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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No. 104536 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Sprinter's Intermission edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1

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Bert 07/28/2026 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.109553 del
Oui


Bert 07/30/2026 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.109781 del
Yes well


Bert 07/31/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.109986 del
Well yes


Bert 08/06/2026 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.111334 del
Indeed


Bert 08/13/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.113111 del
Kill


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No. 103521 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
heat dome edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1

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Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.104586 del
>>104578
Everything depends on where you live, you just keep acting like you're riding for hours on 15% gradients and need granny gears when it's probably like 2% of all your riding


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.104587 del
>>104585
need to secure 7th in the sprint


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.104588 del
>>104581
If anyone tells him he is actually interested in this "X essay" I will find this person and demolish him


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.104589 del
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>>104586
Or perhaps I would be riding them more if I didn't have to actively avoid them


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.104590 del
If Slock closes this I am going to fucking squeak


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No. 102455 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
c'est fini edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1

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Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.103582 del
lipowitz is the bottle bitch


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.103583 del
Oh no no. Lipo bros we are the bottle bitch.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.103584 del
>>103581
Pog and Del Toro arm-in-arm


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.103585 del
Kek voeckler also shat on rb


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.103586 del
NEW THREAD:
>>103521
>>103521
>>103521


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No. 101453 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
kids pool edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT

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Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.102584 del
time to move to the
NEW THREAD:
>>102455
>>102455
>>102455


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.102585 del
>>102554
No, it is almost a pleasure to mess with it.
I also need to justify all this blue brand paypiggery I have committed.
>sq_smug00.jpg


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.102594 del
>>102584
No we have to finish this one off


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.102598 del
Pedersen riding??


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.102609 del
Who??


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No. 100403 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Colombian menace edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT

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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.101574 del
>>101568
de nada, tiz and daddy became basically non-functional for me, too


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.101681 del
beep beep


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.102005 del
I want to settle in


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.102007 del
ok, let's leave the thread at 999, don't dare to make it to 1000


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.102062 del
Ok I won't


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No. 99402 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Grand Départ & 100000 posts edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT

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Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.100564 del
>>100563
and only a few motos and team cars/ambulances


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.100565 del
>>100561
hope this guy makes it through


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.100566 del
>>100561
Sending an apologize form for every "not skelly" statement I have made the last few days.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.100567 del
>>100561
he looks so giga lean he's not bullshitting, this was not on the limit for him today
rembros know


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.100568 del
>>100561
is this the leanest he's ever been?


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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No. 98491 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tdf anticipation edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT

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Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.99560 del
well, I need to run some errands, move the NEW THREAD soon:
>>99402
>>99402
>>99402


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one last pic of fraudulence


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.99563 del
First GC superstar is starting
MARTIN-KULOMET is on his way


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.99565 del
>>99559
I think you're right, yeah, I'd like to see the data though still


Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.99566 del
Czech /tv/ shitting on Vuelta 2025
VERY cool


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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No. 97542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Barcelona edition

>Current and upcoming road races
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro

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Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.98549 del
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Last torty minutes of my ride I came up with this theorem
Casette for jobbers like me should be convex, not concave

No, retard, you do NOT need 11-12-13-14 for your sunday schnitzel ride with you're retard friends
No, retard, you can't tell a different if you score 2.45 rpm less at exactly 34 km/h

Instead, I need a fluid sailing and FOR SOME REASON majority of my rides fell in the category where BIG ring - 6-7 cog is optimal, but it starts to rattle, and SMALL ring - 4-5th cog is optimal and also starts to rattle

I think the bike industry has been held captures by boomers who refuse to give up the low cadence meme (despite the fact they won't be able to sit up from they're couch at 50)
And also jobber who think they ONE DAY gonna make a BIG race and HIHG speed

FUCK


Bert 06/30/2026 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.98617 del
>>98549
I kind of agree with you, the 15-16-17 gears are too similar


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.98632 del
Good morning


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.98633 del
Another one


Bert 07/01/2026 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.98645 del
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hopefully last super early ride for a few days, getting up at 4 sucks


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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/22/2026 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No. 96504 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nationals edition

>Current and upcoming road races
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro

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Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.98884 del
Nein


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.99093 del
Join in, get settled


Bert 07/02/2026 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.99094 del
No


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.99200 del
Ho


Bert 07/03/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.99201 del
This is NOT flood.


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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/19/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No. 95452 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Heatwave edition

>Current and upcoming road races
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT
17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
17.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
18.06 - 20.06 La Route d'Occitanie - CIC 2.1
19.06 - 21.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1
21.06 Andorra MoraBanc Clàssica 1.1
21.06 LOTTO Thüringen Women Cycling Challenge 1.Pro
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro

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Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.96538 del
>>96531
I skipped r*nning and started sweating.
>sweater.bmp


Bert 06/23/2026 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.96539 del
NEW THREAD:
>>96504
>>96504
>>96504


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.97009 del
Oui


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.97011 del
C'est


Bert 06/25/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.97012 del
Fini


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