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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No. 66923 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE

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Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.67421 del
>>67419
But do you need a lightweight bike in rural finlandia, where nearest balkon is 1500 km away?


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.67422 del
>>67420
Heh I was not up to date on that Soler case. Take your bicarb, instant dopage provided your stomach can handle it


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.67423 del
>>67421
No I don't need it but a lightweight bike feels very nice, the acceleration is different. My look was also a nice lightweight bike, probably much slower than an aero bike but it looked good, felt good, was good on long rides.


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>>67423
Well, you are lightweight after all
I probably wouldn't go under 8 kg meself just not to stress the carbon with my big and strong bones


Bert 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.67425 del
swigging a litre of cherry juice and bicarbonate of soda today then. it's for my benen


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goombling stats and shits Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No. 414 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the thread
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Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.65165 del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
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VUELTA DE MURCIA


Bert 02/15/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.65412 del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
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TOUR DE LA PROVENCE


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 18:10 [Preview] No.67122 del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
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UAE TOUR


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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
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RUTA DEL SOL


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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No. 65910 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
UAE fatigue edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro

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Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.66921 del
>Seixas is three years younger than del Toro
These zoomers are too much.


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.66922 del
>>66917
Its over anyways.
What the whole website once stood for is long gone, the users that made it fun are also mostly gone.
Its a shadow of its former self, and i say this being someone who loved it for a very long time.

very few pockets of autist do retain some entertainment factor.
Krautchan is ded, Ylilauta is ded...


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.66924 del
NEW THREAD:
>>66923
>>66923
>>66923


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.66927 del
>>66922
true, it's final blow was 10 years ago

well... if they want shit, I might feed (spoof) them shit


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.66935 del
Sporza will go live for Omloop at 13:30 so more coverage hurray


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Remco thread Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No. 35 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remco thread
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Bert 01/29/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.61479 del
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God I love Oumi so much it's unreal


Bert 01/30/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.61655 del
accept the call?


Bert 01/30/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.61656 del
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>>61655


Bert 01/30/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.61665 del
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who are you gonna call?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.66050 del
Remkings, our response to today's embarrassment?


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No. 64860 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
comfy edition

>Current and upcoming road races
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1

>CX races

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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.65926 del
Why yes, I believe that Rickaert and Dillier can win in a 12% gradient for 8km, just push 600W, it's not that hard


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.65927 del
>>65925
The new one? old one got epsteined over the loved the torture video kek


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.65928 del
I know its been lamented before but exactly why is there a 20k 5% climb at the very start of a stage


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65929 del
this country really likes team UAE and is hissing the team flag everywhere


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65930 del
NEW THREAD:
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>>65910
>>65910


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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No. 63877 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ice grug edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1

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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.64920 del
>>64919
compared to mens ciclismo it is a real goomble unless you track the menstrual cycles of the femmes avec zwift


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64921 del
In any case, the results of today’s stage will not count towards the GC.

Congrats Bert Żulisz and joder Soler, >using pedals and Feastbertao will probably contest the /cyc/ GC win.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64922 del
>>64918
nice a win's a win


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64923 del
>>64920
I didn't event think about this bleeding shit, kek.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.64924 del
time to jump the ship:
>>64860
>>64860
>>64860


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No. 62912 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
more Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro

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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.63914 del
so many cuties


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:40 [Preview] No.63915 del
>>63911
No doped Italians or Norwegians today at least


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.63916 del
Tian RUNNING, this is a sign Bért.


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.63917 del
Don't forget to go to the new thread Bert


Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.63918 del
Gwan to the retirement home hag, thanks for the team medals.


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Bert 02/03/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No. 62393 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Spicy one today, 4x8min with 30s hard starts. Really gets your hart pumping and then you have to endure for 7.5min still.
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Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.62466 del
>>62394
you can have a blog thread we can follow


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.62475 del
>>62466
Eh that seems excessive, it's fun to occasionally post these training bits in the main thread


Bert 02/04/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.62524 del
is this the coaching thread?


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.62901 del
>>62393
>no dopage 101 copypasta
you should "coach" us fellow Berts


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.62911 del
Gunna invade Bertele's thread now.


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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No. 61900 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remking bin Evenepoel edition

>Current and upcoming road races
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT

>CX races
25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2

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Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.62906 del
my boy Léandre Lozouet paying out dividends


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.62907 del
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it's blobloblover


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.62908 del
>>62907
>blobloblover
holy kek


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>>62906


Bert 02/06/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.62913 del
NEW THREAD:
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/cyc/ - general Bert 01/26/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No. 60853 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Living in Monaco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro

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Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.61898 del
this ribberolle lass is the kwab of the race thats for sure


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.61899 del
Prestigious Trofeu Andratx has crashed PCS


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.61901 del
>>61900
>>61900
>>61900

make a few more posts and don't get stuck


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>>61895
well


Bert 01/31/2026 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.61919 del
remco will never lose again


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