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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No. 106548 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remco edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro

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Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.106765 del
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>>106762
and why the FUCK wouldn't I dope then


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.106766 del
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finna go for a ride now (clean)


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.106767 del
>>106764
no along Triesterstraße. I use bikerouter.de with the Rennrad (weniger Verkehr) setting to get the routes, its the best routing tool that exists (fuck k*moot, strava maps, and all the other crap)


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.106768 del
>>106754
le juge? antoine vayer


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.106769 del
>>106765
Because if everyone is doping, it's still he guys that have the most talent and work the hardest than come out on top.
So even if you doped you're still missing 2 key aspects to get gud


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Remco thread Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No. 35 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Remco thread
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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.106488 del
Ralph Denk has unlocked Remco


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.106497 del
BAM


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.106498 del
Sumo starts in 26!


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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.106561 del
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Postd in the wrong thread.


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DOPAGE thread Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No. 25 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello in this thread we talk about dopage and performances that are pas normal
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Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.102498 del
hello wada?


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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.106235 del
>>105897
thank you for your concern. this night a raid was enacted against the riders you reported.


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/17/2026 (Fri) 18:41 [Preview] No. 105539 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Flowers By Irene edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1

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Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.106592 del
>>106590
>The fate of Anders Mielke


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.106593 del
NEW THREAD:
>>106548
>>106548
>>106548


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.106595 del
>>106587
>Ploeg ziet "beste versie van Remco Evenepoel": "Maar we blijven vasthouden aan gedeeld leiderschap"
Guess they just asked if he would and he said yes


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.106609 del
>>106585
This is pretty cool. I want a graphic like this for every country.
Maybe that will be Bertacek's next assignment when he is finished with the seasonal collage.


Bert 07/20/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.106715 del
Hi


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No. 104536 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Sprinter's Intermission edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1

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Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.105680 del
IS it just me or the other thread is dead?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.105905 del
1


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.105921 del
flood?


Bert 07/18/2026 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.105922 del
3


Bert 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.106098 del
Bong.


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No. 103521 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
heat dome edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1

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Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.104586 del
>>104578
Everything depends on where you live, you just keep acting like you're riding for hours on 15% gradients and need granny gears when it's probably like 2% of all your riding


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.104587 del
>>104585
need to secure 7th in the sprint


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.104588 del
>>104581
If anyone tells him he is actually interested in this "X essay" I will find this person and demolish him


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>>104586
Or perhaps I would be riding them more if I didn't have to actively avoid them


Bert 07/15/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.104590 del
If Slock closes this I am going to fucking squeak


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No. 102455 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
c'est fini edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1

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Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.103582 del
lipowitz is the bottle bitch


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.103583 del
Oh no no. Lipo bros we are the bottle bitch.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.103584 del
>>103581
Pog and Del Toro arm-in-arm


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.103585 del
Kek voeckler also shat on rb


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.103586 del
NEW THREAD:
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>>103521
>>103521


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No. 101453 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
kids pool edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT

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Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.102584 del
time to move to the
NEW THREAD:
>>102455
>>102455
>>102455


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.102585 del
>>102554
No, it is almost a pleasure to mess with it.
I also need to justify all this blue brand paypiggery I have committed.
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Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.102594 del
>>102584
No we have to finish this one off


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.102598 del
Pedersen riding??


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.102609 del
Who??


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No. 100403 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Colombian menace edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT

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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.101574 del
>>101568
de nada, tiz and daddy became basically non-functional for me, too


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.101681 del
beep beep


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.102005 del
I want to settle in


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.102007 del
ok, let's leave the thread at 999, don't dare to make it to 1000


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.102062 del
Ok I won't


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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/04/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No. 99402 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Grand Départ & 100000 posts edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT

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Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.100564 del
>>100563
and only a few motos and team cars/ambulances


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.100565 del
>>100561
hope this guy makes it through


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.100566 del
>>100561
Sending an apologize form for every "not skelly" statement I have made the last few days.


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.100567 del
>>100561
he looks so giga lean he's not bullshitting, this was not on the limit for him today
rembros know


Bert 07/05/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.100568 del
>>100561
is this the leanest he's ever been?


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