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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/13/2026 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No. 70934 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
turning back the time edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro
21.03 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
21.03 Milano-Sanremo 1.UWT
21.03 Milano-Sanremo Donne 1.WWT
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE

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Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.71524 del
other news:
>fraud bennett back today after heart surgery
>Dominant Jonas Vingegaard Expects Further Performance Gains
visma, with their fake hopium press releases again. speaking of jonas:
>Bardet zag geen imponerende Vingegaard in Parijs-Nice: “Niet van niveau Pogacar of Evenepoel”
lol
>hln already announced jappe as winner of nokere koerse, another outcome isn't a possiblity for them
>knee injury that nearly ended Tadej Pogačar's Tour de France last year apparently caused by crash with Visma-Lease a Bike car. The Slovenian's agent says he collided with the team car ahead of stage 18
adios pogi


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.71525 del
>>71524
>Bardet zag geen imponerende Vingegaard in Parijs-Nice: “Niet van niveau Pogacar of Evenepoel”
<Evenepoel
the former is expected and the later is a very good thing kek if he's ever on the level of evenepoel it's over
What interests me is how Seixas stacks up against vingo


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.71526 del
>>71525
bardet has been a big remco fanboy ever since they were in the break together.


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.71527 del
>>71526
oh yes that one break where bardet emasculated himself big time I think I remember that one


Bert 03/18/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.71528 del
>>71526
He gave him the stage trophy too iirc, forever in his servitude


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goombling stats and shits Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No. 414 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the thread
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Bert 03/01/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.68275 del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
KUURNE-BRUSSEL-KUURNE


Bert 03/04/2026 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.68638 del
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
TROFEO LAIGUEGLIA


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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
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STRADE BIANCHE


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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
TIRRENO-ADRIATICO


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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
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PARIS-NICE


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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No. 69960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
young bucks edition

>Current and upcoming road races
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro

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Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.70969 del
>>70962
imo there are enough easy races already, lbl has just been bad because of the startlist but there's a good chance that'll change in the future


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.70970 del
>Jonas Vingegaard is in yellow, and therefore he is a kind of leader of the peloton in this special situation. He believes that it could very well end in a strike if the finish line for today's stage is not moved.
>- Yes, I would almost assume that. There are still some teams that want to race, but I hope that we can stand together at least, says Vingegaard and talks about his role as the leader of the field:
>- I have to be at the forefront of the riders' safety, and I will do that. I have to help make sure that we stand together and make sure that cycling races are safe.
>Vingegaard emphasizes that the problem is not the massive rain and the fear of illness, but rather the safety of the riders if they have to ride on snowy roads close to the finish line.
The problem is not driving in the rain, the problem is that they are stubborn about keeping the finish line where it is, and where it is snowing.

Yeah, no way they are riding today


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.70972 del
>>70970
this would never happen with pogacar around


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.70973 del
time to jump ship
NEW THREAD:
>>70934
>>70934
>>70934


Bert 03/14/2026 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.70974 del
and now we're full


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/cyc/ - general Bert 03/06/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No. 68872 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
strade edition

>Current and upcoming road races
06.03 - 08.03 Vuelta a Extremadura Femenina 2.1 WE
07.03 Strade Bianche Donne 1.WWT
07.03 Strade Bianche 1.UWT
08.03 - 15.03 Paris-Nice 2.UWT
08.03 Trofeo Oro in Euro - Women's Bike Race 1.1 WE
09.03 - 15.03 Tirreno-Adriatico 2.UWT
11.03 IXINA Leeuw-Oetingen p/b Lotto 1.Pro
15.03 Trofeo Alfredo Binda - Comune di Cittiglio 1.WWT
15.03 - 19.03 Tour de Taiwan 2.1
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse 1.Pro
18.03 Danilith Nokere Koerse WE 1.Pro WE
18.03 Milano - Torino 1.Pro
19.03 Grand Prix de Denain - Porte du Hainaut 1.Pro
20.03 Bredene Koksijde Classic 1.Pro

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Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.69955 del
starting to fear that my insistence on propa bike maintenance has become a detriment
for instance I seriously considered not riding outside in 25° and sunny with Beaufort 2 because then I will have to clean my chain
wat do ?


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.69956 del
>>69955
become a runner


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.69957 del
>>69956
I already do that though


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.69958 del
>>69957
I found your problem then, stop running and man up


Bert 03/09/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.69959 del
>>69955
Everybody needs a shitty alu gravel bike that can take any beating without a single care


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No. 67942 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Golden God edition

Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE
02.03 Beobank Samyn Ladies 1.1 WE
03.03 Ename Samyn Classic 1.1

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Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.68951 del
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Ok, time for a ride. Schnitzelkino most likely on the menu. Probably won't be back in time to see dopage in Italy, you never know.


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.68952 del
>>68947
I see, Kussen really was a man ahead of the times


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.68953 del
realistically your muscles will never stop growing if you just keep riding more


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.68954 del
>pogi is sick


Bert 03/07/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.68955 del
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>>68954
Phew, made it to adjust him out, P*dcock in, Vendrame in.


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No. 66923 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Making excuses edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro
01.03 FENIX Omloop van het Hageland 1.1 WE

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Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.67937 del
>Drum's a Weapon - Myde Megamix Ferry Corsten
Is what grug is listening to now in his earpiece


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>>67935
Y-yes?
>małecki


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.67939 del
Where the fucking fuck is Turner god fucking damnit


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.67940 del
Magnier looking strong


Bert 02/28/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.67941 del
Henlo new thred plz


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No. 65910 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
UAE fatigue edition

>Current and upcoming road races
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1
25.02 - 01.03 Giro di Sardegna 2.1
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.WWT
28.02 Omloop Nieuwsblad 1.UWT
28.02 Faun-Ardèche Classic 1.Pro
28.02 Visit South Aegean GP 1.1
01.03 Region on Dodecanese GP 1.1
01.03 Faun Drome Classic 1.Pro
01.03 Kuurne - Brussel - Kuurne 1.Pro

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Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.66921 del
>Seixas is three years younger than del Toro
These zoomers are too much.


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.66922 del
>>66917
Its over anyways.
What the whole website once stood for is long gone, the users that made it fun are also mostly gone.
Its a shadow of its former self, and i say this being someone who loved it for a very long time.

very few pockets of autist do retain some entertainment factor.
Krautchan is ded, Ylilauta is ded...


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.66924 del
NEW THREAD:
>>66923
>>66923
>>66923


Bert 02/21/2026 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.66927 del
>>66922
true, it's final blow was 10 years ago

well... if they want shit, I might feed (spoof) them shit


Bert 02/22/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.66935 del
Sporza will go live for Omloop at 13:30 so more coverage hurray


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Remco thread Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No. 35 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remco thread
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Bert 01/29/2026 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.61479 del
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God I love Oumi so much it's unreal


Bert 01/30/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.61655 del
accept the call?


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>>61655


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who are you gonna call?


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.66050 del
Remkings, our response to today's embarrassment?


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/cyc/ - general Bert 02/13/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No. 64860 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
comfy edition

>Current and upcoming road races
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1
22.02 Tour des Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
22.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
22.02 - 01.03 Tour du Rwanda 2.1

>CX races

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Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.65926 del
Why yes, I believe that Rickaert and Dillier can win in a 12% gradient for 8km, just push 600W, it's not that hard


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.65927 del
>>65925
The new one? old one got epsteined over the loved the torture video kek


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.65928 del
I know its been lamented before but exactly why is there a 20k 5% climb at the very start of a stage


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65929 del
this country really likes team UAE and is hissing the team flag everywhere


Bert 02/18/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.65930 del
NEW THREAD:
>>65910
>>65910
>>65910


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Bert 02/09/2026 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No. 63877 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ice grug edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT
07.02 - 11.02 Tour of Oman 2.Pro
08.02 Vuelta CV Feminas 1.Pro WE
12.02 - 15.02 Setmana Ciclista Volta Femenina de la Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro WE
13.02 - 15.02 Tour de la Provence 2.1
13.02 - 14.02 Vuelta a la Región de Murcia “Costa Cálida” 2.1
14.02 Figueira Champions Classic 1.Pro (under considiration due to floods)
15.02 Clasica de Almeria 1.Pro
16.02 Clásica Jaén 1.1
16.02 - 22.02 UAE Tour 2.UWT
18.02 - 22.02 Vuelta a Andalucia Ruta Ciclista Del Sol 2.Pro
21.02 Classic Var 1.1

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Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.64920 del
>>64919
compared to mens ciclismo it is a real goomble unless you track the menstrual cycles of the femmes avec zwift


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64921 del
In any case, the results of today’s stage will not count towards the GC.

Congrats Bert Żulisz and joder Soler, >using pedals and Feastbertao will probably contest the /cyc/ GC win.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64922 del
>>64918
nice a win's a win


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.64923 del
>>64920
I didn't event think about this bleeding shit, kek.


Bert 02/14/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.64924 del
time to jump the ship:
>>64860
>>64860
>>64860


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