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Bernd 12/12/2020 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No. 41511 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm looking for a car but I don't know much about them. I am thinking of a car like a Fiat 500 or a VolksWagon Beetle. What other cars are there like this, cars that are small so they are easy to park and don't use much fuel but that also look interesting and nice.
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Dutch bernd Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.48666 del
>Yep, sounds like eastern europe.

Heard the same thing from friends in Ukraine

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.48667 del
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Took kc advice and broke up with cheating gf. Yep, she did A LOT behind my back. I pressed her on the issue. I'm glad it's over though. I now know how Brendan Fraser felt with his ex-wife.

It felt like she was a literal drain on my life. some people are like that. they like taking up all the good energy you have in you I guess that happens to people who are more upbeat sometimes.

Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.48680 del
Good for you Bernd. Dead weight should be get rid of. It's no good pulling you down.

Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.48686 del
Bruh you had cheating gf? Good decision Bernd, dont look back.

Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.48804 del
Had a weird dream. Not the habbening themselves, but the feels I had and having as I recall it.
I was in high-school. Not my irl high-school, but it was mine in the dream. I was in highest grade, the 4th, and maybe the year was near the end. I know I had a status and privileges that came not just by the fact that I'm basically outta school, but something more that happened which I did not see in my dream I don't know what it is, I only had the feeling. For this status I could do whatever I wanted, I was free. But for some reason I was bound there, like a haunting ghost.
I was at the very end of a long and wide hallway on the 4th floor. Maybe there were more floors, the building was hueg and kinda modern, gates opened to other hallways (well they were closed, but I knew other hallways running behind them). For some reason that part of the hallway was also separated by a double door, it was open, lower graders were there in a bunch, with big backpacks some placed along the walls, some in the middle, they were talking and busy with school life. Some I knew, at least exchanged couple of words in the past, some of them know me by name, some just by face, but most seemed not to care who I was and if I was there.
I lingered out from that place started along the hallway, most students (all lower graders ofc) have not noticed me at all, and I felt a pang that they should, maybe they should even fear me. Maybe I saw teachers too. The hallways were green-ish, the doors, gates dark brown-ish.
Then I arrived to a central place, an atrium maybe, on my left there was an opening to the actual atrium, a rectangle court in the middle, around each floor had railing, and tiled roof run around. I looked down, students milled about there too. The color orange ruled there, for both the lighting (maybe for the Sun?) and the roofing. I saw my classmates at the other end of the court, they were only five, I had the feeling that we are more, and that only us six remained. I felt warmth towards them but I was proud, happy but also sad.
Where I was on the 4th, there was no railing, and I decided I won't use the stairs to go down but jump down from roof to roof. It was quicker, but it felt as if it was cool to just do that, because I could and not give a shit, if anyone bothers say something. So I did. Noone cared. The disappointment was short, as I walked to my mates. Paradise City from Guns n Roses started to play. Three grills were there, and a bloke. The fifth I'm not sure who was, but I think was also a grill. They were discussing something with heat, but with joy, they had fun. There was one grill with her back to me. Her hair was kinda short, brown, she had sweatshirt on. I approached them and said: "this is our song". I did not mean how like couples mean it, but I knew there was a story behind it, which now irl I do not know. It felt like going home. I walked to the grill with her back to me and hugged her from behind. It was very familiar, intimate and calming. Wasn't sexual, but I think she was more than a classmate or friend.
I woke up.

It is stupid like some American high-shool movie/telly-show, but not really, how it really was to be there, it was different.

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SIEMA ERIS Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No. 27121 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Siema, eris. Twoją byłą posuwamy na dwa baty i zobacz jaka zadowolona. Wciąż po niej płaczesz? Bo ona po tobie nie płacze, odkąd zamieniła twojego cienkiego kutasika na nasze dwa grube. I zawsze połyka.

Webm thread #3 Bernd 11/15/2021 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No. 45569 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New webms thread. Old one is here >>17541

Just had to make a new one
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Tech Thread Bernd 05/16/2018 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No. 16528 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Newest Edition, with less Ghork.

First thing first:
That dude of the Primitive Technology channel and all his copycats have a great advantage: access to unlimited supply of bamboo. Unlimited to their objectives. That stuff is great, tuff as shit, light as feather, can be used to many purpose with little modification and not too much work.

I also read most of this:
I think technology and it's use are running forward and lawmakers lag behind. Those who spent any time in the past two decades on the internet have a giant heap of data about them. I think Bernd posted a video about a security eggsbert, I think he works kind of a private investigator many time cooperating with officials and he said in that video anonymizing data worth nothing it can be de-anonymized with ease, and both companies and govt agencies do.
Now this law was passed at 2016. This year the EU countries have to start implementing it. Who knows how long it takes until it finishes. The whole stuff is kinda vague (it can be modified when necessary tho), and I don't know for example how the EU can force a foreign company to do whatever? There are sanctions but what jurisdiction the EU has over a US based firm for example Facebook and how the EU will force the sanctions onto for example said company?
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Bernd 09/24/2022 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.48788 del
Not much to add on these, but "Assad curse" might've tried to draw a happy merchant.

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Dutch bernd Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.48790 del
I liek it
But all the art looks kinda "off". I don't know why

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Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.48795 del
I know there is at least one very serious AI generating 3d art if supplied with sufficient input. This dezgo thing seems like a toy compared. What I noticed that all the living things heads/faces are kinda surreal. Maybe it's intentional so noone creates something lifelike about irl living peeps.
That cyberpunk style city however looks absolutely good. I generated couple more pics along these >>48784 Not bad. I think one has to find the proper wording, maybe there is a niche this AI thing is very good at. Plus I think if you install it yourself you could train it to be better, or different.

Politics Serious Discussion - Getting out edition Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No. 36217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Justice Minister Moro resigned. He is immensely popular and was doing a good job. There have been high-profile arrests and in 2019 the number of murders dropped by 10 thousand compared to the previous year, a decrease of a fifth. This is a result of many factors: in the Northeast cooperation among cartels reduced violence, but the reduction happpened in other states. Legislation wasn't a factor as there was next to no real change in this regard. He retains much prestige despite the scandal with his leaks, eternal hate from the left due to being Lula's nemesis and repeated disempowerment of the anti-corruption struggle by Congress and the Supreme Court.
What caused this was Bolsonaro's elimination of Federal Police director Maurício Valeixo, who had been picked by Moro. In his final address he noted that:
-There was no legitimate reason for this as he had been effective in his post
-This was a violation of the promise Bolsonaro made upon naming him Minister, that he'd have freedom to handle subordinates
-Bolsonaro also intends to replace a subordinate of the director, the Rio de Janeiro superintendent, and possibly other superintendents, which goes against his spirit of giving autonomy to subordinates
-A replacement now would create confusion and harm the Federal Police's functioning
-Bolsonaro personally told him this was a political choice

Why political? He did not say this straight, but what everyone says is that it was to protect Bolsonaro's sons from investigation, and hence why the Rio de Janeiro superintendent is also involved. Their corruption accusations are petty for Brazilian standards but what's bigger are accusations they might be tied to militias. As always Bolsonaro's sons are his priority. This behavior doesn't come out of nowhere as he has few contacts in Brasília, having lived his career in the sidelines, and many reasons to be distrustful. Moro isn't someone he has a reason to distrust but his sons still came first.
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Bernd 09/13/2022 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.48733 del
Sweden had general election last Sunday.
It's notable for two things.
One: the right opposition caught up to the left governing parties, overall gaining one less seats than those.
But more importantly two: the only party on the right that gained more seats than 2018 was the Sweden Democrats, which apparently a "Euro-skeptic" party. On the left the biggest Soc-Dem and the smallest Green party were capable of gaining more support. Kinda Moving along with Germany in this question.
I think this shows the crystallization of the left-liberal groups - supported by the current issues made fashionably by the mainstream media -, which has a smaller but committed opposition, and the middle ground fades into the background (I don't think it'll ever will entirely, situation will change).
All this has any real importance or impact? Meh, not really, we'll see how the future plays out.

Bernd 09/16/2022 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.48749 del
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Recently the Orbán clique held it's yearly gathering, selected elites are invited close to the Fidesz' leadership attends these shindigs. At least one of them had loose lips however because Orbán's speech was leaked. Some might think it was leaked on purpose.
Few interesting things were told by the great leader, El Primo.
Foreign politics:
- Hungary will try to block the renewal for six months of the embargo against Russia
- the EU shot herself in the leg with the sanctions
- there is no leader of the EU who would realize the interest of the EU and act accordingly
- by 2030 the V4 will become net contributors to the EU budget, which means there will be very little to stay in the EU
- the V4 could be a new center of power, but the Ukraine conflict means a neuralgic point in their relations
- the Eurozone might fall apart by 2030, and maybe the EU herself too
- by 2040 the Muslims will be the majority in the Western cities
- will continue to build a conservative network
Internal politics:
- the Fidesz is preparing a new generation of Fidesz polititians who will be capable of governing up until 2060
- have to support families, have to increase population growth, have to bear more children
- have to preserve jobs and the worth of wages
- have to modernize the economy

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Bernd 09/20/2022 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.48771 del
The first round of the general elections happens next week and Bolsonaro still loses by a wide margin in polls for the second round. Some older polls on geographical and demographic patterns show him losing all regions except for his strongholds. He still wins among Protestants, wealthier or older voters, but not even among men, and, what I find notable, not among voters with a higher education - in the last eleciton, his votes were positively correlated with education. Though Lula still wins among the barely functionally illiterate.

Bernd 09/22/2022 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.48780 del
Maybe the bad news will move less political people who would prefer Bolso; or those who really don't want Lula.
>Though Lula still wins among the barely functionally illiterate.
In other words: landslide victory.

Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.48794 del
I mean, I wouldn't say "leader of Europe". I'm sure Hungary has its fair share of problems too. Mayb solve those first

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Real News Thread Bernd 01/15/2022 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No. 46125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Volcano Hunga erupted near Tonga, causing tsunami all over the place. Japanese news full of it. Lol at countries with seashores.

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Bernd 09/09/2022 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.48702 del
Very sad. I wonder what will happen now, I think that there will be a new push to become a republic in Australia...

Bernd 09/09/2022 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.48705 del
Yesterday I listened the Australian ABC News in the evening, cause shitty BBC did not want to load (ABC included their footage however), and was talk about this republic-monarchy dilemma. Was talk about banding together and this event will bring close the two sides. I bet some already started (or rather continued) their anti-monarchic activities, even those who would jabber about unity and whatnot, distracting the attention to what their mouth say from what their hands doing. If they succeed or not who knows.

Bernd 09/09/2022 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.48710 del
I listened Charles III, the brand new king's speech, first addressing his nation.
After I watched yesterday's speeches, full of fake pathos and grief, with all those mourning expression froze on the speakers' faces (and those ridiculous looks of news anchors, both trying to express grief and struck by endearment, with the furrowed borrows and half-smiles) I was curious how he could top all those. It was meh. He addressed some questions they talked about yesterday. Like will his wife be queen-consort or whatever. The whole thing doesn't have much weight anyway.

Bernd 09/19/2022 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.48763 del
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Well, today a bit earlier they moved Her Majesty to her eternal resting place.
May the earth be light to her.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.48793 del
Argies are throwing a party after it happened.

And most former colonies feel kinda the same thing.

Lörs opinion?

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Syria Thread - Suffering on the Ukraine Bernd 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No. 48765 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Previous thredder: >>47132

A bit of habbenings had on the Syria every couple of day, in general nichts Neues as the poet says.

On the Ukraine they go slow, but Ukrainians in Bilohorovka again, while Russians are now operating over the Bakhmutka, south of Bakhmut.
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Bernd 09/22/2022 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.48778 del
There has been a prisoner swap negotiated with the help of the Saudi crown prince of all people.
10 Foreighn fighters were releases including the Moroccan and two Brits that were caught in Mariupol, a number of other soldiers from that were released including some of the commanders.
The Russians got back some soldiers and officers as well and they also got the Oligarch they wanted.
Well it looks like all is well that ends well.

Bernd 09/22/2022 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.48779 del
That A hes a banor?

Yeah. Back to the front.
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Bernd 09/22/2022 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.48782 del
Military History Visualized channel uploaded couple of Ukraine tank situation related videos, they aren't too fresh:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FYmwfC99eek [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SqoGKEMrTu0 [Embed]
3. (this one I have not watched yet)
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Bernd 09/23/2022 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.48783 del
So the first video is about the tanks on the Ukraine and the Ukrainian officers observations.
The second video concludes that sending Leopard 2-s onto the Ukraine might not be the best idea, they can be more bother than worth and even can turn out to be entirely useless (some commenters pointed out that they still could replace the T series tanks in places without fighting but need tank cover for whatever reason, so those can be moved to active duty; which might be a good idea but means the Leos won't see any combat). The opinion of the Ukro officers in the first vid confirms this one.
In the third the bloke goes through a Bundeswehr evaluation from the '90s which compares the the T-72 and the Leo 1. The report was made for politicians who had to decide what to do about the tanks they inherited from the DDR. Interesting insights in the very end of he video.
These three are cool, offers other considerations, many and all round considerations about the armour warfare related to current conflict.

Bernd 09/24/2022 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.48785 del
I remember I saw the second two some while ago. I like that this guy uses primary sources and a lot of his content is that, but when he adds his own arguments and opinions they can be silly.
It would make sense that the Germans would pick the Leopard 1 over the T-72 seeing as they would have designed the Leopard 1 to fit their requirements in the first place. But this gives an insight into what they value and why they made the Leopard 1 like that and it seems they wanted good situational awareness to react and adapt to the situation and good mobility.

Anões, qual a melhor maneira de esconder um corpo dentro de uma cidade? Um rapaz que namorava com minha prima a estuprou. Tenho uma garrucha velha (que todo avó de interior tem)e pretendo por um fim a vida do muleque. Não foi a primeira vez que eu já passei alguém, só nunca o fiz em um ambiente urbano. Pensei em levar ele para um passeio e terminar com sua vida em uma ponte aqui da cidade, mas tenho medo de blitz, que é certo ter por lá. São poucos os lugares de mata fechada, tão dificeis de sair quanto de entrar e caso eu tivesse que jogar no esgoto, uma hora ou outra iria fazer autopsia. Já tenho tudo em mente de como eu vou fazer, só não sei o local.

inb4 cortar em pedaços (não tenho estrutura para isso)
inb4 sopinha química (não sou rico)
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Anônimo 08/24/2022 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.1886 del
Como é o ar aí no presídio?

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Anônimo 09/18/2022 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.1902 del
uma coisa dessa sempre volta pra te morder, não usa o crime do outro como desculpa para cometer um

Anônimo 09/22/2022 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.1909 del
Um crime não justifica cometer outro crime
Reuna provas e vá denunciar como um ser humano descente seu animal

Anônimo 09/24/2022 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.1910 del

Tente atrair o imbecil para algum lugar sem câmeras e pessoas, mate o desgraçado e leve seu corpo no porta-malas para algum lugar que você possa enterrá-lo.

Tome todos os cuidados necessários que tudo vai ocorrer bem.

Acho que é difícil sair impune de algo assim na cidade, mas caso dê certo compartilhe seu ato conosco... Seria deverás agradável.

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Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No. 32381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I just realised something... something spooky as fuck.

You know how sumo is derived from some ancient rituals? How it was performed in shrines, to appease the kami, to ensure prosperity? It was only later professionalised, and is now performed on a national level by salaried wrestlers, but there are still many religious elements, from how the ring is consecrated by a priest before each tournament, yokozuna entering the ring with that big white rope around his belt, to wrestlers actually throwing salt into the ring before each bout as a means of consecration. It is a deeply religious ritual, somehow performed to appease the kami for the entire nation of Japan. Kinda like how the ancient Olympic Games were performed on temple grounds, and were a form of vitalist worship of Greek gods.

You know when's the last time sumo wasn't performed as scheduled? March 2011. The March of the earthquake and tsunami that rekt Japan. But guess what? The tournament was cancelled a month before. Because of some match-fixing scandal. Yep, that's right. And the earthquake happened 2 days before the tournament was scheduled.

The earthquake happened because the sumo ritual wasn't performed. Because the kami weren't appeased. They were pissed and caused the earthquake as a warning.
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Bernd 09/11/2022 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.48724 del
I am yet again not going to make it at 6.30... don't know exactly when I will get home, I will only know an hour before (that's how long it takes to drive home)

>In Juryo, have to watch for Hokuseiho. The tall guy.
And Kinbozan. The Kazakh dude.

Bernd 09/11/2022 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.48725 del
Oh well. Not a great start.
I'll still stream it on our cytube.
What's up with Kinbozan? Beyond he's a Kazakh.

Bernd 09/11/2022 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.48726 del
Kinbozan studied in Japan and was university sumo champion, iirc.

I'll be home around 19.30 btw

Bernd 09/11/2022 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.48727 del
I can wait until then. I've something to do.

Bernd 09/18/2022 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.48762 del
Day 8 - Halfway through, just some highlights

Not bad, Takakento. Good bout.
Hokuseiho vs Tochimusashi, 6-1 both. Started awkward, actually the whole thing looked a bit awkward. Very good ending, Hokuseiho brought it back from the rice bales, then instantly turned the tables over and won.
Daiamami vs Kinbozan. Daiamami got blodied? Or was that Kibozan's blood? Anyway congrats to the latter. Freshly in Juryo and pulling a good score for now.
Kagayaki vs Enho. Very nice. Enho performed as he should.
Churanoumi vs. Tohakury. Chura was at 6-1. Mono-ii. Tohakuryu won with a bit of luck. I'm glad tho, he isn't bad rikishi, and still young.
Bushozan hugging. That's rare. Chiyomaru just pulled him down.

Mitoryu vs Shimanoumi. Long bout, lots of struggle, deadlock. Good start. A bit simple finish.
Ryuden vs Hiradoumi. Ryuden clenched his opponent's arms tight. Towards the end Hiradoumi could save himself to be pushed out. But his effort was exploited and was pulled down.
Kotoshoho big fall, but not a nice win for Chiyoshoma. The point is a point.
Hahh. I thought Oho will be in trouble with Takanosho. But managed well, 6-2.
Wow, Nishikifuji basically lifted Tochinoshin out. He is a big guy tho, and Nishikigi is relatively short.
Wakamotoharu vs. Myoguryu. Torinaoshi!

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Anônimo 06/18/2022 (Sat) 00:40:03 [Preview] No. 1843 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
fui banido durante 10 anos. Vai para a rais puta que te há de parir.

Anônimo 09/18/2022 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.1906 del
Só imbecil consegue ser banido kkkk

Meu nome é Gabriela, tenho 16 anos e meu sonho é ser estuprada. Todos os dias e acordo e saio na rua imaginando o dia que algum homem corajoso irá me estuprar. Quando esse dia chegar eu me sentirei realizada. Não importa se seja um, dois ou até mesmo três. Eu deixaria até mesmo uma fileira de homens me possuir sexualmente sem meu consentimento.
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Anônimo 06/07/2022 (Tue) 18:47:19 [Preview] No.1833 del
Algum anão corajoso, por favor, sequestra essa depósito de porra e grave vídeo estuprando essa ninfetinha deformada.

Anônimo 06/08/2022 (Wed) 16:38:34 [Preview] No.1835 del
Cara feia do caralho, parece um dinossario

Anônimo 06/08/2022 (Wed) 21:05:49 [Preview] No.1836 del
Devia ser crime gordola feia tentar ser e-girl

Anônimo 06/09/2022 (Thu) 19:56:18 [Preview] No.1837 del
Anão, essas informações estão erradas. O nome dela é Débora Gabrielly e ela mora na minha cidade, Currais Novos - RN. Entre em contato comigo, assim poderemos nos unir e produzir conteúdos de CP estuprando esse depósito.

Anônimo 09/18/2022 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.1905 del
Sério que tem imbecil caindo nisso? É óbvio que isso é coisa de um anormal, sorte dele que esse chan ainda ta desconhecido, se fosse o 55 que tinha varios infiltrado ele já tinha ido de base

Anão que quer se vingar fio Anônimo 10/14/2017 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No. 1282 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anões, preciso de vossa humilde assistência, e peco-lhes que leiam meu relato até o final.

Duas semanas atrás uma depósito bateu no meu carro. Ela não tem seguro e se recusou a assumir a culpa. No entanto, fizemos um acordo: Inicialmente ela disse que pagaria a franquia do meu carro se eu incluisse ela como terceira no sinistro, e o meu seguro pagaria os dois. Disse que, para fazer isso ela também precisaria cobrir o aumento da minha franquia no ano que vem. Tudo "certo": Ela disse que mandaria o dinheiro agora dia 10. Não mandou.

Então fiz o boletim de ocorrência e prosseguiria abrindo o sinistro pro meu carro, apenas, e entro com ela nas pequenas causas depois. Eis que o marido troglodita dela me liga quarta feira, exigindo satisfacões sobre o boletim de ocorrência que abri. Expliquei que eles descumpriram com o combinado e que vou prosseguir por conta própria, bem como meus planos de manda-los pras pequenas causas depois.

Hoje, quando estou saindo de casa pra trabalhar, aparece a depósito e seu respectivo marido troglodita na portaria do meu apartamento, fazendo escândalo e me ameacando de morte, numa clara tentativa de intimidacão. Chamei a polícia, e eles foram embora antes dos PMs chegarem. Fui novamente até a polícia, com o primeiro BO, e abri um segundo boletim de ocorrência por ameaca de morte e calúnia e difamacão (pelo escândalo que fizeram na porta do meu apartamento).

Os policiais, muito solícitos, levantaram os dados completos dos dois sem eu pedir, e incluiram tudo no BO. E agora tenho os dados (RG, CPF, endereco, etc) do troglodita e sua depósito de porra.

Quero muito raidar contra esse casal maldito, e gostaria de causar-lhes alguns problemas. No entanto, não tenho muito conhecimento de como fazer e quais acões eu devo tomar. Como faria, sei lá, pra registrar uma empresa no nome deles e (obviamente) não cumprir com os pagamentos dos impostos e ônus legais que isso acarretaria? Ou pedir um cartão de crédito que dispense ativacão por telefone e fazer umas compras de extasy no nome do referido casal? Sou falho e fraco de idéias, e confesso que estou fazendo isso só porque estou tomado pela raiva e por vontade de cometer um duplo assassinato.

Toda ajuda é bem vinda.
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Anônimo 03/05/2021 (Fri) 04:07:29 [Preview] No.1703 del
é realmente uma ótima ideia, o casal com certeza ficará com a imagem queimada pelo resto da vida, e consequentemente venham a cometer duplo suicídio ou serão estuprados por estupradores na cadeia.

Anônimo 05/10/2021 (Mon) 12:54:52 [Preview] No.1724 del
deixa o processo legal acabar e espera um ano antes de fazer qualquer besteira

Anônimo 08/02/2022 (Tue) 18:20:30 [Preview] No.1870 del
Tá mas como relacionar eles a um caso de pedofilia? O anão vai simplesmente começar a divulgar na internet com o perfil pessoal dele?

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Anônimo 09/18/2022 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.1904 del
Tua cidade não tem o 500 pila? contrata pra dar um apavoro nela pra ela pagar.

Anônimo 12/18/2016 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No. 688 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Aqui pode CP? :3
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Anônimo 06/20/2017 (Tue) 08:10:30 [Preview] No. 1155 del
Pode não.

Anônimo 08/02/2022 (Tue) 18:22:57 [Preview] No.1871 del
Aqui não mas se tiver um que permite fala ai

Anônimo 08/22/2022 (Mon) 21:46 [Preview] No.1885 del
Só se for no tor, o Google derruba, é contra a lei. Eles levam muito à sério pornografia infantil.

Anônimo 09/18/2022 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.1903 del
Caralho sempre a mesma merda, pq esses pau no cu degenerado não falece de uma vez. Parece um câncer que vai se alastrando e matando todos os Chans

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Churrasco Anônimo 06/27/2021 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No. 1735 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Entao anoes, quero me enchurrascar, nao importa o motivo, nao uero nada que envolva as formas tradicionais: enforcamento, tiro, pular de predio.
tambem nao quero que seja sofrido, quero que seja rapido. Se se puderem me dar receitas de remedios ficarei agradecido,flw anoes.
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Anônimo 06/23/2022 (Thu) 00:14:32 [Preview] No.1846 del
Caro anonzito,
Não faça isso.
Você é jovem, isso passa e a vida melhora.
Ass. Anão irmão, filho da puta.

Anônimo 09/14/2022 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.1896 del
se churrascar é coisa de pussy, ansiedade é coisa de pussy. se voce se churrascar por depressao ou falta de esperança saiba que nem o diabo te quer por perto seu rato patetico, vai lá quebrar uma garrafa de vidro na cabeça de um assaltante, sei lá se diverte

Anônimo 09/17/2022 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.1900 del
>>1896 Vish, anão, pela data do poste aquele anão deve ter se churrascado tem tempo.

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Como conquistar e corromper uma fêmea cristã? Anônimo 09/17/2022 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No. 1899 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anões, preciso de dicas para conquistar uma christfag lindinha. Quero muito liberar a puta interior dessa fêmea, quero ela pra mim.

>seja eu, ano passado
>repetente, branco, colegio particular, 8/10
>sem amigos na sala
>conhece uma menina vinda de um outro colegio que estava falindo na sala (ead)
>faz trabalhos em grupo, e ocasionalmente troca mensagens
>pelo fim de 2021 se normaliza denovo sair na rua
>festa de aniversario de uma amiga dela, tambem vinda do colegio que estava falindo mas foi pra outra escola
>me interesso por essa menina, 8/10 desconhecida ate então
>festa de aniversario da minha colega, conheço a menina por quem me interessei
>tempo passa e noto que minha colega estava perdidamente apaixonada por mim fazia tempo
>sigo minha vida normalmente e começo a conversar com a menina que eu gostei mais diariamente, escondendo um pouco da estranha apaixonada por mim
minha colega me liga em uma madrugada, bebada numa festa e se declara pra mim, usando frases como "o que que ela tem q eu não tenho" e "como eu faço pra ser boa pra você anão?", além de falar que tinha desenvolvido transtorno alimentar por minha culpa
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>passa um tempo e eu descubro que a menina estranha apaixonada por mim que se declarou escandalosamente amava patrulha canina, e tinha um filme da patrulha canina no cinema na hora

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Anônimo 09/17/2022 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.1898 del
Caso seja real essa história, meus parabéns, significa que você a tem ela pra utilizar quando quiser! Um deposito extra é sempre bom. Só cuidado pra ela não tentar forniquer a sua vida, vadias assim adoram fazer escândalos.

Board spelunking Bernd 02/22/2019 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No. 23385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: we explore small boards to find cool stuff and for curiosity's sake and then report on our findings.

My search area consists of non-porn 8chan boards with a poster count in the 10-100 range, but other boards are also welcome.

How do conversations proceed? Which memes are appreciated? Is any OC produced? What kinds of threads are made? What are the board's collective opinions on its subject matter? What is its relationship to other boards? What is the userbase's ideology and outlook? How is the moderation? These are some of the questions that can be answered.

I'll start with /doomer/. At 80 posters it's second on the list, just behind /ausneets/ with 84. The subject matter and the name are one and the same.

Most threads belong in one of three categories:

-Aesthetics threads on topics such as somber art, music and architecture. Art thread had this peculiar picture. The first page houses a good thread on brutalism, though it got derailed into a conversation about women. Even the board's CSS has this feeling.
-Sincere expressions of how posters are nihilistic, feel they've fucked up in life and dislike the people around them. Often start with greentext personal experiences. Drugs and family relations are common themes.
-Venting against society at large.

There's a lot of hate against people, but not much between individual posters. Ideologies span the whole ecosystem of online radicalism, with anarchists, fascists, primitivists and the like.

I'll post more findings later.
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Bernd 06/20/2022 (Mon) 16:42:53 [Preview] No.48041 del
Imageboards were designed to share anime. Which is just information, so with little cleverness it can be used to other purposes, like learning.
They are just social media, platforms, with their basic tools and shortcomings.

Bernd 06/20/2022 (Mon) 20:35:48 [Preview] No.48042 del
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In my experience, big boards are full of ignorants who have overly confident opinions on things they shouldn't be certain of, and are rude if someone disagrees.

Dutch bernd Bernd 07/13/2022 (Wed) 04:13:13 [Preview] No.48264 del
Wuts this?

Bernd 09/17/2022 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.48751 del
I woke up early in the morning and I thought if Indians had imageboards. I mean pajeet Indians.

Bernd 09/17/2022 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.48760 del
I'm not sure who's trolling who in that pic.

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Gondola thread Bernd 08/05/2020 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No. 39054 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Gondola is the last meme that ratified by peoples of ylilauta, bogdanoff brothers, lola&claire and it deserves to be posted more often, after gondola era, memes become more and more obnoxious.

It's one of the most bernd firendly meme imo
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Dutch bernd Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.48672 del
That's an option though.

Also bumping this old thread

Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.48681 del
That gondola has a robotic pants?

What are the other options?

Bernd 09/12/2022 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.48729 del
>That gondola has a robotic pants?

It is allusion to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wrong_Trousers

Bernd 09/13/2022 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.48731 del
Huh. I might have seen that. I know Wallace and Gromit, saw some of that animation, and the penguin also look familiar. It was long time ago.
It looks just the right trousers for gondola.

Bernd 09/17/2022 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.48753 del
Good movie though

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Cooking Gulyás reup Bernd 06/28/2018 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No. 17596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I saw some Mexican asking for gulyás recipe on Kohl and because I don't really want to start posting there beside the World Cup I decided to reupload the gulyás cooking as the other thread is "File not found" as well. So here's with original text.

Cooking with Bernd: gulyás

I was planning to post a good gulyás cooking since day one but somehow the occasion eluded me until now. I know a Hungarobernd did this on KC main but it was regular "cooking in the kitchen" type of thread and not "over open fire in bogrács" (traditional Hungarian pot).
I couldn't do this live for technical reasons but it will be fine this way too.

Pic #1
Ingredients: meat (little bit over half a kilo, it's pork, not beef), taters (by volume I used about the double of the meat dunno their weight), onions, tomato, paprikas, black pepper in the mill, dried ground paprika in the jar with the red lid, salt in the middle, and the white wax paper on the right covers the salo (fatback).
You can also see my Mora for cutting needs and a bearly visible peace from a wooden spoon behind the meat and the potato, the masterpiece of my carving art, used for stir the food in the bogrács.
The taters are leftovers from winter, wizened but fine for our purpose. Some of the onions and the paprikas are also leftovers I utilized.

Pic #2
The initial setup. Two quarter logs at the sides and a nest in the middle for the fire itself also aligned toward the usual main direction of the wind. The rocks are there for a little draft control. Tripod to hang the bogrács.

Pic #3
Lighted a handful of dry grass, placed in the middle of the nest, then a large handful of dry twigs above, and sticks across the log above all. As these sticks burn in the middle they broke after a while and fall into the nest. The heat from the nest lights up the inside faces of the logs. The heat is very concentrated toward the nest. The cooking is going above the nest, and it really doesn't need much flames. The smoldering logs pumping up lotsa heat, only some sticks are needed to be placed inside the nest time to times. Also when a log burns through, a new can be placed there. I had several prepared.

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Bernd 05/08/2022 (Sun) 09:03:35 [Preview] No.47462 del
>It's meant to be a cheap and cheerful kind of meal.
I assume so. To be honest it's a variety of hot dog.
Also we have this "beer, sausage" tradition on May 1st, due to workers' festivities.

Bernd 08/08/2022 (Mon) 17:46:37 [Preview] No.48462 del
All the fugging salamis has the same tangy taste. Doesn't matter if it's a thick salami, or a slim one. On the pink side or dark looking. Has no coating, or has chili, or aspic one. No matter the fancy name. Weird. It's an ok taste, no problem with it, but I'd expect differences.

Bernd 08/30/2022 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.48608 del
Gonna have expired hot dogs. Or hot dog liek sausages. Four. They were in a vacuumed plastic bag, one had a darkening at one end, more brown as it should like drying out. There was the usual tiny moisture in the bag, smelt good, no mold or such. Cooking it for 5 mins in hot water, the instructions say, in the bag, but I'll just without, "naked".
If it tastes all right I think they'll be fine.
I feel like I'm Steve1989 now.

Bernd 08/30/2022 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.48609 del
Tastes fine. I looked at the ingredients, plenty to go rancid, butter, cheese...

Bernd 09/17/2022 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.48752 del
Then I thought if Vegan diet is kosher.

Syria Thread - It's Actually Ukraine Edition Bernd 04/01/2022 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No. 47132 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Can't do without a bit of Syria. Tradition. Continue discussing conflicts in third world shitholes. The hot topic these days is Ukraine however.
Situation after way over a month is unsure. Russian had obvious results in the map painting department, but about how each militaries are doing the intel is unreliable. In the north changes seem to happen, previously Russian occupied settlements now under Ukrainian control again. Russians said they are withdrawing troops, Ukrainians said they're just regrouping for another attack. In the south Russians reached the Dniepr from Crimea and pushed to the east reaching Donbas, Mariupol is surrounded but not surrendered yet. Most of Luhanks oblast seems to be occupied. Clashes were had to the west over the Dnieper, up to Mykolaev and Krivoy Rog. Lots of fighting were done at Sumy and Kharkov. I think now an operational pause is going on.
Now on this livemap I see many air raid sirens going off in western Ukraine. Not sure why.

Here's a handy informational from Al Jazeera.
It shows who will suck the most in the EU, since official policy now seem to turning to give up Russian fossil fuels and replace them with... energy grass? I dunno, something oil from US companies, or oil from companies owned by US companies or something.
Also this don't seem to show the gas situation, gas as natural gas, not benzine/gasoline/diesel or what USians calls gas.
Anyway several EU countries have reasons to veto embargo on fossil fuels as weapon against Russia:
- Latvia
- Northern Hungary
- Finland
- Hungary
- Lithuania
- Bulgaria

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Bernd 09/16/2022 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.48748 del
Where is this one flying to?

Reached Bump Limit Bernd 09/20/2022 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.48764 del
and now autosäging

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.48796 del
New thread when?

Bernd 09/25/2022 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.48800 del

Music Bernd 09/07/2020 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No. 39873 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Since the previous thread is autosäging, here's the new one.

This little faggot is making covers for all kinds of popular music.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Gd-jNKhTC8 [Embed]

Previously Venezuelaball posted some songs of a sludge metal band, Acid Bath. Managed to put my hands on some of their songs. Here's a couple I liked.
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Bernd 08/23/2022 (Tue) 19:03 [Preview] No.48534 del
It seems it was a Village People song originally and their intention was to make it about the Westward colonization of the US. Ofc in some apologetic tone.
But they also wrote that even the original song resembled to Soviet anthem.

Dutch bernd Bernd 09/07/2022 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.48668 del
Maybe you're right

Bernd 09/15/2022 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.48743 del
Good early punk jolly sounding, in contrast with the lyrics.
Heh, their first drummer was Hungarian.
>Time Bomb
I'm not sure about the remastering. The originals sounds too, hmm, "boxy", but the remastered feels as if between the tracks there would be big empty void. I can't explain otherwise, I'm not sure.
>Tropico game
That one you posted it earlier, I remember. Not bad.
I get back to the article sometimes.

conjunto militar Anônimo 09/13/2022 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No. 1891 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
boa manhã anões, poderiam informar a minha pessoa os itens fundamentais pra um conjunto militar?

Anônimo 09/13/2022 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.1892 del
O primeiro deles é a pá, seguido da enxada e da picareta.

Anônimo 09/14/2022 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.1897 del
Não esqueça da brocha (no duplo sentido, também) e cal virgem.