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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No. 68872 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
strade edition

>Current and upcoming road races
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro

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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.69955 del
starting to fear that my insistence on propa bike maintenance has become a detriment
for instance I seriously considered not riding outside in 25° and sunny with Beaufort 2 because then I will have to clean my chain
wat do ?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.69956 del
>>69955
become a runner


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.69957 del
>>69956
I already do that though


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.69958 del
>>69957
I found your problem then, stop running and man up


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.69959 del
>>69955
Everybody needs a shitty alu gravel bike that can take any beating without a single care


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No. 67942 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Golden God edition

Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE
02.03 Beobank Samyn Ladies 1.1 WE
03.03 Ename Samyn Classic 1.1

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Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.68951 del
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Ok, time for a ride. Schnitzelkino most likely on the menu. Probably won't be back in time to see dopage in Italy, you never know.


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.68952 del
>>68947
I see, Kussen really was a man ahead of the times


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.68953 del
realistically your muscles will never stop growing if you just keep riding more


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.68954 del
>pogi is sick


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.68955 del
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>>68954
Phew, made it to adjust him out, P*dcock in, Vendrame in.


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No. 66923 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE

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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.67937 del
>Drum's a Weapon - Myde Megamix Ferry Corsten
Is what grug is listening to now in his earpiece


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.67938 del
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>>67935
Y-yes?
>małecki


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.67939 del
Where the fucking fuck is Turner god fucking damnit


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.67940 del
Magnier looking strong


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.67941 del
Henlo new thred plz


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No. 65910 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
UAE fatigue edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro

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Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.66921 del
>Seixas is three years younger than del Toro
These zoomers are too much.


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.66922 del
>>66917
Its over anyways.
What the whole website once stood for is long gone, the users that made it fun are also mostly gone.
Its a shadow of its former self, and i say this being someone who loved it for a very long time.

very few pockets of autist do retain some entertainment factor.
Krautchan is ded, Ylilauta is ded...


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.66924 del
NEW THREAD:
>>66923
>>66923
>>66923


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.66927 del
>>66922
true, it's final blow was 10 years ago

well... if they want shit, I might feed (spoof) them shit


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.66935 del
Sporza will go live for Omloop at 13:30 so more coverage hurray


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No. 64860 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
comfy edition

>Current and upcoming road races
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1

>CX races

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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.65926 del
Why yes, I believe that Rickaert and Dillier can win in a 12% gradient for 8km, just push 600W, it's not that hard


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.65927 del
>>65925
The new one? old one got epsteined over the loved the torture video kek


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.65928 del
I know its been lamented before but exactly why is there a 20k 5% climb at the very start of a stage


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65929 del
this country really likes team UAE and is hissing the team flag everywhere


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65930 del
NEW THREAD:
>>65910
>>65910
>>65910


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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No. 63877 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ice grug edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1

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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.64920 del
>>64919
compared to mens ciclismo it is a real goomble unless you track the menstrual cycles of the femmes avec zwift


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64921 del
In any case, the results of today’s stage will not count towards the GC.

Congrats Bert Żulisz and joder Soler, >using pedals and Feastbertao will probably contest the /cyc/ GC win.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64922 del
>>64918
nice a win's a win


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64923 del
>>64920
I didn't event think about this bleeding shit, kek.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.64924 del
time to jump the ship:
>>64860
>>64860
>>64860


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No. 62912 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
more Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro

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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.63914 del
so many cuties


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.63915 del
>>63911
No doped Italians or Norwegians today at least


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.63916 del
Tian RUNNING, this is a sign Bért.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.63917 del
Don't forget to go to the new thread Bert


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.63918 del
Gwan to the retirement home hag, thanks for the team medals.


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Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No. 62393 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Spicy one today, 4x8min with 30s hard starts. Really gets your hart pumping and then you have to endure for 7.5min still.
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Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.62466 del
>>62394
you can have a blog thread we can follow


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.62475 del
>>62466
Eh that seems excessive, it's fun to occasionally post these training bits in the main thread


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.62524 del
is this the coaching thread?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.62901 del
>>62393
>no dopage 101 copypasta
you should "coach" us fellow Berts


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.62911 del
Gunna invade Bertele's thread now.


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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No. 61900 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remking bin Evenepoel edition

>Current and upcoming road races
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT

>CX races
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2

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Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.62906 del
my boy Léandre Lozouet paying out dividends


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.62907 del
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it's blobloblover


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.62908 del
>>62907
>blobloblover
holy kek


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.62909 del
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>>62906


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.62913 del
NEW THREAD:
>>62912
>>62912
>>62912


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/cyc/ - general Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No. 60853 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Living in Monaco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro

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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.61898 del
this ribberolle lass is the kwab of the race thats for sure


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.61899 del
Prestigious Trofeu Andratx has crashed PCS


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.61901 del
>>61900
>>61900
>>61900

make a few more posts and don't get stuck


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.61918 del
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>>61895
well


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.61919 del
remco will never lose again


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