SA BEST A

I know what happened to Harold Holt.

How does he do it?

>>1009279
I know what happened at the tower of joy

My Amaxon package still hasn't arrived at the depot and is still listed as arriving today.

according to windy.com, it is 34C in a place called Jabiru. Not much of a winter if u ask me

>>1009276
I know what happened to a certain amazon package

I bet they dispatched it from Sydney instead of Melbourne.

>>1009283
>Not much of a winter if u ask me
That part of the country has a wet season and a dry season, but the day time temperature is rarely cold.

>>1009286
thank you, good answer to my inquiry, if you could call it that. i wonder it must be like to be a white man up there in the tropics. couldn't deal with it me

>>1009304
You can become acclimatised to it, but the wet season is very oppressive.

I need one of these, Cruisey

>>1009307
MonkAI will have a dynamic AI powered to do list with all these features. It will be rendered obsolete.

>>1009314
Someone was making a gizmo on the outcasts board. Maybe they were making a digital physical to do list device. As we all know that sort of thing is in high demand

>>1009318
I miss her so

>>1009317
Why my package takes the shorter route via Australia?

>>1009320
Surprised our mob didn't lose it.

GayKitten is testing something

>>1009318
wew, olive looks quite different without her makeup on

Spam calls interrupted my afternoon nap twice.
The robot Chinese lady.

dyela nyet
tonight is time to post
ok nyet

Found something.

>>1009331
who was Helen? she has a flag apparently

>>1009335
She was gone too soon. RIP

>>1009334
Is it a problem if I like her because she looks jewish

>>1009336
>>1009337
well as much as i appreciate the replies, this only raises more questions 😕

We need to get that divvies NEET over here. He looks like he could contribute.

>>1009335
she died for the want of a squirt of wd-40

>>1009344
This is why you don't mess with the Zest. Zest gets all the bitches, even olive.

>Wednesday, 1 July
>5:22 pm
>Out for delivery Adelaide, AU
pajeet is going above and beyond tonight
he's probably going to crash in this weather though

>>1009342
Lol

>>1009348
it will probably arrive well after my official bedtime of 18:30pm in the evening

>>1009315
He made three gizmos so far.

>>1009351
might need a cup of tea or a hot chogolat

>>1009353
choglat

>>1009342
he might be too aggressive
like a chihuahua

Divvies NEET would be able to tell Monk exactly what he should do with his tax return.

they have hacked my everythings and have my a mails 😢

strike while the iron is hot
as they say

>>1009358
who?
what?

I do not like this nighttime delivery caper. Every little noise has me jumping up and peeping outside.

>>1009363
Keep your nose held high and you should be able to notice the change in smell.

>>1009364
hot chogolat might go up it??

>>1009362
in trouble 😔

>>1009366
Be clearer please NEET. What has happened?

>>1009339
tfw no phenogenotype jewish gf to present to mother

>>1009369
That is very obscure NEET.

>>1009369
He is not even using the vernier properly.

>>1009370
It keeps him busy.

>>1009371
He needs feedback.

Might get an eye patch.

>>1009374
You would look good NEET. Rakish and dangerous. An air of mystery. Irresistible to women.

>>1009335
She was our beloved chook which a certain neet didn't look after and she ended up in the green waste bin.

>>1009373
Belzona is our saviour.

We should not forget Penny either. She was a good chook too.

>>1009379
Vile. Put her on the ozempic.

>>1009380
All paths lead to the green bin. RIP.

>>1009378
😭

pajeet has been driving around with my parcel for 2 hours now

>>1009384
It is bin night BTW.

need to get weight loss pills because im 93kg~ish now

>>1009387
you're already a skinny minny

>>1009385
He may for another 2 hours unfortunately

>>1009387
You're starting your rise through the ranks.

>>1009389
it tends to be about 3 from I get the email

>>1009386
>>1009384
I was in prison with a guy whom helped a lady chop up a man and dispose of his remains in a green wheelie bin

>>1009386
Thanks neet.

>>1009390
He's going for Nurgle 2026.

>>1009390
he's not even on the right board

>>1009385
It will come out smelling like chicken tikka.

>>1009387
You are not even fat.

>>1009392
What were you in prison for NEET?

>>1009384
>>1009392
What's the green bin for?

>>1009399
Food scraps and garden waste. Leaves and branches etc. It is collected every 2 weeks.

>>1009399
>>1009400
And bodies. Don't forget the bodies.

>>1009398
Distribution of articles containing anti semitism
To be fair I'm not a dyed in the wool anti semite

>>1009400
Interesting. We can't put food into the garden waste, not even fruits and vegetables.
EU has the most retarded color coding and countries all has their differences, but even within countries the various waste management companies has their own systems. Never seen green being the green (garden) waste anywhere.

Keep having panic attacks, need to stop.

>>1009403
yellow is for hazardous waste and red is for burn it with fire

>>1009404
Deep breaths NEET.

>>1009402
A leper doesn't change his spots...

nor a tiger his stripes
?

>>1009408
Good AI sloppa response

>>1009409
Exactly

>>1009412
GrimoireNEET's wizard tower.

it's been a while

>>1009412
>>1009414
hmm
indeed

>>1009397
I have BIG plans!

>>1009414
Reset the counter.

Why am I such a mong with money bros? I am always near broke 2 days after payday 😭

>>1009414
kek

>>1009418
Poor executive function linked to mental illness and/or possible intellectual disability.

Good night.

>>1009421
Good night Pidge. xx

My neighbour may or may not be addicted to the Ritalin I'm selling her. She takes 2 tabs at a time now which is 2x10mg. I tried telling her it's highly addictive but she is already set on wanting more. I'm afraid she'll become a speed freak and try to break down my door and steal my stash later.

>>1009421
gn

>>1009423
You should be having sexual relations with her.

>>1009425
She's executive sized though

>>1009426
that's why she needs twice as much

>>1009423
amphetamines are great
everyone should take free and legal stims
maybe she will discover crystal meth
that is a pipeline

congratulations NEET

three hours now

>>1009430
I don't sand my truck at midnight every night

>>1009430
Porch light on NEET. Stand ready.

>>1009433
>so shit
False. disgraceful.

>>1009432
i'm startng to get fucked off
besides being past my bedtime, it's a security issue

CONGRATULATIONS NYET

>>1009435
Stand vigil NEET. In remembrance of deliveries past.

A song for you while you wait NEET.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzd2_T3f5c [Embed]

food for thought
>>1009433
>the man whomm invented the series agrees and also believes anime was a mistake

Might try to give up fapping and smoking tomorrow. might

>>1009440
Choose one to try to give up NEET. Both at the same time might be too much for you.

I didn't drink alcohol today.

>>1009442
Well done NEET. Dry July, keep going!

>>1009442
Well done.

>>1009440
when I think of the second ex I get telepathic linkage levels of arousal makes wanking difficult to stop
>>1009442
good neet tomorrow will be another successful and sober little death

>>1009427
Is this actually true? Does the dose depend on body size? Maybe that's why it never worked for me.

>>1009446
I can't speak to that substance in particular, but yes, body mass can play a part in how effective something is.
Some people are also just not as affected by some substances. E.g alcohol, caffeine, panadol, etc.

>>1009445
I was curious about if it's possible somehow to feel what the woman feels at the same time as you have sex with her as magic or something. it would be orgasmic to have a double orgasm

I have over a hundred books in my backlog and never read. Gonna open a book tomorrow and try to read at least 10-20 pages

>>1009449
Go for it NEET. Keep us posted please.

pajeet finally delivered
going to transition now

>>1009448
It's close to magic when her convulsions stop so she can eject liquid
fountain of mana
man am I dry

>>1009451
Good news. Safe transition. Let yourself down gently please.

>>1009453
Thank you. I had a glass of red cordial (sugar free) and I am now flat on my Bacharach in my Star Wars jammies.

keep getting my heart palpitations, wish i had friends instead of anxiety

>>1009454
>in my Star Wars jammies
Lovely.

might buy a house in japan. they're cheap as fuck. like 80 grand for a 7 bedroom house and you don't even need a visa or citizenship

>>1009458
Look in to it deeply NEET. Check on people who have done it and what they say.

>>1009459
I just need to sell more drugs so I can escape

Can't sleep, want some creamy pasta

>>1009461
Whip up a quick carbonara.

The jews are preventing me from sleeping

Ate spicy noodles

>>1009465
Did your eyes water and nose run?

I am watching England vs Congo in the World Cup.
I am going for Congo in this one. When both teams are Negroids I will go for the pure ones not the nasty English mutts.

awake, had breakfast, going back to sleep once I've digested

>>1009471
What did you have for breakfast NEET?

I feel like there is some truth to this meme. You see a lot of the right hand type around now.

>>1009467
Ditto.

>>1009473
It's the mullet.

>>1009472
potatoes and chickpeas, with hommus and turkey mince, had them in frozen feedpacks, took them out last night because I knew I'd wake up in the middle of the night

>>1009475
That sounds nutritious. Very healthy.

>>1009392
i've always thought that just putting a body in the wheelie bin and covering it with some empty tinnies or maccas wrappers would be the easiest way of disposing of a body. Don't understand why people go to such measures burying them or chucking them in the woods. makes no sense. people watched too much CSI in the 00s

For the soccer NOOT who brought this guy up the other day..

>>1009479
I’m not taking the poo vaccine, Albo

>>1009480
Grug!

>>1009477
The bin trucks have cameras nowadays

>>1009483
Green bin embracers fear them!

might open my parcel after I've had some energy drink and bacon & egg & cheese muffin

>>1009477
i've seen people get complaint letters from the garbage company for putting regular garbage in recycling bins, they might also have a no-dead-bodies policy

Big cenno pay just landed, not rent or bills due for weeks, what should I spend it on neets?

Didn't sleep properly, still gonna need another hour

Woke up with an 80s video game tune from my childhood stuck in my head.

>>1009489
put that noggin back on the pillow and get the extra sleep in NEET. it will make your day much better

need a poo

>>1009487
Keep it for the bills that are coming.

>>1009495
bet it's not bad. apparently chittlings are really good and that's boiled pi intestines

>>1009496
would go well with rollmops

>>1009487
Save some for later in the month when you will need it.

>>1009495
Vile.

gm

>>1009500
Morning.

still need more sleep

>>1009502
get up and power through it

>>1009502
close your eyes lad, no reason not too. the board will be waiting when you are bright eyed and bushy tailed

Might run for parliament as a democratic socialist.

>>1009506
You totally should, Xir.
I was reading about Mosley's problem with wignats the other day. Made me chortle.

>>1009495
can you buy these anonymously?

>>1009508
there is no shame anymore

>>1009508
They would be ok deep fried, they would be Kentucky Fried Rectums.

Caught up on my sleep, now bright eyed and bushy tailed, going to head out looking for adventure.

>>1009486
Getting fines for putting dead animals in the bin is something I've heard about.

I just had a blast of a convo with ginger cruisey

1650 super and sata power splitter arrived. Gonna put the server together now

>>1009480
I saw that. They say it is AI they put his head on someone else's body.

Gpu and power cable

thikning about a masturbat

>>1009515
they say everything they dont like is AI now of the days

>>1009516
Excellent.

Disc bay too thin for another drive

Extreme wind and rain caused water to get into my recycling bin even though the lid was closed the entire time.
Cardboard sodden. Serious situation. Next step unclear.

>>1009523
Ask monkAI for a solution

>>1009521
NEET they can go anywhere so long as the cable is attached. I would not have them touching any other components though.
You could make a little cradle for them and suspend them off the end of your desk.

Put a plastic ssd tray inbetween. I don’t know if this is healthy for the drives or if it will catch fire.

>>1009525
What do you think of this?

>>1009524
The Thalmor have restricted my access to the top tier AI models. Elites only. Name NEETs only.

>>1009478
I forgot the bins
I blame the medication

>>1009526
lol
you didn't plan this build very well, did you

>>1009522
will u be able to play crisis on full resolution and will your keyboard have colour changing LEDs after this build?

>>1009529
no of course not. that's why they call me mongk

>>1009526
NEET that might be okay but I would monitor it for a day or so. Touch to feel temperature. Anything too hot and you will have to change.

Almost forgot the boot ssd. Put it in. MonkAI said this setup is fine as well. Gotta plug it in and hopefully it boots no issues. Last time it wouldn’t boot because of dust in the ram slot

I wonder what mannequin NEET is up to these days?

>>1009534
Good luck NEET.

No display yet. Might not have drivers for gpu or something might be shit

>>1009535
Everyone needs a friend

Got a loading logo! Fuck yes!

>>1009539
will this machine be capable of AI TiNa nudes?

>>1009539
>>1009540
Well done.

>>1009541
It will need my gaming gpu but yeah it can
Got into boot menu.
Gonna try to install zima os. Hopefully it doesn’t want to wipe all my drives

>>1009542
Thanks NEET.

This song is fire.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pCRjJxYSPRc [Embed]

>>1009544
Too dark and grim for me. Creates the wrong mood. I want to be happy.

Storms caused birds to take shelter on my verandah clothesline. They shat all over my towels. Vertical streaks. Greenish yellow.

>>1009546
>Greenish yellow
Just showing their support for Australia in the World Cup

>>1009547
Go socceroos.

eating pitted cherries from the tin

>>1009549
Sounds grim NEET.

>>1009551
I like them.

>>1009546
revenge for all the kfc

>>1009545
Then don't listen to the 80s computer game tune I was dreaming of this morning, it will be far too scary for you
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sbs19umhxZE [Embed]

Tried usb booting off ventoy and it just hanged. Put the .img straight on the usb and got into the menu this time. Hopefully it doesn’t wipe all my drives like a mong. It says it wont.

I'm at the gym. I haven't been in months. There are lots of attractive women. I'm going to embarrass myself by moving bitch weight.

>>1009555
Good luck NEET.

>>1009556
No-one will even notice what you are doing in there NEET.
You are the only one obsessed with you.

Booted into ZimaOS with webui and setup account. It says you need ZimaOS+ to use more than 4 drives, I have 6 and it looks like it wants to format my drives if I enable them :(

>>1009556
Others in the gym are self conscious too. They aren't focussed on judging you. If they notice you they might just think he's just starting to exercise again, good for him.

>>1009559
isn't zimaos a nas management thingo? of course is going to want to wipe and raid stripe your disks

>>1009559
Be careful NEET. You can't risk losing the data.

It's worse than I thought NEETs

>>1009559
>>1009558
Thanks neets. It is going well. No one is looking at me and I'm managing avout 75% of what I used to. I expected my losses to be worse.

havig a mug of hot choggolat

>>1009560
It's a NAS / Server OS. I was going to go with truenas until I found out it requires ZFS which would wipe all my drives and I thought zimaos wouldn't need to.
>>1009561
aborting zimaos. gonna put debian xcfe on it for now and see if i can find a webui service seperately and run the ntfs drives with a driver thingo.

I only managed to squat 90kg for 2 sets of 5. I'm about to overhead press.

>>1009562
It always is.

>>1009564
Sounds good.

>>1009566
Did you do some warmup squats first? The final mass isn't as important as progressively warming up.
eg for 200lbs (90kg) working sets, the progression would be sometthing like:
2x5 45 lbs (Bar)
1x5 80 lbs (10 5 2.5)
1x3 120 lbs (35 2.5)
1x2 160 lbs (45 10 2.5)
5x5 200 lbs (45 25 5 2.5)

>>1009567
Fortunately someone else made the mistake so I am washing my hands of it

>>1009566
You are doing well NEET.

From living in the bad home area I have learned that a car with adult men in the backseats is almost always up to no good.
They were all wearing baseball caps too. Big red flags. They loitered and looked but then drove off.
The crime will be committed elsewhere.
Stay vigilant NEETs.

>>1009572
so we can't all be in the neetmobile at once?

>>1009573
Not without appearing sus. Not unless it is a signed and accredited mong bus.

>>1009573
The vehicle would not be able to support all of us at once. The suspension would give out.

>>1009575
we just need to properly distribute the skeles between the neets of size

I feel like I am due for a new computer - I especially need new speakers since even at maximum volume I can barely hear things now when the heater is on - but I just can't bring myself to spend the money.
It is all too expensive. I have the money, but I can't bring myself to let it go.

Do any of you NEETs know of a good Australian-based guide to DIY repaint your car cheaply and easily just at home?

>>1009577
Get me one please. I am perfectly comfortable spending your money on myself.

>>1009578
everyone's wrapping now

>>1009578
in a word (or two): don't

go for it NEET
only 8$ a can

>>1009583
even says diy expert on the can!

>>1009577
You're going to have to go shopping neet.

>>1009585
he should visit jaycar and get the makings for new speakers
fatherbot made some using cardboard wine casks as the housing

>>1009584
exactly
just ignore the not for automotive use warning
how would the authorities even know

i'll have to take a photo of the stanley claret speakers next time i'm in that shed

>>1009507
I wonder how ztepmum is going.

>>1009580
That's expensive.

>>1009583
I have seen people do it with a roller brush. You don't even need to spray.

>>1009590
even more expensive getting your rattle can job fixed

My car is a beat up old thing with extensive clearcoat peeling.
A failed DIY job would not really mess it up more than it already is.

>>1009593
I am 0dark truck panel sanding NEET
make sure to wear PPE
preparation makes the biggest difference
get your base colour code from the VIN or pillar plate

>>1009588
>stanley claret speakers
They sound very cool.

>>1009594
>base colour code
I want to do it a new colour. A different shade of the original so I don't have to go through re-registering it etc.

>>1009514
MonkAI soon.

>>1009521
If you tape them together the drives will get hot and sad. Check drive temps when you load on them.

>>1009596
if you are hellbent on doing this, neet, please spend a month or so watching every youtube video you can find on how to sand, prep, degrease the car and how to apply colour paint and clear coat

>>1009526
Be fine for now as long as you don't move the drives when they're on. Monitor drive temps.

>>1009534
MonkAI is always correct but Nuro should review.

I spend some amount of time thinking about how to preserve all my data. I have 4 8TB hard drives full.
Movies, TV Shows, games and countless other stuff.
It is precious to me and I want to keep it but the more I think about how, the more difficult the whole thing seems.
I will need to buy 4 new 8TB hard drives to do a RAID setup, but that will cost $2000. Plus whatever other stuff I would have to buy to build a NAS or DAS.
And my 4 HDDs are almost full so really I need to buy 2 more than that. And my original 4 HDDs are several years old already and really should be replaced before they fail.
It all makes me feel a bit overwhelmed. So much money.

>>1009599
I have watched some and I think it is all going to be too much for me.

going to have hot chibs and chiggen salt for dindins

>>1009562
I like this Pepe.

>>1009576
👆💯

>>1009577
Get MonkAI to plan it out for you and optimise the build.

>>1009583
kek

>>1009603
it's a massive and difficult job, so it's good to recognise that up front
without all the gear and pratice, and a dust-free room, it really would end up looking worse than the car does now

>>1009586
👆💯

>>1009588
👆💯

>>1009602
Do you really need all the movies and tv shows if you don't rewatch any of it?

>>1009588
>the stanley claret speakers
My exact body type.

>>1009602
Back up the most important things first with drives you can afford.

>>1009612
I feel like I do.
I feel like we live under a regime of censorship and retrospective changes to things and it is important to have a repository that can't be touched.
I don't download random things, just things I like or am interested in.

>>1009614
I can afford to do the whole thing but I can't bring myself to pull the trigger.
All the personal stuff is backed up already.

>>1009615
can you get 32tb of shit tier storage (old laptop drives or somthing) and offload your stuff temporarily and then move it back once you have set up your nas?

>>1009617
I don't know.

>>1009616
If you have the bandwidth you could send it the to a froxen/archival storage plan with the major cloud providers. It costs cents per gigabyte per month but can take hours for the recovery image to be ready but for backups that's fine.

>>1009507
The problem is my own political views are left wing on economic/welfare issues and right on social isssues, but there aren't any political parties like that in english speaking countries for some reason, so I can never find any I approve of.

>>1009619
I feel it is important for it all to be beyond the reach of any scanning or interference from anyone else.
I feel the censorship and regulation of data is going to ramp up over time.

Bacon was cheap so made cowboy beans

>>1009622
Good work NEET. Cowboy farts in your future.

>>1009623
Solid advice.

>>1009625
Have you abused someone there NEET?

>>1009625
Have you provided too much feedback NEET?

>>1009626
No, it just seemed likely timely advice.

>>1009629
Are you submitting something to the newsletter?

>>1009630
I'm not, but Cruisey is looking for submissions.

>>1009629
I wonder how that minion bloke is going on his holiday.

>>1009631
>submissions
*submissives

>>1009622
Well beaned.

>>1009633
There will be plenty of that tonight at the Council meeting.

got proxmox running. the fans are hella loud. it wouldn't display anything after boot menu for awhile until i used the nomodeset option and now it all works well. no idea how to setup or install anything yet.

>>1009633
Well spotted NEET.

>>1009636
For Proxmox you create the containers from the images you upload or import images as disks to use. Pretty easy when you get your head around it. Just make sure you are using the right storage spaces or move them after creation.

Are you going to create a cluster?

>>1009609
I am painting my truck in a open draft multi-carport surrounded by dirt and debris subject to being flooded when it rains

I just found an Animu called "I Want You to Make a Disgusted Face and Show Me Your Underwear"

It's as good as it sounds. :D

>>1009638
>>1009638
>Are you going to create a cluster?
I don't even know what a cluster is. I just want to get my NTFS drives working first and then I thought I'd make docker containers or something but I don't know how to use those yet either.
I could really use a beginners guide.

Speaking for one's self I see

Completed the van's wiring upgrade this arvo (home battery wiring 10G > 6G). The Anytone Ham radio can TX at 50 watts without undervolting now, however the accessory power extension to the cab seems to have broke during the operation, and I'll get a new one.

>>1009642
?

>>1009641
Cluster in proxmox are two devices or more running proxmox. You can migrate containers from one device to another device.

>>1009645
Oh it is what I thought. Nah I only have one device to run this stuff.

>>1009644
*it's difficult to explain*
all too often I am mistaken for someone else

>>1009643
Well done neet.

Reading about all my latest foibles and failures in my enemy’s bimonthly newsletter

Cruisey I wanna this

>>1009649
Please share any minion related news.

>>1009651
I don't know which organisation that guy is with. Nothing I'm associated with, sorry.

>>1009654
Thank you.

>>1009650
Kuhbaahb. Kuhbuhb?

>>1009648
Thanks.
The Anytone can send APRS position packets while I'm driving as much as it wants now. (Although I'll likely have it set to mid-power 20W rather than 50W). If the van ever gets stolen, it'll be easy to track too, hopefully.

How is it that flies know only to dive-bomb your face when you're holding tools in both hands.

>>1009650
NEEEEEED

>>1009650
I could do that I reckon. Probably just have a light breakfast that morning.

>>1009650
Make that two please.

>>1009656
I need big food.

>>1009652
Just grow long nails and stab the onion.

>>1009653
Thats pretty cool.

>>1009657
>How is it that flies know only to dive-bomb your face when you're holding tools in both hands.
Really sucks when one of those tools is a soldering iron or oxy acetylene torch.

>>1009652
Vile.

>>1009664
Onion with extra mushroom.

>>1009653
I recognise that voice from the guy who tells the rub and tug stories. "The mamasan"

>>1009656
He's scored four goals so far in the world cup.

>>1009664
Thank you.

>>1009667
Kek.
He plays for many teams too.

>>1009666
It’s a regional dialect

>>1009666
Thanks Wizzy. He has a lot of good advice.

I have transitioned. Seeing Sweetie tomorrow.

>>1009672
Tell her we said hi.

>>1009672
Good night NEET. Give Sweetie a kiss for me please.

>>1009672
Are going to try the brick method again?

>>1009674
With tongue or without?