

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 19:42:01 [Preview] No.4842 del
Well you do that Seabee. I'm going to go to the corner store and just pick her up some sour brite crawlers. When she asks where you've been, I'm going to tell her you went out for smokes and never came back.

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 20:06:03 [Preview] No.4843 del
>a million miles
that'd take like 40 years if you walk fast. you'd be dead by the time you reach her.

Seabee 06/29/2022 (Wed) 22:25:45 [Preview] No.4849 del
I don't smoke. Smoking is for suckers. It's a Jewish scheme to slowly eliminate the Goy.

Seabee 06/29/2022 (Wed) 22:29:18 [Preview] No.4850 del
Knowing what's waiting for me at the end of my journey I could do it in 5 and she would be so happy to see me.

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:33:36 [Preview] No.4853 del
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>5 years
>548 miles a day
>Seabee gets up at 6am sharp every day and sprints at 30mph
>continues until midnight, stopping only to eat his MREs in 5 minutes or less
>stays strong thinking about the glorious pity smile waiting at the end of his journey

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:37:16 [Preview] No.4855 del
I don't understand? What's waiting for you? She? You mean your wife? Why is she a million miles away and not at home in your marital bed? Is she scandalous? Are you both polyamorous? Are you a domestic abuser and she stays at a women's shelter? Are you dark triad personality? 50 Shades of Seabee?

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:57:57 [Preview] No.4857 del
it's a hyperbole you fucking goose.
we the audience are meant to assume that Seabee has entered into a covenant with Ashley that she'll smile at him if he run around the circumference of the earth at the equator 40 times.

Seabee 06/30/2022 (Thu) 02:25:19 [Preview] No.4858 del
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Dayum, it must be my turn in the barrel.

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 04:35:58 [Preview] No.4859 del
I don't know Seabee? That's quite the feat just to simp. Ashley will probably have moved again by the time you get there.

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 06:13:18 [Preview] No.4861 del
if that one dude was actually her and she really is estranged from her family she could be anywhere. might not even be in Colorado anymore

Seabee 07/01/2022 (Fri) 00:32:08 [Preview] No.4879 del
It's OK, she can move all she wants because:

She's been living in my mind for quite some time
I can't remember when
So wherever I go she's there
Along with that smile and pixie hair
No amount of miles can separate us
Her presence in my mind borders on infectious
Actual physical miles present no barrier
For she is with me in my mind as I carry her
My journey has ended and I set her free
And now she stands without constraint before me
She looks longingly at me, smiles and says,
"I love you my dear Seabee"

Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 03:17:13 [Preview] No.4882 del
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now Ashley's a retard as all who know know
but even a retard to some things says no
for a tard may enlist if they're duped by a crimp
but what tard makes a boyfriend out of a sad simp?
none! none! none at all! not a retard alive
not a retard who's full or full times one point five
if they've got two brain cells to bounce off of each other
they would sooner go on a date with their brother
for a simp is a simp is a simp you see
and the mightiest simp in the land of the free
well surely you'll know if you've ever seen he
you've seen the simpest simp that you'll ever see be

Seabee 07/01/2022 (Fri) 14:37:09 [Preview] No.4888 del
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how

Oh dear! You do not like my game
Oh dear
What a shame! What a shame! Wha a shame

Anonymous 07/01/2022 (Fri) 16:47:06 [Preview] No.4889 del
based digits

Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 06:12:42 [Preview] No.4905 del
You can't hit her emotional core like I can Seabee.
>>If love happens between them, the most typical scenario is for Scorpio to fall into an obsessive mess of feelings towards their uninterested Aquarius partner. It takes a lot of work and commitment to reach the emotional core of Aquarius, and it is impossible to get there without spontaneity and trust.

Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 06:49:43 [Preview] No.4906 del
another bad week for scorpio
time to consult the tarot cards

Seabee 07/03/2022 (Sun) 14:28:23 [Preview] No.4911 del
All kidding aside, unfortunately no one, not even I who is quite good looking, personable and one that people enjoy being with can hit her emotional core. With her charm, charisma, kavorka, talent, cool mannerisms quirky sense of humor and extreme cuteness there's probably only one person who can hit her emotional core and probably only one person worthy of her attention and that person would be Ashley herself. She is her own best company.

Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 18:56:11 [Preview] No.4913 del
You forgot to mention already married unless you're a liar. Which is it?

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Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 20:32:40 [Preview] No.4916 del
Is Seabee a Scorpio?

Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 21:51:12 [Preview] No.4918 del
that post looks like dan although it might be the clouds in my eyes
Seabee says his birthday is in a few months, although I think it was at least 40 years ago

Seabee 07/03/2022 (Sun) 21:55:17 [Preview] No.4919 del
Happy 4th of July weekend fellow Ashlings. Time for the cookout. There's a medium rare burger on the barby with my name on it.

Anonymous 07/03/2022 (Sun) 23:01:38 [Preview] No.4921 del
murrica died in the civil war
fug the feds

Anonymous 07/04/2022 (Mon) 00:07:32 [Preview] No.4922 del
Dan's cool. He's my favorite here besides Ashley. Also, I am Dan.

Anonymous 07/04/2022 (Mon) 02:11:51 [Preview] No.4923 del
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>the civil war
why's that huh

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Anonymous 07/13/2022 (Wed) 15:05:07 [Preview] No.5007 del
that one turned out pretty well

Anonymous 07/17/2022 (Sun) 15:53:24 [Preview] No.5025 del
I really like this one, it's now my desktop background.

Plain black background is kinda meh.

Anonymous 07/20/2022 (Wed) 13:30:50 [Preview] No.5064 del
yeah is a bit hey

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 13:34:30 [Preview] No.5170 del
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Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 13:35:06 [Preview] No.5171 del
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possibly my new favourite

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 22:37:05 [Preview] No.5180 del
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impressive. very nice.

Seabee 08/03/2022 (Wed) 03:26:45 [Preview] No.5181 del
Move over Helen Of Troy

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 13:11:49 [Preview] No.5184 del
whoa thats great, what did you use for that?

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 13:22:43 [Preview] No.5185 del

myheritage.com has a free (for three uses) photo animator thing. it's pretty garbage, but sometimes it doesn't come out completely cursed.

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 16:12:15 [Preview] No.5186 del
that's an interesting place to find something like that

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 22:12:50 [Preview] No.5191 del
Those ancestory-type websites’ bread and butter is data collection and selling it to third parties and the alphabet boys. I suspect, as with all these fagman facial editors, that they are using the photos you upload for facial recognition of the people in the photos, and data collection.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 01:07:44 [Preview] No.5193 del
oh no I wouldn't want the glowies to know who my 5x great grandparents were, they could certainly use that information against me

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 02:15:13 [Preview] No.5196 del
It’s not about knowing who your past relatives are; that’s the front. What these websites do is put a profile together regarding everything about you. You submit loads of information about yourself to these websites and the MAJORITY of the money comes from selling the data submitted rather than selling the service itself. In fact, that’s why a lot of these services are free. The data collected and sold is far more valuable in terms of profit than the cost of running the service for free. Again, it’s not about seeing who your ancestors were, the business model is collecting your data and turning it for a profit.

Why do you think 23andMe is owned by Alphabet, aka Google? I’m sure the jews at Google collecting your DNA just to see a rough idea of your genetic background surely have good intentions. And if you think it’s meaningless for the alphabet agencies to have your data, just remember that this information is sold to sects of the government dedicated to building profiles on people for wrong think, buying items they deem dangerous; such as buying too many canned foods, water, seeds, etc. We’re starting to see government increasingly clamp down on shitposting, who knows what they're doing behind closed doors, but they recently publicly tried to roll out their “Disinformation Governance Board”. So while you may think submitting your personal data to these websites is meaningless, it plays a pretty large role in funding the data business and gives the government even more information about you. Did Edward Snowden mean nothing to you?

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 02:42:09 [Preview] No.5197 del
fair enough. I haven't made a profile on myheritage in particular, although I think it might be a branch of ancestry, but I don't know how much information they ask for when you make an account. but if it's basic info the government probably already has that info about pretty much everyone from facebook and google, if not just from things like your driver's license and tax forms.
I do agree that they have a cross-platform profile on everyone though. and the most important contributors are likely your ISP and your smartphone (Google or Apple).

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 03:48:30 [Preview] No.5198 del
It’s not just about the government having access to this data. Your personal information is going to the company you sent it to and anyone willing to pay for the data. You also have to remember that data breaches are pretty common now, so if the company isn’t storing their data securely, then anyone who wants it can see the data you’ve submitted.

Don’t forget that when you’re using these websites, they’re constantly digitally fingerprinting you. The fingerprinting data points include more information that you could imagine, such as your screen resolution, the fonts you have saved on your machine, add-ons installed, etc. etc. They know you’ve visited bigblackcocklovers.net because they know your digital fingerprint. So not only would they be selling the information you voluntarily submit, they’re also saving and storing data such as what websites you’ve visited, articles read, etc. thanks to your digital fingerprint – all later to be sold. So now the government knows you love BBC.

I also don’t understand the willingness to spread your personal information if “Facebook, Google, Amazon, etc. has that information anyway”. Why give them that information to begin with? The best thing you can do is rid yourself of using these services. Don’t engage with Facebook, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Apple, don’t have a smartphone, and use a good VPN. Then you don’t have to say, “my information’s out there anyways” because you’re not engaged in the system, they no longer have a means to collect information on you – that is, if you’re smart with how you use the internet.

It’s possible to mitigate these things, it may be hard, and it requires behavioral changes. What I mentioned here are the first baby steps. Don’t worry about switching to Linux and encrypting all of your hard drives right away. Just start by removing yourself from the fagman ecosystem.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 04:11:24 [Preview] No.5199 del
i don't know if it's a glitch or what but you can sign up with a fake email that doesn't require confirmation to use the editor. i'm sure everything online harvests data. all the more reason to exclusively shitpost. the feds would never want to fuck with me. going by my digital footprint i'm a... well better not say.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 04:11:34 [Preview] No.5200 del
well digital fingerprint refers to your computer being recognized across the web. they track you through widgets or google's ad service to see your internet activity. I'm not aware of them being able to tell information about your computer other than what the browser communicates to them.
"just don't give them any information" is a pretty optimistic take on it. and I'll be amazed if you really don't have a google, microsoft, or amazon account, only use linux, and don't have a smartphone. post your flip phone or your alternative phone OS or I call bullshit.
also the government already knows all basic info most of these sites ask for like your name, birth date, address, phone number, email, ssn and credit card info, so maybe you're protecting yourself from data breaches but you're not avoiding big brother at all.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 05:46:22 [Preview] No.5201 del
>well digital fingerprint refers to your computer being recognized across the web
I guess. That’s only part of it. They can track and correlate all of your devices. Say you do something on your phone, and then do something on your computer, they can know that was also you, even if you weren’t logged into any accounts. This is a very basic example and it goes much deeper than this. Even if you’ve never had a Facebook account, but you’re at a friend's birthday party and someone takes a picture of you there and uploads it to Facebook. Facebook can now cross reference your image with the bio-metric datasets they already have. Even better, if someone “helpfully” tags you in the picture with your name, you now have a digital footprint, and never touched your computer. I could go on about this, but the point is, a digital fingerprint is much, much more than “your computer being recognized across the web”.

>they track you through widgets or google's ad service to see your internet activity. I'm not aware of them being able to tell information about your computer other than what the browser communicates to them.
That is the tip of the iceberg. Are you aware of what modern browsers communicate? Chrome especially?

>"just don't give them any information" is a pretty optimistic take on it
That’s how it works, though. If nobody feeds into the system, the system ceases to function. We functioned perfectly fine 20 years ago, but now to your average person it seems insane to not participate in the 1984 control grid. It really isn’t that hard to disconnect yourself from it. How interesting is it REALLY be scrolling on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Youtube? It’s mind numbing and puts you in a state of hypnotic consumption.

>I'll be amazed if you really don't have a google, microsoft, or amazon account
I don’t.

>only use linux
Correct, that’s all I use.

>and don't have a smartphone. post your flip phone or your alternative phone OS or I call bullshit.
I don’t own a phone of any sort. If I need to make a phone call, I can easily use a VOIP service.

>also the government already knows all basic info
Read my previous post >>5198. Why are you feeding them more information beyond the absolute minimum? They don’t need to know you’re on this website jacking off to 15 year old prime virgin loli cunny.

>so maybe you're protecting yourself from data breaches but you're not avoiding big brother at all.
Protecting yourself from data breaches isn’t something you can hand wave away. Maybe you love the government and don’t mind them inspecting your colon on a daily basis, but do you really want anyone with an internet connection to do the same?

I’ve tried countless times to communicate these concerns with people, and nobody gives two shits. Everyone loves to consume and nothing will stop them. You can provide them with the best of evidence to tell them why it’s a good idea to not engage with the fagman, nobody cares. Most people aren’t open minded because they’re stuck in their habits. It’s just shouting from the rooftops. That’s why I won’t go into much detail, I doubt anyone will care so why waste the time. I’ll leave it at that.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 07:05:11 [Preview] No.5203 del
LB that's you right? the only time you didn't have a smartphone was when it got stolen, you have windows 7 and you have a discord account.
you lie as easily as you breathe. if only you sucked at breathing as much as you suck at lying I wouldn't have to bear your dreary shitposts.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 07:28:36 [Preview] No.5205 del
No, I'm Ash. I don't have a phone, only use Linux, and have no social media accounts because I'm not a faggot. Discord is for children and transsexuals. Sorry you're too retarded to figure out how to live life without silicon valley opening up that little butthole and dumping in a hot load of globohomo jizz.

>inb4 youre not ashley
Yeah okay buddy, you'll see. You'll all see.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 07:39:30 [Preview] No.5206 del
>inb4 you're not ashley
you're not Ashley, post a vocaroo niggerfaggot.
but let's say for sake of argument that you were Ashley. whose smartphone was that in the first "Ashton" pic you made?

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 08:20:41 [Preview] No.5207 del
I’m not posting any new content until everything is ready. The ashton picture was taken in 2018, back when I still used a phone. I still have that phone but it’s never used. It’s sat in a dresser untouched for a few years. There’s no reason to use a phone when I can do much more on a computer. Phones are shitty computers where you can’t do anything except consume, not create, and have built in spying devices such as a camera, microphone, and GPS tracker.

You should look at the information I said rather than attacking based on a person. The information still stands. Now we’re talking about almost a totally different topic and you’re going to walk away from this sucking Bill Gate’s cock. You might now think so, because this has been an argumentative exchange, but I say the things I say so that you learn more about them and have the opportunity to better yourself and your habits. Why else would I even bother? You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink. You should drink, horsey.

Honestly every time I post here you guys always shit on me about how I’m stupid or wrong (in this case I am objectively, provably, correct). I’m starting to suspect you guys just liked my videos because of mah ‘giner

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 08:32:15 [Preview] No.5208 del
I didn't say you were wrong, I agree with most of what you said, I simply haven't made the leap to that extent yet because it's currently unfeasible because of my school and work. I thought you were LB, who I know for a fact doesn't follow any of those standards, which would kind of take the punch out of him preaching about it even if it's true.
frankly I still think you're him. your writing reeks of a cold, bitter person, and you have that disgusting picture saved to your harddrive.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 08:59:44 [Preview] No.5209 del
Your first mistake was attending school. I'm sure they require you to use all kinds of gay "apps".

Why not start like this: what steps COULD you take outside of school and work to start respecting your own privacy and sense of sovereignty outside of the corporate/slave system? Here's an easy one. Do you pay for Netflix, Hulu, or any possed trash like that? Either stop watching it, or simply pirate the things that you do want from those places. That is a small step to regaining control and it literally saves you money.

>your writing reeks of a cold, bitter person
I am an attractive 23 year old who isn't overweight. Honestly it would be a little sad if my writing wasn't cold and bitter. If you sense anger, it's because people always use technology yet never care to know how it's using them. I also don't write like a tard, so I guess proper sentence structure can come across as cold. Here's a smiley face so you know I'm not trying to be aggressive, I mean that. :) Oh god I hated typing that. :(

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 15:20:00 [Preview] No.5212 del
kill yourself diaper dan. you do none of the shit you're talking about. you pretend to have passion and knowledge about this subject just like you do about everything else.
>your first mistake was attending school
should I have dropped out of high school like you?

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 21:41:15 [Preview] No.5216 del
It really isn’t that hard to live without a phone, social media, and google. There is a large amount of alternatives to fagman stuff these days, so if you really needed to use one of those services, try an alternative. Open source stuff has come a long way and often times, isn't doing weird stuff, like spying on you and selling your data, behind your back like proprietary things are. I don’t really understand why this seems to anger you. Since you continue to attack character rather than be interested in the topic itself, I’ll stop.

If you had any genuine questions about, “Wow that seems hard to stop using Google or Windows. How would someone start to disconnect themselves from that?” I would provide more details if you were interested. Save yourself the reply of >okay (insert discord username here) I know you don’t do those things!1!!11!

I have a feeling if I made a video saying this stuff it would be “based” cause of my vagina. But when these ideas are said with a questionable identity, now my ideas are viewed as retarded. I would ask yourself why are you here. Because if it isn’t for my ideas, it’s likely just for my looks. If that’s the case, there are plenty of other women out there who are active and prettier, maybe you can look them up on Instagram or TikTok.

If anyone else has an interest in disconnecting from the fagman, deleting your social media accounts is a good place to start. Try reading this:

Read this book called Ten Arguments For Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 22:52:19 [Preview] No.5218 del
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I already said I agree with what you're saying. I'm just saying you're just definitely not Ashley and you yourself don't do any of the stuff you're talking about. you read a couple articles or more likely are just repeating things you heard on /pol/ to try to more convincingly pretend to be her.
your actual understanding of this topic is clearly surface level. you don't actually know what a digital fingerprint is, you keep saying stuff like "it goes way deeper than that" which actually means "I can't explain in any more depth than that".
go on vocaroo right now and say "kill yourself drawfag" and I'll eat crow. inb4 more word salad.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 01:31:20 [Preview] No.5220 del
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You’re just going to say I’m lying because YOU participate in all of these things, therefore it is completely unfathomable to you to not participate. So anyone who is not participating must be lying.

Fine, you know what. You go ahead – rely on your phone, your services, your apps. I think it’s nice that you’re content with the fact that you’re being used, your data is being sold. I wish I was that docile to be okay with that. In fact, I’m just some crazy retard who doesn’t know what I’m talking about. I think the people who pick up a smart phone and install apps know a lot more than someone who can write scripts and operates in a command line. I guess all those former employees of Facebook, Google, etc. who say how corrupt Silicon Valley is are also just retards who probably skimmed an article once or twice. Edward Snowden is just some dweeb, what did he even do again? Something about exposing the NSA? Ah I don’t care, I’ve already posted my asshole to the internet so I might as well post everything else.

Keep using your Google phone and Microsoft computer. They’re they ones looking out for you. Oh what’s that? It looks like you’re going to have to stop reading this post soon because there’s a Windows update! Awww, that sucks not having control over your own computer.

You are the one who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. I thought it was common knowledge that social media, google, smart phones, etc. were spy devices used solely by retards. I have explained what a digital fingerprint is and how the data is collected that creates your digital fingerprint. What do you want to know specifically about it? I would go into more detail if you have a specific question regarding it. However, I suspect you are not open minded to this subject and I would be wasting my time because you would see my post as an argument rather than informational. Be my guest and ask away.

Seabee 08/05/2022 (Fri) 03:12:35 [Preview] No.5222 del
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Aahhh cognitive dissonance thou art a cruel mistress.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 03:32:08 [Preview] No.5223 del
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how have you been on 4chan for like 10 years and don't understand timestamps?? I almost believe you because of the arch laptop, but I'm not conceding without full proof. that could be an old "private pic" she sent someone. I'm relatively new so I haven't seen all the old pictures either. what'd she even take that picture with, a digital camera?

anyway listen here nigger.
I need a shitload of silicon valley bullshit for college. what are you gonna do C# code in arch linux on, vs code? no sir. they make me have (another) microsoft account, a jewgle account, ms teams. I can get rid of it when I graduate but for now that's the state of things.
I keep my important shit on one of the mint laptops pictured, and I say "wrong think" stuff on the internet on them as well, in dissenter browser. and even that doesn't matter because like I said the VPN is the most important one. I don't have a VPN because I'm POOR because I'm IN COLLEGE AND WORKING PART TIME.

maybe you'll convince me otherwise but it sounded to me like you didn't know what digital fingerprint means because it refers specifically to using data matching to track your browser and hardware. things that pertain to tracking your person like facial recognition fall under "digital profiling".

and guess what else. SOMETIMES maybe I want to play shit like DARK SOULS AND ELDEN RING that doesn't work on LINUX.

hope you're happy, now I'm emotionally compromised and I have to do a mountain of homework for this numeric programming class from hell tonight.
and that dildo definitely does not fit her. she bought it specifically to put in that picture.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 04:32:32 [Preview] No.5224 del
>that could be an old "private pic" she sent someone
Yeah, because I had a horse dildo and vibrator when I was 15.

>I need a shitload of silicon valley bullshit for college.
Why would you attend college in 2022? And fine, but why did you completely ignore my suggestion to do what you can now, outside of work and school? Don’t use those devices and/or services outside of when you absolutely need them.

>what are you gonna do C# code in arch linux on, vs code?
All of your excuses link back to college, maybe the soy shit they’re making you do in college isn’t worth it. If you’re a smart man when it comes to technology, why do you continue to engage in devices, services, operating systems, that you know are possed up? Plus, from my understanding, there are plenty of C# developers who use Linux.

>I keep my important shit on one of the mint laptops pictured

>dissenter browser
I honestly can’t even take you seriously right now.

>VPN is the most important one. I don't have a VPN because I'm POOR because I'm IN COLLEGE AND WORKING PART TIME
A VPN is a tool, your understanding of them sounds like it comes from NordVPN advertisements on Youtube. Simply using a VPN doesn’t ward away being tracked or identifying you. Being on Chrome, logged into your Chrome account, shitposting on 4chan about niggers, while using a VPN won’t stop you from being tracked. It’s simply putting out a different IP address, which is pretty old news when it comes to tracking. A VPN is a good idea if used correctly – it’s not a magic wand that will make you untraceable. Also, a good VPN costs about $5 a month.

>you didn't know what digital fingerprint means because it refers specifically to using data matching to track your browser and hardware.
You wanna be a lil bitch about what essentially amounts to a semantics issue.

>maybe I want to play shit like DARK SOULS AND ELDEN RING that doesn't work on LINUX.
>muh games.
Imagine playing anything other than Dwarf Fortress. Plus the majority of games now work on Linux, including Dark Souls and Elden Ring, you absolute faggot lover anus shit hole faggot

>and that dildo definitely does not fit her
Oh, it does. You’ll see. You’ll all see.

>she bought it specifically to put in that picture.
I bought it to specifically shove up my pussy

>now I'm emotionally compromised
Stop replying to me and you won’t have to keep getting your feelings hurt.

I'm just trying to help you, but people who love and engage with the fagman ecosystem always get so defensive and argumentative.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 04:34:55 [Preview] No.5225 del
I would have never thought that you would also be a freetard. Just remember that you are revealing your screen resolution and system information by taking that photo, if you care to go that far with your OPSEC.

It's her. You can also just use Tor instead of buying a VPN.


What are you majoring in?

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 04:47:28 [Preview] No.5226 del
That's fine, I use a thinkpad with Arch Linux so that the glowies think I'm a tranny. Tor is fantastic, but for some day-to-day use case, I think a VPN from a quality provider is a good idea (such as for torrents or shitposting).

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 05:08:41 [Preview] No.5227 del
>muh college is le bad
ok mrs smart computer nerd girl, what kind of job do you have? IT support? I'm going to be an actual software developer a year from now and not be poor anymore, at least until society collapses and I die in a guerilla war against the state.

mint and dissenter are just fine, it's certainly no worse than ubuntu and brave. do I have to deal with either arch or gentoo and install everything with pacman for you to not shiggy diggy at me?

sorry when I said VPN I meant ISP. I don't know which VPNs are good anyway.

I'm still not accepting that it's you without a timestamp. there are pics of you as recent as 2018, maybe you figured out arch linux back then.
maybe I'm pissing you off, but you're nothing like how you used to be. I don't know what the hell happened in these last few years to make you so venomous. certainly not just simps drooling over you on the internet.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 05:11:36 [Preview] No.5228 del
>I'm going to be an actual software developer a year from now and not be poor anymore
That's fine and all but don't tell your uncle to ban her off of xbox live.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 05:14:15 [Preview] No.5229 del
computer science
whatever, maybe I'll worry about it later when I actually try to break free from windows


Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 05:14:17 [Preview] No.5230 del
Does bad dragon take bitcoin as payment for horse dildos?>>5227
>Not making your own laptop you made from scratch using silicon you mined using your own equipment.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 05:16:22 [Preview] No.5231 del
I'm sure she went to their warehouse and paid with silver coins

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 05:53:55 [Preview] No.5232 del
I wish you luck in your job search, because the college kids I know who went into computer science are currently either unemployed or working at a grocery store. College degrees don't mean you'll be qualified for a job. Why not just get certs? As for me, I had a lucky crypto streak in 2018. If my math is right, I should be able to survive until 2028. After that, who knows.

>sorry when I said VPN I meant ISP. I don't know which VPNs are good anyway.
You've confused me more. You actually meant ISP? So "an ISP is the more important one" regarding using the internet. That makes no sense. All US ISPs are mega possed. You can't pick one ISP that isn't in bed with the government.

You aren't pissing me off. We're just having a conversation. You're supposed to banter and call each other faggots, it doesn't actually mean you hate the other person. When you guys call me retarded or say I have FAS, it doesn't bother me because I know it's a joke.

Actually I bought the dildo refurbished using Monero. It was only gently used and for 0.18 XMR you can't get a better deal. I know you were talking to him about silicon, but I've seen this argument before. If you're being serious, this all or nothing attitude is detrimental. No, I did not create the laptop from scratch, but I do use it in a responsible way to minimize fagman leaching into my life. It is corebooted for what it's worth.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 06:28:45 [Preview] No.5233 del
>lucky crypto streak
now that's the kind of shit LB would say. I'm only dubiously considering you possibly being Ashley for now. one more pic, just like the other one but with a paper or something with text that distinguishes the picture as new.

what I meant is the ISP is what gives the most important data about you, maybe alongside the microphone of your phone if you talk to people irl about based matters. if you don't have a VPN that the feds don't have their tentacles in, which frankly I'm skeptical exists, it doesn't matter if you have Temple OS, they see all your rebellion planning on /pol/ and 3d gun torrents.

ok that definitely wasn't just friendly banter, but IF you're Ashley then I'm sorry I was being a dick. it wasn't directed at you, I thought you were laughing boy fucking around like he always does.
if it makes any difference to you, I've never said anything about you having FAS or that kind of thing. I know people are sensitive about that stuff even if they act like they aren't.

also, I assume you were joking, and you probably don't care but if you actually do porn like you were implying I am out of here forever. that is absolute peak degeneracy.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 06:38:46 [Preview] No.5234 del
>>5232 is probably LB then. XMR came out in 2014 and there probably wasn't many public exchanges if Ash was 15 at the purchase of the horse dildo. I could be wrong but just a thought.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 06:43:32 [Preview] No.5235 del
well I doubt she bought it when she was 15 but if she's saying she uses crypto exclusively that's where I draw the line, you can't buy groceries and shit with only crypto. or maybe she farms all her own food.
>tfw no off-the-grid Ruby Ridge gf

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 06:48:48 [Preview] No.5236 del
>well I doubt she bought it when she was 15
Hey, you never know. I know I bought some questionable things at 15.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 07:02:08 [Preview] No.5237 del
idk man i don't know that the fuck is going on here but there's definitely a possibility that she took that pic years ago and gave it to some inner circle person and LB gleaned it off them at some point. figuring out arch before they made the installer for it would be very impressive though. I tried and gave up once years ago.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 07:15:13 [Preview] No.5238 del
You don’t have to use an exchange to get crypto. Why would someone use some KYC cuck exchange?

Correct, most stores don’t directly accept crypto. However, you can exchange crypto for cash or gift cards and buy what you want.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 07:19:28 [Preview] No.5239 del
you're lying your ass off, stamp or fuck off. congrats on triggering me though.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 07:39:44 [Preview] No.5240 del
Dude I don't understand why you're so upset. I haven't said anything directly targeting you as a person. In fact, you've been the one dismissing my ideas of genuine concern over technology, and just insist I'm someone from your Discord. I've actually tried my best to be civil, throwing in some 4chan lingo for laughs. Quite frankly, you're the venomous one here. It's all personal attacks with very little discussion of the actual ideas.

Challenging your beliefs and habits shouldn't result in anger. I admit, I was wrong using Windows and Chrome in the past. However, I was open minded enough to realize why it wasn't the best idea, especially with other alternatives available. It's nothing to get angry about. I understand if it's frustrating when you find out you've been engaging in something harmful to yourself, but don't shoot the messenger.

At the end of the day, we're on some chinese cartoon discussion website, it's not that important to get angry about. I'm guessing you have irl things going on and this is what you've pinned the stress on. I would also guess that part of you knows I'm right regarding the things we've talked about. If so, that's great and you can take the steps mentioned to better your technology habits, or not. It's up to you.

If I'm Ashley, you're sorry and you agree with the ideas presented. However, if I'm someone else, then you get angry and I'm a niggerfaggot, etc. Self reflect, because you shouldn't abide by someone else's opinion just because they're cute.

TLDR chill out, it's all good. and yes I'm actually ashley. You'll see. Oh... you'll all see.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 07:56:15 [Preview] No.5241 del
no you aren't. I hope lightning strikes you for real.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 07:59:04 [Preview] No.5242 del
Yeah okay, psycho.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 08:15:52 [Preview] No.5243 del
holy fuck this thread. if it really is ashley she should post proof because this college kid might actually kill himself lmao

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 14:46:54 [Preview] No.5244 del
This has unironically been the most entertaining thing on the board. We've reached the point where we can larp an entertaining Ash substitute.

Seabee 08/05/2022 (Fri) 15:22:55 [Preview] No.5245 del
Heh, heh, any port in the storm I guess.

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 16:21:44 [Preview] No.5246 del
a really gay and degenerate Ash substitute

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 19:37:06 [Preview] No.5247 del
>anyone that disagrees with me is degenerate

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 00:46:06 [Preview] No.5250 del
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Their intentions are far worse than that.

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 02:40:03 [Preview] No.5251 del
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No nigger, it isn't me. I haven't posted here since the 1st. I have a life outside this place at my mind numbing job making minimum wage. j/k I don't work with niggers because I'm racist. Why are you so interested in me? You trying to colonoscopy my corn hole, fagman?
>Discord is for children and transsexuals.
But it's also the best place to post bad things about Chicoms because they see it on their end.
>you'll see. You'll all see.
Come and see? See and come? Sea of come. Whatever it may be. My body is ready.
>Honestly every time I post here you guys always shit on me about how I’m stupid or wrong
Does it upset you when I pick on you because I just do that because I actually like you. I'd love to sit with you and talk about things like this. I have no one to talk to irl because everyone thinks I'm crazy.
>I’m starting to suspect you guys just liked my videos because of mah ‘giner
Pretty much. You should ban everyone but Seabee and me because we've been faithful. Speaking of being faithful. Seabee is already married btw.
Maybe you're autistic? Autism speaks. It's time to listen. So you agree we're perfect for one another, do you?
>I am an attractive 23 year old who isn't overweight.
That's absolutely perfect.
>I also don't write like a tard, so I guess proper sentence structure can come across as cold.
That's why I don't do it, I swear. I'm not retarded. ;)
>kill yourself diaper dan
That's not me nigger. I no longer post as dapper_dan or laughing_boy. It just got way too confusing. I go by danny_boy now out of respect for Ashley's undying love of the British people ;)
>should I have dropped out of high school like you?
Yeah. I mean, wtf are you gonna do with all that extra math? You designing rocket ships on minimum wage or something? Congratulations, you got a pretty piece of paper that says you're just as intelligent as the gorilla sitting next to you. Toss your cap way high and hug your mom on her special day so now she doesn't have to feel like shit about her kid. You're a certified legal adult now, unless you committed a pretty heinous crime beforehand, in which case, you're already considered an adult.
>But when these ideas are said with a questionable identity, now my ideas are viewed as retarded.
It's because they think you are me trolling them again. They always mistake posts of mine as being yours. Ashley, I know what you're thinking. You're probably thinking if I come back, will they still like me? That's a good question, Ashley. Thanks for asking. I do often wonder that very same thing. If Ashley comes back, will they still like me and judging by the reactions in this thread, I can't deny the fact that you like me. You really, really like me.
You still have Garfield. Do you still have your purple penguin pillow? Your butthole is nice and all, but I'd rather have a converstion with you. We can talk about your butthole if you want. Is that a horse dick? At least it's white. I'm actually more interested on your views of sodomy now considering you stick things in your butt. I don't stick things in my butt. Are girls allowed to do sodomy? Just not guys? Or it is even sodomy when a girl does it? Does it even matter? I don't like faggots. I saw one the other day with the monkeypox. Some sick shit. It was a homless guy.

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 03:16:54 [Preview] No.5253 del
Hey Pivot. Apparently Ashley likes ponies too. What were you even worried about me doxing you for man? It all worked out in the end fren

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 03:34:29 [Preview] No.5254 del
What's wrong faggot? Is this too much of a woman for you to handle? How are you all not fighting the urge to rape her? You should all be beating off one another, oh wait, you probably are because you're all a bunch of homos

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 04:03:12 [Preview] No.5256 del
Neat. You have crypto too. Are you really this smart because I'm not intimidated. Capeshit aside. I've always thought Batgirl/ Oracle was hot.
>lucky crypto streak
>>now that's the kind of shit LB would say.
We're perfect for one another
Yeah probably. You guys are pretty dumb huh
>wanting your GF shot by feds
He doesn't realize he's part of the problem and has been brainwashed. It doesn't compute and he's malfunctioning like the gaybot he is
I was struck and I lived bitch. Not a scratch on me. I know it seems unimaginable, but it happened and you know I'm telling the truth because I'm not a Holocaust survivor

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 04:41:34 [Preview] No.5258 del
apparently she likes textwalls just like you, you guys have a lot in common in fact, I'm sure you're about to have a fascinating conversation

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 05:32:09 [Preview] No.5260 del
Social media has conditioned you to have an extremely short attention span, so anything over 3 sentences is a wall of unreadable text to you.

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 05:42:51 [Preview] No.5261 del
leave me alone fag, talk to the other guy who just replied to you 8 times

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 06:10:35 [Preview] No.5262 del
Why do you reply if you don't want a response? Nigga just close your eye aha

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 20:17:05 [Preview] No.5266 del
Ashley, tell me why you stuck the TracFone in your butt? Is this to get back at your mom? You don't have to do that. I'll buy you some minutes at Walmart if you need it that bad

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 20:20:41 [Preview] No.5267 del
that ain't falco

Anonymous 08/06/2022 (Sat) 20:30:46 [Preview] No.5268 del
Ashley, how bad is your anxiety now? Are you still afraid of storms? There are no Mexicans under your bed or at your window. Has all pleasure become a guilty pleasure now because of your anxiety? If you want to meet up, we can do it somewhere you'll feel safe. Like at a police station. You're not black so you have nothing to worry about. I'll probably already be there after beating up your dad to prove myself to you.

Seabee 08/07/2022 (Sun) 02:28:39 [Preview] No.5269 del
If you want to relieve Ashley's anxiety of storms and tornadoes become a storm chaser in her area. You will earn her respect and admiration and you won't have to beat up her dad to prove yourself to her. As a show of appreciation she may even allow you to hang out with us for awhile, no guarantees on that though.

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 02:32:12 [Preview] No.5270 del
That intel sticker doesnt look old enough. What about IME? Do you trust systemd?

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 03:01:45 [Preview] No.5271 del
(71.21 KB 1024x651 melivingthedream.jpg)
hey guys, ashley here. i mean ashton. i'm sorry things got so heated in this thread, but i'm not sorry for being objectively correct. i just want to pool our knowledge and resources so that we can escape the glowies together.

on an unrelated topic, i've been slamming 5-6 grams of l-arginine lately and it makes my little clittydick HUGE. picrel. you guys beat off today too or just me?

be detailed.

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 03:08:20 [Preview] No.5272 del
I do believe that this pic was actually taken by the poster

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 03:46:38 [Preview] No.5274 del
what a terrible day to have eyes

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 04:17:12 [Preview] No.5275 del
Tell me more. Why should I be running Falco? That is a genuine question. I read over the github page and it seems like valuable software. However, my laptop is not running as a server, and I use the application level firewall opensnitch to detect and block unwanted outbound connections. I'm also confident that my local network is reasonably secure. I'm not convinced that Falco is necessary for my threat model but I'm willing to be convinced otherwise.

It's corebooted, which is more than good enough for my threat model. I did it because it was actually really interesting to learn about, and I must not be that retarded because I didn't brick my machine. Like most thinking people, I have misgivings about systemd. Overreach being one of the primary problems. Frankly, I should look into using a different init system, however, by the time I was really getting into Linux, systemd was basically in everything. I haven't taken the time to make that switch yet. I probably should switch to Artix.

Fake. Where is piss bottle, poop sock, and syringes filled with t?

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 06:57:39 [Preview] No.5279 del
this is what happens when you let your kid use the computer unsupervised and they discover 4chan at age 12

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 07:02:30 [Preview] No.5280 del
Many such cases

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 08:57:13 [Preview] No.5281 del
uncut is that you?

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 13:48:56 [Preview] No.5282 del
>I dunno how much it wiggles man!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WO5859x0Gms [Embed]

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 20:13:52 [Preview] No.5286 del
I am the storm. I was struck by lightning

Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 13:11:14 [Preview] No.5290 del
>AshLinux trying to block a cookie from horsecockdildoluvers.net

Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 17:21:39 [Preview] No.5291 del
There are no cookies on my gentoo computer. I have a security system that will automatically trace the coordinates and launch an ICBM at any server that attempts to store cookies.

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.5308 del
>who isn't overweight.

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.5571 del
(1.99 MB 1920x1080 wallpaper7.png)

Anonymous 08/24/2022 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.5590 del
I don't understand why the border. Nice, tho.

Anonymous 08/25/2022 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.5616 del
idk I felt like it needed framing or something.
It turned out so well on its own, that maybe its a case of "I havent done much so I should do something"

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