>>28
Based on looks I could see Dio being this guy's dad . The other 2 sons didn't look like him at all though.

>>27
One semester when I was in college there was this guy that always wore a furry hat (that looked like Weather Report's) that sat next to me in a math class and he would just never brush his teeth (and he wasn't too fond of showers either). But since smells stick into your memory really well, whenever I see WR I immediately smell the kids breath. I hate it.
>>28
Is his ability turning into shellfish dishes? That's a terrible stand.

>>27
>>28
This was confusing when I read it and it's still confusing now.
The vague sexual tension between Versace and Pucci is odd. Pucci noting their similar builds and measuring his is just as strange.
Not to mention ordering a fishy dish when he's allergic to shellfish, the seemingly mistranslated ingredient of "crab meat" when clearly Versace meant "imitation crab meat", whatever those weird looking shrimp are as garnish, and the fact that no hospital serves gourmet food like that.

>>29
Riekel had good looks, he just had bizarre fashion sense, even for JoJo's. Versace's hair is a little odd to me, but he's got a good face and sick sideburns. Ungaro is the only abomination.

>>30
Yeah he's going to lead Jolyne to the pier and have Sanji rapidly cook fish flan for fighting with.

>>31
> the seemingly mistranslated ingredient of "crab meat" when clearly Versace meant "imitation crab meat"
I was wondering that. Maybe Japs have a different word for muscles and clams and stuff that doesn't include crustaceans.
>and the fact that no hospital serves gourmet food like that.
Some hospices do seafood so maybe if they thought he was going to die.

>>34
>I was wondering that. Maybe Japs have a different word for muscles and clams and stuff that doesn't include crustaceans.
Equally possible.

>Some hospices do seafood so maybe if they thought he was going to die.
Given the context it seems like standard room service from a standard public hospital. I've had hospital cafeteria food more than a couple times and it's not that different from school cafeteria food.

>>36
In my experience it depends a lot on the hospital. But it's never great.
>>35
Does that work like a wormhole?

>>38
>>37
All I know is he "digs up" the past.

>>41
Thank you Exposition Max. Also I got a "Connection Failure" when uploading this set the first time.

>>41
I always glossed over it before but sports max really is a dumb name.

So the earth has memories? How does it remember things that happened up in the sky?
I think Jolyne should've just tried to engage both of them. Trying to retreat played into his hand. He's not going to let Pucci die in a plane crash so she should've tried to stick with close-range combat where she can keep an eye on Pucci.

>>43
It's ironic that you realize that on sportschan.

>>43
That reaction image triggers people on /v/ because of the QUALITY ear sticking out.
Sports Max got his namesake from this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Mara#Brands

>>44
The plane crashed into the Earth and left an imprint of the memories.
It's a little odd, but him and Pucci are just in his Stand hole, and not in any danger of the plane crash.

>>47
kek what's this guy's problem.

>>48
That was a pretty cool way to block Jolyne's attack.

>>43
>>46
Pretty sure that ear triggers everyone but Diana is still bestwitch IMO.
>It's a little odd, but him and Pucci are just in his Stand hole, and not in any danger of the plane crash.
>>49
I hope this gets further explained. Because even though it's creative if he can put anything that hit the ground in his stand hole then using planes seems kind of impractical.

>>50
Yeah I get what you mean. Also if he was able to bring sports max back then he should be able to bring Dio back with his stand powers to kill Jolyne real quick. Though I'll let it slide since he is a newbie stand user and it seems he needs to concentrate a lot to use/keep up his power (or atleast thats the reason why I see him being a dick to pucci)

Bringing back Dio hadn't occurred to me. If it were possible I would think the priest would ask him to do it, but maybe they were getting to that.

>>49
I think Versace's sudden turn is similar to Shigechi's. Once he got a bit of confidence he became a bit too big for his britches. That's why I find the sensual tension from earlier so odd. Or maybe he's just being tsundere? Either way it's nice to see one of the sons have a backbone and opt to not buy into Pucci hook, line, and sinker.

>I hope this gets further explained.
:^)

It's only going to become more nonsensical, even by JoJo standards, from here. Literal insanity with JHR was just the tip top of the iceberg.

>>51
I don't know if he could or not. His stand description will say he's limited to Orlando, Florida (Not that Sports Max died there, maybe he pulled from Herme's memories?), but I refuse to believe that's his hard limit. Perhaps that's just his range? Maybe if he wants to bring DIO back he needs to go to Cairo? His Sports Max didn't last very long, so maybe pulling people from a person's memories imprinted in Earth's memories and not directly from Earth's memories is very viable? Fuck I have a headache.

>>54
I can't decide if I like this version of Holes better or not.

>>55
>16 years old, looks 40, employed as a guard for other minors.
I can't tell if this is a mistranslation or more of Araki's BS.

Becoming that skinny from juvie also seems like a stretch, but horror stories do happen.

>The blood of DIO runs through my veins.
I've got some bad news for you Versace.

>>55
I guess for now it's best to not ask too many questions and just hope Araki has something cool he's leading up to with all of this.
>>56
This guy is a tiny bit cooler than Stanley Yelnats but not by much.
>>57
>>I can't tell if this is a mistranslation or more of Araki's BS.
>Araki are you ready to send this chapter to your editor?
>nah straight to jump

>>55
kek Emporio's reaction was great.

>>56
>I can't decide if I like this version of Holes better or not.
Reminds me of that too.

>>57
>Becoming that skinny from juvie also seems like a stretch
Seems plausible, he was already a depressed kid and then got blamed for something he didn't do. Probably stopped eating cause he thought life was shit.

>>61
>I'm not very good at standing
Fucking kek
So now can just turn people into easter eggs and stuff people inside them? That's quite a development. She'll make a good living as a human trafficker after this.

>>62
Well I don't think it would work out too well considering the fusion damage, but it would be an entertaining way to kill a real person.

>>63
>real person
I'm talking about spics though.

>>67
>>66
Whoops, didn't mean to post this twice.

>>64
kek

>>58
>I guess for now it's best to not ask too many questions and just hope Araki has something cool he's leading up to with all of this.
Well it's like how Versace is somehow able to dig up a memory of Pucci, take Weather's actual memories out of it since Pucci notices the memories are gone from his person, and it does not matter to me since Weather with his memories back is alpha as fuck.

>>65
Wouldn't those 2 memory people have died(and in extension Jolyne and Sticker girl)since they weren't on the seats? Or do they always survive since they survived the first time.

>>66
I already thought Weather Report was strong as shit but now he has the power to control rainbows?!? It's over for Pucci.

>>67
Is WR using his stand to make this dimension dissipate or is that just happening because Underworld is acceding defeat?
I'm hoping that with his memories back WR becomes a little bit more of a loose cannon. Which I suppose might result from really violent memories.
>>70
>I already thought Weather Report was strong as shit but now he has the power to control rainbows?!? It's over for Pucci.
You think you can make out the colors that are over there? Bam rainbow, not anymore. You don't know what colors the things over there are.

>>70
>Wouldn't those 2 memory people have died(and in extension Jolyne and Sticker girl)since they weren't on the seats? Or do they always survive since they survived the first time.
It's not like they're actual people. It's more like an hologram.

>I already thought Weather Report was strong as shit but now he has the power to control rainbows?!? It's over for Pucci.
Get ready for 14 chapters of killer rainbows bucko.
I think I'll post a bit of Heavy Weather.

>>71
His stand hole is prolapsing because he plans on getting out of there. Heavy Weather is just showing up because there's still light down there.

>>74
oh clearly this is the BO of /girltalk/'s stand

>>73
The panel with lighting around him was so badass. I hope we see some lighting blasts from weather report, maybe he can direct it through those little horns on his hat.

>>74
Those snail eggs coming out her arm like that was absolutely disgusting.

>>75
?

I went on /girltalk/ once out of curiosity since they were trending. They were talking about visibility and hoping to only be visible to the right boards and such. I chimed in and said that they're perfectly visible to everyone on the front page with their activity. I was immediately told to use a gender flag. Told them I have no interest in their community, just thought they ought to know and left.

>>76
I said he's alpha as fuck. Dunno how you guys will feel about his backstory, but I'm sure you'll get a few keks out of it.

>Those snail eggs coming out her arm like that was absolutely disgusting.
Hope snails don't make you squeamish because we've just dipped below the surface of the insanity-burg and we have a few miles of snails to swim through before we reach the dark depths.

>>77
The BO is Snailgirl, and it was also a clumsy jab at people on the boards having their brains turned into snail eggs. I only occasioally browse it for amusement so i have no idea if it's true, but i think anything that's female-centric will rot peoples' brains sooner or later.

Is it looking like 8ch shit itself to anyone else?

>>79
yeah it broke for me too

>>80
There was a warning at the top but I was sort of ignoring it because nothing seemed to happen yesterday.

>>79
Yet again.

test

Fix your shit Jim

ZA WALDO xD

cuckmonkey has to install the new datamining plugin

>>84
Not enough pigs on the farm to power 8chan.

>>87
I imagine Jim's an ambitious man. He's going to use all that data to solve once and for all if traps are gay or not.

All of our posts just popped, but my new one isn't.

>>88
I was thinking a little bit ago about how they both had white hair even though they weren't old. I think if Pucci weren't a nigger I would've guessed that they were brothers.
>>90
This pic always gets me. It's just so good.
>>91
I don't have really strong preferences but if 8ch is faster for you I'm down to go back.

>>92
Actually I don't know fullchan still seems pretty fucky.

>>92
No, no all our posts went through, but when I tried posting again it's stuck like before.

>>94
Yeah another batch just went through at once. Still not really usable.

It's kind of funny seeing all those posts pop up minutes later

The banner at the top said estimated downtime of 10 minutes and now it says 3 hours kek

>>92
>This pic always gets me. It's just so good.

thanks I made it
>>94
>>93
between the maintenance and /b/ getting constantly spammed and purged things look kind of grim

>>99
Reminds me when I played Maple Story back in the day and their maintenance would be 2 or 3 times longer than what was announced.

>>99
I think it was meant to start a half hour ago, but I started having problems like 10 minutes earlier than that.
>>100
>i made it
Nice, it must've been a little while ago right?
I know people always say the board is dead but it really is in pretty terrible shape right now. It's desperately in need of some new mods among other things.

>>100
That and the seemingly constant brigading on /v/ is really annoying.

>>103
Who's brigading?

>>96
Spider Jolyne is pretty cool.

>>98
How would going after Versace stop all this? The memories are already in Weater Report so taking Versace out of the picture won't do much. I'm honestly surprised Jolyne didn't just go for Pucci when she had the chance.

>>102
Adding more mods won't stop spamfag, only Codemonkey can do something about him. Even without spamfag all /b/ amounts to is pedos vs antipedos in every single thread so it's pretty fucked regardless. It pains me to say it but 8chan doesn't even compare to 4chan in terms of content/userbase numbers/functionality. Board creation and less cancerous mods+vpn usage is a plus tho.

>>102
>Nice, it must've been a little while ago right?
indeed
>I know people always say the board is dead but it really is in pretty terrible shape right now. It's desperately in need of some new mods among other things
you always have people saying that the board is dying or is so bad nowadays but its been almost unusable. Its no fun when your thread get removed because of mod fuckups
>>103
Whats going on on /v/? I don't really go on there much since I lost most of my passion for vidya

>>105
>>107
Goons are the most common suspect. It could also be /leftypol/ falsflagging as /pol/, but I honestly don't know. Just there are a lot of posts that aren't consistent with the norm.

For example, there's a guy who autistically mods Paper Mario TTYD and shows up every so often to shill his mod and get feedback. This is all well and good. However one of the last times he showed up there were a bunch of people crying, not angry, but crying and upset that he modded the script back to the the original text that heavily implied Vivian was a tranny. Which if you don't approve of is fine, the usual response would just be that that's gay and that would be it. However /v/ would not have that sort of reaction and they especially do not approve of censorship of any kind so the outcry was very, very out of place. People in that thread were also saying this was very fucky.

More recently there was a simple thread asking which games had the largest bestiaries and why his previous thread was deleted. This topic seemed like pretty standard /v/ fair, but it had no takers, and got shit-posted to death. I can't find it now so I can only imagine the faggot mods deleted it because a bunch of goons decided to mass report it.

>>106
Pucci said that Versace would be able to "dig up" the memories out of Weather.

>>107
> I don't really go on there much since I lost most of my passion for vidya
same, I hope the video game industry crashes like it did in 1983. So many cancerous practices in it right now.

>>111
This is the common desire on /v/. That aside there's some good stuff there to laugh over before the inevitable crash. https://8ch.net/v/res/13531557.html

>>106
>content
I mean it depends on the board. Even a month ago fullb had some interesting threads on b. I just looked at the halfchan catalog and the only threads that aren't porn or repetitive threads are getting like no replies and 404 in a few minutes.
>userbase numbers/functionality
Well, yeah.
>>107
There were a couple threads I had open today that apparently got deleted but I wasn't following closely enough to really see what happened.

IMO dysnomia should:
>just make cyclical threads for all the general topics
>let a couple people from those threads become mod but ONLY moderate those threads and spam
>have 1 pedo thread and not allow b mods to delete cp unless it's hardcore, just tell people to file global reports and let the global mods try to parse apart what violates DOST because it's hopelessly vague and b isn't really the right place to argue about it
>have an aggressive early 404 setting with maximum number of pages in the catalog to minimize quality sliding
>appeal for some new mods to delete spam and just encourage them to delete spam by ip
Like there would definitely be some casualties but you've got to stabilize the board first and foremost.

>>112
KEK

>>113
those ideas sound pretty good, i just wish the board had some energy, like find something to talk and meme about or raid, its a lot of apathy.

huh, /maka/ is currently one of Endchan's top boards

>>115
The pedos on /b/ don't even seem like real pedos to me. All they do is argue against anti pedos over and over again.

>>117
This place must be actually dead then. Like 9 users dead.

>>118
0*

>>117
Not too hard to do. How many people use this site regularly? A couple thousand? Less than a thousand?

>>120
>how many people use this site regularly? A couple thousand? Less than a thousand?
I highly doubt it's anywhere near a thousand.

>>108
Is Mark still the BO? There were a lot of sketchy rumors about him a couple years ago but it kind of seems like they stopped. But that sounds kind of fucky.
I kind of wonder if there isn't a well-organized liberal group that's coordinated to take down the whole site.
>>110
Theory: they're turning into stands because of some spores or something that's already in the air that turns people into snails. Weather report is just subconsciously creating conditions that allow it to thrive.
>>111
It doesn't take a lot of franchises for me to be happy. But elder scrolls went to shit and Cliffy B started fucking up Gears and then epic stopped Unreal so I pretty much don't give a shit about anything else.
I'll probably buy a console when Psychonauts 2 comes out though. I really liked the first one.
>>117
>>118
It's basically just /sp/ with like a weeaboo board that happened to be modifying cripple's opensource software so they just left the ability to create boards as far as I know.

I just saw the bunker. I said it'd be funny if cuckmonkey put the whole website in one thread but I didn't think he'd actually do it. The madman.

>>122
>it doesn't take a lot of franchises for me to be happy. But elder scrolls went to shit and Cliffy B started fucking up Gears and then epic stopped Unreal so I pretty much don't give a shit about anything else.
I'll probably buy a console when Psychonauts 2 comes out though. I really liked the first one.
I liked Psychonauts too but I think I'll pirate the sequel, the creator is a cuck.

>>121
Yeah too high. Maybe unique IPs per day? Even then it's doubtful.

>>122
Yeah the fat jew is still BO. And I only see him referred to as such. He seems to be tacitly accepted.

>Theory: they're turning into stands because of some spores or something that's already in the air that turns people into snails. Weather report is just subconsciously creating conditions that allow it to thrive.
No, it's much, much, much, much dumber than that. You should have fried your brain when you had the chance.

>It doesn't take a lot of franchises for me to be happy. But elder scrolls went to shit and Cliffy B started fucking up Gears and then epic stopped Unreal so I pretty much don't give a shit about anything else.
I'll probably buy a console when Psychonauts 2 comes out though. I really liked the first one.
Toddposting is the norm because of all the ES fuckery. Lately there's always a thread up like this one https://8ch.net/v/res/13498077.html
I don't have anything on Cucky B. right now, but I don't know if you wanna see how far he's fallen.
I loved Psychonauts as well, but I would definitely pirate the sequel first considering the decline Tim Schafer has gone down.

>>123
kek

>>124
>Those MTG panels and Maro
I don't really blame him for the current state of Magic, but I'm willing to entertain the notion that he's using his Jewish powers to seriously limit design space so they can tease out Magic's bloated lifespan even further.

test

>>123
why do i get this when i try to post there
Your browser sent an invalid or no HTTP referer.

>>124
That webm was painful.
Doublefine is one of the few companies in the industry that I actually think has the goal of making good games. Obviously Psychonauts was great. Brutal Legend was a great concept that was poorly managed and obviously just ran out of money while they were working on it. The arcade projects were complete shit. I honestly don't think Tim particularly gives a shit about politics. IIRC he said something that was light-heartedly pro-GG then got a lot of backlash and backed down a lot. But he also has a company to run and pissing off the liberal media (particularly the ones that are going to review his games) isn't really that great an idea regardless of how he feels.
Like what does he have to do to not be a cuck? Tell everything like it is to such an extent that he can't get a fair review on his game, it inevitably bombs and DF goes under?
>>129
idk, on the homepage it looks like they're going to try to switch back to xyz soon but I have no idea if that's related.

>>123
>Check out of curiosity
>It's nothing but a wall of pepes
I wasn't aware cuckchan went down too.

test

>>130
I don't remember the details. I know he got a lot of flakk for his his massively mis-managed kike-starter project, and the Postal dev put some digs against him in his game. I guess I'll be sure to post whatever I find the next time. However my advice still stands. Only insofar as it's the default I recommend.

>>133
There was also the sock puppet incident

>>134
Go on.

>>135
weird gamergate autism
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eEDCcdjgMNs [Embed]

>you guys want to add me on steam, its ZSF or maybe zsf72785 Its a new account so it won't let me add friends
Try linking it here like this http://steamcommunity.com/id/therealdlh/

There are quite a lot of people who go by ZSF.

>>143
kinky

>>146
When my sleeping schedule gets like this I may just end up sleeping through JoJo's. Good thing there's no schedule this time.

>>152
Pretty cool if Gyro and Johnny could take out a group of stand users without stands of there own.

>>156
Mountain Tim is pretty cool, is he like alternate Jotaro?

>>158
According to the wiki speculation he's an alternate Hol Horse. However I agree that Gyro seems to fit more. Actually I just thought that Gyro seems to have most of the good traits of HH's personality, and Johnny has all his worst traits.

Jotaro's SBR counterpart involves part 8 spoilers.

I wanna see a Mountain Tim vs Paulie match. Or even a Soul Eater-like cross over where Paulie is a weapon meister and Mountain Tim dreams of becoming Death's Noose.

>>163
His stand kind of reminds me of Jolyne's
>>164
He's a rope guy I take it?

>>165
Quit being a nigger and go watch/ read One Piece.
Yes he's a rope guy.

Is there no option to embed?

>>166
you just post the link and it should have an embed option next to it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OY7DZQai_8Y [Embed]

>>168
That's silly. https://youtu.be/_6l9SvbrVtE

>>170
It is, I fear, most serious.

>>173
>projectile nails
thats awesome